Mika tells the reason she wears glasses and no one knows how to react

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  • @the98themperoroftheholybri33
    @the98themperoroftheholybri33 Рік тому +1117

    "i like short girls"
    Mika: **cuts legs off**

    • @krisnayosep7121
      @krisnayosep7121 Рік тому +1

      "i like big natural booba"

    • @FausFaustius
      @FausFaustius Рік тому

      "I like chicks with dicks"
      Mika: "Mom, can I have money for surgery?"

    • @Calevior
      @Calevior 9 місяців тому +4

      She's already short👍

    • @Silverお茶
      @Silverお茶 Місяць тому +1

      IM WHEEZING THIS IS DEFINITELY A CANON EVENT

    • @Aestareth_
      @Aestareth_ 21 день тому

      i mean, men do cut their bones to get taller

  • @lyras.9161
    @lyras.9161 Рік тому +3926

    Every time Mika tells a story, I grow more afraid for her. Dear God, protect this crazy-ass woman.

    • @huanggeorge9592
      @huanggeorge9592 Рік тому +139

      I still remember she almost got kidnapped story

    • @WhiteGuyGraal
      @WhiteGuyGraal Рік тому

      ​@@huanggeorge9592 2-3 times 😊

    • @kellerweskier7214
      @kellerweskier7214 Рік тому +18

      i can fix her!

    • @hollow6189
      @hollow6189 Рік тому +69

      @@kellerweskier7214no you can’t, bob the builder

    • @kellerweskier7214
      @kellerweskier7214 Рік тому +14

      @@hollow6189 ya huh! just throw money, support, a firm environment, and encouragement at it. fixes everything

  • @sunderzilla
    @sunderzilla Рік тому +3700

    this is why she is the BEST girlfailure, not just in niji but in the whole vtuber space

    • @wilma_wessels
      @wilma_wessels Рік тому

      Mika is really just on a whole new level of girlfailure.

    • @meepswag35
      @meepswag35 Рік тому +49

      Bro look at scarle

    • @AUM_-po9sc
      @AUM_-po9sc Рік тому +91

      ​@@meepswag35, nah, Scarle is still better than that

    • @niyo919
      @niyo919 Рік тому +59

      Not a competition but Phase Connect is full of girlfailures and I love them

    • @Meonium
      @Meonium Рік тому +11

      ​@@niyo919Who you recommended in phase connect? Any particular clip?

  • @ZeroXSEED
    @ZeroXSEED Рік тому +2462

    You can try to be a Girlfailure
    You can never be Mika Melatika level Girlfailure

    • @User-no.
      @User-no. Рік тому +40

      Why would anyone want to be a “girlfailure”

    • @Definitely_Melnyx
      @Definitely_Melnyx Рік тому +30

      She is still mild to some psychos out there.

    • @gymbmymb3465
      @gymbmymb3465 Рік тому +41

      @@User-no. It's basically a positive spin to describe incel women, obviously the literal definition doesn't apply too well but it's more or less what single women in their 30s call themselves now to cope.

    • @rasmusasd3868
      @rasmusasd3868 Рік тому

      incel women? just say femcel please@@gymbmymb3465

    • @KitaBFawkes
      @KitaBFawkes Рік тому

      ​@@gymbmymb3465Not quite. Originally, incel was a self identifier women picked up to lament how they could not find sex or meaningful relationships in a misogynistic world.
      The word was co-opted by entitled 20-something year old boys who were angy they never got their dick wet, despite them *usually* being either awful people or literally socially inept being the problem... not really beauty standards for men.
      A girlfailure is not an incel. You can be fucking all the time and still be a girlfailure. A girlfailure is a women who does not take care of themselves or their space, and constantly gets into situations or scenarios where they cause themselves emotional or physical damage is a real risk.

  • @Wolfoso
    @Wolfoso Рік тому +1813

    Jesus Christ, Mika.

    • @elkaidred0512
      @elkaidred0512 Рік тому +65

      Lets not forget Mika is confident in her body enough to take lewd pictures of herself BUT still goes to that extent for that person.

    • @Kenos444
      @Kenos444 Рік тому +6

      @@elkaidred0512 does she post them or only take them to boost her confidence?

    • @nnnik3595
      @nnnik3595 Рік тому +21

      @@Kenos444 she doesn't post them online but is bold enough to send them to friends e.g. Enna

    • @elkaidred0512
      @elkaidred0512 Рік тому +20

      @@Kenos444 the context can be found in that drunk Enna clip. She said she only takes it for fun and then in that clip, she sent the revealing one to Enna which broke her.

    • @snowpools8498
      @snowpools8498 Рік тому +1

      This is so fucked

  • @Kishin-lv8dt
    @Kishin-lv8dt Рік тому +974

    Good example of what not to do to get someone's attention

    • @jnharton
      @jnharton Рік тому +3

      Good example of WHAT NOT TO DO. (there, FTFY)

  • @Kaimine08
    @Kaimine08 Рік тому +1020

    Mika has so many stories that this is probably not even the craziest story she's told.

    • @Jyukenmaster95
      @Jyukenmaster95 Рік тому +1

      like her cosmic bilbo

    • @Lunam_D._Roger
      @Lunam_D._Roger Рік тому +22

      Don't forget the THREE TIMES she was almost kidnapped.

    • @Nutcruncher
      @Nutcruncher Рік тому +12

      I dont even watch this person but she sounds like an old military veterand grandpa without actually being a grandpa or a military veteran (unless she is) with how much stories you guys say she has

  • @Hamun002
    @Hamun002 Рік тому +2290

    This is honestly the most fucked thing I have ever heard a Vtuber say. Like I heard the Rori Ron shit. Like I can understand that shit better than "I purposefully maimed myself at a young age for a boy".
    Its a story with no lesson, beyond what it might imply about other people you know. Protect your friends and family, there are some things you can't undo.

    • @NaoNakashima
      @NaoNakashima Рік тому +114

      Well, some people commit sudoku for their loved ones. At last Mika is still alive.

    • @strawhaaton
      @strawhaaton Рік тому +208

      Good thing you haven't heard about the JP VTuber that removed entire nails (even toenails) live as an apology stream. The wonders the VTuber rabbit hole leads to... one of the most painful 12 minutes to listen to when it comes to vtubers
      Edit: My bad, I should not have spouted nonsense from memory. She did so to rebel against her managers (they were limiting how long she could stream) and it was only one nail. The multiple nails were done by a fan that decided to do it too. Sorry for the misinfo.

    • @tommy.eklund
      @tommy.eklund Рік тому +69

      @@strawhaatondude what the fuck

    • @cry-o1436
      @cry-o1436 Рік тому +45

      ​@@strawhaatonexcuse me what the actual fuck? Who dis vtuber cause i wanna read upon this

    • @strawhaaton
      @strawhaaton Рік тому

      @@cry-o1436 it's the first thing that shows up if you Google "vtuber removed nails" or similar. The harder part is finding an archive of the stream, but trust me it exists.

  • @ObsidianKaizer
    @ObsidianKaizer Рік тому +790

    I was once in Germany, in Frankfurt, and there is a place called "Dialogmuseum". Basically, you are given a stick used by blind people and led into a completely dark place - you can't see anything in there, open eyes or not. You can rely only on ears, and touch. And it imitates various stuff - park, streets, and as cherry on top, crossing the pedestrian walk and buying drinks at bar (yes, actually buying, and you have to use the imprints on bank notes for the blind to distinguish between them). And no cheating and using a flashlight.
    Let's just say it's very unsettling and made me apreciate my imperfect vision. So to hear what Mika did... why. Just why.

    • @Meonium
      @Meonium Рік тому +46

      But most blind people retained light perception to a certain extent... They really want people to experience that rare full blind moment huh

    • @Lunam_D._Roger
      @Lunam_D._Roger Рік тому +37

      @@Meonium I mean part of it is that it's probably really hard to replicate that sort of minor light perception without putting on specialised goggles or something, but then again I'm sure ways could be thought up to simulate such things with them. You could even do stuff for other forms of blindness like cateracts or even different types of colourblindness using specialised goggle probably.

    • @theannualantagonist5930
      @theannualantagonist5930 Рік тому +9

      I need to visit Germany bro, I’ve wanted to experience being blind for a while now, for personal reasons of course and I’m not pulling a Mika to do it thought I did have intrusive thoughts a few times XD

    • @SethAbercromby
      @SethAbercromby Рік тому +8

      I have heard about it, but haven't been there myself yet. It's honestly really interesting though what the human mind and body can adapt to. There was another place that's basically a café in complete darkness, and all the servers are themselves blind. It presents the difficulties of being blind, but also highlights the various skills blind people incorporate into their daily lives.

    • @sgttater2313
      @sgttater2313 Рік тому +6

      I'm so sorry to hear you went to frankfurt

  • @fishbiter9409
    @fishbiter9409 Рік тому +620

    Oh my god. Oh my fucking god. Just listening to this almost killed me I can't imagine existing as the person who did this.

    • @owitch
      @owitch Рік тому +32

      that's why she's a ghost 😂

  • @Lunam_D._Roger
    @Lunam_D._Roger Рік тому +798

    Mika, what the fuck?! How do you function, as an individual???

    • @VA_Nightshade
      @VA_Nightshade Рік тому +62

      And here I am wearing glasses because I was dumb as a kid and stared at the sun. Then, I only made my eyesight worse by refusing to wear my glasses at various points in my life.

    • @scytheflash2053
      @scytheflash2053 Рік тому +64

      The moment I heard Mika's roomie going to leave her unsupervised...
      Boy, that was one of the scariest moment of my life... Probably of Mika's life too.

    • @kingofherosking3510
      @kingofherosking3510 Рік тому +9

      ​@@VA_Nightshadedude.... I..i don't know what to say....just...wut 🤯🤯 why?...

    • @AUM_-po9sc
      @AUM_-po9sc Рік тому +19

      She doesn't - that's her secret.
      Her dysfunctionality is what keeping her alive.

    • @AlexS-Catz
      @AlexS-Catz Рік тому +7

      I am afraid that she doesn't...

  • @iLKA_2404
    @iLKA_2404 Рік тому +182

    Good lord, Mika wtf

  • @Top_Nep
    @Top_Nep Рік тому +125

    if Mika and people like Mika had even the smallest ounce of this determination to better humanity we would be in a deferent solar system

  • @CyanLex
    @CyanLex Рік тому +102

    This is so Mika

  • @MedievalGenie
    @MedievalGenie Рік тому +80

    "I thought I was desperate."
    I laughed out loud quite a bit.

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight Рік тому +135

    Mika lol, she got her priorities straight
    Mika learned the hard way not to change for someone else xD

    • @dagothur1079
      @dagothur1079 Рік тому +1

      There are differences between making changes which don't impact your healthy in any negative way, like changing your haircut, dying your hair a different color when you're already in a relationship and unhealthy changes for the purpose of attempting to fit in to someone standards especially when you hardly even know if the person you "love" likes you.

  • @janarcangel49
    @janarcangel49 Рік тому +92

    The girlfailures of Niji man. I swear.

  • @EclipsaMyrtenaster
    @EclipsaMyrtenaster Рік тому +600

    Honestly, I think she was color blind at birth but it isn't that bad. I doubt staring at her light bulb and reading in the dark "sideways" is enough to cause damage to her cones and even if it did, she'll go blind. She's prolly one of those people who were born color blind and just found out later in life (like late teens to early-mid 20s) with how unnoticeable it was for them and other people so I guess chat being their normal self did Mika a favor

    • @NaoNakashima
      @NaoNakashima Рік тому +153

      I'm too highly doubt you can "become" colorblind. But overall, damaging your eyesight purposely is possible, but I'm not sure how she managed to make it in just a couple of weeks.

    • @iqbalindaryono8984
      @iqbalindaryono8984 Рік тому +20

      ​@@NaoNakashimaprobably looked at headlights or something if it happened in a few weeks.

    • @Naveication
      @Naveication Рік тому

      Looking directly into the sun for extended periods of time can get your eyes fucked up pretty quickly... It's easier to just go blind instead of simply "damaging" your eyesight with that approach tho

    • @KibitoAkuya
      @KibitoAkuya Рік тому +87

      ​@@NaoNakashimahave you ever directly stared at the filament of an incandescent lightbulb? Just a few seconds causes me pain (in fact having one in my peripheral vision too lonf without some diffuser or some stuff is hell) I can totally see it damaging eyesight if it was that kind of lightbulb

    • @EclipsaMyrtenaster
      @EclipsaMyrtenaster Рік тому +51

      @honsuaman8743 our brains are capable of doing some stuff. Some people do have such mild symptoms that they can go about their life for years and not know because their brains taught themselves to differentiate hues and colors and how they see them. There's even a youtuber that only found out he was color blind in his early 20s because he works/worked as a video editor and his works kept coming out with a color filter. If he worked in a different field, he probably wouldn't know until much later

  • @Daioblis
    @Daioblis Рік тому +55

    So that sacrifice was all for *NOTHING*
    The ultimate girlfailure, not even Scarle can compare

  • @ReikiMaulana
    @ReikiMaulana Рік тому +22

    "i can fix her"
    - an optometrist

  • @wmderemer
    @wmderemer Рік тому +111

    Jesus, Mika... girlfailure for sure... we're gonna miss you...

    • @webaazul2500
      @webaazul2500 Рік тому +14

      It's going to be some difficult 2 weeks before she reincarnates on the retirement home (please god, please, let this be true, don't leave me hanging high on copium, surely she won't stop Vtubing, surely she has a backup ready right? RIGHT!?)

  • @mayuravirus6134
    @mayuravirus6134 Рік тому +190

    She could've worn a non prescription glasses without the far nor nearsightedness

    • @ham_the_spam4423
      @ham_the_spam4423 Рік тому +86

      she said that "fake" glasses are cringe

    • @Meonium
      @Meonium Рік тому

      ​@@ham_the_spam4423That's some amazing dedication.

    • @eldon515
      @eldon515 Рік тому +10

      faking bad eye sight? give me a break i a honest person.
      Mika not cringe melayetika

    • @theannualantagonist5930
      @theannualantagonist5930 Рік тому +5

      @@ham_the_spam4423Fake glasses cringe? Dang, she better like her choices now. _wears non-prescription glasses_ :3

    • @JanitorAntisocial
      @JanitorAntisocial Рік тому +22

      ​@@ham_the_spam4423I think most people would rather be cringe than disabled. Fortunately, Mika is not most people.

  • @deusa_maah
    @deusa_maah Рік тому +78

    Whenever Mika tells us a story about her, I worry more for the girl. The sending memes to a stalker and now this...

  • @TragicPlayer1
    @TragicPlayer1 Рік тому +26

    I ruined my eyesight by having staring contests with the sun when I was young.

    • @asctra3199
      @asctra3199 Рік тому +4

      Based, when i was a child i can stare at a sun and i thought i am special, but im actually stupid😂

    • @ReikiMaulana
      @ReikiMaulana Рік тому +1

      Bro as a kid I was dumb enough to point lasers into my eyes, Yet they still worked fine.. Well at least until the next 6 years or so (gotta wear prescription glasses now)

    • @jumnei5159
      @jumnei5159 Рік тому +2

      Did you win?

    • @TragicPlayer1
      @TragicPlayer1 Рік тому +2

      @@jumnei5159 To be determined.

  • @lunavioleta001
    @lunavioleta001 Рік тому +98

    There's no such thing as a Vtuber that's a normal human.

  • @lomanic8573
    @lomanic8573 Рік тому +45

    Good god, I thought the story was going to be that she started wearing glasses when she didn't need them and messed up her eyesight that way but it was so much worse

  • @TheRealJohnux
    @TheRealJohnux Рік тому +75

    Oh my god, how, why, why? Well, atleast I now have definitiv proof to NOT Stare into Lightbulbs and to read my books properly.

  • @agostinhoneto6653
    @agostinhoneto6653 Рік тому +21

    This is sad af. Holy, i am so sorry for her ;-;

  • @proxy90909
    @proxy90909 Рік тому +139

    Im somehow glad she decided that ruining her sight was far enough instead of like unaliving the guy for talking to another girl.
    "I ruined my eyes so I could wear glasses just like you it" is some scary ass yandere stuff

    • @JerryO1995
      @JerryO1995 Рік тому +2

      You know the words "kill" and "murder" exist and are in the dictionary, right?

    • @Mavcjs
      @Mavcjs Рік тому +13

      @@JerryO1995 because of recent guidelines for most social media, those words will get your video / posts removed since we're so fragile as a species apparently.

    • @JerryO1995
      @JerryO1995 Рік тому +3

      @@Mavcjs this has to be a joke. It must be. I do not want to believe this is a real thing.

    • @NyehNyeh12
      @NyehNyeh12 Рік тому +1

      @@JerryO1995I think you’re overreacting. UA-cam banned some dumber stuff than a word that describes some fucked up shit

    • @JerryO1995
      @JerryO1995 Рік тому

      @@NyehNyeh12 I'm not overreacting. I get banning stuff in videos, even dumb stuff, despite having got a stupid strike because of it myself. But banning normal words in comments? What are they thinking?

  • @niyo919
    @niyo919 Рік тому +50

    As someone with kerataconus, I _wish_ I could just get glasses (they don't work). And the fact that she intentionally did this too, like, Mika's parents, PLEASE.
    Just... value your vision, guys. You don't know how good you have it until it's lost.

    • @Goldy01
      @Goldy01 Рік тому

      kerataconus sounds like some harry potter spell lmao

  • @Grymm6698
    @Grymm6698 Рік тому +5

    "Love makes people blind"

  • @joaoartur19
    @joaoartur19 Рік тому +25

    That's... unironically really sad

  • @UnownDepth
    @UnownDepth Рік тому +29

    We share same vision.

  • @KingDusk278
    @KingDusk278 Рік тому +42

    She’s definitely a prime candidate for the Darwin’s Award.

  • @futsk01
    @futsk01 Рік тому +20

    That is the most horific thing I've heard all month, well done!

    • @Lunam_D._Roger
      @Lunam_D._Roger Рік тому +4

      Don't forget, this is the same girl that almost got kidnapped by sex traffickers in broad daylight 3 times because Indonesian markets are scary and their police force is a joke, and her response was literally "If I had a nickle for every time I was almost Kidnapped I'd have 3 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's interesting that it happened thrice" like, NO MIKA, THAT IS A LOT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN

    • @futsk01
      @futsk01 Рік тому +2

      @@Lunam_D._Roger probably isn't a lot in Indonesia, not all places are as safe as the west

  • @31follower
    @31follower Рік тому +18

    God I'm gonna miss her so bad

  • @LuckOfTheDrawReborn
    @LuckOfTheDrawReborn Рік тому +11

    If we're being real for a second, is this actually bonkers.

  • @Studmuf-Rockin
    @Studmuf-Rockin Рік тому +2

    This shit crazy
    I dislike wearing glasses, if I ever get my shit rocked I’m gonna be looking for my glasses like Velma

  • @xmlthegreat
    @xmlthegreat Рік тому +9

    I was not prepared for this, despite what the thumbnail and title of this video said.
    Holy shit Mika... Someone marry her if only to save her from herself

  • @Ezel_00
    @Ezel_00 Рік тому +4

    wow... literally made my jaw drop listening to that story wtf

  • @patheticseal
    @patheticseal Рік тому +9

    Mika.....

  • @niyo919
    @niyo919 Рік тому +12

    I don't really follow him but it's crazy that the Vtuberfication of rpr has been fully completed over the last 3 years.

  • @lilkeyla5769
    @lilkeyla5769 Рік тому

    Noo I missed this 😭 and a lot of the ppl I like in it too, ima have to watch vod
    Love Mika lmfao

  • @baanfrey
    @baanfrey Рік тому +4

    Damn, I like glasses girls too but this is a whole ‘nother level. Poor Mika. 😢

  • @art_00000
    @art_00000 Рік тому

    From all ways of ruining your eyesight (using poorly made makeshift binoculars for too long, cutting 2 kilograms of onions while not blinking, spying on welders) this is the worst one ever imaginable

  • @robbie710
    @robbie710 Рік тому +3

    Whoa. As a glasses wearer, this hurts my soul.

  • @goku_dunker_420
    @goku_dunker_420 11 місяців тому +1

    I wonder when or even if the reality hit her that she absolutely destroyed her eyesight for genuinely no reason

  • @ronnyrdr6553
    @ronnyrdr6553 Рік тому +5

    I'm totally at a loss for words at this one. kinda sad she didnt even get a single chat with her crush after all that :S

  • @josephwilliams2406
    @josephwilliams2406 Рік тому +4

    Oh my god, Poor Mika. She gave herself batman vision and color-blindness

  • @pimentinha1121
    @pimentinha1121 Рік тому +26

    Mika WTF

  • @xann2681
    @xann2681 Рік тому +7

    Nah, she got to have like some sort of serious neurodivergency

  • @firstnamelastname8006
    @firstnamelastname8006 Рік тому +3

    Somewhere in the multiverse, Mika was a Yandere.

  • @somedudewatchintv5297
    @somedudewatchintv5297 Рік тому

    "Not even Batman could out of you, unless he set up a gameshow first"

  • @blazingkite8983
    @blazingkite8983 Рік тому +1

    meanwhile Hex: YEAH EVERYONE THAT'S HOW IT FEELS, NOT EVEN FOR A WOMAN BUT FOR A FUCKING MAN

  • @tator9798
    @tator9798 Рік тому +3

    Kind of out of topic here but why is that last interaction on the clip so cute lmao 2:49

  • @Ghostpotatoee
    @Ghostpotatoee Рік тому +8

    The funniest thing is that, despite her telling this girl failure story.. She still won 💀💀

  • @Dressup_Doll
    @Dressup_Doll Рік тому +1

    Jesus Christ, Mika. That’s not a story I ever expected to hear.

  • @malrulk3736
    @malrulk3736 Рік тому

    I never seen such dedication

  • @ArkayeCh
    @ArkayeCh Рік тому

    Hurts morrr knowing the rtest off hrr family has the genes for 20 20 vision. Girl gave away a superpower.

  • @knerf999
    @knerf999 Рік тому +1

    I should stop staring into lightbulbs

  • @HobbNoblin
    @HobbNoblin Рік тому +1

    Yeah, this is a mood. I used to do shit like this all the time. Still do a bit, but never to simp. Pretty sure I've gotten THAT particular bug out of my system.
    I was expecting her to say she rubbed sand in her eyes.

  • @Jairaam007
    @Jairaam007 Рік тому +84

    Mika your story personally hurt me here. I always wanted to have clear 20/20 vision with no need for glasses or contacts but I will never have that as my vision was significantly impaired due to complications when I was born. And here you had 20/20 vision and willingly lost it?! I wish we could have met when you still had 20/20 vision and swapped eyes with me Naruto style, then you would have to wear glasses. Okay in all seriousness I am not that mad, but vision is the most important sense to have and to lose it on purpose does admittedly bother me.

    • @justaredstring7517
      @justaredstring7517 Рік тому +33

      It is the stupidity of children, as unfathomable as this may sound.
      I just got to work at a school not to long ago and damn, this kind of child stupidity isn't even that rare. It just really hurts to hear when one of those stupid actions has permanent and significant consequences.

    • @tator9798
      @tator9798 Рік тому +3

      I felt this aswell lmao

  • @jaytothelu
    @jaytothelu Рік тому +3

    Mika make me feel like my life is pretty good

  • @TheNewLooter
    @TheNewLooter Рік тому +2

    certified bruh moment

  • @NA-ud6qm
    @NA-ud6qm Рік тому +2

    If only she tested her idea with fake glasses first lol

  • @Zyrodil
    @Zyrodil Рік тому

    I'm absolutely stunned.

  • @IShrimpShark
    @IShrimpShark Рік тому +1

    As a kid i stared into the sun for 5 mins straight and my eyesight was fine for some reason

  • @DesTheMagicDog
    @DesTheMagicDog Рік тому +9

    Sad but not surprising

  • @hezuka705
    @hezuka705 Рік тому

    hmm, maybe that's why my eyesight is so bad (I used to stare at bulb lights and the unmatched power of the S U N)

  • @Mxlevolentshrine
    @Mxlevolentshrine Рік тому

    That's like me but instead of glasses, Scars.

  • @ModekaiPL
    @ModekaiPL Рік тому

    The dedication is actually pretty impressive

  • @Ravngor
    @Ravngor Рік тому +7

    Mika may be one of my oshi's. But I'll never be able to take her into consideration when thinking of even mildly intelligent ppl.... 😰
    Miiiiikaaaaaaaaa.....
    💀‼

  • @Karzakus
    @Karzakus Рік тому +1

    AHAHHA I KNOW THAT FIRST STORY!
    She mentioned it one time when she was live it was so fucking cursed

  • @lostSkyRyu
    @lostSkyRyu Рік тому +56

    All i can say is, you are not alone Mika.

  • @OneBiasedOpinion
    @OneBiasedOpinion Рік тому +2

    There’s no fixing her. The only person who can fix that level of crazy is herself.

  • @davidward8212
    @davidward8212 Рік тому +3

    Its a good thing for Mika that society has made great strides in the field of repairing biological processes. We aren't too far off from 3d printing entire organs. I can see her getting her eyes fixed if she has the money to do so.

  • @nikkikat2210
    @nikkikat2210 Рік тому +6

    Same ish experience but less tryhard just fudged the eye test. at least have a mix of family with glasses and had an eye develop with a defect naturally.

  • @trixfox45
    @trixfox45 Рік тому +1

    These are things I did when I was younger without knowing it would make my eyesight shit.
    When very young I would stare into light sources, because tiny me thought it would make my vision at night better.
    I also read a lot in the dark,not sure what is meant with "reading sideways" though.
    But also both of my parents have terrible eye sight ,so yea.

  • @CHURCHISAWESUM
    @CHURCHISAWESUM Рік тому

    I’ve never heard of someone down so bad in my entire life.

  • @Heightren
    @Heightren Рік тому +10

    If anyone wants a takeaway from this, is that you can recover even from cringe like this

  • @CdrChaos
    @CdrChaos Рік тому +2

    As usual, girls continue to do anything and everything else possible other than just going up to their crush and TALKING to him.

  • @ovictor1472
    @ovictor1472 Рік тому

    I was waiting for the plot twist that he made fun of her.

  • @catsozen
    @catsozen Рік тому +1

    This is the first time I got exposed to Mika. What a first impression 😂

  • @SwordTune
    @SwordTune Рік тому

    Genuine "What the fuck bro?" moment.

  • @Vance_Danger
    @Vance_Danger Рік тому +2

    Im gonna miss this girlfailure

  • @jarno8608
    @jarno8608 Рік тому +11

    WTF, i didnt even know those things destroyed your eye sight for real

    • @kiyohimeisbetterthanmorgan220
      @kiyohimeisbetterthanmorgan220 Рік тому +15

      Seriously? I'd say it's pretty intuitive considering your eyes hurt like hell when you do any of those

    • @Myticalcattnip
      @Myticalcattnip Рік тому +1

      It will make your healthy eyes adept to glasses so dont use any support lense if you dont have any illness

    • @dirzz
      @dirzz Рік тому +3

      They don't do it to that big of an extent unless you're literally staring at an arc welding or the sun for hours in which case you'll experience quite a lot of pain on top of that, like you really need to overexert yourself for it to be permanent. Most probably her eyesight wasn't that great to begin with, or was deteriorating by itself at the same time due to genetics or other illnesses.

    • @sboinkthelegday3892
      @sboinkthelegday3892 Рік тому

      You can absolutely mess up your eyesight by staring at lights, especailly when growing, don't try to often it with "eating tide pods can't be THAT bad..." comfy logic.
      And just having blurry vision can very easily come with age, you actually want to do some exercises to keep your eye muscles in balance. And most people have some issue with cataracts by the age of 50, that also requires surgery.
      We were all BORN to die from tooth ache, don't get accustomed to free dental and all the other perks of last gen's society putting in money for you.

  • @t0t0
    @t0t0 Рік тому

    As a person with glasses, why did you ruin your eyeballs

  • @andrewsd.r.7180
    @andrewsd.r.7180 9 місяців тому

    This is a whole 'nother level of down bad, holy shit

  • @______________________-___
    @______________________-___ Рік тому +3

    Guys just be yourself
    Literally first relationships don’t lasts anyways

  • @ninjaxtiger4476
    @ninjaxtiger4476 Рік тому

    My GOODNESS! She's so desperate FOR NOTHING! (Really make me feel like, *"wish i was there to stop her from destroying herself"* )

  • @Chocoffee_battery
    @Chocoffee_battery Рік тому +27

    Same with my ex... Only difference is i don't simp(since she's the first move)
    She made me wear her graded glasses before because she said i look better with glasses(tried it myself and it is) now my farther vision is fucked while nearer vision is still sharp as normal. I got my own and only wear glasses when going out or school. Every classmates say i look like a smart guy(which is way too far from the truth lmao)

  • @eldon515
    @eldon515 Рік тому

    batman was not prepared

  • @lahnhedberg3403
    @lahnhedberg3403 Рік тому

    Wait... reading sideways make... this explains A LOT

  • @GRBtutorials
    @GRBtutorials Рік тому +7

    If that’s all she did, I doubt she caused her vision issues… lightbulbs aren’t powerful enough to damage any part of the eye (even if they were, like the Sun or lasers, they’d cause retinal burns, not double vision), and reading sideways just tires out your brain. It’s most likely a coincidence, if true at all.

    • @tvsonicserbia5140
      @tvsonicserbia5140 Рік тому

      That's what I was thinking.

    • @lunaaurora3994
      @lunaaurora3994 Рік тому +8

      Seconded. Like, if reading sideways could actually damage your eyesight, there wouldn’t be any languages that use vertical writing systems, and yet those very much exist.

    • @elsolitariodrogado
      @elsolitariodrogado Рік тому

      Then reading sideways is not bad for your eyesight...?

    • @OzixiThrill
      @OzixiThrill Рік тому

      Short term, sure. None of those things will cause issues.
      But the brain is an adaptive beast.
      Subject it to a sufficiently long amount of time seeing weird, and you'll have yourself some major issues.
      The reason why readin sideways tires out your brain? It's because the brain has to go through the "old" system of reading with a different perspective and it will struggle properly parsing your text.
      So it eventually adapts, because it's a lazy organ. So it will recalibrate your sight for the long term after a while, causing you to have sight issues. It will misalign the images you're seeing so it has to work less parsing the text you consume sideways. It will pull your pupils apart as the more natural state, resulting in eye strain and some sight issues when looking around in "normal" environments.
      The brain will do everything in it's power to skip as much work as possible.

    • @OzixiThrill
      @OzixiThrill Рік тому

      @@lunaaurora3994 I don't know of a single language where you're expected to read text that's barely in your sightlines. At least that's what "reading sideways" suggests.

  • @TheProphetOfThePan
    @TheProphetOfThePan Рік тому

    Well glad i learn that about her before she disappears into the ether.

  • @tapioca6863
    @tapioca6863 Рік тому

    She said "used to" like she isn't a simp still 😂

  • @Heatranoveryou
    @Heatranoveryou Рік тому

    looks what she had to do to mimic my power

  • @salamander0311
    @salamander0311 Рік тому +1

    Even is though this is bad this is the reality. A lot of kids of that age do crazy stuff like that. I remember i saw a lot of stuff like that in my school

  • @Uberwenis
    @Uberwenis Рік тому

    That story.... just made my heart hurt

  • @justinyu5892
    @justinyu5892 Рік тому

    No wonder she's a ghost, she destroys herself