@@User-no. It's basically a positive spin to describe incel women, obviously the literal definition doesn't apply too well but it's more or less what single women in their 30s call themselves now to cope.
@@gymbmymb3465Not quite. Originally, incel was a self identifier women picked up to lament how they could not find sex or meaningful relationships in a misogynistic world. The word was co-opted by entitled 20-something year old boys who were angy they never got their dick wet, despite them *usually* being either awful people or literally socially inept being the problem... not really beauty standards for men. A girlfailure is not an incel. You can be fucking all the time and still be a girlfailure. A girlfailure is a women who does not take care of themselves or their space, and constantly gets into situations or scenarios where they cause themselves emotional or physical damage is a real risk.
@@Kenos444 the context can be found in that drunk Enna clip. She said she only takes it for fun and then in that clip, she sent the revealing one to Enna which broke her.
I dont even watch this person but she sounds like an old military veterand grandpa without actually being a grandpa or a military veteran (unless she is) with how much stories you guys say she has
I was once in Germany, in Frankfurt, and there is a place called "Dialogmuseum". Basically, you are given a stick used by blind people and led into a completely dark place - you can't see anything in there, open eyes or not. You can rely only on ears, and touch. And it imitates various stuff - park, streets, and as cherry on top, crossing the pedestrian walk and buying drinks at bar (yes, actually buying, and you have to use the imprints on bank notes for the blind to distinguish between them). And no cheating and using a flashlight. Let's just say it's very unsettling and made me apreciate my imperfect vision. So to hear what Mika did... why. Just why.
@@Meonium I mean part of it is that it's probably really hard to replicate that sort of minor light perception without putting on specialised goggles or something, but then again I'm sure ways could be thought up to simulate such things with them. You could even do stuff for other forms of blindness like cateracts or even different types of colourblindness using specialised goggle probably.
I need to visit Germany bro, I’ve wanted to experience being blind for a while now, for personal reasons of course and I’m not pulling a Mika to do it thought I did have intrusive thoughts a few times XD
I have heard about it, but haven't been there myself yet. It's honestly really interesting though what the human mind and body can adapt to. There was another place that's basically a café in complete darkness, and all the servers are themselves blind. It presents the difficulties of being blind, but also highlights the various skills blind people incorporate into their daily lives.
This is honestly the most fucked thing I have ever heard a Vtuber say. Like I heard the Rori Ron shit. Like I can understand that shit better than "I purposefully maimed myself at a young age for a boy". Its a story with no lesson, beyond what it might imply about other people you know. Protect your friends and family, there are some things you can't undo.
Good thing you haven't heard about the JP VTuber that removed entire nails (even toenails) live as an apology stream. The wonders the VTuber rabbit hole leads to... one of the most painful 12 minutes to listen to when it comes to vtubers Edit: My bad, I should not have spouted nonsense from memory. She did so to rebel against her managers (they were limiting how long she could stream) and it was only one nail. The multiple nails were done by a fan that decided to do it too. Sorry for the misinfo.
@@cry-o1436 it's the first thing that shows up if you Google "vtuber removed nails" or similar. The harder part is finding an archive of the stream, but trust me it exists.
And here I am wearing glasses because I was dumb as a kid and stared at the sun. Then, I only made my eyesight worse by refusing to wear my glasses at various points in my life.
The moment I heard Mika's roomie going to leave her unsupervised... Boy, that was one of the scariest moment of my life... Probably of Mika's life too.
There are differences between making changes which don't impact your healthy in any negative way, like changing your haircut, dying your hair a different color when you're already in a relationship and unhealthy changes for the purpose of attempting to fit in to someone standards especially when you hardly even know if the person you "love" likes you.
It's going to be some difficult 2 weeks before she reincarnates on the retirement home (please god, please, let this be true, don't leave me hanging high on copium, surely she won't stop Vtubing, surely she has a backup ready right? RIGHT!?)
Bro as a kid I was dumb enough to point lasers into my eyes, Yet they still worked fine.. Well at least until the next 6 years or so (gotta wear prescription glasses now)
Honestly, I think she was color blind at birth but it isn't that bad. I doubt staring at her light bulb and reading in the dark "sideways" is enough to cause damage to her cones and even if it did, she'll go blind. She's prolly one of those people who were born color blind and just found out later in life (like late teens to early-mid 20s) with how unnoticeable it was for them and other people so I guess chat being their normal self did Mika a favor
I'm too highly doubt you can "become" colorblind. But overall, damaging your eyesight purposely is possible, but I'm not sure how she managed to make it in just a couple of weeks.
Looking directly into the sun for extended periods of time can get your eyes fucked up pretty quickly... It's easier to just go blind instead of simply "damaging" your eyesight with that approach tho
@@NaoNakashimahave you ever directly stared at the filament of an incandescent lightbulb? Just a few seconds causes me pain (in fact having one in my peripheral vision too lonf without some diffuser or some stuff is hell) I can totally see it damaging eyesight if it was that kind of lightbulb
@honsuaman8743 our brains are capable of doing some stuff. Some people do have such mild symptoms that they can go about their life for years and not know because their brains taught themselves to differentiate hues and colors and how they see them. There's even a youtuber that only found out he was color blind in his early 20s because he works/worked as a video editor and his works kept coming out with a color filter. If he worked in a different field, he probably wouldn't know until much later
Good god, I thought the story was going to be that she started wearing glasses when she didn't need them and messed up her eyesight that way but it was so much worse
As someone with kerataconus, I _wish_ I could just get glasses (they don't work). And the fact that she intentionally did this too, like, Mika's parents, PLEASE. Just... value your vision, guys. You don't know how good you have it until it's lost.
Im somehow glad she decided that ruining her sight was far enough instead of like unaliving the guy for talking to another girl. "I ruined my eyes so I could wear glasses just like you it" is some scary ass yandere stuff
@@JerryO1995 because of recent guidelines for most social media, those words will get your video / posts removed since we're so fragile as a species apparently.
@@NyehNyeh12 I'm not overreacting. I get banning stuff in videos, even dumb stuff, despite having got a stupid strike because of it myself. But banning normal words in comments? What are they thinking?
Don't forget, this is the same girl that almost got kidnapped by sex traffickers in broad daylight 3 times because Indonesian markets are scary and their police force is a joke, and her response was literally "If I had a nickle for every time I was almost Kidnapped I'd have 3 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's interesting that it happened thrice" like, NO MIKA, THAT IS A LOT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN
I was not prepared for this, despite what the thumbnail and title of this video said. Holy shit Mika... Someone marry her if only to save her from herself
From all ways of ruining your eyesight (using poorly made makeshift binoculars for too long, cutting 2 kilograms of onions while not blinking, spying on welders) this is the worst one ever imaginable
Yeah, this is a mood. I used to do shit like this all the time. Still do a bit, but never to simp. Pretty sure I've gotten THAT particular bug out of my system. I was expecting her to say she rubbed sand in her eyes.
Same ish experience but less tryhard just fudged the eye test. at least have a mix of family with glasses and had an eye develop with a defect naturally.
Mika may be one of my oshi's. But I'll never be able to take her into consideration when thinking of even mildly intelligent ppl.... 😰 Miiiiikaaaaaaaaa..... 💀‼
These are things I did when I was younger without knowing it would make my eyesight shit. When very young I would stare into light sources, because tiny me thought it would make my vision at night better. I also read a lot in the dark,not sure what is meant with "reading sideways" though. But also both of my parents have terrible eye sight ,so yea.
Mika your story personally hurt me here. I always wanted to have clear 20/20 vision with no need for glasses or contacts but I will never have that as my vision was significantly impaired due to complications when I was born. And here you had 20/20 vision and willingly lost it?! I wish we could have met when you still had 20/20 vision and swapped eyes with me Naruto style, then you would have to wear glasses. Okay in all seriousness I am not that mad, but vision is the most important sense to have and to lose it on purpose does admittedly bother me.
It is the stupidity of children, as unfathomable as this may sound. I just got to work at a school not to long ago and damn, this kind of child stupidity isn't even that rare. It just really hurts to hear when one of those stupid actions has permanent and significant consequences.
Same with my ex... Only difference is i don't simp(since she's the first move) She made me wear her graded glasses before because she said i look better with glasses(tried it myself and it is) now my farther vision is fucked while nearer vision is still sharp as normal. I got my own and only wear glasses when going out or school. Every classmates say i look like a smart guy(which is way too far from the truth lmao)
Its a good thing for Mika that society has made great strides in the field of repairing biological processes. We aren't too far off from 3d printing entire organs. I can see her getting her eyes fixed if she has the money to do so.
"i like short girls"
Mika: **cuts legs off**
"i like big natural booba"
"I like chicks with dicks"
Mika: "Mom, can I have money for surgery?"
She's already short👍
IM WHEEZING THIS IS DEFINITELY A CANON EVENT
Every time Mika tells a story, I grow more afraid for her. Dear God, protect this crazy-ass woman.
I still remember she almost got kidnapped story
@@huanggeorge9592 2-3 times 😊
i can fix her!
@@kellerweskier7214no you can’t, bob the builder
@@hollow6189 ya huh! just throw money, support, a firm environment, and encouragement at it. fixes everything
this is why she is the BEST girlfailure, not just in niji but in the whole vtuber space
Mika is really just on a whole new level of girlfailure.
Bro look at scarle
@@meepswag35, nah, Scarle is still better than that
Not a competition but Phase Connect is full of girlfailures and I love them
@@niyo919Who you recommended in phase connect? Any particular clip?
You can try to be a Girlfailure
You can never be Mika Melatika level Girlfailure
Why would anyone want to be a “girlfailure”
She is still mild to some psychos out there.
@@User-no. It's basically a positive spin to describe incel women, obviously the literal definition doesn't apply too well but it's more or less what single women in their 30s call themselves now to cope.
incel women? just say femcel please@@gymbmymb3465
@@gymbmymb3465Not quite. Originally, incel was a self identifier women picked up to lament how they could not find sex or meaningful relationships in a misogynistic world.
The word was co-opted by entitled 20-something year old boys who were angy they never got their dick wet, despite them *usually* being either awful people or literally socially inept being the problem... not really beauty standards for men.
A girlfailure is not an incel. You can be fucking all the time and still be a girlfailure. A girlfailure is a women who does not take care of themselves or their space, and constantly gets into situations or scenarios where they cause themselves emotional or physical damage is a real risk.
Good example of what not to do to get someone's attention
Good example of WHAT NOT TO DO. (there, FTFY)
Jesus Christ, Mika.
Lets not forget Mika is confident in her body enough to take lewd pictures of herself BUT still goes to that extent for that person.
@@elkaidred0512 does she post them or only take them to boost her confidence?
@@Kenos444 she doesn't post them online but is bold enough to send them to friends e.g. Enna
@@Kenos444 the context can be found in that drunk Enna clip. She said she only takes it for fun and then in that clip, she sent the revealing one to Enna which broke her.
This is so fucked
Mika has so many stories that this is probably not even the craziest story she's told.
like her cosmic bilbo
Don't forget the THREE TIMES she was almost kidnapped.
I dont even watch this person but she sounds like an old military veterand grandpa without actually being a grandpa or a military veteran (unless she is) with how much stories you guys say she has
I was once in Germany, in Frankfurt, and there is a place called "Dialogmuseum". Basically, you are given a stick used by blind people and led into a completely dark place - you can't see anything in there, open eyes or not. You can rely only on ears, and touch. And it imitates various stuff - park, streets, and as cherry on top, crossing the pedestrian walk and buying drinks at bar (yes, actually buying, and you have to use the imprints on bank notes for the blind to distinguish between them). And no cheating and using a flashlight.
Let's just say it's very unsettling and made me apreciate my imperfect vision. So to hear what Mika did... why. Just why.
But most blind people retained light perception to a certain extent... They really want people to experience that rare full blind moment huh
@@Meonium I mean part of it is that it's probably really hard to replicate that sort of minor light perception without putting on specialised goggles or something, but then again I'm sure ways could be thought up to simulate such things with them. You could even do stuff for other forms of blindness like cateracts or even different types of colourblindness using specialised goggle probably.
I need to visit Germany bro, I’ve wanted to experience being blind for a while now, for personal reasons of course and I’m not pulling a Mika to do it thought I did have intrusive thoughts a few times XD
I have heard about it, but haven't been there myself yet. It's honestly really interesting though what the human mind and body can adapt to. There was another place that's basically a café in complete darkness, and all the servers are themselves blind. It presents the difficulties of being blind, but also highlights the various skills blind people incorporate into their daily lives.
I'm so sorry to hear you went to frankfurt
Oh my god. Oh my fucking god. Just listening to this almost killed me I can't imagine existing as the person who did this.
that's why she's a ghost 😂
This is honestly the most fucked thing I have ever heard a Vtuber say. Like I heard the Rori Ron shit. Like I can understand that shit better than "I purposefully maimed myself at a young age for a boy".
Its a story with no lesson, beyond what it might imply about other people you know. Protect your friends and family, there are some things you can't undo.
Well, some people commit sudoku for their loved ones. At last Mika is still alive.
Good thing you haven't heard about the JP VTuber that removed entire nails (even toenails) live as an apology stream. The wonders the VTuber rabbit hole leads to... one of the most painful 12 minutes to listen to when it comes to vtubers
Edit: My bad, I should not have spouted nonsense from memory. She did so to rebel against her managers (they were limiting how long she could stream) and it was only one nail. The multiple nails were done by a fan that decided to do it too. Sorry for the misinfo.
@@strawhaatondude what the fuck
@@strawhaatonexcuse me what the actual fuck? Who dis vtuber cause i wanna read upon this
@@cry-o1436 it's the first thing that shows up if you Google "vtuber removed nails" or similar. The harder part is finding an archive of the stream, but trust me it exists.
if Mika and people like Mika had even the smallest ounce of this determination to better humanity we would be in a deferent solar system
"I thought I was desperate."
I laughed out loud quite a bit.
Mika, what the fuck?! How do you function, as an individual???
And here I am wearing glasses because I was dumb as a kid and stared at the sun. Then, I only made my eyesight worse by refusing to wear my glasses at various points in my life.
The moment I heard Mika's roomie going to leave her unsupervised...
Boy, that was one of the scariest moment of my life... Probably of Mika's life too.
@@VA_Nightshadedude.... I..i don't know what to say....just...wut 🤯🤯 why?...
She doesn't - that's her secret.
Her dysfunctionality is what keeping her alive.
I am afraid that she doesn't...
Mika lol, she got her priorities straight
Mika learned the hard way not to change for someone else xD
There are differences between making changes which don't impact your healthy in any negative way, like changing your haircut, dying your hair a different color when you're already in a relationship and unhealthy changes for the purpose of attempting to fit in to someone standards especially when you hardly even know if the person you "love" likes you.
Good lord, Mika wtf
This is so Mika
The girlfailures of Niji man. I swear.
Jesus, Mika... girlfailure for sure... we're gonna miss you...
It's going to be some difficult 2 weeks before she reincarnates on the retirement home (please god, please, let this be true, don't leave me hanging high on copium, surely she won't stop Vtubing, surely she has a backup ready right? RIGHT!?)
So that sacrifice was all for *NOTHING*
The ultimate girlfailure, not even Scarle can compare
Whenever Mika tells us a story about her, I worry more for the girl. The sending memes to a stalker and now this...
"i can fix her"
- an optometrist
I ruined my eyesight by having staring contests with the sun when I was young.
Based, when i was a child i can stare at a sun and i thought i am special, but im actually stupid😂
Bro as a kid I was dumb enough to point lasers into my eyes, Yet they still worked fine.. Well at least until the next 6 years or so (gotta wear prescription glasses now)
Did you win?
@@jumnei5159 To be determined.
Honestly, I think she was color blind at birth but it isn't that bad. I doubt staring at her light bulb and reading in the dark "sideways" is enough to cause damage to her cones and even if it did, she'll go blind. She's prolly one of those people who were born color blind and just found out later in life (like late teens to early-mid 20s) with how unnoticeable it was for them and other people so I guess chat being their normal self did Mika a favor
I'm too highly doubt you can "become" colorblind. But overall, damaging your eyesight purposely is possible, but I'm not sure how she managed to make it in just a couple of weeks.
@@NaoNakashimaprobably looked at headlights or something if it happened in a few weeks.
Looking directly into the sun for extended periods of time can get your eyes fucked up pretty quickly... It's easier to just go blind instead of simply "damaging" your eyesight with that approach tho
@@NaoNakashimahave you ever directly stared at the filament of an incandescent lightbulb? Just a few seconds causes me pain (in fact having one in my peripheral vision too lonf without some diffuser or some stuff is hell) I can totally see it damaging eyesight if it was that kind of lightbulb
@honsuaman8743 our brains are capable of doing some stuff. Some people do have such mild symptoms that they can go about their life for years and not know because their brains taught themselves to differentiate hues and colors and how they see them. There's even a youtuber that only found out he was color blind in his early 20s because he works/worked as a video editor and his works kept coming out with a color filter. If he worked in a different field, he probably wouldn't know until much later
Oh my god, how, why, why? Well, atleast I now have definitiv proof to NOT Stare into Lightbulbs and to read my books properly.
Good god, I thought the story was going to be that she started wearing glasses when she didn't need them and messed up her eyesight that way but it was so much worse
There's no such thing as a Vtuber that's a normal human.
She could've worn a non prescription glasses without the far nor nearsightedness
she said that "fake" glasses are cringe
@@ham_the_spam4423That's some amazing dedication.
faking bad eye sight? give me a break i a honest person.
Mika not cringe melayetika
@@ham_the_spam4423Fake glasses cringe? Dang, she better like her choices now. _wears non-prescription glasses_ :3
@@ham_the_spam4423I think most people would rather be cringe than disabled. Fortunately, Mika is not most people.
As someone with kerataconus, I _wish_ I could just get glasses (they don't work). And the fact that she intentionally did this too, like, Mika's parents, PLEASE.
Just... value your vision, guys. You don't know how good you have it until it's lost.
kerataconus sounds like some harry potter spell lmao
That's... unironically really sad
Im somehow glad she decided that ruining her sight was far enough instead of like unaliving the guy for talking to another girl.
"I ruined my eyes so I could wear glasses just like you it" is some scary ass yandere stuff
You know the words "kill" and "murder" exist and are in the dictionary, right?
@@JerryO1995 because of recent guidelines for most social media, those words will get your video / posts removed since we're so fragile as a species apparently.
@@Mavcjs this has to be a joke. It must be. I do not want to believe this is a real thing.
@@JerryO1995I think you’re overreacting. UA-cam banned some dumber stuff than a word that describes some fucked up shit
@@NyehNyeh12 I'm not overreacting. I get banning stuff in videos, even dumb stuff, despite having got a stupid strike because of it myself. But banning normal words in comments? What are they thinking?
This is sad af. Holy, i am so sorry for her ;-;
We share same vision.
"Love makes people blind"
She’s definitely a prime candidate for the Darwin’s Award.
That is the most horific thing I've heard all month, well done!
Don't forget, this is the same girl that almost got kidnapped by sex traffickers in broad daylight 3 times because Indonesian markets are scary and their police force is a joke, and her response was literally "If I had a nickle for every time I was almost Kidnapped I'd have 3 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's interesting that it happened thrice" like, NO MIKA, THAT IS A LOT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN
@@Lunam_D._Roger probably isn't a lot in Indonesia, not all places are as safe as the west
If we're being real for a second, is this actually bonkers.
God I'm gonna miss her so bad
This shit crazy
I dislike wearing glasses, if I ever get my shit rocked I’m gonna be looking for my glasses like Velma
Oh my god, Poor Mika. She gave herself batman vision and color-blindness
I was not prepared for this, despite what the thumbnail and title of this video said.
Holy shit Mika... Someone marry her if only to save her from herself
I don't really follow him but it's crazy that the Vtuberfication of rpr has been fully completed over the last 3 years.
From all ways of ruining your eyesight (using poorly made makeshift binoculars for too long, cutting 2 kilograms of onions while not blinking, spying on welders) this is the worst one ever imaginable
"Not even Batman could out of you, unless he set up a gameshow first"
Somewhere in the multiverse, Mika was a Yandere.
wow... literally made my jaw drop listening to that story wtf
I wonder when or even if the reality hit her that she absolutely destroyed her eyesight for genuinely no reason
Hurts morrr knowing the rtest off hrr family has the genes for 20 20 vision. Girl gave away a superpower.
meanwhile Hex: YEAH EVERYONE THAT'S HOW IT FEELS, NOT EVEN FOR A WOMAN BUT FOR A FUCKING MAN
Damn, I like glasses girls too but this is a whole ‘nother level. Poor Mika. 😢
Nah, she got to have like some sort of serious neurodivergency
The funniest thing is that, despite her telling this girl failure story.. She still won 💀💀
Mika.....
I'm totally at a loss for words at this one. kinda sad she didnt even get a single chat with her crush after all that :S
Jesus Christ, Mika. That’s not a story I ever expected to hear.
Mika WTF
Yeah, this is a mood. I used to do shit like this all the time. Still do a bit, but never to simp. Pretty sure I've gotten THAT particular bug out of my system.
I was expecting her to say she rubbed sand in her eyes.
Whoa. As a glasses wearer, this hurts my soul.
I should stop staring into lightbulbs
That's like me but instead of glasses, Scars.
If only she tested her idea with fake glasses first lol
hmm, maybe that's why my eyesight is so bad (I used to stare at bulb lights and the unmatched power of the S U N)
Kind of out of topic here but why is that last interaction on the clip so cute lmao 2:49
Noo I missed this 😭 and a lot of the ppl I like in it too, ima have to watch vod
Love Mika lmfao
There’s no fixing her. The only person who can fix that level of crazy is herself.
As a kid i stared into the sun for 5 mins straight and my eyesight was fine for some reason
Genuine "What the fuck bro?" moment.
This is a whole 'nother level of down bad, holy shit
Same ish experience but less tryhard just fudged the eye test. at least have a mix of family with glasses and had an eye develop with a defect naturally.
Mika may be one of my oshi's. But I'll never be able to take her into consideration when thinking of even mildly intelligent ppl.... 😰
Miiiiikaaaaaaaaa.....
💀‼
These are things I did when I was younger without knowing it would make my eyesight shit.
When very young I would stare into light sources, because tiny me thought it would make my vision at night better.
I also read a lot in the dark,not sure what is meant with "reading sideways" though.
But also both of my parents have terrible eye sight ,so yea.
AHAHHA I KNOW THAT FIRST STORY!
She mentioned it one time when she was live it was so fucking cursed
I'm absolutely stunned.
If anyone wants a takeaway from this, is that you can recover even from cringe like this
Mika your story personally hurt me here. I always wanted to have clear 20/20 vision with no need for glasses or contacts but I will never have that as my vision was significantly impaired due to complications when I was born. And here you had 20/20 vision and willingly lost it?! I wish we could have met when you still had 20/20 vision and swapped eyes with me Naruto style, then you would have to wear glasses. Okay in all seriousness I am not that mad, but vision is the most important sense to have and to lose it on purpose does admittedly bother me.
It is the stupidity of children, as unfathomable as this may sound.
I just got to work at a school not to long ago and damn, this kind of child stupidity isn't even that rare. It just really hurts to hear when one of those stupid actions has permanent and significant consequences.
I felt this aswell lmao
My GOODNESS! She's so desperate FOR NOTHING! (Really make me feel like, *"wish i was there to stop her from destroying herself"* )
As usual, girls continue to do anything and everything else possible other than just going up to their crush and TALKING to him.
certified bruh moment
I’ve never heard of someone down so bad in my entire life.
I was waiting for the plot twist that he made fun of her.
Mika make me feel like my life is pretty good
Same with my ex... Only difference is i don't simp(since she's the first move)
She made me wear her graded glasses before because she said i look better with glasses(tried it myself and it is) now my farther vision is fucked while nearer vision is still sharp as normal. I got my own and only wear glasses when going out or school. Every classmates say i look like a smart guy(which is way too far from the truth lmao)
Wait... reading sideways make... this explains A LOT
As a person with glasses, why did you ruin your eyeballs
This is the first time I got exposed to Mika. What a first impression 😂
Its a good thing for Mika that society has made great strides in the field of repairing biological processes. We aren't too far off from 3d printing entire organs. I can see her getting her eyes fixed if she has the money to do so.
The dedication is actually pretty impressive
batman was not prepared
I know kids can be idiots, but this is like, a whole new level of stupidity.
he wears glasses because his model wears glasses
Guys just be yourself
Literally first relationships don’t lasts anyways
Sad but not surprising
looks what she had to do to mimic my power
Im gonna miss this girlfailure
I never seen such dedication
Best response would be *womp womp*
No wonder she's a ghost, she destroys herself
She said "used to" like she isn't a simp still 😂
She never even fucking talked to the guy. Oml.
lets hope satan wont visit mika with some kind of deal... i have feeling like she would take it for her soul xDDD
I've done stupid shit when i was young and stupid, but what the fuck. This surpasses all levels.