Please dont listen to the idiots who rejected this song! I can play it on repeat and not get tired of it. I love this song and every other one youve made. Keep playing!
So what you're telling me is that "This Song Blows". Alright, Alright. I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it. And the band didn't want it on the album... I see, I see... That blows man. Keep on Keeping on Joe.
hey Joe are you planning on doing some new music stuff. because i really liked the songs you made with the other guys. hope to hear from you. ps sorry for the grammer
My friend just introduced me to your music like three days ago, that being said I know I'm a bit late to the discussion but if you never ended up putting this song on the album you should work it into a new one =) fantastic music by the way.
I really like the idea of the song, and I like the first verse or so, and especially the last verse (the payoff) - but the a' tempo intervals sorta blow... and I know the whole thing is supposed to, but with a little work on the middle I think it should go on the album! All in all, I love your songs Joe, even when they blow!
You should put this on the album, like the last track could be 12 or so minutes with like 5 minutes of dead air between It and the offical last song. I remember when a lot of singers and bands would have secret songs on the last track of an album.
Hey Joe- I downloaded your album, however, it's only in video format. Do you have it in straight music format. Can't play it in the truck in video format -I think that's like drinking beer with no cigar.
You know most people avoid participating in externalities. Their life is their movie and they control it ruthlessly and you are either useful to it or you are so dead like you never even existed. If you object to being regarded as dead they will deign to destroy you with the darkness they usually have the good sense to keep hidden. Actually listening, evaluating, and thinking critically hold no interest, people instead develop a personal RADAR system for determining as quickly as possible who is going to win whatever it is. Who is dominating? -- tell them they are right or whatever they seem to want, agree with them so you can go back to your feelz and looking at new shoes, or cat pictures. So, some people say all Frank Zappa sucks, people say all Captain Beefheart sucks, but they are both skewed to the disenfranchised, so if you can relate to what is being said, and I can. And they are for people that have a sense of humor about irony and honesty like yourself.
Hey Joe, just because you think something up, doesn't necessarily mean you ought to sing about it. Sometimes the crapo-psycho-babble should just stay private, you know? I mean, what good is the inner child if you hang him out to dry?
Open mic coffee house, Think to myself what is this song about, I guess she left you it’s a real sad song, But all I can think is where did you go wrong. Fat 55 with a ponytail, You can’t sing but you sure can wail, All those years with the same three chords, I bet you 55 bucks she just got bored… With your guilt ridden songs about perceived crimes, While you never lift a finger to make a dime, She was way to patient and everybody know, She just couldn’t tell you that all you songs blow. All your songs blow, And you don’t even know All your songs they blow, How could you not know. From what I gather her name was janet, And you rhymed that with planet and dammit, Impressive words for such a heartfelt song, I bet you wrote that shit when you were moving back in with your mom I heard your song about suicide, Now that’s the one that make her fantasize, That’s why she bought you that old shotgun, It was a big fat hint but you were too dumb. Bunch of hipsters swaying sensitively, Wiping tears away with their flannel sleeves, They’re all loving your pity party song, Some of them even sing along. she was so dog gone mean, she did not share my dream. She never really ever loved me, Me me me me me… Is it just me or is this loser heaven, Next time I get my coffee 7-11, The losers there aint got no pretention, Oh and did I forget to mention. All your songs blow, And you don’t even know All your songs blow, How could you not know. And you’re all thinking hey joe, Where you going with that song that you wrote, Cause we think it kind of blows… yah But I already know… This songs blows, Yah this song it blows, This songs blows..yah.. But I already know..
As bad as it may sound for a 6 year old to have watched your videos, that's when I became a fan. I'm 18 now and a fairly avid guitar player. I'd like to try my hand at learning this song. Could you possibly tell me the chord progression?
Honestly, it just needs some polishing, but I think it has big potential for a hit. Like I said, it just needs some polishing. Perhaps the timing of your pause notes or maybe add a little more on the lyrics.
Is the person you're singing about a real person, or is it part of the Lamb's Retreat song? If he is a real person, show the song to him first and see what he thinks. If it's the ladder, add a wicked solo at the end and you've got yourself a great song.
I like the song and the concept, but the lyrics need a bit of work. You don't give enough description on how much the dude's songs suck, so its hard to tell if the insults are justified. That's my two cents.
music is expression of self.. and you're doin' it right!
I've been watching your vids since frog in a blender... glad I mosied along this channel. keep it up, joe!
I enjoy how you enjoy your humor. Like your songs with more depth. Your songs "blow me out!
Sometimes the best comedy is often dark humor. Glad it didn't turn too sappy and you owned it at the end. Made me chuckle and smile!
Every song blows Brother not just this one! Mad love!
I like this song, I hope it makes the cut!
Dude, you are a gift. Thanks.
Please dont listen to the idiots who rejected this song! I can play it on repeat and not get tired of it. I love this song and every other one youve made. Keep playing!
Man I love you animations and now your music! Keep it up dude!
Love your work Joe!
Your band needs to take a second listen to this one. That was genius.
Hell yes Joe, It blows! Hard! Total keeper!
Beautiful.
Joe cartoon I must say I really like songs.
Pure Joe...just as mean and in your face as ever. Just like we all love. lol
This is awesome it belongs in the album.
So what you're telling me is that "This Song Blows".
Alright, Alright. I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it.
And the band didn't want it on the album...
I see, I see...
That blows man.
Keep on Keeping on Joe.
BEST HAIRCUT EVAR!
How do I download the album??? I LOVE Joe Cartoon, and the music! Anybody out there who can help me out???
twoshacks.com
props brother!
hey Joe are you planning on doing some new music stuff.
because i really liked the songs you made with the other guys.
hope to hear from you.
ps sorry for the grammer
Anyone knows if he is still writing songs I haven't seen anything recent from him
should be on an album.
My friend just introduced me to your music like three days ago, that being said I know I'm a bit late to the discussion but if you never ended up putting this song on the album you should work it into a new one =) fantastic music by the way.
Hey Joe,
Your songs Blow mate...Blow me away...
But they dont suck, no...no they dont suck lord know. now blow me away yeah..
Miss you joe .
i like it lol...and btw ur hairs fine mine's got a mind of its own and if people dont like it o well lol happy new year joe
I really like the idea of the song, and I like the first verse or so, and especially the last verse (the payoff) - but the a' tempo intervals sorta blow... and I know the whole thing is supposed to, but with a little work on the middle I think it should go on the album! All in all, I love your songs Joe, even when they blow!
ha!! that is what brant satala keeps telling me!
Ya but, 😂😉this song blows my skirt up 💃
kinda sounds like the song where you went drinking with your friend, but i dig it still.
Where did album two go?
You should put this on the album, like the last track could be 12 or so minutes with like 5 minutes of dead air between It and the offical last song. I remember when a lot of singers and bands would have secret songs on the last track of an album.
I like it.
OMG more more more.
one of the better tunes.
You blow crazy up my ears... keep it up Joe
you're awesome Joe! do it your way, or what's the point of being Joe? much love brother.
..this song has a bit of meaning to me... so I say PUT IT ON THE ALBUM!
Love the fucking song put it on the album
Loved it, Lyrics please.
Why would you NOT add this song? Happy New Year Joe.
Hey Joe- I downloaded your album, however, it's only in video format. Do you have it in straight music format. Can't play it in the truck in video format -I think that's like drinking beer with no cigar.
hey richard, we have not made a hard copy yet. but it is in straight up music download. same page as video buy.
twoshacks.com/store.html
contact me twoshacks@gmail.com if you have any trouble!
I actually like it my man
it's a good sittin around song to listen to, but i wouldn't play it in my car...
hahahaha love it!!!! hell yea!!
SUCKS AND BLOWS, I LOVE IT!!!
You know most people avoid participating in externalities. Their life is their movie and they control it ruthlessly and you are either useful to it or you are so dead like you never even existed.
If you object to being regarded as dead they will deign to destroy you with the darkness they usually have the good sense to keep hidden. Actually listening, evaluating, and thinking critically hold no interest, people instead develop a personal RADAR system for determining as quickly as possible who is going to win whatever it is. Who is dominating? -- tell them they are right or whatever they seem to want, agree with them so you can go back to your feelz and looking at new shoes, or cat pictures.
So, some people say all Frank Zappa sucks, people say all Captain Beefheart sucks, but they are both skewed to the disenfranchised, so if you can relate to what is being said, and I can. And they are for people that have a sense of humor about irony and honesty like yourself.
Hey Joe, just because you think something up, doesn't necessarily mean you ought to sing about it. Sometimes the crapo-psycho-babble should just stay private, you know? I mean, what good is the inner child if you hang him out to dry?
Polish it all up and re-release them! No?
DID I MENTION ME ...OR WAS IT FLEAS..WHICH WAY JOE
If someone can write down the lyrics for me I would love him/her for evah
Open mic coffee house,
Think to myself what is this song about,
I guess she left you it’s a real sad song,
But all I can think is where did you go wrong.
Fat 55 with a ponytail,
You can’t sing but you sure can wail,
All those years with the same three chords,
I bet you 55 bucks she just got bored…
With your guilt ridden songs about perceived crimes,
While you never lift a finger to make a dime,
She was way to patient and everybody know,
She just couldn’t tell you that all you songs blow.
All your songs blow,
And you don’t even know
All your songs they blow,
How could you not know.
From what I gather her name was janet,
And you rhymed that with planet and dammit,
Impressive words for such a heartfelt song,
I bet you wrote that shit when you were moving back in with your mom
I heard your song about suicide,
Now that’s the one that make her fantasize,
That’s why she bought you that old shotgun,
It was a big fat hint but you were too dumb.
Bunch of hipsters swaying sensitively,
Wiping tears away with their flannel sleeves,
They’re all loving your pity party song,
Some of them even sing along.
she was so dog gone mean,
she did not share my dream.
She never really ever loved me,
Me me me me me…
Is it just me or is this loser heaven,
Next time I get my coffee 7-11,
The losers there aint got no pretention,
Oh and did I forget to mention.
All your songs blow,
And you don’t even know
All your songs blow,
How could you not know.
And you’re all thinking hey joe,
Where you going with that song that you wrote,
Cause we think it kind of blows… yah
But I already know…
This songs blows,
Yah this song it blows,
This songs blows..yah..
But I already know..
Joe Shields LOVE YA!
As bad as it may sound for a 6 year old to have watched your videos, that's when I became a fan. I'm 18 now and a fairly avid guitar player. I'd like to try my hand at learning this song. Could you possibly tell me the chord progression?
Oh, and which fret is the capo on?
I’m still stupid 🎶🎸✨
How does this blow? 🚬💨🌬🖤
Honestly, it just needs some polishing, but I think it has big potential for a hit. Like I said, it just needs some polishing. Perhaps the timing of your pause notes or maybe add a little more on the lyrics.
Is the person you're singing about a real person, or is it part of the Lamb's Retreat song? If he is a real person, show the song to him first and see what he thinks. If it's the ladder, add a wicked solo at the end and you've got yourself a great song.
A tribute to Curt Cobain?
I like the song and the concept, but the lyrics need a bit of work. You don't give enough description on how much the dude's songs suck, so its hard to tell if the insults are justified.
That's my two cents.
There is a twisted anger with this person.
I'm unsubscribing.
+Tim Miltz, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.......
i kinda wanna hear who inspired this one.
I like it.