25 great fat bastard quotes

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  • @MobBossBobRoss
    @MobBossBobRoss 8 років тому +8232

    "I got a crap on deck that can choke a donkey." Really hard to deal with that image once you've seen Shrek.

  • @matthewlake2565
    @matthewlake2565 10 років тому +4756

    "I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead!" LOL

    • @skrubhater1364
      @skrubhater1364 7 років тому +54

      Matthew Lake Ooooah mah tettays

    • @damienthompson364
      @damienthompson364 6 років тому +6

      Matthew Lake Lol

    • @MrStevieb00
      @MrStevieb00 6 років тому +15

      Deed not dead the Scottish way👅

    • @02091992able
      @02091992able 6 років тому +9

      You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is? TWISTER!!!!!!!!

    • @camn-l5771
      @camn-l5771 6 років тому +2

      Not in the case of maddies parents mate

  • @TheMissiIe
    @TheMissiIe 3 роки тому +1553

    "More chins than a Chinese phone book" is still the most legendary insult known to man

    • @coleozaeta6344
      @coleozaeta6344 Рік тому +15

      Surprisingly, it’s probably Qin.

    • @stephenbachmann1171
      @stephenbachmann1171 Рік тому +12

      @@coleozaeta6344actually Qin is not that common. Chin is usually the Hokkien/Taiwanese pronunciation of Chen. Most overseas Chinese named Chin will be Chen in Mandarin.

    • @mykalf9295
      @mykalf9295 Рік тому +1

      😭

    • @smilesandthetwistedmd7608
      @smilesandthetwistedmd7608 11 місяців тому +4

      ​@@coleozaeta6344

    • @sieteocho
      @sieteocho 11 місяців тому

      @@stephenbachmann1171 Chin is Hakka / Cantonese. Teochew Hokkien version of Chen is Tan. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chen_Shui-bian

  • @ParthaDey97
    @ParthaDey97 7 років тому +8095

    It's amazing how Mike Myers quadruple acted Austin, Dr Evil, Fat Bastard and Gold member!

    • @DragonMoth34
      @DragonMoth34 5 років тому +371

      I think i was like 10 the last time i watched any of the movies, I found out he was also Dr Evil during goldmember, and only today have i realized he was also Fat bastard and Goldmember....

    • @christopherdean1326
      @christopherdean1326 5 років тому +24

      I think it's amazing that anyone sat and watched that puerile shite...........

    • @l3umstick
      @l3umstick 5 років тому +76

      Fajer can you hear me

    • @european-one
      @european-one 5 років тому +176

      @@christopherdean1326 I think it's amazing that you have so little of a life you shit post on a compilation of a movie you don't even like

    • @kawitomtom
      @kawitomtom 5 років тому +14

      Yesh yesh yesh

  • @drewolfshire5558
    @drewolfshire5558 6 років тому +5038

    Starring Mike Myers
    Featuring Mike Myers
    Mike Myers: Mike Myers

    • @fs.mclaughlin
      @fs.mclaughlin 5 років тому +65

      Mike Myers be like: Mike Myers

    • @pray7056
      @pray7056 5 років тому +51

      Special thanks to: Mike Myers, Mike Myers, And Mike Myers

    • @predator5775
      @predator5775 5 років тому +43

      With special guest: Shrek*
      *played by Mike Myers

    • @dwiezelakaevo8381
      @dwiezelakaevo8381 5 років тому +21

      Dre Wolfshire Mike Myers as Mike Myers
      Mike Myers is Fat Bastard
      Written by Mike Myers
      Directed by Fat Bastard.... Played by Mike Myers

    • @UserX860
      @UserX860 5 років тому +5

      3times asshole. cant believe this prick was the best payed actor on the planet.

  • @cameronkemble3407
    @cameronkemble3407 3 роки тому +1329

    Michael Myers made Shrek's voice and Fat Bastard's voice so similar it's hard to tell them apart.

    • @soylentgreen7074
      @soylentgreen7074 2 роки тому +47

      Because they’re both Scottish

    • @maceinmyeyes6915
      @maceinmyeyes6915 2 роки тому +45

      It’s Mike Myers, not Michael Myers the horror icon

    • @Mikescool444
      @Mikescool444 2 роки тому +16

      @@maceinmyeyes6915 wouldn’t his full name be Michael myers tho?

    • @fridaynightgaming9405
      @fridaynightgaming9405 2 роки тому +8

      @@Mikescool444 Im afraid not.

    • @LtJackboot
      @LtJackboot 2 роки тому +4

      @@Mikescool444 NOPE. HARD nope.

  • @HurtSmooch601
    @HurtSmooch601 5 років тому +3395

    "I'm bigger than you, I'm higher in the food chain, GET IN MAH BELLEH!"

  • @darioivanovski33
    @darioivanovski33 6 років тому +2846

    This is one of the funniest movie villains

    • @european-one
      @european-one 5 років тому +105

      People would be outraged if they stereotyped a non white minority like this. At least Scottish people have a sense of humor amidst all this PC shit

    • @badreedinedjellali1328
      @badreedinedjellali1328 5 років тому +8

      shrek I I'm your father no no that's not true that's impossible imagine if he says that 😂hh

    • @johndowns3839
      @johndowns3839 4 роки тому +18

      @@european-one It's just that the Scotts are too cheap not laugh after paying to see a comedy.

    • @european-one
      @european-one 4 роки тому +4

      @@johndowns3839 I see what you did there
      Lol

    • @adryanredbeard699
      @adryanredbeard699 4 роки тому +6

      european-one - You just had to bring race into it, didn't you?

  • @Tiresias55
    @Tiresias55 2 роки тому +477

    2:00 "I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, ribs, I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, ribs... Chili's baby back ribs." 20 something years later, still cracks me up.

    • @Justin15ish
      @Justin15ish 2 роки тому +3

      Excuse me ☝️

    • @Dragon-Slay3r
      @Dragon-Slay3r Рік тому

      Havent we been through this already? Lol

    • @Golden_Otaku
      @Golden_Otaku Рік тому

      Barbecue sauce

    • @metroidhunter965
      @metroidhunter965 Рік тому +1

      I still quote that line whenever I’m in the mood for barbecue.

    • @xenosora6412
      @xenosora6412 8 місяців тому

      That is my favorite clip it's funny

  • @digi_gabrielic
    @digi_gabrielic 5 років тому +6195

    I can’t believe my dad let me watch this when I was like 5

    • @GoldenG0dc0meth
      @GoldenG0dc0meth 5 років тому +308

      I feel more thankful that my parents showed me this movie it’s still funny as hell

    • @concretemixer3018
      @concretemixer3018 5 років тому +219

      He's a good father

    • @digi_gabrielic
      @digi_gabrielic 5 років тому +39

      Concrete Mixer I mean, I wouldn’t say he’s a good father since he’s an alcoholic but this is the better things that he has done

    • @HurtSmooch601
      @HurtSmooch601 5 років тому +73

      Fr I think every dad does this

    • @afghanwhigs4869
      @afghanwhigs4869 5 років тому +30

      Glad I wasn't the only one, haven't seen these in years.

  • @btfan-jd6nx
    @btfan-jd6nx 6 років тому +4203

    More chins than a chinese phone book cracked me up

    • @justinratcliffe947
      @justinratcliffe947 5 років тому +81

      bt7274 fan Yeah. And to think how many SJWs that mustve offended

    • @keaganlasalle8523
      @keaganlasalle8523 5 років тому +13

      Like your profile pic

    • @european-one
      @european-one 5 років тому +21

      @@justinratcliffe947 I never got that joke until I saw you write it down 🤔

    • @ricardobarahona3939
      @ricardobarahona3939 4 роки тому +10

      Justin Ratcliffe No one cared

    • @lyrimetacurl0
      @lyrimetacurl0 4 роки тому +10

      More chins than chinatown (Weird Al)

  • @channingmorrell3514
    @channingmorrell3514 3 роки тому +412

    Lmao I lose it every time how he stands face to face with the captain and doesn't even wait for him to leave to start running his mouth about him.😂😂😂😂

  • @cloudproud729
    @cloudproud729 5 років тому +3601

    The fact he’s Scottish just makes this way better.

    • @Kdxadele
      @Kdxadele 3 роки тому +56

      The fact that he's not even Scottish

    • @Tylanjamison96
      @Tylanjamison96 3 роки тому +89

      @@Kdxadele Obviously he's talking about the character. And yes, he is Scottish

    • @shariclarkson7321
      @shariclarkson7321 3 роки тому +120

      The fact that it's Shrek makes it better

    • @kamekaziebear1855
      @kamekaziebear1855 3 роки тому +53

      The fact that he's the same actor who plays Austin Powers and Dr evil makes it so much better

    • @OmegaRedFan
      @OmegaRedFan 3 роки тому +5

      @@Tylanjamison96 you have more chins than a Chinese phone book.

  • @cameronparkfilms
    @cameronparkfilms 7 років тому +4619

    Shrek's long lost brother

  • @TheGalaxyDew
    @TheGalaxyDew 3 роки тому +376

    *This is definitely shrek!!!!!!*

    • @mikwinner_beats
      @mikwinner_beats 3 роки тому +11

      They’re both Mike myers

    • @TheGalaxyDew
      @TheGalaxyDew 3 роки тому +1

      @@mikwinner_beats ikr same thing :0

    • @GrimmestOfReapers
      @GrimmestOfReapers 3 роки тому +2

      @@mikwinner_beats yo shady sorry that eminem stole your music 😔😔

    • @mikwinner_beats
      @mikwinner_beats 3 роки тому +4

      @@GrimmestOfReapers ye the only reason I couldn’t stand up is because both my legs were amputated. That cheeky fuck Marshall will always be hated

    • @bigsquish123
      @bigsquish123 3 роки тому +1

      Ya he is

  • @kappakappa1307
    @kappakappa1307 5 років тому +937

    “I haven’t seen my willy in 2 years, which long enough legally pronounce it dead.”

  • @dawinars
    @dawinars 10 років тому +1141

    I'm bigger than you, I'm higher on the food chain! GET IN MAH BELLAY

  • @herrflammen6487
    @herrflammen6487 2 роки тому +190

    “I’ve not seen my willeh in two years which is long enough to declair it legally deed” that quote is legendary!

    • @kawboy14
      @kawboy14 6 місяців тому +1

      That hits a little too close to home for me...😒

    • @crimsonmaelstrom573
      @crimsonmaelstrom573 5 місяців тому +1

      I just about died laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ellanor7284
    @ellanor7284 9 років тому +7048

    Try picturing Shrek saying all this instead.

    • @jherskine
      @jherskine 9 років тому +198

      Ellanor: I've got bigger titties than you do!

    • @ellanor7284
      @ellanor7284 9 років тому +90

      Johnny Wadd
      Mine are pretty small :(

    • @jherskine
      @jherskine 9 років тому +115

      Ellanor I've not seen my Willie in two years which is long enough to declare it legally dead!

    • @Rinzler3757
      @Rinzler3757 9 років тому +129

      Shrek: Wheres your shitter, i got a turtlehead pokin out

    • @DanielRenardAnimation
      @DanielRenardAnimation 9 років тому +179

      *Shrek:* _"I'm not kidding. I got a crap on deck that could choke Donkey"_

  • @matthewlake2565
    @matthewlake2565 10 років тому +562

    "Oh, that could gag a maggot!"

  • @williamlarochelle6833
    @williamlarochelle6833 Рік тому +75

    I love the face he makes after saying, "It smells like carrots and throw up!"

  • @greatdonutgod1424
    @greatdonutgod1424 7 років тому +2772

    "I eat because I'm unhappy, I'm in happy because I eat"
    That hit me where it hurts.
    RIGHT IN THE MOMMY DADDY BUTTON!!!!

    • @bluebunanimates6590
      @bluebunanimates6590 5 років тому +13

      Stefan Gangoso XD my dad says that last line all the time when he gets hurt

    • @sovietbiscuit9918
      @sovietbiscuit9918 4 роки тому +2

      Stefan Gangoso that’s my life in a nutshell

    • @bbuk8729
      @bbuk8729 4 роки тому +10

      That’s not the quote at all, it’s “I eat because I’m unhappy, and I’m unhappy bc I eat.

    • @hac2787
      @hac2787 4 роки тому +7

      Instinct Micah that’s not it at all!
      It’s
      “I eat because I’m unhappy, And I’m unhappy because I eat”

    • @timwollen3236
      @timwollen3236 4 роки тому +5

      @@hac2787 I'm sure it was a typo

  • @Apex-vv7hk
    @Apex-vv7hk 5 років тому +723

    The part that gets me laughing is where he says “First things first where’s your shiter I’ve got a turtle head poking out!”

    • @lastmexicano
      @lastmexicano 4 роки тому +3

      Apex 3577 that’s a horrible image

    • @kurookami4724
      @kurookami4724 4 роки тому +7

      That is a cringe worthy thought... It's going to haunt my nightmares

    • @jcbanbury
      @jcbanbury 4 роки тому +2

      @@kurookami4724 💩💩🤣🤣

    • @kdrapertrucker
      @kdrapertrucker 3 роки тому +18

      I found out that that's not the best thing to yell when you meet your girlfriends parents for the first time.

    • @fivenightsatgoldenfreddys4912
      @fivenightsatgoldenfreddys4912 3 роки тому +7

      Im not kidding, I got a crap on deck that can choke a donkey.

  • @douglasransom4138
    @douglasransom4138 3 роки тому +192

    First time I heard "I didn't have any corn", I laughed so fucking hard for 15 minutes straight that I rendered a pair of underpants completely unwearable. WORTH EVERY MINUTE.

  • @Draculaura333
    @Draculaura333 10 років тому +880

    " I DIDN'T HAVE ANY CORNNN " xDD

    • @Frothenbath1
      @Frothenbath1 10 років тому +7

      Phantom corn strikes again! D:>

    • @leahhiggins6577
      @leahhiggins6577 10 років тому +21

      Dilandau Albatou "I've had bigger chunks of corn in ma CRAAP!" 😂

    • @whovianhistorybuff
      @whovianhistorybuff 9 років тому +7

      That's like when you blow chunks and think I never ate any diced carrot

    • @thenot-so-epichundredknigh1547
      @thenot-so-epichundredknigh1547 7 років тому +7

      BLU Spy The human body can turn anything put in it into shit. Except corn. Corn is indestructible.

    • @codykoch7081
      @codykoch7081 6 років тому +2

      Smells like carrots and throw up

  • @antoine_-xh5mg
    @antoine_-xh5mg 5 років тому +2504

    This man sounds like cat in the hat, shrek, and a drunk (scottishman) simultaneously Edit: I’m aware now that all characters are played by mike Myers after several hundred people have told me

  • @calebgaytan
    @calebgaytan 2 роки тому +56

    "I ate a baby!!!oh aye!" And "You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is? Twister!" Was hilarious.

  • @VideoSaySo
    @VideoSaySo 11 років тому +527

    "FIRST THINGS FIRST!"
    The first time I saw this, it was in a stack of movies my sister rented for me to watch while I was in recovery from a surgery. I kept rewinding that scene over and over, laughing harder and harder...and I busted the stitches out and started to bleed. When I was in the ER telling them what happened, the doctor said he was going to have to go out and rent that flick that night...he needed a laugh =)) I'm sure he laughed that much harder when that scene came on and he remembered restitching me from almost dying laughing from it (literally! lol!!)

    • @bigbadbraxien6081
      @bigbadbraxien6081 7 років тому +12

      VideoSaySo that's funny

    • @stardustman420
      @stardustman420 5 років тому +9

      "what a story, Mark"

    • @realdonaldtrump4610
      @realdonaldtrump4610 5 років тому +3

      Lol. Incredible

    • @kdog6211
      @kdog6211 5 років тому +7

      This is probably the best thing I’ve read this year. That is a story for the ages 😂

    • @ismellthecheeze6436
      @ismellthecheeze6436 3 роки тому +5

      Well this brings a hole new meaning to dieing of laughter

  • @whiteshadow8152
    @whiteshadow8152 5 років тому +644

    3:50 and a legend was born.

  • @kylepinkston7861
    @kylepinkston7861 2 роки тому +153

    20 years later and I still find this hilarious and still love the Austin Powers movies to this day

  • @jonathansherman2039
    @jonathansherman2039 8 років тому +575

    "He's tiny! I've got bigger corn in my crap!" 😂😂

  • @johncisney15
    @johncisney15 8 років тому +944

    "AH ET A BEBEH"

  • @buggerall
    @buggerall 3 роки тому +111

    I've missed one of my personal favorite Fat Bastard quotes: "I've been going on a diet but now my neck looks like a va-gi-na..."

  • @GasMeltdown
    @GasMeltdown 5 років тому +2298

    basically shrek if he was human

    • @JamesTheManiac
      @JamesTheManiac 4 роки тому +56

      It's just pure essence of Mike Myers no matter his role. I love it, lol

    • @ZJRLT
      @ZJRLT 4 роки тому +10

      @@JamesTheManiac *REVERSE AND THROTTLE AND REVERSE AND... SCENE*

    • @M4sterchef3907
      @M4sterchef3907 4 роки тому +4

      If not better

    • @ZJRLT
      @ZJRLT 4 роки тому +10

      @@M4sterchef3907 AYE WHERES YOUR SHITTER!!!!!

    • @bgexclusive6769
      @bgexclusive6769 4 роки тому +25

      Need to make an adult version of shrek where he says funny shit like this 😂

  • @hertzair1186
    @hertzair1186 5 років тому +996

    Meyers best Scottish work was actually in “So I married an Axe Murderer”

    • @preposterous3245
      @preposterous3245 5 років тому +2

      Happy Hertzair agreed

    • @Midlanflyguy
      @Midlanflyguy 4 роки тому +15

      "Head...Paper...Now!!!!"

    • @lordpsi99
      @lordpsi99 4 роки тому +9

      HEED, YOUR HEAD IS MASSIVE! IT'S LIKE THA MOON!

    • @ohdeararat7947
      @ohdeararat7947 4 роки тому +7

      "Welcome to the Scottish Store, where if it's not Scottish, IT'S CRAP!"

    • @bensteer3778
      @bensteer3778 3 роки тому +3

      He’ll be crying himself to sleep on his gargantuan pillow. His heed is a regular Sputnik it has its own weather system.

  • @WxB2001
    @WxB2001 3 роки тому +58

    4:55
    I'd like to think the actress who played Frau couldn't hold her laugh in when Mike Myers said that line and they just kept her reaction in the final cut

  • @quietspudlv8664
    @quietspudlv8664 5 років тому +2190

    “I eat because I’m unhappy....I’m unhappy because I eat...”
    God that is me

    • @toxicpickle5339
      @toxicpickle5339 4 роки тому +18

      SilentPotatoLv8 lmao sad but beats a drug habit so props to u man

    • @philbateman1989
      @philbateman1989 4 роки тому +35

      Classic cycle of addiction, man. Replace "eat" with "drink" and you have me. Your addiction makes you miserable, so you do it more to try to feel better, and you do for a little bit, but eventually you need more to feel better again. Rinse and repeat.

    • @mustang2005
      @mustang2005 4 роки тому +3

      I hear that

    • @rowanmelton7643
      @rowanmelton7643 3 роки тому +4

      @@toxicpickle5339 Say what you will, but drugs are great for weight loss

    • @UnchainedMelodie92
      @UnchainedMelodie92 3 роки тому +6

      @@rowanmelton7643 Depends on the drug

  • @bluebunanimates6590
    @bluebunanimates6590 5 років тому +983

    my dad always mimics him and shouts *"I ATE A BABY!!"* best. dad. ever.

  • @quacker7900
    @quacker7900 5 місяців тому +10

    insane that mike myers was the protagonist, main antagonist, and supporting character/comic relief in the same movie, and he did that twice. along with being goldmember.

  • @terratheterribl
    @terratheterribl 5 років тому +297

    I watched these my entire childhood repeatedly and didn't know Mike Myers playing anyone except Austin Powers until I was an adult. It is my biggest shame to this day.

    • @tweakypoppy
      @tweakypoppy 3 роки тому +2

      Wow, that's... that's something.

    • @theredtechnician
      @theredtechnician 3 роки тому +3

      Same, I asked my mother who played Dr Evil

    • @espresso387
      @espresso387 3 роки тому +2

      I knew he acted as Fat bastard and Austin Powers, no idea he was Goldmember and Dr evil.

    • @legomangamesnetwork1151
      @legomangamesnetwork1151 2 роки тому

      It took me till the third movie

  • @jasonvoorhees5691
    @jasonvoorhees5691 8 років тому +500

    Atleast he believes he's sexy

  • @FrehleyFan3988
    @FrehleyFan3988 2 роки тому +79

    "What the- I didn't have any corn!"
    This line was my favorite

    • @emedel5772
      @emedel5772 2 роки тому +5

      My sister told us that when she took my then 4 year old nephew (he’s 21 now)into a crowded ladies room to use the restroom, after he was done he shouted out this same line from inside the stall. My sister said she was mortified 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jordanwebster4170
    @jordanwebster4170 4 роки тому +154

    I'VE NOT SEEN MY WILLY IN 2 YEARS WHICH IS LONG ENOUGH TO DECLARE LEGALLY DEAD!

    • @JohnRRoe2
      @JohnRRoe2 3 роки тому

      I still love that line. Which stills makes me laugh!!!!

    • @michaellennerman7844
      @michaellennerman7844 3 роки тому

      Honestly probably the best line he says. Right next to "I ATE A BABY!"

    • @jordanwebster4170
      @jordanwebster4170 3 роки тому

      @@michaellennerman7844 I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs

  • @thomasbunner5214
    @thomasbunner5214 5 років тому +211

    Years ago I worked security for Citi Bank, and we had some bank officers in from South America. They came in one day speaking Spanish amongst themselves and one said something about Fat Bastard. (They spoke fluent english, but were chatting in their own language.)
    Without missing a beat I quipped
    "GET IN MAAH BELLY", pointing to my own stomach as FB did in the movie.
    The three of them instantly cracked up and nearly fell down in the floor!
    Priceless!

  • @KP_Gem
    @KP_Gem 3 роки тому +46

    I watched this over and over and over again my entire childhood. I knew every single word. So many things took me so long to understand. Like when Frau says to Dr. Evil "I'm LAAAAATE..." I was so confused for so long 😂

  • @stranger7968
    @stranger7968 8 років тому +137

    0:48 I love how that asian chick is happy at first and then goes like :O.

    • @crazyfvck
      @crazyfvck 6 років тому +5

      @Stranger LOL! I've seen all of the Austin Powers movies many times, and I've never noticed that before :)

  • @JoshCraver9000
    @JoshCraver9000 10 років тому +239

    "OHH, YOU GAVE ME A NURPLE!!"

  • @scooterfoust4361
    @scooterfoust4361 3 роки тому +52

    You forgot his line after winning the Sumo wrestling match: "Are we done here? I gotta take a crap."

  • @xxlCortez
    @xxlCortez 9 років тому +642

    So, I was like "let's watch a short youtube video while I'm eating".

    • @valentine4220
      @valentine4220 8 років тому +12

      😂😂😂 poor you

    • @TheMMObro
      @TheMMObro 8 років тому +2

      LOL same

    • @lokket9995
      @lokket9995 7 років тому +3

      I wish I could have some of that fat and put it to some good use.

    • @redcrumb5590
      @redcrumb5590 7 років тому +2

      xxlCortez me too, I also choked on my rice xD

    • @jaymanxxxx
      @jaymanxxxx 7 років тому +1

      lols

  • @James_Hawke
    @James_Hawke 11 років тому +87

    *Farts* "Everyone likes their own brand, don't they? It's magic."

  • @xavierharvey4961
    @xavierharvey4961 2 роки тому +24

    I remember watching this when I was a wee boy.. and if I can recall fat bastard wasn't a bad guy. I actually loved his character development.

  • @Greedfa
    @Greedfa 8 років тому +103

    I remember when this movie first came out. Everybody at my middle school made fat bastard references lol

    • @mustang2005
      @mustang2005 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah lol great times

    • @dmann5938
      @dmann5938 2 роки тому +1

      Especially: GET IN MAH BELLEH!!!!!!

  • @metalgrinch
    @metalgrinch 5 років тому +183

    I miss when Mike Meyers was king of the world

  • @SidewaysSurfDrinksHQ
    @SidewaysSurfDrinksHQ 9 місяців тому +3

    “That would gag a maggot….” Priceless.

  • @captainmichaelj.caboose1777
    @captainmichaelj.caboose1777 6 років тому +239

    “I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs”

  • @TheGamerInDisguise
    @TheGamerInDisguise 6 років тому +83

    “RIGHT IN THE MOMMY DADDY BUTTON!” That gets me every time! 😂😂😂

  • @James6923.
    @James6923. Рік тому +8

    “I didn’t have any corn!” Is still the best 😂

  • @pythonl0rd584
    @pythonl0rd584 5 років тому +318

    If Garfield, shrek, and a drunk brit met.

  • @teknoman117
    @teknoman117 9 років тому +106

    i haven't seen my willy in two years. Thats long enough to declare it legally dead. Man, i'm dying here....

  • @MikeDoyleRealMan44
    @MikeDoyleRealMan44 2 роки тому +29

    0:21 After eating Shepherds Pie

  • @criticalfail-jt5qb
    @criticalfail-jt5qb 5 років тому +157

    It's HILARIOUS that in my lifetime I've had certain situations and in those situations I've used basically every single one of these lines

  • @mrmean2890
    @mrmean2890 5 років тому +221

    "I eat because im unhappy, and im unhappy because I eat" damn thats deep

    • @bmil38
      @bmil38 5 років тому +14

      that quote is honestly pretty sad... took a hard turn from the rest of the quotes

    • @MrRedforman1
      @MrRedforman1 4 роки тому +7

      Sadly that's true irl
      A lot of overweight people claim it

    • @jballday3668
      @jballday3668 3 роки тому +1

      That has to hit you in the heart

  • @chivo5670
    @chivo5670 Рік тому +3

    “I DIDNT HAVE ANY CORN” pops up in my head from time to time 😭

  • @Snuusnuu69
    @Snuusnuu69 4 роки тому +160

    "You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell what other people are cooking on each floor, and you go what are they cooking? That, plus crap". Gets me every time.

  • @SSorrens
    @SSorrens 9 років тому +688

    Okay then, Shrek.

    • @cubic3282
      @cubic3282 6 років тому +3

      malcolms memery ik

    • @cubic3282
      @cubic3282 6 років тому +8

      Seribro Sorrens DONKEE

    • @burialbrigadevideos7498
      @burialbrigadevideos7498 6 років тому +1

      The actor also does doctor evil and Austin powers

    • @chrishuston6652
      @chrishuston6652 6 років тому +1

      α ρєяѕσи. I know*

    • @justinoiler9749
      @justinoiler9749 5 років тому +1

      @malcolms memery
      Justin powers
      Dr Danielle powers
      Mike Ellis
      Luis Luciano

  • @christophersouza3159
    @christophersouza3159 2 роки тому +13

    2:26 Austin Powers when your parents enter the room

  • @bathtubboi8188
    @bathtubboi8188 4 роки тому +179

    "I got bigger chunks of corn in my crap"
    best quote

  • @itsraventm
    @itsraventm 5 років тому +63

    0:27 was just a constant flow of greatness

  • @captc0ck5lap60
    @captc0ck5lap60 2 роки тому +8

    Me and my brother, both adults approaching 40, still quote baby back ribs to each other, having nearly died laughing watching the movies in our teens.

  • @FireFox949
    @FireFox949 8 років тому +324

    2:02 I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs !!

  • @djschannel5147
    @djschannel5147 8 років тому +380

    I got a crap on deck that can chock a donkey ROLF

    • @maximuffin6395
      @maximuffin6395 7 років тому +11

      who's rolf?

    • @cmderfox5396
      @cmderfox5396 7 років тому +4

      Elijah Thomas
      R.olling O.n the F.loor L.aughing
      Rofl

    • @dextermorgan2770
      @dextermorgan2770 7 років тому +1

      Cmder Fox So why not just say that?

    • @YaBoiWicked
      @YaBoiWicked 7 років тому +8

      6 years later his friend ended up being a Donkey lmaol

    • @itsyuhboi5406
      @itsyuhboi5406 7 років тому +1

      D J's Channel choke*

  • @ericeasterday5849
    @ericeasterday5849 2 роки тому +7

    I gotta say, Fat Bastard is one of the best Austin Powers Henchmen ever!! He’s definitely my favorite!! 😂😂

  • @St0ned_Sl0an
    @St0ned_Sl0an 4 роки тому +48

    3:50 one of the most famous quotes was born

  • @aceking385
    @aceking385 5 років тому +48

    I never actually noticed the small amounts of droll while he’s talking. It’s disturbing but it makes me love this character even more.

  • @Castillo_yunko76
    @Castillo_yunko76 Рік тому +6

    Oh my!! This is funnier than robot chicken.😂

  • @kingcam97
    @kingcam97 8 років тому +91

    "Sorry I farted."

    • @mercedesguy8520
      @mercedesguy8520 8 років тому +1

      i did to

    • @monynhem7824
      @monynhem7824 8 років тому

      *Mine sounds like a kitten.*

    • @monynhem7824
      @monynhem7824 8 років тому

      +Mony Nhem *Butt when I'm angry it causes the tectonic plates to rub together. Which causes a 5.0 magnitude.*

    • @monynhem7824
      @monynhem7824 8 років тому

      +Mony Nhem *Then you'll know who's Fault it is.*

    • @awesomesauce5974
      @awesomesauce5974 5 років тому

      I farted now somewhere in the world a kitten will die because of it

  • @No-uo3oc
    @No-uo3oc 7 років тому +61

    2:15 "you know what my favorite Hellen Hunt movie is? Twister!"

  • @wmst5065
    @wmst5065 3 роки тому +11

    How could you have left out _"Prepare for the ultimate wire-fighting maneuver. I just hope my wire-fighting team is READY!"_ ?

  • @TheCorrodedMan
    @TheCorrodedMan 5 років тому +48

    “I’ve got more chins than a Chinese phone book!”
    My god I can’t stop laughing send help

  • @joshuabrooks4907
    @joshuabrooks4907 5 років тому +57

    "Even stink would say that stinks!"

  • @LLubdeRr
    @LLubdeRr Рік тому +4

    "i got more chins than a chinese phone book" This one had me dying! As a kid i never understood it but now it is just hillarious!

  • @cabot9385
    @cabot9385 5 років тому +108

    "more chins than a Chinese phonebook"

  • @ChristianMartinez-sp8ve
    @ChristianMartinez-sp8ve 5 років тому +54

    One of the best Actors of all time. Mike Myers is love, Mike Myers is life.

  • @supbrahimhammer.421
    @supbrahimhammer.421 3 роки тому +23

    “Jesus Christ this diaper’s making my nuts rub together, ITS GONNA START A FIRE!!!” I always quote that before my football games because it can get pretty hot under all those pads

  • @jakedull2553
    @jakedull2553 3 роки тому +45

    " you know when you go into an apartment building and you smell other people's cooking on each floor and you ask what are they cooking?? That plus crap" 😂

  • @boyscouts83712
    @boyscouts83712 8 років тому +133

    you know what my favorite helen hunt moive is... TWISTER

  • @aestheticgod7871
    @aestheticgod7871 3 роки тому +6

    “I didn’t have any corn” gets me every time🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @zachconant7031
    @zachconant7031 5 років тому +23

    I love the little faces he makes after every remark.

  • @lord_beethoven1169
    @lord_beethoven1169 4 роки тому +56

    “You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is?”
    *Twister*

  • @chrisgroover6359
    @chrisgroover6359 Рік тому +4

    “More chins then a Chinese phone book” that just sent me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Amish-Wonderlad
    @Amish-Wonderlad 11 років тому +50

    WELL LISTEN, SONNY JIM!! I ATE A BABY!! OH AYE, BABY! THE OTHER OTHER WHITE MEAT! BABY, IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER!!

  • @michaelkakert6645
    @michaelkakert6645 5 років тому +39

    He missed an oldy but goody: "That's enough to drive a dog off of a gut wagon".

  • @mz3qu
    @mz3qu 10 місяців тому +1

    As a German this is one of the very first American movies I saw when I moved here, man oh man did Fat Bastard make me laugh 😂

  • @RS14988
    @RS14988 10 років тому +64

    GET IN MA BELLEH!!

  • @cameronloven9339
    @cameronloven9339 6 років тому +20

    "AHH, RIGHT IN THE MOMMY-DADDY BUTTON." That gets me every time LMAO

  • @JDragon272
    @JDragon272 Рік тому +2

    3:30 “Jesus Christ, he’s tiny! I’ve had bigger chunks of corn in my crap!” XD

  • @nodeloliver6201
    @nodeloliver6201 7 років тому +30

    Well listen up Sonny Jim.
    AH ET A BEHBEY!
    OH, AYE, BEHBEY! THE OTHER, OTHER WAIHT MET!
    BEHBEY, IT'S WATS FER DINNAH!

  • @davidpotts7116
    @davidpotts7116 5 років тому +16

    "I eat because I'm unhappy... and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle."
    You know, for all the shit he does in this ridiculous movie, that's a really grounded and human line

  • @hannibalbarca6308
    @hannibalbarca6308 2 роки тому +4

    Yet another classic that could never be 'allowed' to be made today

  • @AJCKJA
    @AJCKJA 5 років тому +30

    4:47 Better out than in I always say.