Women Rank Themselves by Breast Size | Hasanabi Reacts to Jubilee
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- Опубліковано 1 чер 2024
- Hasan reacts to Jubilee's new video where women are blindfolded and try to rank each other by the size of their breasts without being able to see each other!
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Hasan Piker is Political Commentator turned Twitch Streamer (#13) known for his Turkish heritage and leftist takes, often speaking on topics like Socialism, Communism, Capitalism, and Marxism (and occasionally 9/11). He loves reacting to political news, and occasionally goes on IRL adventures with his friends such as Ludwig, TinaKitten, Sykkuno, Pokimane, Valkyrae, xQc, and many others. He likes to react to popular media content with his audience as well, such as Jubilee, JCS (Jim Can't Swim), Joe Rogan, WWE, Ben Shapiro, Tucker Carlson, MasterChef, Channel 5, trending twitter posts or TikToks, and other creative videos. He also co-hosts two podcasts, Leftovers, with Ethan Klein of H3H3 fame, and Fear & Malding, with Will Neff. He allegedly sometimes plays games like GTA 5, Dark Souls, Elden Ring, and whatever excites him on the PS5, Switch, or the PC side of gaming. - Розваги
It's so funny how Hasan went from "I'm respectfully talking about breasticles" to "AWOOGA AWOOGA AYOOOOO"
The thing is, bra size is an awful way to gage boob size. You can have "small" boobs and still wear an F bra lol. Also, Hasan is a boob man confirmed lmao. He got so flustered
F isn’t “small” because the way she measured means that there’s a difference of 6 inches between the size of your rib cage and the top of your mammalian protuberance. Maybe you’re tall or they fall outwards to each side when they’re hanging freely or some other optical illusion or maybe you think they’re “small” because they clearly aren’t a massive set of jugs-but I can assure you, those are not “small” by any stretch of the word. On a bell curve, the would be decidedly past the peak of thar curve.
In terms that most guys will understand, F’s are DDD and every man with a pulse that has ever ogled a Victoria’s Secret catalog knows that the busty gals featured in those are DD’s.
I think the non-duplicated measurements are fine and all-but for men who grew up in the United States, A-cups are alright, B-cups are better, C-cups are certainly commendable, while D-cups are desirable, and DD-cups are doubly delightful-but DDD-cups are enough to make us stutter “d-d-damn!”
I suppose under this measurement system E-cups would be exciting, but F-cups are still going to result in an expletive like “Fuck!” Anything beyond that is just sounds or sentence fragments. Like “Goddamn!”, “Holy…”, “I-I-I…” or “JESUS…”
If you look online there are charts that do not even extend beyond F-so don’t go thinking you’re not stacked, because you are, and you probably need to stop hanging around with women who look like boobs with legs.
Breasts so big they belong in a sideshow aren’t fun, they’re painful to own, and dangerous to traverse because you could sprain your wrist or suffocate and even drown if they’re lactating.
F-cup breasts are a lot like when a fella is packing 6” or is 6’ tall-you’re just shy of being massive, or encountering any downsides for going to far in that direction.
She didn't measure how others do like d, dd, ddd, e.. She went straight from D to E. In other standards, the F cup would actually be DDD. Also, most women measure wrong so many F cups are wearing D. It's also relative to band size like she said, so 30D is not that big. 30D is the equivalent to 34B.
Or 30F is the equivalent to 38B.
thank you!!! most people have no idea about how complicated buying a bra is. back when i was a girl i never learned how to, pretty sure i was a 34D but i was wearing a 32B/C so you can imagine how uncomfortable that was. thanks for putting it so concisely haha, it makes me sad thinking of all the people wearing the wrong size daily and being in pain because of it.
My band size is so small literally no stores carry it, but the sister sizes just do not fit at all because of cup positions. It's way too complicated 😭😭😭
Yeah and hasan doesn't understand that there's a correlation between your rib cage and your cup. So a 30 C is a smaller cup than a 36 C. Men don't get that at all. I have medium breasts, but my size is a 28-30, somewhere between a C and D.
they aren't equivalent, a 30f wouldn't fit a 38B@@Naejakire3
This was just like the men's one where it's very wholesome but the people chosen are not representative of the average person at all
"Whisper" speak for yourself 🤫🤭
I'm an e/f in UK sizes but I'm not sure what that is in the US. I'd say that these sizes were a good representation
Why are they not representative? And also why weren’t the men representative? I think they were
@@aClownBaby- In the men's video, 6 of the 7 guys were in the top 10% of size. The average is 5.2 inches, and 1 standard deviation is about 4 in to 6 in which would be middle 70%. All but one participant was above above that range. That's not representative of the normal ranges at all.
For the women, I couldn't find any data on the standard deviation ranges, but according to the site from the video, the global average is a small B, which means probably only the bottom two ladies are within the "average" range.
@@better5485ain’t no way 5.2 inches is the average that’s the size of a teen
What sucks is I got boobs at 10, 11 or 12. It was hell. I looked like a teacher's aid on middle school. Alot of old men would harass me.
Because I was so emotionally and physically bullied at school even a teacher joined in the bullying. I had to do alternatives to middle school and I wanted to learn mechanics. Like working on cars. And engines. My principal found a place that would teach me and allow that and everything was great. Until the creepy tow truck driver wouldn't leave me alone.
The main mechanic told him off and told him I was 12 and he didn't seem to care or acknowledge that
Having big boobs is a curse.
Plus not to mention all the prudes who get offended that I have cleavage. Even though I literally can't help it. Anything I wear short wise becomes "sexy" because my boobs :(
Just start bringing out your pepper spray if a creep comes around and start preparing to use it cause it'll usually scare off the creep or say something like I can show you how it feels to not see boobs anymore while pointing the pepper spray at them
same, sister! I went through so much because I have large breast. sometimes people outright would scream at me for wearing something fitting. also I can never afford a good bra, they are so expensive 😭
Hasan doesn't understand how bras work. There's a correlation between your rib cage and your cup. So a 30 C is a much smaller cup than a 36 C. I have medium breasts, but my size is a 28-30, somewhere between a C and D. You would never look at me and be like 'WOW those are HUGE'
My wife is the same way-her size is a 36 D, which on paper sounds buxom. In reality, she’s not much more than a handful for a guy with some fairly large hands (the surface area of my mitts are slightly larger than an iPhone 13-which only covers my hand from the heel of my palm to my pinky).
I also recall her telling me and doing some reading of my own about sister sizes that can sound like more or less, and I became incredibly annoyed that the size of the band even factored into what should be a volumetric measurement. Instead, bra sizes were designed by the same idiots who came up with tire sizes (the sidewall measurements of tires are just as stupid as cup sizes are).
It’s truly a shame that the science of breast measurement is lacking as much as it is with there being so many potentially interested parties.
nope, much smaller cup or band? cup volume would be equal but band would be larger
i got a boob reduction 3 years ago but if i measured the way this boob expert did i would have had a 32O as in octopus O before my surgery. now I'm "just" a F cup lol.
Yeah I plan on getting one once I'm 18 atm I'm a M cup in us
real. i was a 38L/36M before my reduction and now I'm "only" an F too lmao
@@skippy3607i hope you're able to get it done then! i was 24 and i wish i had done it sooner. my quality of life has improved more than i could have imagined
As a breast haver I did not realize that i cup was a thing but then again I still have yet to understand how bra sizing works cause I stg there is no such thing as consistent cup sizing across stores
Well now, that was quite the experience, wasn't it?
Definitely.
Not meee watching sitting at an AA
Me too 😭
He just watched this how did you make this so fast 💀
My boobs are small and they look like this:
o 0 :it's depressing lol
One came in before the other and I thought I had breast cancer in 3rd grade, and got myself the nickname 'Little Big Horn'.
Aren’t literally all boobs unequal? That’s just normal?
@@aClownBaby-yeah, but sometimes they’re noticeably different. If it’s close enough that you can’t tell without measuring, that’s obviously preferable, and I’m sure it makes bra shopping easier.
If it’s enough of a difference then it’s one of those rare cases where I could understand wanting to get a breast augmentation to even things out a bit.
no@@aClownBaby-
me and the 30F girl are twins we have the same body type but it’s crazy they’re all so beautiful i didn’t expect that at all😭
i say i have 30DDD though not F
He can't keep getting away with itttttt!!! 😂 Love when hass turns into a dawg
They are literally doing Flat is Justice, medium is premium, Oppai is Truth meme
just found out that I can do things I had no idea I could do before this video, nice! :)
Hearing some of the women saying they didn’t start growing until late teens is wild to me. Although my body doesn’t work properly (mine started growing in KINDERGARTEN; I WAS 6) Btw I’m a 38G and it’s a hassle
"less upkeep"? 😂
To be fair most guys in the dick size video were also above average so this makes sense.
I like that jubilee is going back and doing a lot of these videos with the opposite gender and s*x but i can also see how the comments could get super misogynistic especially with like the rizz one.
Isn't the cut a different channel compared to jubilee?
@@geteducatedyoufool4563 they are both essentially the same so I got confused but you are right
32:45 as soon as I heard 34DD is the national avg size I was like "WHAT??? What are they putting in the water?!?!?!"
i always feel so jealous of people who naturally have between a B-D cup between 32-38 band size. not because i think other sizes look bad, but because you can find bras EVERYWHERE. there are such limited options for anyone outside that range. i was a 38L/36M before my reduction, and my bras were always expensive as shit while my friends could get 3 for the same price as 1 of mine. it's difficult to get bras below a B and below a 32 band as well which sucks. while i obviously looked busty because you can't really hide that much boob, since i'm 5'8 it didn't appear like i was as massive as i was unless i wore something really tight or low cut. my boobs seem sooo tiny to me now because i'm "only" a 36F, but they're still a few cup sizes above above average. my quality of life increase has been absolutely crazy. i remember sitting up as the drugs were almost out if my system and immediately starting to cry because my back and shoulders didn't immediately hurt. best thing i ever did
lol who said USA USA USA in the comments after the national average was revealed🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ABAB 🥰
I want smaller boobs for androgynous looks but i also do sleep on my tummy ☺️
Why didn’t they make them wear big shirts or something, pixels are fcked
Me out here...thinking D is pretty big
How is everyone’s day or night?
Much better now that this video happened lol
Still procrastinating for my exams. Could be better
@@lecho0175 I just know you’ll pass, I believe in you!!
I've been good, thanks for asking. How about you?
@@justanotherweirdo11 That’s great to hear!! I’m good, life has been pretty stable honestly. Thank you for asking
AWOOOGA. am i right? lol
I mean im a DD and i think im pretty average so doesn’t surprise me that dd is the average
36DDD hurts btw
It does
Huge reveal, really appreciate that boobhanger.
Gaddamn the I size... Not gonna lie, if she doesn't have back pain she's a hero. And I agree she won.
Who's that girl with 30F
As a man, breast size doesn’t really matter to me and I would bet that it matters far less than you’d think it does for most guys.
For me it’s all about proportions and symmetry. Typically that tends to skew more towards the medium to smaller sized breasts, because they often have between proportions-but I’ve seen smaller breasts that are oddly deflated or have odd shapes that aren’t good, and I’ve also seen some big ones that actually look good without a bra holding them up. Now, those are just the things that will catch my eye if I happen to spot a pair in the wild, but for the most part I’m more interested in the total package than just one thing and if it fits within the context of a particular lady that I’m interested in-then I’m good with whatever she brings to the party.
That said, there are some objective criteria that will influence my level of attraction to any particular set of breasts:
1. Who owns them? If I can’t stand the owner or they belong to a close relative or someone that is outside an acceptable age range or are actually off limits for any other reason (as in I can’t even go there mentally, without serious social or mental ramifications-which I just want to say doesn’t necessarily include trans women by default, because if they look nice they look nice.)
2. Can I see them? If a lady has gone out of her way to show the girls off, I find myself being drawn to those more than those I can only imagine. For example, if she’s gotten some body-painting done at a street festival (I mean who doesn’t appreciate art?) or is wearing something more revealing than you might normally encounter, then I will gladly take in more of an eyeful than I would normally, and I don’t worry about getting caught looking as much. As a man who has a beard that is ornately styled, I appreciate when people notice it, because even though I do it because I like it and my wife likes it, I also kinda like getting compliments from random men and women. I know there are some psychotic women who intentionally dress in revealing outfits and then get really judgmental if anyone notices it. I’m sorry if you don’t like the way I look, but if you don’t like me looking, then don’t give me anything to look at.
3. Can I touch them? If they’re up close and personal, and I’m given permission or direct instructions to lay on hands-that is infinitely better than merely admiring a work of art from afar.
4. Can I taste them? Honestly, I cannot tell you how a pair of middling or mediocre breasts can be elevated to a level just shy of perfection, based solely on the flavor profile and mouth feel. Even a pair of pretty awful or potentially even some gross looking tits can seem downright acceptable in that sort of context.
If I were shopping for a set of disembodied breasts that weren’t going to be attached to any particular person and was simply picking whatever comes to mind or has drawn my attention from a lineup-there is a 0% chance I would pick a pair that look identical to my wife. I’m sure what I’m packing isn’t her fantasy ideal of what a penis should look like either, but in both cases the only thing that matters is the person that’s attached. I love her breasts the way they are, they’ve got character and even after 13 years together, I still enjoy the view whenever I see them and thoroughly enjoy the entire tactile experience whenever we’re having an intimate moment.
Ladies who’ve read this far, my point is simply that if you make the mistake of asking a man about what he imagines or prefers in the prefect pair-you’re more than likely going to hear answers that you won’t like (if he’s being brutally honest) or you’re going to hear a guy making up whatever he thinks you want to hear. That’s because you’ve been asking the wrong question to the wrong person, the only real question you should ever ask any man (or any potential partner) is “would you mind taking care of these for me?” The only person you should be asking if they’re adequate is yourself and maybe a lactation coach. Beyond their purely functional purpose, that may or may not be sufficient to feed a child, the only other thing is how you feel about your girls on a daily basis. If you feel like a little more or little less is going to make you feel better, because it will better fit your body type or stop your back from hurting or whatever reason you have for wanting to change them-it’s fine if you want to and/or can afford to get some work done on them, but unless it’s a situation where it’s hurting your spine or making it too difficult to breastfeed (because apparently there is such a thing as too much in that scenario as it can block the ducts) and a medical professional is recommending it for some very practical life/health enhancing reasons-anything short of that, is going to be equally fine if you just keep them the way they are. It’s just different.
Love yourself and the one you’re with, because unless you’re in a polyamorous relationship-that’s all that matters. Even in a completely open poly relationship or a committed thrupple, the same applies, it just add to the headcount slightly.
"but if you don’t like me looking, then don’t give me anything to look at." you're saying that it's women's fault they're made uncomfortable by you looking... even if you unintentionally make someone uncomfortable it's still your fault dude. including when they've "put themselves in that position" (this is victim-blaming rhetoric so it's not valid)
The most useless episode so far.
Blindfolded and censored