for those of you who are mad about the mercs from the opposite team simping, I'd like to point out that none of these mercenaries get to see women every day. You'd be pretty pumped too if you were them
Really? I heard about historical wars and movements that involve women getting assaulted, and it's not rare. So I imagine they'd kill her for her connection to the opposite team.
Atleast heavy just said it but didn’t do anything against their will And spy did it at the gentlemen way, yet still didn’t against their will but accepted it But sniper went to fast and got trolled
Scout- Probably American Soldier- American Medic- German Spy- Italian/French Heavy- Russian Pyro- I have no idea what he is Demoman- Scottish Sniper- Australian/British
My girlfriend usually prefers singleplayer games over multiplayer/online for the same reason as well, I kinda feel bad for her so I'm hoping I can convince her to try out the latter
I think Demoman has had so much alcohol that nothing internal affects him anymore. If he somehow got a cold or something, the bacteria would be poisoned just die
@@pushgame8275 у меня мозг болит после прочтения вашего комментария (без обид). это не то, как это работает, меняется только цвет банки. мы на самом деле не видим жидкости. Кроме того, извините, если у меня плохая грамматика, потому что я использую Google Translate.
0:47 my face and reaction when I'm up to something + exciting (to me). And also, what became of demoman who drank the same formula?? I wanted a sequel now
These dudes didn’t even know how old this “random girl” was and just went straight for it Edit: I’m also not saying that Scout IS underage I’m just saying that he looks like he is (fem version)
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Scout: *slaps*
3 seconds later
Spy: *Cries in french*
Before today, I would of sworn that spy can subduce any one 😂
2:29 is the moment your looking for
It sounds like a laugh lol
@@hypercactus6489 well he can but scout still knows he is a male so he isn't just going to let his own dad seduce him
@@hypercactus6489, haven't you understood our bready Spys aren't gay!? They can seduce anyone, but ONLY if it's a women, OK?
Spy is red
Scout is blue
Spy tried to seduce his daughter
Ew
Ken Neth underrated comment: this deserves more likes
@@hayden.8057 thx
SWEAT HOME ALIBAMA
Scout is blue...
@@saizor4043 ya that what i said
for those of you who are mad about the mercs from the opposite team simping, I'd like to point out that none of these mercenaries get to see women every day. You'd be pretty pumped too if you were them
That's true
I don't like women
Same thing since the colonial days...
pp harden power: activated
Really? I heard about historical wars and movements that involve women getting assaulted, and it's not rare. So I imagine they'd kill her for her connection to the opposite team.
Basically what happens when a gamer girl decides to talk in voice chat
"Ooh, there's my ball!"
This is the BEST use of that line EVER.
did medic halfway neuter scout
@@obamagaming7264 yes
*ikr-*
Absolute truth
Notice how he says ball but not balls. What happened to the other one?
Spy was simping on his own son
Engie:
*Now I've seen everything!*
*the escape plan*
😤🤢🤮
@@thexylophone the *incest* plan
WHOP(disappear)
Not really, since they'd have to be on the same team as shown in the comics.
2:41
Heavy: Heavy is PRETTY [what] HUH [muscular heavy]
Legend has it pyro is still chasing sniper to this day
Pyro mad zesty
Mercenary: becomes female
Other Mercenaries: *S I M P MO D E A C T I V A T E*
Good comment no replies yet.
I replied lol
Cuzhe hahhahaha
*_POOOOOOOOTIS_*
...
,,Oh, there’s my ball!”
-Scout 2016
:3 :3 :3 :3 sorry
4:27
4:24
@@masky6140 M Y B A L
L
That Sound Will Come If You Use Sandman Bat And Throw The Ball And Picked It, Scout Will Say "Theres My Ball"
Right......
4:36
Author: The name of dance is Konga
Kazotsky kick: RED SPY IN THE BASE!
Fucking love how pyro went with it throughout the entire video, it made me forget about searching fem scout on a certain site… *F U C K*
🤨📸
2:42 hEaVy iS pReTtY
Hey how you doing
WHEEZE
Hi babe :)
Scoutie u wanna kiss me in the intel room? I will dress up like miss pauling :)
@James Burke hello
I lost my shit when Pyro laughed after Sniper kissed him
He have Mask Thanks god lol
her*
@@corncakes270 When is Pyro ever referred to as her?
@@_Flippy in meet the pyro scout says “he isn’t here is she?
@@Frognitq You're right, I never caught that until now. Cheers!
2:31 that part where spy just runs away crying just backstabs me. The mercenaries are in severe lack of women
I like how you used the voice line “oh there’s my ball” when scout changed back to male
*Me knowing that Spy is Scout’s dad*
Me: *intense inhale*
*_SWEET HOME ALABAMA_*
Quite the thought I had as well
Yes i tryed to kiss the scout but is a SECRET
*WHERE THE SKYIES ARE SO BLUE*
Newbie again spy isn’t scouts dad watch complete history of scout or spy
@@leopard292 spy
If Spy could get a disguise of her... a whole new world of pranks and espionage opens up.
Yep
Would it be Spycrabs?
you tell me
oh no my only weakness i see it allready in front of my eyes i play pyro like i do most of the time and then ... boobs and i get backstabed ...shit
a disguise that can make an easy win
“I’m not gay, but 20$ is 20$!”
3:06 sniper got the lightskin1 stare and the rizz man
Sudah banyak dari?
@@ARYA_7004-4 wut
@@JaneDoeTF2 ok
*SCOUT TURNED INTO A GIRL*
all the boys in the area: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
XD that is true😅😅
6
)
6
and australian tries to rape her NOICE
I SMELL A WOMAN
Expect pyro
So, in the comics, Spy is Scout's dad.. *but he tries to hit on Scout in this...*
but red spy is red scout's dad
@@minaisloading True that.. It's still fun to think about it tho.
Sweet home Alabama
@@scp-6659 AHAHAHA
@@minaisloading red Spy is blue scouts dad
I fucking LOST it when Scout patted his crotch and said "oh dere's my bawl!"
2:30
Scout:*slaps spy*
Spy: does nothing
Also spy:*cries off*
2:45 Damn you, Heavy. How dare you abandon Sasha. xD
I liked this because it is now 169 likes
@@Opthomas_Prime hey btw the street i live is 169 as well
It’s now 469, nice
@@jp64thekoopaboy and now 474
It’s now 475
Rule34: allow me to introduce myself.
TF2 has already a lot of NSFW stuff between the male characters though. I bet more than 90% of the fanarts and fanfictions are yaoi-related.
Lol
FBI : allow US to introduce areselfs
Heavy : NO
@@eatpant4ever i think i would want god to make me forget this
Some random TF2 ripoff in roblox featuring a female spy: IM 6 PARALLEL UNIVERSES AHEAD OF YOU
Scout: "I'm an invincible unicorn!!"
Me: YES. YES YOU ARE. *gives a star sticker*
If Scout drank the white potion and became Fem Scout, then will Demoman become Demowoman?
I wouldn't miss with this woman
Demoma'am
Dem-owo-man
Briseur De Lance I think Femoman would be working too XD
Best not to think about it
scout :
the mercenaries : asleep
scout : drinks potion and becomes a female
the mercenaries : R E A L S H I T
the mercenaries : *S I M P T I M E*
Discord mods be like:
scout had to much of that white powder
I mean, he did scream at the top of his lungs.
@@slowlysmiling1619 he is not under 16
4:25 “there’s my ball” wait a damn minute…
legend says pyro is still chasing sniper.
HEAVYS TRYING TO CHEAT ON SASHA
Blood Hunter666 POOTIS NOO
Name? What Name? lol
Dear God
*NOOOOO*
Brianna Kubiak p
Brianna Kubiak
We can't blame spy trying to seduce his daughter/son, he couldn't tell if it's his daughter/son.
You could just say child lol
SeDuCe Me!
Sweet home alabama
to be fair, only the red spy and scout are related
Does he even know that scout is his son?
4:23 “oh there’s my ball”
Kinda got me there
But wheres his other ball
@@chitosetakaki9385 😂😂😂
Bro the spy almost kissed his son
2:53
Heavy: kiss me
Scout: N o
Heavy: AAAAHHH NOOOO
one simple "no" can hurt a russian feeling
Especially when you ask "Do you want do drink vodka with me?"
@@BigWarthog noone would ever say no to vodka, noone
@@BigWarthog не против ли выпить со мной за компанию?
@@BigWarthog pain..
"Some people think they can out smart me. Maybe.... maybe.
I am yet to meet one that can outsmart rejection."
2:06 did I just hear pyro that's an a--hole
No he says « excellent job ! »
I died laughing
PLZZZ
I heard gibberish until I read this comment.
Wtf did he say
Atleast heavy just said it but didn’t do anything against their will
And spy did it at the gentlemen way, yet still didn’t against their will but accepted it
But sniper went to fast and got trolled
Heavy gets denied takes it like a chad
I loved heavy's approach
So, it's scout changes models for 3 and a half minutes and gets harassed by the red team
‘Oh there’s my ball.’ - Scout 2016
Ryan Rucker he pnly have 1 ball?
arvid he lost the other one in ‘nam
Jazzu! LPS drawing And More! o=D
Ryan Rucker it was 2016 eight months ago?
*scout left the chat*
2:40
"Heavy is pretty 👁👄👁"
-red heavy
"👁️👄👁️" It's not funny
"👁👄👁" is not funny bro
@@zhongxina1062 oh no 😂 I was just sayin thass how heavy looked
@@zhongxina1062 But he was quoting, and thats what heavy said
@@zhongxina1062 I concur
Scout: looks at pile of wood
“*oh, that is BEAUTIFUL!*”
2:22
NO BRO
THAT'S YOUR DAUGHTER YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
2:45 Ahh...Here is the majestic Heavy preforming it mating dance to attract the attention of the female.
Mating dance also for medics.
But he was unsuccessful
It only works in Russia (and on Medics)
@@liamc.3427 funny boy but in Russia actually works
2:59
Sniper be a smooth boi
But he sure made pyro happy
Doc why-
If you're the BLU Medic why is your pfp the RED Medic.
@first name last name Oh okay.
@first name last name Oh okay.
Hahhaha * holding my flamethrower *
Scout- Probably American
Soldier- American
Medic- German
Spy- Italian/French
Heavy- Russian
Pyro- I have no idea what he is
Demoman- Scottish
Sniper- Australian/British
no, Heavy is Soviet
Pyro is british( i saw this on a random video)
@@gachagamingfox agree
people shouldn't mess russia and soviet union
heavy can originate from any post soviet country
@@BaconLegendsLikePlayingRoblox how does he sip tee ?
Hold up, Australian/British? 💀💀 Bruv that's not the same country 💀
this perfectly represents what would happen if a woman created a Discord account
Funnily enough, I've been thinking about making an account there
Leave it to Medic to ignore the charms of femscout. Truly, he is a man of science.
Yeah he became a scientist when they took his medical licence XD
hes married
@@rgw5991to his job.
Es basado
hes gay
What the hell was medic going to use the potion for!?
3:02 after Kisses
Scout : becomes female
Every enemy team : i am a simp
This is pretty much how every female gamer feels in the online community.
Fr. I prefer to just watch others play games or find ones that arent multiplayer now
Multi-player is life.
That was the most gayest comment ever bro
My girlfriend usually prefers singleplayer games over multiplayer/online for the same reason as well, I kinda feel bad for her so I'm hoping I can convince her to try out the latter
@@Ruru_desu simp
LEGEND SAYS PYRO IS STILL CHASING SNIPER
2:26 is just weird because the scout is his son
scout should have stayed female because it would make his job a lot easier when capturing the intel
+Jared Garleb :P
Yea but then the other team would just chase scout unless they had females
Ya but then the scout could lead the other team into a trap where blue team is waiting for them
+Rullis True
+SNyP Deadly it was a joke..
This is just 5 minutes of red team simping for gender bent scout
Even scouts dad
I think that's the joke
Medic doesn't simp
This is XD
Pro tip: do not drink the white liquid (optional)
The Heavy Face And Spy Crying Makes it funnier for me
Female scout would have a chance with miss Pauling.
Yeah i heard that shes supposed to be lesbian?
@@commanderlackgaming1230 wtf
@@victoresquirche6052 she sacrificed so much for the administrator, and to be honest I don't blame her, they both kinda Thicc though
Assdeed
@@elgordobondiola w h a t
Are we gonna ignore the fact that Demo took a entire bottle of the same substance.
So, demowoman must be somewhere on the map
so basically Scout is a trans man and Demowoman is a trans woman
@@dsch0 I wont question it
Coulda been "mad milk" if you know what I mean
I think Demoman has had so much alcohol that nothing internal affects him anymore. If he somehow got a cold or something, the bacteria would be poisoned just die
Scout not just became woman he became a thicc woman
“Ooh! There’s my ball!” Bro I literally wouldn’t stop laughing for 10 hours straight 😂
Legend has it that snipers a good kisser
Is it odd that I can see that?!
Ydgeje😆
Hes a professional
And professionals have standards.
69 likes lol
Blue scout + red bonk = Totally real allergic reaction turns blue scout to blue female scout
agree,
Give blue bonk to red scout make red female scout
Красный и синий бонк только вкусами отличаются же. В красном - радиоактивная вишня, в синем - радиоактивные дикие ягоды.
@@pushgame8275 у меня мозг болит после прочтения вашего комментария (без обид). это не то, как это работает, меняется только цвет банки. мы на самом деле не видим жидкости. Кроме того, извините, если у меня плохая грамматика, потому что я использую Google Translate.
scouts reaction tho when he realizes no ball
When u accept the 20 bucks
fucking heavy scared the shit out of me while I was laughing. Fell down 11 stairs. 2:35
That spy slap/running away while crying killed me
You really made your account incognito bruh
@@Baddino45 yes
French crying lmao
'I am a invincible unicorn!'-some scout on LSD
xDDDDD
what's lsd?
Ghost Gaming cocaine*
Zarow 11 A narcotic drug.
you know what's call of duty gost
Scout freaking out at the fact that his dongle was missing just makes this even more hilarious!!!
3:06 this reminded me the face Flynn Rider gave to Rapunzel
The poor spy was such a gentleman 😂
Pick up master.
Ikr
Our French bready gentleness is now ruined. Quelle déception....
But he was technically hitting on his own son
Krazy Pyro yep
Everyones reaction seems logical since they’ve been battling for way too long and have probably not seen a female creature in a long time now
I mean,miss Pauling exists
@@ruyfire6913 yeah but they never actually see her, except expiration date, she just assigns contracts and stuff
@@ruyfire6913 Miss Pauling never hits on them. She's sort of a bro to the team, not even a love interest
@@sparrowanon apart from Scout himself, but yeah other than that they mostly have a mutual work relationship since she’s the administrator’s assistant
@@Johnny_Serenity Well yeah Scout is pushy with every lady he finds TBH.
Bro had cake 😂
Heavy is beautiful
4:25 oh, there’s my ball! Just...just one?
Uh
*What happened to the other one?!*
Hmmmmmm...
scout is hitler
@@pvt.goofball4985 nein, medic is
3:07 that face though... melts my heart. :3XD
Im not the only one XD
Red Pyro
Harun Silitonga yeah?
same here
That's was supposed to be the kiss of love, but it turn into pure horror for me.
"Oh there's my ball" -Scout
"Grass gross birds fly sunshine and brother, i hate people"
Unicorn power?
"I AM AN INVINCIBLE UNICORN!" -scout
Invincible unicorn
.Invisible Unicorn
…Invincible Unicorn
Unicorn power also by -scout
Invincible unicorn
2:40 imagine staring conversation with a girl by saying "*your name* is pretty"
*mission failed*
@@ilovememes3919 we'l get em next time
Would get me ngl
You conquer it automatically
Dude, they all act like discord mods
Scout: Checks his pants
"Oh there's my ball"
2:34 me when a girl verbally harms me
S I M P : ))
FUCKING WEEBS
@@Leahhh1220
yo wtf man
Dude this made me laugh out loud lmao
@@Leahhh1220 *you don't get the joke lol*
I wonder what Miss Pauling would think if this actually happened...
Gaming Butterfly isn't she a lesbian? If so then.....( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ytp lesbian love story
Medic accidentally creates HRT.
Imagine if every class was female in TF2 then real shit would go down
Poor Red Spy. He's just being a proper gentleman.
Corruption Ain Morte He's showing some respect to Femscout. Well, he does know how to charm and that.
Exactly!
stale meme Your profile pic matches your name
true
he says gentlemen alot
"I AM AN INVINCIBLE UNICORN!!" XD
I love how everybody cries
So medic has magic semen that can turn scout into woman and back? gotcha.
2:28 when you smell something wrong and your trying to figure it out
Templar
Ok that's pretty funny
I love how the BLU team is really SFM but the entire RED team is very GMODdy
This animation reminds me of that SpongeBob episode where Patrick dressed like a girl then everyone was hitting on him
0:47 my face and reaction when I'm up to something + exciting (to me). And also, what became of demoman who drank the same formula?? I wanted a sequel now
So demoman become fem too?
@@Zick_R who knows what mad experiment the medic is up to?
These dudes didn’t even know how old this “random girl” was and just went straight for it
Edit: I’m also not saying that Scout IS underage I’m just saying that he looks like he is (fem version)
She looks old enough.....
she look atleast 14 which is okay
not too old
@@scribbles5027 Hmmmmmmmmmmm
Where is your long story Mr Hippo
R34: allow us to in-
R63: *allow* *us* *to* *introduce* *ourselves*
That's why you don't take unprescribed medications.
Mafic what u mean?
Unicorn power!! I'm so late
Especially from a doctor that lost his medical liscense...
Lol
Uhm..... he...... ya...... he dink dat bonk not medicine.....
Uhm ya... yuo kno......
*sniff*
Scout can never see his friends the same way every again
1:07
Unicorn power!
"wasted"
"daeth"
Wow female scout doesn’t even need a gun to kill
The power of a woman slap. Its more powerfull than 100% shaggy power
@@claudioandkindash7761 That is so extremely false
@@SSFallingTTB haha no
@@claudioandkindash7761 100% shaggy is literally omnipotent. He could tap someone and they be erased.
@@SSFallingTTB a woman slap can delete shaggy