for those of you who are mad about the mercs from the opposite team simping, I'd like to point out that none of these mercenaries get to see women every day. You'd be pretty pumped too if you were them
Really? I heard about historical wars and movements that involve women getting assaulted, and it's not rare. So I imagine they'd kill her for her connection to the opposite team.
You wish. Actually you get either abused or accused of being a child which is funny when you're almost 49 getting called that and older than most of your team.
I think Demoman has had so much alcohol that nothing internal affects him anymore. If he somehow got a cold or something, the bacteria would be poisoned just die
@@pushgame8275 у меня мозг болит после прочтения вашего комментария (без обид). это не то, как это работает, меняется только цвет банки. мы на самом деле не видим жидкости. Кроме того, извините, если у меня плохая грамматика, потому что я использую Google Translate.
In Meet The Spy, I thought the red spy was in love with the Scout’s mother, so he’s cheating on the scout’s mother with her daughter, *sounds familiar*
These dudes didn’t even know how old this “random girl” was and just went straight for it Edit: I’m also not saying that Scout IS underage I’m just saying that he looks like he is (fem version)
Scout- Probably American Soldier- American Medic- German Spy- Italian/French Heavy- Russian Pyro- I have no idea what he is Demoman- Scottish Sniper- Australian/British
My girlfriend usually prefers singleplayer games over multiplayer/online for the same reason as well, I kinda feel bad for her so I'm hoping I can convince her to try out the latter
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Spy was simping on his own son
Engie:
*Now I've seen everything!*
*the escape plan*
😤🤢🤮
@@thexylophone the *incest* plan
WHOP(disappear)
Not really, since they'd have to be on the same team as shown in the comics.
Scout: *slaps*
3 seconds later
Spy: *Cries in french*
Before today, I would of sworn that spy can subduce any one 😂
2:29 is the moment your looking for
It sounds like a laugh lol
@@hypercactus6489 well he can but scout still knows he is a male so he isn't just going to let his own dad seduce him
@@hypercactus6489, haven't you understood our bready Spys aren't gay!? They can seduce anyone, but ONLY if it's a women, OK?
"Ooh, there's my ball!"
This is the BEST use of that line EVER.
did medic halfway neuter scout
@@obamagaming7264 yes
*ikr-*
Absolute truth
Notice how he says ball but not balls. What happened to the other one?
for those of you who are mad about the mercs from the opposite team simping, I'd like to point out that none of these mercenaries get to see women every day. You'd be pretty pumped too if you were them
That's true
I don't like women
Same thing since the colonial days...
pp harden power: activated
Really? I heard about historical wars and movements that involve women getting assaulted, and it's not rare. So I imagine they'd kill her for her connection to the opposite team.
2:45 Damn you, Heavy. How dare you abandon Sasha. xD
I liked this because it is now 169 likes
@@Opthomas_Prime hey btw the street i live is 169 as well
It’s now 469, nice
@@jp64thekoopaboy and now 474
It’s now 475
Mercenary: becomes female
Other Mercenaries: *S I M P MO D E A C T I V A T E*
Good comment no replies yet.
I replied lol
Cuzhe hahhahaha
*_POOOOOOOOTIS_*
...
2:31 that part where spy just runs away crying just backstabs me. The mercenaries are in severe lack of women
he isn't xD, he's with scout's mother
Welp, not in Expiration Date Spy isn’t 😂
2:45 Ahh...Here is the majestic Heavy preforming it mating dance to attract the attention of the female.
Mating dance also for medics.
But he was unsuccessful
It only works in Russia (and on Medics)
@@liamc.3427 funny boy but in Russia actually works
We can't blame spy trying to seduce his daughter/son, he couldn't tell if it's his daughter/son.
You could just say child lol
SeDuCe Me!
Sweet home alabama
Does he even know that scout is his son?
@@EbilEnemyofBurgerTown *SEDUCES YOU*
So, in the comics, Spy is Scout's dad.. *but he tries to hit on Scout in this...*
but red spy is red scout's dad
@@minaisloading True that.. It's still fun to think about it tho.
Sweet home Alabama
@@scp-6659 AHAHAHA
@@minaisloading red Spy is blue scouts dad
Scout: "I'm an invincible unicorn!!"
Me: YES. YES YOU ARE. *gives a star sticker*
scout :
the mercenaries : asleep
scout : drinks potion and becomes a female
the mercenaries : R E A L S H I T
the mercenaries : *S I M P T I M E*
Discord mods be like:
scout had to much of that white powder
I mean, he did scream at the top of his lungs.
@@slowlysmiling1619 he is not under 16
2:42 hEaVy iS pReTtY
Hey how you doing
WHEEZE
Hi babe :)
Scoutie u wanna kiss me in the intel room? I will dress up like miss pauling :)
@James Burke hello
I lost my shit when Pyro laughed after Sniper kissed him
He have Mask Thanks god lol
her*
@@corncakes270 When is Pyro ever referred to as her?
@@_Flippy in meet the pyro scout says “he isn’t here is she?
@@Frognitq You're right, I never caught that until now. Cheers!
I fucking LOST it when Scout patted his crotch and said "oh dere's my bawl!"
Spy is red
Scout is blue
Spy tried to seduce his daughter
Ew
Ken Neth underrated comment: this deserves more likes
@@hayden.8057 thx
SWEAT HOME ALIBAMA
Scout is blue...
@@saizor4043 ya that what i said
Leave it to Medic to ignore the charms of femscout. Truly, he is a man of science.
Yeah he became a scientist when they took his medical licence XD
hes married
@@rgw5991to his job.
Es basado
hes gay
*Me knowing that Spy is Scout’s dad*
Me: *intense inhale*
*_SWEET HOME ALABAMA_*
Quite the thought I had as well
Yes i tryed to kiss the scout but is a SECRET
*WHERE THE SKYIES ARE SO BLUE*
Newbie again spy isn’t scouts dad watch complete history of scout or spy
@@leopard292 spy
Fucking love how pyro went with it throughout the entire video, it made me forget about searching fem scout on a certain site… *F U C K*
🤨📸
Basically what happens when a gamer girl decides to talk in voice chat
You wish. Actually you get either abused or accused of being a child which is funny when you're almost 49 getting called that and older than most of your team.
@@meikahidenori or accused of being a "tranny"
*SCOUT TURNED INTO A GIRL*
all the boys in the area: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
XD that is true😅😅
6
)
6
and australian tries to rape her NOICE
I SMELL A WOMAN
Expect pyro
If Spy could get a disguise of her... a whole new world of pranks and espionage opens up.
Yep
Would it be Spycrabs?
you tell me
oh no my only weakness i see it allready in front of my eyes i play pyro like i do most of the time and then ... boobs and i get backstabed ...shit
a disguise that can make an easy win
Some random TF2 ripoff in roblox featuring a female spy: IM 6 PARALLEL UNIVERSES AHEAD OF YOU
I know what game your talking about and The Female Character in it In gonna S M A S H
Are we gonna ignore the fact that Demo took a entire bottle of the same substance.
So, demowoman must be somewhere on the map
so basically Scout is a trans man and Demowoman is a trans woman
@@dsch0 I wont question it
Coulda been "mad milk" if you know what I mean
I think Demoman has had so much alcohol that nothing internal affects him anymore. If he somehow got a cold or something, the bacteria would be poisoned just die
‘Oh there’s my ball.’ - Scout 2016
Ryan Rucker he pnly have 1 ball?
arvid he lost the other one in ‘nam
Jazzu! LPS drawing And More! o=D
Ryan Rucker it was 2016 eight months ago?
*scout left the chat*
HEAVYS TRYING TO CHEAT ON SASHA
Blood Hunter666 POOTIS NOO
Name? What Name? lol
Dear God
*NOOOOO*
Brianna Kubiak p
Brianna Kubiak
3:06 sniper got the lightskin1 stare and the rizz man
Sudah banyak dari?
@@670-arya wut
@@JaneDoeTF2 ok
Scout : becomes female
Every enemy team : i am a simp
That spy slap/running away while crying killed me
You really made your account incognito bruh
@@Baddino45 yes
French crying lmao
Blue scout + red bonk = Totally real allergic reaction turns blue scout to blue female scout
agree,
Give blue bonk to red scout make red female scout
Красный и синий бонк только вкусами отличаются же. В красном - радиоактивная вишня, в синем - радиоактивные дикие ягоды.
@@pushgame8275 у меня мозг болит после прочтения вашего комментария (без обид). это не то, как это работает, меняется только цвет банки. мы на самом деле не видим жидкости. Кроме того, извините, если у меня плохая грамматика, потому что я использую Google Translate.
scouts reaction tho when he realizes no ball
I like how you used the voice line “oh there’s my ball” when scout changed back to male
If Scout drank the white potion and became Fem Scout, then will Demoman become Demowoman?
I wouldn't miss with this woman
Demoma'am
Dem-owo-man
Briseur De Lance I think Femoman would be working too XD
Best not to think about it
'I am a invincible unicorn!'-some scout on LSD
xDDDDD
what's lsd?
Ghost Gaming cocaine*
Zarow 11 A narcotic drug.
"I AM AN INVINCIBLE UNICORN!!" XD
“I’m not gay, but 20$ is 20$!”
2:41
Heavy: Heavy is PRETTY [what] HUH [muscular heavy]
2:40 imagine staring conversation with a girl by saying "*your name* is pretty"
*mission failed*
@@ilovememes3919 we'l get em next time
Would get me ngl
You conquer it automatically
Everyones reaction seems logical since they’ve been battling for way too long and have probably not seen a female creature in a long time now
I mean,miss Pauling exists
@@ruyfire6913 yeah but they never actually see her, except expiration date, she just assigns contracts and stuff
@@ruyfire6913 Miss Pauling never hits on them. She's sort of a bro to the team, not even a love interest
@@sparrowanon apart from Scout himself, but yeah other than that they mostly have a mutual work relationship since she’s the administrator’s assistant
@@Johnny_Serenity Well yeah Scout is pushy with every lady he finds TBH.
4:23 “oh there’s my ball”
Kinda got me there
But wheres his other ball
@@chitosetakaki9385 😂😂😂
3:07 that face though... melts my heart. :3XD
Im not the only one XD
Red Pyro
Harun Silitonga yeah?
same here
That's was supposed to be the kiss of love, but it turn into pure horror for me.
Legend has it pyro is still chasing sniper to this day
Pyro mad zesty
2:53
Heavy: kiss me
Scout: N o
Heavy: AAAAHHH NOOOO
one simple "no" can hurt a russian feeling
Especially when you ask "Do you want do drink vodka with me?"
@@BigWarthog noone would ever say no to vodka, noone
@@BigWarthog не против ли выпить со мной за компанию?
@@BigWarthog pain..
"Some people think they can out smart me. Maybe.... maybe.
I am yet to meet one that can outsmart rejection."
"Grass gross birds fly sunshine and brother, i hate people"
Unicorn power?
Legend has it that snipers a good kisser
Is it odd that I can see that?!
Ydgeje😆
Hes a professional
And professionals have standards.
69 likes lol
This is just 5 minutes of red team simping for gender bent scout
Even scouts dad
I think that's the joke
Medic doesn't simp
This is XD
The poor spy was such a gentleman 😂
Pick up master.
Ikr
Our French bready gentleness is now ruined. Quelle déception....
But he was technically hitting on his own son
Krazy Pyro yep
4:25 “there’s my ball” wait a damn minute…
Rule34: allow me to introduce myself.
TF2 has already a lot of NSFW stuff between the male characters though. I bet more than 90% of the fanarts and fanfictions are yaoi-related.
Lol
FBI : allow US to introduce areselfs
Heavy : NO
@@eatpant4ever i think i would want god to make me forget this
Poor Red Spy. He's just being a proper gentleman.
Corruption Ain Morte He's showing some respect to Femscout. Well, he does know how to charm and that.
Exactly!
stale meme Your profile pic matches your name
Scout Scout but if he accepted he would be gay
Spy - senpai is a womanizer，but he knows how to charm people.XD
（BUT I LUV LEVI XDDD）
2:06 did I just hear pyro that's an a--hole
No he says « excellent job ! »
I died laughing
PLZZZ
I heard gibberish until I read this comment.
Wtf did he say
Scout: looks at pile of wood
“*oh, that is BEAUTIFUL!*”
2:40
"Heavy is pretty 👁👄👁"
-red heavy
"👁️👄👁️" It's not funny
"👁👄👁" is not funny bro
@@zhongxina1062 oh no 😂 I was just sayin thass how heavy looked
@@zhongxina1062 But he was quoting, and thats what heavy said
@@zhongxina1062 I concur
I love how the BLU team is really SFM but the entire RED team is very GMODdy
Wow female scout doesn’t even need a gun to kill
The power of a woman slap. Its more powerfull than 100% shaggy power
@@Kutoi-The-Wine-Lover That is so extremely false
@@SSFallingTTB haha no
@@Kutoi-The-Wine-Lover 100% shaggy is literally omnipotent. He could tap someone and they be erased.
@@SSFallingTTB a woman slap can delete shaggy
legend says pyro is still chasing sniper.
Female scout would have a chance with miss Pauling.
Yeah i heard that shes supposed to be lesbian?
@@commanderlackgaming1230 wtf
@@victoresquirche6052 she sacrificed so much for the administrator, and to be honest I don't blame her, they both kinda Thicc though
Assdeed
@@elgordobondiola w h a t
That's why you don't take unprescribed medications.
Mafic what u mean?
Unicorn power!! I'm so late
Especially from a doctor that lost his medical liscense...
Lol
Uhm..... he...... ya...... he dink dat bonk not medicine.....
Uhm ya... yuo kno......
*sniff*
i died at the part where heavy said "Heavy is pretty"
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅🏴
Cuz he is right
Always has been
2:41 heavy is truly pretty
Pretty pretty
2:34 me when a girl verbally harms me
S I M P : ))
FUCKING WEEBS
@@Leahhh1220
yo wtf man
Dude this made me laugh out loud lmao
@@Leahhh1220 *you don't get the joke lol*
2:28 when you smell something wrong and your trying to figure it out
Templar
Ok that's pretty funny
In Meet The Spy, I thought the red spy was in love with the Scout’s mother, so he’s cheating on the scout’s mother with her daughter, *sounds familiar*
L
A
B
A
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I can’t believe this was all a setup for a “there’s my ball” joke, lmao.
"I AM AN INVINCIBLE UNICORN!" -scout
Invincible unicorn
.Invisible Unicorn
…Invincible Unicorn
Unicorn power also by -scout
Invincible unicorn
I expected this to be creepily sexual. I was pleasantly surprised that it wasn't
Cake Animates me to mah spah
Cake Animates hahha I hear ya
Cake Animates yea
It was
The elite I think they meant fetish art like transformation.
2:40 - 2:58 My skills in picking girls up
XDDDD
I think your my Lost brother
Indeed
Haha me too
Marko Tulis Same
4:24 He lost his other ball in the war.
4:29 is it just me or is Scout kinda cute when he poses like this?
Your not the only one here pal :)
😅👌
For a ruthless killer, he's a good boy!
😍
Gay
I wonder what Miss Pauling would think if this actually happened...
Gaming Butterfly isn't she a lesbian? If so then.....( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ytp lesbian love story
These dudes didn’t even know how old this “random girl” was and just went straight for it
Edit: I’m also not saying that Scout IS underage I’m just saying that he looks like he is (fem version)
She looks old enough.....
she look atleast 14 which is okay
not too old
@@hunni_chan Hmmmmmmmmmmm
Where is your long story Mr Hippo
R34: allow us to in-
R63: *allow* *us* *to* *introduce* *ourselves*
Scout- Probably American
Soldier- American
Medic- German
Spy- Italian/French
Heavy- Russian
Pyro- I have no idea what he is
Demoman- Scottish
Sniper- Australian/British
no, Heavy is Soviet
Pyro is british( i saw this on a random video)
@@gachagamingfox agree
people shouldn't mess russia and soviet union
heavy can originate from any post soviet country
@@BaconGaming6969 how does he sip tee ?
Hold up, Australian/British? 💀💀 Bruv that's not the same country 💀
4:25 oh, there’s my ball! Just...just one?
Uh
*What happened to the other one?!*
Hmmmmmm...
scout is hitler
@@pvt.goofball4985 nein, medic is
After 5 years I'm still wondering why medic made the potion
medic made the fem-pyro mod confirmed
or maybe it could be a mixture with some of the bonk that made it that way
maybe the potion wasn't ready at all, and scout drinked it
Science
Sell it as super hrt. Become the richest person in existence
I'm *TRIGGERED* because the blue scout drink the red BONK
And worst of all , I couldn't find any comment about that !
*_Mah bonk!_*
I found 3 oh wait...make that four
Boink!
Probably because how source filmmaker works
It's kind of broken
those are the effects of they drink the wrong color
2:30
Scout:*slaps spy*
Spy: does nothing
Also spy:*cries off*
Heavy: *big smile*
scout : * drinks medic potion
the potion : you have lost pp privlages
Good now we'll learn how to make women squirt
*by being one*
I too am a invincible unicorn
furry fuck
Ok
uhh okay
UR A FAKE UNICORN, CUZ U USED A INSTEAD OF AN. BUT I AM TRULY AN INVINCIBLE UNICORN....
*UNICORN POWER*
Scout: There is my ball!
Adolf H: *Relatable*
oh yeah
Huh?
LEGEND SAYS PYRO IS STILL CHASING SNIPER
Fr 😂
No one:
Literally nobody:
Not single soul:
Absolutely nobody in all universe:
Scout: *UNICORN POWER!!!!*
1:43 Okay. Definitely hilarious.
He checks out his- her certain part for a while but it gets cut
Confirms he is a she by... nvm
@@pureanarchy257 tf industries:oh look we got new member of millitary
I just realised that part that scout is checking out his... Frontal hole
You sonova simp
at least heavy didn't drink the.... potion.... whatever
Lego Man demo did.
Why did the Medic made a Transgender potion anyway???
Considering the surprised look on his face when he saw FemScout, I don't think that was the intention. LOL
Derp Ink, with medics intelligence he could become a multi millionaire, but medic doesn't care. Everything he does is out of curiosity.
Rorynator, But why???
Pro tip: do not drink the white liquid (optional)
1:12 How it feels to chew 5 gum
What i want to taste chew five gum
Stimulate your senses
@@Kaizermanningtons284 tell me where is the chew five gum
"There's my ball!" Where's the other?
lol
under demomans eye patch
He busted it with his bat
It Got Ded
XD
scout should have stayed female because it would make his job a lot easier when capturing the intel
+Jared Garleb :P
Yea but then the other team would just chase scout unless they had females
Ya but then the scout could lead the other team into a trap where blue team is waiting for them
+Rullis True
+SNyP Deadly it was a joke..
2:22
NO BRO
THAT'S YOUR DAUGHTER YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
I feel so bad for the Red Spy xD
Fortress22 rest in pieces
Fortress22 you can say that again and me to
He was just being a proper gentleman...
Fortress
Fortress22 he never thought bout u anyway
For the guy who translated this to Turkish:
Wtf
Lol they did good tbh
there is only one translation and it is turkish?
Harbi he sondaki dansın adı konga bile değil
Lan harbi Türkçe altyazı var 😳
That's good for Turkish people
4:36
Author: The name of dance is Konga
Kazotsky kick: RED SPY IN THE BASE!
2:31 that slap was personal💀
This is pretty much how every female gamer feels in the online community.
Fr. I prefer to just watch others play games or find ones that arent multiplayer now
Multi-player is life.
That was the most gayest comment ever bro
My girlfriend usually prefers singleplayer games over multiplayer/online for the same reason as well, I kinda feel bad for her so I'm hoping I can convince her to try out the latter
@@RealRuruu simp
When you get killed by a random crit 2:49
So true
When dose it never happen
His girl version sounds like Ranma....Speaking of Ranma, this whole idea reminds me of Ranma 1/2.
Haha, Same
“Ooh! There’s my ball!” Bro I literally wouldn’t stop laughing for 10 hours straight 😂
lol meet the Female sandvich
Very good idea!
Heck yea !
The sandwich IS female
Dude that would mean heavy will always eat her crotch ?
YESS WE NEED IT
2:49 better than *scout face*
тогда в чём смысл твоего вопроса?
Um what
WTH
speak english pls
Darwin Only there Russian what did you expect
Female voice is pretty soft and funny
._.
Her voice made my peepee hard. 😐
😶😐😒😐😶
Commander Shepard simp
@@Commander_Shepard. 😂
This is every TF2 players reaction when they see a woman
Fr
BLU Spy: Gentlemen, Look! That scout is a woman!
*BLU Team Starts Laughing At The BLU Femscout*
All except the Medic