The only original thing Family Guy has is the design of the characters. Everything else are just pop references and laziness. Don't know why it's so popular.
My favorite line , i cant remember which episode it was...Ryan was like...you deposit $1000 when the ugly teller is working, then you withdraw $1000 when the cute teller is in, you keep repeating this and she will think you're a millionare and want to go out with you.
It's so fucking hilarious nowadays, when he's talking about being into serial killers, and how he reads a lot of books on serial killers, and this is somehow supposed to be a turn-off to women, in the day and age when a great many women are obsessed with watching serial killer shows.
Apart from the few clips of 'Whose Line Is it Anyway?', most of it is from a sitcom called 'The Drew Carey Show' where Ryan played a character called Lewis.
Drews fake laugh at the end was funny and Ryans look to the audience when they applauded at Colins joke. Poor Lewis, he really does try his best to get the girls
How would you like to spend the rest of your life at the bottom of the ocean? I read a book on a serial killer from Seattle. Most serial killers boast about their crimes that’s how they get caught. That’s not a mistake I would make. So where exactly do you live? Lol best lines ever I am pulling this with girls.
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if he came up to me and said any of those lines i would fall for him because its ryan stiles
"i play Lewis on the drew Carey show"
Ryan to the audience "NO STOP NO LAUGHING "
kissing is just pressing your lips to the sweet end of 66 feet of intestines... i am using that one
I was looking for this quote!
😂😂😂😂
Ryan: "So are you a women or... an Angel who's wings have been hacked off by some Sicko?"
Best line ever!!!
I always liked "So if that leg is Thanksgiving and that leg is Christmas, what do you say to me spending some time between holidays?"
Ryan is the best.
The Original Glen Quagmire.
Quagmire actually does have some success though.
A true master hopes that their students go on to be greater then them.
Nooo, Glen is Suckessful
The only original thing Family Guy has is the design of the characters. Everything else are just pop references and laziness. Don't know why it's so popular.
Well it sucks now. But for awhile the randomness of the humor was pretty appealing.
“Look what happens when we stay sober and they get drunk.”
“Look at that!”
7:25 Drew’s triumphant laughter at the joke made at Ryan’s expense.
My favorite line , i cant remember which episode it was...Ryan was like...you deposit $1000 when the ugly teller is working, then you withdraw $1000 when the cute teller is in, you keep repeating this and she will think you're a millionare and want to go out with you.
those ladies are turning down the deal of a lifetime
For all the fat jokes, Drew made Ryan say the worst pick up lines
"What's long and red right behind you?" 😂😂😂😂
This is too funny!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I think all women are beautiful, that's how desperate I am" ~ Lewis
"ooh la la, daddy likes"
oh ryan...
"You know, most serial killers get caught because they boast about their crimes? That's not a mistake I'd make. So... where exactly do you live?"
Where's "So, how'd you like to go back to my place and stare at the ceiling for 30 minutes while I make up excuses?"
Omg, hysterical.
I used to have such a crush on him lol
BlueFlameBird I still do
Used to?? Oh honey, you've got another thing coming
I still do. He's sexy.
i still do, hes so yummy
Oh goodness, Ryan said, "Daddy" and I nearly fell out of my chair. He's just so amazing. x3
I love the "As we say in the counseling game, there's no closure with your...clothes on" line lol
DarkPaladin24
Oh I'm sorry. You're not as screwed up as you made yourself out to be. 😂😂😂😂😂
In colins voice.. boy Ryan sure does have style... laugh... in his last name.. bigger laugh.. ur welcome
Ryan Stiles made the Drew Carey Show epic..and it was one of the best shows on TV
Nowadays the line about serial killers would probably work.
"hey beautiful. how would u like to take a bath without ever stepping foot in a tub". lmao. thats some funny fucking shit
i used yo watch this when i was a little kid...man does this bring memories
wish they would put this back on the tv it beats anything around these days
'I was once part of the letter "h"'
the funniest one was "hey what do u say we bocott our clothes" gets me every time XD
"Hey, I've got cable." Unlikely to work in the mid-'90's but now we have "Netflix and chill."
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.. Thank you.
oooh 1:07 ryan is not wearing a long sleeved shirt.. he looks so much better..
love ryan. ♥♥
I love how you started with whose like an ended with it too. That was one of my favorite scenes from a hat moments!
ryan's hilarious! thanks for the vid!
Colin: "I play Lewis on the Drew Carey show"
Ryan: "NO NO NO!!!"
Drew: "BAHAHAHAHAHA"
Ryan's so cute I think I wouldn't of cared for the pick up lines
I play Louis on the Drew Carey show.
God I love Colin.
Im thank God for the creation of Ryan Stiles
I forgot how much I love the Drew Carey Show :)
- I am - thank God- a lesbian = I love that line xd
Hate that line
Edo mazo Whose line was it anyway?
Bloom HD Tasha Yar's
"Kissing is just putting your lips on the sweet end of 66 feet of intestines". LOL!!! I've never forgot that line!
"so are you a woman or an angel whose wings have been hacked off by some sicko..."
Freaking priceless! Love Ryan Stiles... so hot!
barney stinson is that your dad?
No his father is bob barker lol.
"This is your lucky Saint Patrick's Day."
"'Cause we're magically delicious!"
Oh, how I love Colin Mochrie. He makes a mockery of life in the best of ways.
I wouldnt reject any of Ryan's lines. ;D
Oh, boy! RYAN! Take me right NOW!
That serial killer talk would have worked on me
Ryan Stiles is the best
Exactly what I was thinking. He's like Barry Stinson haha
It's so fucking hilarious nowadays, when he's talking about being into serial killers, and how he reads a lot of books on serial killers, and this is somehow supposed to be a turn-off to women, in the day and age when a great many women are obsessed with watching serial killer shows.
Ryan is so cool
As long as it's Ryan, I would fall for any of those lines :P
the serial killer part killed me
lol i think that is probably the most unique one of the lot! made me laugh the most!
AWW hell yeah man! thanks!!! LOL!! I think im going to torrent the series now!
lmao now i know why colin says that
5:18 The look she gives him! 😂😂
Reminds me of Hawkeye Pierce
yes!!! omg but he needs more liquor.
How'd you like to spend the rest of your life at the bottom of the ocean.. LOL. I cried to that
~ I love Ryan so much.
"I read a lot of books about serial killers."
Apart from the few clips of 'Whose Line Is it Anyway?', most of it is from a sitcom called 'The Drew Carey Show' where Ryan played a character called Lewis.
These days someone could say they read a lot about serial killers and the girl would say OMG ME TOO 😂
So where EXACTLY do you live? 😂😂😂
That was a great ending scene for this clip!
I could watch these clips all day long, hahahahaha
I'd be like: "whatever you say, I'm yours!"
Ladies, you just thought you heard all the worst pick up lines until you discovered Lewis from the Drew Carey Show.
Just finished watching the Drew Carey Show series in less than two weeks
Where can I buy the entire series???
Drews fake laugh at the end was funny and Ryans look to the audience when they applauded at Colins joke. Poor Lewis, he really does try his best to get the girls
The last one was the perfect ending.
Haha after all of those Ryan clips, Colin comes in and kills it (in the good way).
the "water goddess" line is the best!
“I once kissed Captain Hair…”
that makes colin's so much funnier now that I know what type of character lewis is
@BlueSmoothie4Eva
thanks for ur help! no full episodes, but good enough to see ryan saying 'Nooooooo' again ;)
1:12 my favorite
'what's long, red and right behind you' :D:D:D
Oh my god, I remember TBS Superstation! I never see this show on syndication. Too bad.
the intestine thing is something you can never, ever unhear.
i loved the ending!
I like using corny pick up lines. I'm using these
are you some angel whose had there wings hacked off LOL
Story of my life right here
Lewis is Everyman.
Especially me.
5:40 The start of Bioshock....
Is that show called the Drew Carey Show? i would watch the hell outta that. I love Stiles!
lmfao loved the ending !!!
@mathill I find him extremely attractive.
Honestly, these days you could get further with the serial killer bit.
that last one was the best xD
6:48 random fact thats the same dry cleaners set they used on seinfeld
Pick one volume level and stick with it.
5:42 "I'm building a city under the sea." Ryan Stiles is Andrew Ryan!
How would you like to spend the rest of your life at the bottom of the ocean? I read a book on a serial killer from Seattle. Most serial killers boast about their crimes that’s how they get caught. That’s not a mistake I would make. So where exactly do you live? Lol best lines ever I am pulling this with girls.
I don't get why those women would turn him down :) even if it was on a tv show...
LMAO XD I love Lewis XD
"SO ARE YOUR LEGS TIRED??... CUZ YOU BE RUNNING ON MY MIND ALL NIGHT LONG"
Hahahaha his face at 7:00.
I.Love.Him:-)
i love the serial killer one