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  • Опубліковано 9 чер 2018
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  • @IMortalNemesisI
    @IMortalNemesisI 6 років тому +2534

    "I can easily solo her I'm just not gonna."
    *dies*

    • @ceral1871
      @ceral1871 3 роки тому +2

      Died

    • @GusDiazz
      @GusDiazz 2 роки тому

      He's so bad its fucking hilarious lol

    • @iKanoodle
      @iKanoodle 2 роки тому +3

      Me summoning for Pontiff on my first ds3 run after failing 20 times

    • @mahdi4846
      @mahdi4846 Рік тому +3

      Famous last words

  • @indiomoustafa2047
    @indiomoustafa2047 6 років тому +2289

    Idk why people would say the ceaseless discharge cheese was patched. It's a feature, you're meant to be able to do it. He has animations specifically for holding onto the edge and a falling animation, they wouldn't put details in the game like that if they weren't going to use them.

    • @jerryflames2937
      @jerryflames2937 5 років тому +25

      what do you mean exactly? can you explain what that is or point in the video where that happens?

    • @gsilvy4k570
      @gsilvy4k570 5 років тому +148

      @@jerryflames2937 Basically it was just a thing you could do in the original dark souls where you just had to stay at the fog and wait for ceaseless to fall off the cliff and die. Im assuming they changed it was so that people would actually fight ceaseless instead of cheesing him.

    • @lordofsandvich3630
      @lordofsandvich3630 5 років тому +259

      I don’t think it was patched, I just think people don’t know how it actually works

    • @TheOriginalPhatMan
      @TheOriginalPhatMan 4 роки тому +102

      It isn't patched lmao, I do it every play through still.

    • @parents5432
      @parents5432 4 роки тому +6

      This was around in the original too at least on Xbox

  • @SaltyRivenMain
    @SaltyRivenMain 6 років тому +3316

    The plunging attack is the most reliable move in the game

    • @kaidenfelder
      @kaidenfelder 5 років тому +66

      Ever hear of the backstab

    • @link11913
      @link11913 4 роки тому +277

      "I don't even have this game"

    • @spook3112
      @spook3112 4 роки тому +113

      Raving Lunatic “oh that’s how you do it, you attack from the front”

    • @hookoffthejab1
      @hookoffthejab1 4 роки тому +7

      That's a good one

    • @oofums2705
      @oofums2705 4 роки тому +65

      Thank you dark souls

  • @Oxidized
    @Oxidized 6 років тому +2097

    Beaten in 27 minutes? That's a new WR.

    • @deadsparta6600
      @deadsparta6600 6 років тому +39

      Nope, someone already got 25 I'm pretty sure

    • @gabrielantunez7642
      @gabrielantunez7642 6 років тому +44

      Killian experience did it first and in 12 minutes

    • @pinkablink9488
      @pinkablink9488 4 роки тому +57

      Wall Jug it’s not even a wooosh

    • @Jordan-bh9cf
      @Jordan-bh9cf 4 роки тому +44

      @@pinkablink9488 Ignore him hes special

    • @colewygans1278
      @colewygans1278 4 роки тому +62

      @@Jordan-bh9cf aren't all Redditors?

  • @noahjohnson6922
    @noahjohnson6922 3 роки тому +481

    Since the soul of cinder in ds3 is comprised of all the lords of cinder, you canonically fight zitler in ds3

    • @joedave4489
      @joedave4489 2 роки тому +2

      Pretty sure the chosen undead doesn’t become a lord

    • @johncox187
      @johncox187 2 роки тому +73

      @@joedave4489 Anyone who successfully links the flame becomes a Lord of Cinder

    • @MrcreeperDXD777
      @MrcreeperDXD777 Рік тому +10

      @@joedave4489 its confirmed the chosen undead is SoC's phase 1. He uses strength builds(greatsword), dex builds(curved sword, spear), sorceries, miracles, pyromancies, he even uses the backflip ring even though it doesnt exist in ds3.

  • @Garr3ttGuy
    @Garr3ttGuy 4 роки тому +197

    Certainly wasn't expecting it to skip from O&S straight to Gwyn

    • @spencer_sauce
      @spencer_sauce Рік тому +1

      Well I mean all the late game areas and bosses (bed of chaos) are pretty bad

  • @Bluehawk2008
    @Bluehawk2008 6 років тому +576

    Zitler and his "zvell-hander" are a force to be reckoned with.

    • @wor4656
      @wor4656 6 років тому +58

      Its a Zithander

    • @rudirussel2828
      @rudirussel2828 5 років тому +11

      @@wor4656 First he pronounced it "Zvell" and then "Zit". Please tell me that this is an inside joke where he pronounces "Zwei" every time diffrent.

  • @cody10184
    @cody10184 5 років тому +1768

    Yo when HentaiLover took the shots for you
    that's love

    • @connorbollinger4418
      @connorbollinger4418 4 роки тому +1

      I just wanted to be the only comment

    • @_JoeVer
      @_JoeVer 4 роки тому +12

      @@connorbollinger4418 well now you're not hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahaahahhdhsgghjdgfsgjsahahahha

    • @connorbollinger4418
      @connorbollinger4418 4 роки тому +1

      Chunky Chad ahhh u fucker

    • @Luukaar
      @Luukaar 4 роки тому +6

      When good replies are rarer than a dinosaur fossil

    • @Snagoot
      @Snagoot 4 роки тому

      Luthor is kil rather

  • @TheFuchsl666
    @TheFuchsl666 6 років тому +1147

    I don't get people who think that the ceaseless cheese is something that they will patch. It obviously isn't a glitch or an unintended mechanic.

    • @ThatStraySheep
      @ThatStraySheep 6 років тому +45

      If I remember right, it originally was a glitch, but the people at FromSoft loved it so much they gave it an animation and made it an official mechanic.

    • @blindtreeman8052
      @blindtreeman8052 5 років тому +187

      @@ThatStraySheep where the heck are you getting that information?, cause its hella wrong

    • @jonathanmoisesmendozarodri1181
      @jonathanmoisesmendozarodri1181 5 років тому +224

      @@blindtreeman8052 Straight from his ass, that's where.

    • @dame3323
      @dame3323 5 років тому +5

      @@blindtreeman8052 Whats the truth?

    • @jprec5174
      @jprec5174 4 роки тому +44

      @Cameron Allen Dude Epic Name Bro, who has interviewed Miyazaki and other DS1 developers, confirmed that it was intended to have ceaseless fall down.

  • @SuperGamingDude
    @SuperGamingDude 6 років тому +2529

    Yeah he’s cool and all but I don’t think he can take on beef testosterone

    • @yamnbam4346
      @yamnbam4346 6 років тому +31

      SuperGaming Dude or captain pronin.

    • @TheMamboza
      @TheMamboza 6 років тому +50

      Or even Chef Vortivask...

    • @jjlincoln9828
      @jjlincoln9828 6 років тому +34

      Or cowman

    • @yamnbam4346
      @yamnbam4346 6 років тому +27

      FABULAS or professor sad

    • @dankmctwist6575
      @dankmctwist6575 6 років тому +13

      SuperGaming Dude if he teams up with zit Romney he can

  • @MeGustaR00sta
    @MeGustaR00sta 6 років тому +357

    “ I go out on my own terms”
    Just like Hitler. Like father like son, I’m proud of you Zitler

  • @jsone42
    @jsone42 6 років тому +5520

    What did they remaster? The font?

    • @MrBevoRules
      @MrBevoRules 6 років тому +630

      Jsone It looks the way I remember it looking back in the day, so they must have improved it. The spell graphics are much better. But, yeah, they could have done way more.

    • @mr.pissshivers
      @mr.pissshivers 5 років тому +501

      What do you mean? Can't you tell the H U G E difference Blighttown at 60fps makes?

    • @jynxed66six54
      @jynxed66six54 5 років тому +362

      im a little late, but heres the big shit they changed
      spells look nicer
      SOME textures look better
      some also look worse
      lighting changed, but its worse in some areas
      fixed some small bugs that were more fun than anything
      ankles dont follow direction change in a roll
      you can change resolution and ui size (which a mod did 30 minutes after the game released, so it doesnt matter)
      and they added one extra bonfire, totally worth it for that alone
      heres what they didnt fix
      priscillas game breaking bug where you get locked in her dialogue
      the stone sword buff glitch is still there
      the random doors and lifts floating around
      they unfixed invasions in a very incompetent way. the games dead now, so it doesnt matter, but it was bad. people got twinked hard
      most of the big time bugs
      the UI wasnt improved despite really needing it
      literally anything that should have been changed

    • @madthrasher88
      @madthrasher88 5 років тому +58

      Console ports previous to the remaster were 30fps with huge frame dips on a lot of areas like certain bosses and the famed blightotwn being even lower than 30fps. the textures look waaay better as well.

    • @edward7048
      @edward7048 5 років тому +31

      Joseph Payne you missed the vamos bonfire, the true reason to buy this game

  • @Aidan-tc2kg
    @Aidan-tc2kg 4 роки тому +342

    The final fight shows literally no skill or intelligence and I love it

    • @user-tk2lf1dv3s
      @user-tk2lf1dv3s 3 роки тому +28

      *p o i s e* ( in all honesty i did the same for manus)

    • @Uhg56
      @Uhg56 3 роки тому +30

      @@user-tk2lf1dv3s What I do every time for the four kings.

    • @keoghsher1032
      @keoghsher1032 3 роки тому +6

      @@Uhg56 POISE BOIS

    • @Uhg56
      @Uhg56 3 роки тому +2

      @@keoghsher1032 POISE BOIS FOREVER!!!

    • @sanmiai111
      @sanmiai111 Рік тому

      @@Uhg56 havels armour is easy mode for dark souls

  • @iank472
    @iank472 2 роки тому +66

    It is truly awe inspiring when someone creates a Dark Souls character that's actually better looking as a hollow.

  • @honkhonk5000
    @honkhonk5000 6 років тому +256

    Don’t be sad because it happened. Smile because it happened again.

  • @vonotto4358
    @vonotto4358 6 років тому +227

    I was like "how is he that bad" then I heard the word keyboard and I undestood everything

    • @div6969
      @div6969 3 роки тому +17

      Well I play on keyboard too and I'm much better. It's worse than controller but I'd say you can adapt. People make it sound like it's impossible but I've already best the game twice.

    • @Kelpic
      @Kelpic 3 роки тому +16

      @@div6969 Yea I've played ds1 and ds3 on keyboard and it was fine. Idk why so many people make it sound like this ultimate challenge

    • @nathancassanova3001
      @nathancassanova3001 2 роки тому +6

      I don't like controller, I prefer keyboard, call me a psycho but I just feel the controls are more comfy on keyboard for me

    • @gongster5821
      @gongster5821 2 роки тому

      Ive beaten ds1 and ds3 with keyboard multiple times

  • @Knorkrax
    @Knorkrax 6 років тому +726

    I see they added a new covenant in this demaster: The Sun-burnt Bros

    • @TheDoctorlike
      @TheDoctorlike 6 років тому +5

      Oh my god that was a perfect joke

    • @deadsparta6600
      @deadsparta6600 6 років тому

      LUL

    • @irocc
      @irocc 6 років тому +5

      The remaster is the perfect textbook example of what not to do with better hardware. And some anuses think that The remaster is he best way to play it. The remaster has only good pvp.

    • @irocc
      @irocc 5 років тому

      Yeah graphics and taken out lag are the only things I've seen with that. I might get it on switch.

    • @BRO56002
      @BRO56002 5 років тому

      @@jordanmyers1450 i only have remastered on pc cuz i played on ps3 up until 2018, now i want the original cuz of all the mods available for it but game codes are like $80

  • @snakeshepard9761
    @snakeshepard9761 6 років тому +91

    Dark Souls Remoistured

  • @SolaireOAstora
    @SolaireOAstora 6 років тому +57

    I can proudly say I watched this man cheese havel for 9 hours straight

  • @ChaosMieter
    @ChaosMieter 6 років тому +388

    "dark souls is hard" people tell me as I watch a bursting zit move a total of 5 feet while fighting the last boss

    • @alexstromberg7696
      @alexstromberg7696 5 років тому +16

      Maybe try the last boss without knowing how to cheese him

    • @PotassiumLover33
      @PotassiumLover33 4 роки тому +5

      @@alexstromberg7696 still ez

    • @alexstromberg7696
      @alexstromberg7696 4 роки тому +8

      @@PotassiumLover33 yeah sure

    • @Jaqen-HGhar
      @Jaqen-HGhar 3 роки тому +15

      @@alexstromberg7696 dark souls is hard implies that there isn't a way to cheese. Whenever people ask for there to be difficulty modes added to Souls games the GIt Gud faction freak out cause they act like beating Souls games is some sign of being an elite gamer. This despite the fact that literally every Soulsborne game has had a way to cheese through it (nevermind scripts and hacks) which makes their argument meaningless. They would just be mad if the Soulsborne games got difficulty modes because they wouldn't be able to lord their supposed accomplishments over others anymore. This despite the fact that other games with difficulty modes are just as hard as Souls games on their hardest difficulties.

    • @jessedelaria828
      @jessedelaria828 3 роки тому +3

      Poise in DS1 is really busted 🤣🤣

  • @jotarokujo3603
    @jotarokujo3603 4 роки тому +29

    Watching a grown man cheese his way through dark souls is the cleanest, best pleasure.

  • @beingsactual
    @beingsactual 6 років тому +66

    On that brief *"YOU DIED"* flash at 4:14 so did I.

  • @silass3409
    @silass3409 5 років тому +61

    The ending cutscene was Zitler finally popping

  • @BEEDRILL303
    @BEEDRILL303 6 років тому +265

    he looks like the old guy from courage the cowardly dog.

    • @ScarletAnachronism
      @ScarletAnachronism 6 років тому +1

      You're not wrong....

    • @jackrichardson4089
      @jackrichardson4089 6 років тому +20

      Stupid dog, you're making me gay

    • @MC96-
      @MC96- 6 років тому +3

      Yeah they made that comparison on stream where he looks like Eustace when he tried to thread the needle and his eyes started popping :D

    • @GluteusMasochis
      @GluteusMasochis 6 років тому +9

      Where's me mallet!?!?

  • @ThatGuy-et5py
    @ThatGuy-et5py 5 років тому +232

    19:35 could you repeat that, i cant hear you over the sound of that comedic timing

  • @penguinz0
    @penguinz0  6 років тому +3

    Thanks to Random Videos for editing this ua-cam.com/users/McRaeTube

  • @geoffdestroyerofrealms9045
    @geoffdestroyerofrealms9045 6 років тому +42

    The groan of satisfaction when you managed to kill Havel made me laugh more than I'd like to admit.

  • @stoneocean4760
    @stoneocean4760 6 років тому +363

    "when will cr1tikal show emotion when he speaks"
    *top10 questions science cant answer*

  • @TheAUTcheker
    @TheAUTcheker 6 років тому +91

    Professor Sad Remastered

    • @wavyflac
      @wavyflac 6 років тому +4

      Professor Sad 2: Electric Boogaloo

  • @RandomVideos2
    @RandomVideos2 6 років тому +565

    Nice editing on this one! I wonder who edited it 😉

    • @penny1992
      @penny1992 6 років тому +57

      I was just wondering how he decided what goes in the compilation. Makes more sense that he lets someone else edit it. Did you watch all of the streams or just skip through?

    • @milesedgeworth132
      @milesedgeworth132 6 років тому +95

      This is why YOU should be on the podcast instead of Jmak. He might streamsnipe a lot, but you put in that elbow grease 24/7.

    • @GuitarPlayer728
      @GuitarPlayer728 6 років тому +5

      Did nothing interesting happen for the lord souls or something?

    • @Raiden2105
      @Raiden2105 6 років тому +3

      You cut out of the video, I can't believe you did this to me.

    • @juice6199
      @juice6199 5 років тому +3

      NickCA How much money did you spend trying to tell Charlie stuff? You kept slamming down those $5's

  • @Furionic696
    @Furionic696 6 років тому +40

    Doesn't add 40 minute search for Very Large Ember in New Londo 2 flights of stairs above********

  • @marisoto7442
    @marisoto7442 6 років тому +31

    19:36 best part of the whole stream

  • @monolithic7739
    @monolithic7739 3 роки тому +11

    This is it.
    I have finally found it.
    The pinnacle of Dark Souls gameplay.

  • @joethestrat
    @joethestrat 4 роки тому +324

    It's actually impressive how unimpressive almost every fight in this vid was lol.
    And I don't even like Lautrec... But damn he got done dirty lmao. Gwyn was just sad.

    • @scottbecker4367
      @scottbecker4367 4 роки тому +17

      Poise for days>Burny Boi

    • @fiso64
      @fiso64 4 роки тому +13

      Yeah parrying or poising Gwyn's attacks kinda takes the fun out of the game

    • @Gnurklesquimp
      @Gnurklesquimp 3 роки тому +2

      Those point downs were brutal

    • @timberd1513
      @timberd1513 3 роки тому

      fiso64 I mean, it’s efficient. Why make it harder on yourself?

    • @fiso64
      @fiso64 3 роки тому +14

      @@timberd1513 There are plenty of ways to get absolutely op in ds1, but challenging yourself is more fun.

  • @mediding7001
    @mediding7001 6 років тому +33

    I wish someone could compile all of his character customization moments.

  • @DavidLIVE_
    @DavidLIVE_ 11 місяців тому +2

    This is my favorite video on the entire channel

  • @andrewmccumber5871
    @andrewmccumber5871 3 роки тому +12

    A universe exists where Charlie never saw the zitler name in chat

    • @QuackEternal
      @QuackEternal 3 роки тому +2

      that's the doomsday scenario. if you thought covid was bad, just wait until you see covid without the protection of zitler

  • @cocoxo136
    @cocoxo136 6 років тому +91

    I think this remaster needs another remaster.

    • @altoroark4233
      @altoroark4233 6 років тому +6

      Absolutely not. Bandai Namco has done enough damage already.

    • @Scottyy788
      @Scottyy788 4 роки тому +23

      @@altoroark4233 What did they damage? The feelings of people who prefer their pc ports locked at 30fps?

    • @WellBeSerious12
      @WellBeSerious12 4 роки тому +1

      And call it Remastered Souls Collection (1 - 3).

    • @ColdJoeGaming
      @ColdJoeGaming 4 роки тому

      Makoto Niijima a mod that messes your platforming and fucks with some parts of the game

    • @ianmoffat4459
      @ianmoffat4459 3 роки тому

      How dare u

  • @MRodzor
    @MRodzor 6 років тому

    so blessed by all this recently content keep it up man!!

  • @jonathanmajoros2744
    @jonathanmajoros2744 6 років тому

    i started watching you when you first starting playing darksouls. thanks for the throw back

  • @draxxilion5957
    @draxxilion5957 5 років тому +7

    Such an amazing run, solo and no deaths as well; truly the pinnacle of challenge runs.

  • @beastcoolyo
    @beastcoolyo 6 років тому +11

    I just want to say that you have become my favorite UA-camr. Such a modern profound commentary on all your video keeps me intranced vid after vid keep it up.

  • @corndogrequiem1728
    @corndogrequiem1728 3 роки тому +122

    I started playing this recently, was terrified of Havel. Went to fight him one night, turned out I had already killed him when I was hammered somehow.
    Git drunk, casuals.

    • @MrPiggybossin
      @MrPiggybossin 3 роки тому +13

      actual god

    • @AJ_Ol
      @AJ_Ol 2 роки тому +7

      Nothing like coming home from the bar and firing up some DS

  • @thesaltbucket324
    @thesaltbucket324 4 роки тому +3

    You made me feel so much better about how I play this game...good show

  • @tk0192
    @tk0192 4 роки тому +15

    22:48 if anyone ever decides to make a porn clip with him voicing over, voice clips don't get better than this.

  • @N00bvlog
    @N00bvlog 6 років тому +11

    I've been watching these playthroughs of people struggling to kills Havel and I'm wondering to myself "Why the heck didn't I see this man?" and then at 8:06 I remembered that door. THAT DOOR. When I came to that door in the dark root basin, something was trying to get at me through it and I couldn't unlock it. But I was able to hit Havel through it. I eventually killed him and got some ring or other, but this is the day that I have realized that's how I killed that dude on my first try and why I've never seen him before.
    It's 'cause I killed him through a door.

  • @seanhennessy3968
    @seanhennessy3968 6 років тому +1

    One of the best Skidonic videos yet, I'd say.

  • @Stryfe52
    @Stryfe52 3 роки тому +2

    This is the most Dark Souls 1 Dark Souls 1 video I’ve ever seen.
    The unbelievable amount of deaths to gravity, a death to toxic, absolutely *TERRIBLE* luck, and a lag stab to point down.

  • @avsaucyboi9733
    @avsaucyboi9733 6 років тому +303

    *Moist Souls: Thot Destruction*

  • @datpotatoboi2.076
    @datpotatoboi2.076 6 років тому +36

    Can I reach maximum moisture if I become *FIJI WATER!?*

  • @joshuak5798
    @joshuak5798 5 років тому +2

    The ending shot with *cream, cream, cream, cream, cream* really does just some up all of these streams.

  • @InconspicuousBot
    @InconspicuousBot 4 роки тому +2

    The montage of the boulders in Sen’s Fortress was pure comedy gold. Perfect comedic timing.

  • @sampatterson8986
    @sampatterson8986 6 років тому +632

    More like Dark Souls *PEEMASTERED* amirite?

    • @alvarotiradomoreno9605
      @alvarotiradomoreno9605 6 років тому +36

      Sam Patterson *W E I N E R M A S T E R E D* .

    • @cowe9855
      @cowe9855 6 років тому +1

      yep this is going in my youtube comment compilation

    • @nothanks9089
      @nothanks9089 6 років тому +2

    • @sampatterson8986
      @sampatterson8986 6 років тому +4

      Samuel Baragwanath no I'm 4 and a half

    • @craigcurrie644
      @craigcurrie644 6 років тому

      Sam Patterson it more the love child of dark souls 3 and 1

  • @CaptainEff
    @CaptainEff 6 років тому +13

    24:04 Look I made it into the video guys.

  • @mcmoistyboi4662
    @mcmoistyboi4662 6 років тому +16

    "is there such thing as too moist". THATS LIKE SAYING IS THERE SUCH THING AS TOO THICC. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE

  • @TNeazzy
    @TNeazzy 5 місяців тому +1

    This video is still a masterpiece

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 років тому +277

    I'm upset they didn't remaster the plunging attack.

    • @Nathan-wk6jt
      @Nathan-wk6jt 6 років тому +7

      Justin Y. Hey Justin

    • @pvuser1692
      @pvuser1692 6 років тому +38

      GET OUT OF HERE

    • @tempname8263
      @tempname8263 6 років тому +16

      All we do is liking your posts. When you will give us promised food, Justin? When?

    • @tomasorri980
      @tomasorri980 6 років тому +2

      Hi Justin

    • @TIER-mc2ef
      @TIER-mc2ef 6 років тому +4

      WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE JESUS

  • @MisterBlackroad
    @MisterBlackroad 6 років тому +42

    I have like 1000 hours in that game I had no idea you can backstab the boars.

    • @the7james9
      @the7james9 6 років тому +6

      Somberlain Only the ones with their butt holes exposed of course, AKA only the one in the Undead Burg

    • @deadsparta6600
      @deadsparta6600 6 років тому +1

      *Parish

    • @beanman9644
      @beanman9644 2 роки тому

      You can also parry them

  • @kylefuchs5583
    @kylefuchs5583 6 років тому

    Dude been a fan for years. Stay moist

  • @znightowlz6585
    @znightowlz6585 3 роки тому +3

    14:42 I use this glitch in the great hollow some times; what you’re supposed to do is roll not on the very edge but just close enough to the edge so that you are on your back when he falls off the cliff, this way the game thinks you’re still on the ground and let’s you roll again, you need to roll just before you hit the ground otherwise you die anyways

  • @GravelsNotAFood
    @GravelsNotAFood 6 років тому +5

    I would be so incredibly down for a full let's play on this game. Even if it's barely a re-texture.

  • @ottovonbismarck7646
    @ottovonbismarck7646 4 роки тому +100

    The way he pronounced "Zweihänder" made my German blood boil with rage.

  • @DJ_Meatsweats
    @DJ_Meatsweats 3 роки тому

    You’ve inspired me. Im replaying the series.

  • @gizzylaserfoot2604
    @gizzylaserfoot2604 6 років тому +129

    Bro, you and Dunkey should do a dark souls team up

    • @i1shadow361
      @i1shadow361 6 років тому +24

      If two youtubers of this quality teamed up youtube would implode

    • @andrewfranquelin3184
      @andrewfranquelin3184 6 років тому +1

      i don't think Peng could without hurting dunks

    • @maclendy
      @maclendy 3 роки тому

      thatd be funny af, dunkey is a bit funnier though (no offense ofc)

  • @alexadame6611
    @alexadame6611 2 роки тому +3

    Just started my adventure as Zmegman

  • @samlawler2398
    @samlawler2398 6 років тому +176

    I drowned a fly in pee a few days ago and then I snorted it

    • @anfernycrab8029
      @anfernycrab8029 6 років тому +58

      Sam Lawler you’re doing god’s work

    • @drapas
      @drapas 6 років тому +24

      Realy superb specimen right there.

    • @ohthehorror4278
      @ohthehorror4278 6 років тому +20

      Modern Art At It's Finest

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 6 років тому +29

      3.8 billion years of biological evolution right here

    • @blingblingboy4914
      @blingblingboy4914 6 років тому +1

      Nice man

  • @Grungulon
    @Grungulon 6 років тому

    This has to be the best havel monster casul dark souls video I have ever seen.

  • @wingchicken6834
    @wingchicken6834 3 роки тому

    Love coming back to these

  • @-TPLT
    @-TPLT 6 років тому +40

    If Professor Mad was real, would he be Professor Sad's archenemy or cohort?

    • @wor4656
      @wor4656 6 років тому

      It would be his secret Idenity

    • @joshkary5040
      @joshkary5040 6 років тому +5

      Cohort turned enemy through an elaborate (but necessary of course) betrayal

    • @RussiHardrock
      @RussiHardrock 6 років тому +3

      Professor glad would be his archenemy i imagine

  • @unknownbeing9611
    @unknownbeing9611 4 роки тому +3

    PRAISE THE SUN HE PLAYED THIS GAME!
    Now I get to watch his commentary on one of the best games I’ve ever seen

  • @Convvad
    @Convvad 6 років тому +1

    Wow, the zit knows no bounds! Such a magnificent specimen, the one and only poise god- The Zitler

  • @billykelly8855
    @billykelly8855 6 років тому +2

    Dude back on the xbox 360 I remember getting in a party with you and I was like 12 I was so hyped to have met tou

  • @k4miko921
    @k4miko921 6 років тому +21

    hell ya boio

  • @astronomydemon6312
    @astronomydemon6312 3 роки тому +3

    "I'm not going to moan. I don't moan. I grunt, like Tim Allen."
    -Cr1tical 2018

  • @grosezero8834
    @grosezero8834 6 років тому +1

    14:13 you can hear the enthusiasm leave this corporial reality

  • @ZitronenChan
    @ZitronenChan 6 років тому

    one of the few streams i actually watch

  • @SuperiorGothBun
    @SuperiorGothBun 6 років тому +6

    Professor Sad’s father
    The true son of Gwyn

  • @emfbrother
    @emfbrother 4 роки тому +4

    you did 4 dmg to that dragonfly
    as you fell lol
    12:40

    • @Sullyvar
      @Sullyvar 4 роки тому

      It's a mosquito

  • @Slowthoughts101
    @Slowthoughts101 3 роки тому +2

    19:25 has got to be one of the best moments good lord

  • @OldMemesDieHard
    @OldMemesDieHard 6 років тому

    This video is a masterpiece

  • @DrummingFuzz
    @DrummingFuzz 6 років тому +6

    Sadolf Zitler

  • @boredtolife7879
    @boredtolife7879 6 років тому +52

    You got the black knight halberd? You beat the game

    • @CrazzyJ-iw5rc
      @CrazzyJ-iw5rc 4 роки тому +3

      i keep hearing that its super hard to get... but i always seem to get it when i kill the guy by the grass crest shield? The one i cant seem to get is the sword.

    • @bobo-bx8yj
      @bobo-bx8yj 4 роки тому +15

      Dweeeeeezy09 yeah it really isn’t... bk halberd will out damage pre much any other weapon on ng and it’s range and moveset are op as fuck and very easy to use

    • @stubbornviking8548
      @stubbornviking8548 4 роки тому +2

      @miTHexum not even remotely

    • @KB-fk3jj
      @KB-fk3jj 4 роки тому

      Honestly I thought it was trash, and I was rocking a 40/40 build

    • @stubbornviking8548
      @stubbornviking8548 4 роки тому +5

      @miTHexum Yeah, anything can be good enough if you're good. The whole thing that makes it op is that it's easy to use and does insane poise damage (and regular damage). There's a reason most of the speedrunning categories are heavily dominated by it (and the bkgs)

  • @alexxphilpot9939
    @alexxphilpot9939 3 роки тому

    Old video but man I'm addicted to Mr White🥴I needed my fix for the Day. Thanks again Charlie 🤤... now I feel better zitlter what a beauty.

  • @JimmyM.McGill
    @JimmyM.McGill 6 років тому +1

    The man, the zit, the legend

  • @MangakasDream
    @MangakasDream 4 роки тому +4

    19:33 is moist perfection

  • @twiddletime
    @twiddletime 3 роки тому +4

    19:33 perfect timing

  • @mathiasz2538
    @mathiasz2538 4 роки тому +1

    Ah god. Respect the classics. Thanks Critikal

  • @thebrodator179
    @thebrodator179 3 роки тому +1

    Every time the bell rings, my brain expects the abyss watchers soundtrack

  • @giffkeplen2951
    @giffkeplen2951 4 роки тому +7

    Can we get a charlie% speedrun, where the goal is to kill Havel as fast as possible, using only zweihander, depraved and keyboard/mouse

  • @Long_May_They_Raine
    @Long_May_They_Raine 5 років тому +3

    He predicted Drag Race Season 11 “cysters”

  • @birdplane1138
    @birdplane1138 4 роки тому +2

    What made me laugh the most was the fact that he had the black knight halberd the whole time😂

  • @aangel4869
    @aangel4869 6 років тому

    Hi I really like your videos and I think your very hilarious your so cool keep up the good work!

  • @mega7070
    @mega7070 4 роки тому +4

    Charlie: "I don't do random XD humour anymore"
    Also Charlie: "That'll put some grease in your shit-stain"

  • @hypernoxious
    @hypernoxious 6 років тому +16

    This is the dark souls of remastered games!

    • @altoroark4233
      @altoroark4233 6 років тому +2

      Millions have already made this joke before.

    • @hypernoxious
      @hypernoxious 6 років тому

      Since when does a joke have a cap on the amount of times it's allowed to be made? Yes, I understand that this is an overused joke, and if you don't get it.. THAT IS THE JOKE. I'm making fun of the people that always compare darksouls to things that are challenging in the way that fits this video. So why don't you get off your high horse and just ignore something that you obviously don't need to be an ass about because just because you didn't laugh, doesn't mean it didn't bring joy to others.

    • @Abyzz_Knight
      @Abyzz_Knight 6 років тому

      Much Woke a joke gets older and less funny the more people say it.

    • @hypernoxious
      @hypernoxious 6 років тому

      Not true in the slightest. That's wrong. The joke doesn't get less funny, it's just that the person just gets tired of it. The person, not the joke is the one that's the problem. And it's more than just semantics, someone just get's tired of a joke, I NEVER said that you or ANYONE HAD to find the joke funny, it's not my job, nor do I care about if someone laughs at it or not. Just because you don't find it funny doesn't mean that the joke isn't funny. It's either just not your kind of joke, or you've heard it too many times and YOU don't find it funny.

    • @Tokito935
      @Tokito935 5 років тому

      Oof

  • @AndrewCARNBORN
    @AndrewCARNBORN 3 роки тому

    This got reccomended after the stream

  • @BaritoneBeard
    @BaritoneBeard 6 років тому +2

    These are the most well timed donations in any arc of any stream I've ever seen.
    These are the greatest donations of All Time

  • @slickwilly4236
    @slickwilly4236 6 років тому +11

    Crikey

  • @Zhoyzu
    @Zhoyzu 4 роки тому +1

    the rolling stones part killed me omg so funny

  • @ManiacalAge
    @ManiacalAge 2 роки тому +1

    Behold Zitler, The Unpoppable

  • @ReasonableSwampMonster
    @ReasonableSwampMonster 4 роки тому +7

    "Has anyone ever killed Havel this early?"
    I think it happens in every single playthrough actually.