He doesn't include the fact that this took 2 hours and the chat was spamming the gambling addict hotline while he said, "I'm not an addict, I'm gonna beat this guy if it takes all my money."
Alfred knew, he knew he'll get killed if he wins, it was either losing his money or his life. He made the right choice, Alfred is the smart one here, he IS the smartest poker player. Maybe you won technically, but we all know who would've won if his life wasn't at stake.
I like to imagine charlie's just sitting in that damn chair for a week straight playing for $5 against an empty table, while the customers just look on in a strange mixture of horror and pity.
In his game Arthur had not gone to the bathroom in four days. But when I think about it, my character hasent gone to the bathroom since I started the game...
UPVOTE SO PEOPLE SEE: I bought Ultimate edition, came with a map that says the president of the United States in this game is "Alfred Macalister." Charlie was playing poker against the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
Austin DMAN 22 if you like playing poker then playing poker is fun but if you wanna play a western game where you shoot bitches but you get 3 hours of cutscenes and tutorials it can be off putting
That guy named Victor you don’t have to watch the cutscenes or even do missions. You can go around shooting whoever the fuck you want to. This game is as fun as you make it.
@@nellyrose392 okay and in GTA each mission had you drive to the objective and there was like 5 mins of dialouge between the characters. you drive around alot, what's the difference other than your perception. It's the same thing.
In the first Red Dead I had a poker game in Blackwater last an hour and a half real time. It was the longest most frustrating hour and a half I've ever endured. I won though so it was kind of worth it
Back when i first played the original Red Dead i had no clue how poker worked so i would always go all-in. Idk how but i won 9/10. Every match lasted like 10 minutes tops
@@cain9851 AI tends to back out after any aggressive moves unless they have a better hand. So the trick to winning is baiting the AI long enough each hand while upping your winnings while not spooking them away. It takes a lot of winning small bluffs and a few big miscalculations on the computer's part to beat high-level NPCs.
I love how they always look around when they rake in the chips, almost as if the endless days of gambling have driven them deliriously insane and they think they're playing to capacity crowds 😂
I met a guy similarly to Alfred in rdr2 He was beating me and the other npc’s in poker I got so close to him with my shotgun that his head just disappeared from the shot
I’ve had the same thing happen, I’ve stayed up for hours, in Saint Denis, gambling, and played so long, that the luck that is supposedly out, has come back, and beat him, taken ALL my glorious money back, and then shot him in the head as a final fuck you, because I was up to 3AM in game played for 4 days straight. And finally fled the county to ambarino to hunt in the snow. That was genuinely a nice feeling winning all that cash back. Edit: I don’t even know how long I was playing, I just know it was over summer, and just refused to leave on a loss, might’ve been to 4 am
1:22 - Hate to be the party-pooper, but he flopped 2 pair before getting the flush, there was no way he was going to fold the top pair to boot. You rivered a Jack, lol, which gave him the nut-flush. The computer played you like a fiddle. XD
Love how his room got dark as he was playing, he literally played for hours
Society through rose tinted goggles pretty sure it was only 2 hours
*_IMMERSION_*
They may have gone through multiple day night cycles in game, but I think Charlie went through a few in real life
@Levi Chicwown lmao what?
crypt!c ok?...
He doesn't include the fact that this took 2 hours and the chat was spamming the gambling addict hotline while he said, "I'm not an addict, I'm gonna beat this guy if it takes all my money."
He literally says "it only took two hours"
Don't know whether to laugh or worry or both. rofl.
There’s a gambling addict hotline??
626 views away from this video reaching 1 million views.
@@wwehht ik im looking at that too
Forever I shall remember the day Charlie spent two hours and six in game days dueling the President of the USA in Poker.
ごみSaibankan ikr lmao
Not to forget the fact that he did that for 5 dollars
@@tunasandwich8049 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 F
@@Kissalege bruh you could just say 5 x 33. Plus who would play for 6 days just to have $165 Lmao
@Pee Man lmao hirame hype
Van der Linde: where the hell have you been for five days, Arthur?
Arthur: I played poker with this feller named Alfred
He beat the President
@Lord Skeletor arthur with the $5 you mean lol
Dutch: oh by the way where did all of our money go
Arthur: hehe well you see dutch....
I have done nothing but play poker for 6 days
@@striker8961 this is poker.
Dear god.
There's more.
NO
Lol. This is how Batman makes all his money. Just sends Alfred into casinos and have him empty the entire house.
Best comment I've seen in a while
jimmy kosman you’re goddamn right
This is truly how Batman began. Alfred's grandpa just raked it in and adopted the Waynes.
We know two things:
One: Charly sucks at Poker.
Two: His Girl is realy sweet.
YtheTie I know a third thing: You really suck shit at spelling.
Imagine playing poker for a week straight and walking away with $52.
TheOdd101 well that’s over 1000$ now
that was a lot of money back then, like $1,500
Dave Famous that's not shit in the game where a mid game mission gives you $3500 lol
@@onceyougozach2607 And the final mission gives you 20k
@@-sanju- no spoil pls
The guy in the back smoked like 40 cigarettes
That's 2 packs in a week, not that much
@@FABIOZITO11 yeh i met people who smoke that in a day
Fabz Esse what a fucking chad you are
Fabz Esse incoming lung cancer
They were heathly back in the day
I love how Charlie comments on the day and night cycles in game but you can actually see his own room get visibly darker as the video goes on
He’s too immersed
Pretty realistic tbh
@@emilal😮😮😮😮😮😅😅😅😅😅
Is this what gambling addiction looks like?
MrLittleSam yes
Yes it all starts with a man named Alfred
0:01 to 11:00 The background lighting in his room explains a lot.
@@nates9778 what your windows go dark when it's night
The webcam is day at the start of the video and then it’s just completely black
Like 15 days passed and those two legends didnt move their asses out of those chairs. They fought to the death for that 5$.
Well there asses came out when they were changing cards
Bruh
They’re like elite gamers of late 1800s
I looked up and 5 dollar back then is like 150 by today's standard
All in a day's work
At the camp: "Is Arthur alright? He's been missing for a week"
At the White House: "Is The President alright? He's been missing for a week"
I like the implication that neither the president nor arthur are aware of who the other is
"Where the hell is Arthur? He's been missing for a week!"
charlie is more excited playing poker in red dead 2 than he is playing literally anything else
I played online poker once in the first game. Won entirely by accident. Was fun.
@@scowler92 how much you win?
@@scowler92 yeah how much did you win?
@@thebrownboi5443
Nothing. It's just a simulated poker game.
@@scowler92 pfffffft, you aren't a true poker master like Charlie over here
Alfred knew, he knew he'll get killed if he wins, it was either losing his money or his life. He made the right choice, Alfred is the smart one here, he IS the smartest poker player. Maybe you won technically, but we all know who would've won if his life wasn't at stake.
Simon 🤣🤣🤣 u got jokes!
But now Bruce Wayne has no funding for his Midnight activities.
@@LastedAxis Last name Bruce, bruh
You ever just assassinate the president of the United States after you lose to him at poker one too many times
I played poker in red dead 2 with a guy like this and quit and shot his brains out
“Even gods can bleed huh Alfred” crying
"Hey, we got a new guy."
If only he knew.
If only he knew...
If only....
if…
...
..
How to spot someone with a gambling addiction 101
the real boss battle
is addiction
I love how he spent like one in game week trying to win his money back from the president of the United States
President of the United States?
@@pasqualesimonelli1513 apparently there's some pre order stuff that says the name of the president in game is Alfred MacAlister
@@liftfork oh ok thanks for the explanation
@@liftfork wait really ?!
In one of the first newpapers you can buy in the game, there is an article talking about Alfred.
This is the weirdest and most intense arc of yu gi oh, I've ever seen.
He should've played POT OF GREED
@@DrowzyDruid But what does it do?
@@BonesCapone makes them not make their turn and people abused it soooo much that in competition they banned the pot of greed
Notice when Arthur gets up Alfred is nowhere to be seen... as if he wasnt there at all!
The RDR2 Secret Boss was actually schizophrenia
Alfred was the personification of a gambling addiction
StruckOne damn
I like to imagine charlie's just sitting in that damn chair for a week straight playing for $5 against an empty table, while the customers just look on in a strange mixture of horror and pity.
Alfred.. the poker SCP
I think I can see Arthur's beard growing
Dead
The game of poker got so intense the beard literally started to grow.
@@articusramos808 it does grow in game
@@loganatori6117 I think he means he seen it grow during game
@julomicha1194 nah it grows in gameplay too, i sat through 6 in game days of blackjack and johns beard grew to level 2
I hope charlie never goes to Vegas
Charles Hayes 😂
he did once and lost $50
source: Official Podcast with Dunkey
He'll never leave the table
In his game Arthur had not gone to the bathroom in four days. But when I think about it, my character hasent gone to the bathroom since I started the game...
He did go to the bathroom when he was drinking with LENNNNNNNY
Lennnnyyy
ʎuuǝ˥?
@@kixitt ennnly
@@rhemedyextract Enelly?
THIS IS WHERE THE GAMES END AND REALITY BEGINS
It looks like we have ourselves our own little stand off
O shit dawg
Pog
Looks like the Monopoly man knows his way around a poker table.
I’m pretty sure the entire Batman series said “Alfred” less than you did in this one video.
Alfred is Rockstar’s way of showing that the flesh is weak.
“He’s stream sniping!” I DIED
Laughing like a madman at 4 am
Laughing like a madman at 4 a
Laughing like a madman at 4
Laughing like a madman at
Laughing like a madman a
UPVOTE SO PEOPLE SEE:
I bought Ultimate edition, came with a map that says the president of the United States in this game is "Alfred Macalister." Charlie was playing poker against the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
Holy shit I didn't notice that
Go sharks rude boi
Holy shit
I can also confirm this name. In some of the newspaper articles in-game, the President is mentioned. His name is Alfred Macalister!
Imagine if he had pulled a gun and shot him
5 stages of grief
1) denial 1:15
2) anger 2:22
3) bargaining 4:15
4) depression 4:34
5) acceptance 7:44
Best comment i ever read
Underrated Comment
9:23 comeback
Amazing!
9:23 *Redemption Arc*
3:30 keep an eye on the main deck, alfred phases cards into existence
My god you’re right
Can't believe you played poker for 3 hours straight on stream
There are NPCs in RDR2 that know how to play poker - like to a really high skill level. Therefore it’s pretty entertaining to play
@@ekimincirli5402 that A.I had a mean streak in him saw right through nearly all his bluffs it's impressive.
I couldn't
I almost died laughing seeing Arthur stumbling after the game finally ended lmao
I love how he was rubbing his forehead like he had a killer headache
Lemius
No food or water for 4 days
When?
“We’ve only just begun to play!” *day four of gambling*
Gambler 8 challenge be like
Saint Denis Times Volume 53:
Arthur Morgan And "Alfred" still Going at it in 3 week poker Match
Watch mojo: top 10 anime comebacks
Says he doesn't like the "slow" pacing of the game then proceeds to play poker for 3 hours 🤔😁
Real shit
Austin DMAN 22 if you like playing poker then playing poker is fun but if you wanna play a western game where you shoot bitches but you get 3 hours of cutscenes and tutorials it can be off putting
That guy named Victor you don’t have to watch the cutscenes or even do missions. You can go around shooting whoever the fuck you want to. This game is as fun as you make it.
Noah Puffenbarger regardless there’s a lot of horse riding and nothing can make that fun to me lol
@@nellyrose392 okay and in GTA each mission had you drive to the objective and there was like 5 mins of dialouge between the characters. you drive around alot, what's the difference other than your perception. It's the same thing.
Love how the room goes from bright to dark, he's genuinly been playing this for hours against this god
4:46 imagine listening to this out of context
If you click through the video you can see his room getting darker
Vincerin well no shit, he played for 3 hours. That’s how time works
It looks like he started in the morning and ended at night but it turns from light to dark within an hour so he must’ve played at around 4-5
Each time he plays poker darkness inside Charlie grows one step further
So that's what kingdom hearts was really about: the darkness in the hearts of gambling addicts.
He’s succumbed to the everlasting darkness inside his heart from gambling.
Spent 3 hours getting his money back, plus like $5 of Alfred's
POV: you are the npc playing poker against my luck 10 fallout new vegas character
Caravan
Notice how bright it is in Charlie's room when the vid starts compared to when the vid ends
Go ahead, Mr. Joestar.
GOOD!
mista jossturr
OH MYYY GOOOOD!
R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R RAISE
wRYYYY
I wouldn't be surprised if when Alfred walks away from the table, he steps outside and flys off in a hot air balloon and shits on people from the sky.
Alfred is a cheating npc BTW he shows when you bust people to much
really?
@@Mizir-pq7jf ya fr
Can I get some more proof? I’m sure it’s true but I just wanna be sure
@@smartii3s just type alfred cheater rdr2 theres many cases from players of him being a cheater
You make people go bust too much and THE FUCKING PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES JUST APARATES TO STEAL YOUR MONEY
Arthur must of almost passed out after getting up from that chair
In the first Red Dead I had a poker game in Blackwater last an hour and a half real time. It was the longest most frustrating hour and a half I've ever endured. I won though so it was kind of worth it
Back when i first played the original Red Dead i had no clue how poker worked so i would always go all-in. Idk how but i won 9/10. Every match lasted like 10 minutes tops
@@cain9851
AI tends to back out after any aggressive moves unless they have a better hand. So the trick to winning is baiting the AI long enough each hand while upping your winnings while not spooking them away. It takes a lot of winning small bluffs and a few big miscalculations on the computer's part to beat high-level NPCs.
*kind of*
Lol the first rdr was where I first learned how to play poker. And once I did learn I cheated all the time with the elegant suit
@@allentolentino6429
I never learned how to use to elegant suit. It always baffled me.
How can Charlie make playing so cards so interesting
Stakes that stink to high heaven thats how baby
Charlie put all his points into charisma
But his height slider was broken
He is commenting/shouting with such a entusiasm he is capable to capture your interest in this game.
I-Impossible! I was cheating and I still lost!
Alfred was stacking the deck for sure, he just became too delirious after sitting there for 6 days with no food or water to be able to do it anymore.
10:52 Charlie finally loses his mind
Fun fact, this guy is actually the second best poker player in the game. The best is Uncle.
steveosk8s makes sense that uncle is the best Arthur himself tells him he is his 3rd favourite parasite
This is also the fuckin president
Lumbago enhances his poker skills.
Un-fuckin true, Uncle plays like a first-timer. Miss Grimshaw, on the other hand, wields her coin purse like a goddamn trebuchet.
Lowkey its Martson. Dude played me at camp several times.
I love how they always look around when they rake in the chips, almost as if the endless days of gambling have driven them deliriously insane and they think they're playing to capacity crowds 😂
These stream clips are always edited so perfectly. "No more strategy..." "I have nothing"
"Oh look, we have a new player". Famous last words.
*Man spends 3 weeks playing the same poker game*
You know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools
But that's the way I like it baby
I don't wanna live forever
RIP Lemmy
AND DONT FORGET THE JOKER!!
Fentanyl is your best friend
IT'S THE ACE OF SPADES
ACE OF SPADES
LEMMY
I think RDR2 has taught me more about Poker and Fishing than I have ever been taught by real people.
Game of the century.
same i didnt know shi abt poker, but rdr2 awakened an addiction inside me that i never knew existed. Game of the century indeed.
Can we give some f’s in the chat for the guy smoking a cigarette for three days straight behind Arthur and Alfred
I don't even know how this game works, I'm just here to watch cr1tikal say "let's put some flavor to the pot"
Me neither but 12:02
It's actually really easy and fun to play just gotta remember the combinations.
Poker is fun and a good way to make some money if you’re good
You basically need to match the cards in a certain order. The one that has the best cards wins the round
Keep folding until you get something that sounds fancy then go all in
Charlie would have given this game a 100 if it was just a giant poker simulator
This is where the addiction began...
You've beat every other boss, now you have to beat the greatest boss of all: gambling addiction
Poker in RDR2 is more addicting and intense than in an video game centered around poker out there
Rdr2 poker makes Full House Poker(X360) feel like a child's game
Lumbago is an extremely important boss in RDR2
Ahhh, im dyinggg
"It's very serious"
It's the L U M B A G O it's a S E R I O U S C O N D I T I O N
He literally started at the day where his room is white with light and the rest of the video just in the dark
This is why Dutch gave up on the gang
Jotaro vs D'arby live action
I-Impossible!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-RAISE
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
YES YES YES YES
@@shadmnt8934 Wrong D'arby brother
Bet Alfred has some killer hemorrhoids after sitting that long.
I cannot imagine how amazing it must have felt to finally defeat Alfred
I met a guy similarly to Alfred in rdr2
He was beating me and the other npc’s in poker
I got so close to him with my shotgun that his head just disappeared from the shot
So am I the only one that doesn’t know how to play poker but still finds this entertaining?
no
I also don't know how to play
Nawp
Its easy once u know how to
I only know blackjack but im also giving poker a try
_Poker? i hardly knew her! KILL ME._
Damnit Singed
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I’ve had the same thing happen, I’ve stayed up for hours, in Saint Denis, gambling, and played so long, that the luck that is supposedly out, has come back, and beat him, taken ALL my glorious money back, and then shot him in the head as a final fuck you, because I was up to 3AM in game played for 4 days straight. And finally fled the county to ambarino to hunt in the snow. That was genuinely a nice feeling winning all that cash back.
Edit: I don’t even know how long I was playing, I just know it was over summer, and just refused to leave on a loss, might’ve been to 4 am
Wait a minute, if he bought in nine times then he spent 45 dollars. He 52 dollars. So in total he only actually took 7 dollars from alfred
Is the secret boss sans from deltarune
Fuck you I haven't bought the game yet.
@@lorddoggo9368 it's free
LORD DOGGO 1. Its free, the first chapter atleast
2. Secret sans boss fight? No. Just no.
I see you everywhere, are you stalking me?
I haven’t played the game yet and can’t because my computer machine 🅱️roke.
Charlie says I’m going to get a snack and brings back his wife ;)
You had to buy in 9 whole times Alfred is just the start to an NPC revolution
Cool drinking game: Take a shot every time he says Alfred
"I dont need a strategy"
Looses all of his money
i like how you can see him getting progressively more crazy by the end
"I have nothing" - Goes all in 😂
3:46 look at Alfred’s cards
3:40 Alfred with the KKK win
Love how Charlie also went through a day-night cycle over the course of the vid
Everybody gangsta till Alfred buys himself back in to the game with 10$
He went from this to Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Charlie is a gambling god
Apparently not.
Gambling addict*
Crimson asphyxiation of justice the second
Alfred truly believes in the heart of the cards.
Lol
So this was unknowingly the training arc that helped Charlie best MrBeast.
What did you expect going up against the adonis that is Alfred Pennyworth?
*These men... They don't pee, they don't sleep, they don't shit it's amazing, and I'm glad cus it'd slow down our game...*
6:53
I mean arthur pisses in the drunk mission with Lenny
To this day, Charlies' assprint is still in that seat.
Arthur’s beard grew at least 3 feet during that one poker game
"Go ahead, Mr. Joester."
1:22 - Hate to be the party-pooper, but he flopped 2 pair before getting the flush, there was no way he was going to fold the top pair to boot. You rivered a Jack, lol, which gave him the nut-flush. The computer played you like a fiddle. XD
Theodore M. K. He slipped the skinny then he rubbed the baldie down the chute, you can tell because of the fold.
Is this even English anymore?
Hyperion lmao I’m reading this and I’m like wtf does this mean?? 😂😂
@@christionhunt6185 Who ever made this jargon is probably laughing in his grave at this
Is it bad that i feel bad for not understanding this
He didn’t want to kill him so his loss could live with him forever.
Bro Arthur's beard grew from the start of this game till the end