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  • Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
  • Here we go again. Bahahahaha. The food police strikes again. Shame on me. 😂🤪 ‪@dsalnorcal1434‬

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  • @tersiaraath799
    @tersiaraath799 23 дні тому +28

    No thanks, i am on my own now for 25 years, i will never marry again, my peace, my kitchen, my body, my house, peace for ever!💥

    • @krissykulik4795
      @krissykulik4795 22 дні тому +3

      Me too..

    • @allisontaylor1818
      @allisontaylor1818 22 дні тому +4

      Amen

    • @cynthiawieser7875
      @cynthiawieser7875 22 дні тому +4

      Me too!

    • @sandis8436
      @sandis8436 22 дні тому +1

      🙋‍♀️🎉🎉🎉

    • @srjwildcat3589
      @srjwildcat3589 22 дні тому +3

      Could you imagine Dan doing everything Danielle does? 😅
      He needs to start pulling his weight esp now that he no longer works or Danielle needs to get her own place.😅😅😅

  • @jazzbeaux6154
    @jazzbeaux6154 23 дні тому +27

    The men in your life need a wake up call. 😊

  • @lizzettegarcia3071
    @lizzettegarcia3071 23 дні тому +23

    Crime scene in fridge 🥑🤣🤣

  • @rosestar8293
    @rosestar8293 22 дні тому +4

    You're so funny. He absolutely gets up in the night and go to the kitchen and grazes😂

  • @Kanga2711
    @Kanga2711 23 дні тому +10

    I waited till my husbands mom was invited over, then put alarms on the pantry and cabinets and a baby lock on the fridge. When she arrived and asked why, I showed her a video of his messes left for me. She took my wooden spoon and whipped the heck out of Him while he was stuck in his recliner. And told him he now does the dinner dishes for me nightly or else he gets whipped again. He hasn’t left a mess since because he doesn’t want to upset his poor sickly mom. Me- he could care less, but he won’t upset his mom. lol.

  • @dianafowler791
    @dianafowler791 22 дні тому +12

    I no Danielle, you can't stand to leave a mess but darn it.Dan needs to take responsibility for his own mess. You do enough around there.😒

  • @kjayUpt_PHL_215
    @kjayUpt_PHL_215 23 дні тому +11

    Lmao Dan had a field day in the kitchen while you were sleeping 😂😂😂

  • @Lindaen333
    @Lindaen333 22 дні тому +6

    Sniffing the spoon got me. 😂😅❤

    • @Lindaen333
      @Lindaen333 18 днів тому

      @@janetkelly5280 not sad. Funny! 😆 I do the same

  • @samanthagonzalez8897
    @samanthagonzalez8897 23 дні тому +11

    Dan Dan Dan..never learns! Morning to ya!🤩😍🥰🤪

  • @robynmoore8006
    @robynmoore8006 23 дні тому +10

    My kitchen every morning with a teenage boy 🫤

  • @janetG4911
    @janetG4911 23 дні тому +17

    Oh Danielle there is no hope for them to change 😢hugs to you xxxxx

  • @leesashriber5097
    @leesashriber5097 23 дні тому +9

    This is an active crime scene Danielle!! We need to collar these fellas. You can borrow my Forensic kit❣️ 😬
    Love ya!!👍😎

  • @charlottepeterson3417
    @charlottepeterson3417 23 дні тому +9

    these are my favorite videos. I love this, but am sad there isn't a bit more respect for the one who has to clean it all up. hugs

  • @stephenlondon3363
    @stephenlondon3363 22 дні тому +4

    You need CSI: Elk Grove to come in and assess that crime scene every morning 😂

  • @keliandjaz
    @keliandjaz 22 дні тому +4

    Need to get CSI Gil Grissom to investigate...lol. Love your Kitchen chronicles. Thank you so much for sharing. 🤗😍🧡

  • @RealDustyMoon
    @RealDustyMoon 22 дні тому +2

    Remember Danielle, it's until till death do you part.. 😂

  • @piamiddione3695
    @piamiddione3695 22 дні тому +1

    The Butter was the funniest!😂😝

  • @user-nl9qu5io2g
    @user-nl9qu5io2g 23 дні тому +9

    You need to start recording cameras in the kitchen to catch the mice 🐁 😂

  • @marymaher8329
    @marymaher8329 23 дні тому +4

    Is this all Dan??? 😂😂 I know it’s not funny, but your skit was hysterical! ❤

  • @stephaniehowes849
    @stephaniehowes849 23 дні тому +6

    There may be another crime committed very soon!! 🥑 if he doesn't watch it!
    Lol 😂

  • @maryjowhite8058
    @maryjowhite8058 23 дні тому +7

    The butter!! Have one of those in the fridge too!

  • @patriciamincks2792
    @patriciamincks2792 23 дні тому +5

    Mine ate a green pepper left the roast broth on counter all night and of course cheese wrappers he fed a few to dogs 😂😂

  • @mistiinseattle
    @mistiinseattle 22 дні тому +4

    I would put up with that about five minutes....there would be no meals until he cleaned it up. It is is Ed thats one thing and locks would solve it. He cant help it. But if its Dan he would be heading to the nearest McDo. :)

  • @isaiasreynajr.2432
    @isaiasreynajr.2432 22 дні тому

    He murdered the Avocado 🥑 I’m dead …..🤣😂🤣

  • @cathybell3365
    @cathybell3365 22 дні тому +2

    Go drag his A$$ out of bed and make him clean up the mess! You are not the maid, girl! Love you!

  • @doglover44
    @doglover44 23 дні тому +9

    Hap hazardly, lol😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @malgorzatafernandez3480
    @malgorzatafernandez3480 22 дні тому +3

    Have a nice day Danielle

  • @jackiecota-ne8ye
    @jackiecota-ne8ye 23 дні тому +3

    I wonder who it is? Humm🤔😂😂

  • @tommidakota37
    @tommidakota37 22 дні тому +2

    You are so funny, love your take on all of it. I'd be pissed

  • @karenwilliamson7425
    @karenwilliamson7425 22 дні тому +3

    MEN!! I follow a trail daily!! I can report anything he has eaten or done in the day!

  • @ChanetaMartin-bg1ci
    @ChanetaMartin-bg1ci 23 дні тому +3

    "WEED"

  • @wendysue9042
    @wendysue9042 22 дні тому +5

    Danielle-- is this all just from overnight? It happens after bedtime?? That would drive me crazy! That is a lot of mess for one person to make.... I'm thinking Ed probably can't do much of that? I'm not trying to be mean to Dan but it's like you have a pack of 15 year old boys in your kitchen at night LOL

  • @tammyreynen4800
    @tammyreynen4800 22 дні тому +1

    Lol!! Your humour kills me!!

  • @Debbi56
    @Debbi56 23 дні тому +4

    Danielle I am the same way. Everything has to be lined up, labels facing forward, no crumbs anywhere.
    Someone had the munchies 😆 I wonder who that might be?!?!

  • @ASK-ot7us
    @ASK-ot7us 23 дні тому +4

    Lock eatables in a lock n the key remains with you. Keep only those things outside that you want to be done with 😅

  • @lorisheheen2198
    @lorisheheen2198 23 дні тому +4

    🫣 Sorry for you Danielle. Set up some mouse traps. Wishing you a peaceful and Happy day today!❤❤❤😊

  • @jackibrown6908
    @jackibrown6908 23 дні тому +2

    I love these videos! I also have a night guy who leaves crumbs and odd remenents of a one man party!

  • @setybtv
    @setybtv 22 дні тому +1

    Dan is doing it for sport at this point. 😂

  • @64kaimuki
    @64kaimuki 22 дні тому +1

    This is how I feel when I wake up. I hate hair in shower drains, people who don’t clean the bath or shower after they use it. Clean their own toilet. Leave drops of food, canisters and utensils on the counter. Oooh! We have ants now. And the floors? I can feel stuff on my feet in addition to pet hair. Every evening, late at night, I do a mop and clean. I get up to a mess to clean. Why? Did mom clean up after them men?

  • @kathydumas2745
    @kathydumas2745 22 дні тому +2

    Well, sweet Danielle … we belong to the same club…. Following the trail of husbands crumbs😤

  • @theresafry3514
    @theresafry3514 22 дні тому +2

    ❤Danielle..sweet heart lv u 😂😅

  • @KarenbutnotaKaren-k1j
    @KarenbutnotaKaren-k1j 22 дні тому +3

    I think he does it on purpose to mess with you.

  • @annemariepeterhoff7261
    @annemariepeterhoff7261 22 дні тому +1

    Lol! I know the feeling my husband retired a year ago and I am losing my s- - t!! Only two of us in the house and he says it wasn't him. UGH!!!

  • @connieo3618
    @connieo3618 15 днів тому

    A quiet life with no drama? Perfect!

  • @joanhaigherty594
    @joanhaigherty594 23 дні тому +9

    Oh dear Danielle. Who's done this? I thought the gate stopped Ed getting in there??? I Think its time for you to go on strike !!!!! They're not playing the game. 🙁 Joan ❤

  • @ellinsinger2041
    @ellinsinger2041 23 дні тому +3

    Why are u still allowing this????😢😢😢

  • @LindaFoyle
    @LindaFoyle 22 дні тому +1

    🥰🤣😂…sorry, but I love “ kitchen Chronicles” 🐾☮️

  • @shellyleach3377
    @shellyleach3377 23 дні тому +2

    Oh Danielle I feel sooo bad for you!!! That would drive me crazy!!!!

  • @sandraford1926
    @sandraford1926 22 дні тому +2

    😊😊😊😊❤❤

  • @wholeinthesky1758
    @wholeinthesky1758 18 днів тому +1

    Your hair would look awesome with grey highlights natural.

  • @terid2401
    @terid2401 23 дні тому +2

    That poor avocado!💜

  • @QueenNoTeetha151
    @QueenNoTeetha151 21 день тому

    You’re so funny. You’re a little bit Dawn French style in your humor. Also I could definitely relate as my hubby and son are similar. Btw everytime we are driving north and see the sign for Elk Grove I always give y’all a little wave! 😂

  • @pennyroyalbleach
    @pennyroyalbleach 21 день тому

    Id make sure that when he got in his car to go to Togo’s for lunch that the wrapper, crumbs, mystery spoon, avocado, crumbs, chip bag were on the front seat of his car, and pray for record high temperatures.

  • @suzannep8371
    @suzannep8371 21 день тому

    I’m going to draw up a rota for these men and send it over from the UK. It will be called Danielle’s kitchen chronicle rules. Sending love always to Danielle, a living Saint ❤

  • @lucyr8884
    @lucyr8884 22 дні тому +2

    Somehow you turn the nastiest situations into the funniest!!! I love these kitchen chronicles Danielle!!! ❤ Have a great day my friend. XOXO

  • @MeeMawCummins
    @MeeMawCummins 22 дні тому +2

    I love kitchen chronicles 😂

  • @miriamkelly5613
    @miriamkelly5613 23 дні тому +2

    What a shame u have to induire this every morning. Lots of love to u from Ireland

  • @brendamaxwell5835
    @brendamaxwell5835 22 дні тому +2

    Prob andrew😊

  • @claudibiscotti4710
    @claudibiscotti4710 22 дні тому

    Murdered the Avocado😂🤣

  • @barbaracholak5204
    @barbaracholak5204 22 дні тому +1

    It's not Grandpa !

  • @marlenepearson3936
    @marlenepearson3936 22 дні тому

    Love the Kitchen chronicles. But these guys need a serious wake ⏰️ up call.
    RIP Avocado 🥑 😢 💔 😂

  • @dottywells520
    @dottywells520 20 днів тому

    Oh my gosh Danielle. My heart goes out to you. Believe me, you are not alone in experiencing this.
    But, wow, to those of us that think like you do it just makes no sense that our “loved ones” seem to have no care about what is important to us.
    ❤️🤗❤️

  • @orlandoromero22
    @orlandoromero22 22 дні тому +1

    Then its done at🌙 so even before you have your☕️ you have to deal wit the B.$. Dànìelle your gonna be pushed2having 🥃 instead😜

  • @celesterodriguez7174
    @celesterodriguez7174 21 день тому

    Omgoodness.. I love you... and I feel you.. You keep the cleanest and nicest kitchen. And I know we hate when the nighteaters come in our kitchens..
    So is it Dan or Grandpa?. Stay strong.. love ya ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @LadyBetsU
    @LadyBetsU 22 дні тому +1

    I feel your pain!!!

  • @bonkers5016
    @bonkers5016 22 дні тому +2

    It's disrespectful to you. There. I said it. ❤

  • @butterflyray1
    @butterflyray1 17 днів тому

    Seriously my 12 year old son does this. 😂😂😂😂😂Drive me nuts!

  • @mikegoodman5889
    @mikegoodman5889 23 дні тому +2

    I'll never understand it

  • @janetglover999
    @janetglover999 22 дні тому +1

    Do you ever think he does it on purpose sometimes. Lock up the pantry. 😆

    • @gailcross4165
      @gailcross4165 22 дні тому +1

      @janetglover999 she did. She had a key pad lock installed, and Dan broke it.

    • @janetglover999
      @janetglover999 22 дні тому +1

      @@gailcross4165 😂

  • @Lisa-ht7jk
    @Lisa-ht7jk 18 днів тому

    It's because they know that Danielle will clean it..

  • @Knoxlane4
    @Knoxlane4 23 дні тому +3

    Cute nails 💅 tho 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @aileenaileen6011
    @aileenaileen6011 22 дні тому

    Hello Tennessee girl,well punish them on the Tennessee way(by the way a don't know which way is that,)😂😂😅😅

  • @MustangSally7259
    @MustangSally7259 22 дні тому

    Time for a family meeting!🤨🤨❤

  • @user-xr6ok9gc5s
    @user-xr6ok9gc5s 23 дні тому +2

    I know how you feel 😱

  • @knightbreed70
    @knightbreed70 22 дні тому +1

    ❤️👍

  • @judykesterson3815
    @judykesterson3815 23 дні тому +1

    Do you tell him what you found .

  • @erinblake1234
    @erinblake1234 23 дні тому +3

    You hun are cracking me up. Bless you.

  • @conniespring1469
    @conniespring1469 22 дні тому +1

    You should invite your friend to live with you. She will never make that mess. Your face looks like it could be a sign that you might have a stroke; based on your video, it seems like you can’t take it anymore! Take care of yourself. Tell Dan to find another place to live!

  • @RF1972.
    @RF1972. 22 дні тому

    🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @Maree-x3e
    @Maree-x3e 22 дні тому

    Oh Danielle I feel for you darl. 🥰🙏

  • @spingirl4855
    @spingirl4855 23 дні тому +4

    Yay kitchen chronicles ❤❤❤ love these…post more please 😂

  • @prithvi1824
    @prithvi1824 23 дні тому +1

    😅❤

  • @AnjaFienbork
    @AnjaFienbork 22 дні тому

    ❤❤❤🤗🤗🤗💜💜💖💖😘😘👍👍

  • @dkbold9399
    @dkbold9399 22 дні тому

    It's content 😂

  • @roosterman7588
    @roosterman7588 22 дні тому

    lol.... u are are legend Danni !

  • @maryjarnot5039
    @maryjarnot5039 22 дні тому

    The butter 😂terrible feel sad for you Danielle hopefully things will get better for you 😢

  • @cmjGemara
    @cmjGemara 22 дні тому +1

    Who's the hell made that mess?

  • @CathyKesslick
    @CathyKesslick 22 дні тому

    Danielle you really need to go away for a couple days so Dan can try to not only take care of Ed but also everything else too so you can come back to the house the way you left it.

  • @enlightenedsoul4282
    @enlightenedsoul4282 23 дні тому +2

    Hello🎉

  • @kerrihastings521
    @kerrihastings521 22 дні тому

    Is that from Ed or Dan? LOL

  • @dianaradford1040
    @dianaradford1040 22 дні тому

    You have a big rat name Dan. 🤣🤣

  • @pecanbrown2006
    @pecanbrown2006 21 день тому

    Just leave it. Danielle will get it
    😢😅😢😅

  • @sandis8436
    @sandis8436 22 дні тому

    You are enabling him Danielle! If you keep cleaning up after him (not sure if this is just Dan or Andrew too?) he is going to continue to leave a mess. I admire Dan & all he does for his Dad... but does he turn into a child & his arms become paralysed after sundown so they can't clean up there own mess?
    Really, it's disrespectful to leave the mess for you!

  • @cmjGemara
    @cmjGemara 22 дні тому

    You know grazing is one thing but after being married that long and acting like a toddler after grazing is just I think unacceptable.. I thought Ed did that, I would understand if Ed did that but anybody else yeah that's.. no bueno

  • @chimado2107
    @chimado2107 22 дні тому

    I guarantee you it's your son doubt it's Grandpa

  • @user-rt3np5kp2s
    @user-rt3np5kp2s 22 дні тому

    Maybe put out a snack out?

  • @juanitalopez3279
    @juanitalopez3279 22 дні тому +1

    Is that your husband or the Dr. or your son?.. 😂

  • @JillianCoff
    @JillianCoff 22 дні тому

    Dan danielle is n ot your maid she is your wife treat her like one she will defently get sick of it sooner sooner or later and leave you. ot your

  • @KhariDavis-y1g
    @KhariDavis-y1g 21 день тому

    L Content