Father Forgive Me ft. 3LAU - 100th Bro Science Video
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- Опубліковано 6 вер 2016
- Bro Science #100: One-hunnit
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Beat by 3LAU: / dj3lau
Video/Editing: Nic Delikat @nicdelikat
Lighting: Adam Unruh
Special thanks to:
Zac Mertens @mister_zachary
Adam Swords @adamswords
Shot at Metroflex Gym: metroflexlbc.com/
Lyrics:
Back from the dead now I‘m in the church
Ima God in the gym, Jesus on the merch
Zero to a hundred fuckin’ real slow
Slanging Gnar everyday, El Chappo
Roll to the gym, smoothie bar, fuck the young hoes
Gotta keep my distance hundred yards what the judge told
Brads in the back, wizard hat, losing gains, son
Dom’s on the track, I’m the mack, fuckin’ A1s
Fuckin’ A1s
Fuckin’ A1s
Fuckin’ A1s
Dom’s on the track, I’m the mack, fuckin’ A1s
Weights stacked
No squat rack
Dick raw
No jimmie hat
Your girl wet
Just one set
My bis swole
This bible
I’m space age, you tribal.
Father forgive me for these gains I be praying
You learned the game from Dom mazzetti, you can never check me
Mass in session, learn a lesson, but you can’t out rep me
I’m macrohard, you microsoft, your dick you can’t erect it
Always soft, just like Brad, that bitch an anorexic
Bro tip
She get the whole thing
Bout to rip, hit the booty, blow an O-ring
2 milly strong
fuck that weak shit
New video... Fuck that every week shit
Roll to the gym, smoothie bar, fuck the young hoes.
Gotta keep my distance hundred yard what the judge told.
Brads in the back, wizard hat, losing gains son
Dom's on the track, I’m the mack, fucking A1s
Roll to the gym, smoothie bar, fuck the young hoes
Gotta keep my distance hundred yards what the judge told
Brads in the back, wizard hat, losing gains, son
Dom’s on the track, I’m the mack, fuckin’ A1s
Fuckin’ A1s
Fuckin’ A1s
Fuckin’ A1s
Dom’s on the track, I’m the mack, fuckin’ A1s
Father forgive me for these gains I be praying
Jersey shore
Aztec
No shirt
Club sweat
Spring break
Pool bar
Pullin hoes
Blowing Gnar
Carlo
Rossi
Get these bitches frothy
Dom Mazzetti
Hundred deep
Italiano Spike Lee
Brad Martyn, too small, can’t see that chump
No coke, got the Gnar, now key that bump
Bump, bump, bump, bump-bump-bump
Jesus reps
Dom pass you the whey cuz ya gains keep going down
Jesus reps
Dom pass you the whey cuz ya gains keep going down
Jesus reps, with me - Комедії
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I cant believe that this channel started a mere 100 weeks ago
right? just crazy! Seems, two to three times longer!
+Max Jytyla because it is three times more, his upload schedule is shit
That's the joke...
haha nice one
hehe
Bradley martyn was actually in that video, just too small to see
Lmao!
If I could give you a million thumbs up, I would for this comment lol
I couldn't even see his wizard's hat.
lmao!
Hah!
so this is what it feels like if you take 3 scoops
*1 scoop.... of gnar pump
Gunnar Streuli *half a gram of gnar pump
This is you before you take gnar pump
*More like this how it feels to chew 5-gum* laced with gnar pump
I must try now, ive never gone past 2 lol
"5 time college attendee" LMAO
easily the best line even now 4 years later
Best line other than, "Weak shiiiit, fuck that every week shiiit!"
Like if Dom is bigger than Bradley
No likes needed. That fact is evident to the naked eye, who thinks brad is bigger must be blind
+HappyFluegel ah I'm gonna remember that one
Bradley was actually in the entire video but he was stood behind Dom so we never saw him.
Brads a fuckin pip squeak
Whos bradley? Never seen him, hard to see something so small
FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKING NAILED IT.
Stay tuned for part 2-199 over the next 3 years.
-Motherfuckin Pussy Orc wit da Porksword
Legend has it if your dick is this big Dom will reply
Ft. Bradley Martin next music video? : )
5 Time College Attendee....& El Chapo ' fuckin nailed it bro'
You gave birth to my muscles!!!
These are the reasons I am still an asshole #RepsForDom
Played this on the bus on my way home. I have gained 30 pounds of lean mass and the bus is now a transformer.
Hahahahaha
Optimus lime
Not to mention impregnated every female that was on or near that bus. #ripndip
I laughed so hard I started to cough so consistent I got a covi test
@@CummyCaptain Legatron
I played this at planet fitness and got kicked out.
I went to one, I planed on getting kicked out. I was stacking weights on top of the leg press and had 2 bros sit on it (honestly they only had like 8 45's so it probably weighed like 800-850) yeah i was asked to leave.
Like this if you want the douche bag for sale on dommerch
Nice! Love the comment... made my day!
they kicked you out for replying to a comment from 6 months ago
Planet Shitness
I want this played at my funeral
dont forget to leave a gigant coffin
+Dirtyfrequence gold hahahaha
losing my shut at this lol
lmao u guys
10/10
you're too small for that
Terrible song and video. It's perfect.
:D LOL as fuck.
the beat by itself is not too bad. lol
wouldnt want it any otherway
It's not actually that bad. I've heard a lot worse being played in clubs. Hell, I've heard worse in the Top 40.
I actually unironically love this song 😂
Dom is one of those youtubers with little to no haters
You mean guys like Bradley, they hate cuz he can't get those gainz
Sjw's
@@pumpthepumpup Not even, even most humorless SJWs realize he's a parody.
well all his haters are little that is true
exept for every single crossfiter
Listen to this while benching and some say Dom will appear and spot you
InH3r3nt Don’t spot me, watch me!!!
Or yell at you and refuse to help
Or will maybe curl what you're benching
no he wont spot you...he will steal the bar out of your hands before your first rep and start curling that shit
@@victorcardenas7930 I can only bench as much as I can curl, anyways.
Motivation done right
btw. youre still biggen then this bradley guy who keeps coming up in my recommendations
hahahahaha lol😂😂😂
lmfao ikr
With that jesus walks parody at the end call him kanye chest
Kayne will from here on out make music hoping that the brofessor will parody and improve is music forever
*Patent pending.
WHY ARE YOU DOWN HERE?
put this vid on iTunes, I'd buy it. hell, put this vid on Brazzers.
Wait whaaaaat ?
i looked on apple music for so long i need this where ever i am. tired of youtube taking forever to play it while im trying to bump it in my car
too harsh for brazzers xD but u can find it in some porn site on deep web
Rachel R Lets make a video together and I will add that music then send to Brazzers. Then we will be rich Rachel!
@@gokhansener5802 would buy brazzers membership just for this video moruk
HAHAHAHA always gotta call out Brad
Mazzetti for president 2020
Make America Swole Again
Will the real Domald Pump please pull up?
+Zap Brannigan
fuckkkkkking ayyy lmao
Duuuuude yes!
Why don't Dom and Brad like each other? Or is it just a joke?
+Grafe Fitness it's just a joke dude lol they're actually really good friends
Uhhh why are people calling this cringey and dumb? What channel did you think you were on??
because it isn't as good as his other videos
No I mean it seems like people don't get that it is intentionally cringey and dumb. Personally I think it's fantastic
"What channel channel did you think you were on??" Assuming we think all his videos are cringey and dumb
+KingKoopa
Yep, that's definitely what I meant.
+Jackson Meade I don't think they understand that with a channel like this there is no standard on vids they very
Is this what his gnar pump flavor house music tastes like?
Yes
Best comment yet
Yea it tastes like shit
+Operate Hard toothpaste* it tastes like toothpaste.
Kali Muscle ain't never making shit better than this.
True datt
aint never?
Kali's shit be wack lol
I ain't play about mah workout!
jokubas pilionis PRAU EM WRAONG
There needs to be a whole album.
I'd download it illegaly....it's what Dom would have wanted....probably.
No, there needs to be a "SWOLE ALBUM!"
it should be called alpump
A swole album*
I'd pay for that
people who actually take this video serious and think dom is not being purposely cringy like fuck out of here, this shit is gold
Ikr
Man that's the whole purpose of the channel... The whole channel is pure gold haha
Yas!!
This is a person who gets it
BUSTED ALL KINDZ OF NUTS TO THIS VIDEO
Do people really not know that this whole channel is a joke!? smh
Ikr, I enjoyed this as it's still full of Dom, which means parody and satire humor. If someone cringed while watching this video, I think the creators succeeded on that part.
Seriously, are people this slow? He made this entire channel for fun
Ur mom joke
This is science !!!!
Its still real to me!
yeah it's a joke but it's a very very very horrible joke
Who the fuck would dislike this.
bradley martyn
me, he does great videos this wasn't one of those.
*slow clap* good one, good one.
senseless human beings
Dom didnt born to be a singer
the more you listen to it the more addictive it becomes
like gnar PUMP
with your ears duh
I don't know. I'm replying to a seven month old comment.
@@jpg6296 hey where's the bench ?
Possibly the longest four and a half minutes of my life
the video broke the reality of time
Is time a reality though?
Wow that's just what your mom said....
+Godsraptor dude you can talk to the dead?! Nice
I actually enjoyed the music+video
Still better than KSI music
w
so true
Lol true
Easily
yeah
Me: aye pass the aux
Friend: you better not play trash
Me:
Brendan Lemke Friend: this fire bro
He is Dom Mazzetti
His knees weak but the dumbells heavy
theres gnar pump on his sweater already
Dom Mazzetti
His swollenes clear on the surface
Hi looks huge and ready
💪welcome to biami
tupac who?
lol
Racist
Sixpac.
Arvin Sharifi Yo mama luvs dis nigga
not tupac, just 6 pack
I actually thought this was really good
There are dozens of us!
your comment is better than the video lol
Exactlt
Really fucking well done.
yeah its great some skinny fgts are the ones that hated it They are the fgts that bench the bar and scream on the gym
I think this is the same fucking headband that he wore in the first one. You gotta take your hat off to that.
You gotta take your shirt off to that.
pop that shirt off
Rip that shirt off
Clap that shirt off
"In this country you aint winnin unless some ones losing" that part made me feel patriotic
A month, we waited a fucking month for this...
Seems worth it to me
Worth it!!!!
that must have been really hard for you man, you okay?
+itsRYNOstyle
Lol
Lol
now this is some good workout music
Not exactly
Agreed...it's music you listen to in life.
i am actually at the gym watching this 😂
+peter griffin why you on your phone at the gym? Didn't Dom teach you better? Go hit on the smoothie girl.
+Mr. Jo lmao there was this pretty young thang at the gym smiling and looking my way a couple of times.
i would talk to her if my shirt wasn't all dirty next maybe lol
I've never done drugs, but I'm fairly certain this video just allowed me to feel a similar experience...
Ive never seen a video containing this much of raw science and motivation for lifting...
PixelStudioOfficial you've obviously not listened to Get Big by Kali Muscle
His palms are sweaty, legs weak, lifts are heavy. Who's bigger than Bradley already? Dom Mazzetti!
7 years too late to see how hard this comment is
Our father, who lifts in heaven,
Hallowed be thy gain,
Thy sole be come,
Arms will be done,
On earth, as it lifts in heaven,
Give us this day our daily pump,
And forgive us our rest days,
And lead us not into cross-fit,
But deliver us from leg day,
Amen
+Society Is Misguided amen
Wheymen
Amen
Amen
wheymen
6 years later this still slaps and goes hard at the gym!
Imagine the hours he spent getting the pump before taking this video... 😂
There is never an hour where Dom doesn't have a pump
Didn't expect this. Even though I don't like this kind of music.. This is an exception.
this songg isn't good but its dom so its amazing
you spelling isn't good but it still amazes me
+Coco C lmao allkindz of savage action
I'm not really feeling this. His last Q&A, he rapped for a lil bit and that was some heat, man I was impressed. But this video straight booty. Sounds like ricegum ghostwrote this shit for him
+Señor SixBitches that's what I'm saying. His raps had heat in that video...but this one not so much
Speachless.
I didn't know there was "peach' in "speechless". Fruity ;)
Grammar 10/10
education is more importanter
+CuddleWithMeh lmao
this is not science... this is bro science!
It's so bad, but I can't stop going back to it the next day and listening to it
ilufflezpie what are you talking about, this song cured my stage 45 cancer. It is the song of god.
ilufflezpie this song gave me swoliness
I had a vision just like this when I snorted some Gnar pump before a chest day
Put this on iTunes, I'll buy this
Like this
Fuck apple. DRM whoring bitchs
Still better than anything Kali Muscle has done
was just about to say that haha
What about Mr limpia
Prove em wong!
the gym is my girlfriend!
He shoulda had Kali doing the bop bop in the end 😂
I refuse to believe that Dom Mazzetti and Mike Tornabene are the same person. No, they're just twins.
Dom Squad.
Member since way back
Dom squad
Member since ALOT ago
Oh great we got another Kali Muscle in the making
NakedFOX Yea no shit, I was fuckin joking guy
Well I apologize. Because the amount of people who say that this is cringy and think that he was actually Dom as a person all this time in all those videos is worrying
Which is scary as fuck
+Erik BC quality joke everyone loved it
Kskull thx bro you're a beast
+NakedFOX woah woah. you have it all wrong, mike is Dom's fictional character.
This is gonna be one of those super cringy things he'll find 20 years later when he has kids, and everyone will try to forget about it.
except its intentionally bad because the whole channel is a joke
no this will be legendary forever
the older he gets, the funnier this will be
*Oh hey it's 2016 and everything is cringeworthy!*
He already has kids, his starving muscle children. They're starving for some mad beatz yo to work out too and get muscle swole hard 2. The remix. Volume 2. Special edition extended cut.
I've never enjoyed losing brain cells more. Keep at it, Brofessor.
DO YOU WANNA DANCE WITH DOM MAZZETTI???
AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGH
YOU WANNA PARTY?
Best video you posted yet.
Oi Ichigo
when is the ssj3 vegeta event coming out
That was absolutely not what I expected for a 100th video. Not disappointed.
I could listen to him say "church" all day. lol. chiyerch.
Will snorting gnar pump increase my gains or should I boot it?
Inject it
dpFLiPSiDEqb Oh
I do things out of spite hot rail it
Glute IM injection only way
Nah man. You boot it right before your workout, and then snort that shit for extra hits between sets.
Am i the only one who thought the drop was fucking fire?
"The drop was fucking fire"?
Does that mean something in English?
@codycast Get acquainted with hip lingo you old far.
El Toro : That seems to be a common comeback from people who can't write or speak properly.
El Toro : I honestly feel bad for people like you who will have to get a job some day.
When Dom is greatly more lyrically inclined and has better beats then Kali muscle. On behalf of the black community we would like to make a trade. Dom you are now a part of the Black community. White people you are now stuck with Kali.
The white delegation refuses your trade offer but we are open for a counter proposal.
+marcus wade nice chappelles show reference m8
We don't want any chocolates in our community. Keep it
We'll take that trade
WE keep Dom but we give you OJ Simpson
Brad made 2000 UA-cam channels to thumbs down this video
When some gym rat raps better than most current rappers.
+1 to this!
Donte' Wilson "Some gym rat"? Nigga this is the Brofessor Dom Mazetti
*reps. ;)
Not a gym rat, he a freak beast
Notification Squad represent!
i farted
ayee
I'm in it.
aayyyee
repin!
That awkward moment... when a BroScience-video is preceded by an ad for female hygiene products.
That's for Bradley Martyn
+That Italian Dude lol
+That Italian Dude rekt
Gotta clean that pussay before he bang that pussay
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Still better than Kali Muscle's ... whatever it was because it sure wasn't music.
Kali doesn't make music, its audible motivation. you're comparing dumbells and barbells bro.
PROVE EM WRANG
I have absolutely no words.. I have been following broscience since the dawn of lifting.. To see him actually get an image to do something this insane.. DUDE you deserve a Nobel prize and that car you got a while back. You should be driving that thing with this song PUMPING!!!
Anyone wondering the song is Domude - Gainstorm.
my favorite natty, rapper, and comedian body builder
The best video my eyes have ever heard....
Brad should make a diss track about dom
Brad fucking blows at speaking in general, and you expect him to make a diss track? ROFL!
+Kevin Abney yah dom and brad work well because they are opposites. Dom is the clever douchebag and brad is the slower nice guy
...and is also a douchebag.
And who the fuck is Brad? Your boyfriend?
Bobbenissimo hes doms lifting rival but its kinda sad because dom will always be bigger than brad
hahaha reminds me of lonely island
this is the greatest thing I have ever heard
I want this played at my abortion
REPS FOR FUCKIN JEEEEEZZZZZ
You put some time into this! Hilarious!
saying its shit?
I think this might be the worst bro science video I have ever seen
it Definatly is but dom has fun so wtfc
Ha funny one
I think that that's intentional. I like to think that Dom (or rather the character of Dom) wrote and made this. Thinking it would be cool.
well no shit, it's a music video my dude
Would've preferred a best of video
Have watched this honestly 47 times
The swoly album
WE NEED TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN
"YOU WANNA DANCE WITH DOM MAZZETTI?"
Still Better than Kali Muscle!
looking for the kali muscle comment, ayy there it is
Hey Heisenberg, do you sell the blue stuff anymore or?
ViruZGaming Nah man
Got some of that blue stuff?
BISENBERG
How and why does this have less views than any of his other videos? This deserves more views!
When your satire malfunctions and you just end up producing a normal pop music video.
I wanted to get a brain transplant...
But I changed my mind.
My parents walked into my room and i just switched to porn cause it was easier to explain........
neva heard that 1
WookieMullet
I've never heard of you either :)
i know that feel bro :v
Hilarious and Original!
Ozi Ozdea
k
That was legitimately amazing!
"5-time college attendee"
Fuck that every week shit
Anyone else bumps this in their car?
I really do got nothing to say
But you just had to say it anyway didn't you.
Fredrik Wahlgren yup
A regular Mark Twain
he did give us a best moments video... this isn't a music video... we all got trolled... but I loved every second "5 time college attendant" haha
Why need pre-workout when you have this, this will hype you up for 315 DL 69 reps
Bench*
"NEW VIDEOS! Fuck that everyweek shit." The realist verse in that song.
I appreciate that the vibe of Dom was maintained in this.
Brads in the back wizard hat losing gains. 😂😂
Why isn't this on Spotify!!!?? I needed for my workouts 😩 lol
Need some lyrics cause I have no fucking idea what he said
Nah ur just not swole enough
The lyrics are in the description
You got to listen with your biceps, not your ears!
Jeee-zus reps
I cringed so hard my head exploded....
thought the same
Yepppp
You should watch a Kali Muscle "Music Video" then xD
"I'm 12 and cringe at everything."
Mike is laughing at you while he reads this.
gets better every time i watch it
"five time college attendee." LOL
Pretty sure this will get me to PR on every lift tmrw
This is the only video that deserves to be on the internet
We are all awaiting Brad's comment.
Damn its really amazing how much Dom has grown.