Why The Dad Bod Is Worse Than Ebola

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  • @Cynsham
    @Cynsham 8 років тому +8562

    "He's not ripped, but he's nice and easy to talk to"
    Congratulations, you just received the human form of a participation medal.

    • @loonaticaaron
      @loonaticaaron 8 років тому +146

      Jackson Boyer LMFAO

    • @deccogames6735
      @deccogames6735 7 років тому +61

      Jackson Boyer trophy* medals are only for the successful

    • @c4662
      @c4662 6 років тому

      Burn.

    • @Colakat22
      @Colakat22 6 років тому +18

      a LARGE percentage of women like toned and smooth muscle not ripped.

    • @TheMoonLayingLow
      @TheMoonLayingLow 6 років тому +1

      Jackson Boyer
      Dril is that you

  • @exiverence
    @exiverence 7 років тому +2369

    This is amazing. I started lifting cuz I was ugly a f in high school. I'm still ugly a f but at least I got my guns!

  • @zodek11
    @zodek11 8 років тому +2522

    I think this was the first time that Dom is saying what he really thinks in a video.

    • @javascriptkiddie2718
      @javascriptkiddie2718 6 років тому +21

      Poe's Law

    • @Kirschkuchen18
      @Kirschkuchen18 6 років тому +5

      yeah, and I think it's actually true

    • @Kirschkuchen18
      @Kirschkuchen18 5 років тому +22

      @@dinok7630 Hi there, yes I know, but I think the way he says this is a little different than usual, I think in this one lies a flinch of his own opinion

    • @Arcaryon
      @Arcaryon 5 років тому +35

      @@Kirschkuchen18 I disagree - take a look at his channel and you will always find little hidden pieces of self irony that go far beyond what you would normally find. Every piece is written so well; it's crazy to think about how much his channel could grow if he would put the time into it.

    • @clerpington_the_fifth
      @clerpington_the_fifth 3 роки тому +5

      He does that in the same tone as when hes being jovial, hard to tell sometimes, but that keeps him from sounding like hes preaching, which consequently makes his way of talking much more entertaining.

  • @ASAP1992
    @ASAP1992 7 років тому +8350

    "you started lifting to get girls but you quickly realised the real reason you lift is to be better than people" im dying haha

    • @EnigmaticSoulExplorer
      @EnigmaticSoulExplorer 6 років тому +358

      So true right?

    • @salazam
      @salazam 5 років тому +64

      *than

    • @KimeramonRocks
      @KimeramonRocks 5 років тому +191

      To get girls, you have to be better than the other guys. Getting girls is a competition, so yeah you should be better than the competition (other guys), so in a way yeah it is true.

    • @Chg267
      @Chg267 5 років тому +294

      @@EnigmaticSoulExplorer yep another guy could have more friends than I do, make more money, is smarter than me, and has a GF and is generally happier. BUT I can move my pecs a bit and can do more pull-ups so it all evens out.

    • @jdblueee
      @jdblueee 5 років тому +6

      It's soo true

  • @caseym8179
    @caseym8179 7 років тому +4039

    I don't need women anyway, I lift weights in front of a mirror when I want to get off.

  • @salintruitt4139
    @salintruitt4139 7 років тому +2935

    "If you're dating a dad-bod you win by default because the other team failed to show up." lmao

    • @elmerwilber3308
      @elmerwilber3308 5 років тому +3

      .

    • @The_Superpack
      @The_Superpack 4 роки тому +1

      Or your not manly... manly men want beef on them it is better in a fight

    • @mattstern4044
      @mattstern4044 4 роки тому +16

      @@The_Superpack Yeah, and most girls want men who can use the right you're. Im taking the 160 ib dude who can bench his body weight over some fatass.

    • @CaptainKek-ql6rf
      @CaptainKek-ql6rf 4 роки тому +6

      @@The_Superpack cope

    • @The_Superpack
      @The_Superpack 4 роки тому

      @@CaptainKek-ql6rf you can not fight well prob

  • @JerryRigEverything
    @JerryRigEverything 9 років тому +2665

    I'm as shallow as a plate of cereal. Classic.

    • @nanodash3748
      @nanodash3748 6 років тому +57

      Haha as if you're on this channel as well!

    • @hassanshahid5832
      @hassanshahid5832 5 років тому +28

      Wow your viewers and his viewers don't overlap. I love your stuff and respect your biceps

    • @THEMEISTER004
      @THEMEISTER004 5 років тому +3

      Plates can be curved inward though

    • @DougisArmed
      @DougisArmed 5 років тому +40

      Scratches at level 6, with deeper grooves at a level 7.

    • @TraceguyRune
      @TraceguyRune 5 років тому +4

      Dayum look who it is!

  • @acrowsnest_t6630
    @acrowsnest_t6630 5 років тому +1819

    Dom is too smart for the "dumb character" he is playing.

    • @fastball6591
      @fastball6591 5 років тому +190

      He graduated from NYU’s film school. Dude is legitimately intelligent.

    • @caaaaaammy_g
      @caaaaaammy_g 4 роки тому +364

      @@fastball6591 Lol are you a dumb beta or something, he didnt go to NYU he went to growhio state it says it on his tank top

    • @ot1438
      @ot1438 4 роки тому +17

      true but the people in these comments are too stupid to see the satire. very funny video

    • @caaaaaammy_g
      @caaaaaammy_g 4 роки тому +63

      @@ot1438 I have never seen a serious comment on any of his videos

    • @randomname5580
      @randomname5580 4 роки тому +18

      IKR? He shouldn’t ever play that stupid ass mike character

  • @TheSecondVersion
    @TheSecondVersion 7 років тому +919

    This guy is the King of Metaphors

  • @tree5015
    @tree5015 7 років тому +929

    This topic slowly stopped being Satire and became a PSA.

    • @darishennen898
      @darishennen898 3 роки тому +4

      4 years ago you didn't know how correct this post would be

    • @Realhater1352
      @Realhater1352 2 роки тому

      No it’s still satire get over yourself

    • @hooktraining3966
      @hooktraining3966 2 роки тому +10

      @@Realhater1352 Dad bod government AI just outed itself

    • @nirorit
      @nirorit Рік тому

      @@Realhater1352it is… but come on I didn’t even laugh once it feels way too real. (Literally just dated a girl that fit the bill)

  • @LameNch33zy
    @LameNch33zy 8 років тому +3672

    It's sad that a video made as a joke is true.

    • @hanihabbal6922
      @hanihabbal6922 7 років тому +357

      There's truth in all of his videos, otherwise pepl would write it off as bs and he wouldn't this popular

    • @fox2569
      @fox2569 7 років тому +135

      The funniest jokes IMO are the ones which are true, that's why I love Dom's videos.

    • @RenegadeVile
      @RenegadeVile 6 років тому +72

      SOME truth. That's why it's satire. However, do not take it literally either.

    • @DarkestValar
      @DarkestValar 6 років тому +36

      its unsavory truths that we willingly ingest because they are thinly veiled in humor. (much like marinaded chicken )

    • @tonyblairseebiks5526
      @tonyblairseebiks5526 6 років тому +8

      it's hyperbole.

  • @linuxman777
    @linuxman777 6 років тому +298

    And this is why if you try to make gains to impress women you will always fail. Make gains for yourself, for your health and wellbeing and you will be less likely to fail.

    • @AniketPande03
      @AniketPande03 5 років тому +63

      Make gains to one day slather yourself in baby oil and then walk on stage wearing a thong so people can stare at every part of your body and rate it

    • @Florian00
      @Florian00 4 роки тому +14

      @@AniketPande03 Yeahh buddy

    • @timsickler5125
      @timsickler5125 4 роки тому +2

      No. You push yourself for them gains so that you are definitely bigger than that douchebag gym nemesis of yours

    • @max7971
      @max7971 3 роки тому +1

      @@AniketPande03 unironically this.

    • @himlolo
      @himlolo 3 роки тому +2

      I do it for looks(not to impress women, but just love how I look,I know it sounds self centered but I like being able to just look at myself and not scrutinize every part of my body like I used to) living longer, keeping my youth intact and not becoming a vegetable.

  • @DubstepFromGod
    @DubstepFromGod 9 років тому +2804

    That Lion King reference was on point.

    • @_patriciojavier22
      @_patriciojavier22 9 років тому +67

      A top class metaphor

    • @DubstepFromGod
      @DubstepFromGod 9 років тому +1

      Patricio Zalazar tell me about it.

    • @khalimadeath
      @khalimadeath 9 років тому +5

      Dubstep From God Top KEK

    • @jpsm1th
      @jpsm1th 9 років тому +65

      Dubstep From God "Dont fuck the toucan"

    • @cccEngineer
      @cccEngineer 9 років тому +1

      Dubstep From God Alpha metaphor.

  • @CheeseMuncher14
    @CheeseMuncher14 8 років тому +1541

    My brain has two halves "Left and Right swipes" rofl

  • @bloods2jzgte940
    @bloods2jzgte940 9 років тому +2055

    I know the whole channel is satire and shit but honestly Dom drops little wisdom bombs all the damn time. "It's the physical manifestation of complacency"

    • @SuperIffyjiffy
      @SuperIffyjiffy 9 років тому +196

      Dude this whole video was pretty much spot on. He just makes it funny

    • @DirtyyDom
      @DirtyyDom 9 років тому +81

      Bloods2JZGTE He does. I think thats why it's so good. On the surface it's just funny dumb jokes but there's a bunch of clever things thrown in there.

    • @MastersOfAll7581
      @MastersOfAll7581 9 років тому +136

      Gian helps write a lot of the script, too, so let's not forget him

    • @inaccessiblecardinal9352
      @inaccessiblecardinal9352 9 років тому +62

      Bloods2JZGTE All good satire is rooted in truth. Sometimes it illuminates the truth even more than the actual statement of the truth. e.g. crossfit vs lifting: "it's the difference between building a house, and being really good at putting nails in a board". 50% magic.

    • @Andrew_Georghiou
      @Andrew_Georghiou 9 років тому +3

      it makes the truth 'imminent' like glowing the truth is imminent

  • @aisha-3857
    @aisha-3857 6 років тому +1212

    Girls like Dad bods bc they can let themselves go , and they know the guy won't leave them. It's kinda controlling

    • @eldrichery853
      @eldrichery853 5 років тому +204

      Having a girlfriend who likes your "dad bod" is a fucking trap, I know that because I've been there.

    • @jjberg83
      @jjberg83 5 років тому +19

      You are correct!

    • @jacksonhuang1440
      @jacksonhuang1440 5 років тому +72

      Eldri†chery same here. And once the relationship ends, she moves on quick and you’re stuck in with 1 year worth of gains to make and fat loss to do lol

    • @princedhewa
      @princedhewa 4 роки тому +7

      Girls want to dominating

    • @mr.devil9577
      @mr.devil9577 4 роки тому +66

      I got a fat ass friend that has a smokin hot gf and he told me he'd leave her if she ever got fat.
      Enjoy your day

  • @quintintabura919
    @quintintabura919 8 років тому +1947

    You nailed it man, thanks for blowing the whistle on why women really "like" the dad bod, because they see a giant "you can dominate me" sign written all over it.

    • @ShanobiBanobi
      @ShanobiBanobi 8 років тому +58

      books intimidate you too? :P

    • @roqueleader512
      @roqueleader512 8 років тому +92

      Books are hard. :/

    • @Tropicsca
      @Tropicsca 8 років тому +40

      fuck books

    • @diceyourlife5289
      @diceyourlife5289 8 років тому +35

      what are books?

    • @RenegadeVile
      @RenegadeVile 6 років тому +44

      You do realize he was also making fun of lifters and people who try to get in shape all the time too, right? He was essentially saying that there's nothing wrong with the dad bod so long as it's attached to someone who is still good at something or passionate about something.

  • @casf120
    @casf120 9 років тому +1799

    "a sack of meat, with boat shoes, and his mom's debit card" lol god damn.

    • @flightdoc9087
      @flightdoc9087 9 років тому +12

      +casf120
      I used to wear boat shoes to the gym. Then I got in trouble lol.

    • @nomtijorti
      @nomtijorti 9 років тому +1

      +casf120 both shoes*

    • @BigDawgRey95
      @BigDawgRey95 9 років тому +29

      +floridden he definitely said boat shoes bro

    • @nomtijorti
      @nomtijorti 9 років тому

      Preston Ray both shoes and his mom's debit card.
      he's referring to what the guy owns.
      Is Englsh your first language?

    • @casf120
      @casf120 9 років тому +30

      floridden
      lol no Dom said "boat shoes" it's a common shoe worn by college guys especially those in fraternities.

  • @eric8642004
    @eric8642004 8 років тому +862

    I can relate! I lost 70 pounds and got heavily into fitness and health and my wife says I was more fun when I ate like a slob!

    • @noahschenck6715
      @noahschenck6715 8 років тому +457

      eric8642004 Props to you for kicking ass, man.

    • @BobSmith-dt6xs
      @BobSmith-dt6xs 7 років тому +441

      Probably because she's lazy and can't be bothered to change, no offense.

    • @charliepruett9480
      @charliepruett9480 6 років тому +71

      eric8642004 that's rough bro. She should support you becoming healthier

    • @David-ud9ju
      @David-ud9ju 6 років тому +75

      Yeah, most women (that aren't psychos) generally want a man that can take control and dominate, because that's what we've evolved to be like. Women that are going with a Dad bod are probably pretty likely to cheat on you when a more attractive dominate guy offers them what they really want.

    • @WheatSn4ckBread
      @WheatSn4ckBread 6 років тому +111

      @Kaeledas same here, I would tell my (ex)gf that I wanted to eat healthier and lose weight. Then suddenly she would start cooking me unhealthy meals, and randomly show up at my work with cheeseburgers and other fast food. Same with alcohol, I would say that I wanted to quit or cut back, and she would bring home beer. Since we broke up I've been eating clean and working out 6 days a week.

  • @Gigatless
    @Gigatless 6 років тому +449

    You didn't finish the pizza. What was that half assed rep bro?

    • @greaves8332
      @greaves8332 6 років тому +13

      Nah man too many unhealthy calories

    • @gigaatom
      @gigaatom 3 роки тому +3

      That much pizza would be a start to a Keto diet and Dom is better than that

  • @meagangrace3300
    @meagangrace3300 8 років тому +1073

    Guys who go to the gym are hella attractive. Putting in the effort to look and feel your best is admirable. Props to all the guys who work and or have kids and still make time for exercise rather than excuses.

    • @DaBeezKneez
      @DaBeezKneez 8 років тому +81

      +Meagan Grace thank you.. at least someone appreciate our efforts

    • @DaBeezKneez
      @DaBeezKneez 8 років тому +58

      ***** I work out my face as much as I do my legs
      so you get the idea xD

    • @The_Russian_Bias
      @The_Russian_Bias 8 років тому +3

      +Ronald Colin nice one XD

    • @horatiohuffnagel7978
      @horatiohuffnagel7978 8 років тому +69

      +Meagan Grace Same to the ladies. Especially the ones who work out more than just their asses. Ladies have to get the nice upper body too.

    • @AronHallan
      @AronHallan 8 років тому +37

      +Meagan Grace Awww thank you, i admire the girls who actually train hard and mind their own business instead of doing shit just to get male attention.

  • @Koballin
    @Koballin 9 років тому +621

    "Modern 'mein kamp'" Jesus fucking Christ I'm dying

    • @LOLLYPOPPE
      @LOLLYPOPPE 8 років тому

      Rip

    • @andrewm7477
      @andrewm7477 8 років тому

      +Taylor Welu hahaha! this one is top 3, at least

    • @ss4adam
      @ss4adam 7 років тому

      when did he say that?

    • @aero2486
      @aero2486 7 років тому

      adam kim minute 4:00

  • @javierplowells6140
    @javierplowells6140 7 років тому +257

    "...but quickly realize, the reason you lift, is to be better than people." Can´t argue with that

    • @tudoralex-ve7st
      @tudoralex-ve7st 4 роки тому

      @Sean Matthews what if everyone else is muscular also?what do you do then

  • @redactedcanceledcensored6890
    @redactedcanceledcensored6890 6 років тому +328

    >Dom: "I'm stoopid af"
    >also Dom: *puts subtle history jokes in his rants*
    well done, sir

    • @grizzle7935
      @grizzle7935 5 років тому +11

      I think he's a schoolteacher in real life.

    • @salt_factory7566
      @salt_factory7566 Рік тому +5

      @@grizzle7935 He is the brofessor after all

  • @EAS573182
    @EAS573182 9 років тому +1045

    Dad bod is a joke of an excuse to be lazy.

    • @nikb6528
      @nikb6528 9 років тому +2

      Bradley Wilson by a dad bod owner himself

    • @JosephBlow123
      @JosephBlow123 9 років тому +2

      Dad bods are frat bro

    • @damlurker
      @damlurker 9 років тому

      Aneesh Sompalli no it isnt. its just a balanced physique where u dont take lifting weights rule your life

    • @EAS573182
      @EAS573182 9 років тому +20

      ***** Haha okay man.. Keep telling yourself that. People with that kind of mentality will always settle for second.

    • @EAS573182
      @EAS573182 9 років тому +5

      20k subs without a single video!? Nice avatar man!

  • @rangersmustang
    @rangersmustang 8 років тому +635

    "As we turn the page on this modern Mein Kampf"

    • @GAmerJUM
      @GAmerJUM 6 років тому +4

      Ranger Moore Keine Witze über deutsche Literatur!

  • @KX5Kat
    @KX5Kat 8 років тому +870

    "Books intimidate me and remind me how dumb I am", I'm done!

    • @SilencerXLR8
      @SilencerXLR8 5 років тому +13

      And then he shows a goosebumps book

    • @Handeee805
      @Handeee805 5 років тому +1

      @@SilencerXLR8 🤣

  • @SVJMIA
    @SVJMIA 3 роки тому +58

    6 years later and this is still gold.

    • @gm9460
      @gm9460 3 роки тому +5

      It is but is no longer accurate it would seem. Don’t see much clamour for the dad bod anymore.
      Or rather the definition is now an off cycle Jason Momoa at 15-20% body fat (so basically not a dad bod at all)

  • @bubba1234e
    @bubba1234e 9 років тому +569

    "if you're gunna do something, do it 100 percent" - word

    • @EE-hj7cm
      @EE-hj7cm 9 років тому +71

      bubba1234e the most serious video by Dom ever ahah

    • @DarKnightofCydonia
      @DarKnightofCydonia 9 років тому +3

      Erling W There was some legitimate advice in there

    • @EE-hj7cm
      @EE-hj7cm 9 років тому

      DarKnightofCydonia Yeah, seriously, this was Dom speaking his true opinions lol You can hear how mad he is xD

    • @GodOfTheInternets
      @GodOfTheInternets 9 років тому

      bubba1234e fukken bs, I doubt any of you never drink alcohol or never do a cheat day.

    • @EE-hj7cm
      @EE-hj7cm 9 років тому +3

      GodOfTheInternets​ then we'll drink a 100% and cheat a 100% ;)

  • @BobSmith-dt6xs
    @BobSmith-dt6xs 7 років тому +1518

    I know that this channel is satirical, but this video is actually correct. Going for a Dad bod is just a way for women to feel better about themselves and they know that the guy will be a push over.

    • @diegoestmar559
      @diegoestmar559 7 років тому +178

      Ikr! i normally see his videos looking for a laugh but this one is true at its finest, i know it for experience, before i started working out i was chubby and my girlfriend had no fucking problems but when my body started to change for the better, all her insecurities arose, she even told me she preferred the old, low self esteemed me :s

    • @BIackDomina
      @BIackDomina 6 років тому +72

      Diego Estmar ditch her srs

    • @tommygainer942
      @tommygainer942 6 років тому

      Spot on

    • @michaelalguire419
      @michaelalguire419 6 років тому

      Ok but don't women usually dump the pushovers?

    • @gmangsxr750
      @gmangsxr750 6 років тому +15

      You don’t “go for” the dad bod. You wake up... and it’s there... and you’re like WTF?!?!?!

  • @Xerxes847
    @Xerxes847 8 років тому +350

    I'm going to go ahead now and dive into the literal pits of hell...the female psyche. LOL

  • @gabrielcordova408
    @gabrielcordova408 4 роки тому +388

    next video: why a lack of pump is worse than coronavirus

  • @GirthyManParts
    @GirthyManParts 8 років тому +1186

    KURT KOBAIN - funniest shit ever

  • @lwAtErOnEl
    @lwAtErOnEl 9 років тому +887

    Calling it "dad bod" is creepy as fuck. Do these girls think of their dads when they see them?

    • @Ownzian
      @Ownzian 9 років тому +94

      lwAtErOnEl freud was right again.

    • @fuchsiafreud
      @fuchsiafreud 9 років тому +1

      Ownzian I'm as suprised as anyone!

    • @deathmetal1ean
      @deathmetal1ean 9 років тому +1

      Your missing the joke

    • @drmanhattan9101
      @drmanhattan9101 9 років тому +7

      lwAtErOnEl no, they think the guy could be a father to their child.

    • @chrono8233
      @chrono8233 9 років тому +16

      Ryan Nelson
      Sounds like parasitic behavior to me.. Choosing a "Dad Host"

  • @101brickbulider
    @101brickbulider 8 років тому +287

    "It's not Ebola, but I wish it was."
    LMFAO 😂😂😂

  • @DioBrando-ln1to
    @DioBrando-ln1to 6 років тому +235

    The article was written honestly. For once I see nothing but truth in article written about what people want in a partner. "Not intimidating" and "Wanting to be the pretty one" are literally saying directly that they are insecure and want a guy with what they know is an unattractive body (but not "too" unattractive to where they can't stand it) so they can have others who look at them go "Oh my god she's so pretty, why is she with him?" and the like. That's a relationship based entirely off insecurity, and needing complete domination over a partner to not feel insecure.
    And us guys should never have a problem with this. Because girls who think like this and go for dad bods will stay away from guys that look good, and that only helps us find girls actually worth having.

    • @adanwillams3684
      @adanwillams3684 6 років тому +5

      John Whitman stay pure

    • @darthkarroto2183
      @darthkarroto2183 4 роки тому +7

      That’s my guy preach

    • @rainyfeathers9148
      @rainyfeathers9148 3 роки тому

      Got a little incel there, mate...

    • @akroutines1606
      @akroutines1606 2 роки тому +1

      True words man! You can rarely find these kind of opinions in this politicaly correct filtered society!

    • @MyZ001
      @MyZ001 2 роки тому

      Actually, what they'll do is go and on a 'girls night' and get fcuked by the hotter more attractive guys. Then, come back to the happy homemaker guy that she knows ain't going anywhere cause he couldn't even get his ass off the couch to make it to the gym for his day 3 outta 3.

  • @Freezma
    @Freezma 9 років тому +4722

    "I want a dad bod" said no one ever..

    • @ToxiqzzHD
      @ToxiqzzHD 9 років тому +17

      Freezma Freezy you want the dad bod brah.

    • @hiphopismydrug1
      @hiphopismydrug1 9 років тому +235

      Freezma the girl who wrote the article is 19. i am not going to put down the weights because a teenager claims she doesn't like muscles.

    • @MrRik338
      @MrRik338 9 років тому +22

      Rap Goth So you would if it was a middle aged house mom.

    • @jamirequez
      @jamirequez 9 років тому +32

      Freezma "I don't want to appear vain and spend all my time in the gym" said a lot of people

    • @MrOpticBlade
      @MrOpticBlade 9 років тому +27

      Probably a lot of very obese people would be perfectly secure with a so called dad body though

  • @C0d0ps
    @C0d0ps 9 років тому +369

    Wow he brought up Digimon..
    Right in the feels ...

    • @cuzimrickjames
      @cuzimrickjames 9 років тому +1

      ***** and the MTG reference... amazing! the Nerd level on this vid was right up there.

    • @C0d0ps
      @C0d0ps 9 років тому

      James Rick MTG?

    • @theProgram24
      @theProgram24 9 років тому +4

      ***** magic the gathering, its a card game... pic at 0:08

    • @C0d0ps
      @C0d0ps 9 років тому

      theProgram24 Ah, ok.
      Didn't know the acronym for it..
      But I have heard of it and seen some people play it.
      I played Yu-Gi-Oh instead ^^

  • @Dek1G40
    @Dek1G40 9 років тому +523

    Lost it at "don't fuck the toucan"

    • @ABflanagan523
      @ABflanagan523 9 років тому

      dan martin lol me too dood

    • @cameroncheaure6692
      @cameroncheaure6692 9 років тому

      Make that 3

    • @dontwuryboutit
      @dontwuryboutit 9 років тому +1

      Haha I literally laughed out loud when he said that shit.

    • @LegacyEvoAce
      @LegacyEvoAce 9 років тому

      haha yeah

    • @burnssmith9817
      @burnssmith9817 9 років тому +4

      +dan martin It's funny but he explains it perfectly! Everyone lowering there standards and giving up....

  • @Johnboysmudge
    @Johnboysmudge 6 років тому +37

    Still come back to this from time to time. There's fewer things as motivational on the internet. On days I don't feel like lifting I watch this then pretty much sprint to the gym :)

  • @masteroogway2853
    @masteroogway2853 8 років тому +543

    KURT COBAIN

    • @save15ormore56
      @save15ormore56 6 років тому +38

      Doggo when you think about it almost all of the great people in history committed suicide Kurt Cobain, Micheal Jackson, Adolf Hitler.

    • @HilariousDragonAir12
      @HilariousDragonAir12 5 років тому +2

      E Legal and obama

    • @stevejobsseindaddy9974
      @stevejobsseindaddy9974 5 років тому +25

      @@save15ormore56 hold on wait a minute

    • @tarpnarp
      @tarpnarp 5 років тому +3

      Kurt Cobain was murdered though

    • @fumothfan9
      @fumothfan9 4 роки тому +3

      I died at that part

  • @TheDKing67
    @TheDKing67 8 років тому +549

    3:30 did he yell Kurt kobain when downed that beer shotgun ?

    • @nosirrahx
      @nosirrahx 8 років тому +108

      Yep, he killed it, literally.

    • @TheDKing67
      @TheDKing67 8 років тому +44

      Huh, A lot more thought go into these than I thought...

    • @ke8814
      @ke8814 8 років тому +12

      As if that's some kind of a deep joke hidden under layers of comedy, most obvious line in history

    • @Brew1dCity
      @Brew1dCity 7 років тому

      _Jamison_ LMFAO

    • @nygeek6471
      @nygeek6471 7 років тому +6

      He yells Kurt Cobain because he killed himself with a shotgun to the mouth

  • @Edtweet
    @Edtweet 9 років тому +695

    LMFAO "KURT COBAIN"@3:35

    • @Dardojs89
      @Dardojs89 9 років тому +28

      Edtweet
      Wow didn't catch that. thats messed up. lol

    • @christyambrown
      @christyambrown 9 років тому

      LOL

    • @joselmontoya
      @joselmontoya 9 років тому +46

      LMAO!!! I still can't get over that! Maybe he should have said "KURT COGAINZ!!!"

    • @NSD2327
      @NSD2327 9 років тому +4

      Edtweet I fucking lost it.....

    • @Edtweet
      @Edtweet 9 років тому

      Jose Montoya thats a good one xD

  • @brynnb3813
    @brynnb3813 6 років тому +78

    Honestly I've always liked fit guys for other reasons than they are hot (though definitely a plus) its healthy, it shows dedication and discipline, I also like to work out so having a gym partner is never a bad thing.

  • @outsiders4951
    @outsiders4951 8 років тому +110

    Just discovered this channel a few minutes ago, this guy literally has the funniest dark humour ive ever heard, ill be a loyal watcher of his videos now for quite a while lol hahaha

    • @dannynyc9133
      @dannynyc9133 8 років тому +3

      +outsiders just discovered too. crackin me the fuck up! This guy is awesome

    • @rooost9856
      @rooost9856 6 років тому +1

      outsiders same

  • @BradleyMartynOnline
    @BradleyMartynOnline 9 років тому +322

    bradley wilson...seriously bro?

  • @johnsguitarmusicanddemos
    @johnsguitarmusicanddemos 8 років тому +372

    I think that the "DAD BOD" is more than that. If you have a hot body... I think that the girl will feel you can get somebody easily if you were to break up with her so she hasn't got the upper hand. But, if it the other way and you have a dad bod..... she knows it would be harder for somebody else to find you attractive thus she can feel dominant over you and you would have to keep her happy. Just my personal experience.

    • @b19931228
      @b19931228 8 років тому +14

      upper hand

    • @starrylive7802
      @starrylive7802 8 років тому +12

      But it says that girls are crazy over dad bods and wouldn't that be easy for the guy to pick up chicks

    • @loonaticaaron
      @loonaticaaron 8 років тому +86

      John Brown that's literally his point in the whole video

    • @craigmoye2322
      @craigmoye2322 8 років тому +17

      I actually heard they did a study and found that a woman's goal when it comes to getting a man is to find someone no one will steal from them. Women will even cultivate their taste in men so that it will not conflict with their friends taste

    • @loonaticaaron
      @loonaticaaron 8 років тому +7

      ***** to be fair, men do that as well

  • @roflcopter4388
    @roflcopter4388 5 років тому +46

    Its 2019 and this is still the most epic video on UA-cam

  • @airsingh1354
    @airsingh1354 9 років тому +406

    this is actually some real shit man. behind all the jokes is some actual good views

    • @Xeirus911
      @Xeirus911 9 років тому +24

      airsingh13 The last few videos have had some underlying real talk. It's pretty cool.

    • @jamirequez
      @jamirequez 9 років тому

      airsingh13 you realise its irony right?

    • @ItzOba
      @ItzOba 9 років тому +35

      jamie scott *satire

    • @ttu0mas96
      @ttu0mas96 9 років тому +6

      MrYungsage Yes its satire but this one happens to be 100% true anyway! To hell with the dad bod!

    • @jamirequez
      @jamirequez 9 років тому +1

      MrYungsage not mutually exclusive mate

  • @Alic_R1
    @Alic_R1 9 років тому +398

    Dad bod.. sounds like I'm too lazy to fix my shitty appearance bod

    • @Kickasscomedy94
      @Kickasscomedy94 9 років тому

      Hats pretty much it

    • @Kickasscomedy94
      @Kickasscomedy94 9 років тому

      *thats

    • @jonathandominguez2273
      @jonathandominguez2273 9 років тому +1

      Anyone who is lazy and doesn't do anything in life and a shitty body

    • @lostalex77
      @lostalex77 9 років тому +1

      Tehhslayer you don't understand the concept, a normal male body doesn't look "shitty" to them. believe it or not, some people are attracted to normal people.

    • @mick3yon3ill
      @mick3yon3ill 9 років тому +4

      lostalex77 "Normal" male body, aka someone who is just to lazy to do anything.

  • @eljefe881
    @eljefe881 7 років тому +159

    "The sweatpants of people - offensively unattractive, but comfortable and easy to use." I died at that one! That is perfect!

    • @ronstewart5945
      @ronstewart5945 Рік тому

      My dead moment was the sudden and unexpected Kurt Cobain reference. I choked.

  • @melmagallon6233
    @melmagallon6233 4 роки тому +104

    Gentlemen, look past the jokes and you'll find this is one of the most insightful monologues you'll ever find on UA-cam about relationships and women.

  • @ScoutCrafter
    @ScoutCrafter 8 років тому +710

    BroScience has the highest video like percentage of all UA-cam! 😃👍

    • @mohsin3488
      @mohsin3488 8 років тому +6

      Wrong MatoJelic does

    • @ScoutCrafter
      @ScoutCrafter 8 років тому +2

      +Cody - You might be right, he makes Chess interesting! 😃👍

    • @kevinneira1590
      @kevinneira1590 8 років тому +14

      ScoutCrafter niga higa

    • @notpresobama1553
      @notpresobama1553 7 років тому +4

      Mohsin was not expecting a chess fan to lift other than myself 😂

    • @anandpatel1074
      @anandpatel1074 6 років тому +1

      Yeah, that's bullshit

  • @ZombieDeathRace
    @ZombieDeathRace 8 років тому +647

    The 2k who disliked this video have a body that can only be described as "frumpy"...

    • @natemc.954
      @natemc.954 8 років тому +15

      or they are dad bods

    • @tywonellington
      @tywonellington 8 років тому +2

      More likely, they don't realize it's a farce.

    • @umangagarwal160
      @umangagarwal160 6 років тому +2

      People with dad bid can like this video who want to improve, dislikes are from those who don't want to do shit and will probably due yelling fat acceptance

  • @weiner392
    @weiner392 6 років тому +30

    this is such a masterpiece I can't stop rewatching

  • @MeNotYou62
    @MeNotYou62 8 років тому +186

    "As we turn the page on this modern Mein Kampf"
    Holy shit I'm losing it

    • @bigmcdick4916
      @bigmcdick4916 5 років тому +1

      JL-CptAtom Dude wtf is up with you

    • @max7971
      @max7971 3 роки тому +1

      @JL-XrtaMayoNoCheese based

    • @hyrumcannon3789
      @hyrumcannon3789 3 роки тому

      @JL-XrtaMayoNoCheese is that really what he wrote? If so, I am interested that he payed so much attention

  • @laughs4389
    @laughs4389 8 років тому +211

    This video is hilarious but the reason I left my old life thanks Dom.
    After I saw this video 5 months ago I looked at myself and said fuck this body I started working out everyday except Sunday (Rest Day) I started at 210 lbs weak,size L ,I couldn't do a push up, couldn't run 1/4 mile and now 5 months later I'm at 182 lbs Goal is (170lbs)i Now have a max bench of 150lbs I am size M and runs mile in under 8 min.i Thank you Dom even though this video sarcasm it had actual truth #Thanks

    • @5mited797
      @5mited797 8 років тому +11

      +Laughs good work

    • @piochin23
      @piochin23 8 років тому +18

      +Laughs good shit OG. welcome to the gym bro life

    • @TwoStupidGeniuses
      @TwoStupidGeniuses 7 років тому +2

      Laughs Sick progress dude! Keep it up and keep kicking ass!

    • @HeartlessFighter971
      @HeartlessFighter971 7 років тому +1

      Good stuff man I'd love a year later update

    • @RamsyC9
      @RamsyC9 7 років тому +1

      That's great to hear! Got an update?

  • @joshuapiszczek1924
    @joshuapiszczek1924 9 років тому +280

    Somebody had to put those non-lifting peasants in their place. Thank you, Broscience.
    Sincerely,
    Anyone who lifts

    • @joshuapiszczek1924
      @joshuapiszczek1924 9 років тому +80

      I gotta try rolling up my pizza into a burrito from now on tho

  • @wimpiebaars7286
    @wimpiebaars7286 7 років тому +284

    this is just like fat acceptance. dom is actually angry about this stuff.

    • @donnyohakam
      @donnyohakam 4 роки тому +4

      he's not angry at all

    • @clerpington_the_fifth
      @clerpington_the_fifth 3 роки тому +2

      No suprise at all considering dom states many times hes a feminist.

  • @wmoli872
    @wmoli872 8 років тому +136

    Equal doses truth and satire.

  • @singeenfeu
    @singeenfeu 8 років тому +39

    -The real reason you lift, is to be better than people.
    I paused to sub.

  • @TheTyrori
    @TheTyrori 9 років тому +24

    this was surprisingly philosophical and psychological for this channel and really highlights what I've also considered some of the most fundemental elements of a legitimate human relationship. also, that uggs metaphor was on point af.

  • @Autobot_Megatron
    @Autobot_Megatron 6 років тому +121

    "If you date a dad bod, you win by default because the other team failed to show up."
    LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gp46and2
    @gp46and2 8 років тому +81

    This is actually super fucking accurate.

  • @IXChandlerXI
    @IXChandlerXI 8 років тому +210

    if you google 'don't fuck the toucan' you get here. The internet is amazing

    • @Akkodha-
      @Akkodha- 8 років тому +1

      You weren't kidding

    • @LOLCHICKEN92
      @LOLCHICKEN92 8 років тому +9

      +Josh Chandler Oh holy shit. I had to see if you were joking. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. That's awesome.

    • @DoubleBarrelDarrell
      @DoubleBarrelDarrell 8 років тому

      +LOLCHICKEN92 I did the same thing. Had to check. Freakin' hilarious!

    • @MrKing-qd7gi
      @MrKing-qd7gi 7 років тому

      lol still works!

  • @HotTagProductions
    @HotTagProductions 9 років тому +17

    "...this modern Mein Kampf" had me almost spitting out my whey. Love this stuff man. Just found you today, keep it coming.

    • @horatiohuffnagel7978
      @horatiohuffnagel7978 9 років тому +4

      Taylor Armstrong How long have you been lifting if you're just discovering the brofessor. You must be in the brotege stage.

  • @JP-my7hs
    @JP-my7hs 5 років тому +28

    “You can’t strike out if u keep getting foul balls” = dad bod. Incredible analogy

  • @allkinds1069
    @allkinds1069 7 років тому +36

    Dude as sarcastic as he is pretty much everything he says here is spot on

  • @BlazerManiacNumber96
    @BlazerManiacNumber96 8 років тому +48

    I think this is his best video. Because it's hilarious, but he also manages to speak some serious truth here.

    • @Eziokilla9595
      @Eziokilla9595 8 років тому +18

      +BlazerManiacNumber96 "I don't want someone to enrich my life. I want someone to reassure me that my shitty life is adequate."
      Hilarious, but plain brilliant.

  • @TheComebackkidMc
    @TheComebackkidMc 9 років тому +44

    "I'm going to go ahead and dive into the literal pits of hell...the female psyche", then shows a picture of Sharknado. Spot on I must say! lol

  • @stephennaas3539
    @stephennaas3539 6 років тому +43

    "I'm diving into the literal pits of hell, the female psyquie" HAHAHAHA

  • @EngineeredTruth
    @EngineeredTruth 9 років тому +24

    Beautifully written, beautifully delivered. Speaks to me

  • @rubenventer5976
    @rubenventer5976 8 років тому +255

    Kurt Cobain killed me

  • @vinh8464
    @vinh8464 7 років тому +78

    LMAO "don't Fk the tucan" dom is amazing.

  • @ZainAhmed-ns2di
    @ZainAhmed-ns2di 3 роки тому +27

    You started lifting to get girls, but you quickly realized the real reason you started lifting is to be better than people.
    -This is so accurate lmao

  • @cosmosgato
    @cosmosgato 9 років тому +273

    This guy is a genius

    • @xerith22
      @xerith22 9 років тому +4

      A genius? No...it's called common sense and those who don't have it might think of something so simple as being spectacular...

    • @cosmosgato
      @cosmosgato 9 років тому +9

      xerith22
      Do you know what *_SARCASM_* is?
      It's clear some not only -lack common sense- are stupid but have no sense of humor either. LOL

    • @xerith22
      @xerith22 9 років тому +1

      lol the way you wrote it out did not depict sarcasm.. just sayin...

    • @albboy96
      @albboy96 9 років тому +6

      cosmosgato well of course he is since he has a PhD in Broscience :D

    • @huydao7395
      @huydao7395 9 років тому +1

      cosmosgato someone else writes this stuff...it's a two person team

  • @Ferdy1337
    @Ferdy1337 8 років тому +23

    This is my favorite Brosience video. Was laughing all the way through it so I had to re-watch it cuz I couldnt hear it over my own lols.

  • @SapientOriginal
    @SapientOriginal 9 років тому +122

    3:40 "kurt cobain! so messed up but so funny

    • @SapientOriginal
      @SapientOriginal 9 років тому +29

      probly one of the best broscience videos

  • @madarabindustries
    @madarabindustries 6 років тому +60

    "you started lifting to get girls, but you quickly realised the real reason you lift is to be better than people"

  • @0Letten0
    @0Letten0 8 років тому +32

    He was so right.
    I started lifting to get girls, but I still do because I am "better that people"

    • @AmazingStoryDewd
      @AmazingStoryDewd 5 років тому

      What about for your health? Or does that not matter?

    • @harrisons62
      @harrisons62 5 років тому +5

      James Roscoe lol ur funny.

  • @B3Band
    @B3Band 9 років тому +144

    I am so gonna try to eat a pizza like that now

    • @statusREfresh
      @statusREfresh 9 років тому +29

      Bloodbath and Beyond i had the same thought. it's borderline brilliant. it's like a pizza burrito... a pizzarito.

    • @deadheart556
      @deadheart556 9 років тому +1

      Post the vid n UA-cam please!

    • @EviLNox8
      @EviLNox8 9 років тому +1

      Bloodbath and Beyond Make sure you get two slices!

    • @magiphobia4688
      @magiphobia4688 9 років тому

      Bloodbath and Beyond me to

    • @kingdavey90
      @kingdavey90 9 років тому

      Bloodbath and Beyond Exactly my reaction!

  • @Bodybuildingleague
    @Bodybuildingleague 9 років тому +71

    Waiting patiently for the Mom Bod follow up video!

    • @tdylan
      @tdylan 9 років тому +33

      BodyBuilding League I was thinking about that the entire time too. Maria Kang got all kinds of shit for "fat shaming" when she posted pics of her athletic body after having 3 kids. Yet Rachel Hollis, another mother of 3, gets praise for being proud of her flabby, post-baby belly. It's all about lowering the bar so everyone can waddle their lazy asses over it.

    • @Fauna987
      @Fauna987 9 років тому

      BodyBuilding League Yes!!!! Please do this!!!

    • @SuperDiablos2010
      @SuperDiablos2010 9 років тому +7

      Mom bod is not trending lol hot milfs that workout and look bomb at the gym is lol regular mom bod like the dad bod is nasty lol

  • @82BIGRYAN
    @82BIGRYAN 2 роки тому +3

    Followed this guy for years. Love his humor. Currently motivation. I Got old. Got hurt. Got fat. I’m over 300 now. Been working out for 2 weeks. Eating correctly. Can’t do shit. Can’t breathe. Stay working out. Fuck this hell

  • @GerikDT
    @GerikDT 9 років тому +142

    What exactly constitutes a dad bod? Being average? Not working out? Body fat percentage of 20 and little to no muscle?

    • @Rem694u2
      @Rem694u2 9 років тому +106

      Mutzaki Pretty much.

    • @matas8435
      @matas8435 9 років тому +83

      Mutzaki which means it's easier for the girl to approach, but i'd rather sweat my ass of 4 days a week and make girls afraid to approach me than to end up like a dad bod and get easy girls.

    • @killerrush77
      @killerrush77 9 років тому +17

      Mutzaki 20% seems too good for dad bod, try 30% it would seem "they" want

    • @LONNiETOWN
      @LONNiETOWN 9 років тому

      I have 22% and muscle, am i perfect?

    • @thestruggleisreal3043
      @thestruggleisreal3043 9 років тому

      I'm 21% and I don't have a big belly 😩

  • @finler3
    @finler3 7 років тому +38

    "As we turn the page on this modern Mein Kamf."
    Simply perfection

  • @jaredfarmer77
    @jaredfarmer77 8 років тому +18

    Replace occasionally with all the fucking time, and on the weekend with all the fucking time

  • @HughManatea
    @HughManatea 6 років тому +90

    My gf had no standards. She was completley ok with me being complacent. I dumped her after 3 months at the gym. I was doing some hard cardio Ill never forget I had this thought that correlates directly. I know this is supposed to be funny, but it is the truth. If there is no expectations from your significant other...Run head straight to the gym.

  • @hailshonny
    @hailshonny 8 років тому +91

    This guy acts like a meathead but I can tell he is actually very intelligent.

  • @huhhwuhh
    @huhhwuhh 8 років тому +51

    "I'm about as shallow as a plate of cereal"
    😂

  • @gus9489
    @gus9489 6 років тому +21

    ‘Girls, you’re Naala, go find a Simba, or at least a Scar’. On point.

  • @mikegutschow8384
    @mikegutschow8384 4 роки тому +60

    I have a theory on this. As long as your speaking as a character, you can say what you truly feel in your heart. Yes, most of what dom says is over the top, but most of it is true and if someone just said it as a normal person, they would be torn to shreds by the pc culture.
    If you want to say something thats considered a little risky in todays world, make a charater and an accent and say it. Then...all the ridicule can be passed off to your character, but what you said will still be true.

    • @youllcowardsdontevensmokec3656
      @youllcowardsdontevensmokec3656 4 роки тому +6

      PC culture has a lot of positive and things I agree with, but its unfortunate that some of said positive movements such as body positivity are hijacked by those who want a free pass in life. Now whenever one mentions body positivity the immediate reaction might be to think of fat people who want validation despite their unhealthiness, which is quite unfortunate that a good idea was completely bastardized.

    • @youllcowardsdontevensmokec3656
      @youllcowardsdontevensmokec3656 4 роки тому +1

      @John Ratican As a leftist I'll have to defend myself in saying that's a bit of a bastardization of my point. "Elimination of values" isn't the clear intention, but it is unfortunate that the idea is hijacked by those who use it to platform themselves.

    • @mikegutschow8384
      @mikegutschow8384 4 роки тому +3

      @@youllcowardsdontevensmokec3656 well said. I totally agree. Idk, politics used to be just a tiny aspect of most peoples lives but it seems now people consider it a huge part of their identity. I support everyones rights to their opinions though, I just dont want to get to a point where leaning one way or the other means were "against" each other off jump street. People want to connect with people inherently and drawing those hard lines sometimes doesn't help that. But satire helps haha. But I totally agree with what you said.

    • @youllcowardsdontevensmokec3656
      @youllcowardsdontevensmokec3656 4 роки тому +4

      @John Ratican Riiiiiiight, nice victim complex bud. You should just stop at this point guy.

    • @salt_factory7566
      @salt_factory7566 2 роки тому

      This goes back farther than you might think. Even Shakespeare would espouse controversial opinions of his time through the voices of his characters.

  • @Arcaryon
    @Arcaryon 5 років тому +20

    The writing and his whole performance is genius. The subtle use of "gym psychology" mixed with humor and simple yet excellent entertainment is just on another level than most other comedy channels. Clever.

  • @williamjohn8633
    @williamjohn8633 2 роки тому +12

    Nothing but facts. 6 months into my last relationship, I felt very disgusted with myself for being overweight. I decided to clean up my eating habits and lift 5x/week. I lost 70 lbs. needless to say. The leaner my face got, the more attractive I became. I got increasingly more attention from women in public much to my then gf's chagrin. Things quickly spiraled downhill with her and we broke up. Her words were: "You're no longer the guy I fell in love with." What's even worse is that I allowed that stupid girl into my life in the first place -- a girl enabling me to become a filthy slob.

  • @HanutejSahu1795
    @HanutejSahu1795 7 років тому +37

    "Thanks to the dad bod craze, being a person of worth is just as unattractive as being in shape."

  • @ck6639
    @ck6639 3 роки тому +31

    “We like being the pretty one.”
    In other words, “I want to be the one to cheat on HIM.”

  • @FjordMenFilms
    @FjordMenFilms 9 років тому +15

    The "dad bod" is just an excuse for mediocre chicks to convince themselves that these mediocre guys with the "dad bod" that they have no choice but to settle for are really their "choice" because all us shredded gym bros are way out of their league. These chicks can have their "dad bod", and us actually attractive guys can have the hot chicks who care enough about their appearance to work out and bring themselves up instead of those who need to lower the standards of their surroundings to feel secure.

  • @vanquish5023
    @vanquish5023 9 років тому +17

    Isn't the whole concept of having a "dad bod" is that you're in your 40s and you're married with kids not in your 20s and single? If you have a "dad bod" in your 20s you're gonna have an elephant bod when you're in your 40s.

  • @zephyr2278
    @zephyr2278 5 років тому +64

    He's trying to be funny but look beneath the accent and hes telling the truth

  • @SpencerKelly93
    @SpencerKelly93 6 років тому +14

    "As we turn the page on this modern Mein Kampf" Holy shit I died.

  • @Eric-jb1ym
    @Eric-jb1ym 9 років тому +18

    Lost it at Kurt Cobain. There's always one great zinger and that was it.