The Secret Doomsday Device Could Destroy the Planet But Is It Real?

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  • @xXAaron102Xx
    @xXAaron102Xx 7 років тому +1185

    Yes it does exist. I haven't had a shit in 18 years. Once I
    Unleash... Earth will be nothing but dust...

    • @daikumi
      @daikumi 7 років тому +23

      Aaron 102 someone didn't take a shit in 20 years! They had to take their colon out lol

    • @MitchellBailey-dp1ov
      @MitchellBailey-dp1ov 7 років тому +5

      Marvin I saw that

    • @SexyLag
      @SexyLag 7 років тому +6

      really? you must weigh like 300 pounds then

    • @TheMrKelloggs
      @TheMrKelloggs 7 років тому +6

      XI Sexy Lag IX or he had too many taco bell trips

    • @spaceytree3099
      @spaceytree3099 7 років тому +9

      Aaron 102 ugh that just gave me flashbacks. When I went to overnight summer camp when I was 13, I was too embarrassed to shit since there was always someone in the bathroom at the same time as me. I didn't shit for 6 and a half days. Not even once. Needless to say when I got home i RAN to the bathroom. I took the biggest shit ever, but the thing is for the next 4 ish hours I kept getting up and shitting huge ass shits

  • @wao6475
    @wao6475 7 років тому +2160

    Wait, so you're telling me that I could go fishing one day and hook a nuclear bomb
    -well time to get my rod-

    • @kelvinpang438
      @kelvinpang438 7 років тому +36

      angy721 Good luck.

    • @loganm881
      @loganm881 7 років тому +47

      angy721 that last crossed out part killed me (pun not intended)

    • @absoluteobsidian
      @absoluteobsidian 7 років тому +35

      You would need a fucking crane to pick that destructive shit up. Let alone a rod.

    • @KiTheMC
      @KiTheMC 7 років тому +51

      If you plan on using a fishing line about 10,000 feet long in the middle of the ocean, then yes. The hook will probably be crushed by the pressure though.

    • @aidenheffernan7556
      @aidenheffernan7556 7 років тому +1

      angy721 your fuel rod

  • @juulcat2277
    @juulcat2277 4 роки тому +224

    "Where is the nuke?"
    "Uhhhhh"
    "Seriously , where is it!"
    "It kinda . . . . fell off"

  • @noname_obsidian3743
    @noname_obsidian3743 4 роки тому +274

    Any country: Launches missile at Russia.
    Russia: *THORNS III*

    • @jacon3514
      @jacon3514 4 роки тому

      Haha funny very funny haha I laugh I laugh hahaha

    • @salvatorevulcano3655
      @salvatorevulcano3655 4 роки тому +10

      Dont forget Blast Protection IV doe

    • @GDO9099
      @GDO9099 3 роки тому +2

      Used genji deflect

    • @claimingagate
      @claimingagate 3 роки тому

      im craving warhammer 40k

    • @TheRPGentleman
      @TheRPGentleman 3 роки тому +1

      SEVERE LEVELS OF CRINGE DETECTED IN THE SURROUNDING ATMOSPHERE! LAUNCHING THE NUKES IN 3...2...1...

  • @brandonsonntag334
    @brandonsonntag334 7 років тому +143

    So if one machine has a malfunction we are all fucked... well that's reassuring

    • @zerabus3476
      @zerabus3476 7 років тому +10

      Brandon Sonntag it most likely won't, I'm sure they've used multiple methods to make sure that a problem won't happen

    • @markkeary8309
      @markkeary8309 7 років тому +3

      Not true. The machines and the humans at those machines have had a number of malfunctions. Still, no nuclear exchange.

    • @HerbertBaumGruppe
      @HerbertBaumGruppe 6 років тому +3

      So if the Us Murricans elect a dumbass president like Trump we are all fucked too...

  • @bruh7895
    @bruh7895 7 років тому +593

    nuke lost in swamp
    shrek:wot r you doin in mah swaamp

  • @prisma8525
    @prisma8525 4 роки тому +105

    US: drops nuclear bomb off the side of a boat
    Japan: nervous sweating

  • @razorsaber2287
    @razorsaber2287 5 років тому +107

    Fish: What’s this?
    ...
    ...
    ...
    Fish: *Vaporized*

  • @theloofah1405
    @theloofah1405 7 років тому +227

    Wtf medium condoms attached to parachutes, loosing nukes in swamps, spy cats!!! These are like literally scenario I use to day dream about in 6th grade when I was bored.

    • @JJ-hp2oe
      @JJ-hp2oe 6 років тому

      good comment

    • @cortezfilms8511
      @cortezfilms8511 6 років тому +9

      The Loofah thats the kind if shit you'd see in a cartoon.

    • @MusicU-zg8yv
      @MusicU-zg8yv 6 років тому +8

      Well the average americans IQ is compareable to a 6th graders, so..

    • @EsotericBibleSecrets
      @EsotericBibleSecrets 6 років тому +4

      Condoms on parachutes... great idea for all those couples having sex while sky diving.

    • @bubbles1720
      @bubbles1720 5 років тому

      Gg

  • @Chris-jm7ci
    @Chris-jm7ci 7 років тому +342

    There's no point in nuclear war when nobody wins

    • @AMM278
      @AMM278 7 років тому +14

      Kyle Langford except the crazies

    • @noone8744
      @noone8744 7 років тому +12

      Kyle Langford but if the point is that no one wins?? if I can't have it neither can you

    • @freshrockpapa-e7799
      @freshrockpapa-e7799 7 років тому +22

      That's the fucking point of nuclear war, that it doesn't have a point, so everyone is safe.

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 7 років тому +2

      Kyle Langford, True, though some sucker will probably say "what are you talking about, in a nuclear war, there's one winner." which I find hard to believe if someone ever says a thing, but hey, it's the internet, *_you never expect logical cognitive reasoning in it... sometimes._*

    • @libertariancapitalist
      @libertariancapitalist 7 років тому

      Ya don't say (sarcasm)

  • @MultiSteveB
    @MultiSteveB 4 роки тому +85

    I guess we're lucky Russia's Dead Hand aka Perimeter didn't auto-activate from the Chelyabinsk meteor.

    • @metallicarchaea1820
      @metallicarchaea1820 4 роки тому +30

      That system is a bit more complex than shown. In addition to external sensors, it also needs to detect a certain amount of failure in russian military command and control networks for it's programming to conclude that russia has been wiped out in a nuclear war.

    • @xapplimatic
      @xapplimatic 3 роки тому +7

      @@metallicarchaea1820 Not only that, the meteor blast would not have released any significant radiation and thus would not trip that necessary sensor.

    • @xapplimatic
      @xapplimatic 3 роки тому +7

      @@metallicarchaea1820 And do we trust Russian networks and computer reliability???

    • @knuxuki1013
      @knuxuki1013 3 роки тому +5

      @@xapplimatic Technology IS extremely and SEVERELY unreliable, there will ALWAYS be mistakes in the programming , there's always going to be glitches and there will always be things a machine's programming is NOT prepared for, something bad can unintentionally go HORRIBLY wrong. I say that the majority of the time , us humans should NEVER trust automatically functioning tech, it IS NOT SAFE no matter how great the programming is said to be. For example, self driving cars are being tested and recordings have shown that they are very unreliable when on the road and unlike a driver, more difficult to halt just in case. Or even simple things such as normal home appliances and devices frizling out over the slightest of things as getting slightly dirty or gain,glitches, microwaves not stopping, phone mics not working. Yeah!

    • @MenacingPerson
      @MenacingPerson 3 роки тому +3

      @@knuxuki1013 this isn't cheap tech, this is extremely important and expensive tech. You'd think this would be really high tech

  • @Slash27015
    @Slash27015 4 роки тому +387

    America: Hey Japan
    Japan: Yeah?
    America: Remember one of these?
    Japan: Dude come on
    America: Woops it slipped
    Japan: Uncool

    • @skrubbed
      @skrubbed 4 роки тому +13

      Uncool, USA. Uncool.

    • @chronus4421
      @chronus4421 4 роки тому +3

      @@skrubbed If they didn't wanna get hit, they should have done what we told them, the first time. Then they made us ask a second time.

    • @skrubbed
      @skrubbed 4 роки тому +12

      ​@@chronus4421 woah there, buddy. didn't have to get all mathmatical up here lmao

    • @dooper33
      @dooper33 4 роки тому +2

      The condom or nuke?

    • @Rtex-cz6go
      @Rtex-cz6go 4 роки тому +6

      @@chronus4421 Yeah, except you messed up the translation and randomly nuked them, because one poor little spokesman (your intelligence was spying on) just said "we withhold comment for now".

  • @barkabark
    @barkabark 7 років тому +458

    Nuke lost in a swamp? Wow!

    • @jelkexgaming
      @jelkexgaming 7 років тому +100

      S H R E K

    • @jerryhernandez3089
      @jerryhernandez3089 7 років тому +80

      Nuke drops
      Shrek: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!

    • @cobravenom1316
      @cobravenom1316 7 років тому +41

      someBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA NUKE ME

    • @sanchirkh6019
      @sanchirkh6019 7 років тому +15

      SOME BODY ONCE TOLD ME

    • @Scrubmarines
      @Scrubmarines 7 років тому +13

      Now I've been hiding in my shed.

  • @Exachad
    @Exachad 7 років тому +623

    So that Russian guy is one of the reasons, every single one of us, right now is alive?!

    • @witbevolvo4612
      @witbevolvo4612 7 років тому +134

      DawnRipper Yes, he is the forgotten hero.

    • @tomchch
      @tomchch 7 років тому +50

      And not the only one

    • @richarduhric1908
      @richarduhric1908 5 років тому +6

      I would rather be dead than to live in this society of truly perfect people

    • @michaelmartin750
      @michaelmartin750 5 років тому +13

      During the 80 's Russians detected up to 5 nukes launched from America.... A glitch... Tech defect, I believe, is closer than 3 men arguing.......

    • @ronniehautea2907
      @ronniehautea2907 5 років тому

      On what pqrt is that

  • @Arken_i_parken
    @Arken_i_parken 5 років тому +76

    12:07 me: thank god there is no doomsday devi...
    *12:14*

  • @YaGirlZero
    @YaGirlZero 5 років тому +91

    Everyone screaming: HOW DO YOU LOSE A NUCLEAR BOMB

  • @gabrielv8934
    @gabrielv8934 7 років тому +347

    Step 1: Drop a nuclear bomb on a supervolcano
    Step 2: ???
    Step 3: Profit

    • @exaltedexile6290
      @exaltedexile6290 7 років тому +80

      Step 2: Invest in a company that manufactures gas masks

    • @phantomgecko1617
      @phantomgecko1617 7 років тому +7

      *BOOM*

    • @lukescott1743
      @lukescott1743 7 років тому +7

      Wh1te Red That just makes me think of the final episode of Dinosaurs

    • @Alfaro2512
      @Alfaro2512 6 років тому +1

      Wh1te Redls

    • @AmberMetallicScorpion
      @AmberMetallicScorpion 6 років тому +6

      So atom bomb x Yellowstone=doomsday device,sorry Russia,america beat ya to it just like with everything (except being communist

  • @GenJotsu
    @GenJotsu 7 років тому +152

    "If you kill us, we will end the world." Yeah, let's just not tell them, just in case they want the world to end too.

    • @GenJotsu
      @GenJotsu 6 років тому +8

      them = attackers of Russia.

    • @OldNavajoTricks
      @OldNavajoTricks 4 роки тому +2

      Nihilists could attack Russia, using them as a Catspaw to achieve a goal they could never otherwise dream of achieving...

    • @connorreid5796
      @connorreid5796 4 роки тому

      We should kill 6ix9ine before he tells them!

  • @86thsamurai
    @86thsamurai 4 роки тому +35

    "Oops" will be the last word spoken by man.

    • @pappytron
      @pappytron 4 роки тому +6

      That'll be the second to the last word. The last word will be "Shit".

    • @86thsamurai
      @86thsamurai 4 роки тому +1

      @@pappytron Not if you're Captain America.

  • @docpurpp921
    @docpurpp921 5 років тому +44

    "Which the japanese were not really pleased about" lmao

  • @tseko2000
    @tseko2000 7 років тому +2558

    How irresponsible does one have to be to lose a Nuclear-Bomb.

    • @undeadOtter
      @undeadOtter 7 років тому +241

      not that hard if your the American military.....

    • @wren9463
      @wren9463 7 років тому +62

      Tseko ...."lost" nuclear bombs...you would believe anything

    • @yeahright6048
      @yeahright6048 7 років тому +83

      Tseko keeping track of thousands of nuclear bombs at a time is probably not as easy as it sounds.

    • @nothisispatrick6528
      @nothisispatrick6528 7 років тому +83

      niccoli chavolski :well that's not the problem at all,we just know about the bombs the US lost because we were told they went missing,in soviet Russia however according to the news the leaders are perfect,the military is perfect and they both never make mistakes so we don't know how many bombs were lost because the government would never tell anyone because it could never tell the public that it made a mistake .It could be 0 it could be 100 we have no idea

    • @undeadOtter
      @undeadOtter 7 років тому +7

      Kevin Saarela twas only a joke. lighten up a little. :)

  • @mbarquillo
    @mbarquillo 7 років тому +1295

    Your saying a nuclear bomb just rolled off a boat lol how responsible we are xD

  • @sideshow6830
    @sideshow6830 3 роки тому +12

    I've never considered the possibility of a fully automated nuclear launch system. That is truly terrifying. Machines malfunction pretty often

  • @x10mark24
    @x10mark24 4 роки тому +42

    its a good thing that some russians said "this is a bad idea" to the doomsday ship, even the best computers have glitches and betting the whole world one seems like a bad idea

    • @remyrising
      @remyrising 4 роки тому +10

      But they did it anyway, just without the boat.

    • @michac.8283
      @michac.8283 3 роки тому

      Also, extremely big nukes are just inefficient. A when you increase a bomb's size, its destructive power only increases by the square root. For example, a bomb 100x bigger than Tsar Bomba will only be 10x more powerful.

    • @x10mark24
      @x10mark24 3 роки тому

      @@michac.8283 i did not know that.

    • @bigal3055
      @bigal3055 2 роки тому

      @@michac.8283 I don't know man, it may be pretty much useless in terms of being a practical weapon, but there's some serious flex about being able to say you've got 500mt bomb.

  • @ScriptGuider
    @ScriptGuider 7 років тому +77

    "When a submarine mysteriously sank..."
    Yeah, my pet gold fish also drowned.

    • @ShahjahanMasood
      @ShahjahanMasood 4 роки тому +1

      @Dane Jamieson r/wooosh
      Jk. I know what you mean

    • @OperationRedFlag
      @OperationRedFlag 4 роки тому

      Dane Jamieson true but the circumstances In which the uss thresher and uss scorpion went down we’re pretty suspicious and no one who was there lived so we just don’t know

  • @vagelismel
    @vagelismel 7 років тому +1492

    Boss...I Lost A Bomb That Can Level London
    It Will Be Taken From Your Salary

  • @wrathful520studios9
    @wrathful520studios9 5 років тому +16

    THANK YOU thoughty2 for saying “nuke-clear” and not “nuke-ular”

    • @Demiurge13
      @Demiurge13 3 роки тому

      That's a pet peeve of mine too. It irks me to no end

    • @BansheeZR1
      @BansheeZR1 3 роки тому

      Only Americans do that.

    • @WildWestRaider
      @WildWestRaider 3 роки тому

      @@BansheeZR1 Not all Americans. I've heard the English do it too.

  • @MemesnShet
    @MemesnShet 5 років тому +57

    -Nobody:
    -Russian kid throws stone to doomsday sensor
    -Everybody:Dies

    • @mohdnazreen5892
      @mohdnazreen5892 2 роки тому +2

      the sensor is a high technology that will reading the radioactive wave, blast and many more advanced sensors, and please noted that it made by the Russian government and not made by the student of university, if it made by a student it may have some failure but if it was developed by high ranking Scientists of the government, it is purely powerful and effective and it wouldn't have any system failure, so don't worry

  • @mrurchu4812
    @mrurchu4812 7 років тому +455

    Thoughty2 = The British Vsauce
    The MI6 answer to the CIA

    • @3lil0rd82
      @3lil0rd82 7 років тому

      lmao

    • @joshriles84
      @joshriles84 7 років тому

      MrUrchu Michael is American but lives in the uk.... so lol

    • @wassupworld1001
      @wassupworld1001 7 років тому +7

      Josh Riles I don't think he lives in the UK anymore, I've seen him in LA quite a lot, but I'm probably wrong

    • @dracomight
      @dracomight 7 років тому +6

      Wassup World he does live in LA now.

    • @joshriles84
      @joshriles84 7 років тому +8

      Vsauce died because it went to UA-cam red greed..

  • @mybackhurts7020
    @mybackhurts7020 7 років тому +366

    I think the condoms would've been great

    • @mybackhurts7020
      @mybackhurts7020 7 років тому +20

      That's scary as shit

    • @NobleS1236
      @NobleS1236 7 років тому

      Somebody Nobody they should have been labeled large.

    • @psyduckproductions607
      @psyduckproductions607 7 років тому +5

      Jesse Hills "tiny"

    • @gazepskotzs4
      @gazepskotzs4 7 років тому +10

      large condoms labeled smal

    • @hailervin
      @hailervin 7 років тому

      Honestly I'm glad it never happened because that's the most childish thing I've ever heard. Like the world would have been nothing but an empty crater if that actually went to fruitation.

  • @robmata474
    @robmata474 4 роки тому +7

    Fukushima did us all in we just haven't figured it out yet.

    • @ashscott6068
      @ashscott6068 3 роки тому

      Nope. That's not how radiation works. And here we are, yet another year on from Fukushima, and things are progressing just like the smart people said they would, and nothing at all like the conspiracy nuts said they would...which happens every single time, and yet they never learn.

  • @diablo2531
    @diablo2531 4 роки тому +9

    *Martydom* : Drop a live nuclear missile when killed

  • @hussainmudasir5560
    @hussainmudasir5560 7 років тому +442

    But is it more powerful than a Samsung Note 7?

  • @seanb3516
    @seanb3516 7 років тому +93

    A nuclear bomb cannot detonate because it "crashes to the ground". Nuclear warheads are not impact sensitive like conventional explosives.
    Here's how it works. You build a normal bomb and it is filled with chemical energy just itching to explode. All you need is a little igniter or shock and the chemical explosives release all their energy at once. Even dropping on the ground hard enough could set them off. A plane crash probably would.
    A nuclear warhead is different. After it has been built it does not want to go off. It is almost impossible to set off a nuclear warhead. The explosives used have to be perfectly shaped and have to detonate at precisely the correct time and location meaning the explosion envelope must be perfectly formed. The high speed capacitors used for this are very carefully guarded and it is almost impossible to get one. We needed one for research purposes and ended up meeting with the USDOD before getting approval. The electronics used to deliver the high speed detonation sequence signals are very specialized and far beyond conventional computers.
    In fact nuclear bombs are so damn fussy if you left one alone for a few years it would no longer function. Why? Because the radioactive charge is decaying all the time. It will quickly fall below critical mass. Every few years you have to take the charge out and re-purify it to get it back to critical mass which is required to sustain a nuclear chain reaction.
    Nuclear Bombs Don't Want To Explode! Just remember this and you will have a better understanding.

    • @seanb3516
      @seanb3516 7 років тому +7

      If you want a real life testimony as to how hard it is to detonate a nuclear bomb just ask Kim Jong Dumbass about it.

    • @Maksimilijus
      @Maksimilijus 6 років тому +2

      interesting...

    • @wernerboden239
      @wernerboden239 5 років тому

      Nope, usually not.
      But there have been plenty of instances, where a bomb almost detonated.
      Because ... guess what .. they have a trigger.
      For instance, a barometric pressure sensor.
      It does not trigger on impact, rather a mile above ground.
      And it is usually human error that have caused many near misses, when
      bombs were dropped and such, by accident, and a single fail safe, prevented catastrophy.
      Computers, that manage complex systems, to prevent detonation, that are
      still running on floppy discs !
      For decades, the millitary did not bother with launch codes 00000000, because
      the system should work, without the president's approval.
      The least of our worries, is detonation, due to impact.
      It is all those other things, that we cannot even predict, that can go wrong.
      We have been extremely lucky, so far.

    • @chrisL50764
      @chrisL50764 4 роки тому +4

      Modern nuclear weapons like you say can't be detonated by accident but in the 40's and 50's they had no computers, a uranium bullet was fired into the core of the bomb to create critical mass, I can imagine they might detonate in a crash.

    • @Lambonights
      @Lambonights 4 роки тому +2

      Maybe the Nuclear Bombs have more sense than their owners?

  • @vesstig
    @vesstig 2 роки тому +3

    Whats most shocking is that more people now a days probably dont know about this or the extent of Russian nuclear power. Its been good knowing you bois

  • @MichalSoukup1995
    @MichalSoukup1995 6 років тому +3

    The perimeter serve one other purpose, it aleviate some stress from the key deciders, when you know that if enemy attacks it will launch nukes on its own, you are bit less prone to do it on your own.

  • @artyomsherwin648
    @artyomsherwin648 7 років тому +103

    Didn't tell anyone? Tagging something "Top Secret" is the single most effective way to make the Americans read it!

    • @knock6446
      @knock6446 7 років тому

      *Our #facepalm

    • @damien186
      @damien186 7 років тому

      *TOP SECRET!* england is my city. *TOP SECRET*

  • @nikotandashvili8557
    @nikotandashvili8557 7 років тому +315

    So that means that if a very large asteroid hit earth that would lead to nuclear war... Nice

    • @FREEDOMFORUKRAINE2024
      @FREEDOMFORUKRAINE2024 7 років тому +34

      Niko Tandashvili It wouldnt because everyone will know that an asteroid is coming for earth days before impact. The ensuing chaos might lead to a war tough

    • @Dylnsgames
      @Dylnsgames 6 років тому +5

      Luca Çakır probably months tbh

    • @FREEDOMFORUKRAINE2024
      @FREEDOMFORUKRAINE2024 6 років тому +2

      Dylansgames yup maybe even years on some bigger asteroids

    • @EsotericBibleSecrets
      @EsotericBibleSecrets 6 років тому +14

      If a large hemorriod lands on my ass, it will also lead to new clear war.

    • @sadsadasdsadasdsadas
      @sadsadasdsadasdsadas 5 років тому +18

      @@FREEDOMFORUKRAINE2024 If a very large asteroid were to hit the earth.. we would die from that, no need for nuclear weapons or war...

  • @Asofe17
    @Asofe17 4 роки тому +5

    Okay Ill be the one; Thank you Vasili Alexandrovich, because of him at least we had a chance to be miserable, depressed and sad in this world :C And didnt went extinct. Good job, every crew should have such calm and smart person, when dealing with such dangerous things.

  • @NothingMaster
    @NothingMaster 5 років тому +1

    ‘Medium!’ 😂😂😂 I just love this channel; informative and always entertaining - and the accent is superlative, too.

  • @loganlarocque22
    @loganlarocque22 7 років тому +1319

    This video is the *Bomb*

    • @kusanagi395
      @kusanagi395 7 років тому +3

      Bombchu

    • @mustardwizard
      @mustardwizard 7 років тому +1

      Killer Queen has already touched this video

    • @mannycarrillo315
      @mannycarrillo315 7 років тому +10

      Logan Larocque THIS WILL MAKE HIS CHANNEL EXPLODE!!!!!

    • @YouTubeExplore777
      @YouTubeExplore777 7 років тому +9

      Atomic comments

    • @melvin0o708
      @melvin0o708 7 років тому +1

      Logan Larocque I can't stop laughing at how stupid I am for not thinking of that while watching this video...

  • @darkassassin2888
    @darkassassin2888 7 років тому +42

    10:51 I can imagine the citizens of Norway complaining that their insurance doesn't cover Russian bomb testing

  • @thomas_jay
    @thomas_jay 4 роки тому +7

    Then let's just hope that there will be never again a meteor strike like Tunguska 1908.

  • @Rosa-cr7qc
    @Rosa-cr7qc 4 роки тому +11

    0:01 hydrogen bombs are different to atom bombs tho

    • @exolixx
      @exolixx 3 роки тому +1

      They are still bombs

  • @blakechase8613
    @blakechase8613 7 років тому +92

    So basically he is trying to tell us that we could be blown up any second...

  • @andybreadley429
    @andybreadley429 7 років тому +63

    It's not correct to say that "Tsar Bomba" was tested in Siberia, the test was made on island "Novaya Zemlya" in Arctic Ocean.

    • @South_0f_Heaven_
      @South_0f_Heaven_ 4 роки тому +1

      @Andy Breadley
      Also said the FatMan lost in 1950 is one of the most powerful nuclear bombs, sad that people listen to this guys ignorance thinking they are smarter for doing so.

    • @kensurrency2564
      @kensurrency2564 3 роки тому +1

      @@South_0f_Heaven_ I heard that too. Fat Man wasn’t even one of the most powerful atomic bombs. And nowhere close to the nuclear castle bravo or tsar bomba. Unfortunately people conflate atomic (fission) with nuclear (fusion) bombs. Poor education!

    • @South_0f_Heaven_
      @South_0f_Heaven_ 3 роки тому

      @@kensurrency2564 so true as the quality of the re-education industrial complex is based on quantity not quality.
      Gonna retract my negative statement of the content creator and cut him some slack.
      If he was a result of the above mentioned system then I give credit to him for showing the drive to start and run a successful business on UA-cam.
      Better that the masses get some truth in their daily routine then being subjected to the 90% of mindless garbage that passes for entertainment on this website.

  • @charlesvan13
    @charlesvan13 6 років тому +2

    MAD has been very beneficial for humanity.
    The wars since WW2 have been smaller proxy conflicts, in which world powers are not fighting with their total capability.

  • @emilioortiz6795
    @emilioortiz6795 4 роки тому +1

    Your content has exponentially improved since I was last subscribed to you a few years ago on my other account. Subbed again 👌

  • @JJ-hp2oe
    @JJ-hp2oe 6 років тому +83

    "yo boss i accidentally lost that nuke what do i do"
    i feel so bad

  • @inimici453
    @inimici453 7 років тому +327

    Mate it's fucking 1am in the UK

    • @darkdeathlord1102
      @darkdeathlord1102 7 років тому +17

      THERE IS NO SLEEP FOR THE THOUGHTY2 either that or he prefers time zones besides his own

    • @Frankyroflz
      @Frankyroflz 7 років тому +3

      the hell are u on about, it's 2am xd

    • @inimici453
      @inimici453 7 років тому +4

      Frankyroflz past your bedtime

    • @beniaminborowski4031
      @beniaminborowski4031 7 років тому +2

      it's 9 pm here in New York City

    • @inimici453
      @inimici453 7 років тому

      MysteriousGamer yup, I'm dutch.. Go sleep

  • @Naptosis
    @Naptosis 3 роки тому +1

    My dad grew up in North London. Avoided several instances of being beaten unconscious by his own father or stabbed to death by tossers with cheap shanks. But he said the only time he was really, really scared, was during those days of the Cuban Missile Crisis. It's hard for us today to understand the knife edge we were all on at those moments.
    May it never happen again.

  • @ShikataGaNai100
    @ShikataGaNai100 3 роки тому +1

    1. Acoustic Kitty was NOT killed by a car.
    2. Tsar Bomba was tested at Novaya Zemlya, not in Siberia.
    3. We had our own "Dead Hand." It was: AN/DRC-8 Emergency Rocket Communications System.

  • @XSollyBraffaX
    @XSollyBraffaX 7 років тому +115

    Vasili is the man responsible for not allowing me to play real life fallout smh

    • @rodolforuiz4888
      @rodolforuiz4888 7 років тому +3

      ForgotAbout Sol ik right

    • @PCLHH
      @PCLHH 7 років тому +1

      LOL

    • @arabianchessfriends
      @arabianchessfriends 7 років тому

      +Exotic Butthurt dude I was rofl-ing on your comment😂😂😂

    • @leatherDarkhorse
      @leatherDarkhorse 7 років тому +1

      ForgotAbout Sol probably you being a skeleton than a survivor.

  • @legoatjames8363
    @legoatjames8363 7 років тому +225

    Does my soul exist anymore? Because Mr. Krabs sold it for 62 cents

    • @samwilliams4858
      @samwilliams4858 7 років тому +20

      Sponge Gar the Flying Dutchman gave it back because you where so annoying

    • @snowywhite2160
      @snowywhite2160 7 років тому

      Yes yes, he sold it to Patrick so he could buy toilet paper and wipe his ass. Your soul has been acquired by Patrick. Patrick actually possesses hyper intelligence and in order to keep it growing he devours souls. Sorry for ruining your childhood, kids

    • @3boodsd
      @3boodsd 7 років тому

      i dont get why you commented that in a video that has absolutely nothing related to what you said

  • @brendal.b7968
    @brendal.b7968 4 роки тому +2

    I actually remember this time, I was young but I remember the newscasts and adults being very nervous.

  • @youfanaticssuck
    @youfanaticssuck 6 років тому

    Man I have been enjoying your videos all day! You just took on every person and group of people trying to get everyone's attention all in one.. dude you are awesome lol and the information is actually pretty darn accurate as you make it fun to watch.

  • @guii5041
    @guii5041 7 років тому +10

    For fucks sake jerry we lost another atomic bomb!

  • @GR8TM4N
    @GR8TM4N 7 років тому +251

    I guess someone has to say it ....
    R.I.P spy kitty :(

  • @jamiedaigle1361
    @jamiedaigle1361 6 років тому +1

    The first nuclear test by N Korea was discovered by Perimeter sensors on Ruusky Island of shore of Vladivostok. Perimeters sensors are fully functional. They are no longer attached to missle launches.

  • @12Skidoo
    @12Skidoo 4 роки тому +2

    The crew of the ship that lost a bomb must have been busy looking at fish

  • @conorbracken6598
    @conorbracken6598 7 років тому +32

    Imagine all them bombs in the sea going off at once

    • @quotedalpha9386
      @quotedalpha9386 6 років тому +3

      Conor Bracken a bigger tsunami than those medium condoms

  • @miguelrealname4181
    @miguelrealname4181 7 років тому +51

    Vladimir Putin:Now I just have to rename myself Doctor doom

    • @matelustica2922
      @matelustica2922 4 роки тому

      don't forget for other doctors doom...

    • @Michael-Archonaeus
      @Michael-Archonaeus 4 роки тому

      Doom means judgement, so he would be Doctor Judgement. Weird name

  • @heru-deshet359
    @heru-deshet359 4 роки тому +1

    I remember the Cuban Missile Crises as a child. I was terrorized and now realize I developed a form a of PTSD that made me fear being hit by a nuclear bomb for many years.

  • @alias40anon
    @alias40anon 4 роки тому +3

    How you tell your boss you just lost an atomic bomb that can vaporize a large city?

  • @xenesiz
    @xenesiz 7 років тому +27

    My wife is my Doomsday device. Like why can't I come home drunk anyway.

  • @LemonCookies
    @LemonCookies 7 років тому +69

    now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.

    • @jessicacaleno1998
      @jessicacaleno1998 7 років тому +1

      Lemon Cookie Pennywise says that lol

    • @jukka5648
      @jukka5648 6 років тому +2

      "kālo'smi lokakṣayakṛtpravṛddho lokānsamāhartumiha pravṛttaḥ" -J. Robert Oppenheimer

    • @Brand-oo4jv
      @Brand-oo4jv 6 років тому +1

      Shut the fuck up

    • @weebwithadream8260
      @weebwithadream8260 5 років тому +3

      I am become worlds, the destroyer of death.

    • @botelladeaguamediollena4885
      @botelladeaguamediollena4885 5 років тому +1

      I am become middle school, the destroyer or bad grammer

  • @sanchezzz69420
    @sanchezzz69420 4 роки тому +2

    1:06 first time in my life i found a video that's capable of inflicting horror within myself. wow.

  • @nicholasbullock5894
    @nicholasbullock5894 6 років тому +1

    Diver: whats this old relic?
    Divee: *pokes at nuclear bomb “relic” with his harpoon*
    Nuclear bomb at bottom of ocean: Hasta la vista baby

  • @amberharris6214
    @amberharris6214 7 років тому +16

    Today was interesting because I was preparing for college finals, suddenly everyone including myself was evacuated from Rogue Community College campus because of a fucking generic "Bomb Threat". After watching this video it doesn't really surprise me, to see U.S.A and Russia in a nuclear stalemate; they have been competing to see who has the bigger balls in their nuclear game of chess since people wanted to make things go boom.

  • @veryrare8783
    @veryrare8783 7 років тому +136

    wheres the hitman tuxedo

  • @wisdom_magnet
    @wisdom_magnet 4 роки тому +1

    Broken Arrow is the name of a movie I've been looking for for many years! I saw it when I was a child and for the life of me couldn't remember the name! This video brought it back to me! I'm overjoyed right now. I can't wait to see it again. Thank you!

  • @wadyz
    @wadyz 6 років тому +6

    US| We lost a payload in the middle of a swamp
    Putin| well boys were a goin fishing!

  • @westcrook2718
    @westcrook2718 7 років тому +44

    But is it stronger than the Lego Bomb?

    • @omars1369
      @omars1369 7 років тому +1

      the memester hey dumbass megabloacks bomb will fuck up your life

  • @CrimsonEnder
    @CrimsonEnder 7 років тому +14

    Whelp, time to prepare the vault.

  • @neopagan1976
    @neopagan1976 3 роки тому +2

    I really hope this ultimate dooms day weapon is both fool proof and hack proof.

  • @gonun69
    @gonun69 3 роки тому +2

    0:57 That Mark 4 nuclear bomb is far from being one of the most powerful nuclear bombs. But it's still a terrifying weapon.

  • @KumaNoire
    @KumaNoire 7 років тому +16

    Well, time to build the doomsday bunker!

  • @NullCreativityMusic
    @NullCreativityMusic 7 років тому +6

    That laugh after you said "they already lost 8 of them" says more than enough ha! :)

  • @therock-a-roller
    @therock-a-roller 4 роки тому +1

    As the Rolling Stones said in Gimme Shelter, "War Children! It's just a shot away!"

  • @dennismayfield8846
    @dennismayfield8846 4 роки тому

    As Always, Well-Done Brother! Cannot Wait To Help Support Your Efforts(Will Be Able To, Early Next Year, After This Mess Is Over!)!! Take Care, Be Well!

  • @upccool3119
    @upccool3119 7 років тому +19

    All this for greed and at last no one will win

  • @seanb3516
    @seanb3516 7 років тому +18

    Okay, here's another reality check. When you look at photos of Hiroshima after the atomic bomb had been detonated you see basically a cityscape that has been flattened and turned mostly to ash. It is a mistake to think that the bomb did all of this. The bulk of the damage, particularly turning the city to ash is the result of fire.
    Fire is the thing that will cause the greatest amount of damage and literally drop a city to the ground.
    It doesn't matter if the fires are caused by war, earthquake, flood, or any other natural and man made disasters. Fire itself wreaks terrible destruction wherever it goes. This is why where I live everyone straps down their gas water heaters or secure other gas appliances.
    Your chances of surviving a nuclear bomb are pretty good if you're not at ground zero. Your chances of surviving the resulting fires and weeks of Cholera outbreaks are rather slim.
    Hiroshima was destroyed by war. However if you think that a small nuclear warhead can cause that sort of destruction just from its explosive power you are mistaken. It was fire.

    • @ScriptGuider
      @ScriptGuider 7 років тому +9

      In terms of damage, yes. In terms of human fatality, that's left to radiation.

    • @FREEDOMFORUKRAINE2024
      @FREEDOMFORUKRAINE2024 7 років тому +4

      Sean Nanoman Nukes are radioactive, they do the bulk of their damage over time. Even today people in Hiroshima are often born with genetic disorders and are more likely to get cancer.

    • @Cryo32212
      @Cryo32212 7 років тому +1

      Sean Nanoman

    • @richarduhric1908
      @richarduhric1908 5 років тому

      Thats what are flamethrowers made for

  • @toonamidemon2519
    @toonamidemon2519 2 роки тому +1

    I'm from America, and I find it convenient that it's taught in history to us that the USSR had nukes in Cuba, but the ones placed by the U.S. in Italy and Turkey aren't mentioned. At least they weren't when I was going to school.

    • @bigal3055
      @bigal3055 2 роки тому

      Not being American, I can't speak for what is taught in American schools. I can say that it was taught in British schools though. The Cuban missile crisis and JFK's subsiquent deal with Khruschev to remove the Jupiter missiles was certainly on the history curriculum during the 1990's. Whether that's still the case today, I don't know, though I wouldn't be surprised if it has been dropped in favour of some form of social injustice, anti colonialism crap.

  • @bigbeer5708
    @bigbeer5708 4 роки тому +3

    I was thinking what if those bombs that were “accidentally dropped" weren’t a accident? Seems suspicious just to actually drop a bomb of that magnitude and leave it but idk

  • @genetix7173
    @genetix7173 7 років тому +414

    so basically humanity was saved by 2 russian dudes.

    • @jareddesilva6957
      @jareddesilva6957 7 років тому +72

      Genetix 1 Russian dude 😂😂

    • @genetix7173
      @genetix7173 7 років тому +71

      there was also that other dude that didn't report faulty soviet software detecting non exist nuclear missles to higher ups,

    • @zurielbabida8162
      @zurielbabida8162 7 років тому +8

      Genetix no, humanity was safe before this even happened in the first place. They didn't save humanity, but they put all of humanity in a torture dungeon that we simply know as, Earth. In this dungeon, we are being tortured by the fact that we live every single day of our lives in fear of being killed by multiple nuclear missiles. To put it simply, they threatened the continuation of nuclear war, by threatening the entire planet.

    • @onlyonetoilet2887
      @onlyonetoilet2887 6 років тому

      Remember no Russian

    • @TalesOfWar
      @TalesOfWar 6 років тому

      Basically Wargames only a glitch in the system and not some kid running a simulation thinking it was a game lol.

  • @dapenguin4637
    @dapenguin4637 7 років тому +9

    I instantly thought of 5:50 when I saw the question what happens if your Domino's is 30 minutes late

  • @russellbertolino3014
    @russellbertolino3014 3 роки тому +1

    It's amazing that we are so Adept at figuring out how to destroy ourselves instead of building ourselves up truly amazing

  • @rebelangel8227
    @rebelangel8227 4 роки тому +1

    some fishermen out on the swamp- "I think I caught me a real big one"

  • @mustardwizard
    @mustardwizard 7 років тому +25

    Uh oh Spaghetti-O's

    • @blip808
      @blip808 7 років тому +2

      Anime Belongs in the Trash why is your profile pic anime if you hate it? So you made yourself what you call trash?

    • @mustardwizard
      @mustardwizard 7 років тому +2

      Jeffery Li about 5% of anime isn't trash.

    • @blip808
      @blip808 7 років тому +1

      Anime Belongs in the Trash which ones do you think are best and worst? Just curious

    • @supimzazz
      @supimzazz 7 років тому

      Anime Belongs in the Trash I agree, anime belongs in the trash.

  • @omnipotentmichelle701
    @omnipotentmichelle701 7 років тому +79

    I'm a simple gal. I see Thoughty2, I like.

  • @russellbertolino3014
    @russellbertolino3014 3 роки тому +1

    I find it hard to believe that with the technology we have today we cannot locate missing equipment

  • @mick7909
    @mick7909 5 років тому +1

    Nice to see an accurate account of the missile crisis

  • @jelkexgaming
    @jelkexgaming 7 років тому +15

    Sometimes, I cover myself up in dirt, and go into my backyard.
    And bury myself, thinking I am a carrot.
    This will get lost in the comments.

    • @itsjoe6474
      @itsjoe6474 7 років тому

      Jelkex I found it

    • @itsjoe6474
      @itsjoe6474 7 років тому

      Jelkex scrolling down while he said stuff I already know

    • @DaleDix
      @DaleDix 6 років тому

      Are you naked when doing that?

    • @Nikitos253
      @Nikitos253 4 роки тому

      Well didn't miss that

    • @Rami-bi9xj
      @Rami-bi9xj 3 роки тому

      I did 😢

  • @garreiro100
    @garreiro100 7 років тому +42

    people already liking and the video came out 3 sec ago wtf

    • @Nathan47223
      @Nathan47223 7 років тому +18

      Communist Yugi because we know it will be good

    • @rafael471992
      @rafael471992 7 років тому +6

      Communist Yugi
      Do you all have the same deck provided to you comrade Yugi? Yu-gi-oh must suck there

  • @justjohnny05
    @justjohnny05 3 роки тому +1

    It was H.G.Wells who first came up with the idea of the Atomic Bomb and named it that as well as nuclear reactors in his book "The World Set Free"

  • @mick7909
    @mick7909 5 років тому

    I really don't know what I find more disturbing the fact it happens all the fact they actually have a name for losing a thermonuclear device

  • @dannyrutter9397
    @dannyrutter9397 7 років тому +187

    Alligator: Get out ma swamp
    Bomb: alluah akbar

  • @phils4634
    @phils4634 7 років тому +5

    I gather the Perimetr system has been continuously upgraded, especially in recent times of heightened US belligerence towards Russia. Whilst the System IS fully automatic, there are numerous safeguards, where human intervention can halt the "inevitable progress". Of course if all Command structure HAS been lost, then, as far as the System is concerned, it'll be "Business as designed".

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick5001 4 роки тому +6

    12:30 Also known as SKYNET.

  • @7173bpest
    @7173bpest 4 роки тому +2

    Maybe they didn't lost them, they "planted" them...🤔