Why Is There a City Full of Dead Pirates on the Ocean Floor?

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  • @InnervateMusic
    @InnervateMusic 3 роки тому +3065

    Resisted saying Seamen for 13 minutes and 40 seconds.. Impressive.

    • @shelbyparker378
      @shelbyparker378 3 роки тому +75

      I laughed way to hard at this. Thank you I needed a good laugh today.

    • @bigworm5024
      @bigworm5024 3 роки тому +34

      The bards will tell of it when we're gone. Aye.

    • @cleaner817
      @cleaner817 3 роки тому +7

      This is what you’re thinking about? Lol

    • @borissmolic6505
      @borissmolic6505 3 роки тому +3

      @@bigworm5024 morning

    • @bfreeman8786
      @bfreeman8786 3 роки тому +4

      @@bigworm5024 they still owe you money or weed, Big Worm?

  • @theuglybiker
    @theuglybiker 3 роки тому +1075

    "Why Is There a City Full of Dead Pirates on the Ocean Floor?"
    Would you prefer a city full of live pirates on the ocean floor? That's creepy.

    • @jackdurden466
      @jackdurden466 3 роки тому +45

      Nah, I’m sure they’d keep to themselves. Far too many pirates today have guns and probably could wipe out those old timers. Ancient weapons were no match for a few guys with AK-47s.

    • @hebribrown6700
      @hebribrown6700 3 роки тому +9

      Rrratatata

    • @chihirocherrybaby2953
      @chihirocherrybaby2953 3 роки тому +19

      @@jackdurden466 USA navy vs modern pirates it’s hilarious 😂 the navy turns them into Swiss cheese

    • @deathinthedark5451
      @deathinthedark5451 3 роки тому +11

      @@jackdurden466 ehhh i dont know about that their little dingys wouldn’t be a match for those ships and cannons

    • @donelkingii3738
      @donelkingii3738 3 роки тому +2

      Good point.

  • @DeeWunnHybrid
    @DeeWunnHybrid 3 роки тому +1045

    As a child growing up in Jamaica my grandparents would tell me many a bedtime stories about Port Royal and the Pirates , well done man 💥🙏🏾🇯🇲

    • @soulextract640
      @soulextract640 3 роки тому +31

      Take Pride in your Heritage my Friend :-)

    • @unchartedNightmare
      @unchartedNightmare 2 роки тому +15

      can you share your favorite one? I'd love to hear about it!

    • @soulextract640
      @soulextract640 2 роки тому +25

      @@unchartedNightmare We have a old revolver from the old west from our great grandfather from the 1850s. He was a lawman or a deputy either way that's still cool to know about at least

    • @unchartedNightmare
      @unchartedNightmare 2 роки тому +9

      @@soulextract640 that's very dope!

    • @davidlester7066
      @davidlester7066 2 роки тому +15

      When Britain was an Empire and ruled the waves ,that period has always fascinated me with stories a from the Caribbean and piracy .I bet your grandparents told the best bedtime stories fella

  • @pierrepence9876
    @pierrepence9876 3 роки тому +824

    The money gets divided,
    The women get excited,
    And now I'm broke and it's no joke
    It's hard as hell to be a pirate!

    • @skillfulskillz2217
      @skillfulskillz2217 3 роки тому +47

      😂🤣🙂 u don't need to be a pirate for that to happen to u these days

    • @BodyMusicification
      @BodyMusicification 3 роки тому +13

      @@skillfulskillz2217 I think you do for "the money gets divided part"

    • @winnifredforbes1114
      @winnifredforbes1114 2 роки тому +6

      Sheer poetry! 😹

    • @j.s.connolly8579
      @j.s.connolly8579 2 роки тому +6

      LOL NICE TAKE on the 80's classic "White Line Fever"! :D

    • @feralbluee
      @feralbluee 2 роки тому +1

      @@winnifredforbes1114 ~~ :) ~~

  • @kindredtoast3439
    @kindredtoast3439 3 роки тому +678

    "Why Is There a City Full of Dead Pirates on the Ocean Floor?"
    I'm gonna guess they drowned.

    • @bfreeman8786
      @bfreeman8786 3 роки тому +12

      Yep- the sand base sunk down and they croaked. Was it luck? I guess that depends on your view of pirates!

    • @knightaaron7
      @knightaaron7 3 роки тому +16

      they fell asleeep, and a tidal wave the size of new mexico dropped on by and then everyone adpated ish...lol

    • @itarry4
      @itarry4 3 роки тому +8

      Actually most of them died in the days following from the murder, looting and the diseases, injuries he mentioned in the video which occurred after the earthquake sank parts of town. Nice people just doing nice things when they get the chance how surprising.

    • @eachandeverything6460
      @eachandeverything6460 3 роки тому +3

      Scoober party went bad!

    • @ShadesApeDJansu
      @ShadesApeDJansu 3 роки тому +5

      Maybe dead pirates built it in the sea, much like the pirates of the Carribean scene where the dead roam the sea floor ? And they were so satisfied so they decided to actually die there, since well living as undead in underwater city was no Poseideon story.

  • @silvertheelf
    @silvertheelf 3 роки тому +1223

    “Why is there a bunch of pirate corpses underwater”
    Mermaids did it to em.

    • @shikaari_pb13
      @shikaari_pb13 3 роки тому +11

      Lol 😂

    • @abhishekchavan51
      @abhishekchavan51 3 роки тому +1

      Did what

    • @MysticWorldsStudios
      @MysticWorldsStudios 3 роки тому +14

      mermaids?
      sea of thieves told me that Krackens or Megalodons did it to em, or they just went too far off the map and died in the blood water

    • @uraid
      @uraid 3 роки тому +2

      No it was me

    • @ayyorta
      @ayyorta 3 роки тому +6

      @@MysticWorldsStudios haha love it. I think he's referring to PoTC, as (spoiler} there is a section where mermaids drown a significant number of pirates.

  • @passionthethrillcarny3134
    @passionthethrillcarny3134 3 роки тому +345

    "the ground became quicksand allowing no escape and then a tsunami appeared" well that's horrifying

    • @nataliekennedy4646
      @nataliekennedy4646 2 роки тому +1

      You think terrifying

    • @bwolfe9040
      @bwolfe9040 2 роки тому +8

      Yea there’s a lot of whack ways to die

    • @vilstef6988
      @vilstef6988 2 роки тому +6

      Yeah, really escalated quickly!

    • @marcusbrown7817
      @marcusbrown7817 2 роки тому +2

      That’ll end the party for sure

    • @randytaiga5878
      @randytaiga5878 2 роки тому +3

      Yep. There is an area here where it shows where exactly the city sunk. I think that we can scuba there.

  • @PandoraKyss
    @PandoraKyss 3 роки тому +199

    "You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen!" - The Spanish Treasure Fleet, late 17th century.

    • @nillyk5671
      @nillyk5671 2 роки тому +8

      I saw it first 😳

    • @Sam-ux6dp
      @Sam-ux6dp Рік тому +1

      Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition.

  • @sprj7792
    @sprj7792 3 роки тому +1354

    Reminds me of the joke about the stranded pirate." A man came across this pirate near his crashed ship with the steering wheel jammed between his legs, and he asked the pirate 'did you know you have a steering wheel jammed between your legs'? And the pirate replied, 'Ey, it's driving me nuts"...

    • @Gryphon.Taylor
      @Gryphon.Taylor 3 роки тому +86

      Dad?

    • @valobrien9596
      @valobrien9596 3 роки тому +13

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @ivomaayne9183
      @ivomaayne9183 3 роки тому +9

      MVP comment

    • @Gryphon.Taylor
      @Gryphon.Taylor 3 роки тому +23

      @dick dickerson I don’t care it was still funny

    • @subvertgod
      @subvertgod 3 роки тому +14

      Just replayed uncharted 4. I'm not proud of how much I laughed when I heard that joke

  • @Gottaculat
    @Gottaculat 3 роки тому +1200

    10:04,
    Thoughty2: "Drunk, sex-crazed kings."
    Me: "So... kings."

    • @bfreeman8786
      @bfreeman8786 3 роки тому +25

      Yep- ain't that the truth...

    • @Xlnjv
      @Xlnjv 3 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @thatmeme1360
      @thatmeme1360 3 роки тому +6

      Yar, a board still be a board.

    • @Fabianwew
      @Fabianwew 3 роки тому +6

      Kings are the longest functioning form of society we have had.

    • @cyberium5020
      @cyberium5020 3 роки тому +4

      the floor is made out of floor

  • @thekingstonwolfmusic2116
    @thekingstonwolfmusic2116 3 роки тому +122

    Don't mind me, just a jamaican history student passing by...watching...judging...subscribing and finally smiling 🇯🇲

  • @kammy6340
    @kammy6340 2 роки тому +149

    As a Jamaican, the story of port royal is rather infamous and is told even as part of school curriculums. Love This video.

    • @luanluzastaniewicz1565
      @luanluzastaniewicz1565 Рік тому +1

      Cool

    • @PaletteBegonia
      @PaletteBegonia Рік тому +2

      Such an interesting history, just how wild yet flamboyant people were. The golden age of piracy will always be my absolute favourite point in history.

    • @hueyfreeman2687
      @hueyfreeman2687 Рік тому +2

      It’s funny,also being Jamaican one of my favorite UA-camrs is casually talking about a place I go to jog and eat sea food😂

  • @Hot_SaucyXD
    @Hot_SaucyXD 3 роки тому +215

    "Hippity hoppity the islands my property" had me rolling!

    • @PostTraumaticSwagDisorder
      @PostTraumaticSwagDisorder 3 роки тому +3

      @Drew Harris Russia

    • @casspurrwaspurr4716
      @casspurrwaspurr4716 3 роки тому +5

      I read this just as the video reached that point lmao

    • @kyianevvare3541
      @kyianevvare3541 2 роки тому +5

      Yes me too, I almost spit out my coffee that line was so good.

    • @brownfox4995
      @brownfox4995 Рік тому +1

      I’m gonna use that I’ll be the president / king of Tennessee in a few short months 😂

  • @mattneuteboom2763
    @mattneuteboom2763 3 роки тому +132

    I read the title as "Why Is There a Car Full of Dead Pirates on the Ocean Floor?"
    I immediately imagined a lone sedan resting in the abyss full of skeletons dressed in pirate costumes from some Halloween party gone horribly wrong.

  • @ptodd5373
    @ptodd5373 3 роки тому +55

    I would actually really enjoy a video about this global currency. It could start out with all this fun history and small details then slowly cover what a future global currency system could be.

  • @carmenross7063
    @carmenross7063 3 роки тому +50

    I love this guy. His videos are informative, humorous and fun to watch. I've learned a lot from watching them.

  • @astonished-scout
    @astonished-scout 3 роки тому +427

    Original title: Why is the last ever pirate city now underwater?

  • @foscogrubb
    @foscogrubb 3 роки тому +166

    The wise man built his house upon a rock.
    The foolish man built his house upon the sand.
    And the rain came tumbling down...

    • @ressljs
      @ressljs 2 роки тому +6

      I'm guessing the people in Port Royal weren't real big on Bible verses.

  • @anthonymcleish1103
    @anthonymcleish1103 2 роки тому +11

    I remember visiting here as a child, its mostly a tourist attraction now. It's rumored there might still be lost treasures beneath all that sand and rubble.

  • @randytaiga5878
    @randytaiga5878 2 роки тому +9

    I saw the thumbnail and instantly knew that this was Port Royal, Jamaica. I was fascinated when my school trip led us there and ever since then. I've loved learning about the famous pirates whom plundered the Caribbean. The roads in my area are all named after famous privateers who served the British. Well done Thoughty2

  • @NaaLaughMuzik
    @NaaLaughMuzik 3 роки тому +165

    I’m from Jamaica 🇯🇲
    Thanks for the history class
    You taught me better than my history teacher man

    • @hkweli
      @hkweli 3 роки тому +2

      You weren't paying attention in primary school. 🙄

    • @NaaLaughMuzik
      @NaaLaughMuzik 3 роки тому +2

      @@hkweli naaah I’m serious

    • @kingbeef396
      @kingbeef396 3 роки тому +7

      @@hkweli teachers don't really care they rather give homework, well....from my experience plus we hardly learned about our own country in history class. Im Jamaican btw

    • @evelynzlon9492
      @evelynzlon9492 2 роки тому

      The British bribed Jamaican pirates to join their army, which also eliminated them as a threat. Every problem has a solution. In the 19th century, the tiny nation of Estonia underwent a widespread famine. The government enacted an emergency law which prohibited people from abandoning their farms in search of greener pastures elsewhere. In effect, this law prevented Estonian men from deserting their own women, who were largely immobilized by their femininity. This was an indirect national security measure, as it conditioned military-age Estonian men to refuse to financial rewards in exchange for unraveling the security of their dependents.

    • @evelynzlon9492
      @evelynzlon9492 2 роки тому

      But in fairness, people of African descent are not Nordic. With so much gold laying under their feet, no amount of defiance, however oblique, was going to succeed at defending the continent against marauders.

  • @jwmayo8887
    @jwmayo8887 3 роки тому +61

    '1 in 4 buildings was either an inn or a brothel... Sounds like Hull'.
    As a Hullensian myself, I can attest to this

    • @bemy26thsubscriber
      @bemy26thsubscriber 2 роки тому +6

      Also from Hull and I 100% agree with this statement

    • @jackrobinson6602
      @jackrobinson6602 2 роки тому +1

      Well we are a port town lmao 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @rikacheer
    @rikacheer 2 роки тому +3

    As an American, born and schooled in the US Kindergarten through 12th grade, and 4 years of financial school, I have NEVER heard anyone call a quarter "two bits".

  • @AwokenEntertainment
    @AwokenEntertainment 2 роки тому +25

    Wow this is a crazy story!!
    This channel has given me more info than all my history classes.. not to mention makes learning fun too

  • @Yumicpcake
    @Yumicpcake 3 роки тому +299

    This channel is such a gem!

  • @Canalcoholic
    @Canalcoholic 3 роки тому +270

    No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition, our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise ...

    • @cuttleboi1339
      @cuttleboi1339 3 роки тому +16

      I did not expect that

    • @Damond_Warrior
      @Damond_Warrior 3 роки тому +8

      I did not expect that

    • @Thunder11110
      @Thunder11110 3 роки тому +7

      I did not expect that

    • @hurb3222
      @hurb3222 3 роки тому +7

      I did not expect that

    • @In.Darkness
      @In.Darkness 3 роки тому +3

      When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores !

  • @ronf8017
    @ronf8017 3 роки тому +114

    Funny how people act as if Columbus was the first to ever conquer another's land, As if the act of conquering land had not been happening since the dawn of time. All land is Conquered Land.

    • @ronf8017
      @ronf8017 3 роки тому +3

      @Berserking Bishop Are you trying to convince me or others? I agree 👍its kinda my point already all land is conquered land, The indians are still fighting over land with each other in court to this very day...

    • @cheshirecat1212
      @cheshirecat1212 3 роки тому +5

      Not Australia. Our indigenous are the only known people there for 40,000 to 60,000 years, making them up there with African bushmen as the oldest humans in the world.

    • @ronf8017
      @ronf8017 3 роки тому +7

      @@cheshirecat1212 But even the tribes fought over land/resources as did the American Indians. This is not an exclusive thing to colonizing nation.

    • @ronf8017
      @ronf8017 3 роки тому +6

      @@cheshirecat1212 And FYI the African tribes are still fighting each other over land/resources to this very day..

    • @deaconstjohn4842
      @deaconstjohn4842 2 роки тому +1

      @@ronf8017 nah she didn't get it, don't waste your time

  • @shelliewerner5624
    @shelliewerner5624 3 роки тому +12

    I just love the way you tell and put together your stories !!!

  • @cameronmorris3092
    @cameronmorris3092 3 роки тому +186

    I’m proud to say that we have a close connection to this story. John Even Morris was one of Capt Morgan’s Officers. He was sent to goal for attacking Spain and then pardoned and given his own vessel to be apart of the “Privateer” force. The Name John Even Morris was passed down all the way to my G’dad. The dropped the Evan for my dad, the. Dropped the whole name for me. This story fascinates me. I can’t wait to delve deeper....so to speak

    • @danielblack8056
      @danielblack8056 3 роки тому +20

      That's actualy really awesome. They should have kept the name going though!

    • @Cicrosed
      @Cicrosed 3 роки тому +11

      There's always room for more good stories in your bloodline. Contribute yourself, to your fascinating family storyline. :D

    • @bfreeman8786
      @bfreeman8786 3 роки тому +4

      @@danielblack8056 we have a local Morris playing Left winger for both Seattle Sounders FC & National team. Sort of qualifies as a pirate or privateer...

    • @danielblack8056
      @danielblack8056 3 роки тому +4

      @@bfreeman8786 I love Morris bro

    • @debbiehenri345
      @debbiehenri345 3 роки тому +7

      Revitalize the original name for your (future?) son. John is timeless, and Even just makes it that little bit different from the usual modern names.
      My dad had a name passed down through his family for 800 years (except for a spot of Anglicisation), and it ended when he had 2 daughters. Always thought it rather a pity that I would see the end of that branch of the family.

  • @bon7029
    @bon7029 3 роки тому +69

    2 pieces of 8 was called 2 bits, and so was a quarter.
    Suddenly "Shave and a hair cut, 2 bits" makes sense.

    • @j.s.connolly8579
      @j.s.connolly8579 2 роки тому +3

      YEP! EXACTLY! :D My Dad used to say, "Here's two bits... go buy... {whatever he wanted me to get?} So YES IT IS or WAS a REAL THING!
      It's and "OLD WORLD" Expression! But still sometimes used! I Use it and I've taught my Grand Kids the term and THEY use it! And when people ask them about it THEY can pass on the History! Kind of Neat I think?! :D

  • @doit9575
    @doit9575 5 місяців тому +1

    It's interesting to see that this is pretty much how they portrayed Tortuga in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. Definitely one of my favorite movie franchises

  • @Kimbledotcom
    @Kimbledotcom 3 роки тому +11

    The ’Pieces of Eight' comes from the Spanish 'Etas' coin. The Peso was the 'Spanish Dollar'. The now defunk Pesetas modern coin, comes from the mix of Peso and Etas. De Nada. Pablo

  • @theplagueofpestilence8504
    @theplagueofpestilence8504 3 роки тому +964

    Me who lives in Jamaica: Fucking finally someone is talking about our under-water pirate city.
    *Killer Queen has already touched the read more button.*

  • @collettlitchard7690
    @collettlitchard7690 3 роки тому +828

    I dunno, the history of world currencies sounds like it could be a pretty lucrative video topic 💵💶💷💴🤑 I'd watch it 👀

    • @mediabox8280
      @mediabox8280 3 роки тому +12

      Agreed! :)

    • @pootatoot
      @pootatoot 3 роки тому +5

      Yes that would be amazing.

    • @katekendall6574
      @katekendall6574 3 роки тому +4

      Here here!! Neeeeed to see thatbone now 🤣🤣

    • @maiaallman4635
      @maiaallman4635 3 роки тому +3

      Definitely

    • @jamesvonblitza7395
      @jamesvonblitza7395 3 роки тому +12

      The story of self imposed slavery uh sorry “money” people say history is of vital importance to not remake past mistakes. Somebody needs to shed light on the biggest mistake currency.

  • @kelraven
    @kelraven 2 роки тому

    Just started listening to your book on Audible. I’m only in the preface and I love it already. Really enjoy listening to your stories and history. Thanks for writing it!!!

  • @FuckYoutubeCensorship
    @FuckYoutubeCensorship 3 роки тому +1

    I was watching these vids back in 2014 - 2015 and this is easily the best video I've seen you make.

  • @traktor8513
    @traktor8513 3 роки тому +188

    Imagine all the treasure that was washed out to sea. Might have to get my scuba gear out.

    • @joejones9520
      @joejones9520 3 роки тому +27

      items come up for sale on ebay sometimes, I almost bought a ring, wish I had, the water is very polluted in the bay and that is one reason why there arent a lot of relics; it's dangerous to dive.

    • @romariowilliams3893
      @romariowilliams3893 3 роки тому +40

      Im jamaican and apart of the local myth is that the pirates hid there gold In. Church in the center of town. That was the last straw and GOD got pissed (as he normally does, like seriously what with the big guy constantly loosing his cool). It is said that the church is still intact and all the gold is still there but local scuba divers say that the church became a breeding ground for octopi. So no one can ever get treasure out.
      Jamaica is beautiful place filled with rich history. I recommend everyone to visit there. Another big part of Jamaican history are mermaids (when I was a child I feel out of a boat and before I lost con I saw something swam to me as I sink. With longvflowing hair and feminine feature. I woke up on a beach about half a mile away from where I was over board. I could of just hallucinated when I was about to lose consciousness and just got washed up unsure but I'm pretty convinced that I was saved by a mermaid.

    • @jackdurden466
      @jackdurden466 3 роки тому +9

      @@joejones9520 that’s incredible! I just posted a comment about the fact that there absolutely should be an enormous amount of booty down there. And something is keeping it from being found, excavated, etc. cannot imagine the value in today’s world.

    • @joejones9520
      @joejones9520 3 роки тому +7

      @@jackdurden466 if you go to ebay and search "port royal pirate" it takes you to some listing of artifacts from there, some rings and few other things. They look real, seems to be a reputable seller. It seems dumb to pay a hundred bucks for an old ugly ring but then if you imagine that maybe Blackbeard was near that ring at one time, maybe touched it, maybe originally stole it, it becomes enticing.

    • @ghostflask
      @ghostflask 3 роки тому +7

      @@joejones9520 they could have nabbed that ring from an antique shop though, no knowing it really came from the port

  • @mikaaalto3135
    @mikaaalto3135 3 роки тому +223

    "Times sure were tough before Pornhub." Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @andrewgreen4615
      @andrewgreen4615 3 роки тому +8

      That had me in stitches lol

    • @jackalope2302
      @jackalope2302 3 роки тому +12

      Now things are
      ...
      Harder

    • @AscendantStoic
      @AscendantStoic 3 роки тому +4

      It was free real-estate for lewd artists back then, if the Fisherman's wife drawing is anything to go by XD

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 3 роки тому +6

      Classical art: It's just Old Porn

    • @roddyteague6246
      @roddyteague6246 3 роки тому +4

      But things were still hard before Pornhub?!

  • @annemiller8227
    @annemiller8227 3 роки тому +2

    You're only the 2nd person I've joined/paid/supported!
    Your content is so interesting! I also enjoy that while it is interesting to watch it can be followed/content enjoyed just listening. I will be checking out your book!

  • @richardpowell4281
    @richardpowell4281 2 роки тому +17

    There's actually strong evidence Columbus was NOT Italian by birth, but rather Portuguese. He didn't speak or write in Italian. Many of the places he named were named after cities in Portugal. And even on his death bed he refused to answer questions about his lineage and upbringing.

    • @robch.2901
      @robch.2901 2 роки тому +9

      No, the name of the cities are in SPANISH all of them our language might sound similar but is not the same. Second , he was Genovese, he talked and wrote Genovese. Italians usually back on those days were pron to use their dialects, even today. The only thing that links Portuguese and Colón was his studies of navigation in Portugal.

    • @IrkenExile
      @IrkenExile 2 роки тому

      Not to mention none of the portraits of him (at least those in this video) were painted in his lifetime. I think there's only one actual painting of him done while he was alive, by an artist in the Caribbean that he knew. I have to say, he didn't look anything like I would have expected.

  • @nannettefreeman7331
    @nannettefreeman7331 3 роки тому +13

    I'm a direct descendant of Captain William Henry Ricketts, the only commander from Cromwell's Jamaican campaign who received a large tract of land on the island (there were 6, I believe) in gratitude for their service, to actually MOVE to Jamaica, live on his land in the Parish of Saint Elizabeth, raise 12 children, & ultimately die of old age there (although possibly "at sea") in 1703. The others were merely absentee landlords of their lucrative sugar cane plantations. He made it his home, & his children did as well.

  • @chairde
    @chairde 3 роки тому +151

    “ 2 bits, 4 bits, 6 bits a dollar”...young girls sang that when jumping rope when I was a child.

    • @momcat2223
      @momcat2223 3 роки тому +20

      In Texas, we also had a cheer: "Two bit, four bits, six bits, a dollar! All for the [insert team name here], stand up and holler!"

    • @chitownphxman
      @chitownphxman 3 роки тому +8

      When I was a kid it was "first pizza at regular price, $5 for each additional".
      "Pizza" was replaced with "hookers" in school. Apparently, hookers were more expensive in Jamaica in the 1600's! 😂

    • @sonjastarr1364
      @sonjastarr1364 3 роки тому +8

      Two bits, four bits, six bits a peso! All for Zorro stand up and say so!

    • @lukejo7994
      @lukejo7994 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @lukejo7994
      @lukejo7994 3 роки тому +1

      1 2 freddy's coming 4 u 3 4 better luck the door

  • @HollylandProductions
    @HollylandProductions 2 роки тому +4

    I like how this dude makes interesting history kinda funny with the weird and funny captions
    This dude is amazing

  • @spennshell
    @spennshell 3 роки тому +2

    I grew up in Jamaica and I couldn’t imagine that place was like this back in the day I been there once though and even now some building are still tilted and other half way down I the ground

  • @dtdtalktruth9734
    @dtdtalktruth9734 3 роки тому +59

    One correction to your story, Henry Morgan was Jamaica's first ever Governor General

    • @williamcobb3162
      @williamcobb3162 3 роки тому +2

      Hence captain Morgan rum?

    • @ehlowgovna
      @ehlowgovna 3 роки тому

      Lol chubble

    • @nunoribeiro7407
      @nunoribeiro7407 3 роки тому +2

      And columbus wasn't italian. He was portuguese

    • @galaxyanimal
      @galaxyanimal 3 роки тому +6

      @@nunoribeiro7407 No, Columbus was Italian, specifically Genoese. He did ask for the patronage of the Portuguese monarchy, but it was denied.

    • @SirZanZa
      @SirZanZa 3 роки тому +3

      @@nunoribeiro7407 he was born 31st October 1451 in Genoa, which is the capital of Liguria a region in Italy, he's about as Portuguese as Henry VIII lol

  • @waspy6343
    @waspy6343 3 роки тому +36

    "1/4 buildings were brothels or inns, sounds a bit like Hull"
    Lmao that killed me

  • @mitchf9588
    @mitchf9588 3 роки тому +4

    I lived/worked there for two months, really insane history and cool to explore

  • @kerrypitt9789
    @kerrypitt9789 3 роки тому

    I have watched three of your videos and then I just joined. I love your content but even more your presentation is one of the best. I really enjoyed this piece on Port Royal, while I was watching it I suddenly remembered that Tortuga was supposed to be another Pirate Stronghold and wondered if there was a story there. There are so many legends, myths and fables about everything around us and j hope we never solve them all. Thank you for allowing me to be a part of this.

  • @tommylikes4511
    @tommylikes4511 3 роки тому +138

    I’m I n Kingston Jamaica 🇯🇲 watching this i love “port royal”.

  • @NathanLeeAnimations
    @NathanLeeAnimations 3 роки тому +85

    13:28 "Sleeping with a prostitute doesn't count when you're time travelling" with a thumbs up by a guy in a suit! had me laughing then questioning the rules of time travel. To many questions to few answers.

  • @BigDrill39
    @BigDrill39 3 роки тому +3

    Seamen....HAHAHA You caught me off guard and i actually laughed.

  • @richardsharp6875
    @richardsharp6875 3 роки тому +4

    that was a lot of fun AND an excellent history lesson. Thank you

  • @wattmild7669
    @wattmild7669 3 роки тому +41

    Honestly, one of the best pieces of content I've ever watched. Well thought out and presented very well!

  • @MysticRamblings
    @MysticRamblings 3 роки тому +35

    "Why Is There a City Full of Dead Pirates on the Ocean Floor?"
    I'd be more surprised if there wasn't.

    • @bfreeman8786
      @bfreeman8786 3 роки тому +1

      Ahh!! It was YOU! The Jersey Devil killed the Pirates!

  • @Bigsgarage
    @Bigsgarage 2 роки тому +3

    about 10 years ago my mom had a garage sale and this old man came and purchased something from my mom for "2 bits" and she had no idea how much that was. We had never heard that terminology, 10 years later I watch this video and figured out what the heck bits was lmao
    thank you Thoughty2

  • @richhughes7450
    @richhughes7450 2 роки тому

    Very interesting. Thankx 4 sharing.

  • @anthonyernst999
    @anthonyernst999 3 роки тому +35

    I wish I could time travel so that I could see these cities when they were still alive

  • @Annadawn22
    @Annadawn22 3 роки тому +28

    “Sleeping with prostitutes doesn’t count when you’re time-traveling” 😅😅

  • @Bnkoomen1
    @Bnkoomen1 2 роки тому

    The humor, storytelling, enthusiasm, facts, the analogies... brilliant!

  • @DarinM1967
    @DarinM1967 3 роки тому

    You never disappoint. Good job!

  • @rolandoscar1696
    @rolandoscar1696 3 роки тому +106

    Where did Blackbeard keep his Buccaneers?
    Under his bucking hat.

  • @johnguerriero4050
    @johnguerriero4050 3 роки тому +26

    This guy has a sense of humor good story teller like to see more of his content

  • @anti-air-conditioning
    @anti-air-conditioning Рік тому

    I appreciate all the work you do, but I showed this video to my brother and he thought he heard 42 here. This video is one of my favorites. Good stuff as always. Keep it up.

  • @BurgessFamilyRanch
    @BurgessFamilyRanch Рік тому +6

    Very good material and well presented! Probably your best video on quite a while! Loved it. Keep up the good work, sir!

  • @A.C._Taylor
    @A.C._Taylor 3 роки тому +3

    My mother is Jamaican. She talked about the history of Port Royal. It was said that for some time after the earthquake, the bell tower to the church was above the water at low tide and would ring in the wind until it was re-submerged by the rising tide.

  • @maxbaker8844
    @maxbaker8844 3 роки тому +47

    The way the "buy my book" plug was presented, it's the way, made me instantly smash that "Like" button. What an entertainer this Fouty Two guy is :D

    • @GreggyAck
      @GreggyAck 3 роки тому +1

      Nah, he's a cringy bastard, but his videos are interesting so I watch.

    • @jackdurden466
      @jackdurden466 3 роки тому +1

      @@GreggyAck I always get a weird vibe when I see his vids post, and generally don’t really like him, but the dude is hilarious no doubt. And after a few minutes of listening I’m in.

    • @farhanalam7642
      @farhanalam7642 2 роки тому

      @@GreggyAck im here for the moustache no homo

  • @JohnRamboPT
    @JohnRamboPT 3 роки тому +1

    Loved your story's bro, u gain a new sub :)

  • @bensk8in467
    @bensk8in467 Рік тому +3

    I’ll never forget visiting Jamaica and a local resident who worked at the resort told me all about it. He said God sank it because he hated what happened there. I was fascinated. It’s the first I ever learned of it and have viewed it’s remains on satellite maps numerous times since. A story to be taken seriously.

  • @CraftAero
    @CraftAero 3 роки тому +29

    1:50 Queen "Elizabella" ?
    Is that a Thoughty2 Easter egg ?

  • @Nickfromthe816
    @Nickfromthe816 3 роки тому +31

    "Yarrrrr! Me crotch burns!"😂😂😂

  • @franktaylor7617
    @franktaylor7617 2 роки тому

    😎👍
    Fascinating.
    Well done mate.

  • @patriotcultivator1604
    @patriotcultivator1604 3 роки тому

    great ep thx

  • @mehdihassan8316
    @mehdihassan8316 3 роки тому +32

    1st title, in case he changes it: "Why is the Last Ever Pirate City Now Underwater?
    "

  • @Commenter26
    @Commenter26 3 роки тому +121

    I would tell you a joke about a pirate and his bird, but it would just get parroted

    • @MrChristianDT
      @MrChristianDT 3 роки тому +9

      I saw a commercial dressed as a pirate at a Medieval Fair once. He ran out of material & started doing a Jack Sparrow impersonation, then suddenly said "No, I can't be Jack Sparrow... That would be piracy."

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 3 роки тому +1

      My present day parrot: "SQUACK! Get the money. Dollah Dollah Bill, Y'all"
      The translation may have changed, but the message remains the same

    • @predaR6
      @predaR6 3 роки тому

      😭😭

    • @gate5885
      @gate5885 3 роки тому

      @Odd haven He included bird, so he must have meant parroted. But Pirated would have been better.

    • @audreejamie4873
      @audreejamie4873 3 роки тому

      Har har har

  • @SquirrelGamez
    @SquirrelGamez 2 роки тому +1

    The invention of privateering was absolute genius.
    Also what about all those pieces of 8 that got spent in there?

  • @michaelmyers7550
    @michaelmyers7550 2 роки тому

    Mr Ballen and you, tell some of the best and most interesting stories of all time. Thank you!

  • @synthlord2368
    @synthlord2368 3 роки тому +10

    One criticism. The thought that any pirate said the word "Yar" at the beginning of any sentence is totally wrong. "Yar " is actually a nautical term that describes a ship as being seaworthy and good at the helm.

  • @jackmainwood8119
    @jackmainwood8119 3 роки тому +44

    “Sounds like hull” 😂😂😂

    • @kieran00081
      @kieran00081 3 роки тому +2

      Mans dissing my city what a bellend

    • @nathantorresstanevil6958
      @nathantorresstanevil6958 3 роки тому

      Hilarious lmao🤣

    • @masonharkness6437
      @masonharkness6437 3 роки тому

      I was looking for this comment lol if you know you know

    • @wokedream9837
      @wokedream9837 3 роки тому

      Jamaican here I support manchester united and hull city fc too 🇯🇲🇯🇲

  • @adrianamil3
    @adrianamil3 2 роки тому

    What a great channel! Thank you!

  • @muhammadabdulaziz2199
    @muhammadabdulaziz2199 2 роки тому +1

    Brilliant video. So funny and entertaining yet informative too. Imagine diving down they’re and snagging yourself some left behind treasure

  • @hilltopboyz3002
    @hilltopboyz3002 3 роки тому +6

    I live in Jamaica and the Port is legendary if you go there rn the buildings are lean.

  • @DreamsAreLies
    @DreamsAreLies 3 роки тому +23

    My sis bought me “Stick a Flag in it” for Christmas so I’ll be diving in it soon.

  • @wishgodgirl1903
    @wishgodgirl1903 2 роки тому

    I love your videos. Your choice of subjects is fabulous, not the same old things. Thank you.

  • @fearsoftears2326
    @fearsoftears2326 3 роки тому +2

    I like this, it’s informative but cool and interesting at the same time

  • @isabelv3708
    @isabelv3708 3 роки тому +12

    Can you please start doing RIFs again I miss them so much!😭

  • @lamajigmeg
    @lamajigmeg 3 роки тому +10

    Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition thank you for the delightful Monty Python reference

  • @Tsadie1
    @Tsadie1 3 роки тому

    Love your presentation. New subscriber.

  • @IamINERT
    @IamINERT 3 роки тому +9

    Finally a video about my country :D
    (Jamaica)

  • @dickmcshan9778
    @dickmcshan9778 3 роки тому +4

    Being notified of a new posting from you is like walking into my favorite local, seeing you at the bar, and knowing the night will be filled with beer and stories from a good friend. Cheers, Dick from Vancouver.

  • @yash1e5
    @yash1e5 3 роки тому +2

    Great video thanks, i always loved 1600-1700century and golden age of piracy

  • @trog.lodyte
    @trog.lodyte 2 роки тому +2

    Visited Port Royal 3 years ago. Walked the same wall in Fort Charles where Horatio Nelson would scan the horizon for Spanish sails. The fort is now quite a distance from the shore as the land has built up seaward. There are graveyards containing many British soldiers and sailors which are not tooo high above sea level. Was weird to see crabs scuttling about the graveyard.

  • @saifabidalbloushi
    @saifabidalbloushi 3 роки тому +146

    Anyone noticed Arran's latest obsession with pirates, ships and seas?😂😂
    Edit: i never got 100+ likes before..thanks yall😂🙌🏻

    • @taimoorakhtar785
      @taimoorakhtar785 3 роки тому +2

      😂

    • @Notsoloud5.7
      @Notsoloud5.7 3 роки тому +5

      Good been watching black sails lol its like he knew 🤣

    • @fsdfgasgfisd
      @fsdfgasgfisd 3 роки тому +8

      I do know that the drastic drop and utter demise of the number of pirates is directly linked to climate change. One can see that as the number of pirates drop the planet warms. The faster the drop the faster the rate of warming.

    • @J8den
      @J8den 3 роки тому +5

      I feel like he just picks a category and goes from there till he has no more to do for that topic

    • @fsdfgasgfisd
      @fsdfgasgfisd 3 роки тому +6

      He's a true pastafarian believer. Pirates are the world's savior.

  • @scottjackson1420
    @scottjackson1420 3 роки тому +4

    Your videos are so enjoyable. I discovered this channel a couple of months ago. I'm now working my way through your old videos. Keep 'em coming!

  • @kylesunderman6489
    @kylesunderman6489 2 роки тому

    Bloody good episode, good sir!

  • @7rll3br28
    @7rll3br28 3 роки тому +7

    "knees deep in sea men"
    Wouldn't you like that, swedish boy?!

  • @bluray5649
    @bluray5649 3 роки тому +32

    is it just me or he said queen Elisabella?

    • @spacewater7
      @spacewater7 3 роки тому +5

      You noticed that too?

    • @J-W_Grimbeek
      @J-W_Grimbeek 3 роки тому +5

      Was looking for this comment, i had to do a double take

  • @meandtheboisvlogs8109
    @meandtheboisvlogs8109 3 роки тому +21

    "Their bones in the ocean, forever will be"

  • @elijahtaboy
    @elijahtaboy Рік тому

    You never fail to enlighten and amuse me at the same time.

  • @kc11028isded
    @kc11028isded 3 роки тому +3

    "Captain!"
    "Yeah?"
    "LOOK!"
    "Wha-"
    "HOLY"

  • @BatRoulette
    @BatRoulette 3 роки тому +3

    I appreciate it when no sponsors waste my time in a video, so I'm happy to say this is the first thoughty2 video I've hit the like button on.