Ep 217 - I'm Cheating On You! - The Leader Of The Group! | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

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  • @efereiro1729
    @efereiro1729 Рік тому +2571

    Living for these hoochie daddy shorts

    • @basegosegaetsho7200
      @basegosegaetsho7200 Рік тому +98

      They are everything aren't they⚡

    • @louisebrown3460
      @louisebrown3460 Рік тому +116

      At this point … it needs to be uniform 😅

    • @candycane3301
      @candycane3301 Рік тому +152

      I never ever comment on ANYTHING but this comment had me screaming 😂

    • @knkytht
      @knkytht Рік тому +192

      my mom calls them The Thigh Guys and it tears me up every time lol

    • @el_ee_eye_el_aye
      @el_ee_eye_el_aye Рік тому +9

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @maryeriperez2039
    @maryeriperez2039 Рік тому +1243

    James is top-tier storyteller/ roleplayer, literally undefeated !! 😂😂

  • @smileycam1080
    @smileycam1080 Рік тому +1339

    I luv how they stay in story character, doesn’t matter what the other says they are seeing it until the end 😂😂

  • @lx8375
    @lx8375 Рік тому +1334

    we’re getting to full cinema-length episodes, god i love these guys

    • @Stu161
      @Stu161 Рік тому +20

      Shxts n Gigs Cinematic Universe when??

    • @kelvinenos
      @kelvinenos Рік тому +9

      i know right?!!!!! Let’s not jinx it😂 they gotta continue with these

    • @ImaniCC01
      @ImaniCC01 Рік тому

      The Queen Queen 👸

    • @ImaniCC01
      @ImaniCC01 Рік тому

      The Queen Queen 👸

  • @FalconSoundscape
    @FalconSoundscape Рік тому +460

    “I never knew his name until the day i found out his name” - fuego 2022
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @misshebabe16x
      @misshebabe16x Рік тому +17

      I was looking for this comment 😂😂 I swear he said and I had to pause and go “well, did you now?!” 💀

    • @Ashley.Melissa
      @Ashley.Melissa Рік тому +1

      Same 😂

    • @gambless7781
      @gambless7781 8 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @the_alien_butterfly7707
    @the_alien_butterfly7707 Рік тому +1242

    If my friends don't gas me up the way James does to Fuhad before the fun fact of the day, then I don't want them 😹🇿🇦

    • @danielportela4116
      @danielportela4116 Рік тому +20

      SA fammmm

    • @the_alien_butterfly7707
      @the_alien_butterfly7707 Рік тому +6

      @@danielportela4116 I know that's right 😎❤️

    • @danielportela4116
      @danielportela4116 Рік тому +21

      @@the_alien_butterfly7707 where the South African SNG fans, need to start the South African branch if this ting.

    • @Ditumisho
      @Ditumisho Рік тому +2

      ​@@danielportela4116 🇿🇦

    • @Only_Xian
      @Only_Xian Рік тому +2

      @@danielportela4116 🇿🇦🇿🇦 marking the register.

  • @olayerz
    @olayerz Рік тому +595

    The “You leave, you stay” sent SHIVERS up my spine 😳 I wouldn’t know to be scared or turned on 😅😂

    • @Akem923
      @Akem923 Рік тому +26

      let's find out 🌚

    • @olayerz
      @olayerz Рік тому +51

      @@Akem923 👀 SIR!! That’s a risky game😂

    • @Akem923
      @Akem923 Рік тому +24

      @@olayerz take all the risk while we’re young😇

    • @Akem923
      @Akem923 Рік тому +9

      @@olayerz what’s your IG?

    • @weirdcrazygirl1156
      @weirdcrazygirl1156 Рік тому +3

      Literally tho

  • @AwakenYourSensory
    @AwakenYourSensory Рік тому +681

    Penda is love in swahili. James killed me when he said the P is definitely a click💀💀💀

    • @knightrider8359
      @knightrider8359 Рік тому +9

      It's also a west African name

    • @herb_a_day
      @herb_a_day Рік тому +18

      Wacha kuniaibisha lol Penda is "to love" Love is Upendo or Mapenzi. Watu wa Bara 😂

    • @kylielinae
      @kylielinae Рік тому +4

      @@herb_a_day That last part was uncalled for.

    • @herb_a_day
      @herb_a_day Рік тому +6

      @@kylielinae You find something wrong with being a mainlander? 😂 Mtu wa Bara means you come from the land rather than the coast. It is not an insult.

    • @peacenabunya5017
      @peacenabunya5017 Рік тому +1

      As a person called peace
      Absolutely violation but its all good
      Love you🧡

  • @bonitaflor21
    @bonitaflor21 Рік тому +89

    55:30 “we got kids!!” “YAWN”
    “I’M A CHEAT, BRO!” 💀

  • @MrNelson94
    @MrNelson94 Рік тому +185

    Long leg shoots killed me, that was an outrageous description 😂

    • @moimeself1088
      @moimeself1088 10 місяців тому

      Accurate tho....did you see that pose? 🫣🤣

  • @loz198897
    @loz198897 Рік тому +262

    The plane story had me crying 🤣🤣, their facial expressions and the little peak on the phones were jokes 🤣

  • @loz198897
    @loz198897 Рік тому +206

    "She'll swallow your balls whole" - I dont think you realise how quickly that line sent me, my ribs hurt and i legit cant breathe 🤣🤣🤣

    • @J4_ouu
      @J4_ouu Рік тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @NinjaJDM
    @NinjaJDM Рік тому +136

    Get a friend that introduces you the way that James Introduces Fuhad 😂😂😂 I live for it

  • @wraith5755
    @wraith5755 Рік тому +160

    James' roleplay kills me every time 😂

  • @stephpowell7648
    @stephpowell7648 Рік тому +257

    1:16:29 Does he not realise, she's trying to ruin him?
    She didn't manage it the first time, he got a restraining order. It expired, so now she's trying again. She is trying to seduce him into sleeping with her in order to take pics and send the wife.
    She isn't friends with the wife, she's frienemies and she is trying to destroying him.
    1:20:28 EXACTLY 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
    1:26:11 Fuhad KILLED me with that swallow 😂😂😂😂

    • @elijahbillings4658
      @elijahbillings4658 Рік тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂 Facts 💯🎯

    • @cherrynoire13
      @cherrynoire13 Рік тому +8

      Giiiirrlll! U already know her timing 😬😂

    • @Rae777
      @Rae777 Рік тому +17

      I know I’m late but I can’t believe his girl is that naive. They almost both deserve whatever happens for letting crazy back into their lives after escaping the first time.

    • @MonaLisaFire
      @MonaLisaFire Рік тому +4

      Facts😂.

    • @deanawebb6595
      @deanawebb6595 Рік тому +7

      Honestly I'm saying tell your wife and let her know the type of 'friend' she is allowing in her life

  • @sandrahemmings1092
    @sandrahemmings1092 Рік тому +84

    Im a 60 year old woman loving the channel. you guys are killing it 👏

  • @zanelesekano2222
    @zanelesekano2222 Рік тому +115

    Almost two hours long? Yes! I’m finna finish ironing my two week backlog over this episode later.

  • @jodijones4864
    @jodijones4864 Рік тому +109

    Love how excited Fuhad gets when he’s talking about football 😩

  • @heyitsshay6058
    @heyitsshay6058 Рік тому +72

    When fuhad said " Bizarre!" And James slide. Hilarious 😂

  • @AwakenYourSensory
    @AwakenYourSensory Рік тому +82

    How James breaks down the dynamics of relationships is so spot on!

  • @gummeighbear5771
    @gummeighbear5771 Рік тому +97

    We need updates from these “Am I the asshole” stories

  • @tishbabes2694
    @tishbabes2694 Рік тому +97

    “Restraining Order Pussy” had me dead 💀 🤣🤣🤣

  • @victoriabanks7701
    @victoriabanks7701 Рік тому +132

    There’s no way I can see my husband’s shoulder and not know it’s him immediately. That woman had zero intuition. God bless her empty head 😂

  • @thesensualshaman8012
    @thesensualshaman8012 Рік тому +18

    “back-a-ri” for Bakari was ATROCIOUS pronunciation. absolutely killed a beautiful name 😂😄😄😄

  • @jnoble261
    @jnoble261 Рік тому +20

    "Is it a nig..ish name?" I spit out my drink. Caught me off guard, you two are hilarious!

  • @jaymitch5530
    @jaymitch5530 Рік тому +13

    “ Yawn boringgggg 😅😂 I’m a cheat…..I’m out here tryna cheat” I fell outtttttttttt

  • @demihamilton9153
    @demihamilton9153 Рік тому +130

    What I wanna know is did she not know what her husband’s voice sounded like😭😭

    • @jackielopez3019
      @jackielopez3019 Рік тому +15

      Right! I was thinking the same thing. Like she must have really been into her side thing and really not been thinking about her husband

    • @tigerlilypritchard1237
      @tigerlilypritchard1237 11 місяців тому +4

      And with Uber don't yiu drive your own car?? How didn't she know the car?? I'm so confused 🤣🤣 She washes his clothes, how did she not know it was him. 😅

  • @waxingwithnae
    @waxingwithnae Рік тому +147

    Almost 2 hours!!??!! J-Money and Fire Lord Fuegs for the win!!!!! 🙌🏾💯

  • @tyfifi4350
    @tyfifi4350 Рік тому +21

    My husband will never look at me like James looks at his best friend😂❤

  • @britheedivine8
    @britheedivine8 Рік тому +42

    The way Fuhad says ‘JUICY’ gets me every time

    • @melodynicole9222
      @melodynicole9222 Рік тому +1

      Same!

    • @Troubleclef02
      @Troubleclef02 9 місяців тому +1

      That needs to be a sound bite, or some sorta SNG T-shirt or something.😂

  • @peachmilkshake_
    @peachmilkshake_ Рік тому +175

    I feel like the crazy ex only came back as revenge to ruin his life. Like ten years plotting a fatal attraction revenge thing.

  • @yaileenmaldonadomendez6382
    @yaileenmaldonadomendez6382 Рік тому +54

    The friend wants to know if she's still got it and can take him over just like her bestie did back in the day... She's seeking the ultimate Revenge. Hee needs to cut her out of their lives because she will destroy them both as they both hurt her deeply.

  • @tshegofatso1154
    @tshegofatso1154 Рік тому +41

    I had lost interest in football BUT the way Fuhad is so passionate about it?! I think the interest towards it is coming back

  • @jorreca
    @jorreca Рік тому +55

    This episode getting me through the mountain of laundry I gotta do 😂

    • @Polkadot2
      @Polkadot2 Рік тому +2

      Every. Time! 😂😂😂

    • @jorreca
      @jorreca Рік тому

      @@Polkadot2 right?! LMAO

  • @candacemarieg
    @candacemarieg 10 місяців тому +6

    Just discovered these two. Love the commentary, the charisma, and camaraderie. But they prove almost every episode that men can't take what they dish out and it's hilarious to me😂😂😂😂 All love❤

  • @nothandomthembu5337
    @nothandomthembu5337 Рік тому +38

    When Fuhad says FAM!!!!! It sends me 😂😂😂😂 Jame’s laugh is killers

  • @Teacher_Things
    @Teacher_Things Рік тому +14

    I would know my husband ANYWHERE! He's eyes weren't even covered.
    Moghel, was so focused on her sneaky link, she forgot how her husband looked.
    That store chat must've been lit🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kalinapopova4542
    @kalinapopova4542 Рік тому +32

    Here's the thing, the ex with the restraining order, she is still crazy, she is just better at it. At this point she's out for blood and she will do everything to end that man's life. I won't be surprised if she was talking to his girlfriend rn to see if he's going to cheat

  • @lexcorn92
    @lexcorn92 Рік тому +30

    My girlfriend put me on this and I can't stop watching you guys, so jokes

  • @livdontlisten
    @livdontlisten Рік тому +56

    James must have a history of toxic relationships 😂

  • @elliotjones7996
    @elliotjones7996 Рік тому +18

    James' face after 1:30:19 is absolute gold, the pure shock mixed with intrigue is unmatched

  • @Livedieaking
    @Livedieaking Рік тому +18

    The ending of this episode… bruh listen the way y’all had me dying!! I was laughing and crying!!

  • @papi1
    @papi1 Рік тому +23

    I’m dying as soon as he said silent P I did the click at the same time 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @iamazza3349
    @iamazza3349 Рік тому +29

    Nah James has out done himself this episode he is hilarious 😂

  • @ret827
    @ret827 Рік тому +42

    I don’t usually comment and my gf probably will get the ick from me but this was one of the funniest episodes in a while all are funny but this was next level nuff love from Barbados

  • @georgia9406
    @georgia9406 Рік тому +51

    I’m so confused as to how the woman didn’t realise her husband was driving the car? Or did she realise and just sit there?

    • @ashybt
      @ashybt Рік тому +5

      The fact she knew he was an Uber driver and one rocks up with the same car, colour & plate's 🤣

    • @moondust1992
      @moondust1992 Рік тому +7

      yeah, I dunno how real it is - like you wouldn't notice your husbands car pulling up

    • @cassie2559
      @cassie2559 Рік тому +9

      Thank you I said the same thing, 5 years married and you don't recognise your husband voice? This is a scam and set up, in my mind I would think this is a red flag for the gold seriously they must do this as a scam on people.

    • @nyjello
      @nyjello Рік тому +14

      The Uber driver said he was renting a car

    • @moimeself1088
      @moimeself1088 10 місяців тому +1

      It's a rental. The part I don't get is the voice.

  • @tysharasamuels3132
    @tysharasamuels3132 8 місяців тому +5

    I just love when they say the same thing at the same time

  • @abipage431
    @abipage431 Рік тому +13

    New meaning to snakes on the plane 😂

  • @helinsaid
    @helinsaid Рік тому +7

    The airdrop on the plane story KILLLLED me 😭😂😂😂😂😂 I’m in tears

  • @factitious2605
    @factitious2605 Рік тому +34

    Ngl the psycho ex might be doing this as payback so the guy can get caught

    • @cwatkins7749
      @cwatkins7749 Рік тому +3

      This! That was my immediate thought that she's plotting revenge on both him and his fiancé

  • @del4257
    @del4257 Рік тому +11

    Ever since I saw a short of you guys I've been OBSESSED! I'll gladly join the cult !

  • @edinakrisztakacso1415
    @edinakrisztakacso1415 Рік тому +24

    the way James sat up to say "OI MAN" killed me 😂😂😂

  • @obs_o1468
    @obs_o1468 Рік тому +18

    Another top tier episode, movie length ting, this what I like to see

  • @tracypeebles9362
    @tracypeebles9362 Рік тому +13

    I started to drive and said bad idea I was laughing the whole time😂

  • @cocobelle22
    @cocobelle22 Рік тому +13

    Y'all killed it! Fuhad that fun facts initial name game - love it! Played it with my 10 year old son on the drive to school - was a hit! Then the rest of it had me rolling all day long - watched in intervals. At the end I was dying with laughter! Best! 👌🏽🙌🏽

  • @mazmoin5544
    @mazmoin5544 Рік тому +11

    Everything about this episode had me sweeted. The stooooopppp it too the bizarre 😅😅😅😅. If your next episode is longer I'd pay to watch it in cinemas🤣🤣🤣love you guys

  • @CRed-187
    @CRed-187 Рік тому +5

    1:10:10...i lost it when Fuhad said "my girls have told me so many times"🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ludiaservidieu2806
    @ludiaservidieu2806 Рік тому +3

    Absolutely love these 2 😂😂🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽 had mad fun this whole episode

  • @samuelabdelnour5374
    @samuelabdelnour5374 Рік тому +7

    Absolutely love this podcast it is my comfort pod for whenever I am stressed out and dealing w a lot😇😎🤘🏽

  • @Phoenix-dj4qu
    @Phoenix-dj4qu Рік тому +4

    I had the BEST 6 minute laugh with that last one 🤣🤣 table banging en everything fr 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭

  • @mamacurlyy
    @mamacurlyy Рік тому +8

    This is legit the funniest podcast episode I’ve ever heard. Lol. I’m dying.

  • @JaTheBigKid
    @JaTheBigKid Рік тому +15

    I love these long episodes these are too good we really don't deserve this

  • @lkmxsweat4359
    @lkmxsweat4359 Рік тому +2

    the episodes are still not long enough. can't get enough of you guys 💙

  • @nicholasharrison9795
    @nicholasharrison9795 Рік тому +8

    Big ups to you guys I wait for every monday just to watch your show you guys dont understand but you make a crappy monday worthwhile p.s typing this from Namibia all the way from Africa.

  • @piv9976
    @piv9976 Рік тому +10

    I know exactly what this guy was feeling, that gut wrenching feeling in your stomach, blood boiling in your veins. It feels like you are going to pass out. I feel for him

  • @beloncekamz2821
    @beloncekamz2821 Рік тому +11

    Here within the hour of posting😄💃🏿.Loving the view😍. Happy Monday 😘 #MCM. Fun fact Taraji is a Swahili term. 'Penda' means Love in Swahili. ❤️ from Kenya.

  • @Vondetta-mo8bf
    @Vondetta-mo8bf Рік тому +6

    I thoroughly enjoy your Podcasts…it’s a perfectly balanced amount of information and rachetry (is that even a word?) 😅👏🏾👍🏾

  • @reyreh
    @reyreh Рік тому +1

    You guys know how much I look up to Monday? Favorite dual ever, much much love🤟 from Tanzania. Btw, PENDA means LOVE! Thia is as usual, the best Podcast. ♥♥♥

  • @jonathancasas5723
    @jonathancasas5723 Рік тому +5

    That last story shocked me and then I died when they talk about it! 😂😂

  • @corytupper1268
    @corytupper1268 Рік тому +4

    Honestly you lads have me crying every episode 👏 love

  • @kelseymurphy3633
    @kelseymurphy3633 Рік тому +1

    I’m from Austin, Texas and you’re literally the only podcast I religiously listen to. I have to wait a whole day for you videos to release

  • @awandezwane1500
    @awandezwane1500 Рік тому +10

    Regarding the restraining order lady's situation, that guy needs to actually pull the "I am the man of the house" card and forbid his fiance from seeing this girl again 😆I guarantee you Miss Restraining Order is up to something diabolical. This is a soapie storyline waiting to play out

  • @nannettedelas5251
    @nannettedelas5251 7 місяців тому +3

    When Fuhad says "Wood-Od", he "throws" me on the floor!!
    💀💀💀

  • @advantageous-me
    @advantageous-me Рік тому +3

    Just discovered this channel 2 days ago...been binge watching... When I tell you this has been one of the funniest episodes thus far! 😆😆😆 The scenario at the end, sent me! 🤦🏽‍♀️ And guessing the names, I'm gone! How are they monetized!?! They need a prime time show. 🤣 This is is the funniest thing.

  • @thestormyc268
    @thestormyc268 9 місяців тому +3

    The Skittles tweet sent me to the floor
    It's 1 a.m. here and I woke my parents up from wheezing so loud 🤣🤣

  • @Naomi4305
    @Naomi4305 3 місяці тому +1

    The fact you guys make up your own scenarios is so hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂 that’s so me

  • @pineapplegirl8078
    @pineapplegirl8078 8 місяців тому +3

    Everyone in the US that lived through the trial was screaming Orenthal James Simpson! We all heard it a million times for months! 😂

  • @lachlanmceachen506
    @lachlanmceachen506 Рік тому +3

    bro this episode was bangin, had me in tears on my way to work at 5 in the morning 🤣

  • @bonganiofficial
    @bonganiofficial Рік тому +1

    This was for sure one of the funniest episodes you boys have done 👏🏾

  • @rachaelrecovering3065
    @rachaelrecovering3065 Рік тому +1

    my notifications didnt come thru and i been refreshin this allll day. to check 30 ago and be absolutely treated to a full movvvvieee 🥰

  • @hauwamuktari735
    @hauwamuktari735 Рік тому +9

    I actually CANNOT with this podcast! I am dying at the scenario ugh 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @fazormcghee7936
    @fazormcghee7936 Рік тому +11

    1:38:05 before you start watching the video, watch this part out of context 😂

    • @kushelle1565
      @kushelle1565 Рік тому +1

      🤣 I was so confused 😂😂😩

  • @isaiahbaez9185
    @isaiahbaez9185 Рік тому

    Saw one vid weeks ago haven’t stopped since I wake up and listen to ya for my daily routine and through work ya too funn

  • @cicifromdc
    @cicifromdc 7 місяців тому +1

    watching old eps and i just have to say i'm SO thankful we were in lockdown while I was growing out my short haircut because they not wrong. It was a MESS

  • @youmatter6196
    @youmatter6196 Рік тому +4

    It tickles me when Fuhad says “yezzzzerr” that’s a Texas thing 🤣😂🤣

  • @preciousbrown7962
    @preciousbrown7962 6 місяців тому +3

    Fuhad: “I’ve never know his name til the day I learned his name”
    Me: 😂😂😂 That’s usually the order of things 😂

  • @alexisescampos2214
    @alexisescampos2214 Рік тому +3

    This is one of my favorite episodes 😭 had me dyinnnnn we definitely need follow ups w these “am i the asshole”

  • @IncanFox
    @IncanFox Рік тому +13

    The way I immediately screamed out OJ's full name without hesitation...peak millennial American...

  • @kelvinenos
    @kelvinenos Рік тому +5

    the way Fuhad talks about football gasses me up everytime!!! so passionate!😂

  • @tiyachows
    @tiyachows Рік тому +4

    One of the funniest episodes in the series! My face hurts from laughing so much! 🤣🤣

  • @kraftikelli8312
    @kraftikelli8312 10 місяців тому

    I’ve been listening to your podcast before work for a couple years now .I can’t wait to see you in the us ❤❤

  • @ingiengubane5981
    @ingiengubane5981 Рік тому

    If only I could like this more than once!! Loving the longer uploads!!! 🔥🔥🔥

  • @aliciawashington9312
    @aliciawashington9312 Рік тому +4

    These shorts are definitely the move 😍

  • @coenhay368
    @coenhay368 Рік тому +3

    These vids are the only thing that makes me genuinely laugh

  • @andresichinga914
    @andresichinga914 18 днів тому +1

    I burst out laughter at 3am at the "just checking my mirrors" that whole story about what james would do if it were him. He'd grab her hair and then when she tries to come back he'd do that flinch!!!! 💀💀💀

  • @anniesmith3480
    @anniesmith3480 10 місяців тому +1

    ‘Long leg shoots’ absolutely sent me 😂😂😂

  • @NC4E
    @NC4E Рік тому +5

    I’ve been watching this channel for a bit now and it’s always HILARIOUS, but this episode is the first time I burst laughing out loud. Lmfao it’s 2AM and I was legit “pfffFFFTTT HAHAHAHAHAHA” good shit.

  • @NuancedSkeptic
    @NuancedSkeptic Рік тому +52

    People who are so easily tempted by looks are so…weak minded to me. His fiancé and kid can’t mean too much if that’s all it takes. Girl is likely going to set him up anyway 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @kelvinenos
      @kelvinenos Рік тому +3

      well i think yeah, it’s a little thingy yeah, but they also have history you get??😂😅so it’s memories and looks 😂😂😂

    • @nadiel42
      @nadiel42 Рік тому +7

      Some men kinda like that psycho thing too. And James and fuhad have said it before men will bang just to bang. That's effortless if she's the one putting it on. He doesn't Even have to work for it. But I do wonder if it's a setup, and his girl knows.

    • @toni-annlynch1121
      @toni-annlynch1121 11 місяців тому +2

      That's why I cannot deal with some of these men. They don't see anything wrong with cheating. And that's bizarre.

  • @BetweenThePagesWithLouLou
    @BetweenThePagesWithLouLou Рік тому +1

    I really need to stop watching you two before bed😂😂
    How I replayed the Jordan eclectic part more times than I care to share 😭

  • @user-go1lx2dh5s
    @user-go1lx2dh5s 11 місяців тому +1

    You both kill me 😂so happy I found you guys I watch you everyday! Got me on the floor