What's Your Darkest Secret?!?! | EP 295 | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

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  • @genesstilllearning1821
    @genesstilllearning1821 Рік тому +6877

    Sugar mamma 45? Aint y'all in your thirties? Thats just a relationship🤣🤣

    • @eshannumin
      @eshannumin Рік тому +237

      No dude takes a 45 year old serious unless he has been with her since she was 29. It's definitely sugar mama not a relationship.

    • @Melanie73Essex
      @Melanie73Essex Рік тому +388

      ​@@eshannuminDepends how old/mature you are!

    • @TLC26687
      @TLC26687 Рік тому +498

      I was like what.... 👀 there really is no difference between 30s and 40s....when I think of a sugar mama maybe 20-30 years age difference

    • @Bella_Noche337
      @Bella_Noche337 Рік тому +92

      @@TLC26687 I think it’s different when the man is younger. And one huuuuge difference is fertility. If a man in his 30s wants to have kids but he’s involved with a 45 year old, it’s pretty obvious it’s not a serious relationship.

    • @justiceallen4483
      @justiceallen4483 Рік тому +55

      @@Bella_Noche337 yeah considering that most men think 30s is old for women even though they can never tell the difference just by looking at most women. As soon as they know the woman’s age is 40+ and they still date they’re not expecting anything long term usually.

  • @minenhlemhlongo2678
    @minenhlemhlongo2678 Рік тому +1585

    "Be careful now..." That bombastic side eye by James killed me.

  • @keylacmckemp1309
    @keylacmckemp1309 Рік тому +3758

    James has more stories than Mother Goose and Dr Seuss. What kind of life have you lived brudda? 😂

  • @rwilli26rw
    @rwilli26rw Рік тому +386

    If you have 5 sugar daddies basically you ARE a psychiatrist fulfillment of whatever needs they have 😂

  • @misslala-c1z
    @misslala-c1z Рік тому +161

    The documentary is called 'Memories of a Murderer: The Nielsen Tapes'

    • @emmallewellyn1991
      @emmallewellyn1991 5 місяців тому +11

      You’re a real one

    • @6yxx.
      @6yxx. 5 місяців тому +4

      absolute legend

    • @PurpleLaughter03
      @PurpleLaughter03 3 місяці тому +9

      Thank you because I needed to know!

    • @themightymica
      @themightymica 3 місяці тому +3

      They way I rushed to the comments to find the title! Thank you!

    • @SarahH428
      @SarahH428 2 місяці тому +2

      Is it not the John Wayne Gayce story?

  • @chy8427
    @chy8427 Рік тому +2507

    James: “okaaaay. Let’s move on. Let’s move on.”
    *Fuhad tries to move on*
    James: WAIT!!! IN MY SLEEP?!!? WAIT!

    • @lisad2528
      @lisad2528 Рік тому +56

      Cracked me upppp!!!

    • @kiritotallman8038
      @kiritotallman8038 Рік тому +11

      😂😂

    • @agirlhasnoname567
      @agirlhasnoname567 Рік тому +43

      I literally just watched this part and that cracked me up 😂😂😂

    • @adlchapman
      @adlchapman Рік тому +21

      It's the fact the next one was wild after too tho😂

    • @thepak7039
      @thepak7039 Рік тому +10

      James caught it type late cuz fuhad read it kinda fast

  • @tshepisobalesimeonii3409
    @tshepisobalesimeonii3409 Рік тому +769

    James has experienced every scenario in life, this man has lived😂😂

    • @adrianatrevino7624
      @adrianatrevino7624 Рік тому +26

      Liiiiiiiived honey 🤣🤣🤣 his stories are so funny you almost forget how wild they are and then I’m like oh you a hoe hoeee okayy 😆😆😆 I can’t even be mad at him.

    • @galaxiiluna
      @galaxiiluna Рік тому +7

      this man has lived 6 lives in one lifetime i’m convinced 😭

  • @justkdijah
    @justkdijah Рік тому +946

    They're such a balance. Fuhad is logical and James goes to 1000, fast. I love it.

    • @thatanswergirl-lucy8033
      @thatanswergirl-lucy8033 Рік тому +15

      Love how you just called him stupid so nicely..... 😂😅😂😅😂

    • @justkdijah
      @justkdijah Рік тому

      @@thatanswergirl-lucy8033I would never disrespect the cult daddy.

    • @featherbabes
      @featherbabes 8 місяців тому +4

      I t hink he's just more on the emotional side 😅

    • @elizabethh5009
      @elizabethh5009 7 місяців тому +2

      I actually think James is more logical. Just wild at times.

  • @zeketargaryen1440
    @zeketargaryen1440 Рік тому +370

    27:07 my mom lied bout who my dad was for 19 year,luckily for me,my “dad” and i were more alike than youd think and even when the paternity test came negative,him and i just cut her off and focused on our relationship 🔥we going strong so far tbh

    • @גקדןרק
      @גקדןרק Рік тому +7

      So basically you're mom's a 304

    • @VieraXXII
      @VieraXXII Рік тому

      I'm sorry your mom did that. Good on you two❤

    • @Alexandra_Wolf
      @Alexandra_Wolf 9 місяців тому +24

      Your dads whoever raised you so good for you guys for not letting a piece of paper determine your relationship

    • @lily5952
      @lily5952 9 місяців тому +6

      I'm glad there is still a happy ending for you and your dad. Sometimes, the bonds we make are so strong it is impossible to break. Your mom must have been fuming lol. I love it when narcissists get their comeuppance.

  • @jadajemmott
    @jadajemmott Рік тому +167

    “daddy doesn’t like to rehearse” JAMES PLEASEEE😭😭😭 everytime he calls himself daddy i cry😭

  • @yvettembele3570
    @yvettembele3570 Рік тому +658

    "When I don't like you... I CAN'T STAND YOU" 😭🤣 James is brutal with his honesty but he's always saying what I'm thinking too lmao

    • @theicekingonYT
      @theicekingonYT Рік тому +4

      Based off the comment you made it looks like youre the ting I'm chirpsing, how you doing mami

    • @yvettembele3570
      @yvettembele3570 Рік тому

      @@theicekingonYT the fact that I didn't know y'all were out here chirpsing for real lmaoo but I'm good thanks. How you doing

    • @theicekingonYT
      @theicekingonYT Рік тому +1

      @@yvettembele3570😂I can't honestly tell you that we do but you're leng so y'know... what's your email?

    • @vivmiyagi
      @vivmiyagi Рік тому

      @@theicekingonYTyou’re calling her a ting while trying to move to her? Where’s the respect?

    • @theicekingonYT
      @theicekingonYT Рік тому

      @@vivmiyagi I hope that one day someone chirpses you too

  • @KM-uh6gq
    @KM-uh6gq Рік тому +1334

    When James stopped the chats to encourage positive self talk 🥺🥺♥️...

    • @eshannumin
      @eshannumin Рік тому +61

      Yeah somebody get that guy for a boys night at the gym or something. Get his ass away from the drinks and outside for a bit. Can't be hating on yourself like that, and don't give those girls your money!

    • @KM-uh6gq
      @KM-uh6gq Рік тому +8

      @@eshannumin Honestly!!

    • @scouttrooper186
      @scouttrooper186 Рік тому +16

      So bloody wholesome and we love it.

    • @TheLily97232
      @TheLily97232 11 місяців тому +8

      Wish he had that energy for big women lol

    • @Bananahotsauce330
      @Bananahotsauce330 11 місяців тому

      @@TheLily97232wym

  • @caihowe8418
    @caihowe8418 Рік тому +137

    I love how James took a minute to promote positive self talk

  • @nursalie2626
    @nursalie2626 Рік тому +52

    James sugar mama scenario was too detailed, I think he got this offer 🤣

  • @olikah4667
    @olikah4667 Рік тому +859

    James be forgetting he’s old now too. 45 is just 14yrs to his left. 😂

    • @hindenburg2006
      @hindenburg2006 Рік тому +14

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @miriam2837
      @miriam2837 Рік тому +145

      Be thinking he's 26 with no back pain 😅😂

    • @olikah4667
      @olikah4667 Рік тому +83

      @@miriam2837 🤣🤣🤣happens to me too. I’ll be 30 next month and I have to always remind myself. The kids calling me aunty be having my chest tight 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @servingcant
      @servingcant Рік тому +46

      “To his left..” 💀

    • @chunta7019
      @chunta7019 Рік тому +16

      ​@@olikah4667 This got me HOWLING!! 😫😫😭

  • @serenabrown7591
    @serenabrown7591 Рік тому +554

    How Ellis caught a stray on behalf of BEYONCÉ’S production team is hilarious to me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nonye9502
    @nonye9502 Рік тому +505

    Scamming is so bad in my family on my dad’s side that he was considered the “black sheep” of his family cuz he refused to do it

    • @smileythegreat03s28
      @smileythegreat03s28 Рік тому +14

      😮

    • @heywood6653
      @heywood6653 Рік тому +39

      Woah. Thats wild. Need details

    • @elenam9435
      @elenam9435 Рік тому +27

      I second that!!!! We need details. Black sheep for not scammin is wild!!!!!

    • @deja80
      @deja80 Рік тому +26

      that’s crazy. it’s basically a family business at this point

    • @kennediwhite6938
      @kennediwhite6938 Рік тому +5

      @@heywood6653 frl like what type of scamming? & how? 🤔

  • @danielleadams6609
    @danielleadams6609 10 місяців тому +69

    You know its a juicy episode when they say "welcome to the show" 40 minutes in

  • @ffionliz20
    @ffionliz20 9 місяців тому +25

    My math and English teacher had an affair with each other. She left her husband. He didn't leave his wife. He came back to school with CLAW MARKS across his face and she was off sick for 6 months

  • @kianasealy3509
    @kianasealy3509 Рік тому +315

    The way James and Fuhad exaggerate the pronunciation of words like family, life, brudda, and even their own names DEFINE this podcast and I am constantly entertained. Literally makes my day! 💗🤣

  • @its.not.mk_
    @its.not.mk_ Рік тому +615

    the fact that they're NOT on 1M yet BAFFLES me

    • @maureenwambui2992
      @maureenwambui2992 Рік тому +28

      FAAAAAAAAAAAST approaching! A few more weeks and we'll be celebrating this milestone.

    • @its.not.mk_
      @its.not.mk_ Рік тому +8

      @@maureenwambui2992 yeauhhhh 🧚🏽‍♀️ !

    • @nicolawhitby91
      @nicolawhitby91 Рік тому +5

      I KNOW! I really hope we can get there by the 300th episode because that will be a massive celebration 🍾 🎉 Only 5 more episodes how far off are they now?

    • @its.not.mk_
      @its.not.mk_ Рік тому +1

      @@nicolawhitby91 846K !!

    • @sarahgilbert1392
      @sarahgilbert1392 Рік тому +4

      Shooooo they are now

  • @chesneyadonis805
    @chesneyadonis805 Рік тому +275

    James was low-key stressed about Fuhad's explanation🤣🤣🤣 he gave the "are we about to get cancelled look"

  • @iamahay
    @iamahay Рік тому +54

    James telling a true crime story and then having so much knowledge on the animal kingdom… ATTRACTIVE 🤓

  • @hellomelloyello
    @hellomelloyello Рік тому +46

    Keisha the Sket was released as a novel! I'm in the US and just discovered it like last year. It was wiiiild!

    • @Mr.Chad87
      @Mr.Chad87 8 місяців тому +1

      I just looked it up to see what was up. It's a while novel!! I might have to read this now!! 😮😮😳😳🤯🤯

    • @freddygarcia987
      @freddygarcia987 7 місяців тому +2

      It’s on audible 😂

    • @blackbeauty7499
      @blackbeauty7499 6 місяців тому

      @@freddygarcia987 no way!!!!! I neeeeed to buy it 😮

  • @STARKILLA89
    @STARKILLA89 Рік тому +193

    Keisha the sket always and forever be legendary novel.. should of been a film or series 👀👀👀

    • @Sophxurgx
      @Sophxurgx Рік тому +17

      No film or series but they did publish a physical copy of the book recently! Highly recommend re-reading it✌🏻

    • @STARKILLA89
      @STARKILLA89 Рік тому +8

      @@Sophxurgx classic remembers but if Keisha was around in this era 😂😂🤣🤫 they would of IMMEDIATELY cancelled her

    • @shaniquefrater
      @shaniquefrater Рік тому

      Where can I read it for free online

    • @raecoleman-wf2cp
      @raecoleman-wf2cp Рік тому +7

      @@shaniquefrater girl buy the damned book 🤣 cheap ahhh

    • @raecoleman-wf2cp
      @raecoleman-wf2cp Рік тому +2

      @@Sophxurgx She said it SHOULD'VE been a movie or series

  • @jessicarichter6436
    @jessicarichter6436 Рік тому +63

    27.15min Big shout out to all the “step” dads taking care of kids & loving them like their your own big applause 👏🏻 your real men! ❤️ My dad has been in mine & my sis life since I was 1 & she was 3 he’s my real dad in my eyes. The talk about the reasons men abandon children ect you guys prove how selfless & loving good men are too just like mothers 🙏

    • @Noxfallen
      @Noxfallen Рік тому +2

      Your step dad made the choice to help raise you... he wasn't cucked and forced to raise another man's child.

    • @W-I463
      @W-I463 Рік тому +6

      their analogy to different animals makes it seem like human men aren't able to love adopted children but the real issue is with betrayal of trust

  • @maryROX11
    @maryROX11 Рік тому +106

    I would die to see James and fuhad on love island they would take over the whole show !😩❤️

    • @Omgits7ito
      @Omgits7ito Рік тому +9

      The bruddas would be going for them too😅

    • @NiaLouis
      @NiaLouis Рік тому +18

      They should narrate it. The commentary would be legendary

  • @kelseymay4791
    @kelseymay4791 5 місяців тому +2

    I couldn’t hear Fuhad call me darling. I would never recover 1:08:17

  • @safetorfi5299
    @safetorfi5299 Рік тому +66

    The calm Fuhad brings and the sas James brings is the perfect duo

  • @esmeraldafriedman5267
    @esmeraldafriedman5267 Рік тому +363

    Fuhads reaction to the sugar momma cracked me up!! He said “NO NO NO NO!” 😂 Gosh that’s not asking a lot at all! And 45?! What? Women in their 40s are easily bagging younger men now without having to pay!

    • @miriam2837
      @miriam2837 Рік тому +51

      FACTS 😅
      And approached on a daily basis by men wanting relationships, sex and interesting connections with mature and emotional intelligent women 😊

    • @jahbrae
      @jahbrae Рік тому +5

      🧢

    • @Thelucky23
      @Thelucky23 Рік тому +7

      Lol. Yeah but men of their age are in between. They have an odd definition of what a man is.

    • @shakwon619
      @shakwon619 Рік тому +12

      They are chasing the older ladies like crazy. And the men leave the relationships as better ppl.

    • @sophia6285
      @sophia6285 Рік тому +12

      And we keep getting hit on by guys in their twenties and thirties, BUT MOSTLY TWENTIES 🤣

  • @ashiekavanderross5723
    @ashiekavanderross5723 Рік тому +175

    every time I listen to this podcast, it just confirms that I make the right choice staying single 🤣🤣🤣

  • @UnicornQueen0046
    @UnicornQueen0046 Рік тому +140

    James made it seem like 45 is old lol. Im 46 and it would definitely be more than once every 3 weeks. Probably a few times a week. I thought he was gonna say the woman was in her 60’s or older. 45 is still in her prime. 😅😅😅😅

    • @chika_naphiri
      @chika_naphiri Рік тому +4

      😂😂😂 this comment killed me

    • @ThatBlackGirlMagic
      @ThatBlackGirlMagic Рік тому +29

      That's what I was thinking. 45 is not old! They made it seem like they were sitting with a Nan.

    • @eshannumin
      @eshannumin Рік тому

      What a bogus comment XD.

    • @miriam2837
      @miriam2837 Рік тому +24

      Been trying to say this but these man are crazyyyyy
      They can't even keep up with us!😂

    • @bmcc5807
      @bmcc5807 Рік тому +16

      Wait till they reach 45 bout old 😂😂

  • @amahlegumede2967
    @amahlegumede2967 Рік тому +6

    Thanks for the Saint Harrison plug . Im so glad Loyle Carner is getting the recognition he deserves!!!! Ive been trying to introduce his music to people.

  • @Brassknucks23
    @Brassknucks23 10 місяців тому +24

    Not "Fam-a-lam-a-lam...", THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT! James, my dude, you fuckin' kill me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Dontgoquietlyintothegoodnight
    @Dontgoquietlyintothegoodnight Рік тому +10

    I came across this channel randomly on UA-cam, I've not laughed this hard in a while. Brilliant content, keep it coming 😂😂🔥

  • @gabbiee6559
    @gabbiee6559 Рік тому +136

    Glad to see James finally giving Beyonce her flowers cuz I vividly remember that man talking all types of shit about how she's overrated!! I was flabbergasted 😂

    • @miriam2837
      @miriam2837 Рік тому +7

      SAAMEEE😂

    • @tristanfeinauer
      @tristanfeinauer Рік тому +26

      I thought so as well- I'm still team Rihanna but if you prefer Beyonce i have 0 issue- Beyonce is way more naturally talented i just prefer Rihanna.

    • @jori556
      @jori556 Рік тому +3

      I just said the same thing to my sister

    • @raquelwhite7210
      @raquelwhite7210 Рік тому +4

      ​@@tristanfeinauer I love rihanna

    • @5lim.0
      @5lim.0 Рік тому +2

      @@tristanfeinaueryeah you can definitely have a preference. But both are amazing singers and performers

  • @user-jk2he7nl2o
    @user-jk2he7nl2o Рік тому +271

    Second cousin is someone you share great-grandparents with, not your cousins kid 😂

    • @user-jk2he7nl2o
      @user-jk2he7nl2o Рік тому +36

      So basically, the grandson of your grandmas sister is your second cousin, as opposing to son of your moms sister who is your first cousin.

    • @lysiaexxluded9269
      @lysiaexxluded9269 Рік тому +26

      Your aunt’s grandchild is your second cousin. So yea, your cousins kid is your second cousin

    • @user-jk2he7nl2o
      @user-jk2he7nl2o Рік тому +31

      @@lysiaexxluded9269 no, thats second cousin once removed

    • @SoBashfulSoChi
      @SoBashfulSoChi Рік тому +24

      @@user-jk2he7nl2o exactly! people mix up "second cousin" and "cousin once removed" all the time. RNs just call all of em "cousin", so the confusion is understandable lol

    • @xwinwinwinx
      @xwinwinwinx Рік тому +28

      People are confusing numbered cousins (i.e. second, third cousins etc) with cousin's once removed (the cousin relationship is removed by a generation).
      One easy way to remember is if you are of the same generation on a family tree as the cousin then they are a numbered cousin. If not, (e.g. a parent's cousin or a cousin's kid) they are a cousin once removed.
      E.g. My mum's first cousin Sue is my first cousin once removed. Their parents are siblings and they share a grandparent
      Sue's kid Joe is my second cousin.
      Joe and I share a great grandparent, our grandparent's are siblings.
      I hope that helps.

  • @renada-nanique1125
    @renada-nanique1125 Рік тому +36

    Of course we all love when James laughs. But when Fuhad is like dying so am i😂😂

  • @mma_aazz5449
    @mma_aazz5449 8 місяців тому +19

    Isn't second cousin when ur parents are cousins

    • @cking219
      @cking219 4 місяці тому

      Yes

    • @ikejones5640
      @ikejones5640 4 місяці тому +6

      James, Elis, and you all said the same thing in 3 different ways. 😂

    • @mma_aazz5449
      @mma_aazz5449 4 місяці тому

      ​@@ikejones5640 It was rem not elis

    • @jay2123ful
      @jay2123ful 3 місяці тому

      I thought it was your parents cousin.

  • @bkandsk
    @bkandsk Рік тому +12

    That animal kingdom connection was quite brilliant ngl.

  • @RaeDSJ8512
    @RaeDSJ8512 Рік тому +80

    I’m really glad you got the chance to see Beyoncé live! I remember on an episode before you guys were confused why people loved her so much and I remember commenting like “You’ll get it when you see her live!” It was after you guys had seen and raved about Chris Brown and so I knew you’d appreciate a good live show. Glad you got to experience her performance!

  • @youllneverguesswho886
    @youllneverguesswho886 Рік тому +87

    “She’s 45 years old and obviously lost it” hahahaha that comment shook me!!

    • @loveschile7339
      @loveschile7339 Рік тому +13

      Right! When he said Obviously I was like WTF?!

    • @jennifergwishiri8326
      @jennifergwishiri8326 Рік тому +2

      Me too!!

    • @arlenecherono8527
      @arlenecherono8527 Рік тому

      I couldn't finish the episode over just that... Lol I hate when men are ageist it's the worst thing + they're like 35...

    • @Nonamewhatever
      @Nonamewhatever Рік тому +1

      Ridiculous 🤦‍♀️ what an immature comment 🙄

    • @lily5952
      @lily5952 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@Nonamewhatever tbf I don't think people really expect mature takes from the "lads" on this podcast. Lol. They for sure are funny but do need to broaden their horizons.

  • @anayzahthomas-wilson6193
    @anayzahthomas-wilson6193 Рік тому +93

    The Beyoncé praise is giving me so much life 😂

  • @ericalynncosby3397
    @ericalynncosby3397 Рік тому +8

    James has stories for EVERYTHING lmao I love it

  • @Tishah8533
    @Tishah8533 Рік тому +36

    James: “Brotha be careful it’s sounds like your trying to put your shoes on” took me out 😂

  • @Alphacharlie6
    @Alphacharlie6 Рік тому +29

    James thinks a 45year old sugar mama would want "a good seeing to" once in 3weeks.😂😂😂 That's hilarious!

  • @tishellefrancois7840
    @tishellefrancois7840 Рік тому +11

    The Nigerian in Fuhad; "There is no advice!!" 😂😂😂

  • @seeme41
    @seeme41 Рік тому +86

    I started watching simply because of the accents..... Now I'm hooked on the content. You guys are a riot

  • @marleny86
    @marleny86 6 місяців тому +4

    James: “ I already don’t believe you, but go on.” 😂😂😂😂

  • @joansygu4500
    @joansygu4500 Рік тому +16

    James I love your tshirt. Am kenyan and hera means love in my mother tongue. Keep the laughter guys am addicted to your channel btw

  • @alfredthompson1556
    @alfredthompson1556 Рік тому +57

    Space cakes story: Not only did they speak in real tongues, they were able to interpret them as well! LOL

  • @reginamushi6582
    @reginamushi6582 Рік тому +57

    James said 45, and 'she has lost it' in the same sentence!!😂...we are in here and not sugar mummy's at any level!! 😂

    • @5lim.0
      @5lim.0 Рік тому

      Prove it. Drop the IG

    • @lily5952
      @lily5952 9 місяців тому +1

      I am nearly 30 years old, and I see women in their 40s + that look way better than me. It really just depends on the genetics, upkeep and spirit of the person. Having melanin and a good bone structure also helps immensely. Most men are going to balk at dating women seriously in their 40s when the men are themselves much younger, because they believe there's power dynamics at play which favor the older person. Men want to be charge usually..or their ego gets bruised.

  • @dragnfly138
    @dragnfly138 Рік тому +17

    We had a substitute teacher and a female student who got into a full-on tussle in class over a boy they were dating.

  • @einarrosenqvist2190
    @einarrosenqvist2190 Рік тому +6

    Lemme break down the cousin pattern real quick. Siblings share parents, cousin share grandparents, second sibling share great grandparents, and so on

    • @danielleadams6609
      @danielleadams6609 10 місяців тому +1

      Thank you!!! I can work it out but this is the simplest explanation I've ever seen.

  • @ethanxandreas1955
    @ethanxandreas1955 Рік тому +3

    This show is part of my morning ritual now ... I can't start my day without it

  • @katiemara7831
    @katiemara7831 Рік тому +68

    I love James describing one of the very first podcast series like it's brand new. Serial is ubiquitous with podcasts now.

    • @Cl3star
      @Cl3star Рік тому

      Do you know the name of the podcast?

  • @ItsJustLakey
    @ItsJustLakey Рік тому +57

    James, I thought you were in your Succession era. You mean to tell me you wouldn't be a sugar baby for $8K a MONTH??? Whenever you see Logan talking to Roman, I want you to imagine you're him and remember the foolishness we all witnessed here today.

    • @3lancerofficialmaybe871
      @3lancerofficialmaybe871 Рік тому +3

      Tbf I doubt they need the money now, back when the podcast started however...

    • @ItsJustLakey
      @ItsJustLakey Рік тому

      @@3lancerofficialmaybe871 It's all jokes on my part. You're totally right though, I can see that too.

  • @adiamondintherough171
    @adiamondintherough171 Рік тому +49

    I just turned 40 and haven’t lost “it” Im actually healthier than I was in my late 20’s. People never know my age and think I’m younger

  • @aprils.bailey4641
    @aprils.bailey4641 Рік тому +4

    I love it! Giving Beyoncé her props! I’ve never been to a show. Maybe I’ll make it to one before she stops performing at this level.

  • @bluejayycrane
    @bluejayycrane 11 місяців тому +2

    My Spanish teacher and Government teacher in high school had their own marriages before. They both got divorces, and EVERYONE speculated something was going on. Weird part is, she used to be HIS TEACHER ASSISTANT. HIS STUDENT. As the year went on, she announced her pregnancy, then they got engaged and married. I certainly didn't learn Spanish that year because she was focused on other things 🥴

  • @Rae777
    @Rae777 Рік тому +30

    I really went reeling either the second cousin thing and had to do a quick google. Apparently your second cousin is your parent’s cousin’s kid. Your cousins’s kid is your first cousin once removed? My brain hurts. That’s not how I thought that worked 😂

    • @NichtNought
      @NichtNought Рік тому +2

      Large families like that are so bizarre to me. I know i obviously have all of those second and third cousins and shit out there.... but like.... what?? I went to a family reunion when i was 19 and i was so overwhelmed because i have never met any of these people, had never even heard of them. “Cousin is a term most accurately applied to those within one’s family tree, not those within one’s family forest." Once you get to the forest from the tree, i recognize blood, but they're not "family" and aren't deserving of the title. Lol.

    • @Rae777
      @Rae777 Рік тому +2

      @@NichtNought my family is entirely too big. My dad and I pulled up to a family reunion one time and it took us *and* them forever to realize we were at the wrong side of the park. 😂😂 not our people at all. We got there eventually.

  • @kimreid3202
    @kimreid3202 Рік тому +38

    It kills me when they do the old school dancehall throw backs. I haven’t heard that song in forever!! Big up the jamaican massive!

    • @kelseymay4791
      @kelseymay4791 5 місяців тому

      What song was it? I keep listening like?? 😂 35:38

  • @Cmac80Proof
    @Cmac80Proof Рік тому +87

    Think of it this way: your mom's first cousin's child is your second cousin

    • @sadyb1
      @sadyb1 Рік тому +7

      Oh riiiiiiiiight !!!thank you I wasn't sure but I thought thats what it was, you have just confirmed it😊

    • @Lalaundercover389
      @Lalaundercover389 Рік тому +2

      This is perfect

    • @Che.All.Day.
      @Che.All.Day. Рік тому +14

      Yes, your first cousin means your parents are sisters/brothers. Your second cousin means your parents are cousins.

    • @marissabryan3521
      @marissabryan3521 Рік тому

      So ur mom aunt/uncle kids

    • @Che.All.Day.
      @Che.All.Day. Рік тому +3

      @marissabryan3521 no, your mom's cousins kids....

  • @AK-yf6fv
    @AK-yf6fv Рік тому +3

    So glad Loyler Carner is getting the recognition he deserves

  • @kmoreno0514
    @kmoreno0514 10 місяців тому +3

    That serial podcast was super good!! I listened to It about 2 or 3 years ago too, which is so crazy because I randomly thought about It recently too

    • @Melchang99
      @Melchang99 9 місяців тому

      What is the name of it?

  • @doordoor1
    @doordoor1 Рік тому +147

    These dudes never fail to entertain us

  • @samanthaamanda271
    @samanthaamanda271 Рік тому +61

    Why am I listening to this while at work??? I AM CRYING!!!! And unsuccessfully trying to keep a straight face and not laugh out! #HOLLERING 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @benh1350
    @benh1350 Рік тому +12

    She blamed her whole bloodline😂
    Its the Nigerian in me

  • @kikinatrone
    @kikinatrone Рік тому +3

    For the girl with the guy at work. If you can, leave and find a better job. Use this as an opportunity to learn and grow. And never crap where you eat again! Cause he will play these games and do the same with other girls at work. This will mess with you big time.

  • @willjohnson5042
    @willjohnson5042 Рік тому +15

    Yooo half the time I'm just watching these videos for James' reactions 🤣

  • @NinjaJDM
    @NinjaJDM Рік тому +9

    "Can I have the big wet daddy burger please" I wheezed as well 😂😂😂

  • @damnnerves24
    @damnnerves24 Рік тому +49

    The dilemma about the chick dealing with the Baby Mama Fight Club had me hollering! 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @carlalove5187
      @carlalove5187 Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 unreal!!! No advice.

    • @VieraXXII
      @VieraXXII Рік тому

      Not me. I was floored. Immediately burn his place down. 🤷🏾‍♀️

  • @Queenie__nie
    @Queenie__nie 11 місяців тому +7

    The Serial podcast James was talking about is the Adnan Syed case. It’s still open and there’s an update in the podcast because of updates that happened last year.

  • @DeidreJames
    @DeidreJames 11 місяців тому +3

    Timberlake over Beyonce? No way, fam!!!

  • @blacktoreadingreading2971
    @blacktoreadingreading2971 Рік тому +17

    Serial podcast, Adnan Syed, that’s the name of the guy James talks about who was in jail. He was released a few months ago, acquitted of all charges. I think the podcast had a lot to do with his case being looked at again.

    • @JonnyTylerMoore
      @JonnyTylerMoore Рік тому +3

      THANK YOU!!!! I scoured the comments looking for this info 😂😂😂

    • @Callmelauryn
      @Callmelauryn Рік тому +2

      I read recently that he might have to go back because of a formality or something

    • @TheFaro2011
      @TheFaro2011 Рік тому

      He definitely didn't do it. James take is wild to me. That show launched podcasts

    • @maibae4129
      @maibae4129 Рік тому

      He had to go back because the victim's family weren't properly notified and were unable to attend the hearing

  • @rikkitorres85
    @rikkitorres85 Рік тому +99

    Not me procrastinating writing my paper to watch the Cult Daddies 😅🎉

  • @BenGali0
    @BenGali0 Рік тому +36

    Fuhads dilemma summaries be longer than the actual dilemma 😂

  • @amyduncker4097
    @amyduncker4097 Рік тому +10

    It's more rare in nature but they're definitely some altruistic dad moments. There was a eagle at a sanctuary that kept acting fatherly with like a rock or something so they tried giving him a baby and he raised him!

  • @Jorge_theheathen
    @Jorge_theheathen Рік тому +2

    We had a kid who slept with one of our school administrators multiple times. They while school knew what they was doing. I would like to mention this was a female administrator. Only reason he never got expelled cause he never came to school unless to lay pipe on her and get an east A. Turns out he was gay and sleeping with this guy and it got out. Instantly he moved to a new island and tried to remake himself but everyone knew especially since the lady also got kicked out after a sex tape leaked to the news
    We also had a music teacher who has been arrested for molestation of numerous girls in my high school. His wife was a teacher at the school as well. They were Muslim. I was always saying He was a pedophile they way he acted around girls and boys as well. Way to quiet and friendly looking at people from the corner of his eye and not like when there was to much people around the person he wanted to have one on one art lessons with

  • @somarsomar5125
    @somarsomar5125 Рік тому +176

    James' reactions todayyy... GOLD

    • @A-wk2ss248
      @A-wk2ss248 Рік тому +7

      rent was DUEE👂

    • @GadielCC
      @GadielCC Рік тому +3

      You from PR 🔥🔥🔥

    • @dude10067
      @dude10067 Рік тому +1

      When the man is on it, he is ON IT!

  • @BOO4EVA
    @BOO4EVA Рік тому +58

    "Be careful now. Cuz it sounds like yur tryna put the shoes on!"
    Yo James is so real n hilarious at the same time 💀💀😂😂

  • @reeyahswim
    @reeyahswim Рік тому +8

    I listened to the Serial podcast recently because it was in the news and the teenager in the story was released last year after spending 23 years in prison! crazy crazy story

  • @brigitteb3133
    @brigitteb3133 Рік тому +22

    You guys need to drop a documentary watchlist ASAP

  • @kaylabryan1013
    @kaylabryan1013 Рік тому +1

    Love Ted Lasso. Season 3 finale was so good. It tied everything together.

  • @WorldOfMellie
    @WorldOfMellie Рік тому +18

    With the dilemma, that young lady needs to play the guy at his own game because he won’t like it and then he’ll definitely leave you alone.
    When he texted you leave it as read and don’t reply. When you see him if he asks about the message say you didn’t see it.
    Don’t talk to him when people are around if he tries just smile say very little to him but talk to others.
    If he corners you and starts peppering you with questions “what was you doing over the weekend” casually drop in you were hanging out with your boyfriend. If he says “you’ve had a boyfriend this whole time” you simply say ” why do you care” Just spin it back on him eventually he’ll leave you alone. You are the girl he texts when he’s bored. Sorry 😞

  • @kristiehutton729
    @kristiehutton729 Рік тому +20

    You guys are funny. Wha makes you think a suga mummy wants anything but on tap physical. I can almost guarantee the boy toy would be doing the falling….

  • @dominiquemurphy
    @dominiquemurphy Рік тому +4

    The story with the coworker happened to me a few times with different guys at my first job so I was like 18-20. One guy basically pursued me for months, I was fresh bate to him since day one probably lol. I finally gave in and started really liking him. I remember so many girls at the job called him a cornball, but I was enthralled. He would drive me home daily and everything, I felt like this is my boo. After like a 2 months or so of hooking up he became less friendly but the worse he treated me, the more I "loved" him. He didn't work weekends so on Friday he'd be like "yo you getting too serious I wanna end this I never wanna speak to you again" I'd cry the whole weekend, come Monday he'd walk pass me for like the first hour or 2 of my shift then all of sudden ask " why you not speaking to me, you know I was joking right".
    He did this for months lol, I was so young and dumb. Then I moved on to another guy at the same job and the 1st guy eventually got fired. But yea a dude got a hold on ya, and he knows it and he's a narcissist...whew watch out. She gotta quit her job or hope he gets fired or something.

  • @mills8
    @mills8 Рік тому +1

    Keisha the Sket has been published as an actual book, it’s by Jade LB. Definitely pick up a copy!!

  • @Meme-kt3se
    @Meme-kt3se Рік тому +1

    Bro when James got the weight scenario he was like nahhhh quit 😂😂😂

  • @Deanathan90
    @Deanathan90 Рік тому +5

    The emphasis zooms fucking killed me😂😂

  • @JB-zw8wv
    @JB-zw8wv Рік тому +12

    I beg your pardon, James as a 45 yr old if I want to be a sugar mama it will be a 20 something not guys in their 30s.

  • @horsepower9213
    @horsepower9213 Рік тому +84

    I need that top 5 because this episode feels incomplete without it

    • @particles369
      @particles369 Рік тому +5

      Bro I rewatched the entire episode thinking I missed it😭

    • @morganepg
      @morganepg Рік тому +5

      Top 5 top 5

  • @alleftchaosbehind2745
    @alleftchaosbehind2745 Рік тому +9

    The baby mama fight club is a HILARIOUS story🤣🤣🤣 dude is orchestrating it🤣. LEAVE HIM.

  • @EverydayGworl
    @EverydayGworl Рік тому +4

    Literally started eating popcorn before the BM Fight Club story and wooooowwww I look Brenda from Scary Movie😭🤣😭🤣😭😭😭😭

  • @sito4life628
    @sito4life628 Рік тому +18

    The double back on “IN MY SLEEP BRUH!?” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @docpox3900
    @docpox3900 Рік тому +53

    On the “teacher vs girl” thing: when I was in highschool the girls were talking DIRTY about our gym and English teacher. Fast forward 8 years and I saw my English teacher.
    He quit because EVERY YEAR he got at least 3 girls that tried to bang him. Like sneaking into his room after school shit. He told me “I have a WIFE and even then!”

    • @docpox3900
      @docpox3900 Рік тому +3

      OH YEAH! And a different English teacher was caught by his wife trying to get nudes from a 14 year old from a different state.

    • @torib93
      @torib93 Рік тому +1

      ​@@docpox3900😮😮😮

  • @chantelvenessa
    @chantelvenessa Рік тому +76

    Isn't your second cousin your grandmother's brother/sisters kids, kid... Or am I trying to give these cousins too much grace 😂

    • @ayoa1173
      @ayoa1173 Рік тому +10

      Cousins are defined by the closet common ancestor. Second cousins share a great-grandparent.

    • @Ashleyx1246
      @Ashleyx1246 Рік тому +20

      Second cousin is your parent’s cousin.

    • @x-starlight-x
      @x-starlight-x Рік тому +11

      @@Ashleyx1246 I thought it was your parents cousins (first cousin) - their children. My daughter calls my cousins Aunty&uncle although I'm not sure what the actual term is but their children are her second cousins

    • @ayoa1173
      @ayoa1173 Рік тому +1

      @@x-starlight-x Your first cousins are your daughter's first cousin once removed.

    • @ambermcdonald750
      @ambermcdonald750 Рік тому +3

      Your parents cousin or your cousins kid.

  • @aoifeo6438
    @aoifeo6438 Рік тому +1

    There was also Deena sket 😭😭😭. Those stories were crazy, takes me back to year 8 when the whole year was reading it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @aussienursemim3167
    @aussienursemim3167 Рік тому

    16:10 - That Keisha thing is so funny because it’s nearly how every single book I read ends up 😂🤪

  • @SouthAmeicanElla
    @SouthAmeicanElla Рік тому +20

    17 minutes in and Fuhad's line-up makes me want to fight his barber soo bad.

    • @mayarandolph8788
      @mayarandolph8788 Рік тому +1

      😂 like never go back there brah. He clearly hates you 😅

    • @tiffanyingram3444
      @tiffanyingram3444 Рік тому +1

      Dang I saw it when I read your comment he turned his head. Not bad though