Kira is invincble He can gets shot multiple times crushed by a road roller Nuked thanos'd and he will survive he is only weak to ambulences in particular
*Dolphin tent explodes* Dio: *not gonna deal with Jotaro when it comes to Dolphin topic and leaves* Kira: De hell is going on? *Gets crushed by an Ambulance*
First it began by Giorno using Gold Experience (Requiem or not) throwing a car at two girls from a completely different anime. Just because DIO said it was healthy then DIO did it on Kira. Jotaro bought some equipement sabotaged by DIO and Kira who blowed it up. Then Jotaro throwed a car on Kira. Truly a simple but awesome shitpost.
"Your immune system must be just weak" No, Dio, his immune system is fine. After all, doctor said there was no issues on Kira's last check up. It's just that you're immortal.
So, I read the desk, and I wanna say, thank you for giving me tips on what's healthy and not, I really appreaciate it 😀 (Sorry for bad grammar, english isn't my language)
"It's Fine , dad said throwing vehicles at people is healthy"
Lmao.
天Akuma Dio: I think throwing vehicles on people is healthy.
I mean after he dropped the road roller on jotaro jotaro learned ho to stop time
1k
kybi123 finally a man of culture
Yep i teached that to my son
Recommendation must have used Heaven’s Door on me to know what I really wanted.
The Ultimate McNugget Nagi same for me
And the heaven door used on me to know this video
*DOCTORS HATE HIM*
See how DIO became powerful and immortal with this one weird trick!
Put some blood on a mask and then get hit by a virus infected arrow that has sent many to the hospital and eventually their graves!
@@slothysam and of course: *STANDO POWA!!!*
@@slothysam and dont forget to write in your diary everyday so other people can do it too!
I tried this mid-fight, its a lie, i cant live a peaceful life in a wheelchair
By rejecting his humanity
"Hello, i'm not DIO"
Sneak 100
101
102
@@ZangetsuRX 103
@@viccyyboii3308 104
999
0:44 subs : hello, im not DIO
Voice : Kono dio
*visible confusion*
visible bruh moment
_Sweet_ Soup koNO dio, see?
*H m n*
Da
Kira:I don't think it's healthy...
Dio: *One car per day keeps the doctor away*
One Kars*
Pillers don't hurt ether
Cause the doctor will also get hit by kars
You know what they say, one ambulance a day keeps the serial killer away
@@yoshikagekira1147 I see, you have some (Gold) experience with it
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
0:14 Luckily for Kira, Dio didn't throw an ambulance
Kira is invincble
He can gets shot multiple times
crushed by a road roller
Nuked
thanos'd
and he will survive
he is only weak to ambulences in particular
Dio didn’t.... But Jotaro did 1:09
Jotaro however wasn't so merciful to Kira
Juan D. Cardenas Rubio, i somehow didn’t realize that
Thank god i Got hit by hard iron wheels that hurt me insanely much than doing it with an ambulance that Can litterally heal you
Good thing it was a road roller and not an ambulance
Edit: nevermind there was an ambulance
Im fine, there's wifi and h a n d s in the shadow realm
@@yoshikagekira1147 but you arent in the shadow realm youre just a wandering ghost trying to collect debts
Dude I'm consuming this content faster than B.I.G notorious consumes flesh.
Or faster than cream succing up matter
I forgot that was a stand and just imagined the rapper as a cannibal
My man still has his hat
"Hello, i'm not Dio"
Dio's voice:"Kono Dio..."
Me: *Visible confusion*
1:09 *AMBULANCE DA*
Ambulance-chan joins the battle
DIO: “Hello I am not DIO”
Next line that DIO speaks:
“Kono DIO”
He just can’t help himself I guess.
"I am not DIO..kono DEO"
@@amesstarline5482 woooosh
@@Emeraldakafunnygamerguy How
Ames corrects Yeety on a joke, not realising it was satire.
Your entire channel is gold! love it!
*Dolphin tent explodes*
Dio: *not gonna deal with Jotaro when it comes to Dolphin topic and leaves*
Kira: De hell is going on? *Gets crushed by an Ambulance*
First it began by Giorno using Gold Experience (Requiem or not) throwing a car at two girls from a completely different anime. Just because DIO said it was healthy
then DIO did it on Kira. Jotaro bought some equipement sabotaged by DIO and Kira who blowed it up. Then Jotaro throwed a car on Kira.
Truly a simple but awesome shitpost.
_subtitles:_ I am not DIO
_audio literaly a second later:_
*K O N O D I O*
“Hello I’m not Dio”
**KONO DIO**
Sneak 100
This is my drug now, your work is amazing
DIO has his road roller.
Jotaro had his ambulance.
Nobody:
UA-cam recommendation: hey! Wanna watch some video made by this guy? No? Well you don't have a choice
Me: I e n j o y
Thank god DIO crushed Kira with a road roller and not an ambulance
Moral of the Story
Don’t destroy Jotaro’s favorite stuff
These clips are the best thing UA-cam ever got me, It always make me smile.
Thank you, so much.
I feel like Jotaro is more mad at the fact that they destroyed a perfectly good dolphin tent than he is that they tried to kill him
Seriously
Ace Attorney's Soundtrack suits it so well
Kira :*How can u still claim that throwing vehicle is healthy? I almost died.*
Dio :*Your immune system must be weak.*
Lol.
0:38
Kira queen: *Touches the tent strategically*
You actually animated Killer Queen touching the tent, I love you.
DIO: takes disguise glasses and a Mumbostache.
Also DIO: Forgets to take off price tag.
1:08 weewee woowoo Kira
I love that Kira and DIO are just causing minor inconveniences for Jotaro and friends.
"Hello, i'm not DIO"
Hmm... seems legit to me
I love how the first background that shows up is a scene from Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid. I love that anime.
The Pokémart Theme made this 100x better
as a japanese person
i can say this dub is 100% correct
Kira :*blows up jotaro tent*
DIO : aight ima headout
I FUCKING LOVE THESE, please never stop making them!!!
Ok, now i will throw road rollers to my head every day to be healthy, thanks dio
Japanese: exists
Subtitles: *Reality can be whatever I want*
Killer T-Pose
Kira*explode the tent*
Jotaro:so I start throwing vehicles
T-posing Killer Queen ?
BUT A STAND CAN ONLY HAVE ONE ABILITY !
You forgot something KILLA QUEEN GET HIT BY THE ARROW TWICE
This is Requiem
Dio: You're on your own Kira.
Kira: Wait wha-
Jotaro: AMBULANCE-DA!
“Hello, I’m not DIO.”
Team Rocket be like
You've gotten like a thousand new subs today, right on man!
I really appreciate the usage of the pokemon D/P/PT pokemart theme. Incredible choice.
The fact that you used the shopping mall from MKDM is gold
0:16 *He should gone for the ambulance*
"hello im not dio"
Jotaro: hmmmm...totally not dio
kira is just so calm about dio dropping a road roller on his head
"Your immune system must be just weak"
No, Dio, his immune system is fine. After all, doctor said there was no issues on Kira's last check up. It's just that you're immortal.
Kira: explodes dolphin tent
Jotaro: roller surgery da!
Everyone's gangsta till the ambulance pulls up
friend : hey can u show me what’s look like Jojo’s ?
me :
That ending absolutely killed god before the 'to be continued'
Dio: Throwing vehicles at people is healthy
Jotaro: *Arigato, Dyo*
I never knew how much I need for Jotaro to stop time and drop an ambulance on kira st the end of part 4 until now...
Ahh Yes , *T posing Killer Queen*
“Hello im not dio”
“Thx person i never met”
Best combination ever
*Don't worry,my dad said throwing vehicles at people is healthy.*
Jotaro: *road roller flashbacks*
Killer queen looks like he has seen some things
So, I read the desk, and I wanna say, thank you for giving me tips on what's healthy and not, I really appreaciate it 😀
(Sorry for bad grammar, english isn't my language)
its soo good seing 2 strongest JOJO hang out together
Never mess with Jotaro’s dolphin feelings
Dio just walks out of the way
“It’s healthy you just have a weak immune system”
00:38 Killer Queen has already touched that tent
0:39 killer queen touched the tent
Allowing it to explode 💥
Blessed channel
So that's why Dio threw a Road Roller Da at Jotaro.
He was concerned for his health.
This guy is pure comedy genius
1:09
Oh, so the steamroller was a car and Jotaro was DIO the whole time.
Jotaro : RODA ROLLA DAAAa
Dio: ya my road roller is my original move
Jotaro: AMBULANCE
I got an E R E C T I O N
0:14 the road roller vs Kira happens in every other animations XD
I love how right after DIO says he ISN'T DIO, the Japanese line says "Kono Dio"
Dio: ROADA ROLLER DA
Jotaro: AMBULANCA
Dio: Hold up
A Gold Experience
Again,jotaro learned another DIO power
Za ambulance
THOSE ACE ATTORNEY BGM THO
Ok but I love how you add ace attorney audios to these
0:44 dang dio with such perfect sneak skills I need to learn how to do it
I cried when the dolphin tent died
Survived a road roller, but not an ambulance. Hmmmm
I just realized its the Dragon Maid mall lol
"It's fine, dad said throwing vehicles at people is healthy"
Thanks I'll never throw a road roller at someone again and I'm totally not dio undercover
I'm glad that i spotted killer queen touching a tent XD
0:18 Isn’t that Chief Gant’s theme dkhdjdfhdf
Udgey have you gone swimming lately
*_*clapping intensifies*_*
WHY is nobody talking about how giorno is wearing his cool hat
"Dad said throwing vehicles at people is healthy."
A road roller a day keeps the doctor away
Yes, by doing so much damage to your body that you need a surgeon.
Was not expecting the pokemart music 10/10
Dio : roada rollar da
Jotaro : ambulance ra
Gio: Dad said throwing car at ppl is healthy
*What has he teaches you*
OH GOD OH FUCK
IM SHAKING AND CRYING
GIORNO JUST KILLED MS KOBAYASHI AND TOHRU!!
I Iove these edits that these UA-camrs make 😂
"Its fine, my dad said its healthy to throw vehicles at people"
A fucking ambulance, I can't breathe
i suddenly realized why jotaro brought an ambulance too