Dan: *swears * Phil: ... Dan: don't worry I censored it out Phil: yeah but I still heard it! Me: aaaaawh Phil you cute innocent bean too precious for this world
Macie And Ellie lol it's pretty mild, he def says a lot worse. I'm american tho so my sense of british slang is not 100%. Your friends sound great hehe
yeah the bleeping seems totally random! like i remember one video i was editing that he like bleeped shit at the beginning and then by halfway through he said fuck and didn't bleep. Like, ok dan. Very good lol
phil swearing: one minute
dan swearing: ten minutes
ikr
😂😂
And phils is mostly him saying dangit or something
These are my smøl beans k dønt tøuch them I luv your name
phil's swearing: shIIIIII ine a light
phil cussing: 1 minute
dan cussing: 20 hours
more like 20 years.
More like 20 centuries
RoseFox AJ
20 millennia
RoseFox AJ part one of 1,000,000
ikr
"Not if I don't give a fucking fuck anymore I don't!" Me at life tbh
Same fam
+Ewelyn Vince yes lol
That's me with responsibilities lol
same
True xD
2:08 *Dan falls off the moon*
2:14 Dan: "How do you fall off the moon"
Me "don't ask me you're the one who did it"
Hey moon,please forget to fall down
Trash Can 4 Alot Of Emo Bands noooooooo
Sammi Sydney it was painful falling of the moon
Sammi Sydney Finally someone said it.
hey mood please forget to go downnnn 😢😢😢😢
I didn't think I would watch a ten minute video of Dan swearing.
Panda Player well now you're here
Panda Player Phil's video was one minute
panda player I sure as shit did.
panda playee same but I don't regret anything 😂
How many of us expected this to be two hours
On The Wall there's more...
On The Wall BUT WAIT!!! THERES MORE!!!
I expected this to be a 10 hour video
OnTheWall TheHouseplant *raises hands* I expected this to be 24 hours long
This is just a preview
There is something strangely entertaining about watching someone say "fuck" over and over again.
yes
it's undeniably calming also
+Melanie Esco what you mean the guy that bullies children over the Internet? No thanks
especially if it's Dan
Ikr
Phil's swearing montage: 1minute
Dan's swearing montage: 10 minutes with a 6 minute part two
mashed potatoes sooooo true 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I counted the curse words, I counted 213 curse words
Abby Helms really only 😂
There are a lot more this is about à quarter
1 minute of Phil swearing
10 minutes of Dan swearing
Monica Chu 😂😂😂😂😂 soooooo true
And in one minut of Phil swearing was less swears, Then in 30 secends of Dan swearing
Monica Chu plus 6 minutes
Phil doesn't swear because he's an angel XD
Dan's 10 minute swearing: meh
Phil's 1 minute swearing: PHILLIP MICHAEL LESTER DID YOU JUST DROP AN F BOMB?
the description is dedication
like omg
Sanne 21 crybaby's at the disco pewseptiplier
Bloody hell I did not see that coming
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like spaghetti
Let's go f***
😂😂😂👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
I say this to my girlfriend every day...
😂😂😂 this needs to be on a poster in my bedroom!
+Crystal Starr she must love you so much then 😂
+xxChicaxx1987 lol Dan and Phil need to make those for us XD
sounds like something that Papyrus from undertale would say ;) :)
I just came from the Phil version of this... Phil's is just over a minute... This one is ten minutes long.
Artikah and when you see phil swear you're like
"OMG DID PHILIP MICHAEL LESTER JUST SAY THAT?!"
bc he barely swears in videos
Artikah same and ikr!! 😂😂
Artikah omg same
I came from there too
Artikah how did you know what I was doing?
"hey i'm the fucking sun from teletubbies"
dies laughing lmfao
Is he somewhat related to Gordon Ramsay?
Joshler Howlter I'm dead
Joshler Howlter I wouldn't be surprised. But where's the lamb sauce??
i dont know 😂
Joshler Howlter he is😂😂😂 jk I'm a sarcastic one
Cassandra Lindsey ya smart no dog or dealer yah we mos eh si
Me talking is 25% swearing 25% sarcasm and 50% a combination of both
Haha same.
What is the other 50%..?
I love how Dan dosen't give a fuck when he swears but Phil tries his best to not to swear 😂😂
1:58
I love the he says fuck because his voice cracks
WHERE'S THE FUCKING QUEEN
he sounds like a goose xD
I WAS EATING POPCORN AND "HEY IM THE FUCKING SUN FROM THE TELETUBBIES" IM CHOKING
thats from the photobooth challenge if you want to know :p
when you've seen this video so many times you just randomly quote along and your grandmother is giving you weird looks
omfg that's amazing, your poor grandma 😂
***** ikr xD
The salt one is the best
That isn't in the PhotoBooth challenge vid
I honestly just realized how much Dan swears
Some of these aren't actually swear words, but I appreciate this anyway
If you live in the US, then some of these aren't swear words. But they consider different words swear words in England, such as "bloody"
RJ Bello if Ron Weasley can say bloody hell i can to
I just watched amazingphils, half of it was censored and it was 1 minute long XD
The difference is hilarious haha
that video was just adorable
and it was filled with wirds such as "biatch" and "dammit"
same
tru
"I look like a fucking rasin" Dan is me after I dip my finger in the water for 1 second.
Literally died at the first clip. Phil is just too cute
hes like "dont swear dan!" it was adorable XD
ZlasherCrasher ikr
Maya Kapoor |-/
Poor Dans just like me , sometimes the filter on his mouth just doesn't work.
I like how Phil's swearing montage is 'crap' and 'damn it' and 'shiz'. And Dan's is way more.
Dan's is mainly just "fuck" repeated five thousand times
+DJ Lucidia (Moonflare DJL) yeah, pretty much.
Elle Levi Wilsøn twat is a swear?
PHIL SAYING FUCK IN THE LAST ONE!
am i dreaming about you he was reading a comment
this is my new favourite kind of dan howell appreciation vid
welcome to the club
+Dan Gets Jealous Easy So I'm #2 Phil Trash that username is spot on.
Chatty Girl thanks!😁
Dan's video is 10 minute(s)
Phil's video is 1 minut(e)
Dan: *swears *
Phil: ...
Dan: don't worry I censored it out
Phil: yeah but I still heard it!
Me: aaaaawh Phil you cute innocent bean too precious for this world
jimins lost jams When was that?
+Ticci amja 9:55
I dont like him xd
Julia Zajkowska eXCUSE ME
I've seen this 7 times.. It just keeps showing up in my recommendations, and I click every time.
Bless u haha
idk why the youtube algorithm loves this one but I'm ok with it lol
When you're watching g thus because you heard that UA-cam is trying to take down any videos with swearing in them
#youtubeisoverparty
same
Really oml 😭
Can we get #youtubeisoverparty trending on Twitter?
dude where have u been
they're not taking them down they just can't be monetized.
Dan seems like he would be a perfect kindergarten teacher 😂
@ 3:32 "FUCK!"
*sudden flashback to a very specific edit on Instagram*
The Bookdragon OH MY GOD!!!!! THAT IS TRUE
crap
we've been caught
oh fuck it's bad that i know what you mean
*dan starts moaning*
If I got a dollar for ever time dan swear I'd be rich by niw
lol phil in the beginning
"now don't swear!"
This is what the Phandom has come to
and
I love it
It's funny how we just casually sit and watch Dan swear for ten minutes 😂 and why am I so entertained ?
AMANDA HAS GOOD MANNERS AND THAT'S WHAT MATTERS
the whole video just sounds like a conversation
Craft is inside my skin a very strange one
Someone should animate this as a conversation
‘now listen here you little shit’
‘it’s just a goldfish for fucks sake!’
why does dan's swearing remind me of gordon ramsey?
Dan's seven years on UA-cam worth of swears is like one episode of Gordon Ramsey.
DankCas He can't find the lamb sauce!
Gordon Ramsay HOLY SHIT THE LAMB SAUCE
He got roasted by him on Twitter lmao
I didn't know twat was a swear word, a lot of my friends snapchat names for me are twat lol
Macie And Ellie lol it's pretty mild, he def says a lot worse. I'm american tho so my sense of british slang is not 100%. Your friends sound great hehe
Twat is not a swear word it means “obnoxious, or annoying” just saying it bugs me when people say it is.
NerdyOwl ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It's nice to see a youtuber interact with people in their comments!
NerdyOwl lol I'm not a youtuber, just a phan like anyone else hehe
I really like to listen to this as a background music of studying.... it brings me some weird kind of sanity.
Chisato Makishima oof thanks for the idea-
UA-cam- *TRIGGERED*
thats my vocabulary since I was 11
since i was fucking nine( I'm a motherfucking bad fucking child) i know my fucking vocab is fucking great isn't it
this is just every person here in the uk
Phil?
Yup
pretty much
Dil Howlter Australia too
What about Phil? He almost never cusses? Wait did you watch that one where Phil refuses to cuss he only does it by accident?
Meanwhile, Phil's swearing compilation is 1 minute long and it mostly contains crap, be-ach, dammit and ass.
2:47 HE SOUNDED SO AMERICAN WHEN HE SAID "MOTHERFUCKER"
OML HE DID
OMFG YES
Maybe he's secretly American dun Dunnn dunnnnnn (Josh)
+Lilly Valdez_DiAngelo_Phan.5sos.MCR.Panic! |-/
Jocelyn Rojas |-/
Phil just so pure for him omfg
I can conclude that Dan is intelligent. Apparently, if you swear a lot, struggle to sleep and aren't tidy, you're smart.
I'm extremely smart then
THEN I GUESS I WONT HAVE TO PAY FOR UNIVERSITY
I must be extremely intelligent. I never sleep and my room is literally a mess 24/7...
Wow then I must be the next Einstein
Ladies and gentlemen meet the next Einstein. :))))
Is this really how I'm going to spend my Christmas Eve
bootyconsumer it’s 0:39 into christmas 2 years later and if this aint me having a flashback of how my life is going
Omg when he says "i look like a fucking raison" i died rip me
Right???
anybody notice how many clips were from their photobooth challenge? 😂
or when they were playing sonic
"You have 10 minutes and 21 seconds to live.."
Me::
'i look like a fucking raisin'
lol me 2
simplytøp same fam
Same
Watching all of the Dan swears montages I can before UA-cam takes them down xD 😂😂😂😂
OMG same
youtube isn't taking down videos
+Kelly Feng
Again. Yeah it is.
Miraculous Otaku Nightcore its not. its only demonetising them
dan swearing will forever be music to my ears
My mum came in while watching this and she said " I understand why you are so messed up now I thought it was my fault "
I hate life
Yuri Katsuki oh no!!!! ❤❤❤
Yuri Katsuki that would be my moms reaction
The word fuck is so fucking amazing because you can put it every fucking where and it'll still make fucking sense what the fuck
Dan and Phil Trash that's to fucking true and if so fucking amazing even if you just say fuck fuck fuck fuck
months* ...
In the last clip
One of the only times you'll hear Phil cuss that lil cinnamon roll sunshine
"WHERE'S THE FUCKING QUEEN" and "IT'S IN THE MOTHERFUCKING BAGGING AREA" are my all time faves hands down 😂😂
I dare you to play this in front of your mum
PandaCom no pls
Ok
idk & idc did u actually
yep
my mom doesn't understand english
I'm watching this before UA-cam removes it #youtubeisoverparty
same😢
youtube isn't taking down videos
+Kelly Feng Yep. It is.
Miraculous Otaku Nightcore its not. its demonetising them.
it's just demonetizing them
I forgot to put my earbuds on before watching this my dad walked in...😶😶😶
Oh yeah, a 10 minute long video of Dan Howell swearing, exactly what I need
I really love the fact that Phil still beeps him sometimes, that's so precious.
"Now who's getting tea bagged"
"I don't have a fucking clue"
brilliant
"Dan, don't swear."
He sounded so shocked and appalled. 😂
I actually think it's really attractive when he swears lol
"i look like a fucKING raisiN"
I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD ELI FBWEO
Dan is why I say Jesus Christ when Im freaked out. My parents hate it.
Same all my friends laugh at me for it lol it's like my thing now 😂
SAME.
though I also say sweet jesus and people just stare at me 😂😂
That's just a normal thing to say tho isn't it?
same. and i have to stop myself from swearing loudly like every time i talk
the first clip😂 phil was so serious "DAN DONT SWEAR!"😂
Dan: How the F**k did that work?
Phil: D-Don't swear!
They are just...precious
I love how this is x10 longer than Phil's
can we just talk about how a Dan swearing compilation is fucking 10 minutes but a Phil swearing compilation is 1 minute
wait are there actually Phil swearing compilations??
DJ Moonflare yeshhhh
Phanic! At The Phandoms omg I must hunt for one immediately
+DJ Moonflare I could put a link if you want ^~^
pls do
4:31
*"Oh hey, I'm a twat!"*
IM DEAD 😂
this length difference between dan and phil's swearing vids is hilarious. They complete each other.
captin america voice : *LANGUAGE*
Merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a
C**t
It's ok I censored it out!
But I still heard it!
Awwwwwwwaaaaa
Hi Yaz😂
+Dani Russell HI
yazisAlright he's so precious aww
"This is the only game where I swear a lot, and I don't usually swear"
Crash Bandicoot
Take a shot everytime Dan says the word "Fuck" or "Fucking"
*Is dead*
FluffyPupper meeee, I should do this with a mix drink so I don't actually die
Rainz ill take a shot of soda, itll be unhealthy but i wont die
who cusses the most
Dan
Phil
dan cusses the most
sometimes i find myself muttering "fucking tit", "fo fucks sake" and "FUCKING FUCK". thanks dan👍🏼
My mom walked in during this haha wow
If I had three wishes they would be:
1: Be Dan Howells girlfriend
2: Have more wishes
3: And have a better phone
"I look like a fucking raisin!" Same dan, same
10:21 fucking minutes
amazingphil one minute
I know
salty sam LOLZ
" ITS IN THE MOTHERFUCKING BAGGING AREA!!!!!!" 😂😂😂 IM DYINGGGGGGG
I love this compilation video. When you realize one of your favourite UA-camrs swears just about as much as you do.
Throughout the entire video we were nodding. At the end, *phil swears* PHILLIP MICHAEL LESTER
Phil swearing videos: 1 minute
Dan swearing videos: 10 minutes
i'm dying
2:17 OMG Phil's innocence
phils swearing compilation is 1 minute long, yet dan needs two videos, one 10 minutes and the other 6, just to cover how much he swears
also its interesting how he only bleeps words sometimes
yeah the bleeping seems totally random! like i remember one video i was editing that he like bleeped shit at the beginning and then by halfway through he said fuck and didn't bleep. Like, ok dan. Very good lol
True
I have an English exam in twelve hours and yet I choose to spend my time watching a ten minute long video of Dan Howell saying fuck.
The last one! PHIL!!
he is so cute when he is swearing
'Bloody' isn't a swear word.
Neither is everloving fluff lol. This isn't a really a swearing compilation but more of a Dan vocabulary appreciation vid haha
its a british swear word though, I think
Sammy Saurus really?? Wow I thought it was.. heh
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 Hmmmmmm
it is not, i repeat, it is not a swear word
This sounds like one of Dan and Phil’s conversations on the gaming channel now