AMBERLYNN COMPARES HERSELF TO CHANTAL

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  • @lemonlimefantasy
    @lemonlimefantasy Рік тому +975

    Her continuing to defend Chantal after she dragged her is CLOWN BEHAVIOR

    • @ZacharyMichael
      @ZacharyMichael  Рік тому +205

      Oh definitely

    • @lavenderlaceration
      @lavenderlaceration Рік тому +121

      She's trying so hard to get her on her good side it's embarrassing as helllll

    • @stard9864
      @stard9864 Рік тому +104

      Chantal said some of the most vile things about amber’s body ….uh it’s very strange how unforgiving she is with reactors who just give her constructive critique…..versus Chantal who literally was ripping her apart without hesitation lol um damn

    • @Abracadabra1111
      @Abracadabra1111 Рік тому +54

      @@stard9864 she hates us because of our weight. She’s skinnyphobic lmao

    • @Citykitty23
      @Citykitty23 Рік тому +12

      It screams desperation

  • @kemclau91
    @kemclau91 Рік тому +617

    Omg I’ve never seen a more perfect analogy for her behavior. THE NOTE PAD IS AN EXACT REFLECTION OF HER WEIGHT. She gets excited for the idea of writing it out and the process. ONE MISTAKE and she HAS to start over or uses ONE mistake as a reason to give up. THEN once she has made enough mistakes, she just scraps the whole idea and creates a new process while desiring the same result. She’s hoards paper and note books bc she KNOWS she will only use one temporarily and the excitement of starting new and comfort knowing she can is always there.

    • @iain9757
      @iain9757 Рік тому +32

      It’s like she’s not matured enough to …”get over it” that we all make mistakes and most of our personal notes are much messier than official stuff because of only us have to see it then I can be messier

    • @JennyNobody
      @JennyNobody Рік тому +42

      It also saves her from ever having to actually succeed. Which is scary.
      I actually struggle in the same way. Constant self sabotage. I’m really working hard on it - it is insidious and sometimes difficult to detect

    • @stard9864
      @stard9864 Рік тому +16

      She does seem very doomsday reaction to when she makes a mistake , she really should of turned to her therapist when she notices she was at least binging every single day of this ridiculous challenge. The only thing this shows is pointing out a problem she doesn’t want to see. She embraces living in denial and gets actually angry when people point that out to her.

    • @Abracadabra1111
      @Abracadabra1111 Рік тому +10

      These are the things that make her interesting to me. The strangeness of a human mind

    • @mariaf3943
      @mariaf3943 Рік тому +1

      Bruh 🤯

  • @finkwood
    @finkwood Рік тому +181

    DAY 1: My doctors are wrong. I weigh 495.
    DAY 8: I'm on MY diet. I weigh 505.
    TEN POUNDS IN A WEEK, SWEETIE. DONT EAT THAT COOKIE

    • @razzle8140
      @razzle8140 Рік тому +35

      On Jan. 1, 2022 She weighed 504 lbs. and now here we are, she's only gained this year so far.

    • @Sammy86Lynn
      @Sammy86Lynn Рік тому

      She needs inpatient and help with her binge eating. No amount of journaling and calorie counting is gonna help her.

    • @zeejustin6
      @zeejustin6 Рік тому

      @Dilf Lover 💪 Her legs can only give out on her at some point. I wonder if she'll lose weight then if she's still around.

  • @brundlefly88
    @brundlefly88 Рік тому +406

    Imagine wanting to be CHANTAL’s friend so bad 🤢

    • @brundlefly88
      @brundlefly88 Рік тому +15

      @@cutepumpkin4744 right lmao 😂 I’m gonna say my bestie’s name wrong the next time we hang out lol

    • @IDONTUSEFORKS
      @IDONTUSEFORKS Рік тому +5

      I can’t think of a lower point in life

    • @thenamesgianna99
      @thenamesgianna99 Рік тому +1

      of all people 🤣

  • @ttc958
    @ttc958 Рік тому +384

    The fact that she can't control herself and can't handle being alone is proof she needs inpatient treatment

    • @VeddaMidura
      @VeddaMidura Рік тому +21

      She dosen't care. We're looking at a mini Jen now. At least Salah is helping Chantal control her calories.

    • @fleursdesucre9016
      @fleursdesucre9016 Рік тому +15

      I feel like her behavior would be considered as self harm at this point , she really needs inpatient treatment

    • @lasskinn474
      @lasskinn474 Рік тому +1

      she needs involuntary inpatient.
      at this point her best bet at losing weight would be to kick a police car with a hammer or something.

    • @ukejuke1009
      @ukejuke1009 Рік тому

      No it’s not lol inpatient level of care has much more stringent criteria….clinical assessor speaking

    • @lasskinn474
      @lasskinn474 Рік тому +1

      @@ukejuke1009 thats besides the point that if she has the choice she will eat a lot.
      She needs it in the sense that without it she will never lose the weight, not in the sense that insurance or state systems would pay for it. But because voluntary inpatient is a choice that can't work either even if she pays for it at mayonaise betty clinic or whatever, they just wouldn't understand her special body and give her 'too little calories' and she would sign out and say that it made her binge.

  • @emlovesbread8565
    @emlovesbread8565 Рік тому +212

    Here faster than Wifey / Jade / Alex / Feline moving in with ALR

    • @stevierysie
      @stevierysie Рік тому +2

      💀

    • @abbyz13
      @abbyz13 Рік тому +11

      seeing all the alternate identities laid out really puts it in perspective

    • @kickrocksmaybe
      @kickrocksmaybe Рік тому +7

      i would have laughed harder if you had My Girlfriend somewhere in there too 😂 great comment still, I wish I had 5 names. 😔

    • @jordiflower
      @jordiflower Рік тому +1

      😂

    • @jordiflower
      @jordiflower Рік тому +3

      @Kathryn Lee omg Francis! How could we forget

  • @YayMiko
    @YayMiko Рік тому +218

    “31 years of hell”… except the last decade which she spent eating whatever she wanted and living in excess in every way possible

    • @Feverm00n
      @Feverm00n Рік тому

      I mean, she clearly has a mental illness also tho. Basically no one would choose to live the way she does. I 100% believe it’s been hellish for her in her own head/body even if she is also an intolerable person and her destruction is by her own hand.

    • @azlizzie
      @azlizzie Рік тому +5

      Succumbing to your addiction for a decade is hell too.

    • @dallasmarie9325
      @dallasmarie9325 Рік тому +1

      @@azlizzie amen to that, even if it looks like it would be fun to others it’s not at all.

  • @bunmooon
    @bunmooon Рік тому +176

    “stop comparing me to chantal”
    *compares herself to chantal*

  • @stephanieefany
    @stephanieefany Рік тому +122

    One of the first things my psychologist explained to me re: post binge care was to eat normally. Being super hungry is absolutely a danger zone for BED. Your brain tells you not to eat because you were "bad" and binged but you absolutely need to grt up the next day and eat your breakfast, eat your lunch, eat your dinner. You need to not do the swings and roundabouts that your body does not understand and you need to break the thought processes of punishment after a binge.
    If her psych is a BED specialist as she claims she would have had this front and centre. Although she also probably is ignoring all of the work you have to do outside of the sessions.
    Sigh. It's frustrating.

    • @lasskinn474
      @lasskinn474 Рік тому +1

      she never eats 'normally'. she eats a lot and then a lot more.
      it's not swings.. like.. compare a binge alcoholic who drinks 3 days in a row 3 months apart and wrecks their life while doing it and a 24/7 alcoholic who is just drunk all the year.

    • @Ren-uq7pd
      @Ren-uq7pd Рік тому +3

      literally! I never had BED specifically because my ED had all sorts of different dysfunctions, but before I could recover from any of it I had to come terms with the fact that trying to “make up for” a binge was always setting myself up for failure. Something nutritious that you genuinely enjoy, self care and patience genuinely got me so much further.

    • @stephanieefany
      @stephanieefany Рік тому +8

      @@Ren-uq7pd yep. I think most EDs are very similar in thought process, if not different in practice. But that cycle of "being bad" and needing to "punish" yourself is so hard to claw your way out of. But gosh do you feel better mentally and physically if you can do it!

    • @samanthamass8614
      @samanthamass8614 Рік тому

      This is why I don’t believe she has BED.

  • @donna515
    @donna515 Рік тому +55

    "Some people aren't shallow"
    *Stares at own image,eye fucks,ducklips*

  • @yoursocialmoth
    @yoursocialmoth Рік тому +234

    My favorite thing about our gorl is how she makes excuses for not trying diets or medical procedures because they're "unhealthy"... As if what she's been doing all her life is good and sound 😆😆

    • @kristinavee1012
      @kristinavee1012 Рік тому +20

      Right, as if that entire package of cookies was soooOoo healthy!

    • @MJ-eq7iu
      @MJ-eq7iu Рік тому +15

      and she never stops to think maybe it’s the way she is doing it. amazing to go 30 years with little to no self reflection!

    • @Feverm00n
      @Feverm00n Рік тому +10

      That’s addiction for ya… the excuses feel real/justified until you get enough treatment to see through them. Likely part of why she pathologically avoids ever getting enough treatment.

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 Рік тому +2

      ALRs knowledge of health and nutrition fills a 502 lb bag of skin.

  • @tomdelongjohns
    @tomdelongjohns Рік тому +211

    so grateful for your reactions because 1) you keep me company while i eat dinner and 2) you make me feel less crazy because you call out all the gaslighting. appreciate you!

  • @kaceyklos9510
    @kaceyklos9510 Рік тому +86

    I’m not gonna lie. I honestly thought Amber Lynn was going to do it this time. When she got to 475. I honestly had hoped for her. Stupid me.

    • @jenniferocious480
      @jenniferocious480 Рік тому +4

      Same. I feel stupid tbh😭

    • @LasBlackUnicrn
      @LasBlackUnicrn Рік тому +14

      Welcome to the circus girl lol she’s been losing and gaining the same 80lbs for 3 years

    • @Unknown333-d1n
      @Unknown333-d1n Рік тому +3

      I had the littlest bit of hope 😢

    • @heather2778
      @heather2778 Рік тому +6

      Same. I really thought keto was gonna click for her, and she’d show everyone up. What were we thinking

    • @Unknown333-d1n
      @Unknown333-d1n Рік тому +2

      @@heather2778 she acts like we are the worst and hope she fails for our “entertainment” hopefully she reads these comments and sees that people are rooting for her

  • @angstlich247
    @angstlich247 Рік тому +23

    "After a binge I basically don't eat anything all day and then at night binge city happens" I don't get how this isn't obvious to her. You don't eat all day so you're gonna get hungry, and at your weight you're gonna have a big urge to eat. And then at night you feel so hungry that you just go crazy, later figuring out that it was too much. She needs to eat small meals throughout the day to deal with that urge and not let herself go so hungry that she won't think about what she's consuming

  • @axolotlmafia
    @axolotlmafia Рік тому +144

    Amberlynn: Eating take out 3 times a day and gorging on sweets all day long everyday is okay for my gallbladder!
    Also Amberlynn: Ew, eating fresh meat and veggies is bad for my gallbladder!
    Call the wambuldance, lettuce is bad for Amberlynn's poor gallbladder 🥺. Poor Amber, aw.

    • @chirpla3392
      @chirpla3392 Рік тому +4

      ITS ALL KETOS FAULT

    • @thelastoffluffs6755
      @thelastoffluffs6755 Рік тому +5

      @@chirpla3392 you mean Becky's fault? 🤠

    • @zeejustin6
      @zeejustin6 Рік тому +1

      also: eats pork rinds instead of standard keto foods lmao. But she literally can't eat healthy tasty food without binging. My god she is so spoiled compared to the working poor dealing with healthy/obesity issues.

  • @cnfusedrlybad0987
    @cnfusedrlybad0987 Рік тому +31

    Idea for Zach's Unholy transition:
    Regular clothes into funeral clothes complete with lit candle lol

  • @-cMc-
    @-cMc- Рік тому +103

    Whenever she is failing so hard on her diets she all of a sudden cares about her look and style and write pretty letters on paper. She loves her little victories with no accountability when it comes to her weight.

  • @thezennoodle1457
    @thezennoodle1457 Рік тому +226

    Take a shot everytime our girl compares herself to someone else!

  • @ghastlysmiles
    @ghastlysmiles Рік тому +35

    random but i love how tuned in you are to semantics and HER use of language in particular i.e. her using "depicting" to relay the fact that she was acting in her tiktok. a lot of other creators don't look that closely at what she says and would rather talk in broad strokes about her but you always clock her linguistically and i live for it lmao

  • @emma2370
    @emma2370 Рік тому +38

    She should use a pencil if she is going to start over every time she makes an error.

    • @ferchio4801
      @ferchio4801 Рік тому +4

      Dry eraser board is better 😂. No evidence of erasing!

  • @IAmContemporary
    @IAmContemporary Рік тому +66

    It’s so wild to me that she said “rapid weight loss is bad for my gallstones so I had to quit ozempic” and then continues this “40lbs in 100 days” BS.
    Also: how has she still not realised that restricting (aka “starting over”) leads to binging and binging leads to restricting which then… you get it. She literally said “I binged yesterday so I almost don’t eat the day after but then when I do eat I binge”. She has described the phenomenon but the concept hasn’t landed.

  • @justblaire6122
    @justblaire6122 Рік тому +111

    Chantal is nasty in every way a person can be

    • @Newbootgoooofin
      @Newbootgoooofin Рік тому +2

      She really is. Only a matter of time before she shows them true colors to Salah.

  • @fallout6000
    @fallout6000 Рік тому +23

    I think Jade is gone to see her family, and she's so codependent, she's binging because she's alone a few days. She needs inpatient rehab for sure, but she wouldn't ever leave her girlfriend and her apartment for one day. SHe blames everyone for her failures

  • @janedoe-ld5gt
    @janedoe-ld5gt Рік тому +71

    “After a binge I usually go half a day without eating”
    Well we don’t really know what goes on behind the scenes

    • @Mangomurderer
      @Mangomurderer Рік тому +29

      If she is still sleeping during the day, then I suppose that checks out.

    • @lasskinn474
      @lasskinn474 Рік тому +9

      she goes to sleep after eating all the day and that's the half a day of fasting.

  • @Zxgrhexbj
    @Zxgrhexbj Рік тому +82

    Those mini brand things seem like such a waste of plastic but damn they make me wish they came out in the 90s and make me wish I had a doll house(I’ve always wanted one and still kinda do and I’m 31 😂)

    • @Ani87407
      @Ani87407 Рік тому +3

      Same 😂

    • @ifyouhaveacross7410
      @ifyouhaveacross7410 Рік тому +7

      Sorry you went through 31 years of Hell without your mini doll house 🏠 😭

    • @LottieDeLuscious
      @LottieDeLuscious Рік тому +4

      Get one! When I have space I'm going to hunt for a big vintage dollhouse

    • @amandageve9002
      @amandageve9002 Рік тому +1

      That’s what my niece uses them for 😂

    • @Zxgrhexbj
      @Zxgrhexbj Рік тому +2

      @@amandageve9002 your niece is living THE LIFE 😂

  • @doop445
    @doop445 Рік тому +81

    amberlynn putting more makeup on every day she gains more is just that clown meme lmao

    • @stard9864
      @stard9864 Рік тому

      Putting clown makeup on as she can’t ever support Chantal without making it about herself. Like what the fuck ….such a strange way to show support to someone…

    • @chirpla3392
      @chirpla3392 Рік тому +1

      it’s an exponential function

  • @expatannie6958
    @expatannie6958 Рік тому +49

    The saddest part for me is when she looks at her weight gain and says "This seems like a joke to me." No, Amberlynn, it is NOTa joke! It is your life, your health, your future!! I've been watching Amberlynn for about 14 months now, I think somehow hoping that she would "get it" at some point, but it seems like she never will. She can do her grocery hauls, do cutesy makeup and hair (giving a very teenager TikTok vibe in this one) all she wants, sit around and do doodle drawings allday, but that does nothing to change the fact that she is putting her own life in grave danger by ignoring all medical advice and not following through with psychotherapy. Unlike her cats, she only has one life and it is very disheartening to see her spiraling downwards. Without Zach's comments, this would be totally unwatchable by now.

    • @amymarieca
      @amymarieca Рік тому +4

      I’ve been following her since early 2018 and trust me it’s all the same nonsense 🤣

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 Рік тому +1

      It only gets worse the older she gets, the bad habits just get further entrenched and whatever good habits she's stumbled into she's forgotten. It's a ride, more Ferris Wheel or carousel than roller coaster, but it's a ride.

    • @edisnierif
      @edisnierif Рік тому +1

      I’m pretty new to watching Amberlynn (started right before the Becky breakup), and I guess I was naive because I really thought that she was just dumb. I believed she really just fundamentally didn’t understand nutrition and health. But after the whole keto/gallbladder thing, I’ve realized she’s not dumb, she knows exactly what she’s doing.
      All Amberlynn had to do was talk to the lipedema specialist about her concerns about the high fat diet and they could have worked together to make adjustments to her meals so that her gallbladder wasn’t being irritated. Instead she just gave up on any sort of plan of action. It was all just an excuse to not have to change anything about her way of life. She knows how unhealthy she is, she just doesn’t care enough to do anything about it.

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 Рік тому

      @@edisnierif Oh, she IS dumb. Living breathing Dunning-Kruger. But she's also clever and sometimes fails up. When she sees an impact on the audience she'll repeat it, even if it's a lah. She enjoys her lifestyle too much to change. She's self medicating her situational depression and malnutrition w/high sugar/salt/fat foods that release "happy" neurotransmitters. A consistent schedule alone would let her lose weight, but it's too much work for her.

  • @PolarBearNugget
    @PolarBearNugget Рік тому +36

    Going to bed now, wanted something to listen to and scrolled through your channel only to find out you uploaded 1 minute ago. What a time to be alive, truly.

  • @lalalahihihi
    @lalalahihihi Рік тому +13

    the ‘are you jealous’ ‘of what’ moment KILLED ME 😭

  • @montana1080
    @montana1080 Рік тому +36

    Amber and Chantal have one thing in common. No self awareness while constant talking and focus on themselves.

  • @Jayne_Rose
    @Jayne_Rose Рік тому +34

    To gain four kilos in a week, from what we know about her age, height, weight and lifestyle; she would have to be eating at least 50,000 to 60,000 calories per week. I'm stunned when putting this into perspective.

    • @ashleyeaton1416
      @ashleyeaton1416 Рік тому +2

      Omg really? Geessshhh

    • @Jayne_Rose
      @Jayne_Rose Рік тому +4

      @@ashleyeaton1416 Yeah. During a week I can range from 5,000 to 15,000 depending on activity, fasting and whether or not I buy yoghurt. The calorie difference is insane.

    • @zeejustin6
      @zeejustin6 Рік тому

      @@Jayne_Rose I've eaten 7k calories in a day befire easily. 3 big/massive meals. A few snacks. 1 Pint Haagen Daaz helps. Some cocacola (amber would drink 0 cal soda however). I can at least imagine it. I'm almost 6 foot 5 and male though.

  • @megnanimous.
    @megnanimous. Рік тому +68

    Not only do we want to hear about some progress with the therapy, but I'd like to hear things her therapist has her working on. Like you said, Zach, I want to hear about skills or homework they told her to work on. I understand that it's a work in progress, but it seems like bingeing would be a huge subject in therapy that they'd give you techniques to use when it happens.

    • @aquariusmoon8648
      @aquariusmoon8648 Рік тому +7

      Seems like to me Binge eating would be the 1st thing she would address bc she is 500lbs and if she doesn't change it's not going to be good. That's more of a priority right now then her past and her childhood.

    • @peggypate2969
      @peggypate2969 Рік тому +6

      Well she did apologize to nadar like her therapist suggested lol

  • @clioalexandra6485
    @clioalexandra6485 Рік тому +14

    Her mini rant about art is so funny to me. Like girl, you have a photo of nuns smoking on your wall... Miss me with the art critique.

  • @lunamoone5231
    @lunamoone5231 Рік тому +74

    Your laugh is literally CONTAGIOUS! 🖤🖤🖤

  • @dime_with_a_mind
    @dime_with_a_mind Рік тому +55

    Does anyone know why Amber won't pronounce Chantal correctly? Is it a troll move? Or is she really so selfish she doesn't know how to pronounce her best friend's first name?

    • @agirlnickel
      @agirlnickel Рік тому +5

      It bothers me so bad lol. There is no ‘e’ in her name. What a best friend.

    • @Zenithxblack
      @Zenithxblack Рік тому +1

      I hate that she does that! Do you think she has a hearing problem maybe?

    • @dime_with_a_mind
      @dime_with_a_mind Рік тому +6

      @@Zenithxblack I was hoping for Zach's professional opinion, but for my own personal sanity, I pretend she does it to troll. It works. My partner has left like 3 youtube comment in ten years and one was just to write "SHAWN-TALL!" to her. Didn't work.

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 Рік тому +1

      She can't be bothered to pronounce it properly.

    • @dime_with_a_mind
      @dime_with_a_mind Рік тому

      @@andiward7068 I have to believe it's a troll move. I HAVE TO

  • @kurdforever8625
    @kurdforever8625 Рік тому +34

    I honestly cannot imagine what is it like to do absolutely nothing on the daily and eat nothing but takeouts and frozen prepared meals that lacks any nutrients 😳 it’s mind boggling to me

    • @Feverm00n
      @Feverm00n Рік тому +7

      It probably feels completely awful

  • @mezeker2264
    @mezeker2264 Рік тому +20

    Zach telling her to be careful with binging on broccoli is sick😅😅😂😂

  • @daisyskippy4673
    @daisyskippy4673 Рік тому +36

    Every time you say welcome back to our channel, I start singing, “but if you want we can try again, try again”…..

  • @notursweetseptember
    @notursweetseptember Рік тому +5

    Its so fascinating that ALR just "forgets" everything her audience knows and has seen.

  • @skinsey85
    @skinsey85 Рік тому +56

    Not ALR trying to say that people are fatphobic for thinking her and Chantal are being used 😂 I'm sure there are some people who have a hard time believing anyone could want them due to their size but their fatness is not the main reason for people's concern. People have seen their horrible behavior so it's hard to believe that any good person would find that favorable. And not to mention these 2 are making lots of money and absolutely HAVE been used in the past! But no, it's just because everyone's fatphobic lol

    • @stard9864
      @stard9864 Рік тому +6

      They really think this is about being desirable as a bigger woman..it really isn’t 😂 that is so naïve to think.
      It’s not a shock that people date bigger women but it’s because of how fast they are with relationships that is a red flag for any relationship or any size? Esp when money is involved and common concerning dynamics.

    • @peggypate2969
      @peggypate2969 Рік тому

      Hatever they got and more

    • @peggypate2969
      @peggypate2969 Рік тому

      I totally agree it's their personalities not their weight but really only foodie has been the only one really used all of ambers gf have worked hard taking care of all of ambers needs including wiping her ass they all deserved

    • @LaurenWoz421
      @LaurenWoz421 Рік тому +1

      Yeah I haven’t seen one person say “wow you are SO fat, how did you find someone to love you?” So the fact that SHE said this and deduced this from people being amazed when they find love (because of their horrible and very public personalities) is actually really telling to me. Always a victim and AMBER feels she and Chantal are unworthy of love due to their sizes, deep down. I see very few comments actually “HATING” on them for their size. It’s all about their patterns, choices, lies and personality. Or basically begging them to get healthy so they can live life.

    • @inkompetenzkompensationsko4188
      @inkompetenzkompensationsko4188 Рік тому +3

      It's really convenient to be able to blame all the hate on her weight if you have a personality like Amber.

  • @Mangomurderer
    @Mangomurderer Рік тому +176

    Imagine where Amberlynn would be if she had started consistently attending therapy eight years ago when we all told her to.

    • @sundaemournin1984
      @sundaemournin1984 Рік тому +21

      She would be in exactly the same place.. she doesnt want change

    • @judithcohn7878
      @judithcohn7878 Рік тому +1

      She may have been successful

  • @gustavedore1073
    @gustavedore1073 Рік тому +19

    It's not that we think that fat people can't have loving relationships. I'm fat and I have loving relationship. We just think that Chantal and Becky's ex specially have sus relationships right now. Chantal has been with this guy like a month, so it is normal that people think she should slow down a little. Our gorls move way too fast with relationships and that has nothing to do with their size.

    • @emma2370
      @emma2370 Рік тому +2

      Also, the body language between Chantal and her “husband” is not that of a couple who are attracted to each other. I’ve seen people with more sexual chemistry while talking over zoom. That is what people are addressing not that she is fat.

  • @hollie13ulloa
    @hollie13ulloa Рік тому +7

    "bald bigot" omfg that was hilarious 😂

  • @christi776
    @christi776 Рік тому +7

    She probably asked FBI Frank to help her get ahold of a person at TikTok 🤣🤣🤣

  • @itakenaps
    @itakenaps Рік тому +13

    Last time she went on one of these “I’m in a happy loving relationship and we she loves me so much” rants her and Becky or her and destiny broke up like a month later

  • @alliomarlemus1475
    @alliomarlemus1475 Рік тому +11

    Don’t ya just love her saying “Don’t judge!” while showing us her grocery haul?!

  • @darshkaur5684
    @darshkaur5684 Рік тому +32

    Amber calling herself a “fat gorl” is such an understatement

  • @brandywinelewis
    @brandywinelewis Рік тому +9

    You read her to filth the whole time and I’m here for it

  • @sadboihours
    @sadboihours Рік тому +11

    Amber's "art rant" is giving "14 year old girl who draws eyes during class and thinks she's an artist because of it going off about a topic she knows nothing about after reading a fun fact on a clickbait instagram page"

  • @BeerMe831
    @BeerMe831 Рік тому +9

    "Minute rice cooks faster..."
    "Right, yeah that's what's most important"
    Fuckin LOL 🤣

    • @peggypate2969
      @peggypate2969 Рік тому +2

      With her busy busy life unfortunately she has to go for quicker meals

  • @Linniepoooh
    @Linniepoooh Рік тому +41

    My favorite thing is when she contradicts herself in the same video.. she provides your own receipts.. and you don’t even have to search for them 😂 also the fact she just doesn’t understand how life works.

    • @ashleyautumn555
      @ashleyautumn555 Рік тому +7

      A recent one is “I hate it when people say if I can do it you can do it” when I know for a fact she has said this herself on video.

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 Рік тому +1

      @@ashleyautumn555 so. many. times.

  • @jang_gina
    @jang_gina Рік тому +8

    I have a feeling wifey is out of town. It would explain the constant over eating and binging, along with the mini golf date night they went on.

  • @sapphyr3
    @sapphyr3 Рік тому +7

    The edibles are kicking in AND a new ZM video??? Let's mfn GOOOOOOO!!!! 🫶🏿

  • @ashaganaga3229
    @ashaganaga3229 Рік тому +10

    Just got off a 12 hr shift at 7p at the ER, and I go back at 3am. I’ll lose a little sleep to watch ZM ❤️☺️

  • @MZLOVLEA1
    @MZLOVLEA1 Рік тому +3

    I thought I was the only one who liked to watch the crystals get scooped out lol I haven’t even purchased any but I like to see what other ppl get with their scoops

  • @vsmith3178
    @vsmith3178 Рік тому +32

    Hun, no blemish will detract from your cuteness 😅. Love how humble you are 💜

  • @XansStitches
    @XansStitches Рік тому +10

    I honestly forget about chantals weight because there’s so much more going on with her

  • @KarineElsa16
    @KarineElsa16 Рік тому +3

    Something interesting I learned in ED therapy is that studies done on mice showed the mice going on one week+ of binge eating after missing just one meal. ALR is in her post-restriction binging episodes. It’s unfortunate really… if she followed her therapists advice, she could get herself out of this.

  • @Im_just_saying00
    @Im_just_saying00 Рік тому +13

    I recommend that she goes to a treatment center. But she wouldn’t give up food and binging for that.

    • @peggypate2969
      @peggypate2969 Рік тому

      And I'm sure she wouldn't be able to come on every day to boo- hoo and trash reactors

  • @hannahburns2603
    @hannahburns2603 Рік тому +6

    LOving Zack's openness regarding having therapy.

  • @loradelrey9134
    @loradelrey9134 Рік тому +63

    I’m loving these longer videos🫡 Thank you for keeping me company through my finals prep🥹🤍

  • @jodhamster
    @jodhamster Рік тому +9

    “…I just wake up beautiful…” 😂 Never change, Zach! 💜

  • @erinpufunt
    @erinpufunt Рік тому +1

    “You CAN find me fuckin up some fish sticks” 😂😂😂

  • @siemei666
    @siemei666 Рік тому +71

    Chantal was the only person on the internet who didn’t hate her and now she can’t let her go 😂

  • @pastelpeep
    @pastelpeep Рік тому +18

    Yeeees! Hey Queen! I had to click as soon as the notification popped up. Been loving your longer videos these days Zach. The more Zach, the better 💕💕 You are such a light. We love you!

  • @emma2370
    @emma2370 Рік тому +10

    Amber was eating over 3,000 calories to gain that weight. It is asking for failure for her to go down to 1,600.

    • @SF-op5ix
      @SF-op5ix Рік тому

      No I agree, that’s too intense and not sustainable imo

  • @Tergieloo
    @Tergieloo Рік тому +6

    Bald bigot makes me howl every time 😂

  • @Feverm00n
    @Feverm00n Рік тому +2

    She also tells on herself re: the Atkins bar; “right before I quit keto *when I started craving sweets…”* I don’t believe the gallbladder story for a minute. I wonder if it makes her mad that the people saying that keto ice cream was risky biz were completely right.

  • @girl123interrupted
    @girl123interrupted Рік тому +5

    I want *I KNOW YOU’RE NOT DUMB…ENTIRELY* merch right now. It’s a must

  • @fawndesilva1607
    @fawndesilva1607 Рік тому +12

    Am I the only one looking forward to Amberlynn doing vlogmas just for the fact alone that we will get more of Zachary Michael's white prison bread personality content...and I am absolutely 💯 here for it! Let's go! Happy vlogmas bitches 🤪 😘
    Love your content Zach and your personality ✨️

  • @XelaGV
    @XelaGV Рік тому +23

    Love the hair and shirt Zach ✨✨✨ happy Friday to you and Judy ☺️

  • @MZLOVLEA1
    @MZLOVLEA1 Рік тому +2

    Zach I am going through some family stuff and your channel is keeping me going. You are the light in my darkest days :)

  • @titotaro
    @titotaro Рік тому +19

    I had a good 5 minutes of watching a scratch off channel the other day. I can't wait for Controller-lynn Self-Employed Businesswoman to pick up this her next venture and give us some ASMR scratchoff goodness.

    • @LottieDeLuscious
      @LottieDeLuscious Рік тому +1

      She already went through a scratch off era, I'm super curious if she will agai

  • @vivalanina
    @vivalanina Рік тому +3

    Sidenote: She freaks out about rapid weight loss losing 2 lbs a week calling it unhealthy, but then gains 10 lbs in 8 days and doesn't find that problematic?

  • @corpse1683
    @corpse1683 Рік тому +9

    Absolutely LOVING your confidence lately ❤️

  • @StickyGem636
    @StickyGem636 Рік тому +12

    Zachary Micheal coming through to cheer me up on my birthday. 🎉😂

  • @briannaselhorst9200
    @briannaselhorst9200 Рік тому +8

    I love your videos! Especially the longer ones. I watch while I make my husband and I dinner, it makes cooking more enjoyable lol

  • @leigh7370
    @leigh7370 Рік тому +2

    If ALR gave me a penny to take her “doodle”, I would refuse.

  • @BigALsSeafoodBoil
    @BigALsSeafoodBoil Рік тому +4

    She was literally cooking her food fresh for keto but somehow that had more sodium content than what she’s getting from the store now. Ugh. The LAHS

  • @ANGELB0T
    @ANGELB0T Рік тому +4

    She really said “I’m going back to 505”…

    • @freethegays
      @freethegays Рік тому +2

      plz tell me this is an arctic monkeys reference because I laughed out loud

    • @ANGELB0T
      @ANGELB0T Рік тому

      @@freethegays oh it sure is

  • @daintybeigli
    @daintybeigli Рік тому +5

    She needs INPATIENT!

  • @crabbywitch4207
    @crabbywitch4207 Рік тому +1

    If I remember correctly Atkins in the 90’s or early 00’s was known to make your bunghole link. 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @MA1.5
    @MA1.5 Рік тому +1

    Those “intuitive” days were previously “binge” days so idk

  • @k4r4-bb
    @k4r4-bb Рік тому +48

    I love your videos Zach, you do such a great job of expressing what most of us are thinking!

  • @poeticjustice7371
    @poeticjustice7371 Рік тому +10

    Still in the hospital been looking forward to this upload!!! 💜💜 Hey Judy and Zach. 💜💜 Yesss living for this shirt and hair combo rn. 😍😍😍

    • @jenniferocious480
      @jenniferocious480 Рік тому +1

      Hope you’re doing well ❤️ I just got out of the hospital myself, hope you’re at least a little cozy (hard to accomplish in the hospital I know)🌈

    • @poeticjustice7371
      @poeticjustice7371 Рік тому +1

      @@jenniferocious480 aweee thank you so much !!! It definitely was! Especially because the situation I'm in but my baby is okay and I'm back home now! I hope you're doing well!! 💜❤️‍🩹💜❤️‍🩹

    • @jenniferocious480
      @jenniferocious480 Рік тому

      @@poeticjustice7371 good to hear! And I’m getting a little better every day lol 🌈

  • @Schmitfaced
    @Schmitfaced Рік тому +3

    Best part of my day is catching up with Zach!

  • @butameremortal9424
    @butameremortal9424 Рік тому +3

    All roads lead back to "it's fat shaming" 😂😂😅

  • @-cMc-
    @-cMc- Рік тому +6

    Amberlyn judgment is showing her jealous side bc she apparently thinks her art should be half a million dollars just like some famous artist 🎨

  • @PinkSkunk22
    @PinkSkunk22 Рік тому +2

    The sty and ALR not removing her makeup comment...I died! 🤣💀
    Also: Got me waking up my husband after Zachs "boobula art" comment. 🤣🤣

  • @Jen-Chapin
    @Jen-Chapin Рік тому +3

    “I just wake up beautiful” ✨
    ZM, 2022

  • @Awesomeninja54
    @Awesomeninja54 Рік тому +10

    The pink hair really is a cute look tbh

  • @padogmom1952
    @padogmom1952 Рік тому +4

    She is watching Tammy Lemon, because Tammy said the same thing. When she binges, the next day she tries not to eat which leads to a binge. So, she tried to stop doing that. ALR has no original thoughts or ideas.

  • @kaotic.kush420
    @kaotic.kush420 Рік тому +5

    The little pig tails was one of my go to hair styles. It has now been ruined forever 😭🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @DebbieDoo217
    @DebbieDoo217 Рік тому +9

    Serious question: Wonder what the difference would be between a binge and just overeating?

    • @nsboop
      @nsboop Рік тому +2

      Binging is uncontrollable and repeated behavior, and usually far more calories in one sitting than just overeating. We all eat a bit too much sometimes, especially when there’s a special food that we really like-that’s not necessarily disordered behavior (we could stop ourselves from eating whenever, we don’t have to keep going) but eating as much as you can in one sitting without being able to stop yourself is considered disordered eating, especially when you don’t really care what you’re eating

  • @emlovesbread8565
    @emlovesbread8565 Рік тому +22

    I’m on the edge of my seat to see how Vlogmas goes for our gorl this year

    • @peggypate2969
      @peggypate2969 Рік тому +5

      Hands opening presents should be great lol

  • @jennifer2185
    @jennifer2185 Рік тому +6

    I'm just surprised she's been able to get in to see all these doctors so quickly. I had to reschedule my Nov appt with my neuro and the next available appt isn't until the end of January.

  • @Miekksable
    @Miekksable Рік тому +4

    She's not just wishing she had a stye. Remember when she had one infected eyelid and she wished BOTH her eyes were infected? Yeah. She's wishing for TWO STYES.

  • @SewRena
    @SewRena Рік тому

    “My froggy stuff” does mini brand unboxing

  • @bittyj534
    @bittyj534 Рік тому +19

    loving these uploads Zach!! keep it up ☺

    • @liloreoinya
      @liloreoinya Рік тому

      You should watch the twitch streams if you don't. Hilarious.

  • @Sophiesmakeupbag
    @Sophiesmakeupbag Рік тому +3

    i have 'rona and need cheering up = thanks Zach! have a great weekend xx