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  • Опубліковано 18 сер 2024

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  • @jaminsim5965
    @jaminsim5965 2 роки тому +674

    “If Batman was a savage”
    …So… Batman normally?

  • @Mega-Char-X
    @Mega-Char-X 2 роки тому +686

    "How did he win a fight without throwing a single punch?" 😂😂

  • @iambored2247
    @iambored2247 2 роки тому +857

    "I didnt want you I wanted piccolo" favorite line

  • @ultraguy3711
    @ultraguy3711 2 роки тому +1228

    This hit harder than the bullet hit Batman's parents

  • @Meedits69
    @Meedits69 2 роки тому +753

    No wonder he's so proud of Robin

  • @DocGadget11
    @DocGadget11 Рік тому +272

    The “grip on my hip with the kryptonite clip” line is fire 😂

  • @shelliacrawford2947
    @shelliacrawford2947 Рік тому +659

    Batman:"Robin rule#1"
    Robin:"get the money"
    Batman:"Rule #2"
    Robin:"Get the ho's"
    Batman:"Good job son"
    Robin:"love you papa"

    • @IDK19856
      @IDK19856 Рік тому +17

      Lol

    • @gabrielacosta9470
      @gabrielacosta9470 Рік тому +61

      Superman: “that’s sad”
      Batman: “that’s swag”
      Superman: “you’re hopeless”
      Batman: “you’re homeless”

    • @martinmedupe9983
      @martinmedupe9983 Рік тому

      U forgot rule three get the money and the hoes

    • @abbyadventure5689
      @abbyadventure5689 Рік тому +6

      @@gabrielacosta9470 damm

    • @goodkid7851
      @goodkid7851 Рік тому +15

      Flash: "Alright you guys, that's enough!"
      MMH: "Yeah there's no point arguing."
      Batman: "You would know with that pointy-azz head."
      MMH: "Bro why you so mean to me?"
      Batman: "I didn't want you. I wanted piccolo."
      MMH: "Who?"
      Batman: "Shut up, your ugly."

  • @LordEyepatch
    @LordEyepatch 2 роки тому +308

    Batman: *You guys do realize the only reason you even have the Watch Tower and 401k, is because of me.*

  • @yoboitj9125
    @yoboitj9125 2 роки тому +114

    "Getting mad over a HO3? Couldn't be me" 🤣😂

  • @Enbi_bitch2
    @Enbi_bitch2 2 роки тому +163

    Green lantern basically this entire video: GOD DAM

    • @jett23900
      @jett23900 2 роки тому +5

      Exactly he didn't even said anything

    • @Stonersgamesandskits
      @Stonersgamesandskits Рік тому +4

      Is green lantern Khaby with green eyes?😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @coyolord8031
      @coyolord8031 3 місяці тому

      he don't want the smoke

  • @Umbrollax5x7
    @Umbrollax5x7 Рік тому +247

    The Flash: You know I'm the fastest person on this planet, right?
    Batman: Explains why you only lasted two seconds with your girlfriend

    • @SenatiaA
      @SenatiaA Рік тому +23

      G-d damn!😂

    • @InvertedBread
      @InvertedBread Рік тому

      He can be a living vibrator

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 Рік тому +11

      Batman: "Exactly why your wife came to me and came on me before you!" I got the bands, you're riding Supermans!!!"

    • @IsaiahRichards692
      @IsaiahRichards692 Рік тому +9

      The Flash: I can run faster than the speed of sound!
      Batman: I can pay for dinner.
      The Flash: (Shit, he’s got me!)

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 Рік тому +6

      @@IsaiahRichards692 "Gad Dayum"

  • @JJR12313
    @JJR12313 2 роки тому +216

    Bruh that’s crazy, hawkgirl was so unknown they didn’t even have a skin for her

    • @icyfrostdragon3257
      @icyfrostdragon3257 Рік тому +18

      Instead they got an anime skin for her

    • @coolchrisable
      @coolchrisable Рік тому +37

      @@icyfrostdragon3257 atleast the anime skin has uses... unlike her

    • @icyfrostdragon3257
      @icyfrostdragon3257 Рік тому +21

      @@coolchrisable 🤣Gaw Danm🤣

    • @JeiceW
      @JeiceW Рік тому +5

      Why did I read this in Batman's voice? I fuckin lost it...... Lmfao

    • @K7O9W13
      @K7O9W13 Рік тому +4

      I main hawk girl in injustice 1...
      the FGC black balled me ever since...

  • @naleemabbott
    @naleemabbott 2 роки тому +68

    Green:Damn I knew he was clapping

  • @djams8477
    @djams8477 2 роки тому +160

    He truly is Robin's father

  • @arayangodfrey1971
    @arayangodfrey1971 2 роки тому +63

    Batman is literally savage. His shooting everyone insight LOL 😆

  • @dekeking9416
    @dekeking9416 2 роки тому +78

    He ain't wrong, he did clap lois first

  • @AjDaTrueGamer101
    @AjDaTrueGamer101 2 роки тому +22

    superman:your hopeless
    batman:your homeless
    BRUH MY JAW DROPPED ON THAT

  • @ShadowPerson.
    @ShadowPerson. 2 роки тому +167

    Superman is really talking all that shit when batman literally has every kryptonite weapon you can think of

  • @Archidus
    @Archidus 2 роки тому +39

    This is the peak of comedy and some black Air Force capes 💀

  • @Spider_God
    @Spider_God Рік тому +41

    Superman: there’s more to life then money and hoes
    Batman: False
    Superman: What about your morals what are you teaching robin
    Batman: Robin rule number 1
    Robin: he the money
    Batman: Rule number 2
    Robin: get the hoes
    Batman: love you son
    Robin: thank you papa
    The best line in the whole video

  • @DummyThiccCheeseCake
    @DummyThiccCheeseCake 2 роки тому +30

    Love how GL and WW were the only people spared the thrashing

    • @derrickharvey5059
      @derrickharvey5059 6 місяців тому

      Because Wonder Woman can waste the whole team.

  • @KilPaysBills828
    @KilPaysBills828 Рік тому +18

    The grip on my hip the kryptonite clip😂

  • @rebb9890
    @rebb9890 Рік тому +10

    "Money has use, unlike you."
    Batman just obliterated her

  • @levy-chan2584
    @levy-chan2584 2 роки тому +89

    now we know were robin found is savageness🔥🤣🤣

  • @killagorilla0257
    @killagorilla0257 2 роки тому +29

    Bro said to manhunter that he wanted piccolo...bro im fucking dead 💀

  • @spaden348
    @spaden348 2 роки тому +44

    Lovingly Savage moments can't wait for more 😎

  • @HokageJayden
    @HokageJayden 2 роки тому +19

    This whole video for a sum up batman has black air force energy and roasted everybody on the team

  • @TheprophetDJ
    @TheprophetDJ Рік тому +6

    “My dad died made me rich your dad died and made you a b****” had me weaaakkkkk

  • @SaberEBW
    @SaberEBW Рік тому +11

    I didnt want you, I wanted Piccolo. 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @acsasukeuchiha1922
    @acsasukeuchiha1922 2 роки тому +25

    This was to fucking funny we need a part 2 like fr fr

  • @topcat59
    @topcat59 2 роки тому +40

    Hawk girl the most forgettable character in the justice league and somehow she makes Martian Manhunter more memorable and Iconic then her.🐱

  • @ououo810
    @ououo810 Рік тому +3

    Flash: "I am the fastest man alive"
    Batman: "Lois told me that"

  • @enenra6417
    @enenra6417 Рік тому +6

    Flash: "Yeah I can beat your ass."
    Batman: "Bro all I have to do is freeze the ground and you'll go flying."

    • @MTF.NU-7
      @MTF.NU-7 Місяць тому +1

      You’re a SEASONAL superhero

  • @splaylink9502
    @splaylink9502 2 роки тому +7

    2:09 how he say swag just gets me every time

  • @AlexanderEvoa-yg9jq
    @AlexanderEvoa-yg9jq 5 місяців тому +2

    " Money has use unlike you" that was cold😂

  • @Sr4n1k
    @Sr4n1k 2 роки тому +4

    “What do you mean who I am, I’m hOT giRl I can FLy!

  • @LegoMotion-xk3mz
    @LegoMotion-xk3mz 7 місяців тому +1

    “Batman shall and shall always be a savage.” Literally every single Batman and justice league series and/or movie.

  • @beansfnafworld
    @beansfnafworld 5 місяців тому +1

    “I didn’t want you I wanted piccolo “ IS OUTRAGEOUS

  • @Spider_God
    @Spider_God Рік тому +14

    This proves nobody could beat Batman if he knows everything about you he can Easily just roast your entire history without throwing a punch and he will send you crawling back to where you came in tears he would not have to punch a person to win a fight you can just roast them to oblivion

  • @lordlucius1341
    @lordlucius1341 Рік тому +2

    I love how canonically Diane thirsts for Batman though

  • @JayC-rs6kz
    @JayC-rs6kz 4 місяці тому +2

    1:39 “grip on my hip with the Kryptonite clip”

  • @ADOTTTTYYY
    @ADOTTTTYYY 2 роки тому +8

    Only the real G’s know this is a re upload

  • @Ghost123.-.
    @Ghost123.-. Рік тому +3

    That’s why Batman is my fav superhero

  • @Silenkid4life
    @Silenkid4life 6 місяців тому +1

    Batman:"That krip on my hip the krptyonite clip" i was dying

  • @MonkeyGng
    @MonkeyGng Рік тому +2

    Batman is rich as fuck he pays for the entire hq, pretty sure he's the greatest superhero there.

  • @getmepaid2day653
    @getmepaid2day653 6 місяців тому +1

    Green Lanterns instigating made it like 100 times funnier 🤣 😆 😂

  • @RomaroBrandon
    @RomaroBrandon Рік тому +3

    I can only imagine how much worst the roast could have been if Thomas Wayne was Batman.

  • @Shredder_Animations
    @Shredder_Animations 7 місяців тому +1

    This hit harder than Gwen's head on the floor of the clocktower

  • @pfumanooeoedo5325
    @pfumanooeoedo5325 2 роки тому +4

    Notice batman didn't roast the black guy

  • @ryderjr6178
    @ryderjr6178 6 місяців тому +1

    My entire jaw dropped in this video damn he's good

  • @Awsomegameking2
    @Awsomegameking2 2 роки тому +5

    Green lenter be like: GOD DAMN

  • @Ra1n_9
    @Ra1n_9 Рік тому +1

    "You do know im the fastest being on this planet right?"
    With all that speed you still couldn't save Iris from Savitar?

  • @FunnyRedemption
    @FunnyRedemption 6 місяців тому +1

    The telltale suit makes this better lol.

  • @epick_himself113
    @epick_himself113 Рік тому

    "batman is the one that is paying for the property damage everytime the Justice league goes into a fight in the city"

  • @laur5604
    @laur5604 Рік тому +1

    "my parent's death made me rich, your parent's death made you a b i t c h"
    BROOOOOOOO

  • @Batmanen00
    @Batmanen00 Рік тому +2

    GAWDT DAMNE...... I wanted Piccolo....i'm crying

  • @Mr.GETuSUM
    @Mr.GETuSUM 7 місяців тому +1

    It’s funny, because Batman actually does not have a contingency to beat wonder woman because she has no weakness

    • @wallsterrence
      @wallsterrence 5 місяців тому

      He does he beat her with illusions

  • @juantony
    @juantony 6 місяців тому

    What are you talking about? Batman has always been a savage. He doesn’t need superpowers for that, that’s for sure.

  • @MKDrShogun
    @MKDrShogun 2 роки тому +4

    This is why Batman so BADASS 😂

  • @Kleletrack_OG
    @Kleletrack_OG Рік тому

    Batman: not dating just clapping 😂

  • @pamelasmith4230
    @pamelasmith4230 Рік тому +1

    Batman didn't back down for a single seconded

  • @Schwerple
    @Schwerple Рік тому

    1:38 " What you have there are not clips these are mags THERE MAGS" Moist critical (Penguinz0) 2023

  • @johnlayton1747
    @johnlayton1747 2 роки тому +1

    This is hilarious. I love this. Need more

  • @ShinjiHirako757
    @ShinjiHirako757 Рік тому +1

    That "God damn" always gets me.😂😂

  • @Kurse754
    @Kurse754 17 днів тому

    Mkvdc Superman model goes crazy

  • @septimusheap925
    @septimusheap925 2 роки тому +2

    See Robin that's how you do it.

  • @rooneyericcantona5131
    @rooneyericcantona5131 Рік тому +2

    the reason green lantern say damn cuz don't want to get roasted by batman

  • @jeremiahwallace2275
    @jeremiahwallace2275 Рік тому

    “My parents died and made me rich. Your parents died and made you a b**tch.”
    I’m out, I was born in the 80’s, went to school in the 90’s, but not once did I experience such savagery. GODDAMN!

  • @darkgenixgaming
    @darkgenixgaming 2 роки тому +3

    batman as a savage complete version🎉🎉

  • @8-bitpersona16
    @8-bitpersona16 24 дні тому

    Red X being the hero for once.

  • @acececka6795
    @acececka6795 Рік тому

    This is how Superman crosses the line

  • @cval7192
    @cval7192 2 роки тому +1

    “The whole collection”

  • @dontejohnsontheselflesssat2886
    @dontejohnsontheselflesssat2886 2 роки тому +3

    "If Batman was hip."

  • @user-kk6bl5cv1n
    @user-kk6bl5cv1n 4 місяці тому +1

    Let that man cook like he did with flashes girl

  • @kurosu_osu
    @kurosu_osu Рік тому

    Batman:that krip on my hip that kriptonyte clip

  • @samuraied5906
    @samuraied5906 Рік тому +1

    What's crazy is that he got a gun with kriptonite bullets for superman but he won't get a gun for humans haha tf

  • @Murdrad
    @Murdrad Рік тому

    'Your welcome'. Died

  • @happy__Mangoz
    @happy__Mangoz 2 роки тому +4

    Batman the best

  • @Walkerlfb999
    @Walkerlfb999 Рік тому

    Green lantern can not be talking bros weakness is a literal colour

  • @PepsiTakumi
    @PepsiTakumi 2 роки тому +1

    Batman and Robin should do a roast battle

  • @michaelcordero7061
    @michaelcordero7061 Рік тому

    Batman does actually have plans that exploit the justice leagues weaknesses.
    Green lantern is weak to the color yellow.

  • @cutiepie6796
    @cutiepie6796 Рік тому +1

    WONDER WOMEN GOT ME QUESTIONING IF I'M STRAIGHT OR NOT

  • @MrMergoon
    @MrMergoon Рік тому

    This is one of the best videos I’ve seen

  • @jonathanplooij3666
    @jonathanplooij3666 8 місяців тому

    This is amazing

  • @Rei-uq1jv
    @Rei-uq1jv 2 роки тому +2

    best video yet

  • @CallMeCrixix
    @CallMeCrixix 2 роки тому +1

    Dayum the movie

  • @greg-sm8mq
    @greg-sm8mq Рік тому

    "Your welcome" 😂

  • @zenthenerdgamer4649
    @zenthenerdgamer4649 Рік тому +2

    GL was the hypeman😂

  • @kelvinharold882
    @kelvinharold882 2 роки тому +8

    First off, your videos are funny af, second is that if anyone would be a savage it’s Superman. Batman is just rich and literally anyone in the justice league can kill him…. And at any second….

    • @ethanstovall5044
      @ethanstovall5044 2 роки тому +1

      Cap 🧢

    • @ethanstovall5044
      @ethanstovall5044 2 роки тому

      Batman has several methods of taking out the justice league as well as several safety precautions to kill them even if he’s dead so it really doesn’t matter if they kill him immediately which they probably won’t since if he even thought they could go evil soon he’d put a bomb in their brain

    • @ethanstovall5044
      @ethanstovall5044 2 роки тому +2

      He did it with superman, when superman went evil Batman stopped him and then just put fucking kryptonite in his brain

    • @scorpionking902
      @scorpionking902 2 роки тому +3

      U clearly don’t watch the movies or have deep knowledge of the Justice league. Batman has revealed many times how he’s the smartest person in that world and has a plan to kill everyone, especially superman. The only person I think he can’t kill is Wonder Woman cuz she’s very smart too

  • @DarkKing32
    @DarkKing32 Рік тому

    " that grip in my hip, with a kryptonite clip"...is probably my favorite part of all this....or robin rule number 1

  • @chillandgrilltillenddays69
    @chillandgrilltillenddays69 Рік тому

    Honestly this was fire

  • @godslayerhajime2359
    @godslayerhajime2359 2 роки тому

    Finaly a vid with all the parts in 1

  • @rubenhill4462
    @rubenhill4462 Рік тому

    Green Lantern is Batman's hypeman

  • @killerwolfthekingofwolves7704

    Batman over here killing people souls

  • @laurelsilberman5705
    @laurelsilberman5705 Рік тому

    BATMAN YOU CAN’T BE ON OUR TEAM AND HAVE PLANS TO KILL US

  • @greenking9124
    @greenking9124 7 місяців тому +1

    Hawk girl has her mace made out of nth metal a Anti magic metal

  • @christiandunson8860
    @christiandunson8860 Рік тому

    “Kryp on my hip”
    “That kryptonite clip”🤣🤣

  • @immatouchulilbro
    @immatouchulilbro 2 роки тому +3

    this fire

  • @lucasrosset3646
    @lucasrosset3646 Рік тому +1

    The grip on my hip the kryptonite clip 😂😂😂

  • @budgetbrick5124
    @budgetbrick5124 Рік тому

    Love how hawk girl is the only one that doesn't have a dc avatar and everyone just not caring about her