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  • @virdixxii8341
    @virdixxii8341 4 місяці тому +2741

    Saying "The Picture of Dorian Gray" is a 2009 movie is like saying Master Chief is the guy from Fortnite

    • @paclenny
      @paclenny 4 місяці тому +75

      Dorian Gray was released in the United Kingdom on 9 September 2009, by Momentum Pictures

    • @ShinyFood
      @ShinyFood 4 місяці тому +14

      RIGHT

    • @leppardslug
      @leppardslug 4 місяці тому +372

      ⁠@@paclennydorian gray was released 140 years ago by oscar wilde

    • @Longshanks1690
      @Longshanks1690 4 місяці тому +196

      @@paclennyTrue, but Dorian Gray originally comes from Oscar Wilde’s 1890 novel, so OP is pointing out that it’s weird to reference a later adaptation- like MC in Fortnite - rather than the original.
      But Pyro has never read a book so can’t exactly blame him for not knowing that. 😂

    • @meatgrinderisinfinite
      @meatgrinderisinfinite 4 місяці тому +10

      @@leppardslug he was talking about the movie

  • @Tomm_M._Horn
    @Tomm_M._Horn 4 місяці тому +327

    he can whip out the old pyro voice like how jim carry can whip out the grinch face

  • @Idkoscar1
    @Idkoscar1 3 місяці тому +199

    The real "Biggest Scam Yet" was the title of this video, not a single scam spoken about throughout this entire video btw

  • @christosanagn.9041
    @christosanagn.9041 4 місяці тому +582

    Oscar Wilde didn't die for our sins only for you to call "The Portrait of Dorian Gray" simply a movie, Pyro.

    • @mancatto_44
      @mancatto_44 3 місяці тому +5

      Oscar ain't dying for no one but his own buffoonery, man. He ain't a martyr.

    • @bazookabullet101
      @bazookabullet101 3 місяці тому

      Then maybe reading should be more appealing to the masses

    • @strictlydonotcare2421
      @strictlydonotcare2421 3 місяці тому +16

      @@mancatto_44 I mean he did fight for queer rights any way he could back when being gay was punishable by pretty much death, so I would say there is a bit of that in him

    • @keyan1219
      @keyan1219 3 місяці тому

      Don’t make fun of someone if ur gonna call it the portait of Dorian gray

    • @mauricioperez6424
      @mauricioperez6424 3 місяці тому

      ​​@@strictlydonotcare2421So in the end it was The portrait of Dorian Gay 🤔

  • @オタクではない-j5c
    @オタクではない-j5c 4 місяці тому +334

    The anti-twink death situation is insane.

  • @MegaLakona
    @MegaLakona 4 місяці тому +571

    There’s no way that Pyro only referred to Dorian Gray as a movie lol

    • @Longshanks1690
      @Longshanks1690 4 місяці тому +30

      You think Pyro reads or would know who Oscar Wilde is? 😂

    • @wilgefortisohlin568
      @wilgefortisohlin568 3 місяці тому +27

      I cringe so hard. Pyro is British, SURELY Oscar Wilde had to be mentioned somewhere in the public education system? 😭

    • @Evanz111
      @Evanz111 3 місяці тому +12

      @@wilgefortisohlin568Fellow Brit here, we have a very strict set of authors we studied in school in the 2000’s - and it’s crazy that Oscar Wilde was never once taught or mentioned 😅

    • @orangeairsoft7292
      @orangeairsoft7292 3 місяці тому +7

      @@wilgefortisohlin568 Oscar Wilde is Irish man, though he was born when Ireland was part of the UK. Hell I live in Ireland i don't remember covering any of his work and i finished high school/secondary school recently.

    • @wilgefortisohlin568
      @wilgefortisohlin568 3 місяці тому +2

      @@orangeairsoft7292 I’m not saying that Oscar Wilde was an Englishman, I just assumed that people in the UK claim Wilde as shared cultural heritage. Maybe I’m wrong. It’s funny that he is not mentioned in schools though. I’m Polish and while we didn’t read Picture of Dorian Grey during basic-level literature classes, we did mention Wilde as an example of the wider Fin de siècle cultural climate.

  • @Artinho.edits.
    @Artinho.edits. 4 місяці тому +1216

    Erectile Dysfunction Is Crazy

    • @wiaf8937
      @wiaf8937 4 місяці тому +34

      make it into erectile diss function, only getttng it up by dishing out the dissing in rap battles. :D

    • @Philobongus
      @Philobongus 4 місяці тому +12

      Pyrosloppy

    • @Artinho.edits.
      @Artinho.edits. 4 місяці тому +5

      @@wiaf8937 that's actually really creative

    • @apugwithkool-aid
      @apugwithkool-aid 4 місяці тому

      pyrocynical i have some questions

    • @wiaf8937
      @wiaf8937 3 місяці тому

      @@Artinho.edits. Thanks.

  • @Shogun..
    @Shogun.. 4 місяці тому +316

    Pyros biggest opp is “😭🙏”
    Bro won’t stop yapping bout it

  • @KingKrouch
    @KingKrouch 4 місяці тому +416

    Leafy looks like he was randomly made in the Oblivion character creator now. The reverse aging guy has eyes like Gwyneth Paltrow.

    • @Leafygreens48
      @Leafygreens48 4 місяці тому +6

      thats mean

    • @cheezandtoast
      @cheezandtoast 4 місяці тому +20

      but accurate

    • @bread8465
      @bread8465 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Leafygreens48of course you'd think so Leafygreens48

  • @xMdb
    @xMdb 4 місяці тому +289

    Original title: Reverse Age TikTok Is Crazy
    Original thumbnail: photo of the Bryson guy in the video

    • @Skinwalker_Gaming96
      @Skinwalker_Gaming96 4 місяці тому +5

      You're a hero, my friend.

    • @betterrask3195
      @betterrask3195 4 місяці тому +2

      🤖

    • @FinPlayz
      @FinPlayz 4 місяці тому +5

      my fave pyro slop comment

    • @copfrown2397
      @copfrown2397 4 місяці тому

      I don’t get it

    • @apugwithkool-aid
      @apugwithkool-aid 4 місяці тому +24

      @@copfrown2397the title/thumbnail often changes a few hours/a day after the vid uploads to reach a wider audience

  • @wafflewarrior0673
    @wafflewarrior0673 4 місяці тому +35

    unironically when pyro posts it honestly makes my day i wont lie

    • @IronHeavy
      @IronHeavy 3 місяці тому +6

      Yeah, makes my day worse

    • @bradainme
      @bradainme 3 місяці тому +1

      😭🙏 ​@@IronHeavy

  • @YodaOnABender
    @YodaOnABender 4 місяці тому +75

    Pyro outlived Leafy in terms of twink death

    • @rexxe001
      @rexxe001 3 місяці тому +1

      Good

    • @ratking413
      @ratking413 3 місяці тому +5

      Something something that one shel silverstein story abt how hate inside makes you ugly on the outside and love inside makes you beautiful on the outside

    • @kingghidorah8106
      @kingghidorah8106 3 місяці тому

      twinks don't have nasolabial folds.

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 4 місяці тому +551

    “Look at any female celebrity out there. Unless they’re Brad Pitt, the wall came for them”
    …Does he know?

    • @Hyper_1989
      @Hyper_1989 4 місяці тому +76

      Pyro transvestigation video coming soon...

    • @KrimsonKattYT
      @KrimsonKattYT 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@Hyper_1989Pyro isn't transphobic lmao.

    • @joane0235
      @joane0235 3 місяці тому +9

      @@KrimsonKattYTit’s a joke bruh

    • @ratking413
      @ratking413 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@KrimsonKattYTpyro transvestigation video implies pyro is the one being scrutinized

  • @uselessb4stard
    @uselessb4stard 4 місяці тому +88

    People always saying "omg you are so boring". I'm not your entertainment, is your life so boring that you have to resort to other peoples lives? I'm happy and am having fun with what I do.

    • @soroushkowsarian3364
      @soroushkowsarian3364 3 місяці тому +35

      Ppl saying others are boring when they don't smoke/drink excessively is like is your life so sad you have to rely on substances to give it flavor?

    • @iluxa-4000
      @iluxa-4000 3 місяці тому +3

      Boring ahh answer

    • @bazookabullet101
      @bazookabullet101 3 місяці тому

      @@iluxa-4000tough

    • @lockerbuddy2039
      @lockerbuddy2039 3 місяці тому

      World of T Shirts is the best example to show that those people don't care. If you don't drink, you're boring. If you do, they call you an idiot and laugh. I know it's a cringe word but it's toxicity to the extreme. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
      Do what you want and do it for your own health. Tiktok kids are morons and their opinions are worthless.

    • @RedstonekPL
      @RedstonekPL 3 місяці тому

      ​@@soroushkowsarian3364yes it is

  • @conlangknow8787
    @conlangknow8787 3 місяці тому +46

    "yes youre young in your twenties shut up" - 4000 year old man collecting dust

  • @cs82271
    @cs82271 4 місяці тому +124

    As a 23yo who's balding worse than a Middle Age Catholic monk, looking young has never been on my mind. Not even supposed to think about that stuff until 30 but fate had other plans for me so why care

    • @skiyegg
      @skiyegg 4 місяці тому +17

      As a 22yo with the same situation, using a solution of minoxidil and topical finasteride was able to stop my hair loss, so this is something you can look into. It only stops further hair loss, it doesn't bring back the old hairline but this is something a hair transplant can do so not everything is lost

    • @stop.me.7395
      @stop.me.7395 3 місяці тому +11

      Forgive me for my ignorance, but there are people balding in their 20s? Where I come from, it's really rare, with it mostly happening to people with certain medical conditions. Hope you're doing well mate.
      I am 22 years old, and I have yet to see people my age in my place balding due to causes other than health issues.

    • @hhjhj393
      @hhjhj393 3 місяці тому

      ​@@stop.me.7395It's pretty common in the USA. i am 30, and I started balding at 18, but then my hairline somehow held on up til now, I think I was 26 or 27 when I started noticing REALLY bad thinning at my temples to where it was going beyond just temples but into my actual hair, that's when I got on finasteride, dutasteride, oral minoxidil, foam minoxidil, basically anything I could get my hands on.
      I am 30 now and my hair is still thinning, but it's still there. It's weird....
      I just notice that over time my hair continues to slowly get thinner in texture and in hair density. I still have hair, but idk.
      I have seen dudes younger than me though completely bald, or with extreme recession.
      Genetics are genetics unfortunately....

    • @cs82271
      @cs82271 3 місяці тому +5

      @stop.me.7395 Yeah, idk honestly. I'm healthy, though I could lose a little weight. I just know on my 22nd birthday, I saw a recording my mom took of me and there it was. Half of the back of my head was gone

    • @som7243
      @som7243 3 місяці тому +3

      Genetics comes for us all, I feel your pain

  • @LaussseTheCat
    @LaussseTheCat 4 місяці тому +119

    "Reverse inflation tiktok is crazy" sounds like a nightmare he'd have.

  • @abdelali9279
    @abdelali9279 4 місяці тому +19

    7:59 "IT'S CALLED A PARASOL!"

    • @samstinks
      @samstinks 4 місяці тому

      It hurt every time he said it

  • @luciengagnon
    @luciengagnon 4 місяці тому +219

    3 days pyro

    • @pspfilms7505
      @pspfilms7505 4 місяці тому +13

      Count your days Pyro

    • @Philobongus
      @Philobongus 4 місяці тому +12

      Better sleep with one eye open pyro

    • @Dutchy4564
      @Dutchy4564 4 місяці тому +8

      Boeing are watching

    • @paclenny
      @paclenny 4 місяці тому +3

      100 souls in 3 days.

    • @pspfilms7505
      @pspfilms7505 4 місяці тому +2

      @@paclenny based reference

  • @istimagyar53
    @istimagyar53 4 місяці тому +22

    Year 2080 still no main channel video.

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 4 місяці тому +64

    “If you don’t know who Brian Johnson is, you’ve definitely seen his videos.”
    > Shows footage from a video I’ve never seen before in my fucking life
    Pyro needs to stop assuming everyone has the same viewing habits that he does. 💀

    • @Skeletron7
      @Skeletron7 4 місяці тому +4

      I immediately thought of AC/DC

    • @ryzikx
      @ryzikx 3 місяці тому

      he's just copying critikal

    • @plolakopa
      @plolakopa 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@TestChamber15why tf u here zhang yong

  • @BorealBlizzard
    @BorealBlizzard 4 місяці тому +7

    I mean to give credit to Bryan Johnson a lot of the things he does to "deage" are research projects he wants to be available to everyone. He's not really hurting anyone, his son agreed to be part of that procedure, he wasn't forced to do it or anything from what I understand.

  • @girthyalf
    @girthyalf 4 місяці тому +27

    What good is it trying to look younger if the guy looks like a character from Phucker In The Ashes anyway

  • @fyruzone
    @fyruzone 3 місяці тому +2

    "his lifestyle is very extreme he doesnt drink he doesnt smoke"
    the extreme part is that this is considered extreme

  • @mimsycookiiess
    @mimsycookiiess 3 місяці тому +4

    18:48 I genuinely feel bad for people who can’t comprehend that there are people out there who just don’t enjoy smoking or drinking 💀

  • @neotuxxedo
    @neotuxxedo 3 місяці тому +16

    See his eyes? They are shallow in a weird way, and he has vampiric vibes. I would not be that surprised if he’s in his mid to late twenties.

    • @blank...798
      @blank...798 3 місяці тому

      Twink Voldemort

    • @bigBlaCkMOnkey2
      @bigBlaCkMOnkey2 3 місяці тому

      in like a sarcastic way or you truly think that hes in his 20s?

  • @xAlnico
    @xAlnico 4 місяці тому +12

    Bearded Pyro was not a possibility I had in my bingo card

  • @97CelticPredator
    @97CelticPredator 4 місяці тому +18

    Bro became Darth Plagueis the wise, he mastered the way of immortality

    • @kajetan9397
      @kajetan9397 3 місяці тому

      He could save others from death, But not himself

  • @jamesbong9371
    @jamesbong9371 4 місяці тому +11

    Pyro really trying to dodge the shadman you know what

    • @protomato6427
      @protomato6427 3 місяці тому

      Shadman is based, zoomers can fuсk off

  • @Livecat-hy6qh
    @Livecat-hy6qh 4 місяці тому +67

    YES SLOP I LOVE SLOP!!!! SLOP ALL OVER ME YES SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOPPY SLOP GIVE ME. MORE SLOPE!!!

    • @legs6626
      @legs6626 4 місяці тому +8

      God I love slopes! INCLINE GANG

    • @TheRealKiRBEY
      @TheRealKiRBEY 3 місяці тому +8

      IF YOU LOVE 15° SLOPES SCREEAMM

    • @dyingscarlet
      @dyingscarlet 3 місяці тому +1

      SLOOP! SLOOPSLOOPSLOOPSLOOPSLOOOOOOOP!

  • @menschman1464
    @menschman1464 4 місяці тому +31

    “The 2009 film Dorian Gray” my mans never read a book

    • @OG_Sneert0130
      @OG_Sneert0130 3 місяці тому +7

      Wow book reader. Vewy smart.

    • @Evanz111
      @Evanz111 3 місяці тому +3

      @@OG_Sneert0130pHonE bAD 😤

    • @FaceBack18
      @FaceBack18 3 місяці тому

      Surprised he didn’t call it Dorian Gay.

    • @leovillant768
      @leovillant768 3 місяці тому

      @@FaceBack18 Lmao

  • @lettuceforlife4827
    @lettuceforlife4827 Місяць тому

    I really love how you handled this topic. Genuinely this is a very well done commentary

  • @Jexxairsoft
    @Jexxairsoft 3 місяці тому +9

    Original title: Tiktok Reverse Aging is crazy

  • @shirotako6249
    @shirotako6249 3 місяці тому +1

    People replying "You must be boring" when they hear you don't drink are the most boring people ever

  • @p24p14
    @p24p14 3 місяці тому +11

    "I don't drink"
    "Well, you're no fun then"
    And this, ladies and gents, is why people have so many substance abuse problems these days

    • @NyaAnimeMangaLuv
      @NyaAnimeMangaLuv 3 місяці тому

      “These days” …I mean, substance abuse has always been a thing. Just look at the 70s & 80s in America at least. Look at when China had an opioid crisis thanks to the British.

  • @Mumskorv10
    @Mumskorv10 4 місяці тому +5

    Insane Yap Session

  • @requiem772
    @requiem772 4 місяці тому +325

    another flop

  • @JonnyBlaze0077
    @JonnyBlaze0077 3 місяці тому +6

    dudes finger joints look like he laid traintracks for decades

  • @FestiveRocket
    @FestiveRocket 3 місяці тому +5

    Previous title was: "Reverse Aging is Crazy"

  • @HD_HerpDerp
    @HD_HerpDerp 3 місяці тому +8

    "Sun umbrella. Sun Umbrella"
    It's called a fucking parasol 😤

  • @preciousgem9127
    @preciousgem9127 3 місяці тому +4

    Bro looks like Voldemort with hair

  • @micy7182
    @micy7182 3 місяці тому +1

    Knew one guy who believed in the 'law of attraction'. My ex. He became a drug addict and abused me for years, both mentally and financially. He completely ruined his relationships with me and his friends, blaming me for many bad things in his life, even though he was the catalyst for those issues. So much for his 'law of attraction'. Now, he's left with no money, no loved ones, and no job. He's destroyed his body and his mental state. He ruined his life.
    You have to put in WORK to achieve the things you want in life. Just 'manifesting' them won't do shit.

  • @aightman2751
    @aightman2751 4 місяці тому +6

    Reverse Age TikTok situation is insane

  • @dragonetafireball
    @dragonetafireball 3 місяці тому +2

    People forget we have no garuntees the painting would prevent the user from dying of old age. Dorian dying when the paining self became his real self wasn’t because he was super old (he was in his 30s or 40s) it was because he’d been doing a bunch of irresponsible things that ruin your health you in large quantities.

  • @bertram5703
    @bertram5703 4 місяці тому +5

    Pyro grocery haul when?

  • @MzCatieShorts
    @MzCatieShorts 3 місяці тому +1

    Pyro's gonna look handsome AF once puberty hits ngl

  • @legopuppygamer
    @legopuppygamer 4 місяці тому +14

    Young people using anti aging products is CRAZY

  • @Pepper-sg5rc
    @Pepper-sg5rc 4 місяці тому +1

    I have chronic pain and have recently forced myself to go on a lil walk outdoors every day. And sometimes I really hate making myself do it. But I’m always glad I did. Helps the body remember it’s a human on earth and not a moth to a screen. Helps loosen up the muscles. Ugh I hate it but it works

  • @strictlydonotcare2421
    @strictlydonotcare2421 3 місяці тому +5

    Oscar Wilde spinning in his grave like a propeller for that “Dorian Gray is a 2009 movie”

  • @shelfstable6138
    @shelfstable6138 3 місяці тому +1

    If you want to look young as a guy.
    1. Shave.
    2. Skin care
    3. Exercise ( especially cardio)
    4. Sunscreen (Sun is dangerous)
    5. Eating a variety of whole foods
    6. Little to no drugs ( smoking/ drinking ages you like crazy)
    7. Drink mainly water ( coffee and tea is ok, but energy drinks puts stress on the body)
    8. Sleep 8-9 hours
    9. Collagen and fish oil ( this is especially good the older you get)
    Let me know if I missed anything

  • @film57r7
    @film57r7 4 місяці тому +3

    Littery just finished watching ordinary things “how to live forever” what a timeing

  • @mateocaka4788
    @mateocaka4788 3 місяці тому

    I love how immortality is described so good fromsoftware when it turns to something so bad and corrupted

  • @levzarechny8941
    @levzarechny8941 4 місяці тому +5

    Thumbnail hair still better than Pyro's hair

    • @RaxSpooks-119
      @RaxSpooks-119 3 місяці тому

      Hi what the acctual fuck is wrong with you.

  • @razzledazzle.
    @razzledazzle. 3 місяці тому +2

    the biggest scam yet is the title of this video

  • @ya_boi_is_sussy8082
    @ya_boi_is_sussy8082 4 місяці тому +3

    These videos are so needlessly long, i watch them in 1.5x speed

  • @lastoflancas
    @lastoflancas 4 місяці тому

    20:40 - Ah, dang. Was looking forward to that, but sure. Fair enough.

  • @mogaming163
    @mogaming163 4 місяці тому +4

    Reverse Aging = malnutrition, just a little tip for you guys

  • @RedFeint
    @RedFeint 3 місяці тому +2

    Second title: Reverse Aging Is A Scam
    New title: Biggest Scam Yet

  • @beo3828
    @beo3828 3 місяці тому +3

    Bro looks like one of those Pinkmin sprouts.

  • @Zip_Pep
    @Zip_Pep 4 місяці тому +1

    the most wholesome daily slop video ever

  • @PospaniKosac
    @PospaniKosac 4 місяці тому +12

    Hey Pyro! Im certain youre aware of the Kris Tyson and Shadman situation. From that drama a list of influencers who have or had contacts with highly controversial Shadman has surfaced. Among these people are Belle Delphine, the late Twomad, Ricky Berwick etc. But the one who realy stood out to me was a TBH podcast member Dolan Dark. I hope you take a deeper look into this since hes one of the people u work with.

    • @trashpanda623
      @trashpanda623 4 місяці тому +2

      Stfu and eat your slop like the rest of us. Be grateful for the slop given and stop asking for good slop!

    • @PospaniKosac
      @PospaniKosac 3 місяці тому

      For anyone who sees this comment pls like it or respond to it so we can get it closer to pyro. Thank you!

    • @ratking413
      @ratking413 3 місяці тому +3

      I mean idk if you remember but early 2010s shadman was more like le funny pron guy and was for the longest time. Its only once he made that one comic with someones irl underage daughter (i think keemstars???? Or some politician) that people actually started distancing themselves. I dont remember when that was though, maybe around 2017? So it matters more like, exactly when these people talked to him and what about imo

    • @PospaniKosac
      @PospaniKosac 3 місяці тому

      ​@@ratking413thanks for the info

  • @bird-e3693
    @bird-e3693 3 місяці тому +1

    As a member of the 7.2% of the pyro slop audience, I really appreciate the thoughtfulness of adding a twighlight reference 😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @jamroche
    @jamroche 4 місяці тому +20

    Damn, Can't we just accept that aging is a natural part of life 💀

    • @FaceBack18
      @FaceBack18 3 місяці тому +4

      WHERE THAT DAMN VIRGIN BLOOD?!

  • @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS
    @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS 3 місяці тому +1

    Another great video pyrocynical 🙏😭
    Thank you Niall

  • @FINOLINI
    @FINOLINI 4 місяці тому +3

    ava chris tyson situation is crazy

    • @FaceBack18
      @FaceBack18 3 місяці тому +2

      Nah, it's "MrBeast is Finished".

  • @tornadoawe
    @tornadoawe 3 місяці тому +1

    Bro saying "Sun Umbrella" instead of "Parasol" to pad an extra syllable each time is insane.

  • @LunarPurin
    @LunarPurin 4 місяці тому +10

    I use sun umbrellas, I'm allergic to most sunscreens I find, and I'm also the whitest person alive, so if I'm out for a long time and the sun's out, I'll bring this clunky ass black umbrella with me. Accidentally nut tapped someone in a Poundland queue with it once, he was a good sport about it though.

  • @scezich6126
    @scezich6126 4 місяці тому +1

    4:04
    😭
    🙏
    You made me feel old when I do this.

  • @changingpeopleslivesmoon2993
    @changingpeopleslivesmoon2993 4 місяці тому +9

    Bro looks14 and acts like a npc

    • @nicknevco215
      @nicknevco215 4 місяці тому +2

      Maybe a light breeze will blow

  • @Scrimblescromble
    @Scrimblescromble 3 місяці тому +1

    “Sun umbrella”
    A PARASOL PYRO, A PARASOL

  • @stopmotionguy3997
    @stopmotionguy3997 4 місяці тому +8

    Wow pyro your just contributing to the fact not enough creators have talked about the Kris Tyson situation I’m not surprised

  • @dreadyneoony4304
    @dreadyneoony4304 3 місяці тому

    Thank you Pyro editor(s) for always including recently Sonic Unleashed OST in the background.
    I hope Pyro pays you really well, as well as he pays like $1000 for a fat furry

  • @xxzozanxx6661
    @xxzozanxx6661 4 місяці тому +5

    . PYRO'S
    BIZARRE SLOP
    DOWNWARD SPIRAL

    • @Dutchy4564
      @Dutchy4564 4 місяці тому

      We love pyro's slop
      Slopping all over us all
      Inflating us all

  • @ShadwRavn
    @ShadwRavn 4 місяці тому +1

    Ordinary Things has a new video talking about anti again, it was very interesting to learn about it

    • @LastBast
      @LastBast 3 місяці тому

      I personally loved rhe video. I watxhed from when he was talking about shopping malls from his office to going around interviewing people and even talking to the man himself! Love his content hope he grows more

  • @felixbergman2624
    @felixbergman2624 3 місяці тому +3

    bro how many ads can u put in one video :(

  • @2909dk
    @2909dk 4 місяці тому +2

    Brian johnson is the only one that is valid, he posts all stats, most measured human, and he is very down to earth about it.

  • @Rubycathyu
    @Rubycathyu 4 місяці тому +5

    Does anyone know where this photograph of Leafy was posted? (0:08 Timestamp)

    • @angeline9087
      @angeline9087 3 місяці тому +1

      most likely twitter or reddit probably

    • @Rubycathyu
      @Rubycathyu 3 місяці тому

      @@angeline9087 Thank you!

  • @TK-5311
    @TK-5311 3 місяці тому

    i didn't expect a pyro video to help me today, thank you. even though you didn't start the research you brought it to a wider audience and i thank you for that

  • @CarpFishingYoda
    @CarpFishingYoda 4 місяці тому +3

    5k views in 10 mins… the falloff is crazy

  • @FearTheDeep
    @FearTheDeep 4 місяці тому +1

    I have been sleeping 3-6 hours for the past 2 years, and I can tell you he's right.
    Instead of looking 2 years older, I look 10 years older. Also feel terrible all the time.

  • @gmord8694
    @gmord8694 4 місяці тому +8

    Pyro - are you going to do a video about Ava / kris?

    • @Dragonsoul1001
      @Dragonsoul1001 4 місяці тому +3

      Did you watch till the end of the video?

    • @broidkanymore-zc4lt
      @broidkanymore-zc4lt 4 місяці тому +5

      @@Dragonsoul1001 no cuz theres no subway surfers gameplay beside him

    • @gmord8694
      @gmord8694 3 місяці тому

      I didn’t watch any of this video as the topic (the recent slop) didn’t interest me. I only left a comment on the most recent video at the time as it seemed strange for pyro to not do a reaction video to the drama surrounding the biggest UA-cam channel. Thanks for pointing out to the ending though. With more news coming out, i would assume pyro would do a video as mr beast could potentially be implicated as well

    • @Dragonsoul1001
      @Dragonsoul1001 3 місяці тому +1

      @gmord8694 eh, fair enough. I have commented myself, saying that as someone who doesn't watch other "slop" channels, I would like to hear his views on it and hear all the details compiled together. Since I've heard both sides of the spectrum (trans and anti-trans crowds) so I'm not sure who to believe. But yeah, I understand why he's also not made a video

  • @kyih7
    @kyih7 3 місяці тому

    i love that pyro's reference for dorian grey is the 2008 movie and not the oscar wild story that the movie is based on lmao truly a cultured king

  • @meh9634
    @meh9634 4 місяці тому +3

    hmmm someone been watching ordinary things 😉

  • @WinSweep
    @WinSweep 4 місяці тому +2

    pyro every time he gets a hair cut:

  • @besii24
    @besii24 3 місяці тому +3

    Kris Tyson

  • @amejade
    @amejade 3 місяці тому

    Dude I love Pyro’s editor using Sonic music all time time my autism is fuelled so much

  • @Kristoph-69-69
    @Kristoph-69-69 4 місяці тому +5

    35 my ass he's 16

    • @nicholas8449
      @nicholas8449 3 місяці тому +1

      What? He made a video 10yrs ago

    • @AdrianOkay
      @AdrianOkay 3 місяці тому

      he didn't unlock any de aging breakthrough, he just has a growth hormone deficiency, you can't stop your puberty by putting sunscreen and not drinking alcohol

  • @shroomer8294
    @shroomer8294 3 місяці тому

    "The secret" "the law of attraction" "manifestation" or whatever you wanna call it is a lot more dangerous than it might seem at first. It starts of with "oh I want this thing, manifesting will help me get this thing" and always ends up as "oh bad thing randomly happened to me, that must be my fault because I had a wrong thought."
    It doesn't work and it always leads to a spiral of "manifesting" thoughts that make you miserable and as a result only "manifesting" more misary.

  • @elsleazo9592
    @elsleazo9592 4 місяці тому +11

    still no skibidi movie video

  • @BasedSallad
    @BasedSallad 3 місяці тому

    Thank you Pyro, this really inspired me to start running again. I realized that if you can do it and you're actively doing it then honestly, wtf am I doing? It's not a big hurdle to overcome if that's the case

  • @tikimillie
    @tikimillie 4 місяці тому +33

    As someone who cqnt stand the taste of alcohol and is confused and bewildered why anyone would want to willingly get drunk, i feel like, if you need to be drunk to have fun, to be fun, then you’re probably a pretty boring person.

    • @Bextie
      @Bextie 4 місяці тому +13

      or anxious as fuck all of the time and they need something to take the edge off

    • @gitarooman2995
      @gitarooman2995 4 місяці тому +7

      Get off your pedestal. Not everyone who drinks is an alcoholic.

    • @AShatteredDragonsSpirit
      @AShatteredDragonsSpirit 4 місяці тому

      @@gitarooman2995 That's literally not what OP said, shut the fuck up.

    • @zpxckirl
      @zpxckirl 4 місяці тому +3

      @@gitarooman2995nah that’s craaaazy. Where in their comment did they even say anything about alcoholism?? Am I missing something?

  • @koray_483
    @koray_483 4 місяці тому +1

    thank you for the female example pyro, I was completely lost beforehand

  • @oatstraw
    @oatstraw 4 місяці тому +16

    This guy gonna talk about the mr beast diddler situation?

    • @Dragonsoul1001
      @Dragonsoul1001 4 місяці тому +2

      Did you watch the end of the video🤡.

    • @naterdawgg
      @naterdawgg 4 місяці тому +1

      20:35

    • @oatstraw
      @oatstraw 3 місяці тому

      @@naterdawgg thanks

  • @GueteBueb
    @GueteBueb 3 місяці тому

    Omg this video is so mich better than any of the drama bullshit, please make more of these.

  • @violetWinter54
    @violetWinter54 4 місяці тому +4

    this 14 year old claiming to be 36 is such a good bit, finally real comedy

    • @fjskfkskfkdkd8790
      @fjskfkskfkdkd8790 3 місяці тому

      Check his channel, he has videos from 10 years ago... did he do them when he was 4?

  • @Prof.Hummbug
    @Prof.Hummbug 3 місяці тому

    If you haven't already pyro, you really gotta watch Ordinary Things documentary video on the anti aging movement. Really excellent stuff.

  • @shoebill9641
    @shoebill9641 4 місяці тому +3

    why no talk about kris

    • @glovemiester
      @glovemiester 4 місяці тому +4

      watch the end of the video

    • @shoebill9641
      @shoebill9641 3 місяці тому +2

      @@glovemiester pyrocynical videos are a hard watch

  • @8AAFFF
    @8AAFFF 3 місяці тому

    500 years after hes gonna die archeologists will think that they found mexican aliens again 💀

  • @gamengined
    @gamengined 3 місяці тому +3

    as a woman and on behalf of the woman pyro subscribers we will all die if you dont stop posting slop thats way too sloppy

  • @Nava6
    @Nava6 4 місяці тому +1

    Original thumnail is a picture of Brandon Miles May, and the original title was "Reverse Age TikTok Is Crazy"