I gotta point out that the original form of jazz was jasm, which derives from the word jism...which is another word for jizz. IT'S JIZZ ALL THE WAY DOWN, PEOPLE.
Same with rock music - “the rock and roll” was a euphemism for doing the dirty. Amazing how two of the most influential music genres of the 20th century were basically named “sex music.”
Not that I dont love titanfall 2 and titanfall 2 talk, but I find it hilarious the title doesn't come into play until nearly 18 minutes in the 24 minute clip
fun fact Jazz music (not to be confused with smooth jazz) use to be called jizz music and was used for sex before the name change. enjoy the rest of your day.
My first exposure to Titanfall 2 was through SBFP, and _Effect and Cause_ was what sold me on that game. Even though I know how they managed the time travel gameplay, it's still really impressive to see, and very well executed.
on the topic of dead games, I stuck my old orange box disc for the 360 into my xbone, intending to play half life, and I decided to just look in at the old vanilla tf2 version it has. I found a match.
That creampie analogy that Woolie made reminds me of that time on the Donkey Kong Country 90s show when DK with his beautiful voice sings a song that goes: _"I'll shower you in coconut creampie"_
I was someone that was there since launch on both Titanfall games. Best feelings shooters I've ever played in my life. I missed it so much when it "died." I also can't play Apex because I hate it out of principle for Titanfall 3. And seeing how much you guys still agree it's amazing, it's good to know I'm not crazy.
Last of Us has the best multiplayer with its fusion of action, stealth, and survival (when I showed to a friend, he dedicated his playstyle to stealth shanking.) I love it so much despite never playing anything competitive other than splatoon, it was so well made that when Last of Us 2 announced no multiplayer, I noped out of it for that reason alone (I don't know what everyone's beef is with the story, ill check that out and find out myself someday)
I've definitely encountered some GODLIKE pilots who are more keen on zipping around the map and clipping people on-foot than wanting to be in a slow titan. They legitimately just let their auto-titan soak up shots and pull other players in like magnets for free titan meter/points and then pick them off.
Oh I love doing that. Calling in a scorch as a distraction and then krabering all the people using anti titan weapons is so nice Really fast way to find out who uses quick swap and who doesn't lol
Gotta remember that those "From a Certain Point of View" short story collections have a very loose relationship with canon. So Jizz music is almost certainly still around.
Man I don’t get the complete hate for dead space multiplayer, it was really fun and first couple matches I had were as scary as the main game. The thing I understand was there was a lot of stalemates, I’ve had a good amount of matches where neither team could make progress. It was so dope to play as a necro and playing humans was just as fun. Where did all the hate come from to the multiplayer?
apex would be sick if you had to capture titan parts to be able to call it down. it would give more conflict points than the "high loot area" and the circle
Speaking of a Titan fall battle royal, what could it do to set it apart from all the others? Other than the mechs, maybe they could have the mechs function as a sort of "musical chairs" type mechanic, where a player must be in one by "x time" any who aren't are disqualified. That could throw off the whole balance of Titan v pilot tho.
15:14 eh I’d argue the game more so goes “Yo. Big Boss, though”. And that’s part of its problem. Maybe 4 would’ve been better if it did go Yo THE Boss though.
Maybe Woolie wasn't thinking too hard about it but ye, MGS after 3 goes stupid with the concept of the Boss , "WHAT DID SHE MEAN??" said all the characters and then Zero created "Big Brother with guns " because that was clearly what she wanted.
It's been so long since I've enjoyed a single Star Wars related thing that losing out on Jizz is honestly the last straw. I am officially no longer a Star Wars fan because of this. I have forsaken you, George Lucas
Real talk TF2 is the cool older brother that is under appreciated compared to its try hard little brother Apex Legends who tries to copy its older brothers work but doesn’t get it right but for some reason everyone forgets the older brother’s work.
Wait the Dick Vein supporters were right wing people? Wasn't like that in Ohio The retaining of Snickers traditional Dick Vein had unanimous bipartisan support.
Titanfall. The creation of the remnants of Infinite Ward. The last great FPS makers. EA fuckedthat game into the ground. Put it up against so many hard hitters TWICE. Their will never be a multiplayer like it again. Sure I know there other movement shooters. But this is that Guy this is the one that literally tricked the entire world thinks Cod would feel great with this. This game single handly like Fortnight changed the industry to a trend ridy pit of greed. Love Titanfall tho. Wouldnt have nearly as many moment oriented shooters we do now. Apex is more Overwatchy outright. Having wall running wouldn't change much if handled well. They even have some event with wall running. But it feels cheap and bad natured like they know they can but won't. From a Skill ceiling side Apex has none. You will find various level of skill. Some know movement better than other some have the recoil patterns flashcards made. Some play ring, some guard ring. There so much to be good at it's never about being good at them all. That's why they won't put it in the game because it WILL break thise movement skill players. IT WILLL destroy the game in its Current state. However you would open the fucking flood gates for every single TF player. It's confusing why they can't see that man.
Jizzle me this Batman? My wood is hard, long, white, and sticky, what am I? *Ugh... I dont like where this is going Jizzler.* A Birch Tree, Batman, get your mind out the gutter.
I'm really glad it's back but i'm not about to say thank you to the devs for abandoning the game for years and years to shill their dumb battle royale. but i've missed the Lstar. a lot.
yknow when I heard this in the podcast itself I thought they were saying it was called Jacks which could still be funny (bro he's Jacking!!!!) but Jatz???? that's fucking lame as hell
Woolie and Pat deserve cameos in the next _Tokyo Drift_ film for just how hard this conversation swerved.
Suddenly cum is never a surprise.
the obvious move here is for all of us to immediately start calling baby batter "jatz"
Disney's a bunch of friggin’ jatz-offs…
I Jatzed so hard my ceiling looks like a Jackson Pollock painting under a blacklight
Firing hot jets of jatz
"Here comes the Jatz, babe!"
I gotta point out that the original form of jazz was jasm, which derives from the word jism...which is another word for jizz. IT'S JIZZ ALL THE WAY DOWN, PEOPLE.
Jizz is the glue that holds our society together!
Nice fun facts!
We are jizz and to jizz we shall return.
@@mp7950"made men by the jizz, undone by the jizz. Fear the old jizz!"
Same with rock music - “the rock and roll” was a euphemism for doing the dirty. Amazing how two of the most influential music genres of the 20th century were basically named “sex music.”
Not that I dont love titanfall 2 and titanfall 2 talk, but I find it hilarious the title doesn't come into play until nearly 18 minutes in the 24 minute clip
Welcome to the woolie hole
@@trenchcoatjoe1891 😳
Woolie mastering the clickbait meta. Promise Jizz, spends 80% of the video maturating to TF2.
that's how it works, you only get the jizz at the end
god fucking team fortress titanfall
@@god47398 I read this as Team Fortress 2 as well
THEY TOOK OUR JIZZ >:(
GIVE US OUR JIZZ BACK
Mwahahahah...never...
@@carlosfred8673OH NO! IT'S THE JIZZLER!
thanks trans kirbynetta
King jizzerd
And the lizzerd wizard
It wouldn't be a castle superbeast clip if the first 14+ minutes of the video weren't entirely unrelated to the title.
Also, the Long Man adds from Japan and the storyline through those commercials is also amazing.
Where my Jizzers in the comments?
Right here dawg!!! 🙌🏽
We here boyyyy
Right there with you brother. I'm a well versed Jizz Connoisseur. You won't find anyone else there as nuts or spunky for Jizz as I am.
Jizzer until I die!
I’m more of a jizzist.
I LOVE JIZZ! ❤ JIZZ FOREVER 🎶
Enough with all this Titanfall talk. GET TO THE JIZZ.
Nah man, the Titanfall revival deserves celebration
@@ratking1608damn right!!!
@@ratking1608F' it I think Titanfall 2 is either installed or going to be installed today
Patience, man. A quick jizz ain't satisfying to anyone.
When are we gonna get to the jizz factory *cries in milhouse*
now it's called Urectum
17:30 for Jatz talk
fun fact Jazz music (not to be confused with smooth jazz) use to be called jizz music and was used for sex before the name change. enjoy the rest of your day.
So like did they pre in the trumpet or what?
@@krodmandoon3479If you look at classic photos of jazz solos and check out the faces of the audience it's clear who's really jazzing in that moment
@@krodmandoon3479
Y'know that little valve in the brass instruments they call the "spit valve"? Yeah.
My first exposure to Titanfall 2 was through SBFP, and _Effect and Cause_ was what sold me on that game.
Even though I know how they managed the time travel gameplay, it's still really impressive to see, and very well executed.
on the topic of dead games, I stuck my old orange box disc for the 360 into my xbone, intending to play half life, and I decided to just look in at the old vanilla tf2 version it has. I found a match.
That creampie analogy that Woolie made reminds me of that time on the Donkey Kong Country 90s show when DK with his beautiful voice sings a song that goes: _"I'll shower you in coconut creampie"_
"The thing that bothered me the most about jizz music..." is certainly one way to start a sentence.
The primal urge to eject from a combat mech and run at the man in front of you with your knife out, screaming until your throat bleeds.
this was very minimally about jatz
I remember this one time Me and this one guy from Chile where the only people in the world playing Quake Wars enemy territory.
Armored Core and Titanfall need to have a baby
And a sequel!!!!
Imagine trying to fight Balteus in a Titan
@@Shadest I mean a titans basically a Mass production suit
They did, take your pick from Daemon×Machina or Metal Wolf Chaos.
With Gundam’s Mobile suits as they are the most iconic mecha in any medium.
I LOVE JIZZ
I was someone that was there since launch on both Titanfall games. Best feelings shooters I've ever played in my life. I missed it so much when it "died." I also can't play Apex because I hate it out of principle for Titanfall 3. And seeing how much you guys still agree it's amazing, it's good to know I'm not crazy.
Last of Us has the best multiplayer with its fusion of action, stealth, and survival (when I showed to a friend, he dedicated his playstyle to stealth shanking.) I love it so much despite never playing anything competitive other than splatoon, it was so well made that when Last of Us 2 announced no multiplayer, I noped out of it for that reason alone (I don't know what everyone's beef is with the story, ill check that out and find out myself someday)
i'm so tired of hearing about the last of us.
the multiplayer was just the uncharted multiplayer with all the colour and charm desaturated from it.
The Millenium Falcon. What the fuck is a falcon? Who in the Star Wars universe has seen a falcon before?
"we'd be sitting ducks" -obi-wan kenobi
@LieseFury
"I hate sand"
-Anakin Skywalker
all this means is that as a collective we need to turn "Jatz" into a synonym for semen.
I hope this is the tipping point that turns ppl against the Disney canon
i'm pretty sure that the tipping point was the last three movies being irredeemably bad.
I've definitely encountered some GODLIKE pilots who are more keen on zipping around the map and clipping people on-foot than wanting to be in a slow titan. They legitimately just let their auto-titan soak up shots and pull other players in like magnets for free titan meter/points and then pick them off.
Oh I love doing that. Calling in a scorch as a distraction and then krabering all the people using anti titan weapons is so nice
Really fast way to find out who uses quick swap and who doesn't lol
Gotta remember that those "From a Certain Point of View" short story collections have a very loose relationship with canon. So Jizz music is almost certainly still around.
17:15
Man I don’t get the complete hate for dead space multiplayer, it was really fun and first couple matches I had were as scary as the main game. The thing I understand was there was a lot of stalemates, I’ve had a good amount of matches where neither team could make progress. It was so dope to play as a necro and playing humans was just as fun. Where did all the hate come from to the multiplayer?
The person at the top of that leader board is a Jedi lol.
Titanfall is the Jizz to Apex's Jatz
Just gonna eat my Pot Noodle and jatz off...
While having a Country Cream Pie and a wank, all while watching the BBC
apex would be sick if you had to capture titan parts to be able to call it down.
it would give more conflict points than the "high loot area" and the circle
Seems like "jizz" and "jatz" both existed in Star Wars and they're using the latter rather than renaming it.
djizz djarin
I can’t believe we’re talking about how Titanfall 2 is unironically probably the best FPS game ever made, at the tail end of 2023 😂😂 Amazing.
7:38 lololol
A Jedi 😂
Does this mean that Star Wars had something to do with that meme about penis music that was popular for a little while?
i remember listening to an ijnterview with gil scott heron where he said that "jazz" originally came from "jism" :o
Yknow what since it seems like Titanfall is back, I'm gonna try it. These two have been gassing it up a whole lot over the years, so I'm curious.
have fun, the Lstar is one of the coolest guns in anything ever and i don't know why
... man I could go for a Snickers right now
Was wondering how we got to that title, was not disappointed.
Speaking of a Titan fall battle royal, what could it do to set it apart from all the others? Other than the mechs, maybe they could have the mechs function as a sort of "musical chairs" type mechanic, where a player must be in one by "x time" any who aren't are disqualified. That could throw off the whole balance of Titan v pilot tho.
I'm the "hey bioshock 2 mp was cool!"
oh i'm about to jatz
16:50 For what the title is about.
I wonder how in Woolie would be on Apex if it played exactly the same but you could get in a big robot, he'd probably never stop talking about it
That's just Titanfall with extra dudes, only things missing are Evac and respawns.
@@sdmblack1But he keeps talking about the movement and shit but I just KNOW he's like "man where are the robots" cuz that's the shit he loves
15:14 eh I’d argue the game more so goes “Yo. Big Boss, though”. And that’s part of its problem. Maybe 4 would’ve been better if it did go Yo THE Boss though.
Maybe Woolie wasn't thinking too hard about it but ye, MGS after 3 goes stupid with the concept of the Boss , "WHAT DID SHE MEAN??" said all the characters and then Zero created "Big Brother with guns " because that was clearly what she wanted.
It's crazy, I've been playing Titanfall 2 as well. I have no idea how this has happened.
There's a bunch of games from the recent past that make me always think "Wow these Battlepass games suck" and now they're reviving some of them
Woolie talking about titanfall being less than $10 meanwhile it is still $30 on steam.
It was 4 dollars last week, I know because I bought it.
It was also given away on PS+
@@OrbObservermy local GameStop was closing down and I got it for 99 cents since I still have my GameStop pro card from years back lol
PC master racists taking L's like usual
Just wait till the holidays you'll see how low it can go
It's been so long since I've enjoyed a single Star Wars related thing that losing out on Jizz is honestly the last straw. I am officially no longer a Star Wars fan because of this. I have forsaken you, George Lucas
It's not even George's fault; it's Disney's fault.
Doom 2016 multiplayer was cool
Any updates on the AC6 lets play?
Real talk TF2 is the cool older brother that is under appreciated compared to its try hard little brother Apex Legends who tries to copy its older brothers work but doesn’t get it right but for some reason everyone forgets the older brother’s work.
Que times are weird af my longest match que time was in league which was like 42 mins with 12 remakes/dodges lol
Creampies ain't much, but they're honest work.
Wait the Dick Vein supporters were right wing people?
Wasn't like that in Ohio
The retaining of Snickers traditional Dick Vein had unanimous bipartisan support.
The most I remember from "right wing people" were shitposts about it
you will surely get the titanfall 3
Titanfall. The creation of the remnants of Infinite Ward. The last great FPS makers. EA fuckedthat game into the ground. Put it up against so many hard hitters TWICE. Their will never be a multiplayer like it again. Sure I know there other movement shooters. But this is that Guy this is the one that literally tricked the entire world thinks Cod would feel great with this. This game single handly like Fortnight changed the industry to a trend ridy pit of greed. Love Titanfall tho. Wouldnt have nearly as many moment oriented shooters we do now.
Apex is more Overwatchy outright. Having wall running wouldn't change much if handled well. They even have some event with wall running. But it feels cheap and bad natured like they know they can but won't. From a Skill ceiling side Apex has none. You will find various level of skill. Some know movement better than other some have the recoil patterns flashcards made. Some play ring, some guard ring. There so much to be good at it's never about being good at them all. That's why they won't put it in the game because it WILL break thise movement skill players. IT WILLL destroy the game in its Current state. However you would open the fucking flood gates for every single TF player. It's confusing why they can't see that man.
So did the bots finally stop ddossing it? Still not gonna buy it, just curious
That's wrong though. Jizz and Jatz are separate music genres. Jizz didn't disappear, it still exists; it's just, now there's Jatz too.
Jizzle me this Batman?
My wood is hard, long, white, and sticky, what am I?
*Ugh... I dont like where this is going Jizzler.*
A Birch Tree, Batman, get your mind out the gutter.
I'll play Titanfall over Apex anyday.
I'm really glad it's back but i'm not about to say thank you to the devs for abandoning the game for years and years to shill their dumb battle royale.
but i've missed the Lstar.
a lot.
yknow
when I heard this in the podcast itself I thought they were saying it was called Jacks
which could still be funny (bro he's Jacking!!!!)
but Jatz???? that's fucking lame as hell
Like.