Whitney you literally saved my life. I had Manic depression w out proper meds at the time. I googled you and deep belly laughed throughout every hysterical performance .. catapulted me to doc/proper meds and watch your brilliant humor and belly laugh for hours. Thanks for literally saving my life in a funnest way possible!
I don’t think even Tyson could punch this up into an intelligible bit….wtf why do these keep showing up. Her physical comedy tho, civilians wouldn’t get it.
The original gold digger story is Cinderella, well kind of, I think she wanted to marry the prince to escape her abusive home, not necessarily because the prince was rich. Either way, it could be interpreted as a gold digger story. The original Cinderella story was the Sumerian myth of the love and war goddess Inanna, who hung on a hook for 3 days and was resurrected, making her story very similar to Jesus. Inanna was closely linked with prostitution, and her resurrection makes her similar to a zombie. So gold diggers, Cinderella, zombies, prostitutes, and Jesus. Cinderella was also "crucified" like Inanna and Jesus, when she was locked inside a tower, the tower being the equivalent of Inanna's hook and Jesus's cross. The story of Adam and Eve is also about Eve as a gold digger, the forbidden fruit that she ate being a metaphor for gold, treasure, knowledge, enlightenment, etc. In Greek mythology, Jason was literally a gold digger when he obtained the golden fleece. In Norse mythology, Sigurd (i.e. basically the Norse version of the Greek Heracles/Roman Hercules) obtains a golden ring from the dragon Fafnir, and this is the story that influenced Lord of the Rings with Frodo's ring of power. So basically Sigurd and Frodo are both gold diggers like Jason. So yes, gold digger stories have been around for thousands of years. The story of Eve and the forbidden fruit can be interpreted differently, i.e. Eve was greedy for gold, or she simply wanted gold and money which could buy her happiness. Some people say money can't buy happiness though, which is obviously false, since money can buy you products and items that make you happy, such as food, drugs, and even sex in the case of prostitution.
I am proud to present my exciting new wristwatch recommendation for Whitney: CARTIER Tank Louis, small size, rose gold & leather, quartz movement. ~$10K Sophisticated, sexy, elegant, understated. French. The ultimate ladies' fashion watch?! The Cartier Tank is the most iconic and timeless design from the French jeweler Cartier. Worn by iconic iconoclasts, artists, snooty rich ppl on the East coast and The Beatles. Princess Diana, Andy Warhol (LBGT), Mohammed Ali - Jackie O's Cartier Tank was recently purchased at auction by Kim Kardashian. A small feminine gold watch on a leather strap; roman numerals, art deco design. Blued hands, sapphire crown. The design detail of an artist jeweler's eye - not some stupid Rolex dive watch for tooling around underneath the ocean. "Tank" refers to the shape of the case - rectangular, as a tank seen from above (Louis Cartier's WWI design inspo). "Louis" is the model: the original Tank design by Louis Cartier. Many Cartier watches are available with quartz movements for carefree, durable and reliable precision accuracy - no awkward fumbling to wind it or reset the time after a weekend in the nightstand. This is a very timeless classic design of proven pedigree respected by watch collectors. it can be a great family heirloom with deep personal attachments. But it's not so expensive you have to poop your pants worrying about it. If you want, you can get one with diamonds on it! (since Cartier is a fine jeweler) and you'll look like a princess instead of an idiot wearing an iced out rolex. You can wear it with a tee shirt & garfield slippers ,or in fancy clothes (assuming you have fancy clothes), making any outfit that much more chic and stylish. Restrained and understated, it effortlessly compliments any ensemble without overpowering the whole room like some stupid giant multicolor Rolex. Its fine quality and refined design will have folks leaning in to "look closer". Suffice to say, I have picked the perfect watch for Whitney.
Came here after the Jeffrey Dahmer Netflix series for a mind palate cleanser. And here goes Whitney mentioning the name Jeffrey. @3:33 And everything she said about the name is absolutely correct 💀
i have seen few of your stand ups and interviews about sex and men, and i think that you are wrong sometimes, you have upper hand with a lot of things, good looking and money but does not mean that you are right
Whitney you literally saved my life. I had Manic depression w out proper meds at the time. I googled you and deep belly laughed throughout every hysterical performance .. catapulted me to doc/proper meds and watch your brilliant humor and belly laugh for hours. Thanks for literally saving my life in a funnest way possible!
What your tummy bounce?
Whitney, we love you 🔥🔥🔥
Subtitles are COMPLETELY unnecessary.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Hey y’all!
WTF Whitney - a trash bag?!?! Really?!?! Funny asf 😆😆😆
and that's how I got tatanus 😂😂😂
I have a big scoop for you about
Ralph Smart a friend of Teal Swan
Wait… My full name is Jeffrey…. but please call me Jeff. Hell, I might even let you call me late for supper.
She's funny and gorgeous ✔️✔️
Have a cousin named Jeff who goes by Jeffrey. Like sorry dude but I changed your diapers, I'll call you Jeff and even Jeffie if you deserve it
You whittney are not attacking me but many women are.
Smart, funny, hot.
❤️ On 4 her
I don’t know why I haven’t seen or heard you before, but I’m super impressed!!! A gorgeous, hilarious boss bitch!? Yes ma’am! I’m in! Great work ❤
Xvids for a Whitney lookalike here
were you wanting to get some notes for how to punch this up a little bit?
I don’t think even Tyson could punch this up into an intelligible bit….wtf why do these keep showing up. Her physical comedy tho, civilians wouldn’t get it.
Oh, how many specials have you had on Netflix?
@@UCASwh8SjooBaVBz7J1UQA what exactly are you trying to say, GRACE?? you know I've had just about enough of your cryptic little chides !
Were you looking for attention or did you actually expect someone to care what you think?
such a beautiful girl 😍 and really 90% consists of her mouth😂😂
12 lanes? So you tied up traffic on Roosevelt Boulevard in Philly for a trash bag?
I've never dated a woman for her money , infact I am thrilled that she has her own so she won't want mine
Just glue the toilet seat down already
No
Looking for something different? The Swiss Joe Rogan!! The self-critical and female-friendly macho. Check me out!!!
The original gold digger story is Cinderella, well kind of, I think she wanted to marry the prince to escape her abusive home, not necessarily because the prince was rich. Either way, it could be interpreted as a gold digger story. The original Cinderella story was the Sumerian myth of the love and war goddess Inanna, who hung on a hook for 3 days and was resurrected, making her story very similar to Jesus. Inanna was closely linked with prostitution, and her resurrection makes her similar to a zombie. So gold diggers, Cinderella, zombies, prostitutes, and Jesus. Cinderella was also "crucified" like Inanna and Jesus, when she was locked inside a tower, the tower being the equivalent of Inanna's hook and Jesus's cross. The story of Adam and Eve is also about Eve as a gold digger, the forbidden fruit that she ate being a metaphor for gold, treasure, knowledge, enlightenment, etc. In Greek mythology, Jason was literally a gold digger when he obtained the golden fleece. In Norse mythology, Sigurd (i.e. basically the Norse version of the Greek Heracles/Roman Hercules) obtains a golden ring from the dragon Fafnir, and this is the story that influenced Lord of the Rings with Frodo's ring of power. So basically Sigurd and Frodo are both gold diggers like Jason. So yes, gold digger stories have been around for thousands of years. The story of Eve and the forbidden fruit can be interpreted differently, i.e. Eve was greedy for gold, or she simply wanted gold and money which could buy her happiness. Some people say money can't buy happiness though, which is obviously false, since money can buy you products and items that make you happy, such as food, drugs, and even sex in the case of prostitution.
Who asked
You are not just hilarious but the most beautiful woman in the world. When you next visit Paris, let me know.
Side 🐥 Chick
I'm laughing so hard right now😐
I could give you tips on being a penniless Paramore!
But sometimes you find puppies in trash bags.
444 bltches
I am proud to present my exciting new wristwatch recommendation for Whitney:
CARTIER
Tank Louis, small size, rose gold & leather, quartz movement. ~$10K
Sophisticated, sexy, elegant, understated. French. The ultimate ladies' fashion watch?!
The Cartier Tank is the most iconic and timeless design from the French jeweler Cartier. Worn by iconic iconoclasts, artists, snooty rich ppl on the East coast and The Beatles. Princess Diana, Andy Warhol (LBGT), Mohammed Ali - Jackie O's Cartier Tank was recently purchased at auction by Kim Kardashian.
A small feminine gold watch on a leather strap; roman numerals, art deco design. Blued hands, sapphire crown. The design detail of an artist jeweler's eye - not some stupid Rolex dive watch for tooling around underneath the ocean.
"Tank" refers to the shape of the case - rectangular, as a tank seen from above (Louis Cartier's WWI design inspo). "Louis" is the model: the original Tank design by Louis Cartier.
Many Cartier watches are available with quartz movements for carefree, durable and reliable precision accuracy - no awkward fumbling to wind it or reset the time after a weekend in the nightstand.
This is a very timeless classic design of proven pedigree respected by watch collectors. it can be a great family heirloom with deep personal attachments. But it's not so expensive you have to poop your pants worrying about it.
If you want, you can get one with diamonds on it! (since Cartier is a fine jeweler) and you'll look like a princess instead of an idiot wearing an iced out rolex.
You can wear it with a tee shirt & garfield slippers ,or in fancy clothes (assuming you have fancy clothes), making any outfit that much more chic and stylish. Restrained and understated, it effortlessly compliments any ensemble without overpowering the whole room like some stupid giant multicolor Rolex. Its fine quality and refined design will have folks leaning in to "look closer".
Suffice to say, I have picked the perfect watch for Whitney.
Super gay and depressed comment.
When did men refuse to share? Wow, no credit.
Premise a bit over your head huh? Jokes aren’t literal
@@imnotbenavery9220 honestly
this is funny?
Feminist comedy doesn’t work …
Fr
Came here after the Jeffrey Dahmer Netflix series for a mind palate cleanser. And here goes Whitney mentioning the name Jeffrey. @3:33 And everything she said about the name is absolutely correct 💀
Your natural hair color looks best on you. ✨👍✨
I find a little too odd that I have way too much in common with this woman
She's actually pretty cool irl. I'm friends with her sister.
@@joebaumgart1146 I'm sure her sister is just as bad ass
Sorry to hear.
@@andrewandrew4970 🤣
🤣♥️🤣
Brilliant. Thank you
Have you never watched Gold Mine? That shit is hard as FUCK.
Way are there no MC Hammer jokes here?
Gilf
😈👏👏👏👏😄
As if she could actually mine for more than 5 mins
i have seen few of your stand ups and interviews about sex and men, and i think that you are wrong sometimes, you have upper hand with a lot of things, good looking and money but does not mean that you are right
This is comedy... lighten up Francis.