@@rallyecars7449 (2 games actually) but nowadays games takes way more time to be made. Because they have better graphics/physics/mocap/voice acting/etc... So what did you expect ? You can't have games like gta5 every two years.
@@nagihangot6133 What are you talking about? It is still incredibly relevant. Listen to the right-wing conspiracy nut radio station and tell me that the host doesn't sound sane compared to the mainstream Republican Party in 2021...
@@gamesthatiplay9083 San Andreas? The game that suggests rightly that the police are corrupt users and abusers of their own laws of which they're conveniently exempt from as they run a drug racket with beefing gang members? Me thinks you need to replay that game... If anything supports a left wing critique of police and the system of which they uphold in the name of their own corruption completely dispelling conservaitve myths about: 'law & order'; it's Grand Theft Auto San Andreas.
1 0:00 Chaos at the bridges 2 1:15 Fight Terrorism at home 3 2:41 Outlaw Online Poker 4:48 Weazel weather 1 4 5:03 corruption scandal 5 6:08 Police Brutality 6 7:45 Eastern Europeans 7 9:20 Will the markets crash 11:00 Weazel weather 2 8 11:15 Meth is awful 9 12:55 Homophobic Rant 10 14:22 War on terror 15:54 Weazel weather 3 11 16:08 Ratings are up 12 17:29 Nightclub Bloodbath 13 19:13 Are you a sex offender 21:08 Weazel weather 4 14 21:26 Will the bridges open 15 22:59 Lazlow is back 16 24:47 illegal street racing 17 26:05 Biker Wars 27:07 Weazel weather 5 18 27:17 Dog meat talks 19 28:42 Murder in Hove Beach 20 30:11 Racing gets deadly 21 31:41 Murder in Algonquin 22 33:13 Chinatown Killing 23 34:43 Choral 8 Alert 24 36:01 Triangle Club shootout 25 37:12 Forgery Alert 38:21 Weazel weather 7 26 38:35 Helicopter Explosion 27 40:15 Bankheist Manhunt 28 41:47 All bridges open 29 43:10 Explosion in Northwood 44:40 Weazel weather 8 30 44:50 prison break 31 46:28 Highspeed Subway Chase 32 47:47 Bad Day for deputy police commissioner 33 48:55 deputy police commissioner shot dead 50:14 Weazel weather 9 34 50:33 Dragon Brain Massacre 35 51:54 Criminal found dead 36 53:20 Fans of professional wrestling are still breeding 37 54:34 Is your money fake 54:34 Weazel weather 10 38 56:29 Bloody Massacre in Alderney 39 58:07 A City In The Midst of a mob reign of terror 40 59:35 Kerry McIntosh sues Retreat in Los Santos 41 1:01:08 bridges are a means of crossing Rivers 1:02:25 Weazel weather 11 42 1:02:44 the war on fun is being won 43 1:04:30 Drugs that rearrange your DNA 44 1:05:52 Niko Belic wanted by police 45 1:07:35 Sadness on Happiness Island 1:09:27 Weazel weather 12 46 1:09:41 Dead Russian gangster 47 1:11:40 Serial killer found dead 48 1:13:01 Dumpster driving can make you a millionaire 1:14:43 Weazel weather 13 1:14:55 Email could be outlawed 50 1;15:57 What are stem cells 51 1:17:09 Scooter sales are up 100 percent 1:18:22 Weazel weather 14 52 1:18:34 Pixelated Junk Shots 53 1:20:02 No More Rape and Pillage 54 1:21:03 Terror in the skies 1:22:17 Weazel weather 15 55 1:22:36 Breaking Wasp News 56 1:23:42 Clucking Bell Eradicates pigeon problem 57 1:24:58 Gambling Encourages Longeity 1:25:57 Weazel weather 17 58 1:26:11 Is your scout leader touching your kids 60 1:28:28 Nine Hour Orgasm 61 1:29:40 Does Email cause heart disease 62 1:30:41 Super kids to be showcased 1:32:04 Weazel weather 18 63 1:32:22 Slim people are starting to suffer 64 1:33:24 Meth S'il Vous Platt 65 1:34:18 Drug Scandal In Finance Industry 1:35:30 Weazel weather 19 66 1:35:45 Beer Shocker 67 1:36:54 450lb gorilla kills 4 people 1:38:02 Weazel weather 20 68 1:38:18 Bong hits while eating pizza 69 1:39:25 Police Found Dead 70 1:41:48 Terror Alert 1:43:52 Weazel weather 21 71 1:44:05 Police Convoy Highjacked 72 1:46:28 Chaos At The Airport 73 1:48:28 The Party Is Over 1:50:50 Weazel weather 22 74 1:51:06 Beat These Inmates 75 1:53:02 British Official loses laptop 76 1:54:47 Designer Hybrid dogs 1:56:55 Weazel weather 23 77 1:57:07 Los Santos Teen Badly Burnt 78 1:58:16 Dukes woman contracts west nile virus 1:59:39 Weazel weather 24 79 1:59:54 Coked Up Pyschopath 80 2:01:29 Are you carpooling with a rapist 2:03:18 Weazel weather 23 81 2:03:31 Bar snack becomes a killing machine 82 2:05:09 Meth Lab found 2:06:25 Weazel weather 24 83 2:06:44 Emoticons Are Cancer 2:08:06 American Porn Industry Suffers 2:10:08 Weazel weather 27 84 2:10:26 Murder in the harbour 85 2:12:41 Multiple blast rock the city 2:15:28 Weazel weather 28 86 2:15:45 Bahama Mama Shootout 2:17:57 Weazel weather 29 87 2:18:10 Helicopters of death 2:20:45 Weazel weather 30 88 2:21:00 Murder and Mayhem 89 2:23:46 Vinewood Movie 2:26:13 Weazel weather 31 90 2:26:28 Shootouts Range Across the city 2:28:17 Weazel weather 32 91 2:28:32 Are you pregnant app 2:30:00 Weazel weather 33 92 2:30:16 Dork News 2:31:54 Weazel weather 34 93 2:32:07 Hip and Edgey 2:35:11 Weazel weather 35 94 2:33:40 Sucker for pie charts 2:35:11 Weazel weather 36 96 2:35:26 Female Teen Gymnist 2:37:05 Weazel weather 37 2:37:16 Weazel weather 38 2:37:33 Weazel weather 39 97 2:37:51 Los Santos Bulimia Capital 2:39:20 Weazel weather 40 2:39:35 Weazel weather 41 2:39:52 Weazel weather 42 98 2:40:07 Designer Cupcake Haters 2:41:37 Weazel weather 43 2:41:50 Weazel weather 44 2:42:09 Weazel weather 45 99 2:42:23 Health news 2:43:45 Weazel weather 46 2:44:00 Weazel weather 47 2:44:16 Weazel weather 48 100 2:44:32 Tity Magazine Effected by Recession 2:46:04 Weazel weather 49 2:46:17 Weazel weather 50 2:46:28 Weazel weather 51 101 2:46:47 Market Executives Are Soulless 2:48:22 Weazel weather 52 2:48:31 Weazel weather 53 2:48:41 Weazel weather 54 2:48:55 Weazel weather 55 2:49:04 Weazel weather 56 2:49:15 Weazel News Promo
I hate it how in GTA V you only get a couple of news segments that barely mention the events of the latest mission you completed along with some unrelated stories, and then you didn't hear them again until you completed another mission. The news in GTA IV and San Andreas were far more interesting because they not only presented a hard hitting satire of American Society, but they also made you anticipate the world that you were about to immerse yourself in through the story. I remember there's a newa segment in San Andreas right at the beggining in which Jizzy B invites people to the pleasure dome (granted, it was in Lonely Hearts, not the news), and tens of hours later you're working for the man and planning on taking him out. GTA V definitely went cheap with what has been, in my opinion, one of the most important and enjoyable parts of their worldbuilding.
Yeah GTA 5 is my favorite in the series but they messed up the news pretty bad if you run Ashley down after killing Johnny she will still die by overdosing which is wrong depending on the mission
I don't even know what happened with GTA 5. I get some of the smaller environmental details and gameplay details couldn't fit on the PS3/360 (I wish they waited a little longer for more detail, but whatever). That's fine, however the story and radio was really underwhelming. I hope we get a game with the small details of 4 and SA next, if we ever do at this rate.
You heard lots of Weazel News in GTA 5. I heard many segments in between missions, actually. The radio is as prevalent as it is in GTA 4, maybe slightly less so.
@@tip1441 yeah but you know, hate GTA V because old better and suck GTA IV off because new bad. GTA IV fanboys are the real cancer here and they made me despise the game. Even SA fans are not as annoying.
Really good. Someone should play this on a real station... Talk about good radio. It's crazy that a recorded video game radio station is better than a lot of the real stuff.... ahh, refreshing Lazlo.
GTA V's News felt hollow and weak, it wasn't the funny obvious satire like it was in IV, it's slogan might have been, but most of the reports just feel like boring news stories that you'd almost expect to see on an actual news report, there's nothing to grasp.
I remember listening to the GTA 5 radio one day and finding the best piece ever! I've never been able to find it since. It went something like...A Los Santos police officer has hit a cyclist off his bike today. The officers' response "Buy a fucking car!" So hilarious! Would love to listen to it again :)
I love you GTA. No where else can you get such a humous parody of life. It only makes it better that the events in the games carry over to the other games in the series. I think the next game should be in the fifties in either Liberty City or one of the other previous used city so we can see more of the changes in epochs.
Kevin W. Clark That would actually be a great idea for a gta game. Could you Imagine setting a GTA GAME in New York City during the 1950s. Like the time period is great enough, the Cold War(1947-1991) is going on at the time so I'd love to see R* satire that. As well, you see 1950s America is often considered as the "Golden Age of the United States" with the post war boom that happened after WWII and the technological advancement. So I'd love to R* satire 1950s American Culture.
2:32:45 "Especially the one we can't remember the name of and nobody ever visits" is a reference to Staten Island. Even though its one of the five boroughs in New York, this is the only reference to it, as its known as the "forgotten borough". I always wondered why it wasn't included in Liberty City.
Gta 4 greatest satire/world building in the entire series. It's always really cool reading or listening to the in game news and then later meeting some of the people who were mentioned in the news. It makes the City feel like a real place.
+Kimmo Laine Yeah, this. GTA IV humor was thick with satire, but done in a subtle manner. GTA V sort of slapped in you in the face with it's jokes and messages.
RighBread Exactly, GTA 5 is a bigger game and you can do a lot more in it, but it seems some of the detail and little things put in GTA 4 have been compromised as a result.
2:15 This whole thing and "God, I'm so stupid! I can't believe they let me breed!" has become my mantra. Honestly, my own stupidity astounds me sometimes and this just nails that feeling. I love how raw, human, biting, sarcastic, and emotional the storytelling and social commentary in these games are. It seems like it's hilarious satire, until it becomes reality.
11 years on, this is hardly satire anymore. It’s like The Good Morning Burger from The Simpsons: sure, we all thought it was a joke, but give it some time, and....
2:27:24 (Jon Gravelli's death) Suspected Mafia godfather Jon Gravelli has passed away peacefully in his hospital bed before the DA could bring him to trial. Mr. Gravelli, believed to have been head of the Gambetti crime family since 1978, lived a long and colorful life. He takes his secrets to the grave with him.
I wish I lived in liberty City I would be sooo happy I've been living in Vice City for the past 30 years I just wanted see something different ya know ever sense the Vercetti family took over the whole vice things haven't been the same .
Liberty city should be ok, just don't go outside when you hear explosions, also... don't go to Los santos, it's like a warzone out there Literally there's flying bikes with missiles and the LSPD let mass murderers go if you pay them 200 dollers
@@muffinmatt4723 i think im better of going to liberty city. Plus they also have some pretty nice cars there ngl, might buy me some......... Also Alderney looks pretty nice.
@@2007ghettonissanaltima True. It sucks how cars like the Hakumai, Pinnacle, and the Sabre never got carried over to V. The Sabre would have made for a good car for the Low Rider Update.
Fernando interviews a politician like Hilary Clinton in GTA V. My favorite line is when she says: “The only way for women to progress is to all start thinking the exact same way. Like a hive mind of ants.”
Sometimes I like to believe that the reasons why they don't open the bridges due to terrorist attacks were because of Toni Cipriani blowing half of LC to hell back in 98. I know this is HD era, but most games reference past GTA's.
26:07 (No Love Lost) Another possible death in the biker wars. Liberty City's police commissioner has expressed fears that the war between two rival biker gangs, the Angels of Death and The Lost, has claimed another victim. The body of Jason Michaels, a member of the Alderney chapter of The Lost, was found in Broker, and police believe he was the victim of a gang hit.
52:47 was the best weazel news number 35 Russian business man dimitri rascolov was arrested😏😏😲😲😲 best news report on the game I’m glad you’ve putted it on there
I don't ,I am still playing it now , that's since day one was released on the ps3 in 2008 it blew my mind back then , have it on pc ,I still find it really impressive today
ok, what are choas?
The typo slipped past me because the video is nearly 3 hours long and I didn't proof-read it all the wa... crap, it happens right at the start.
They're the little guys from Sonic Adventure
And the choas?
@@zguyofficial6206 still there, at the bridges :D
It would have been a good joke but they are still spelt as Chaos. The monster Choas and the Chao (plural Chaos) @@Sweet_Reverb
Only Rockstar cares so much about little things like in-game news. Almost 3 freaking hours... That's why they on the top of the game
You right i agree
yeah because they released 1 game for an entire console generation
@@rallyecars7449 (2 games actually) but nowadays games takes way more time to be made. Because they have better graphics/physics/mocap/voice acting/etc... So what did you expect ? You can't have games like gta5 every two years.
@@chief4900 GTA V was made in 5 years, GTA V has 7 years...
swagyLikes Yeah, and gta online? And Idk.... RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 exist you know
"Dimitri Rascalov was arrested... released with no charges"
Niko : *Fucking Dimitri*
Timestamp?
@@PieTheWayOriginal 52:00
Niko: No one fucks with my family!
This is the greatest satire of our society.
Ezekiel Hernandez- Agreed.
GTA 4 was, yes. Now? I'm not sure. . .
@@nagihangot6133 What are you talking about? It is still incredibly relevant. Listen to the right-wing conspiracy nut radio station and tell me that the host doesn't sound sane compared to the mainstream Republican Party in 2021...
@@nagihangot6133 the reason why GTA 6 hasn't come out yet is because we are now beyond parody
Agreed, can't stop listening as our world is starting to mirror the satirical genius of rockstar.
I love how mike Whitley says " WWWWeeeeasel News"....
Mike Whitley is hilarious!!
Mike Whiteley, WEEEEEAZEL NEWWWWWS!
Mike Whitely was a real radio reporter for 1010 WINS in New York, his name is John Montone. He recently announced his retirement.
Yes!!!
Yes, from 68 (give or take one or two) it's from TLaD and from 84 (again give or take) it's from TBoGT
it's whatever!!!!!!!!
YO
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Ight
This was satire in 2008. Now it’s reality. Fun. Scary.
Listening to San Andreas you get to hear how it grew into reality too.
@@gamesthatiplay9083 San Andreas? The game that suggests rightly that the police are corrupt users and abusers of their own laws of which they're conveniently exempt from as they run a drug racket with beefing gang members? Me thinks you need to replay that game... If anything supports a left wing critique of police and the system of which they uphold in the name of their own corruption completely dispelling conservaitve myths about: 'law & order'; it's Grand Theft Auto San Andreas.
@@zocialix Okay
Yes!!!
It’s always been reality. Nothing new.
Mike Whitely, Weazel News
MAIK WHAITLI
WIIZUL NUUUS
who.s voice is saying this
@@kelseydonaldson6924 John Montone, a reporter for 1010 wins
@@OliverKCohen when The Lost MC was mentioned in this they never mentioned that they were all killed
heard that when i saw your comment
Apart from the great satire, I like how well produced this is
amazing voice actors, love the one males news reading voice
@@futureshock7425 Mike Whiteley, WEEEEAZLE NEWS.
1 0:00 Chaos at the bridges
2 1:15 Fight Terrorism at home
3 2:41 Outlaw Online Poker
4:48 Weazel weather 1
4 5:03 corruption scandal
5 6:08 Police Brutality
6 7:45 Eastern Europeans
7 9:20 Will the markets crash
11:00 Weazel weather 2
8 11:15 Meth is awful
9 12:55 Homophobic Rant
10 14:22 War on terror
15:54 Weazel weather 3
11 16:08 Ratings are up
12 17:29 Nightclub Bloodbath
13 19:13 Are you a sex offender
21:08 Weazel weather 4
14 21:26 Will the bridges open
15 22:59 Lazlow is back
16 24:47 illegal street racing
17 26:05 Biker Wars
27:07 Weazel weather 5
18 27:17 Dog meat talks
19 28:42 Murder in Hove Beach
20 30:11 Racing gets deadly
21 31:41 Murder in Algonquin
22 33:13 Chinatown Killing
23 34:43 Choral 8 Alert
24 36:01 Triangle Club shootout
25 37:12 Forgery Alert
38:21 Weazel weather 7
26 38:35 Helicopter Explosion
27 40:15 Bankheist Manhunt
28 41:47 All bridges open
29 43:10 Explosion in Northwood
44:40 Weazel weather 8
30 44:50 prison break
31 46:28 Highspeed Subway Chase
32 47:47 Bad Day for deputy police commissioner
33 48:55 deputy police commissioner shot dead
50:14 Weazel weather 9
34 50:33 Dragon Brain Massacre
35 51:54 Criminal found dead
36 53:20 Fans of professional wrestling are still breeding
37 54:34 Is your money fake
54:34 Weazel weather 10
38 56:29 Bloody Massacre in Alderney
39 58:07 A City In The Midst of a mob reign of terror
40 59:35 Kerry McIntosh sues Retreat in Los Santos
41 1:01:08 bridges are a means of crossing Rivers
1:02:25 Weazel weather 11
42 1:02:44 the war on fun is being won
43 1:04:30 Drugs that rearrange your DNA
44 1:05:52 Niko Belic wanted by police
45 1:07:35 Sadness on Happiness Island
1:09:27 Weazel weather 12
46 1:09:41 Dead Russian gangster
47 1:11:40 Serial killer found dead
48 1:13:01 Dumpster driving can make you a millionaire
1:14:43 Weazel weather 13
1:14:55 Email could be outlawed
50 1;15:57 What are stem cells
51 1:17:09 Scooter sales are up 100 percent
1:18:22 Weazel weather 14
52 1:18:34 Pixelated Junk Shots
53 1:20:02 No More Rape and Pillage
54 1:21:03 Terror in the skies
1:22:17 Weazel weather 15
55 1:22:36 Breaking Wasp News
56 1:23:42 Clucking Bell Eradicates pigeon problem
57 1:24:58 Gambling Encourages Longeity
1:25:57 Weazel weather 17
58 1:26:11 Is your scout leader touching your kids
60 1:28:28 Nine Hour Orgasm
61 1:29:40 Does Email cause heart disease
62 1:30:41 Super kids to be showcased
1:32:04 Weazel weather 18
63 1:32:22 Slim people are starting to suffer
64 1:33:24 Meth S'il Vous Platt
65 1:34:18 Drug Scandal In Finance Industry
1:35:30 Weazel weather 19
66 1:35:45 Beer Shocker
67 1:36:54 450lb gorilla kills 4 people
1:38:02 Weazel weather 20
68 1:38:18 Bong hits while eating pizza
69 1:39:25 Police Found Dead
70 1:41:48 Terror Alert
1:43:52 Weazel weather 21
71 1:44:05 Police Convoy Highjacked
72 1:46:28 Chaos At The Airport
73 1:48:28 The Party Is Over
1:50:50 Weazel weather 22
74 1:51:06 Beat These Inmates
75 1:53:02 British Official loses laptop
76 1:54:47 Designer Hybrid dogs
1:56:55 Weazel weather 23
77 1:57:07 Los Santos Teen Badly Burnt
78 1:58:16 Dukes woman contracts west nile virus
1:59:39 Weazel weather 24
79 1:59:54 Coked Up Pyschopath
80 2:01:29 Are you carpooling with a rapist
2:03:18 Weazel weather 23
81 2:03:31 Bar snack becomes a killing machine
82 2:05:09 Meth Lab found
2:06:25 Weazel weather 24
83 2:06:44 Emoticons Are Cancer
2:08:06 American Porn Industry Suffers
2:10:08 Weazel weather 27
84 2:10:26 Murder in the harbour
85 2:12:41 Multiple blast rock the city
2:15:28 Weazel weather 28
86 2:15:45 Bahama Mama Shootout
2:17:57 Weazel weather 29
87 2:18:10 Helicopters of death
2:20:45 Weazel weather 30
88 2:21:00 Murder and Mayhem
89 2:23:46 Vinewood Movie
2:26:13 Weazel weather 31
90 2:26:28 Shootouts Range Across the city
2:28:17 Weazel weather 32
91 2:28:32 Are you pregnant app
2:30:00 Weazel weather 33
92 2:30:16 Dork News
2:31:54 Weazel weather 34
93 2:32:07 Hip and Edgey
2:35:11 Weazel weather 35
94 2:33:40 Sucker for pie charts
2:35:11 Weazel weather 36
96 2:35:26 Female Teen Gymnist
2:37:05 Weazel weather 37
2:37:16 Weazel weather 38
2:37:33 Weazel weather 39
97 2:37:51 Los Santos Bulimia Capital
2:39:20 Weazel weather 40
2:39:35 Weazel weather 41
2:39:52 Weazel weather 42
98 2:40:07 Designer Cupcake Haters
2:41:37 Weazel weather 43
2:41:50 Weazel weather 44
2:42:09 Weazel weather 45
99 2:42:23 Health news
2:43:45 Weazel weather 46
2:44:00 Weazel weather 47
2:44:16 Weazel weather 48
100 2:44:32 Tity Magazine Effected by Recession
2:46:04 Weazel weather 49
2:46:17 Weazel weather 50
2:46:28 Weazel weather 51
101 2:46:47 Market Executives Are Soulless
2:48:22 Weazel weather 52
2:48:31 Weazel weather 53
2:48:41 Weazel weather 54
2:48:55 Weazel weather 55
2:49:04 Weazel weather 56
2:49:15 Weazel News Promo
I hate it how in GTA V you only get a couple of news segments that barely mention the events of the latest mission you completed along with some unrelated stories, and then you didn't hear them again until you completed another mission. The news in GTA IV and San Andreas were far more interesting because they not only presented a hard hitting satire of American Society, but they also made you anticipate the world that you were about to immerse yourself in through the story. I remember there's a newa segment in San Andreas right at the beggining in which Jizzy B invites people to the pleasure dome (granted, it was in Lonely Hearts, not the news), and tens of hours later you're working for the man and planning on taking him out. GTA V definitely went cheap with what has been, in my opinion, one of the most important and enjoyable parts of their worldbuilding.
Yeah GTA 5 is my favorite in the series but they messed up the news pretty bad if you run Ashley down after killing Johnny she will still die by overdosing which is wrong depending on the mission
I don't even know what happened with GTA 5. I get some of the smaller environmental details and gameplay details couldn't fit on the PS3/360 (I wish they waited a little longer for more detail, but whatever). That's fine, however the story and radio was really underwhelming. I hope we get a game with the small details of 4 and SA next, if we ever do at this rate.
@@netherwolf3012
Here, enjoy your 78th dlc update!
You heard lots of Weazel News in GTA 5. I heard many segments in between missions, actually. The radio is as prevalent as it is in GTA 4, maybe slightly less so.
@@tip1441 yeah but you know, hate GTA V because old better and suck GTA IV off because new bad.
GTA IV fanboys are the real cancer here and they made me despise the game. Even SA fans are not as annoying.
"God I'm so stupid. I can't believe they let me breed" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
a few minutes in the video and i was dying of laughter after listening to this 😂
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!
breathe*
Death Rager No, it’s breed
can someone post a time stamp of this
Playing this in the car with my parents
d talmood prove it
Role model
I'd love to see that
They fucking tonight lmao
@@Trevor.miller 3:12
If it weren't for Niko, Weazel News would go out of business. XD
@Tomar753 because all the crazy shit Niko does makes the headlines so they’re getting really good ratings with it
@@FrankMontes24 don't forget luis and johnny there als make crazy headlines
Yes!!!
@Abogado13are you autistic?
I love how these were satirical and funny in 2008, yet by now any one of these can happen
It won’t be long before we have an actual “America’s Next Top Hooker” show
It’s all ready happening
@@FrankMontes24MILF Manor is halfway there
14:38 I came here looking for this 😂😂😂
Lmao Good catch underrated
Thanks for leaving the time mark. Found what I needed
fucking love this game lol
Thanks for painstakingly piecing this together! it's awesome
This is one of those tiny details that makes this game so good! I LOVE how after EVERY mission you turn on the radio and you hear what you just did
Except in GTA 5 that don't happen! No matter you're choice it doesn't change
@@TylerSane5 who cares?, Also fix your grammar
@@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 how very ironic. When your punctuation is even more shocking.
How stupid you look.
@@TylerSane5 …But it does.
The weather reports are surreal and brilliant.
the weather could kill you!
Yes!!!
Really good. Someone should play this on a real station... Talk about good radio. It's crazy that a recorded video game radio station is better than a lot of the real stuff.... ahh, refreshing Lazlo.
And now he's gone!..
@@TylerSane5 :(
40:15
I remember this playing at the beginning of the story mode of TBoGT.
Ivan Simpson gta 4 when niko did the hiest
Yeah
GTA V news wasn't the same without Mike Whitley. "Weazzzel Newwwws"
GTA V's News felt hollow and weak, it wasn't the funny obvious satire like it was in IV, it's slogan might have been, but most of the reports just feel like boring news stories that you'd almost expect to see on an actual news report, there's nothing to grasp.
@@wild_sergeant716 Congrats, you've just won the award of being off topic as fuck from the original comment.
@@wild_sergeant716 i hate how divided the GTA communities were, thats the reason why GTA fanbase Will always be toxic
Bringing prejudice and bias to your location since 2007!
I remember listening to the GTA 5 radio one day and finding the best piece ever! I've never been able to find it since. It went something like...A Los Santos police officer has hit a cyclist off his bike today. The officers' response "Buy a fucking car!" So hilarious! Would love to listen to it again :)
*C H O A S*
I wonder if this is the first comment the saw after coming back
@Miller Spencer Wtf, is Flixzone really desperate that they make BOTS all across UA-cam
its not feltching its poker!
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If you're a New Yorker, you'll recognize "John Montone, 1010 News" portrayed here as "Mike Whitley, Weazel News". :-)
Giants or jets fan?
John Montone sounded like him as soon as I first heard it in game
I knew the voice as soon as heard it
I love you GTA. No where else can you get such a humous parody of life. It only makes it better that the events in the games carry over to the other games in the series. I think the next game should be in the fifties in either Liberty City or one of the other previous used city so we can see more of the changes in epochs.
Kevin W. Clark That would actually be a great idea for a gta game. Could you Imagine setting a GTA GAME in New York City during the 1950s. Like the time period is great enough, the Cold War(1947-1991) is going on at the time so I'd love to see R* satire that. As well, you see 1950s America is often considered as the "Golden Age of the United States" with the post war boom that happened after WWII and the technological advancement. So I'd love to R* satire 1950s American Culture.
It's crazy how relevant these news stories still are :P
even more today - more than creepy
9:22 Interestingly the Stock Market crashed 5 months after this game came out.
the irony
It started in 2007
Probably it's part of the new tracks added for the dlcs (that were released a year later).
I know it started before
and we can finally run this game at decent performance in 2020 lol
It seems that Niko Bellic is now the Most Wanted person in Liberty City
It's sad how this stuff is becoming more relevant, even a decade later.
1:55:01 Jenny Acorn is the cause of Laurie DeAngelo-Stockton’s divorce 2:03:07
"Hyphenated until my divorce goes through, I'm Laurie DeAngelo-Stockton"
@@TacticalEsp Jenny probably stole Laurie's husband
52:00 trackify... track your children or they will be abducted and killed.... this part killed me I love this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same thing you use in GTA V too, makes it even more funny
@@travismeta3727yes but the Tracify was uaed for a rescue
This is Jane Valderama..
Wait.. wrong news
Radin Ha!😂
This is good to listen to while driving.
good idea thanks
1:27:56.; What did he mean by "I think we've all made a map of Hawaii that we weren't proud of."?
tthomaselli2 I think ‘to make a map of Hawaii’ means to masturbate because the shape of Hawaii kind of looks like a few drops of semen.
A masturbation joke
2:32:45 "Especially the one we can't remember the name of and nobody ever visits" is a reference to Staten Island. Even though its one of the five boroughs in New York, this is the only reference to it, as its known as the "forgotten borough". I always wondered why it wasn't included in Liberty City.
It's Stauton Island and it's in GTA 3 and GTA LCS
The nod to 1010 WINS (with the teletype background sound effect) was a nice touch.
Gta 4 greatest satire/world building in the entire series. It's always really cool reading or listening to the in game news and then later meeting some of the people who were mentioned in the news. It makes the City feel like a real place.
Satire? Seems pretty dead on accurate to me.
Is your horse gay? 😂🤣 2:01:40
is it me or did the humour of gta iv seem to have so much more effort put into it than 5?
Judging by the comments across my GTA vids, people would seem to agree with you.
Not just you. GTA V humor was a lot more handheld.
+Kimmo Laine Yeah, this. GTA IV humor was thick with satire, but done in a subtle manner. GTA V sort of slapped in you in the face with it's jokes and messages.
It did unless you're completely oblivious or a dumb teenager.
RighBread
Exactly, GTA 5 is a bigger game and you can do a lot more in it, but it seems some of the detail and little things put in GTA 4 have been compromised as a result.
Confirming your prejudices!
GTA 5
So much of the GTA radio stuff (from the news to the talk radio stations) have aged like fine wine.
I love it how this opens with a strong one 1:16 its so absurd AND so accurate at the same time.
Mike Whitely voiced by John Montone, iconic New York radio news anchor for decades. Its so cool they got him for the game
No way, that John Montone of the 1010 WINS anchor?
@@cassie_to_heart734 yep
Mike Whitley Weazel News
2:15 This whole thing and "God, I'm so stupid! I can't believe they let me breed!" has become my mantra. Honestly, my own stupidity astounds me sometimes and this just nails that feeling.
I love how raw, human, biting, sarcastic, and emotional the storytelling and social commentary in these games are.
It seems like it's hilarious satire, until it becomes reality.
I think she said Breathe
1:47 Eastern European crime wave omg ahahhaha
Omg this is so cool going straight into my gta commercials playlist
Finally, an honest news station.
looks like 27 people had a nightstick shoved up their ass.
hahaha hilarious
Yeah.
I'm still killing those damn pigeons in 2020 😢😭
8:37 I been looking for this 😂😂
I still laugh at 6:23 when Chuck Montress says "Hey, you got a fuckin' problem?!...".
1:06:35 I bet Lester did this
Good seeing you here, badger!
Lester isn't in this game
1:19:45 "I am starting a group called Asian Stereotype Sicken Families Unity Careers and Karma" - lol notice the acronym of that group.
The way Mike Whitely says "Weeeazel Neeews" everytime he signs off 🤣🤣
45:28 cars beeping their horns before the next part of the news. Nice 😁👍
15:11 This gave me a laugh.
it would be cool if they made an actual weazel news podcast with current irl events
8:37 i lost it after he said "WOW"
You did? WOW! :-)
1:36:46 this is weazel News homie
11 years on, this is hardly satire anymore. It’s like The Good Morning Burger from The Simpsons: sure, we all thought it was a joke, but give it some time, and....
Niko is responsible for half of all these reports
My favorite report is that all of the bridges and the booth tunnel have been reopened
I like John Montone saying Mike Whitely Weazzzel News at 2:50
2:27:24 (Jon Gravelli's death) Suspected Mafia godfather Jon Gravelli has passed away peacefully in his hospital bed before the DA could bring him to trial. Mr. Gravelli, believed to have been head of the Gambetti crime family since 1978, lived a long and colorful life. He takes his secrets to the grave with him.
1:39:56 Michael
Even for 2008/2009, that’s certainly not Michael’s Voice, also Ned Luke isn’t credited.
I wish I lived in liberty City I would be sooo happy I've been living in Vice City for the past 30 years I just wanted see something different ya know ever sense the Vercetti family took over the whole vice things haven't been the same .
exo szn Go to san andreas. It's a miracle.
Liberty city should be ok, just don't go outside when you hear explosions, also... don't go to Los santos, it's like a warzone out there
Literally there's flying bikes with missiles and the LSPD let mass murderers go if you pay them 200 dollers
@@muffinmatt4723 i think im better of going to liberty city. Plus they also have some pretty nice cars there ngl, might buy me some......... Also Alderney looks pretty nice.
@@2007ghettonissanaltima True. It sucks how cars like the Hakumai, Pinnacle, and the Sabre never got carried over to V. The Sabre would have made for a good car for the Low Rider Update.
4:53 did he just say that lmfaooo 😂😂😂
🤦🏽♂️ lmfao
Donald Trump is like one of these politicians made up for gta lol
I wish he was lol
Better than fake news
He should be.
Donald Love from GTA III
Fernando interviews a politician like Hilary Clinton in GTA V. My favorite line is when she says:
“The only way for women to progress is to all start thinking the exact same way. Like a hive mind of ants.”
I always loved these , really makes it feel like you influence the game world
Jenny Acorn has the best reports
Mike Whitley Did, He Was More Funnier
Mikkke Whitlllyyyy
WEEEAZZZZLLLLL NEWWWWSSSS
Where's the one where she's in the subway?
Sometimes I like to believe that the reasons why they don't open the bridges due to terrorist attacks were because of Toni Cipriani blowing half of LC to hell back in 98.
I know this is HD era, but most games reference past GTA's.
Righteous, I like that too, but GTA 3 took place after that.
@@MerlautJones and have you forgotten the chaos that Claude got up to
What you hear around 30:48-31:09 has gotta be some of the most hilarious news anybody's ever heard of in regards to the stock market.
MIKE WHITLEY, WEAAAZEL NEWS!
I used to do a mission then run to the nearest car to listen to the weasel news update.
"Everyone knows girls write bad code. That's why i've never spoken to one. WOOT!"
We’ll be on scene, inciting panic.
29:13 shaggy??
Wait, did Integrity 2.0 not become available until partway through the story?
***** Yep, I believe you had to unlock Algonquin
It’s after you drop Playboy X home after the mission with Johnny
Thats a badass detail. I never noticed while I was playing
You had to unlock Algonquin to unlock integrity 2.0
26:07 (No Love Lost) Another possible death in the biker wars. Liberty City's police commissioner has expressed fears that the war between two rival biker gangs, the Angels of Death and The Lost, has claimed another victim. The body of Jason Michaels, a member of the Alderney chapter of The Lost, was found in Broker, and police believe he was the victim of a gang hit.
After listening to the pattern that the stock market took at 30:53-31:09, that must've been one heck of a sight!...
29:14 LMAOOO
Ruined the 69 fuck 69
Yes!!!
Hopefully someone will do the same as this for GTA 5 Weazel news as well
TheMessiah79 Already did.
These scientists are bullshyt....wish I can get paid to sit in a lab and make shit up. Lmao ^^
10 years later... They became true...
How the fuck do you get trapped in a krapea store for 6 years?
1:19:47 The perfect acronym.
Can you spell it out? It's hard to hear
@@GhostCall4839-xbox- ASSFUCK.
@@n1ck_ thx
2:41:28
"Whaddaya fuckin lookin' at? I gotta go!!!!!"
Seriously busted a gut laughing so hard.
52:47 was the best weazel news number 35 Russian business man dimitri rascolov was arrested😏😏😲😲😲 best news report on the game I’m glad you’ve putted it on there
The woman reporter is the same reporter for gta VCS
Allison Msyberry
2:49:15 What do terror, porn, and candy have in common?
One heck of a story
These are radio news reports. Can be found on most stations I think.
What did Mike mean by "It's lucky that I've got the bladder of an ox." at 1:40:57?
Arian- Anything else he may've meant by that?...
man....I miss gta 4
Best GTA!
Ivan Florêncio I say San Andreas then gta4
Cooliehigh Marley San Andreas is not as good as IV
I don't ,I am still playing it now , that's since day one was released on the ps3 in 2008 it blew my mind back then , have it on pc ,I still find it really impressive today
adam and *_STEVE_* are at it again
Everything bad happens in Algonquin.
Thanks man i'm going to use this to Roleplay as Batman coming out of retirement
CHOAS AT THE BRIDGES
It was pretty choatic believe me
So much *REDACTED*
4:10 did not expect a reference to GTA3's radio on GTA 4 lmao