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Why are we making sand burrowing turtle bots instead of sand burrowing sand mole bits? Wait wait is that also a thing? The turtles only need to do it once in their life the rest of their life is going to shape them probably a bit more, the moles are in there all the time.... And what about sand fish...
So regarding the mouth peeing, it turns out salivary glands are very good backup organs for getting toxic stuff out of the body so there's a lot of animals out there that do that to varying degrees, but the most famous form that people are well aware of is actually venom. A lot of venomous animals actually have broken machinery in their body that would kill them if they weren't sequestering it in their salivary system and then it doubles as a weapon. Anyhow baseline salivary glands good at removing weird stuff from the body just not permanently since you swallow it again unless you happen to be aquatic. It's very cool that it looks like this turtle species probably ended up with bad kidneys accidentally while fully aquatic and then developed the behavior to mouth rinse once it got out of the water more though I'm just speculating on the order of events here. Remember evolution doesn't pick an intelligent path, as long as an animal stays alive and reproduces that's all that matters so if something breaks but isn't necessary for the current style of life it doesn't matter which is why sometimes what starts out as a disability and one environment can become an adaptation in another. Also just a quick fun fact the cloaca of many turtles is actually on the tail so it's a little unique in that manner.
Hank ? why do you need your windows 99.9 % bacteria free ,?? spend much time licking windows do we ? .... And.... ... Ceari can go for hours , You heard it here first !"!!!lol
True story: I had pet box turtles growing up. My mom hated their poop getting all over the house, so we made little diapers for them out of giant bandaids. We cut a little hole for their tail and secured it to the top and bottom of their shell. This is the first time I have ever heard of another turtle diaper.
Sometimes I'm like "man my mom had kids for X years by the time she was my age" and I'm like??? jesus christ I'm old AND why was my mom having kids that young
I am currently writing my bachelor project in vocalizations in reptiles and my professor has done loads of research on reptile vocalizations and auditory function. Jakob Christensen-Dalsgaard. So this was such a fun episode to listen to as I am working on my project.
I gotta topic for you: amphisbaens! I found one of these flopping around in some leaves at the bottom of my driveway (I was sweeping up leaves.) I first assumed it was an earthworm, but it was smaller than most earthworms. I guess it was 1/16th in. in diameter, and about 3 1/2 in. long. I carefully picked it up and it turned out to be strong and continued to flop around. I held it long enough to get a good look at it, it was unlike anything I'd seen before. Researching to ID it I found out It had annular rings for scales, the eyes were covered by translucent scales, and it was black in color. I let it go in my garden and did some investigating online and discovered amphisbaens. They are reptiles that burrow in the ground!
I saw a turtle vocalizing and it seemed like attempted communication. A roommate had a pair of pet turtles that were very close before one passed away and every night for a couple days the turtle would make a weird noise like he was yelling or calling out for the other turtle. He was always quite aside from that.
I went a while without seeing a doctor and had problems with my back. When I did it turned out I had osteoporosis and a few fractured vertebrae and a couple flattened discs. Go to the doctor and talk to him/her.
Omg The intro discussion had me like "same" for every complaint! 😂 Though, given what Hank and Ceri describe when playing video games: it's likely time for you both to get carpal tunnel surgery. 😅 I'm having it next week. It sounds scary, but apparently takes 10 mins, not even full anesthesia is needed, and I've literally never heard of anyone having negative side effects after. My hands started going numb when I played video games too long. Then they started going numb when I sleep if I'm not wearing a wrist brace at night. Now I can barely play games at all and have pain all time time. 😢 I'm excited to get back to my hobbies soon! ❤
Seconded. I had both my wrists done a couple years ago. It took longer to get back to normal usage than I'd been lead to believe, but once there, I've had zero trouble with numb hands.
The turtle poem needs a special page in the SCISHOW TANGENTS POETRY BOOK. 10/10. One of the best. If I find a publisher willing to take on the project, will you guys agree to it??? My father owns a publishing company (it is super niche, true, only psychology books,) but he knows people! If I could will things into being, this would already be on my shelf. (Then again if it were already on my shelf, it wouldn't have the turtle poem.)
The french word for head, tête, is cognate with the latin word for turtle! It originated as a slang word for the head, like how we might use the word noggin, from the word for a small cooking pot, testa
Another great episode that I love to watch!! I’m so glad I got to catch this one fairly early on, since I’m usually a couple hours late to the party. WOOOO!!!!!
You are all young. I turn 65 next week and I don't feel old. I have the other problem. I still think I am 30 and can do all the things I did when I was 30. *LOL* Not always a good idea.
The favorite part of my job, which has a lot of clients who were in primary school during WW2, is when someone born in the 50s comes in and tries to argue that they are probably the standard age or oldest person I've talked to that day, and I have to go "Ma'am, you are basically an infant compared to the last twenty people I had on the phone." The cutoff line is 1940. Everyone born before that is old. Everyone after is a darn kid who needs to stop trying to violate the medical privacy of polio survivors. There is no inbetween.
The best way to feel old is to listen to teenagers talk about music... or watch them try to connect up and turn on any game console from the 90s... the REACT channel may specifically just make me feel old 😅 It also makes me feel old when I remember that Disney Movie, "Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century", when she tells Protozoa "you're not old until you reach like 30," and he replies, "Love... I'm 31." And then you realize you're older than Old Protozoa 😅 ...great, I now have "etymology of testicle" in my Google search history 😑(It comes from "to bear witness to virility", by the way...)
My choir recently did an Easter anthem which is a setting of some text from Song of Solomon (a.k.a. Song of Songs) in the Bible. The KJV-era English says, "My beloved spake, and said unto me, Rise up, my love, my fair one, and come away. For lo, the winter is past, the rain is over, and gone. The flowers appear on the earth, the time of the singing of birds is come, and the voice of the turtle is heard in our land. The fig tree putteth forth her green figs, and the vines with the tender grape give a good smell. Arise, my love, my fair one, and come away." I'm amused by the single grape and its "good smell," but of course the winning phrase is "the voice of the turtle is heard in our land." Of course it means "turtle dove."
Okay, when is the children’s book of your poem coming out, and who is going to illustrate it? Seriously, I think I’m going to transcribe that, it’s awesome!
Now i feel even older ... When you mentioned Super Mario Bros! I remember when they had Brooklyn accents. That changed when i was about 17... and i heard "It's a-me, Mario!" At a Blockbuster video... And wtf!,?!?!? That was wrong!!!
I just clicked and haven't watched the episode. I don't know why you are going to say don't throw turtles, but it seems like one of those things you SHOULDN'T NEED TO BE TOLD NOT TO DO! Anyway, hi! How are you today? ❤
Hold up, you guys forgot to include my favorite group of reptiles, birds! Birds are crocodilians’ closest relatives, so if all those animals are reptiles, so are birds.
Sorry, I have to say that I still think you're too young to complain about feeling old. You've just reached maturity. Me, I'm old, I remember RFK's assassination.
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I am unnecessarily angry that it is repeatedly implied in this episode that birds are not reptiles. Turtles are more closely related to birds than they are to lizards! Birds are dinosaurs for crying out loud!
It's so weird. I don't feel old - emotionally or mentally at all. I have leukemia so my body feels old but that's manufactured by cells that need extincting. I was born one month after the TET offensive Yep. I was born in the 60's and yeah we didn't drink enough water in the 80's but it's all we drank in the 70's hahahaha. We drank soda and Jim Beam in the 80's And we smoked - all kinds of things LOL. And we did LSD and did things we wouldn't let our kids and we knew they could so we were hyper up in their business and that's why the world is so messed up now hahahaa.
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Why are we making sand burrowing turtle bots instead of sand burrowing sand mole bits? Wait wait is that also a thing? The turtles only need to do it once in their life the rest of their life is going to shape them probably a bit more, the moles are in there all the time.... And what about sand fish...
So regarding the mouth peeing, it turns out salivary glands are very good backup organs for getting toxic stuff out of the body so there's a lot of animals out there that do that to varying degrees, but the most famous form that people are well aware of is actually venom. A lot of venomous animals actually have broken machinery in their body that would kill them if they weren't sequestering it in their salivary system and then it doubles as a weapon. Anyhow baseline salivary glands good at removing weird stuff from the body just not permanently since you swallow it again unless you happen to be aquatic. It's very cool that it looks like this turtle species probably ended up with bad kidneys accidentally while fully aquatic and then developed the behavior to mouth rinse once it got out of the water more though I'm just speculating on the order of events here. Remember evolution doesn't pick an intelligent path, as long as an animal stays alive and reproduces that's all that matters so if something breaks but isn't necessary for the current style of life it doesn't matter which is why sometimes what starts out as a disability and one environment can become an adaptation in another.
Also just a quick fun fact the cloaca of many turtles is actually on the tail so it's a little unique in that manner.
Hank ? why do you need your windows 99.9 % bacteria free ,?? spend much time licking windows do we ?
....
And....
... Ceari can go for hours , You heard it here first !"!!!lol
Wow I really got sniped with the "adults call neuro divergent kids that are sad and work a bit too hard an old soul"
yea that one felt personal
Same
Same. Thanks it means the mask is working!
True
Yup. Yup. Uh huh.
hank’s dove impression is better than his italian impression
I envision an archeologist naming this the Plastic Age because of the plastic everywhere.
That sounds like a dope Y2K band tbh
Plastic All the Way Down
True story: I had pet box turtles growing up. My mom hated their poop getting all over the house, so we made little diapers for them out of giant bandaids. We cut a little hole for their tail and secured it to the top and bottom of their shell. This is the first time I have ever heard of another turtle diaper.
Omg, I love that❤
You know you're old when you can remember your parents being at your current age.
Oooooooof didn’t like how this one panned out in my brain.
Sometimes I'm like "man my mom had kids for X years by the time she was my age" and I'm like??? jesus christ I'm old AND why was my mom having kids that young
This is the sweetest cutest subtlest Turtles All The Way Down on Max promo
I am currently writing my bachelor project in vocalizations in reptiles and my professor has done loads of research on reptile vocalizations and auditory function. Jakob Christensen-Dalsgaard.
So this was such a fun episode to listen to as I am working on my project.
I gotta topic for you: amphisbaens! I found one of these flopping around in some leaves at the bottom of my driveway (I was sweeping up leaves.) I first assumed it was an earthworm, but it was smaller than most earthworms. I guess it was 1/16th in. in diameter, and about 3 1/2 in. long. I carefully picked it up and it turned out to be strong and continued to flop around. I held it long enough to get a good look at it, it was unlike anything I'd seen before. Researching to ID it I found out It had annular rings for scales, the eyes were covered by translucent scales, and it was black in color. I let it go in my garden and did some investigating online and discovered amphisbaens. They are reptiles that burrow in the ground!
There are SOOO many "Bowser No Shell Sexy" google images! hahaha. Time I cannot get back. Thanks SciSchowTangents!
When you talked about not wanting to game when you get older, and being called and "old soul" as a kid, I felt relief cause I felt seen 😁
I saw a turtle vocalizing and it seemed like attempted communication. A roommate had a pair of pet turtles that were very close before one passed away and every night for a couple days the turtle would make a weird noise like he was yelling or calling out for the other turtle. He was always quite aside from that.
I haven't listened to this episode yet but I hope there's an infinite stack of turtles
Looks like only 50mins worth
Like, turtles all the way down?
Love that poem, Hank. Thank you.
The first 2 minutes of this were a festival of oh my God. I feel this and I'm not quite as old as Sam
20:54
An Abundance of Turtles All The Way Down Named Katherine.
I went a while without seeing a doctor and had problems with my back. When I did it turned out I had osteoporosis and a few fractured vertebrae and a couple flattened discs. Go to the doctor and talk to him/her.
As a tortoise owner tortoise is way cuter than turtle as a name
great episode timing, had an appendectomy today and i’m so excited to have something to watch in the hospital :-)
Feel better soon!
All future copies of Turtles All the way Down need Hank's poem as the forward
Omg The intro discussion had me like "same" for every complaint! 😂 Though, given what Hank and Ceri describe when playing video games: it's likely time for you both to get carpal tunnel surgery. 😅 I'm having it next week. It sounds scary, but apparently takes 10 mins, not even full anesthesia is needed, and I've literally never heard of anyone having negative side effects after.
My hands started going numb when I played video games too long. Then they started going numb when I sleep if I'm not wearing a wrist brace at night. Now I can barely play games at all and have pain all time time. 😢 I'm excited to get back to my hobbies soon! ❤
Seconded. I had both my wrists done a couple years ago. It took longer to get back to normal usage than I'd been lead to believe, but once there, I've had zero trouble with numb hands.
Hank, please. The assignment was a poem, not a whole children’s book.
As a 1976 model human, I feel old. Statistically I'm older than about 55% of humans currently alive, or so I'm told by statistics.
I’d been at school 4 years when you were born
I'm also 1976 vintage. Fun to be older than Hank and watch him out-age Sam and Ceri 🤣
@markedis5902 it's all relative.
You got it hank, no throwing turtles... Ill just put that down right here... 😂
I would love an episode on micro plastics. This is definitely a fascinating issue we are facing.
Seriously your poem skills are all getting ridiculously awesome. You need a book of Tangent poems!
The turtle poem needs a special page in the SCISHOW TANGENTS POETRY BOOK. 10/10. One of the best. If I find a publisher willing to take on the project, will you guys agree to it??? My father owns a publishing company (it is super niche, true, only psychology books,) but he knows people! If I could will things into being, this would already be on my shelf. (Then again if it were already on my shelf, it wouldn't have the turtle poem.)
The french word for head, tête, is cognate with the latin word for turtle! It originated as a slang word for the head, like how we might use the word noggin, from the word for a small cooking pot, testa
I think turtles breathing thru their butts was one of Olaf's facts in frozen 2 lol
somebody with kids 😂 the only way to explain thw level of attention (or repetition) to olaf 😂❤
@@dorothea_walland does the child in my heart count? I just really like the 2nd Frozen movie and remember lines a lot ^_^
Now I know where Testudo comes from - that’s the name of the Terrapin mascot of the University of Maryland! Go Terps!
really good science poem this week 100/10
Another great episode that I love to watch!! I’m so glad I got to catch this one fairly early on, since I’m usually a couple hours late to the party. WOOOO!!!!!
“How are my testicles like a tortoise?”
I mean, I don’t even have testicles but I can think of one way…
you are a wholesome group
You are all young. I turn 65 next week and I don't feel old. I have the other problem. I still think I am 30 and can do all the things I did when I was 30. *LOL* Not always a good idea.
The favorite part of my job, which has a lot of clients who were in primary school during WW2, is when someone born in the 50s comes in and tries to argue that they are probably the standard age or oldest person I've talked to that day, and I have to go "Ma'am, you are basically an infant compared to the last twenty people I had on the phone."
The cutoff line is 1940. Everyone born before that is old. Everyone after is a darn kid who needs to stop trying to violate the medical privacy of polio survivors. There is no inbetween.
The best way to feel old is to listen to teenagers talk about music... or watch them try to connect up and turn on any game console from the 90s... the REACT channel may specifically just make me feel old 😅 It also makes me feel old when I remember that Disney Movie, "Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century", when she tells Protozoa "you're not old until you reach like 30," and he replies, "Love... I'm 31." And then you realize you're older than Old Protozoa 😅
...great, I now have "etymology of testicle" in my Google search history 😑(It comes from "to bear witness to virility", by the way...)
I heard somewhere that microplastics are mostly the bits of tire that get ground off from driving
My choir recently did an Easter anthem which is a setting of some text from Song of Solomon (a.k.a. Song of Songs) in the Bible. The KJV-era English says,
"My beloved spake, and said unto me, Rise up, my love, my fair one, and come away.
For lo, the winter is past, the rain is over, and gone.
The flowers appear on the earth, the time of the singing of birds is come, and the voice of the turtle is heard in our land.
The fig tree putteth forth her green figs, and the vines with the tender grape give a good smell.
Arise, my love, my fair one, and come away."
I'm amused by the single grape and its "good smell," but of course the winning phrase is "the voice of the turtle is heard in our land." Of course it means "turtle dove."
Okay, when is the children’s book of your poem coming out, and who is going to illustrate it?
Seriously, I think I’m going to transcribe that, it’s awesome!
You guys are so young! 60 here
Hank Green inflation: 15:55 one thousand years; 16:56 two thousand years; 22:23 three thousand years.
Now i feel even older ... When you mentioned Super Mario Bros!
I remember when they had Brooklyn accents. That changed when i was about 17... and i heard "It's a-me, Mario!"
At a Blockbuster video... And wtf!,?!?!? That was wrong!!!
I like turtles
They're comfy and easy to wear
6:43 someone get Hank a beat for his turtle poem this could be a great rap video about turtles!
Ha ha ha! That would probably work. I'd prefer the kid's book though. My 5-year-old would love it.
FUN KOOPA FACT: Koopa are based on the Japanese kappa which are turtle-demons. So yes, Bowser is a turtle.
Does anyone remember watching the space shuttle explode live? I was in elementary school
Looking forward to all poem compilation along with sam's sung poem (blue) remixad
Whatever you do, avoid searching Bowser no shell rule 34. :D
I feel like anybody adding rule 34 to a search already knows what they're in for. It's not the kind of term you search on accident.
@@BryonStice valid.
Oh come on guys, everyone knows Sam is all about dem microplastics!
I just clicked and haven't watched the episode. I don't know why you are going to say don't throw turtles, but it seems like one of those things you SHOULDN'T NEED TO BE TOLD NOT TO DO! Anyway, hi! How are you today? ❤
I'm disappointed that nobody mentioned why it took so long for a giant Galapagos turtle to get it's scientific name.
I think it’s a miss pronunciation of the Turturdoves (Streptopelia turtur)… a dove connected to love
Born-forty-years-old team unite! 💜
Hold up, you guys forgot to include my favorite group of reptiles, birds! Birds are crocodilians’ closest relatives, so if all those animals are reptiles, so are birds.
I like turtles ❤
i like turtles :)
One odd perk(?) of getting breast cancer at 49 is being told how I’m so young! It’s all in your perspective I guess.
Wait you can't be talking about little turtle swimsuits without including pics in the video 😂😂
I wonder if "I was a turtle" and if they meant "I was a shell of a man"
18:53 fossils are weird like how do you get fossilized organ or a cloaca wtf. 19:49
Hank, why won't you let your loverly new curls grow out just for the H of it??? PLEASE 🙏 😘
Cool
man, starting out with the depressing things about getting older... i feel sad now thanks
Controversial opinion, birds should be included in the reptile group
If you go too far though, Human's should be fish so...
@@mayaenglish5424 I do like to swim and dive. Put that in the evidence file! 🙂
@@mayaenglish5424 who says I don't agree?
I am from 1969. If I could not age, I would want to have been born even earlier!
❤
So that’s why Charlie Puth gets so annoyed when you throw that turtle on his knee
SPONSERED BY WINDEX lemon glass cleaner < product placement much, Hank>>>> hint that stuff damages LCD
69 dreading the 7 0 number. It happens fast.
The houses weren’t all by the ocean. The ocean joined them after a bit of anthropocentric climate change in some spots ldidbsn
In Roman Court men would swear the truth of thier testimony by holding their testicles.
You three kids need to stop complaining about how "old" you are. 👴🏼
Turtle skipping
Sorry, I have to say that I still think you're too young to complain about feeling old. You've just reached maturity. Me, I'm old, I remember RFK's assassination.
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pocket containing an independent animal, turtle etymology
turtle in poetry, desire withdrawn pun of etymology
I am unnecessarily angry that it is repeatedly implied in this episode that birds are not reptiles. Turtles are more closely related to birds than they are to lizards! Birds are dinosaurs for crying out loud!
It's so weird. I don't feel old - emotionally or mentally at all. I have leukemia so my body feels old but that's manufactured by cells that need extincting. I was born one month after the TET offensive Yep. I was born in the 60's and yeah we didn't drink enough water in the 80's but it's all we drank in the 70's hahahaha. We drank soda and Jim Beam in the 80's And we smoked - all kinds of things LOL. And we did LSD and did things we wouldn't let our kids and we knew they could so we were hyper up in their business and that's why the world is so messed up now hahahaa.