I was returning home because my boyfriend got diagnosed with cancer. I had to wait in line for a few hours, got diarrhea, shit myself, went to change. While I was changing, someone stole all my shit. Passport was with me, so I just continued with the trip, even though I had to go to the back of the line again and waited some more hours.. Two guys get in a big fist fight. I was the unlucky asshole standing closest to them, so I was taken away for questioning. Did I get to return to my spot? Nope. Back of the line I go. Did you know diarrhea rarely just happens once? If not, you now do. Went back to change, then it was, yet again, the back of the line for me. Then I am told something had gone wrong and the plane I was meant to be on had too many passengers, so I did not get on it. I returned to my apartment, only to realize the keys had been in the fucking suitcase that got stolen. Boyfriends call me next morning to tell me the nurse mixed up his and another patient's results.
Honestly preach.... I even fir the stereotype.... depressed Asian kid who is also mildly chubby compared all those girls who look like models.....the perfect person ya author hates. Hahahah
I feel that on a personal level. My life is like a sitcom with no love interest, no character development, and no one wants it renewed for another season.
Yo, one time, I got the worst food poisoning EVER, and right as I got it... I FUCKING STARTED MY PERIOD TOO! I was vomiting, shitting, AND BLEEDING AT THE SAME TIME! While also having a bad cough, sore throat, a wheeze like asthma, FUCKING AND A HIGH TIER MIGRANE!!! I wanted to die more than ever that whole week... 😱
This is why I only bring carry on on flights. I had my period on a flight and bled all over my fucking seat, I had to change three times, it was horrendous.
I was thoroughly entertained, thank you. LOL. That his some horrendous bad luck. tbh if you changed the creepy janitor into a hot love interest and added some cute banter, and then added some more heartwarming life lesson speeches from the elderly lady, this would be a best selling contemporary novel. I kid you not.
@@oddeyes9413 I got food poisoning probably a couple of times, one of those times I literally puked about every hour for 10 hours straight....so I didn't get a whole lot of sleep...to this day I have no idea what gave me food poisoning...also my stomach muscles hurt for the next two days from all the puking
my worst airport story: i was eight and on a plane with my grandma. i had to vomit but there weren’t any vomit bags near us so i puked in my grandmas cupped hands. im still mortified
This story is glorious 😂 the janitor bit is killing me "I do not want to reenact Memoirs of Geisha with you" aaahhahaaa the sanitary towel pillow I'm dying
I need you to know I was stuck in an airport in France when a guy charged at security with a knife and was shot down... And that was no where near as bad your experience.
Name a single more bone-chilling scene than Cindy waiting for whether the eldery lady would get on the plane or she would have to give up her seat for her. I'll wait.
My worst experience at the airport was when I was coming home from japan My period started at the airport but we were running out of time so I couldn’t buy any pads. And all my pads were in my suit case. WHICH WAS ALREADY TAKEN! So I have a 14 hour flight with no pads, a heavy flow and nobody that can help me. So I did the good ole pray for no leaks with the thinnest toilet paper. Well after the 14 hour flight with no pads and a blood soaked seat I finally arrive at Chicago. Well when we get there we had to get through a shit ton of airport security. Not a single place where I could buy a single period product. I honestly wanted to die after nausea came in. Well after running to our flight gate which was at the VERY END of the airport we find out that the plane was full and left without us. So we went to customer service which was next to a McDonald’s so the smell of fried food made me want to throw up. I felt like I wanted to die. We got a flight all the across the entire airport with 5 hour wait. Well finally after 20 hours with bloody pants I finally get a pad. I almost cried with joy. The rest was a blur but we lost our baggage at our destination. But at least I had a pad so I didn’t care. Done!
Trin&EL can relate it's like my period knows when I'm about to travel and then it starts. Like on the morning of a four hour drive to a place and that's when it started. Women all have it soo bad 😭😭😭
I know I'm late to the conversation but if I would have been with you (like if we were family members or friends flying together) I would have asked every single person that looks like they might menstruate regularly for a pad for you. (If I would have been on my period myself I wouldn't have the courage to ask strangers for a pad, ofc...)
I always come back to this video. I don’t even know how many times i watched it. Whenever i feel down or i think life is being a jerk to me, i come here and realize once again that i can never top this series of ‘life is an asshole’ events
You definitely have to do more storytime related videos!!! That was quite a experience just listening to your story, I don't think I would survive it. So that shows how strong of a person you are!!!!!
I once projectile vomited at the h&m in the mall of America and had to continue to be around my teammates after they witnessed it literally wanted to die 😔 so I feel u
"The only man I will ever be with is a fictional robot " OOH I FELT THAT " bc he is white he could be a trump supporter. It's always risky" I FELT THAT IN MY SOULLLLL This video has me in TEARS
Oh Cindy, this story. You poor thing. But thank you for bringing so much joy to my life through your videos and stories. Happy moisture Monday to you and everyone.
Cindy: Day three underwear, duck tape boots, period pads pillow, shivering, may vomit at any moment, delirious, on the brink of death, clearly being unjustly punished by the gods, but at least it can’t get worse- Janitor: 👀👀👀😘👁👄👁 could it be… my love? My princess? My destiny?
Could you imagine the Lifetime movie though? "In a world where the planes don't take off, one majestic AF smurf Skrillix will try to defy the odds. She'll have to fight cold nights at the airport, creepy janitors who ask creepy questions, a corrupt airport system that forces her to spend unnecessary amounts of money due to their incompetence, AND her own projectile vomit. All to reunite with her one true love...her red suitcase." I'd watched that.
This story reminds me why I carry books and my laptop in my carry-on no matter what, (the latter always in a backpack) so I won't lose them. I also carry travel-sized toiletry in my carry-on along with spare clothes, but I gotta remember to put clothes in the backpack because sometimes the suitcase is taken elsewhere for space, but the backpack always stays with me. This was a comedy of horrors all-around. I've slept in an airport before and those places are always cold, and I'm already near freezing most of the time. It was awful.
i don't know if i should say this is the best story time i ever heard because it's also the worst experience i ever heard. very confused but great content
Girl I’m so sorry all of this happened to you. I work for an airline in Australia and there’s so many things about the US airlines which shock me, like: open seating?? Not giving bags back after a flight is cancelled?? Waitlisting?? Trucks dumping hundreds of bags in the arrivals hall?? Mental. I would have been crying after I found out I had three stops
I have a similar story. I stayed in New York's airport for two days ( I also had to stay in another airport before for like eight hours because I departed from Los Angeles) except I was an alone sixteen year old Italian girl with no money and on her period trying to go home. So yeah I see you, I feel you.
I think this is the most interesting story time I have ever listened to. I didn't even realise it was 40 minutes because i flew through it. You should definitely make more story times.
The part when u checked for the older women and was down to give your seat for her....Cindy you are an awesome, lovely human being and truly an inspiration
tbh not even a series of unfortunate events could of topped this storytime 😭😭 i was screaming at the image of the janitor hunting you down behind that garbage can
When she spoke about how new year sets the tone for the rest of the year, I checked when this was uploaded and was genuinely surprised it wasn't 2020... because being trapped in an airport for way too long would have just totally set the scene for the absolute mentalness the world is in now!
This was freaking epic. If I add up all the bad airport experiences I have had in the past 43 years and had them all occur simultaneously, they still would not equal this one experience. I salute you for sharing this story and the skillful way in which it was told. :)
i’m so glad it was a skincare sponsorship bc before i clicked on this i thought “this would be perfect with some face masks” i love that your level of deliriousness went up throughout the time at the airport and your energy level also went up throughout the video lmaooo once i threw up on the train between two stops that were farther from each other than others, and i got off next stop to stumble into the station bathroom bc as i threw up i got my period at the same moment and i was a wreck. the toilet paper was chained, fucking CHAINED to the wall. airports and all public restrooms are actually a portal to hell and nothing will convince me otherwise
I feel your pain girl oh my god, next time I experience an inconvenience at the airport and get mad, I'll remember your story. "do it for her, you can make it through" I'll tell myself and soldier on because if you can survive that amount of bullshit the world throws at you, so can I.
"I don't know if it was actually good or if I was just delirious." Me about all the YA romances I read a couple years too late at various low points in my mental health.
I love the names in the chat. They really make this. Also thanks for including that “where are you originally from” part. That made me audibly say “oh no” on the train.
Hell no!! I haven't even watched the entire video, I'm only at 10:58. And I'm pissed. If someone in an airport asks me to hold their cases while they go to the restroom and then I see how they vomit while running to make it in time to not do it in front of everyone, I would not leave their cases behind. It was obvious you were not okay, specially if you proyectile vomited. I would've waited even after it was my turn and let people go through until you came back.
I'm laughing because you made it sound hilarious but I'm also severely uncomfortable because I'm emetophobic which means I'd rather die than have to see puke.
I can't believe I watched this entire 40 minute video.. it was like a good book that I was in a hurry to finish reading in order know if the heroine won the battle!!
I'M LAUGHING AND CRYING AT THE SAME TIME, NOT EVEN THE WORST WEEK OF MY LIFE COMPARES TO THIS, IT'S STRAIGHT OUT OF A LOVECRAFT NOVEL AND I'M IN TEARS AND I'M WHEEZING; CINDY I'M SO FREAKIN SORRY >>HUGS
*watching while booking flight for trip to California* Cindy: it all started at the San Jose airport Me, having just booked the flight to San Jose: well shit
cindy: i haven't changed my underwear in 3 days
also cindy: so today's video is sponsored by a skincare company
why do you have to call me out like this andrew
readwithcindy your sense of humor influences me too much this is your fault
edit: what the fuck this is pinned
readwithcindy *side effects of being an icon*
i hate changing my underwear i do every couple days tho
Andrew fox? Lol tell me that’s solely because of the atfg series
stephen king just can't do horror like this
stephen king has nothing on my life
stephan king is quaking, he could never
I like to think that the janitor never actually hit on her and that she was so tired that she ended up talking to a mop
Headcanon
But for realzz this made me laugh out loud 😆
🤣
I’m so dead- 😂why are we laughing at Cindy pain. I mean we all have done it...especially in this video😂
Kaz Brekker: I have a tragic backstory
Cindy: hold my unrefrigerated sushi
kaz wants to vomit every time he touches skin, i want to vomit every time i step into an airport
Cindy: Hold my 3 day old underwear....
Oh my god another SOC fan-
@@muttzoone e v e r y w h e r e
🤣
this feels like a modern-day version of The Odyssey
IT WAS EXCEPT I HAVE NO RESOLUTION
Modern-day Odyssey but Cindy pissed off Zeus and not Poseidon.
Homer is quaking
Enfys Best no she pissed off the whole pantheon
@@1a2b3c4d_ I feel like Athena would like her too much tho
“Karma tongued me down my throat” I want this on my grave
etch this on my tombstone
Zara Tayeb same
if i had to choose someone to narrate my life story it'd probably be cindy, anything that comes out of her mouth is either hilarious or inspiring
So u want ur life to be a tragic comedy?
@@withcindy i mean in a way, it already is
@@mei4755 isn't everyone's? 🤔 Look at cindy she became this awesome booktuber and yet had to go through all that!!!!
@@mei4755 same
@@withcindy yes
yes i do
i need spice
“My vomit was like a nice pastely pink color”
*looks down at my strawberry smoothie*
🤣🤣
Me over here doing fancy skincare bullshit and looking at the pink stuff I smushed on my face: 👁👄👁
*looks at my towel*
Creepy Janitor: "What are you dreaming about?"
👁👁
👄
NO. NO. NO
me , holy crap lol lol lol
WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED
@@eugenia.h7222 BRO SAME I BROKE DOWN LAUGHING
@@yin6177 😂😂😂
I was returning home because my boyfriend got diagnosed with cancer.
I had to wait in line for a few hours, got diarrhea, shit myself, went to change. While I was changing, someone stole all my shit. Passport was with me, so I just continued with the trip, even though I had to go to the back of the line again and waited some more hours.. Two guys get in a big fist fight. I was the unlucky asshole standing closest to them, so I was taken away for questioning. Did I get to return to my spot? Nope. Back of the line I go.
Did you know diarrhea rarely just happens once? If not, you now do. Went back to change, then it was, yet again, the back of the line for me.
Then I am told something had gone wrong and the plane I was meant to be on had too many passengers, so I did not get on it. I returned to my apartment, only to realize the keys had been in the fucking suitcase that got stolen.
Boyfriends call me next morning to tell me the nurse mixed up his and another patient's results.
OH MY GOD
But did you projectile vomit tho?
Holy shit. Glad your boyfriend's okay at least after all that!!
This comment was a wild ride damn. Glad your bf was OK!!
Plot hole: if your shit got stolen where did the second change of clothes come from
"It felt like my life was a comedy except i have no love interest, and no character development, and no resolution."
Cindy always preaching Truths.
and the jokes arent even funny :')
Honestly preach.... I even fir the stereotype.... depressed Asian kid who is also mildly chubby compared all those girls who look like models.....the perfect person ya author hates. Hahahah
I feel that on a personal level. My life is like a sitcom with no love interest, no character development, and no one wants it renewed for another season.
so basically her life’s a joke. Me too Cindy, me too
"maybe I would blend in with the trash" a whole mood
i'm camouflaged!!
cindy: exists
airports: im about to ruin this dude's life
snowstorm: im about to end this man's whole career
Mother Nature: *Bitch you guessed it!*
Getting your period before a flight automatically makes it the worst trip.
DeadAccount getting your period is just awful
the kind of shit that happens to me all the freakin time
Yo, one time, I got the worst food poisoning EVER, and right as I got it... I FUCKING STARTED MY PERIOD TOO! I was vomiting, shitting, AND BLEEDING AT THE SAME TIME! While also having a bad cough, sore throat, a wheeze like asthma, FUCKING AND A HIGH TIER MIGRANE!!! I wanted to die more than ever that whole week... 😱
My period started right before my family went to universal, made me grumpy the whole time. Greengots was really fun though
20 mins in and I’m not sure if you gonna be dead or alive in the end
im dead
U wish
Moral of the story:
*always bring extra underwear in your carry on!*
This is why I only bring carry on on flights. I had my period on a flight and bled all over my fucking seat, I had to change three times, it was horrendous.
My worst airport story: I'm too broke to be in an airport.
ACTUAL rich people have their own planes and don't have to be at airports
I was thoroughly entertained, thank you. LOL. That his some horrendous bad luck.
tbh if you changed the creepy janitor into a hot love interest and added some cute banter, and then added some more heartwarming life lesson speeches from the elderly lady, this would be a best selling contemporary novel. I kid you not.
YOURE RIGHT... but my life is NOT like that lmao
Dude you totally had low blood sugar. That's why you were shivering and hot and cold. You vomited your guts up and then didn't eat anything.
Oh NOOOOOO :(
Or feverish from fighting off the bacteria in that nasty ass sushi 😬
@@ICaughtTheSnitch26 Yeah, I'm leaning more toward this. Fever, vomiting, and abdominal pain are all clear-cut symptoms of food-poisoning.
@@withcindy It was food poisoning. I actually got food poisoning from pumpkin spice cider at Thanksgiving 2019. So, that was hell.🤢
@@oddeyes9413 I got food poisoning probably a couple of times, one of those times I literally puked about every hour for 10 hours straight....so I didn't get a whole lot of sleep...to this day I have no idea what gave me food poisoning...also my stomach muscles hurt for the next two days from all the puking
I only learned one thing out of this.
Never eat sushi before a flight.
"That was quite a hectic day one" OMG I DIDN'T EVEN REGISTER ALL OF THAT WAS JUST DAY *ONE*?! LMFAOOOO
LMFAOOO THAT WASNT EVEN MY WORST DAY
@@withcindy I CAN TELL
me every time i cry from now on: its fine yall im just having a moisture monday
*sobs* dont mind me its just another moisture monday
my worst airport story: i was eight and on a plane with my grandma. i had to vomit but there weren’t any vomit bags near us so i puked in my grandmas cupped hands. im still mortified
OH MY GOD YOUR POOR GRANDMA
Your grandma is the real mvp
Omg that is intense grandma love
oml I-
IM CRYING UR POOR GRANDMA LMAOO
this is literally the worst thing i’ve ever experienced and it didn’t even happen to me lol
Recommend Video: The Man who was stuck in Paris airport for 18 years
... But did he projectile vomit and dishonor his whole family 🤔
damn paris is a great place to be stuck at tho
@@withcindy he wasn't legally allowed to set foot outside the Paris airport though cause no visa
The Paris airport is actually really nice. They have little perfume thingies in the bathroom and video game stations.
@@graceelathrop8984 probably not back then
Wait was that used as the plot of a Tom hanks movie
I will never be the same after hearing this story i‘m traumatized
HOW DO U THINK I FEEL??
This story is glorious 😂 the janitor bit is killing me "I do not want to reenact Memoirs of Geisha with you" aaahhahaaa the sanitary towel pillow I'm dying
the worst pillow i've ever slept on
Cindy : talks about "defy the stars"
Me : oh yeah this is a booktube channel lmao
LOL gotta tie it all back to books
I need you to know I was stuck in an airport in France when a guy charged at security with a knife and was shot down... And that was no where near as bad your experience.
HOLY SHIT
Name a single more bone-chilling scene than Cindy waiting for whether the eldery lady would get on the plane or she would have to give up her seat for her. I'll wait.
a 40 minute cindy video.
aka a blessing.
When suffering turns into content
readwithcindy get that coin
Defy the Stars: a novel that will forever be associated with projectile vomit and 3 day-old underwear. You're welcome, Claudia Gray.
she's doing the lord's work
The universe is simply granting you content to upload on your channel 😂🤷🏻♀️
I turn my trauma into views
Capitalizing her traumas...
"I'm ready to be denounced by the qWHite CoMMuniTy" asdlkflkg how are you so quotable
The whites are mad at me and it's understandable 😔
readwithcindy i would never be mad at you 🥺
I lost it at the Lovely Bones reference about the janitor 😩 I would’ve broke at that point.
the janitor wanted my lovely bones
My worst experience at the airport was when I was coming home from japan
My period started at the airport but we were running out of time so I couldn’t buy any pads. And all my pads were in my suit case. WHICH WAS ALREADY TAKEN!
So I have a 14 hour flight with no pads, a heavy flow and nobody that can help me. So I did the good ole pray for no leaks with the thinnest toilet paper. Well after the 14 hour flight with no pads and a blood soaked seat I finally arrive at Chicago. Well when we get there we had to get through a shit ton of airport security. Not a single place where I could buy a single period product. I honestly wanted to die after nausea came in. Well after running to our flight gate which was at the VERY END of the airport we find out that the plane was full and left without us. So we went to customer service which was next to a McDonald’s so the smell of fried food made me want to throw up. I felt like I wanted to die. We got a flight all the across the entire airport with 5 hour wait.
Well finally after 20 hours with bloody pants I finally get a pad. I almost cried with joy. The rest was a blur but we lost our baggage at our destination. But at least I had a pad so I didn’t care.
Done!
Trin&EL can relate it's like my period knows when I'm about to travel and then it starts. Like on the morning of a four hour drive to a place and that's when it started.
Women all have it soo bad 😭😭😭
I know I'm late to the conversation but if I would have been with you (like if we were family members or friends flying together) I would have asked every single person that looks like they might menstruate regularly for a pad for you.
(If I would have been on my period myself I wouldn't have the courage to ask strangers for a pad, ofc...)
no one:
cindy: 'it feels like I'm wearing a second skin'
us: sold!
this is why im here to sell skin care
no one:
literally no one:
Cindy: I HAVEN’T CHANGES My UNDERWEAr in 3 DAYS
the world needs to know
I start school tomorrow. Eating microwave pizza rn and looking at a 40 min video with an upset human.
i was eating microwave pizza last night too!
“everytime i thought it was going to get better, it got worse” me writing my autobiography
What an underrated comment, I felt that in my soul. 😂😂
drop the hair tutorial 🤪
1) dont shower for several days
2) tie ur disgusting hair into a knot
readwithcindy i’ve been doing that for a couple of years and i haven’t gotten the same results???? scam
I always come back to this video. I don’t even know how many times i watched it. Whenever i feel down or i think life is being a jerk to me, i come here and realize once again that i can never top this series of ‘life is an asshole’ events
And 40 minutes flew by just like that! You're a good storyteller Cindy. More storytime!
glad u enjoyed shukri!!
Didn't even realize the video was that long till I read the comments lol I usually never sit through the entire video if it's longer than 10 minutes
Cindy: “the city shuts down when it gets 2-3” of snow”
me: *laughs in minnesotan*
*CACKLES MANIACALLY IN CANADIAN* (the snow on the east coast right now is over a foot tall ._.)
Oh. (._. Boy
You definitely have to do more storytime related videos!!! That was quite a experience just listening to your story, I don't think I would survive it. So that shows how strong of a person you are!!!!!
thank you lori!! i persevered!!
No Hollywood blockbuster movie will ever take me on a roller-coaster as emotional as this story time
Directed by M Night Shamaylalananlyalan
My Swedish-Iranian teacher got detained for 3 days in New York when he was flying to Canada for his sisters wedding.
ooh god that sounds awful!!
It’s true, I was that one chipped Acrylic nail that becky dropped when she slipped and fell into vomit.
How are you even alive is a miracle. You could said... that everything went to FLYING down.
Ba dam tush.
How ..... Dare you
"Where are you going?"
You should've said to the bathroom and yeeted outta there real quick
I've dishonored my country, my family, my my entire life 😹😹😹
You're the only booktuber that can make me laugh
thank u for laughing at my suffering
I once projectile vomited at the h&m in the mall of America and had to continue to be around my teammates after they witnessed it literally wanted to die 😔 so I feel u
I pretty much narrated this whole video to my fiance while watching it like "oh nooo things just keep getting worse" 😂😂
Murphy's Law: anything that can go wrong, will go wrong
Jeez Cindy this sounds like a John Mulaney sketch😂 and this is why I don’t go on planes
i much prefer trains!
"The only man I will ever be with is a fictional robot " OOH I FELT THAT
" bc he is white he could be a trump supporter. It's always risky"
I FELT THAT IN MY SOULLLLL
This video has me in TEARS
IM GLAD U UNDERSTAND MY WARINESS OF MEN
avengers endgame who? this is the best movie of the year
This is the most tragic movie of the year... Where is my Oscars??
Oh Cindy, this story. You poor thing. But thank you for bringing so much joy to my life through your videos and stories. Happy moisture Monday to you and everyone.
and a happy moisture monday to YOU kind sir
Cindy: Day three underwear, duck tape boots, period pads pillow, shivering, may vomit at any moment, delirious, on the brink of death, clearly being unjustly punished by the gods, but at least it can’t get worse-
Janitor: 👀👀👀😘👁👄👁 could it be… my love? My princess? My destiny?
Could you imagine the Lifetime movie though?
"In a world where the planes don't take off, one majestic AF smurf Skrillix will try to defy the odds. She'll have to fight cold nights at the airport, creepy janitors who ask creepy questions, a corrupt airport system that forces her to spend unnecessary amounts of money due to their incompetence, AND her own projectile vomit. All to reunite with her one true love...her red suitcase."
I'd watched that.
i wouldnt be strong enough to watch that movie and relive my trauma
@@withcindy You right. The movie would be a poor imitation of this UA-cam video anyways.
cindy can u write a book about this? honestly would be an instant ny times bestseller
the descriptive dialogue of this video really helped with the imagery, especially the vomit scene
thank u i tried to be as descriptive as possible
This story reminds me why I carry books and my laptop in my carry-on no matter what, (the latter always in a backpack) so I won't lose them. I also carry travel-sized toiletry in my carry-on along with spare clothes, but I gotta remember to put clothes in the backpack because sometimes the suitcase is taken elsewhere for space, but the backpack always stays with me. This was a comedy of horrors all-around. I've slept in an airport before and those places are always cold, and I'm already near freezing most of the time. It was awful.
i don't know if i should say this is the best story time i ever heard because it's also the worst experience i ever heard. very confused but great content
this is simultaneously both the worst and best thing
Girl I’m so sorry all of this happened to you. I work for an airline in Australia and there’s so many things about the US airlines which shock me, like: open seating?? Not giving bags back after a flight is cancelled?? Waitlisting?? Trucks dumping hundreds of bags in the arrivals hall?? Mental. I would have been crying after I found out I had three stops
ohmygod cindy. this had me spit laughing and dman im so sorry for your experience but jesus am i glad we got to hear about it
its ok. its over..... for now
I have a similar story. I stayed in New York's airport for two days ( I also had to stay in another airport before for like eight hours because I departed from Los Angeles) except I was an alone sixteen year old Italian girl with no money and on her period trying to go home. So yeah I see you, I feel you.
Sorry New York did you dirty😞😞 I promise its not just rats and bad service
The "Vegas" girls are me if I were in their position, but I hate them if I'm not.
in this world ur either the person vomiting or the person slipping into the vomit
I think this is the most interesting story time I have ever listened to. I didn't even realise it was 40 minutes because i flew through it. You should definitely make more story times.
thank you!!
Cindy normally:
Me: 🤢🤢🤢
Cindy with the Flawless Beauty mask on :
Man from the airport bathroom: *looks her up and down* nO yoU lOOk goOD
NOOOOOO
The part when u checked for the older women and was down to give your seat for her....Cindy you are an awesome, lovely human being and truly an inspiration
i read this as 3 1/2 years at first lol
OH GOD NO
tbh not even a series of unfortunate events could of topped this storytime 😭😭 i was screaming at the image of the janitor hunting you down behind that garbage can
i might as well have slept inside that trash can
Only by your face in the thumbnail I know that's gonna be a wild ride. Let me go get my snacks
this is indeed a wild ride from my nightmares
The thing that broke me was the janitor trying to flirt on her way to the bathroom
Cindy: *insults her appearance*
All the gay thirst followers: Am I a joke to you?
I gotta stop watching your videos at work. I have chest pains from silently dying of laughter at my desk every fucking time. You always deliver 💀🙌
When she spoke about how new year sets the tone for the rest of the year, I checked when this was uploaded and was genuinely surprised it wasn't 2020... because being trapped in an airport for way too long would have just totally set the scene for the absolute mentalness the world is in now!
17:37
Cindy that's a fever.
oh
This was freaking epic. If I add up all the bad airport experiences I have had in the past 43 years and had them all occur simultaneously, they still would not equal this one experience. I salute you for sharing this story and the skillful way in which it was told. :)
i’m so glad it was a skincare sponsorship bc before i clicked on this i thought “this would be perfect with some face masks”
i love that your level of deliriousness went up throughout the time at the airport and your energy level also went up throughout the video lmaooo
once i threw up on the train between two stops that were farther from each other than others, and i got off next stop to stumble into the station bathroom bc as i threw up i got my period at the same moment and i was a wreck. the toilet paper was chained, fucking CHAINED to the wall. airports and all public restrooms are actually a portal to hell and nothing will convince me otherwise
OMG its like ur vomit activated ur period!! maybe when our bodies are freaking out we just start our cycle early lol
I feel your pain girl oh my god, next time I experience an inconvenience at the airport and get mad, I'll remember your story. "do it for her, you can make it through" I'll tell myself and soldier on because if you can survive that amount of bullshit the world throws at you, so can I.
i laughed, i cried, i cringed, i laughed even more and cringed even harder. 10/10, would watch again.
ALSO the ending song is so catchy? i was dancing the entire outro, i didn't know i needed les mis in pop until this very moment
RIGHT? its a lowkey jam lol
"I don't know if it was actually good or if I was just delirious."
Me about all the YA romances I read a couple years too late at various low points in my mental health.
fuck i just felt so called out omg
Cindy putting a facemask?
More like a main female YA character fighting for her life.
TRUTH
Eileen Nicole Joelene Fina that's exactly what I was thinking 😂😂😂😂
thanks queen having a rough day and this video made me laugh
“karma tongued me” please write a memoir
"Karma Tongued Me" will be the title
“I dare you to come up with a worse airport story”
9/11
Holly Martin I fuckin choked
Bless your heart ❤️ for looking out for that elderly lady 👵🏼 😊
I love the names in the chat. They really make this. Also thanks for including that “where are you originally from” part. That made me audibly say “oh no” on the train.
the fact that this is my comfort yt video
LMFAOO IVE SEEN IT THREE TIMES this is my fourth time now???
@@monicoreheart reall
"it all started with sushi" that is really terrible start lol
but sushi is so goooooodddd
Hell no!! I haven't even watched the entire video, I'm only at 10:58. And I'm pissed.
If someone in an airport asks me to hold their cases while they go to the restroom and then I see how they vomit while running to make it in time to not do it in front of everyone, I would not leave their cases behind. It was obvious you were not okay, specially if you proyectile vomited. I would've waited even after it was my turn and let people go through until you came back.
I'm laughing because you made it sound hilarious but I'm also severely uncomfortable because I'm emetophobic which means I'd rather die than have to see puke.
Sritama Sen me too omg , I do find that listening to funny videos about s*ck is a good way to kinda help me get used to the idea though
Same! I wasn't expecting it and now I feel panicky. Just about other people getting makes me scared it will happen to me 😖
I can't believe I watched this entire 40 minute video.. it was like a good book that I was in a hurry to finish reading in order know if the heroine won the battle!!
the answer is no, i did not win... i lost at life
I’ve tried and failed multiple times to stop laughing while laying on the couch in the living room with my mom
glad my misery brought u joy hannah
The only upside is you’re amazing at telling stories and we were all able to join this wild ride 😂👌🏻 sorry this happened to you though!!
thank u for joining me on this journey
GLAD TO KNOW I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE TEMPTED TO ANSWER "MY MUM'S UTERUS" WHENEVER PEOPLE ASK ME WHERE I'M *ACTUALLY* FROM
I'M LAUGHING AND CRYING AT THE SAME TIME, NOT EVEN THE WORST WEEK OF MY LIFE COMPARES TO THIS, IT'S STRAIGHT OUT OF A LOVECRAFT NOVEL AND I'M IN TEARS AND I'M WHEEZING; CINDY I'M SO FREAKIN SORRY >>HUGS
“It wasn’t just a kiss, Karma tongued me down my throat” will forever be my go to motto if anything in my life goes to fuckery
„It felt like my life was a comedy except I have no love interest an no character development and no resolution“ Wow I felt this 🤣
*watching while booking flight for trip to California*
Cindy: it all started at the San Jose airport
Me, having just booked the flight to San Jose: well shit
i hope u have a great time there!!