RANKING MY SUBSCRIBERS' KINKS 🧐 my google search history is now ruined & my eyes cannot unsee this

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  • @zeesummers
    @zeesummers 4 роки тому +4196

    “50 guys and 1 girl” is just the bachelorette.

  • @xevylo3949
    @xevylo3949 4 роки тому +6222

    my girl sacrificing her sanity and google history for our nasty kinks, such a rolemodel

    • @withcindy
      @withcindy  4 роки тому +696

      PRECISELY

    • @xevylo3949
      @xevylo3949 4 роки тому +162

      @@withcindy when i saw the knotting shit im like "hmm bitch im worried"

    • @thethmooteresa
      @thethmooteresa 4 роки тому +5

      @@withcindy You are my rolemodel :D

    • @pedrorian528
      @pedrorian528 4 роки тому +1

      And we love that.

    • @patrickstar796
      @patrickstar796 4 роки тому +5

      readwithcindy Wait a minute, have you seen Ratatoing?

  • @adrih8694
    @adrih8694 4 роки тому +11899

    Human trafficking fics be like: "My mom sold me to the ninja turtles for 43 cents and half a breadstick."

    • @niamhcosgrave9545
      @niamhcosgrave9545 4 роки тому +446

      Y is this true tho 😭😭😭😭

    • @cringefailrobot
      @cringefailrobot 3 роки тому +450

      I remember reading a fanfic where you're a little orphan child and you get adopted by Tomska.

    • @emifukakado-msjoke
      @emifukakado-msjoke 3 роки тому +344

      Pfffttr as if they’re worth that breadstick. The ninja turtles would never give that up.

    • @milfshake1385
      @milfshake1385 3 роки тому +23

      Lol

    • @creaturefan216
      @creaturefan216 3 роки тому +15

      PLEA

  • @cheesewhiskers
    @cheesewhiskers 3 роки тому +10322

    “i’m fine with you being kinky, *i just don’t like babies.* “

  • @angreypigeon9891
    @angreypigeon9891 4 роки тому +7170

    "the monster is rejected my society but instead of it being a horror its a romance story"
    *isnt that shrek?*

  • @flying_pig_girl
    @flying_pig_girl 4 роки тому +16858

    Damn imagine saying "I want a Dog Husband" and "I'm not a furry." in the same video

    • @withcindy
      @withcindy  4 роки тому +3510

      I---

    • @_gremlinboy
      @_gremlinboy 4 роки тому +1150

      @@withcindy this is how it starts I've seen this before

    • @RenaDeles
      @RenaDeles 4 роки тому +307

      @@_gremlinboy it's the fun side come over here.

    • @peterpansplayground
      @peterpansplayground 4 роки тому +153

      @@socialyawkwardginger well, like she said, she is vanilla but open-minded. 🤷

    • @kavis.4709
      @kavis.4709 4 роки тому +40

      The range

  • @colinbowden4663
    @colinbowden4663 4 роки тому +4802

    50 dudes, one girl sounds like a COVID nightmare

    • @TheSlipperyNUwUdle
      @TheSlipperyNUwUdle 4 роки тому +129

      I can’t with how hard I laughed.

    • @floofmoth
      @floofmoth 3 роки тому +82

      And an STD nightmare lol

    • @Nike_IV
      @Nike_IV 3 роки тому +6

      And Odysseyus’ nightmare

    • @ms.baepsae6794
      @ms.baepsae6794 3 роки тому +6

      The Selection😩

    • @Sammydodger45
      @Sammydodger45 3 роки тому +3

      @@ms.baepsae6794 but then that’s the problem cause assuming they won’t all be Greek gods, there is still gonna be too many to choose from 😫

  • @niraishere771
    @niraishere771 3 роки тому +4485

    My kink: Literally just treat me better than my parents
    Those some pretty damn low standards ngl

  • @SuperFanGirl-gp1vo
    @SuperFanGirl-gp1vo 4 роки тому +3599

    The thing is, Cindy is not not kinky, she is just freaking lazy

  • @wintermelonboba9903
    @wintermelonboba9903 4 роки тому +3162

    "accidental baby acquisition" is that when spongebob and patrick took care of a clam

  • @Bexa-
    @Bexa- 4 роки тому +9898

    Cindy *Looking up knotting*: "I'm going to click on images"
    Her FBI Agent: *Spits out coffee*

    • @withcindy
      @withcindy  4 роки тому +1804

      How else am I supposed to find out how it works?

    • @maximk9964
      @maximk9964 4 роки тому +347

      Well if she does use VPN as the sponsorship suggests, the NSA shouldn't be able to see her image searches...

    • @maximk9964
      @maximk9964 4 роки тому +65

      @Jo L This isn't 100%, but if I may suggest "Jenny Nicholson - I did it. I found the Worst Book." it does talk about an abusive internet hacker based romance, no FBI or NSA unfortunately, but still, there's stalking for what's that's worth.
      The book series id called "Troll, by Emma Clark" in case you care

    • @Elinye
      @Elinye 4 роки тому +34

      Me: *watching during lunch at work preparing to Alt-F4 that shit*

    • @LB0206
      @LB0206 4 роки тому +2

      😂

  • @kelpiekatgaming
    @kelpiekatgaming 3 роки тому +7773

    Remember some kinks don’t mean you want to see it irl, fantasy and reality are separate

    • @beth7935
      @beth7935 3 роки тому +857

      YES! I wish some people could get their heads around this- no-one thinks you're a potential killer if you read murder mysteries, sooo...

    • @wasabilover1293
      @wasabilover1293 3 роки тому +877

      This explains why i find the humilation kink intresting but irl id definitly cry LOL

    • @beth7935
      @beth7935 3 роки тому +334

      @@wasabilover1293 Yep! I'm literally subbed to a channel about Mediaeval executions :D but I do NOT want to execute people irl! Same goes for the vampire kink, LOL, even if it was possible :D

    • @Sillyfishart
      @Sillyfishart 3 роки тому +83

      @@wasabilover1293 literally same but with a praise one and a humiliation one

    • @infinitymage5906
      @infinitymage5906 3 роки тому +191

      Me with teacher/student romances. Obviously I don't want it irl but in fanfictions? Yup.

  • @froggo1405
    @froggo1405 4 роки тому +11385

    “Accidental baby acquisition”
    *Literally just the first Ice Age movie in a sentence.*

    • @marimeown
      @marimeown 4 роки тому +83

      STAN KIM YO-JONG BAHAHAHA

    • @mello6176
      @mello6176 4 роки тому +85

      @@_blank-_ I CANT BREATH LDJGLKJGLAGA

    • @gavanscorner2524
      @gavanscorner2524 4 роки тому +96

      The hysterical gasp I did-

    • @blumoo9938
      @blumoo9938 4 роки тому +55

      BRUH WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

    • @silvergum9832
      @silvergum9832 4 роки тому +64

      Tho, that was a hell spawn, not a baby (?

  • @isa-belva
    @isa-belva 4 роки тому +2705

    me: oh my god she deadass just searched up knotting huh
    this video: *is sponsored by nord vpn*
    me: ah, i see

  • @Katsujin2
    @Katsujin2 4 роки тому +3388

    She's entering the "I'm not a furry but.." stage!

  • @Quazex
    @Quazex 3 роки тому +9866

    Not really a romance thing but my favourite thing ever is there's a evil scary intimidating villain and they adopt a kid and they're super protective over them

  • @user-hy8ol5ef4q
    @user-hy8ol5ef4q 4 роки тому +12260

    This whole video is Cindy just going "THIS IS SO NASTY... buuuutttt-"

    • @withcindy
      @withcindy  4 роки тому +1182

      👀👀👀👀

    • @moonkafu2157
      @moonkafu2157 4 роки тому +167

      Hentai heaven in a nutshell

    • @Hardcorecomicrelif
      @Hardcorecomicrelif Рік тому +3

      💷💷💷💷 must be funny~ In a rich man's world~🎶

  • @milliaboo765
    @milliaboo765 4 роки тому +1783

    cindy: i'm gonna be vanilla again-
    also cindy: puts heats in 'like it' and knotting in 'sure'

    • @withcindy
      @withcindy  4 роки тому +453

      Vanilla but open minded 🐺

    • @pinkbunny6272
      @pinkbunny6272 4 роки тому +41

      I like some kink, I just am so prude that I won't expand.

    • @pokedragon366
      @pokedragon366 4 роки тому +5

      @@chaoticgood12
      Very true. I've read quite a few a/b/o fics that mainly focus on the thought process and behavior of the character in each category that doesn't always focus on the sex part of it.
      And I can confidently say it could be directly tied to the "headstrong, confident, protector of those who are close" character as the alpha ( of either gender) and the "empathetic, mom-friend, observant" character as the omega (also of either gender).
      And I just think that's pretty cool.

  • @Letitsia
    @Letitsia 4 роки тому +2258

    "ok here's the thing:
    ...
    actually I don't know how to justify this"
    ain't that a MOOD

    • @withcindy
      @withcindy  4 роки тому +263

      My mind blanked

    • @erin9148
      @erin9148 4 роки тому +65

      me when my parents look at my search history...

    • @Lena-ps5zx
      @Lena-ps5zx 3 роки тому +5

      This is me in Among Us tbh...

  • @d_b9666
    @d_b9666 3 роки тому +1256

    The bully romance thing: I'm only into it if it's not the bully but like one of the sidekicks who doesn't actually do the bullying and is actually pretty nice to people but for some godamn reason, he/she is still in that forsaken group of bullies and is too afraid to actually stand up for them and only like helps them get to the infirmary or like helps them and comforts them after the group leaves them alone. And then in the end he/she finally stands up for them and like somehow gets the group expelled and stuff

    • @mchia9699
      @mchia9699 3 роки тому +118

      This is so specific... but I love it

    • @onettaviator5396
      @onettaviator5396 3 роки тому +46

      Can we get a book w/this trope?

    • @ranimashames9706
      @ranimashames9706 3 роки тому +15

      idk why but this kinda reminded me of normal people by sally rooney

    • @rsikka224
      @rsikka224 3 роки тому +12

      ​@@onettaviator5396 I really loved the Scorbus fic 'Must Have Done Something Right' by MissPronounced :)

    • @nothere142
      @nothere142 3 роки тому +25

      Same I love that specific trope, I only don't like the actual bullying one because I suffered from it a lot and I just don't like that though at all. The only case where I actually liked it was on "A Silent Voice" I ADORED the way they wrote the main characters there

  • @netnet_in_a_sweater9351
    @netnet_in_a_sweater9351 4 роки тому +12441

    I once read a teaser for a fanfic where Character A bullies Character B but when they both get home, it’s revealed that Character B just has a huge humiliation kink and is actually getting off on all of this harassment and then I went to church the next day

    • @fatum3978
      @fatum3978 4 роки тому +3129

      "-and then I went to church the next day" is what got me 😂

    • @AkumaDayo
      @AkumaDayo 4 роки тому +1610

      I've been seeing a freakin ad for a webcomic that is literally this and every time I'm just like "wh-- why!?"

    • @roamthestars_
      @roamthestars_ 4 роки тому +1010

      So you gonna drop the link or...?

    • @endless_galaxies
      @endless_galaxies 4 роки тому +249

      @Akuma Dayo I have too! It’s very annoying and weird.

    • @AkumaDayo
      @AkumaDayo 4 роки тому +511

      @@endless_galaxies plus I'm always really disturbed by it as someone who was teased pretty bad growing up in school, like? how could anyone enjoy that??

  • @dpathangi6691
    @dpathangi6691 4 роки тому +1763

    “They’re human now, so it’s okay” you dug your own grave with that statement

  • @kblalack6082
    @kblalack6082 4 роки тому +2414

    "I support furries being as comfortable as possible"
    Aw that was surprisingly wholesome to hear out of someone who just went into detail about knotting

    • @CherryPuppy
      @CherryPuppy 4 роки тому +18

      Ikr

    • @sayarock3283
      @sayarock3283 3 роки тому +49

      Honestly I’ve never seen a non furry support furries after understanding a more kinky side of the fandom

    • @sayarock3283
      @sayarock3283 3 роки тому +40

      But it’s really sweet and empathetic, all humans can be weird, no reason to bash someone for something that you may take interest in as well!

    • @kaiyotee2475
      @kaiyotee2475 3 роки тому +4

      YAY!

    • @hybridized-skycotl1672
      @hybridized-skycotl1672 3 роки тому +14

      @@sayarock3283 Yea, to see someone like this even after seeing the kinky side of this fandom is really heartwarming and kind, we need more people like this

  • @anngarmendia6046
    @anngarmendia6046 3 роки тому +612

    Tw: mentions of killing/death
    14:05 I read one fic like this, but the twist was that the flower shop owner was a serial killer that used the bodies as compost for the flowers, and next thing he met the tattoo artist who was a sweetheart and thought about killing them but fell in "love" (more like an obsession).
    When the tattoo artist learns the hobby of the florist, gets scared but later joins them into the killing. And become a serial killer couple, where the florist is the bad guy and the tattoo artist is just there to help bc they are a sweetheart.

    • @TheSlipperyNUwUdle
      @TheSlipperyNUwUdle 3 роки тому +70

      How can you drop a comment with that plot and not link us the fic???

    • @anngarmendia6046
      @anngarmendia6046 3 роки тому +31

      @@TheSlipperyNUwUdle it's in Spanish 😫✋🏻

    • @TheSlipperyNUwUdle
      @TheSlipperyNUwUdle 3 роки тому +70

      @@anngarmendia6046 that’s a damn tragedy. Someone needs to take one for the team and translate it.

    • @anngarmendia6046
      @anngarmendia6046 3 роки тому +20

      @@TheSlipperyNUwUdle let me see if I can find it translated

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 3 роки тому +34

      @@anngarmendia6046 aight, imma need to start learning Spanish then. brb.

  • @norangutan1318
    @norangutan1318 4 роки тому +2708

    I love how this was supposed to be evaluating fanfic tropes but our girl cindy takes it upon herself to self insert and tell us her own kinks not just fanfic ones. we stan a kinky queen

    • @withcindy
      @withcindy  4 роки тому +422

      i mean that's what we're here for right

    • @Tayet4Buri
      @Tayet4Buri 4 роки тому +47

      Yes, yes it is and yes we are.

  • @hithere5491
    @hithere5491 4 роки тому +2399

    It’s so bad that I don’t need to google these...don’t read fan fiction kids

    • @KenzyAli
      @KenzyAli 4 роки тому +102

      Exactly. I just started out with random fluff, why am I sitting here THIS????? Oh the innocent days...

    • @nixaeerl
      @nixaeerl 4 роки тому +89

      I accidently stumbled upon..
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      Dora and Diego having woohoo with Boots third-wheeling the party.. My eyes felt like it could use some surgeries after that..

    • @thebrightstartt9294
      @thebrightstartt9294 4 роки тому +66

      Going on Ao3 and not checking the tags after reading through several pages of fics is a literal death wish. I stumbled on a omorashi fic and wanted to cry once I realized what I clicked on.

    • @peachyal9277
      @peachyal9277 4 роки тому +31

      As someone who WRITES fanfiction... I still agree 😂😂
      Personally I stay FAR away from anything sexual, but most fan fictions don’t do that, make sure you read the tags!!

    • @DarthRayj
      @DarthRayj 4 роки тому +13

      My best friend in college wanted to become a sex educator and was also pretty into a few different areas of fanfic, mainly Johnlock (often A/B/O). I'm also pretty kinky myself despite being asexual, and I'm active in my local BDSM scene, so I know some of these. I'm more familiar with heavier/more questionable stuff though tbh, and anything primarily fanfic I'm unlikely to know.

  • @emmyrose77
    @emmyrose77 4 роки тому +2387

    cia agent monitoring cindy's search history: *takes another shot*

    • @olakowalczewska4946
      @olakowalczewska4946 4 роки тому +41

      The way in which I wheezed

    • @Salterisks
      @Salterisks 4 роки тому +68

      “*deep sigh* what’s on the menu today?”

    • @Illyrikalaufeyson
      @Illyrikalaufeyson 3 роки тому +3

      Damn I think that mine made my search history a drinking game lol not sorry for his or her mental scarring

    • @aleaf1494
      @aleaf1494 3 роки тому +5

      Read this as cis agent lol

    • @sunnyscript1224
      @sunnyscript1224 2 роки тому +2

      @@aleaf1494 Not the CIS agent ! 🤢/j

  • @mjamin9124
    @mjamin9124 3 роки тому +701

    vanilla's the _last_ thing i'd call me, but healthy relationship with good communication and consent-- that's the good shit 💝

    • @crayonzii
      @crayonzii Рік тому +15

      Healthy bdsm relationship is ALL about communication and consent. If it’s not, it’s abuse

  • @plumeria1985
    @plumeria1985 4 роки тому +4195

    Cindy: Do they have to haul it over their shoulder-
    Cindy how long is a foot

  • @booorue4876
    @booorue4876 4 роки тому +4068

    Alright. Hear me out. The ONLY reason I don't like Hanahaki is knowing how many gays would die from that. Like the fatality fate.

    • @maranathaaaaaaa
      @maranathaaaaaaa 4 роки тому +117

      😭

    • @toastersailor
      @toastersailor 4 роки тому +413

      Wow you have a point dude.... cause I keep falling for straight people,

    • @aliceliddell8413
      @aliceliddell8413 4 роки тому +231

      I thought I was the only person who hated hanahaki with a passion

    • @urfavoritefurry4368
      @urfavoritefurry4368 3 роки тому +12

      T^T

    • @suella7505
      @suella7505 3 роки тому +72

      So true and the population will surely drop

  • @madelinekaa6135
    @madelinekaa6135 4 роки тому +1464

    cindy: guys im straight i swear
    also cindy, with delight: im a pillow princess 👉🏽👈🏽😝

  • @deeplyjuniper
    @deeplyjuniper 3 роки тому +514

    Gonna out myself here, but hearing someone say "You know, it's not my kink, but if I really love someone and they enjoy it, I would do it even if I don't enjoy it as much as them" THAT gives me a bit of faith for my own future in relationships

    • @lecommentar9851
      @lecommentar9851 3 роки тому

      What's your kink?

    • @deeplyjuniper
      @deeplyjuniper 3 роки тому +8

      @@lecommentar9851 it's the one she was talking about when she said the words I quoted

    • @lecommentar9851
      @lecommentar9851 3 роки тому +3

      @@deeplyjuniper wish i had enough concentration and dedication to notice which

    • @deeplyjuniper
      @deeplyjuniper 3 роки тому +4

      @@lecommentar9851 it's the pee one

    • @lecommentar9851
      @lecommentar9851 3 роки тому +14

      @@deeplyjuniper cool

  • @habibab4345
    @habibab4345 4 роки тому +901

    the fear that possessed me when cindy said "I'm going to go ahead and click on images". she's really risking it all for these videos omg

    • @withcindy
      @withcindy  4 роки тому +126

      They're just knotting images 👔

    • @abcxyz9852
      @abcxyz9852 4 роки тому +7

      I can relate to this😂

    • @MissMusicLover131
      @MissMusicLover131 4 роки тому +5

      My heart dropped into my stomach lmaoo, I know wayyyyy too much about abo but I wasn't ready to see someone talk about it 😬

  • @OhHaiImMorgan
    @OhHaiImMorgan 4 роки тому +3234

    “Monsters are kind of like himbos”
    “I want a dog boyfriend”
    “This pee-pee kink”
    This entire video is pure gold

  • @lesliewilliams9294
    @lesliewilliams9294 4 роки тому +1653

    "Also, I would prefer AI men over actual men. Hello Mystic Messenger."
    I'm crying why is this so relatable-

    • @deactivated.1254
      @deactivated.1254 4 роки тому +43

      This reminds me, I gotta get the rest of the endings for Mystic Messanger..

    • @me_tz
      @me_tz 4 роки тому +19

      Ahh saeran route is too sad I’m about to finish it 😭

    • @_okarawolf_
      @_okarawolf_ 4 роки тому +25

      And I'm still crying bc Jaehee didn't have a romantic route 😭😭😭

    • @lune4089
      @lune4089 4 роки тому +8

      The Wolve We can still read fan fiction with Baehee!

    • @azamigobrrr106
      @azamigobrrr106 4 роки тому +2

      I haven't played the game for a while djsjsjsj I want to do Saeran's route now

  • @lepokebloc4198
    @lepokebloc4198 3 роки тому +496

    "I don't support human trafficking."
    Cindy - 2020
    Hot 👏 Take 👏

  • @comicduo5295
    @comicduo5295 4 роки тому +1246

    "Billionare CEO with a kinky side" isn't that just Jumin's bad ending

    • @withcindy
      @withcindy  4 роки тому +216

      Yes 😳

    • @happyjellycatsquid
      @happyjellycatsquid 4 роки тому +28

      HAHAHAH... Imma laugh troughs the trauma 😓🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @jamietheangryoctopus5938
      @jamietheangryoctopus5938 4 роки тому +10

      That’s what I thought too! And, yes. That’s absolutely right

    • @FGSFDS
      @FGSFDS 4 роки тому +7

      Literally just did a spit take after reading this 😂

    • @kaolaii
      @kaolaii 4 роки тому +10

      I remember getting a bad ending within 3 mins 😂

  • @hellokitty17602
    @hellokitty17602 4 роки тому +722

    bodyguard: sleep
    guardian angel: *WOKE*

    • @withcindy
      @withcindy  4 роки тому +69

      Omg!!!

    • @reynadeleon8012
      @reynadeleon8012 4 роки тому +5

      There's this one song called The Seraph and that's basically what happens

    • @mcwolfart2265
      @mcwolfart2265 4 роки тому +1

      An entity monster thing, acting like a guardian angel for someone, would be sweet.

  • @Berries20
    @Berries20 4 роки тому +765

    "I want a cute little dog boyfriend-"
    Yes that's the hole we were digging and we won't stop till we hit gold

    • @withcindy
      @withcindy  4 роки тому +80

      😳😳😳

    • @Berries20
      @Berries20 4 роки тому +39

      @@withcindy Okay but can I offer-
      Cat-boyfriend? I like it better then cat-girlfriends because, well, im into switching power dynamics

    • @seignee
      @seignee 4 роки тому +2

      I AM A DOG POPOMPOPOM I AM A DOG POPOMPOPOM I AM A DOG UNDER A LOG UNDER A TREE POPOMPOPOM

    • @Th3timelord
      @Th3timelord 4 роки тому +2

      @@seignee wait?? Is that a Dream reference???!!!!

    • @seignee
      @seignee 4 роки тому

      @@Th3timelord yes, indeed welcome to the fanclub

  • @coriumfigs
    @coriumfigs 3 роки тому +479

    REMEMBER KIDS: if you joke about a kink one to many times you might just get it
    and yes i speak from experience

    • @saphaar4294
      @saphaar4294 2 роки тому

      this is why I stopped making piss kink jokes, not that I have one, but I almost got one 😨

    • @crayonzii
      @crayonzii Рік тому +18

      Sigh. Same. I don’t know how to get rid of it.

    • @biscuitz777
      @biscuitz777 Рік тому +16

      that happened to me with a very gross kink because i made fun of people who had it
      ...and i became what i made fun of

    • @FateofTheseus
      @FateofTheseus Рік тому +5

      the times i made vore jokes.....i hope i don't got that

    • @B_4035mn
      @B_4035mn Рік тому +9

      Early 2000s me: Ah I hate furries!
      2010-2020s me: *Gets consumed by an eldritch mass of fur and non-human anatomy that's thirst can never be quenched by the unending amount of mortal souls it has tainted with it's addictively corruptive touch.* , I understand now.

  • @Reson4nt
    @Reson4nt 4 роки тому +2097

    "I'm a pillow princess" "She was really hot ok? I was into her!"
    Me, a shameless bisexual: ...we do membership cards you know :v

    • @s.p814
      @s.p814 4 роки тому +16

      Why would you feel shame for being bisexual?

    • @Reson4nt
      @Reson4nt 4 роки тому +120

      @@s.p814 No worries friend, I'm not ashamed to be bi. The "recruiting" joke on the other hand is another story lol

    • @s.p814
      @s.p814 4 роки тому +3

      @@Reson4nt oh well thats nice to hear

    • @shwingleman
      @shwingleman 3 роки тому +32

      Where do I get a card

    • @aqualinne4992
      @aqualinne4992 3 роки тому +9

      @@s.p814 cause of biphobic assholes

  • @trinxc66
    @trinxc66 4 роки тому +1246

    Cindy: *claims she is a vanilla girl several times*
    Also Cindy: *chooses scout over Taxedo Mask because he is too vanilla*
    Me: *shocked pikachu face*

    • @trinxc66
      @trinxc66 4 роки тому +26

      Oh, she liked it... She liked it!

    • @nicolelouise9779
      @nicolelouise9779 4 роки тому +9

      I mean I'm straighter than an uncooked noodle and very vanilla, but I'll choose her over Tuxedo Mask who literally broke up bc of a dream or prophecy or whatever instead of communicating/explaining with her. (I forget but did he broke up via phone call?) Prince Diamond isn't the most healthiest man to be in relationship with, but he is FINE and so sad he had to die when he was finally begining his redemption.
      Also that scout we're talking about is literally in a male idol group, but really she's a girl but disguised as a man for whatever reason I forget. Not just crossdressing, she actually changed her body to male!

    • @jun-hs4eo
      @jun-hs4eo 3 роки тому +3

      Tuxedo Mask is probably one of the worst superheroes ever. Tbh that’s why I like Zoisite. He does his job, he’s pretty, AND he stabs Mamoru... twice

  • @jezzy3399
    @jezzy3399 4 роки тому +1219

    Cindy: "I'd choose AI men over real men."
    Me, an avid player of otomes: I see you are of culture as well

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 4 роки тому +30

      I about fell over when not only did "Emotionally-immature AI" popped up (and so EARLY into the video too!) because I was just...experiencing a piece of media where one of the main characters is _exactly_ that--and he's also somehow a hunk AND a complete dork. Adorable personality + _alien_ alien is kinda kryptonite for me, so...
      (I'm not saying who this character is or any other identifying information one could, say, use to put into a Google search. Not even what _category_ of thing it is. Why? Because I am SO EASILY EMBARRASSED and after all I'm writing this on a public UA-cam video. It's not Mystic Messenger, though. The one piece of information I'll say is that it's WAY older than that.)

    • @withcindy
      @withcindy  4 роки тому +101

      I do like otome :3

    • @keri7154
      @keri7154 4 роки тому +3

      @@withcindy this is why I am subbed to you, my girl!! The taste!

    • @omlette_leia6721
      @omlette_leia6721 4 роки тому

      @ur longest legs owo jakdksjdjsjdj YES

    • @misuzuluchia
      @misuzuluchia 4 роки тому

      pure culture here

  • @michellebassuener1633
    @michellebassuener1633 3 роки тому +338

    I’m sorry, but the fact that it was actually said out loud that if someone successfully murdered you it would be a deal breaker in a relationship, is one of the funniest statements I’ve ever heard 😂

    • @brkh96
      @brkh96 2 роки тому

      Novel concept

  • @Jumblebelle
    @Jumblebelle 4 роки тому +673

    She rates things based on how they facilitate banging but then her assessment of 50 guys and 1 girl in a house was all about the logistics lmao

    • @Bighomie39
      @Bighomie39 4 роки тому +20

      To be fair, a 51-person orgy between 1 (presumably) straight girl and 50 (presumably) bi men sounds like a terrible idea before considering STDs

    • @ayblablabla
      @ayblablabla 4 роки тому +2

      Isnt there an anime like that 😂😂😂 there was 12+ brothers who lives with 1 girl and all of them falls in love with her. It's named Brothers Conflict maybe? Lmaooo i was kinda little when I searched about it and I was shock 😂😂😂

  • @ariannaa6964
    @ariannaa6964 4 роки тому +659

    Alternate title: Cindy just wants a himbo to love her pt. 2

  • @happysun101love
    @happysun101love 4 роки тому +564

    Cindy: I’m KNOT quite sure... damn I’m freaking good.
    Me: Her book will be a work of GENIUS...

  • @chara_killahgaming1938
    @chara_killahgaming1938 3 роки тому +667

    Pov: You’re an asexual having weird recommendations but it’s still interesting

  • @beckysbookshelf5081
    @beckysbookshelf5081 4 роки тому +884

    my sheltered, conservative christian parents having ass was truly shaken by this video

  • @kato6196
    @kato6196 4 роки тому +710

    Cindy: sees the star scout pining after sailor moon
    Cindy: hope this doesn't awaken anything in me

    • @withcindy
      @withcindy  4 роки тому +96

      👀👀👀👀👀

    • @sarahrose013
      @sarahrose013 4 роки тому +2

      is this a community refrence?!

    • @kato6196
      @kato6196 4 роки тому

      @@sarahrose013 never seen community! I just know this format as a meme

  • @milliaboo765
    @milliaboo765 4 роки тому +605

    "your boyfriend is your brother but he's not actually your brother"
    *the umbrella academy has entered the chat*

  • @bellastarr9643
    @bellastarr9643 3 роки тому +278

    DID ANYONE ELSE SEE
    "GET A KNOTTING MUG FOR YOUR DAUGHTER SARAH"
    i-

  • @cattd00
    @cattd00 4 роки тому +468

    this just shows that the fanfic world is far and wide lol

  • @dusanvajagic6954
    @dusanvajagic6954 4 роки тому +386

    Imagine going through your old high school yearbook and you google this girl Cindy you went to class with and this video pops up

    • @withcindy
      @withcindy  4 роки тому +222

      Wonder how it feels to find out I'm more successful than all of them

    • @elianaw.1811
      @elianaw.1811 4 роки тому +36

      @@withcindy Shots Firedddddd

    • @LJ-ft3uj
      @LJ-ft3uj 4 роки тому +18

      readwithcindy oop-

    • @veronikaduchajova589
      @veronikaduchajova589 4 роки тому +3

      readwithcindy damn. Love you Cindy

    • @jina8960
      @jina8960 4 роки тому +1

      Ooooooooh

  • @pennykanyaucat
    @pennykanyaucat 4 роки тому +2338

    Cindy: I don't believe in kink-shaming
    me, nodding along, not realizing my headphones aren't in
    my father: pedophilia
    me: I believe in kink-shaming

    • @withcindy
      @withcindy  4 роки тому +1843

      THATS NOT A KINK THATS A DISEASE

    • @imbored8621
      @imbored8621 4 роки тому +322

      That’s illegal

    • @MystFox1314
      @MystFox1314 4 роки тому +26

      Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @TheSapphireLeo
      @TheSapphireLeo 4 роки тому +88

      Yeah. You can like "shota"/"loli", vaguely in fantasy, as a last resort, as they are usually older, if not age ambiguious, but not realistically in this dimention, you don't!

    • @oneringtorulethemagicarp7199
      @oneringtorulethemagicarp7199 4 роки тому +46

      @@TheSapphireLeo yeah, my oppinion on shota/loli stuff, even if they are explicitly young in the thing is... art will be art and people will be fucked forever forward, but considering all the murder in the world happens in media and no ones arguing we should ban all of that and it's not leading people to commit tons of murders... aint nothin you can do about that shit. and to be honest most people I've known who were into shit like that were mostly into it because it made them feel like creeps and beleive it or not there are people who are into that lmao

  • @eaglest0554
    @eaglest0554 3 роки тому +126

    One of my favorites is the jokingly flirtatious friends realise they've actually fallen in love but don't know if the other one feels the same because they've already been jokingly flirting for so long.

  • @margaretbaldwin4416
    @margaretbaldwin4416 4 роки тому +325

    lol cindy’s #1 kink: convenience

  • @flying_pig_girl
    @flying_pig_girl 4 роки тому +535

    "Monster's are kinda like Himbo's" is a hot take i wasn't prepared to hear.

    • @withcindy
      @withcindy  4 роки тому +53

      I ain't wrong

    • @BleachBasket108
      @BleachBasket108 4 роки тому +8

      I'm living for it and now realize why I'm pretty down to try fics with this trope 😂 Himbo-ism is my ultimate weakness

  • @shawnyang435
    @shawnyang435 4 роки тому +750

    I can attest to “girl accidentally falling into guy’s arms” trope in Asian drama. If the angle is right, they even kiss. Or they twirl. Or the guy holds the girl’s waist like an Argentine tango dancer to prevent her from falling to the ground. Either that or car/bicycle accident. That’s literally how every couple meets in Chinese drama.

    • @thethmooteresa
      @thethmooteresa 4 роки тому +59

      👌🏻👌🏻😭😭 I expect my future wife/husband to accidentally spin me in their arms when we meet/trip into each other..
      Edit: Holy didnt expect so many likes :D and P.s I'm expecting my long distance partner to do this typical "Le gasp, we are soul mates" spin to me....in 2 years 🥳🥳👌🏻👌🏻

    • @withcindy
      @withcindy  4 роки тому +146

      Asians are so clumsy

    • @antonellacallegaro5143
      @antonellacallegaro5143 4 роки тому +36

      "like an Argentine tango dancer"
      As an Argentinian, I WAS NOT EXPENCTING THAT.

    • @DoraG99
      @DoraG99 4 роки тому +23

      It’s the equivalent to Hollywood where like a bullet or car or something is about to hit the girl and the guy pulls her out the way but ends up falling on top of her, and they just lay there staring at each other for ages until the crowd comes over like “wOw r U 2 okay?!?!?!” And they have to get up and no one watching is like “ooh shit that’s hot lol let’s leave ‘em to it” lmaooo

    • @ridaimran7565
      @ridaimran7565 4 роки тому +16

      SAME. I though it was just a South Asian thing but it's a whole Asian thing 😂
      Another thing our South Asian movies etc have is stole/ hair of girl getting romantically stuck in guy's watch/sleeve 😂. My hair actually did get stuck in some guy's sleeves and let me tell you nothing romantic about it the guy pulled way too hard and broke a lot of my hair -.-

  • @seself
    @seself 4 роки тому +1691

    "accidental baby acquisition"
    isnt that the same thing as that one egg project that counts as 30% of your grade

    • @cheerio4000
      @cheerio4000 3 роки тому +14

      degrassi vibes

    • @mysticv4mpyre
      @mysticv4mpyre 3 роки тому +13

      @@cheerio4000 omg the *m e m o r i e s*

    • @cheerio4000
      @cheerio4000 3 роки тому +6

      @@mysticv4mpyre I love that show

  • @eviemelona
    @eviemelona 4 роки тому +271

    Waiting for the fic where Cindy's roommate comes home to find her filming a video like this.

    • @withcindy
      @withcindy  4 роки тому +107

      The mailman actually rang the doorbell in the middle of filming this

    • @antoinethename9064
      @antoinethename9064 4 роки тому +16

      @@withcindy k, but did they ring twice?

  • @marleighflowers4078
    @marleighflowers4078 4 роки тому +475

    “im putting this in “not my thing” because i am against human trafficking” cindy comin in with the controversial OPINIONS

  • @hyper-revenge-sio
    @hyper-revenge-sio 3 роки тому +250

    I love how chill you are about all of the kinks, like remaining respectful even if you don't like it
    It's kinda wholesome, ironically

  • @mamaluigi1438
    @mamaluigi1438 4 роки тому +2670

    "I was never really into vampires"
    -Is ok with doing a dog

    • @LightCrib2
      @LightCrib2 3 роки тому +193

      Into werewolves, not vampires.

    • @vermilionrubin
      @vermilionrubin 3 роки тому +109

      Obvious which side of that forever war she's on.

    • @Paraphim
      @Paraphim 3 роки тому +48

      Werewolves are better than vampires. That's it.

    • @lainhikaru5657
      @lainhikaru5657 Рік тому +6

      Dogs don't try to suck your blood though 😄

    • @solsystem1342
      @solsystem1342 Рік тому +15

      ​@@lainhikaru5657
      That's a negative? If my partner's not feeding on my life essence, soul, blood, etc idk what they're doing. Also, vampires are like, people, so they can actually give consent (i understand why other people would like it it's just a bit to much of a streach for me to feel comfy with). Also, lesbian vampires are such an iconic aesthetic it's great.

  • @starlitbri
    @starlitbri 4 роки тому +490

    Cindy: I'm not gonna kinkshame anyone
    Also Cindy: calls us nasty in the thumbnail

  • @deaf-tomcat
    @deaf-tomcat 4 роки тому +434

    me: low pain tolerance, anemic
    also me: very very, way too into vampires and the idea of being bitten.

  • @freaking_out
    @freaking_out 3 роки тому +216

    I like the bullying thing ONLY when it’s like just a bit annoying. Like more of obnoxious pranks such as sticking kick me notes on someone and messing up hair. Innocent but slightly annoying stuff

    • @ummmmno411
      @ummmmno411 2 роки тому +45

      Yeah more just like teasing. If they’re actually calling you offensive words and beating the shit out of you then I don’t see the appeal in that at all lmao

    • @of3788
      @of3788 Рік тому +7

      I think it works really well with same-sex couples because of the trope that a lot of homophobes are just closeted. It could develop into the person they bullied helping them accept themselves and having a redemption arc.

    • @ninjireal
      @ninjireal Рік тому

      @@ummmmno411 fuck I need a woman to beat the shit out of me

  • @AmandaOliveira-bt4hw
    @AmandaOliveira-bt4hw 4 роки тому +402

    no one :
    Urban dictionary: " get a knotting mug for your daugther Sarah!" 3:45

  • @shanerdude8121
    @shanerdude8121 4 роки тому +790

    "Monsters are kinda like himbos" was a sentence I don't think I ever expected to hear.

    • @mxbones9245
      @mxbones9245 4 роки тому +40

      But it was one we needed to hear.

    • @ollie4804
      @ollie4804 3 роки тому +15

      Why is that accurate I'm sobbing

  • @cueintensemusic3403
    @cueintensemusic3403 4 роки тому +498

    "You should seek therapy and not a love interest" is such a good advice please put that in a shirt if ever you plan on making some merch ❤

    • @withcindy
      @withcindy  4 роки тому +88

      Ppl aren't ready to hear that

    • @UltaFlame
      @UltaFlame 4 роки тому +13

      I'd buy that

    • @ummiuno011
      @ummiuno011 4 роки тому +4

      *chanting* New merch! New merch! 😩

    • @NewName007-n3u
      @NewName007-n3u 4 роки тому

      @@withcindy They really aren't ready for that conversation...

    • @nunyabusiness776
      @nunyabusiness776 4 роки тому

      this is a million dollar idea, I would totally buy this

  • @sunshineonmymind7055
    @sunshineonmymind7055 3 роки тому +221

    When your top tier is "Mpreg, Monster, Tentacles, Vampire"
    I think I understand why I like Halloween so much

  • @bicarbonat1
    @bicarbonat1 4 роки тому +471

    "Student-teacher: not my thing"
    That's right, CLAMP, we ain't forget about your CCS fifth-grade teacher giving his fifth-grade student a fifth-grader-sized promise ring

    • @withcindy
      @withcindy  4 роки тому +102

      NOOOOOO

    • @katherinem4468
      @katherinem4468 4 роки тому +42

      Also let's not forget about Sakura's parents with their 9 year age gap (Sakura's mom was 16 and Sakura's dad was 25 when they got married).

    • @repulsethemonkey1396
      @repulsethemonkey1396 4 роки тому +9

      w h a t

    • @pingusmingus
      @pingusmingus 4 роки тому +17

      I dont know if this is the same clamp youre talking about but NO THANKS WE DONT WANT MPREG EGG TEENAGER ✋😳

    • @eggo9543
      @eggo9543 4 роки тому +1

      Whaaaaat

  • @deezballs4733
    @deezballs4733 4 роки тому +771

    Not even going to lie, she’s my new favorite UA-camr. She’s just so hilarious, open minded, and even if you aren’t into the things she’s into, she makes you fall in love with it.

    • @withcindy
      @withcindy  4 роки тому +120

      🥺🥺🥺🥺♥️

    • @fatum3978
      @fatum3978 4 роки тому +14

      Yeah...5 mins in, my first time watching and hit subscribe ez
      ...don't usually think to do that until I'm 20 videos in and I'm like "oh yea that button exists"

    • @smkystnanimations1231
      @smkystnanimations1231 4 роки тому

      Are you banana bread on furry amino?

  • @tychoderkommentator2989
    @tychoderkommentator2989 4 роки тому +585

    AB0, is not based on animal behaviour. It is based on a book studying animal behaviour which was proven wrong in multiple independent studies.

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 4 роки тому +137

      the author got it wrong because he studied wolves in captivity instead of wild ones, which have a more family-like hierarchy thing, and has tried to dismantle his fuck up since forever, but idiots just love the idea of justifying being an asshole if they're buff enough while everyone else has to know their place, and Tumblr even managed to create a subculture proud of being the weak spineless parody of beta wolves because "Alphas are toxic".
      I can't imagine how bad that guy must feel.

    • @lemoncholy3264
      @lemoncholy3264 4 роки тому +5

      Gino Gatash lmaoooo

    • @alexandrarivera7957
      @alexandrarivera7957 4 роки тому +54

      Poor guy helped in making incel culture

    • @3kojimbles895
      @3kojimbles895 4 роки тому +5

      @@ginogatash4030 well isnt it a good parallel? because we are all in captivity

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 4 роки тому +8

      @@3kojimbles895 well we made our own "captivity" so it's not quite the same, but I see what you mean.

  • @cjhs2006
    @cjhs2006 3 роки тому +235

    I Definitely Lean More Towards Smut Rather Than Fluff

  • @BluAnimeLover
    @BluAnimeLover 4 роки тому +432

    “Basically I want a simp”,,,, idk why that stood out to me amongst the many great quotes in this video but I love it

  • @problemistas
    @problemistas 4 роки тому +450

    "monsters are like himbos" imagine seeing a thanos fanfiction in wattpad or something

  • @Zenflower54
    @Zenflower54 3 роки тому +1800

    “Your boyfriend is your brother but he’s not actually your brother” - sword art online who?

    • @beetle7710
      @beetle7710 3 роки тому +91

      Attack on titan

    • @Bea..l0v3
      @Bea..l0v3 3 роки тому +123

      The mortal instruments jace and Clary

    • @zimzalabop8585
      @zimzalabop8585 3 роки тому +86

      vampire knight....

    • @Chloe_is_delulu_
      @Chloe_is_delulu_ 3 роки тому +50

      @@zimzalabop8585 stop that ruined the anime for me I was like omg yes there together and then I was like no NO stop it 😤

    • @zimzalabop8585
      @zimzalabop8585 3 роки тому +37

      @@Chloe_is_delulu_ i prefered Zero actually!! I disliked Kaname so much and then when it turned out they were related I had more reason to hate him lol

  • @Outof8stock
    @Outof8stock 3 роки тому +203

    I have a problem with the teacher kink, every time I have a new professor I'm just like *please don't be handsome* or I would probably fail the class because well-

  • @isabellab-c5351
    @isabellab-c5351 4 роки тому +749

    Why is it that I initially thought that the Cardiophilia one was a lot more literal than it actually was. I thought it meant like... heart out of the chest.... and.... kept in a silken shroud as they carried it wherever they went (Mary Shelley fans will know)

    • @mundanespecter4970
      @mundanespecter4970 4 роки тому +39

      Telltale Heart, but kinkier

    • @lemonsandsushi5642
      @lemonsandsushi5642 4 роки тому +1

      Or the Warlock’s Hairy Heart

    • @youraveragemusicperson2176
      @youraveragemusicperson2176 4 роки тому +11

      @@mundanespecter4970 just imagine Poe writing a kinkier version of the tell tale heart in sophisticated English with a fully straight face lmao

    • @kimmyk3162
      @kimmyk3162 4 роки тому +2

      I thought it was a konk for cardio workouts

    • @eebertdeebert
      @eebertdeebert 4 роки тому

      @@lemonsandsushi5642 Oh, right. That.

  • @MycelianNetwork
    @MycelianNetwork 4 роки тому +390

    Bondage doesn’t have to hurt. My partner is very gentle with me and willing to accommodate. I have sensitive skin, so she was willing to buy meters and meters of silk ropes for shibari/kinbaku instead of using the itchy rope we were using. Aftercare is also super important. Sometimes you can get so deep into a roleplay that you need some reassurance afterwards. My partner always immediately gives me water if I’ve been wearing a gag for too long.

    • @benjaminwilliams8030
      @benjaminwilliams8030 4 роки тому +75

      Honestly love how wholesome this BDSM comment is

    • @Lonii04
      @Lonii04 3 роки тому +30

      I mean Bondage at it self doesn't have anything to do with getting hurt, I mean it doesn't even has to do something with Power exchange, you could just like being tied up 🤷🏼‍♀️ same goes for a D/s relationship... Not all subs are masochists and not all Doms sadist

  • @staninsertkpopgroup1181
    @staninsertkpopgroup1181 4 роки тому +1280

    The fact she takes the time to consider each of the kinks made me lose it

  • @monstergirlinc8707
    @monstergirlinc8707 3 роки тому +78

    most of my kinks started as me joking and memeing, and then now im like "fuck, i guess i like it now"

  • @jacobd1984
    @jacobd1984 4 роки тому +421

    “We’re going to move on before I discover something I didn’t know before.” Listen, journeys of sexual self discovery are great and all, but they really cut into your productivity ya know?

    • @withcindy
      @withcindy  4 роки тому +119

      We don't have time to unpack all of that

    • @mellobii
      @mellobii 4 роки тому +7

      WHeEzE

  • @ESE33
    @ESE33 4 роки тому +486

    This is the worst and the best at the same time

  • @ramshafarooq
    @ramshafarooq 4 роки тому +477

    the accidental baby acquisition sounds like the game Episode: The Baby Project

    • @withcindy
      @withcindy  4 роки тому +88

      Of course episode would have that

    • @ramshafarooq
      @ramshafarooq 4 роки тому +7

      @@starlesscitiess KSKKJSSALDJS

    • @grassj6002
      @grassj6002 4 роки тому +2

      **flashbacks** oh god no please no

  • @haveyouseenreki6700
    @haveyouseenreki6700 3 роки тому +171

    This feels like my aunt trying to explain to me different types of things in the world and I’m just slowly nodding as a closeted asexual

  • @pikachew6135
    @pikachew6135 4 роки тому +695

    “Animal falls in love with human, becomes a human, tries to get human to fall in love with them.” Basically shrek 2 by memory only difference they were in love

  • @galacticfire9727
    @galacticfire9727 3 роки тому +3338

    I’m so used to UA-cam being horrendous when it comes to kinkshaming and making fun of kinks so having someone actually looking into stuff and being pretty respectful to stuff they’re not into is a breath of fresh air honestly

    • @beth7935
      @beth7935 3 роки тому +174

      Yeah, kinkshaming people's *fantasies*, like stuff they'd read or write fanfic about but never do, is just... Look, come back & bother me when I'm actually hurting someone, yeah? People don't assume you're a potential killer if you read murder mysteries, but reading questionable smut means you're a sexual predator.
      With real-life kinks tho, I've only come across vanilla-shaming & straight-shaming, but that's crappy too.

    • @beth7935
      @beth7935 3 роки тому +30

      @Hana Belle Absolutely 100% agreed :)

    • @StarDustedCloud
      @StarDustedCloud Рік тому +14

      DEAR GOD I READ THIS IN BILL CYPHER'S VOICE IN MY HEAD BECAUSE OF THE PROFILE PICTURE I CANNOT BREATHE AT THE IDEA OF HIM DEFENDING KINKS

    • @ARCHIVED9610
      @ARCHIVED9610 Рік тому +4

      @@StarDustedCloud LMAOO SAME

  • @chelseajames9734
    @chelseajames9734 4 роки тому +141

    Cindy explaining why she changed the emojis on the "Sure" category was me trying to explain my thesis to my professor

    • @withcindy
      @withcindy  4 роки тому +39

      U told ur professor u were down to clown?

    • @chelseajames9734
      @chelseajames9734 4 роки тому +14

      @@withcindy 👁️👅👁️

    • @thethmooteresa
      @thethmooteresa 4 роки тому +3

      @@chelseajames9734 I wouldn't blame ya sister

  • @laurapersilva1882
    @laurapersilva1882 3 роки тому +86

    I hate the billionare trope// naive girl trope because every single one of the books I've ever read about it just had a lot of sexisism and it just groses me

    • @_youngcomrade_
      @_youngcomrade_ Рік тому

      This, & also bc billionaires are the absolute scum of the earth & shouldn't exist. Like.. imagine thinking your capitalist overlord oppressor is sexy lmfao 🥴🤢🤮

    • @yo.hi..
      @yo.hi.. Рік тому +3

      Praise by sara cate is a really good one imo. it has this trope but it's executed well and not sexist at all!

  • @baileyanderson2782
    @baileyanderson2782 4 роки тому +561

    Cindy: How did you even trip? The ground was flat?!
    Me: *tripping on the FLAT floor and spraining my ankle when I was walking* you were saying?

    • @lauracorbet4823
      @lauracorbet4823 4 роки тому +7

      I trip on flat ground once a day so.... relatable

    • @ricegorm
      @ricegorm 3 роки тому +6

      Same! My ankle has a tendency to spontaneously "roll" for no reason whatsoever

    • @luuuuux_
      @luuuuux_ 3 роки тому +5

      That’s nothing. I trip on air and a lot weirder stuff on a daily basis and get hurt a lot.

    • @excusemethisisjinhitentert9053
      @excusemethisisjinhitentert9053 3 роки тому

      i step on legos and it hurts more than getting kicked into the fucking balls
      okay im not sure both hurts like shit but a step on a lego fitted more

  • @marziacosta2269
    @marziacosta2269 4 роки тому +296

    "If someone succeded in murdering me... that would kinda be a deal breaker for me"
    Readwithcindy, 2020

  • @yeolnii
    @yeolnii 4 роки тому +731

    if everyone here had a zoom call and talked about this topic shit about to go down

  • @hatchet1013
    @hatchet1013 2 роки тому +98

    Cindy in this video "We're gonna move on before I discover something I didn't know"
    Cindy's most recent video "So I have a gf now"

  • @kumoduo
    @kumoduo 4 роки тому +180

    me: reads title
    also me: I'm ready to be k i n k s h a m e d

    • @withcindy
      @withcindy  4 роки тому +48

      Maybe that's ur kink

    • @kumoduo
      @kumoduo 4 роки тому +8

      @@withcindy 👀

  • @KagamiHN
    @KagamiHN 4 роки тому +396

    me, before 50 shades: i just want a hot rich man
    me, after the fae gave me "a hot rich man" with 50 shades: i want a hot rich man whos responsible, has morals, respects my boundaries, smiles sometimes? open to therapy, wants to make me happy, isn't possessive, donates to charity, is environmentally concious, likes animals, believes in equality, supports BLM, isn't homophobic or transphobic-

    • @withcindy
      @withcindy  4 роки тому +70

      SAME

    • @harperhale-gibson1102
      @harperhale-gibson1102 4 роки тому +28

      tony stark

    • @lavieenrose0824
      @lavieenrose0824 4 роки тому +11

      Basically Kim Namjoon

    • @KagamiHN
      @KagamiHN 4 роки тому +1

      @@lavieenrose0824 gurl i feel so attacked by this cuz my old username was joonie eYE-

    • @lavieenrose0824
      @lavieenrose0824 4 роки тому +5

      mew Namjoon do be qualified for all the requirements list above😂😂😂💜

  • @Clever_Catchphrase
    @Clever_Catchphrase 4 роки тому +245

    GOD, domestic fics are my bread and butter. Can you imagine; owning a house so you don't have to deal with a landlord, living with someone you like and who likes you back, and being financially stable to the point where you don't stress over bills? I'm getting hot and bothered just thinking about it.
    I hope you make more of these (so we can one day make the ultimate cindy-tailored fic that will turn you into an emotional mess). I hope you don't mind me sharing a couple of fluffy kinks of my own to inspire you.
    *Growing Old Together:* Character A isn't as young and beautiful as they used to be, but Character B's heart still beats fast when they see them, and every day they wake up thinking "How did I get so lucky?" BONUS POINTS: easily make the fic hurt/comfort by giving one of the characters dementia, but the other character still loves them even when their S.O. no longer recognizes/remembers them
    *Found Family:* Angsty teens/young adults who aren't loved by their blood relatives finding a home with each other. (Honestly, I'm surprised this one wasn't brought up yet on either list)
    *Adopt a Pet:* Fun alternative if you don't like the idea of your OTP having kids. They adopt a dog and try their best to become good pet parents. Bonus points if they get a grumpy cat, and the characters must learn to respect the cat's boundries to earn its trust.
    *Size Difference:* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aside from the obvious sexy implication, I love pairings that have one big, one small character. I especially love if the big character is a shy softie, while the little one is a snarky ball of fire. Branching out, I also love body positivity fics. Big characters that are literally plus sized/over weight, and their S.O. loves their rolls and flab and chub all the same or even more so.
    *Massages:* Real talk, rub my back and I am fucking yours. Same with back scratches and that tingly feeling you get when someone runs their hands through your hair. A subcategory I also enjoy would be Touch Starvation, especially if Character A has a prickly personality who doesn't like physical contact, and only allows Character B to touch/hug them, but Character B is out of town for some reason and Character A craves their embrace.
    *Comedic Dates:* Character A planned a fun day for Character B, but hijinks ensue and each activity goes wrong for some reason. Bonus points if Character A is more introverted, but they try to step out of their shell to make Character B happy, but Character B is just so touched because Character A tried their best for them.
    *Getting Enough Fucking Sleep:* I actually don't know if this highly specific kink has a name, but Characters A and B bought a new matress yesterday and just had the most amazing sleep of their life. They wake up so well rested, no aches or cramps from bad bed springs, and they're so content and full of energy, but want to stay in bed becuase it's just so damn comfortable. Bonus points if they cuddle.

    • @withcindy
      @withcindy  4 роки тому +59

      Omg all of this is so PURE!!!!?!!!!!!

    • @Clever_Catchphrase
      @Clever_Catchphrase 4 роки тому +14

      @@withcindy had to wash the nasty out ;p (Just kidding, everybody's allowed like what they like. Only he who is without kink can cast the first shame and that aint me by a long shot)

    • @mehvishi3672
      @mehvishi3672 4 роки тому +1

      Well, I'm definitely convinced!!

    • @TunaScroll
      @TunaScroll 4 роки тому +2

      Omg I always look for size kink stuff but for some reason it’s rare that I find it in art, animation, etc. so I just write/draw the damn sh** myself lol

    • @hafsareads4202
      @hafsareads4202 4 роки тому +4

      It's like you sifted through my brain and pulled out my innermost desires and wrote them down??!! I am an absolute slut for a good domestic fic. A++ if any of these sub categories are mentioned. Wow I just love these so much 😩

  • @itsrainingmelons6202
    @itsrainingmelons6202 3 роки тому +45

    I DISCOVERED KNOTTING DURING AN INNOCENT GOOGLE SEARCH ON HOW TO TIE KNOTS AND NOW MY LIFE IS RUINED

  • @iandellera4316
    @iandellera4316 4 роки тому +380

    "Theyre human now. Thats okay-"
    Me: You werent the cindy ive once knew.
    *youve changed*