Tomar fed us all parasites he put them in the water they’re in me they’re in me they’re in my brain help help help tomar has gotten me tomar controls me he’s taken over kill me help he’s in my mind
Bibser and Ottoheckel do a better job than these guys. All Oney does to make money is live stream for an hour, and people collectively pay $10,000 for Adam to be high and brain dead.
There are at least two examples of "Wake up Lyle" one from Worms and one from Whiplash, so there are enough moments to create a "Wake up Lyle" compilation.
brings me back to when tomar "misinterpreted" a fan coming up to say hello to him as a threat and turned their head into a cottage cheese-esque substance
34:39 Chris getting Zach to break by mimicking his "d-d-d-d" was such a hidden gem. Never noticing that makes me feel like I need to watch the whole Little Nightmares series.
22:33 I know this is a bold claim, but Cory forgetting the name of Limp Bizkit over and over again *after* saying it correctly the first time is probably the most melted his brain has ever been.
Never forget, Cory is a total troll. Dude used to be a true menace to society. He might actually think thos, or just once made this mistake in his confised mind and keeps doing it to piss people off.
i love them both, and i've already seen every single clip of zach and tomar and dingdong and julian and lyle, but it still upsets me to see a new comp and it be mostly cory
@@randalabra3852 yeah cory and adam seem like nice dudes and they have their moments but I can actually feel my brain slowly start to un wrinkle itself whenever adam struggles to speak basic sentences and cory spergs out on sonic toys or some other childish thing.
@@Carbon3979Cory being incredibly dense and confidently wrong about 85% of the stuff he argues about makes me wanna drive my head through a wall sometimes.
That would save me so much time from having to start the next compilation every time one ends, I could finally have one cohesive video to watch forever and wake me up when they scream when I'm sleeping! This is a really good idea
When I got a massive sunburn across my whole back, I watched oneyplays endlessly because the laughter helped me with the pain. Now that I'm being absolutely screwed in University, I watch oneyplays to make me feel better. Oneyplays is where I go when I'm in physical pain or when I'm frustrated and upset.
Zachstein Island is advertised as a happy place where you watch and draw cartoons all day long but in reality you receive horrific body alterations that makes you look like you’re from one of his hypotheticals (mouth 2X bigger, head 1% smaller, etc)
I fell asleep with this on almost immediately, and that Rayman/Rain Man bit made me have a nightmare about that scene in the movie where Tom Cruise turns on the bathtub and Raymond starts freaking out and hitting himself
Speaking of that classic line, it’s sad that compilation’s don’t feature DD or Julian episodes anymore :/ these compilations would be so much more interesting if there were moments from 2024 mixed with 2017
@@SubberCommentator900 It seriously is. Absolutely my favorite era of youtube, It’s Especially crazy considering we got a Best of nonsense and That trio absolutely had some slop come out of their mouth but none of it was in there ☹️☹️
Yes, his bits are poor. If the dude took away his ego and his want to constantly talk over everybody and rant on something nobody wants to listen to, maybe he'd be liked. Crazy that a grown man hasn't realized that yet
I think we all have a friend like Cory. Super hard worker who does great stuff but when there's no work being done their brain shuts off and takes everyone elses with it.
Lyle gets it man, the funniest thing ever is to hear a word and then be like “isn’t that the *explanation of a word that’s similar*” like turnbuckle being Arbuckle lmfao, the only issue is sometimes people think you’re serious and try to correct you which isn’t fun :(
I listen to these compilations at work, and at 5am in pitch darkness I thought I had schizophrenia from the LOTR gameplay bc of how it plays in one earphone. Almost had a fear stroke hearing a demon beside me.
One of the worst things about these is that they are constantly evolving. They will come out with another one of these in some two years and we go through the cycles all over again.
7:10 Are they accidentally referencing Zachs Goblin character Grimbo from JonTrons food games episode? He points a wand at Jon and says "I curse you, I curse you"
6:26 Namaste is a tiny bow, like you incline your head when you nod at someone, or just slightly incline forward. Podaste (poe - da - stay) is a _deep_ bow, like you deep bend at the hips, level with the ground
i DEMAND a "best of every time a bead of sweat has rolled down tomar's glorious glistening bald head only for zach to surreptitiously lick it off before anyone notices" compilation or i will UNSUBSCRIBE!!!!
There's a lump in my brain that specifically tells me to click on these compilations that I've seen before but in a different order and context.
Tomar fed us all parasites he put them in the water they’re in me they’re in me they’re in my brain help help help tomar has gotten me tomar controls me he’s taken over kill me help he’s in my mind
Bibser and Ottoheckel do a better job than these guys. All Oney does to make money is live stream for an hour, and people collectively pay $10,000 for Adam to be high and brain dead.
Best of brain rot clump
@@jasbdmsbwhomp whomp they still funny
@@jasbdmsb W honestly
whenever i think you’ve scraped the bottom of the barrel, you somehow find a new layer of gunk to feed us with
act like you're not crinkling your feet as you lick that gunk off the floor
There are at least two examples of "Wake up Lyle" one from Worms and one from Whiplash, so there are enough moments to create a "Wake up Lyle" compilation.
Yum yum 😋
this is the equivalent of the single big dandruf
@@lookfat I don't even think he was being critical.
brings me back to when tomar "misinterpreted" a fan coming up to say hello to him as a threat and turned their head into a cottage cheese-esque substance
he's been too powerful ever since he acquired all 8 rare tomar emeralds
As gross as it was it WAS impressive, I also didn't know spines could bend that way. I learned alot that day.
taste wise or texture wise? cause the texture is the worst part about cottage cheese, if it's just taste i could fuck with that
@Vaguer_Weevil
It'd be pretty cool but they all come out tomarded and that's pretty not cool.
@@KanadasKid I like the texture am I a freak
34:39 Chris getting Zach to break by mimicking his "d-d-d-d" was such a hidden gem. Never noticing that makes me feel like I need to watch the whole Little Nightmares series.
before starting i just know “would you like to sharpen a pencil” is on here 😭
LMFAO
It’s DONE
honestly the most iconic of misunderstandings
God it better be
The amount of times I was forced to see that painful fucking bit could not be counted.
Best of breathing air between sentences
Best of turning away from the mic to scream
best of war crimes (every single video ever)
this but it should be ONLY the moments they breathe between sentencess
Every non-word vocalization compilation
Can’t wait for BEST OF MISPRONUNCIATION
BEST OF MISGENDERING
That’s just the Corey and Adam compilations fused together
17:46:21 compilation of Corey
Pt 2 is Adam
Best of autism is gonna be huge
Longest comp in oney history
22:33 I know this is a bold claim, but Cory forgetting the name of Limp Bizkit over and over again *after* saying it correctly the first time is probably the most melted his brain has ever been.
can't wait for the best of coughing/sneezing
The abusive dad who sneezes into his son's mouth
Id honestly love that. Sneezing is funny to me for some reason.
@@RacingSnails64 from the tale of Timmy Two
Based pfp 😎👌🏻
@theduck7346 _Tommy_ two my dear boy
Cory's refusal to separate Linkin Park from Limp Bizkit is the most infuriating Cory thing I've heard.
Oh jesus that's horrifying.
Lip Buzzcut?
Yeah but we got the phrase "Lint Bizkit" out of it, so like, you win some you lose some.
Never forget, Cory is a total troll. Dude used to be a true menace to society. He might actually think thos, or just once made this mistake in his confised mind and keeps doing it to piss people off.
@L.Pondera no these are all his genuine thoughts this is just him
Enough is enough. Keep hotdogs $1.50.
Lemme guess, it’s gonna be 70% Corey/Adam shenanigans
i love them both, and i've already seen every single clip of zach and tomar and dingdong and julian and lyle, but it still upsets me to see a new comp and it be mostly cory
@@randalabra3852 yeah cory and adam seem like nice dudes and they have their moments but I can actually feel my brain slowly start to un wrinkle itself whenever adam struggles to speak basic sentences and cory spergs out on sonic toys or some other childish thing.
@@Carbon3979Cory being incredibly dense and confidently wrong about 85% of the stuff he argues about makes me wanna drive my head through a wall sometimes.
@@tylermcroy6720his take on limp bizkit really got to you, huh?
@@Carbon3979 no wonder I don’t like Cory so much, he actually makes my brain smooth when I hear him…. Adam is aight
The laugh at “Zachstein’s Island” always makes me smile.
Ain’t even watched it yet but I just know Tomar is going to ask “is Peter Griffin really based on a baseball player?” and it’s funny every time.
This is my most highly anticipated bit in this compilation
How in the hell do you mix it up that bad. Who was he thinking of??
@@bingdinggold1877probably Blake Griffin
Even if he's a basketball player
@@GG_AKA_GAVINno he just missed a topic shift lol, it was right after they were talking about Peter Griffin and Tomar was distracted.
"I was talking about Everybody Hates Raymond"
that is such a Cory thing to say, he's conflating "Everybody Hates Chris" and "Everybody Loves Raymond"
I do that too
@@NBDbingo5 I looked them up because I knew that one of them was "everyONE", not "everyBODY", and I wasn't sure which one
they both say everyBODY
I always, ALWAYS accidentally say "Everybody love Raven" like the chick from "That's so Raven" and it pisses me the fuck off lmao.
He tricked me into thinking that was the name too
Breaking Seinfeld
12:06 Zach was about to say "situation" but corrected himself to "sichiation"
"I curse you" could be a reference to the JonTron Food Games video. The line is voiced by Zach, as it happens.
Yes
ZACH WAS THE GOBLIN?
@@AshTronaut99 Zach was indeed the voice of Grimbo (not the one in the costume though, I'm 99.5% sure). He was also in a couple episodes of Starcade
Thanks for putting these questions to rest
@@Hylian_Herald He was one of the writers of Starcade too
21:21 I can hear Cory's brain sludge pouring out of his ear and then slurping back up once he comes back to reality for a minute.
Next thing you know, they’re gonna post a video compilation that’s just every single video they’ve ever uploaded…
They have to do a Best of "Best of" Compilations compilation first
Best of autism! Ive been saying this for like 7 years
and it takes multiple years to fully watch.
"Oneyplays- Complete Series"
That would save me so much time from having to start the next compilation every time one ends, I could finally have one cohesive video to watch forever and wake me up when they scream when I'm sleeping! This is a really good idea
When I got a massive sunburn across my whole back, I watched oneyplays endlessly because the laughter helped me with the pain. Now that I'm being absolutely screwed in University, I watch oneyplays to make me feel better.
Oneyplays is where I go when I'm in physical pain or when I'm frustrated and upset.
It's been 3 months, is your life still this cycle of pain and laughter begetting yet more pain?
You guys are just edging us at this point
Glad you enjoyed bro
Ong
Oneyplays: best of shooting a big hot load all over my screen
If the comps are the edging, then whats the bust/ the coming
@@theduck7346 you, replying to my comment 🥴
At least half of these aren't even misinterpretations. I can respect the hustle.
Timestamps?
@shanemiller1182 I do not have time to pull timestamps for an observation I made off the cuff sorry my dude
@@kevo-o-o damn…
Timestamps?
@@kevo-o-o such as?
Mom get in here, OneyPlays uploaded another massive compilation strung together with a vague theme that's barely conformed to!
I'm high and 3:40 scared the fuck out of me lmao
I'm lying in bed sick with some kind of stomach bug and that made me jump, lol
im sober and that shit gave me chills
@@Blue-bf8lv Lmao
Cant help but remember when Cory called the Compass the Rombus.
*Rhumbus
“Oh my goodness glaciers…” fucking kills me every time
It's fun and funny to say, gonna try to use that from now on
when lyle said "the Coomler elves in their gross tree, making soggy biscuits" i literally shit
Soggy biscuit
Did the fish go crazy?
@@nonytknocker where do you think all that great music came from? RIP
Zachstein Island is advertised as a happy place where you watch and draw cartoons all day long but in reality you receive horrific body alterations that makes you look like you’re from one of his hypotheticals (mouth 2X bigger, head 1% smaller, etc)
Anything with Cory recalling the holocaust as the hodaddy or wondering why there was a potato famine because theres ground everywhere is fine with me
That peter griffin scared me so badly that I could see my vision brightening as my pupils dilated
I Knew It Would Happen Because Of Your Comment And It Still Caught Me Off Guard
I read this comment like 5 seconds before it happened. Like your comment actually saved me. Thank you
Greta Thunberg cursing everyone at the UN is way funnier than it should be
I fell asleep with this on almost immediately, and that Rayman/Rain Man bit made me have a nightmare about that scene in the movie where Tom Cruise turns on the bathtub and Raymond starts freaking out and hitting himself
That Peter Griffin jumpscared me
"Namaste. Just happy accidents." - Bob Ross
One of the best in the “best of” series yet! Can’t wait to see how this genre develops! My sleep has never been better.
Bro... remember when Chris was asked to be On HBOs Dune
Wait... he wasn't paul???
Cory's reaction to hearing "Skuttlebutt" is priceless. iykyk
When's the best of using our larynx, lips, and tongue to form words compilation coming out?
In 15 years
i swear to god if this doesn’t have “return my wig or suffer the slab”
It’s *MARIO* Mom…
Zach is acting like that no good *Wario* again in the thumbnail
Speaking of that classic line, it’s sad that compilation’s don’t feature DD or Julian episodes anymore :/ these compilations would be so much more interesting if there were moments from 2024 mixed with 2017
@@SubberCommentator900 It seriously is. Absolutely my favorite era of youtube, It’s Especially crazy considering we got a Best of nonsense and That trio absolutely had some slop come out of their mouth but none of it was in there ☹️☹️
@@SubberCommentator900there’s already a HUGE amount of those comps on UA-cam though
@@mega_bird700 Yeah but it would be interesting to see old and new videos meet a particular theme.
48:56 Corey trying to relate the pronunciation of Mercury and Mario together is really fun
The "I Curse You!" bit never fails to make me laugh, especially since it started because of Zach.
I feel bad for Cory. He doesn't do bits poorly, his methods are just never understood
He's too ahead of his time man 😥
@@InfiniteBeakhe’s ahead of his time, before his time, and somehow also after his time.
Yes, his bits are poor. If the dude took away his ego and his want to constantly talk over everybody and rant on something nobody wants to listen to, maybe he'd be liked. Crazy that a grown man hasn't realized that yet
if the cory translator bit isnt in this than ill scream until mucus leaks out of my ears
I think we all have a friend like Cory. Super hard worker who does great stuff but when there's no work being done their brain shuts off and takes everyone elses with it.
Funny how cory hates Limp Biscuit for being whiny but likes Crush 40
I’m convinced he doesn’t know who Limp Bizkit is
This is nothing, this was literally just nothing
Lyle gets it man, the funniest thing ever is to hear a word and then be like “isn’t that the *explanation of a word that’s similar*” like turnbuckle being Arbuckle lmfao, the only issue is sometimes people think you’re serious and try to correct you which isn’t fun :(
More than half of these are just cory being smooth brain lol
Now do BEST OF HATE SPEECH
It's just four hours of disjointed gameplay dubbed over with _Donkey Kong_ noises but we all know which ones are Tomar.
@@DistractedGlobeGuyYou mean all of them?
i had my phoeb in my pocket sorry
Babe, get off the toilet! New Oneyplay Best of! Babe!
I listen to these compilations at work, and at 5am in pitch darkness I thought I had schizophrenia from the LOTR gameplay bc of how it plays in one earphone. Almost had a fear stroke hearing a demon beside me.
The Peter griffin jump scare really made me jolt in terror
10:17 Chris going "That's pretty cool actually." is soo funny
My sense of humor is mutating, my friends and family are worried and banding together. I enjoy their covers
it's actually so impressive how wrong cory gets names
Can't wait to hear the translation bit with Cory, Chris and Zach for the 1000th time. That debacle always tickle a specific part of my brain.
Place the doll on the Pennis - Joshua Tolmar
Best of Lyle intentionally misinterpreting things while Cory unintentionally does it
WE NEED BEST OF NIAAAAALL
It’s just him falling over on a loop, 10 hours
@@SubberCommentator900 I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE STAIRS NIAAAAAAAAL
NIAAAAALL more like AAAAANILL
@@abildamil i TOLD you dog!!!!
20:39 As soon as he says Jalapenos I just think of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys i cant LMFAOOOO
Can't wait for the BEST OF BEST OF COMPILATIONS
WOW! 1 hour, 21 minutes, and 47 seconds of Adam reading dialogue! I can't believe it!!!!!!!
One of the worst things about these is that they are constantly evolving. They will come out with another one of these in some two years and we go through the cycles all over again.
It's so hot when Cory does his signature ahigao
The wrestling duo of John Turnbuckle and his buff cat, Gorefield
release the Schneider cut chris
Chris crinkling his feet for four hours
This video put a big Cheshire Cat grin across my face
Where’s best of oneysays? Where it’s anytime oney has said something?
Chris falling from the clown room and transitioning to smeegol was one of the BEST edits I've EVER seen on this CHANNEL
7:10 Are they accidentally referencing Zachs Goblin character Grimbo from JonTrons food games episode? He points a wand at Jon and says "I curse you, I curse you"
44:40 is Cory just permanently and extremely sleep deprived or is he actually stupid? Genuinely cant tell sometimes
6:26
Namaste is a tiny bow, like you incline your head when you nod at someone, or just slightly incline forward.
Podaste (poe - da - stay) is a _deep_ bow, like you deep bend at the hips, level with the ground
The Irish potato famine bit is great, should have included the whole reaction
Love u fellas but please include more from the DD/Julian era (& OneyStays) for these ♥️
Hi slop dog
@@toshibe2805hi!
cant wait for "best of gameplay" and its just 9 hours of no commentary gameplay
Love that Zach is basically just drawn as Charlie now
Thank you Chris for this compilation (Chris made this compilation he said he makes them on the stream last night)
I know people overuse this phrase, but this compilation is actually turning me stupider
"Your move, China." Lmfaoo
These are somehow not clips I've seen millions of times, keep up the good work.
I always enjoy the thumbnails
I see Zach’s botched circumcision job has worked out well for his new 2025 twitch con cosplay
1:18:17 its so rare that i actually laugh hard at anything anymore but that fn got me
Grimbo may live another day…
16:18 the idea that Tomar had no idea what "thine" was when these guys are his friends is astounding.
when are we getting 'Best of Delusions' and its all the times they refer to and address a nonexistent figure seemingly called 'Tomar?'
i DEMAND a "best of every time a bead of sweat has rolled down tomar's glorious glistening bald head only for zach to surreptitiously lick it off before anyone notices" compilation or i will UNSUBSCRIBE!!!!
worth it to hear Jumboot Jamstrang again
It hurts oh god it hurts
Can't wait for "Best of Situations"
37:13 the resilience bit fucking ruined me, Adam and Corey are a frightening force of chaos
I don't think any of these clips have shown up in any compilation yet, I'm impressed
this is just best of gaslighting but whenever chris was using his inception mind powers to put wrong ideas in people's heads
Can't wait for the next best of the best of compilations, compilation.
*erm...* is there a *Mister* Interpretations?
Chad Big The Cat: “That’s me babe”
I both have and haven't seen this exact compilation before
When are we getting the “Best of Breathing and Swallowing and Mouth Noises
I can't believe the famous "May I sharpen a pencil" bit isn't on here.
3:10 "scary tales to say to tell in the dark" The unfortunate pseudoname spaz kid