WNBA SUCKS!! BEST WNBA RANT ON YOUTUBE!!

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  • @nick0875
    @nick0875 Рік тому +2991

    The most attention the WNBA got is when on of their "stars" got caught being a criminal in another country.

    • @brettrobinson2901
      @brettrobinson2901 Рік тому +38

      CRIMINALITY!... EQUALS VITALITY!....for the wnba....WHUT!?...WHUT?!!

    • @Ray-c1r
      @Ray-c1r Рік тому +7

      Lol

    • @notfromhere8889
      @notfromhere8889 Рік тому +23

      It was a vape cartridge or something. She isn't a criminal

    • @nick0875
      @nick0875 Рік тому +173

      @@notfromhere8889 You do realize that possession of an illegal substance does in fact mean that you are violating the law and are a criminal? As much as you can say the arrest and detention were politically motivated, having the contraband in her possession did give them a reason to arrest her.

    • @militanthippy7613
      @militanthippy7613 Рік тому +15

      ​@@nick0875 Slavery used to be "legal." Does that mean slavery was legit?
      Last time I checked, a crime requires an injured party. Someone had property damaged/stolen, or they were physically hurt? Then a crime was committed. Someone who smokes a leaf, who's the victim?
      If you equate legality with morality (especially when those parameters are set by kid diddlers) you're in for a bad time.

  • @doloman77
    @doloman77 Рік тому +822

    "The whole season is a off night" , there's no coming back after that 😂

    • @johnbalnis1972
      @johnbalnis1972 Рік тому +22

      Yeah all 40 games. They don’t even play half as many games as the men. 😳

    • @bballgriot4060
      @bballgriot4060 Рік тому +1

      YES THERE IS A COMEBACK FOR SAYING THE WHOLE NBA SEASON IS AN "OFF NIGHT".
      THE ENTIRE CELTICS DYNASTY WAS AN "OFF NIGHT", as far as SHOOTING GOES.
      The Celtics had the NBA's LOWEST FG% for several years of their Dynasty, yet still TOTALLY DOMINATED the NBA.
      Go figure out why.

    • @Mahmouddal82
      @Mahmouddal82 Рік тому +1

      No he said one better, you missed it. He said the logo was probably a missed layup. Stop it, get some help

  • @TheSilentMajorityNation
    @TheSilentMajorityNation Рік тому +386

    LMFAO "this video will get more views than an average Wnba game" DAMN THAT WAS WILD 😂

    • @secretsanta9046
      @secretsanta9046 11 місяців тому +14

      It’s going to get 10x the views of the next 5 years of theirs finals COMBINED!!

    • @antoniotrivelloni8191
      @antoniotrivelloni8191 9 місяців тому +3

      This video as of 2/12/2024 has 577k views. According to Statista, around 505k people (cap) watch the average WNBA game.

    • @jwillwork3683
      @jwillwork3683 9 місяців тому

      😂😂😂

    • @Jameywells777
      @Jameywells777 9 місяців тому

      By far

    • @ModernMozart1104
      @ModernMozart1104 7 місяців тому +4

      Bruh when he showed the silhoutte and said "I bet you whoever this is missed the layup." LMAOOOO

  • @clint927
    @clint927 Рік тому +685

    Smaller ball, shorter games, closer 3 pt line, shorter season, all ok, but lowering that rim is where they draw the line.😂

    • @HansLotap
      @HansLotap Рік тому +60

      Thats why they are a joke. 🤣

    • @MallPeaMallCow
      @MallPeaMallCow Рік тому

      My baby girl said, “I wish they would lower the rim, so I can dunk on that big girl” 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @DavidTMSN
      @DavidTMSN 11 місяців тому +12

      Last stand I suppose.
      It didn't work for General Custer either.

    • @Str8Maddeness
      @Str8Maddeness 11 місяців тому +1

      Speak!!

    • @TravisMcGee151
      @TravisMcGee151 11 місяців тому +18

      Every time a team scores a point the other team has to take off one article of clothing. Maybe not, those are some ugly women.

  • @ClarenceGordon-z6d
    @ClarenceGordon-z6d Рік тому +1866

    They want equality? Play with the same size ball. Play the same amount of minutes a game. Play 82 regular season games. Play 4 rounds of best of 7 for the playoffs.

    • @dominicdo2719
      @dominicdo2719 Рік тому +269

      Heck give them the same contract for that NBA players get. Since it's based off of revenue, the players would have to pay money since the league is in the negative every year.

    • @ThatLampTho
      @ThatLampTho Рік тому +83

      hold up i didn't even know they played a few games and they expect to be paid what again? agree with the other comment. they backed off the demand for millions in salary but want the same profit share? then they should be paying the loss as well

    • @Flankenstein187
      @Flankenstein187 Рік тому +20

      I just said the she thing before opening up the comments... cheers!!! Play with a bigger ball then!!! 😂

    • @radityapoerwanto7018
      @radityapoerwanto7018 Рік тому +91

      They can't play 82 games. It cost money to rent arena, pay staffs, etc.
      And when they can't fill seats, 82 games is financial suicide

    • @sublime90
      @sublime90 Рік тому +37

      and play against men. britney said she wants trans women to have more opportunities.

  • @BigRedDragonFan
    @BigRedDragonFan 5 місяців тому +20

    After what’s been going on with Clark, this resonates even more. The players are trying to take her out, teammates aren’t supporting her, and everyone is trashing her.

    • @Swaggernaut_X
      @Swaggernaut_X 5 місяців тому +1

      Her teammates can't catch a outlet pass at all either.

    • @User-b9q2z
      @User-b9q2z 4 місяці тому

      Can you blame them? She's shining a light on how terrible they are

  • @jenjins
    @jenjins Рік тому +579

    How are you going to demand respect and more money when you aren’t earning either?!

    • @SiravaD
      @SiravaD Рік тому +20

      That was heat.

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn Рік тому +8

      Damn.. Bars!!

    • @2w0nGranTurismo
      @2w0nGranTurismo Рік тому +8

      they not understanding this though

    • @TheFLiZiP
      @TheFLiZiP Рік тому +15

      Woman soccer team did same thing and they got beat by 15 year Olds and now new tournament going on and the woman have lost 3 games with total scores over the 3 games is 24-1 lmao

    • @AxelGomezKicks
      @AxelGomezKicks Рік тому +4

      Because thats what women do

  • @dontebullard7423
    @dontebullard7423 Рік тому +774

    The WNBA is like me playing 2K on the hardest difficulty. Miss tons of shots and barely get any points.

    • @KimaniAjamu
      @KimaniAjamu Рік тому +90

      And missing wide open dunks

    • @110demon
      @110demon Рік тому +13

      @@KimaniAjamu WORD

    • @ice8erg
      @ice8erg Рік тому +4

      While the rim is 20 feet high

    • @d3xternard857
      @d3xternard857 Рік тому +20

      Wit a 50 overall 😂😂

    • @mollyanderson657
      @mollyanderson657 Рік тому +2

      ​@D3xterNard that's being too generous.

  • @lexbustamante757
    @lexbustamante757 11 місяців тому +35

    The raw intensity, the editing, the humor is just on point. This video had me laughing, I’ll watch this over any WNBA game ever.

  • @eddieanderson8221
    @eddieanderson8221 Рік тому +393

    Bro, you have better chance at seeing a bigger crowd at a March Madness female basketball game than the WNBA.

    • @cavrenodem2436
      @cavrenodem2436 Рік тому +15

      Totally true...

    • @johncrowley3322
      @johncrowley3322 Рік тому +3

      That's because 1 they have a built in fanbase being associated with a school 2 college players are significantly sexier 3 college players are more skilled then WNBA players. I'll explain why, only the genetic freaks who are reliant on their height, get drafted into the WNBA and the college system is less strict on measurables and more focused on skill development. 4 they're more interesting games to bet on and march madness for mens NCAA bleeds over into the women's tournament continuing the hype. 5 college players just play they dont push political agendas.

    • @thomasgirty6397
      @thomasgirty6397 Рік тому

      Female college ball IS better than the w lame b a !!!!

    • @CJEstradaMartinez
      @CJEstradaMartinez Рік тому +3

      I would attend a March Madness game instead of watching a WNBA match.

    • @chironjo
      @chironjo Рік тому +14

      I’ll give you a very nice women collegiate sports, and that is women softball. There is great quality of game there. The girls play high level defense in both infield and outfield, they know their game situation awareness, nasty pitching…. and yes, they are very good looking.

  • @stephenantonio3713
    @stephenantonio3713 Рік тому +754

    Lowering the rim isn't just about watching girls dunk. It's about making a routine layup!!

  • @theman13451
    @theman13451 Рік тому +49

    The mascot pay thing is even worse when you realize the mascot WORKS A WNBA SCHEDULE.
    41 games not including playoffs.

  • @Splackavellie85
    @Splackavellie85 Рік тому +770

    “Lowering the rim is insulting to us women.”
    “Please give us smaller balls.”
    Logic

    • @seb2750
      @seb2750 Рік тому +22

      Yeah man, since they already have handicap on equipment/play adjustment done, why not? Go all the way or go none. Hypocrites.

    • @mightynas1457
      @mightynas1457 Рік тому +14

      And the ball is already smaller😂

    • @HellsFallenAngel1
      @HellsFallenAngel1 Рік тому +23

      They could get rid of the balls all together and just pretend to dunk.

    • @DavidTMSN
      @DavidTMSN Рік тому +5

      @@HellsFallenAngel1 Ballet?

    • @alleneng
      @alleneng Рік тому +10

      Isnt the 3 point line shorter also?

  • @NyxOleander
    @NyxOleander Рік тому +126

    😂You are on 🔥
    I wanted to be supportive of the WNBA, but a lot of these women associated with the league are insufferable.

    • @caralho5237
      @caralho5237 Рік тому +10

      "I wanted to be supportive" That's how you know they suck, not only as athletes but as human beings. They really want to guilt trip you into watching their games. I've never watched a football match because i "support" the teams, i watch it in hopes of being entertained

  • @RedSkies30
    @RedSkies30 Рік тому +20

    "I made garlic noodles today, didn't cook the garlic long enough 7/10" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @younggiraffe1982
    @younggiraffe1982 Рік тому +197

    My favorite WNBA memory was this season when I saw an ESPN comment on Breanna Stewart dropping 45 in her debut with NY. I went to the comments and everyone was talking bout what they did today and other people commenting on being happy on what they accomplished. I got some great laughs that day

    • @brettrobinson2901
      @brettrobinson2901 Рік тому +17

      Hey!😠...you show some FREAKIN' RESPEC'!!!.....now... what was the subject again?🤔

    • @ntrg3248
      @ntrg3248 Рік тому +21

      Well at least if she can drop 45 on her first try it's obvious she deserves a better league with better competition, which the WNBA will definitely not be able to provide.

    • @drewcowan
      @drewcowan Рік тому +7

      That’s every WNBA comment section!!

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn Рік тому +4

      I remember that! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Thee_It
    @Thee_It Рік тому +275

    Skylar diggins must have smoked a joint, snorted coke, and drank 15+ beers before she said that 75% of players in the Wnba are better than lebron😭😭

    • @w.davidholland7228
      @w.davidholland7228 Рік тому +29

      You mean the whole league because they all think like that

    • @letsgetit90
      @letsgetit90 Рік тому +35

      @@w.davidholland7228-they should play against a high school basketball team.

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn Рік тому +30

      ​​@@letsgetit90 I remember the U.S. woman's Soccer team played against a boys' Highschool Soccer Team and the boys won.. Do they really want to get embarrassed by guys who probably has one guy on that highschool team that's already NBA ready?? A 38 year old Lebron James would destroy them with ease and nevermind guys like Jokic, Luka and Austin Reeves.. That would be so embarrassing to watch 😂😂

    • @716_ハディくん
      @716_ハディくん Рік тому +4

      ​@@kenrickkahn football ⚽️

    • @justrelax8465
      @justrelax8465 Рік тому +15

      @@716_ハディくん in N. America it's called soccer. You're on a N. American website.
      Soccer.

  • @he-man5102
    @he-man5102 Рік тому +20

    They don't want to play with a lowered rim. So why are they happy playing with a smaller ball?

  • @anibabaa
    @anibabaa Рік тому +166

    Smaller ball - ok
    Shorter 3point line - ok
    Shorter quarter times - ok
    Shorter rosters- ok
    Lower rim height? - that’s misogynistic

    • @spirit13the1st6
      @spirit13the1st6 7 місяців тому +6

      Dont forget shortened rSEASONS

    • @mrautomatic9087
      @mrautomatic9087 7 місяців тому +1

      Sell the league. The WNBA is trash. This is like saying AEW and TNA are good wrestling. Give me a break.

    • @danialhashmi6078
      @danialhashmi6078 6 місяців тому

      ​@@mrautomatic9087idk about TNA but AEW is great. The quality of AEW shows are far better than WWE

    • @SUPSTERV
      @SUPSTERV 6 місяців тому

      @@danialhashmi6078AEW’s last good year was 2021.

    • @Hacker1o1
      @Hacker1o1 6 місяців тому

      @@mrautomatic9087 no one would buy it bruh

  • @dij_troit1328
    @dij_troit1328 Рік тому +174

    Ngl bro, I just found your channel because of your NBA is trash video and I’ve been binge watching your content for the last 3 days. You real entertaining and I won’t be surprised if you in the next couple of months, your channel numbers skyrocket because you’re so unfiltered it’s hilarious. Keep doing you and being entertaining!

    • @DaCommishDude
      @DaCommishDude  Рік тому +29

      Much love man thank you for watching I plan to keep the momentum going and deliver the best content possible while improving day to day

    • @davidclark2702
      @davidclark2702 Рік тому +3

      This guy said exactly what I was about to say so DITTO! Don't forget us little people when you start blowing up!

    • @Fraudkuna
      @Fraudkuna Рік тому +3

      Same I found him on the modern NBA trash video it was very hilarious 😂 I hope my guy channel blows up he deserves it 👏

    • @jordancromwell
      @jordancromwell Рік тому +3

      Bruh same. I found him from that video. Subbed after 5 mins.

  • @rickcarlocubillas2501
    @rickcarlocubillas2501 Рік тому +14

    I love the "id watch that" sequence.. Subscribed! Keep e'm coming my guy!

    • @DaCommishDude
      @DaCommishDude  Рік тому

      Nice to meet you, and I sure will. Thank you very much for the sub!

  • @olivercrespo2329
    @olivercrespo2329 Рік тому +325

    The refusal to make adjustments to gore the league in the name of “misogyny” is insane. NCAA women’s basketball is fire, most of those girls don’t go to the league, they could make more being a lawyer or something. If they made the game entertaining, spread its popularity, more of that A1 talent would go pro.

    • @MrE_
      @MrE_ Рік тому +26

      Yes. Some rules need to be changed if the league wants to get more popular. The nba rules are set to the standards set by incredible male athletes. The wnba needs to optimize their rules to fit better with the strengths of their players. Dunking is not going to happen no matter what, so let's find a different way to change the rules to fit these ladies. Allow for harder contact without being a foul, try different playstyles, different lineups, new rules... whatever is needed to make this more enjoyable

    • @Soern04
      @Soern04 Рік тому +4

      ​@@MrE_ i think lowering the rim would be a cool adjustment

    • @cawj7896
      @cawj7896 Рік тому

      ​@@MrE_ A bag of hot 💩 wrapped in golden paper with a 💎 bow sprayed with Chanel No. 5 is still a bag of hot 💩.

    • @bb-double-yuh
      @bb-double-yuh Рік тому +6

      EXACTLY! Most of those girls who play college ball much prefer to be a coach, doctor, or physical therapist.

    • @UnBR0k3enAngel
      @UnBR0k3enAngel Рік тому +3

      Especially with NIL being a thing now. You telling me it would make sense for Caitlin Clark, who is making MORE MONEY hanging out at Iowa getting her toes sucked by every media member in the country, to say "fuck it, I'm going to the WNBA" to not be watched at all for half a year?
      Never mind the hand over fist money that LSU gymnastics girl is making (she deseve it too 🥰🥰🥰)
      They need to figure shit out because if she can't save it, I don't think they'll have a chance.

  • @themaincharacter3203
    @themaincharacter3203 Рік тому +527

    The average height in the NBA is 6’7
    Average in the WNBA is 6’0
    I think it makes 100% since to lower the rim height by 7 inches to make it more interesting. I don’t think that’s disrespectful to their skills, it simply accommodates for the height difference

    • @wpriddy
      @wpriddy Рік тому

      It needs to be at least a foot because the vertical isn't there either. I had the same dunk package as Britney at 5'5". That bitch is 6'9" with a minimum 26" standing reach advantage.

    • @izsan9070
      @izsan9070 Рік тому +66

      The "lower the rim" triggered them.

    • @MrE_
      @MrE_ Рік тому +61

      They already have a smaller ball and a closer 3pt line, so I don't get why they'd be that triggered over lowering the rim. Although I do agree with them that lowering the rim doesn't solve the problems of the wnba. 12 year olds play on 10ft rims just fine with limited to no dunking, there are different ways to improve their game than the rim lowering

    • @shift7808
      @shift7808 Рік тому +10

      I still dont think they'd be able to dunk tbh. Gotta have hops

    • @jamesedwards1284
      @jamesedwards1284 Рік тому +6

      Gotta take wingspan into account as well, 9’ sounds like a good number

  • @SHS_CougarConnect
    @SHS_CougarConnect 11 місяців тому +12

    Thank you for this. We live in a world where most people are afraid to make an honest video. More content please.

  • @tylervue306
    @tylervue306 Рік тому +258

    What’s so crazy to me is that I am 100% sure that everyone in the WNBA actually already knows all of this. Everybody has been telling them what’s wrong for years they just choose to ignore it, be defensive, and not fix anything.

  • @ZTheTinyTonTerror
    @ZTheTinyTonTerror Рік тому +124

    Well, you were right. This IS the best WNBA rant on youtube.

    • @jojomojo25
      @jojomojo25 11 місяців тому +2

      Yea it really is the best

  • @mormormanthenyou
    @mormormanthenyou 8 місяців тому +5

    "The Dunning-Kruger effect occurs when a person's lack of knowledge and skill in a certain area causes them to overestimate their own competence. By contrast, this effect also drives those who excel in a given area to think the task is simple for everyone, leading them to underestimate their abilities."

  • @thewhateverkid2515
    @thewhateverkid2515 Рік тому +248

    The funniest part about you saying this video will get more views than a average WNBA game is how true it is🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dude you're already at 10k views in 6 hours

  • @timothy9979
    @timothy9979 Рік тому +142

    If you google the last few WNBA games, out of the 36 games that have happened so far including preseason there is only ONE game where one of the teams scored more than 100 points. In addition to this, each WNBA quarter is 10 minutes instead of the 12 minutes in the NBA. Why do they accept a shorter playing time but not lowering the rim where it would significantly help them??

    • @GuyKirk
      @GuyKirk Рік тому

      Because they're women. They (women) think they know better.

    • @blakelane5593
      @blakelane5593 Рік тому +22

      Not to mention playing with a smaller lighter ball could you imagine the shot percentage if they actually played with a real ball😂

    • @WalkerRoadRosa
      @WalkerRoadRosa Рік тому

      Because where we girls who want to practice go to play basketball?

    • @brettrobinson2901
      @brettrobinson2901 Рік тому +3

      ​@@WalkerRoadRosa A middle school playground?..

    • @jonathanking8800
      @jonathanking8800 Рік тому +4

      ​@@WalkerRoadRosa Street courts aren't regulation height. Most of them are around 9'6". They can practice anywhere lol

  • @iamthisiam
    @iamthisiam Рік тому +2

    They bare no ear to hear of any logical suggestions for drawing a crowd. The entitled want not your support, but your servitude; the audience *MUST BOW DOWN* to their delusional glory!

  • @bochini1
    @bochini1 Рік тому +64

    lol this is pure gold. My suggestion is to elevate the rim (so no disrespect) and implement the trampoline, the players and the ratings will rise sky high.

    • @ACED1
      @ACED1 Рік тому +5

      @INTJ quickest way to kill people on a national broadcast

    • @ACED1
      @ACED1 Рік тому +4

      people already get injured coming down from dunking without a trampoline. now imagine triple the speed + triple the force. but im down to do that in the wnba, would definitely break the internet + some bones 👍👍

    • @w.davidholland7228
      @w.davidholland7228 Рік тому

      ​@INTJ Trampoline basketball already happened and went extinct many years ago. It was called slamball and it was great. But I guess at some point it wasn't profitable anymore so...

    • @pop2522
      @pop2522 Рік тому

      So nobody heard of slam ball?? 😂

    • @AR18123
      @AR18123 Рік тому +2

      Slamball: Am I a joke to you???

  • @gunn25
    @gunn25 Рік тому +124

    All I know. I'm 6'1" and back when I was a young man in my prime I could dunk (barely). If I were 6'8" like Griner I'd never miss a dunk like she does so often.

    • @tuc0411
      @tuc0411 Рік тому +11

      Same here I'm 5"7" when I was a young man I could dunk just barely too. If I had griner height I'd be jumping out of the gym into some wnba arena and slam dunking the ball in griners face lol.

    • @johncooper9746
      @johncooper9746 11 місяців тому +1

      I could dunk at 6 1 as well pretty easily. Its not the same game.

    • @86thepodcast11
      @86thepodcast11 11 місяців тому

      She’s also using a smaller ball! 😂

    • @skyscout3
      @skyscout3 10 місяців тому

      I'm 5'11 with shoes and only once I could touch the rim with my finger tips. I never touched it since. Now I've had a long term injury I can't even jump

    • @skyscout3
      @skyscout3 10 місяців тому

      imagine being 6'9 and BARELY dunking if you're lucky

  • @stevescholl5479
    @stevescholl5479 Рік тому +9

    I didn't want to watch, but I watched. I didn't want to like, but I liked. I didn't want to laugh, but that bit about Cinnamon Toast Crunch and cleaning the dirty shoes has me rolling every time I think about it!! 🤣🤣💀

  • @georgeburke2678
    @georgeburke2678 Рік тому +24

    That was the best and most beautiful rant I've heard since the day that my father went off on us leaving the lights in room we're not in and how, "Money and electricity does not grow on trees................" back in the epic winter of '77.

    • @DaCommishDude
      @DaCommishDude  Рік тому +3

      I am both honored and saddened to hear this 😢

  • @WarGhoulKharas
    @WarGhoulKharas Рік тому +26

    "Why are you at a WNBA game?"
    "I got high and thought I was at the arena by myself."

    • @CJEstradaMartinez
      @CJEstradaMartinez Рік тому

      LMAO!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ACE-sx8mo
      @ACE-sx8mo 11 місяців тому +3

      @@CJEstradaMartinez "Why are you at a WNBA game?"
      "I needed some alone time."

  • @nexotope
    @nexotope Місяць тому +1

    When you said "The whole season is an off night!!" I laughed so hard I had to press subscribe

  • @spirenguard
    @spirenguard Рік тому +30

    Look, that nuggets mascot deserves more than triple the top WNBA salary. That dude puts in work.

  • @imhassane
    @imhassane Рік тому +51

    “I bet you whoever this is missed a layup” I almost vomited 😂 😂

    • @aaronbaron3155
      @aaronbaron3155 9 місяців тому

      Same. Glad I checked comments before posting literally the same damn thing😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LhotseMS
    @LhotseMS 5 місяців тому +3

    Someone should tell them they play with smaller ball.

  • @MrVance-ux6fn
    @MrVance-ux6fn Рік тому +46

    The Best WNBA Player in my mind is Lola Bunny (Space Jam 1996).She understands what people want to see and she can ball. I swear to god make the rim lower and make their outfit a little bit more tighter people will go see them play.

    • @DaCommishDude
      @DaCommishDude  Рік тому +13

      They nerfed the hell out of her in a new legacy

    • @w.davidholland7228
      @w.davidholland7228 Рік тому +3

      ​@@DaCommishDudeHer and the whole damn movie was nerfed.

    • @standardofexcellence
      @standardofexcellence Рік тому

      If the chicks were hot and not lesbians I wouldn't care if they couldn't play

    • @rodneydaniels5635
      @rodneydaniels5635 Рік тому +1

      Id pay to watch the Cavinder twins. Theyre still in college I think.

    • @huh8338
      @huh8338 Рік тому

      i agree with your second point

  • @silversoulken
    @silversoulken Рік тому +34

    Yo on a real note, Rocky being a championship mascot is a LOOOOONNNNNGGGGG TIME COMING frfr. Dude has been entertaining for YEARS

    • @DaCommishDude
      @DaCommishDude  Рік тому

      It's been the same dude entertaining everyone?

    • @silversoulken
      @silversoulken Рік тому +6

      @@DaCommishDude I wouldn’t know tbh, and that’s just off the costume donor’s work ethic(s). Rocky has been entertaining since I was a whole baby and I am 24 now lol. So if there has been multiple ppl doing it then they all have been doing a great job legacy wise bc you wouldn’t be able to tell really

  • @SmilesPerGallon-
    @SmilesPerGallon- 5 місяців тому +3

    Missed layups in the WNBA are WILD 😂

  • @RomnysGonzalez
    @RomnysGonzalez Рік тому +77

    AYO!. Lets be fair. Rocky earn those 700K at year. The dude put a great show and put people butts on those seats just to watch him. He's so good people decide to skip their bathroom breaks and food breaks just to watch him do his skits. The man is more fun to watch than like 5 other NBA ROSTERS

    • @CJEstradaMartinez
      @CJEstradaMartinez Рік тому +9

      I died laughing after seeing Rocky's salary compared to three elite WNBA players.

  • @free_at_last8141
    @free_at_last8141 Рік тому +12

    That "I want problems always" meme is so wonderfully usable. Great video.

  • @Kejmur
    @Kejmur Рік тому +44

    Ah yes, lowering the rim, is such a crime. And yet you play with smaller balls and the 3-point shooting range is shorter. Like this one additional change would suddenly make a difference in keeping your ego intact, lol.

    • @bender6316
      @bender6316 9 місяців тому +3

      In volleyball, the net is lower. In tennis, they play less sets. Football is non-existent. Baseball the women don't even pitch the same and are 30 feet closer to the plate. A nine foot rim isn't out of the question.

  • @insanefat6831
    @insanefat6831 Рік тому +226

    NBA is losing money by keeping it going its sad

    • @sqweeps.03
      @sqweeps.03 Рік тому +26

      The nba literally funds and pays for the wnba

    • @insanefat6831
      @insanefat6831 Рік тому +35

      ​@sqweeps.03 they disrespect the the thing thats keeping there league alive and when NBA players make good points to improve it they cry smh women ☕️

    • @sqweeps.03
      @sqweeps.03 Рік тому +5

      @@insanefat6831 fax. If they just shut up and play the game and let the league market the players a little better it would be a bit more respected and not clowned on

    • @VlRUSS10
      @VlRUSS10 Рік тому

      They don’t have a choice bro, they’re gonna get destroyed by woman everywhere if they don’t

    • @insanefat6831
      @insanefat6831 Рік тому +2

      @@sqweeps.03 I didn't think it was that bad that people are talking about other things under wnba posts that's crazy but that's what they get so oh well if they listened things would be better but instead they do what they do idc if I was one of the people keeping the wnba alive telling them don't shut it down and see them disrespecting me I'm done.

  • @loyallegend7243
    @loyallegend7243 Рік тому +14

    Bro the mascot salary comparison was the best part of this video lol. Keep up the good work.

  • @rapz85
    @rapz85 Рік тому +94

    In all fairness and respect where it's due, Puppy Bowl athletes are legit. Plus they aren't gouged yearly to subsidize the Kitten Bowl.

    • @americanbadass88
      @americanbadass88 Рік тому +6

      and the puppy bowl athletes work cheap! give em some kibble some treats a toy and some belly rubs and there good to go!

    • @dimitriazevedo5798
      @dimitriazevedo5798 Рік тому +1

      @@americanbadass88 thats alot....

  • @ninersdodgersthunder
    @ninersdodgersthunder Рік тому +2

    Yo, these are very valid points! I mean damn! He’s absolutely right. It has nothing to do with them being women because women’s gymnastics, soccer and tennis are more popular domestically (as already stated in this video). The WNBA is just really boring. And they have a problem with the rim being lower but apparently NOT with the ball being smaller. BECAUSE IT IS! 🙄

    • @THEOne-zx3fe
      @THEOne-zx3fe 10 місяців тому

      It's boring b/c they suck.

  • @Absolute8384
    @Absolute8384 Рік тому +18

    Telling the men they don’t want to lower the rim when those same men pay for their league is like me paying 100% of my own mortgage and letting someone who doesn’t live in my house dictate my rules.

    • @w.davidholland7228
      @w.davidholland7228 Рік тому +3

      I say its more like telling your boss you dont want equipment at your job updated, even though it will increase productivity and possibly customer satisfaction along with profitability.

  • @joecan
    @joecan Рік тому +25

    When he said, "oh, lord have mercy, I can't handle it.", I lost it. Well done!

  • @davidc4871
    @davidc4871 Рік тому +6

    0:53 They Don't Want No Help ..........BYE
    😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Savage

  • @ErickJohnson-rz5lg
    @ErickJohnson-rz5lg Рік тому +22

    They might want to put magnets in their basketballs for now on so the shots can actually go in

    • @Billinous
      @Billinous Рік тому +1

      They also needs drones in the ball for those airballed layups

    • @standardofexcellence
      @standardofexcellence Рік тому

      They do in the nba, gambling is the only thing bringing in any money besides the charity of the nba's welfare checks

  • @plourde79
    @plourde79 Рік тому +42

    I have to cover my mouth to keep the rest of my office to hear me from laughing out loud, great stuff!

    • @DaCommishDude
      @DaCommishDude  Рік тому +10

      Love ya for taking time out of your day to watch. Especially during work 😆

    • @CJEstradaMartinez
      @CJEstradaMartinez Рік тому

      As I told our fearless leader, I nearly got expelled from the library for excessive loud laughter.

    • @LouisBilodeau-k4s
      @LouisBilodeau-k4s 9 місяців тому +1

      You are lucky that Tate the office linebacker doesn't work at your job😅

  • @begeez5688
    @begeez5688 11 місяців тому +2

    I went to a WNBA game the other day because it was part of my criminal punishment as community service…. isn’t that sad 😔?
    A judge actually declared that i be there to commence my hours. There were 2 other games i needed to attend but i couldn’t do it. I couldn’t last. I called my attorney and turned myself in. Now i sit here in general population thinking how bad a punishment it was for me to sit through that stomach turning, nauseating, revolting and sickening display of community center basketball. All i could think of when i was there was they actually charge tickets !!!!! for this. 🤦🏻‍♂️
    But guess what? That judge is a genius. As i sat there, all i could do was think of how much of a waste of time i was enduring and what has become of my life. All the poor choices that were made and how they could’ve been prevented. I didn’t even watch the game as i sat there staring into the back of some other poor miserable man’s head who was probably forced to go to the game with his wife. Sporting a cheap buzz cut probably chosen by his wife made me think of why men throw in the towel after marriage. A poor lost soul who had seen to much to be saved. There was nothing i can do. Just like the poor man i accepted my fate. By the 4th quarter i took off. I felt like i was enslaved by a cult and found freedom. That experience will stay with me for the rest of my life. I’ve officially retired from crime and now i’m paying my debt to society. I vowed to never speak of this incident ever, but the back of that man’s head made me do it. If we lost one i’m pretty sure more are on the way.
    Stay safe out there.

  • @systematic101
    @systematic101 Рік тому +16

    I've heard their supports talk about their fundamentals are better and I'm always like "what games were you watching?". It sucks all around.

    • @bryannixon4297
      @bryannixon4297 Рік тому +3

      Exactly! The "better fundamentals" argument is a joke. You mostly here it from old timers that think the dunk should be banned.

  • @dcaseng
    @dcaseng Рік тому +28

    At 3:20, that chick actually threw a lob pass against the glass as if the trailing player was going to dunk it.
    These are the same people who get mad at people suggesting they lower the rim to make things more interesting. SMH

  • @BadassHonja
    @BadassHonja Рік тому +1

    “The very thing that’s keePING THEM ALIVE” I felt that one and I know you did to

  • @dfernandez3482
    @dfernandez3482 Рік тому +24

    "2 teams of DJ Khaled" got me 😂

  • @reesejames5060
    @reesejames5060 Рік тому +24

    I love how the nba is marketing the wnba harder than it ever has before as if it's a marketing issue..

  • @cdreyes81
    @cdreyes81 Рік тому

    They think they're so above it, lowering the rim. Oh no, they have to practice a little to adjust. Its a hame of layups.

  • @TopShelfJustin
    @TopShelfJustin Рік тому +36

    “Wait an entire presidential term for one dunk.”😂😂

  • @MetriacanthosaurusProductions
    @MetriacanthosaurusProductions Рік тому +76

    8:00 Imagine getting outpayed by a mascot 😂😂😂

  • @rongigear8740
    @rongigear8740 5 місяців тому +2

    High school games, gym is full... College games, arena is full...WNBA games...arena is empty. Sum ting wong.

    • @kurtking8046
      @kurtking8046 4 місяці тому +1

      College games are exciting as hell. You'd think having the same players would make the wnba exciting. But it sucks so much

  • @JelaniB28
    @JelaniB28 Рік тому +20

    This was the best WNBA rant. If you were hooked up to a lie detector while making this video, there would only be two possible outcomes: 1) no lies detected or 2) the mf ain’t working. Great video!

  • @dryiyce5347
    @dryiyce5347 Рік тому +54

    Ngl, women's track and field changed my life 🥵🥵🥵

  • @BriBryBriBry
    @BriBryBriBry Рік тому +2

    I WANT PROBLEMS ALWAYS! 🤣🤣🤣 that part was great!

  • @awc6007
    @awc6007 Рік тому +19

    1:01 “I bet you whoever this is missed the layup” Lmao Subscribed

  • @Jcon4002
    @Jcon4002 Рік тому +17

    Most underrated NBA channel rn

  • @kenhasibar2624
    @kenhasibar2624 5 місяців тому +1

    Imagine the pain, the sighs and cries with the tears. Your heart is broken. Your patience is gone. At that moment, you're contemplating the peace that will come with your own death.
    That's a WNBA game that went to overtime...

  • @n.manasseh8615
    @n.manasseh8615 Рік тому +25

    Thank You!! The only way we stop all these delusional women is to start telling them the cold hard truth. They are terrible. The best we can say is "she's pretty good for a girl"

  • @zipcc
    @zipcc Рік тому +19

    I love that they dont want to lower the rim, but they are okay using a smaller basketball. Seems like a sound argument.

  • @Fotosynthesis858
    @Fotosynthesis858 Рік тому +10

    Griner is 6′ 9″, 205 lbs. Cousins is 6′ 10″, 269 lbs. Yet she calls him “little man” smh? That “little man” would toss her around & ragdoll her with ease 💯

    • @BriBryBriBry
      @BriBryBriBry Рік тому

      So creepy that she sounds like a man

  • @TypausdemDoofkopfwald
    @TypausdemDoofkopfwald Рік тому +10

    Please keep on with these rants. I've already watched your NBA-Rant 3 times and this one is as hilarious. Keep it on!

  • @buddythecat
    @buddythecat Рік тому +8

    Great video Bro! if the WNBA players are so insulted by the thought of lowering the rim, I'd be curious what their stance on extending the 3pt distance to NBA standard?

  • @ianrotheroe2540
    @ianrotheroe2540 9 місяців тому +10

    This is the most attention the WNBA had until Sabrina impressed in *checks notes* a wide open 3pt shooting contest…

  • @cagentz8581
    @cagentz8581 Рік тому +5

    Rocky is a great mascot, I was there for his debut, dude was hanging from the rafters of McNichhols arena for ages until they introduced him. Worth every penny!

  • @Chvelle68
    @Chvelle68 Рік тому +9

    I haven't watched basketball since I was in highschool back in the 80s, but the clips shown, put me right back in the auditorium. Thanks for the flashback of hell!😅

  • @wyattkrumanaker6116
    @wyattkrumanaker6116 7 місяців тому +1

    they want the most unequal equality imaginable. the adage “just because you can talk doesn’t mean you should talk” really applies to the wnba and the world

  • @mastermind2246
    @mastermind2246 Рік тому +9

    Ayo I asked the feminists subreddit two months ago if any of them watch the WNBA. I was immediately called a misogynist and got bashed for a simple question 😂

    • @DaCommishDude
      @DaCommishDude  Рік тому +4

      Pitiful display from them. We should be able to have discourse without labels being thrown around. That subreddit needs to be burned to the digital ground

    • @mastermind2246
      @mastermind2246 Рік тому

      @@DaCommishDude facts they banned a lot of men for asking them certain questions, it just shows how sensitive they are

  • @botaccount3449
    @botaccount3449 Рік тому +23

    This video already HAS more views than the average wnba game and its only HOURS old.

  • @DannyBoy-jy1kq
    @DannyBoy-jy1kq Рік тому

    Said the same about women’s football. Make the goal a ft lower and a ft narrower. Make the pitch smaller as well. Men’s football can sometimes be swallowed by a big pitch.

  • @Him-of-course
    @Him-of-course Рік тому +7

    I think the absolute funniest part to all of it, is the fact it’s literally every wnba post. You get those exact answers every single time

  • @JillCheese
    @JillCheese Рік тому +42

    Between Wiggins making TRIPLE the salary of the highest paid WNBA player, hearing Grimey's voice, the comments on EVERY WNBA post on social media, and the sheer delusion these WNBA players have, I gotta say I haven't had a good silent laugh fit at work in a while before seeing this. Thank you!
    Edit: There's no typo, btw.

    • @marceybull
      @marceybull Рік тому

      He doesn’t have experience …. So he shouldn’t make top salary. Period. …. Experience and proven track record should be what earns a person top salary.

  • @Kennyfornia
    @Kennyfornia Рік тому +1

    We should crowd fund for another woman’s basketball league with a 9 foot hoop, smaller ball and close 3-point line. Bet that league makes profit first year!!!

  • @danielmokobia106
    @danielmokobia106 Рік тому +11

    The most shocking thing is these players are getting 6 figure salaries and they want more money. I thought this player was getting a mini wage because they were losing money since it was born.

    • @bryannixon4297
      @bryannixon4297 Рік тому +1

      What I was thinking when Griner started complaining about the wages. Only 200k a year? Poor things! Most Americans would love to make half that. You would think they are making 20k a year hearing them talk.

  • @gavin7978
    @gavin7978 Рік тому +29

    We should have the best team in the WNBA play the worst team in the NBA, for ✨Equality✨ purposes

    • @standardofexcellence
      @standardofexcellence Рік тому +9

      Nba wins by 25 points with 2 players out vs 😊on a full team of healthy lesbians

    • @deepeyton
      @deepeyton Рік тому +1

      Naw the best nba team for equality

    • @bryannixon4297
      @bryannixon4297 Рік тому +2

      Worst NBA team would win like 170-10. Could shut the women out if they really wanted to

    • @timothybrown5999
      @timothybrown5999 Рік тому

      Some guy thought the top HS men’s team could mop the best WNBA team. And there wasn’t anyone thinking this is laughably absurd. The WNBA is currently a joke of a league.

  • @silvianosanchez8430
    @silvianosanchez8430 Рік тому +2

    What is insulting, is the women thinking they are as good as men.

  • @ethanhawkins3391
    @ethanhawkins3391 Рік тому +17

    10+ of sheer FACTS! You were going off lmao great vid man you’re charismatic and the editing really complements the humor in your rant

  • @milofilo7067
    @milofilo7067 Рік тому +146

    meanwhile pregnancy is treated as a acl tear 😂

    • @ahobbyist9520
      @ahobbyist9520 Рік тому +28

      It kinda is tbh

    • @jordancromwell
      @jordancromwell Рік тому +7

      I mean it is

    • @starmorpheus
      @starmorpheus Рік тому +28

      Imagine if NBA players got pregnant lmfaooo. “Durant on the sidelines, 4 months due for his baby girl” 😂😂

    • @sublime90
      @sublime90 Рік тому

      more like a vaginal tear

    • @GenX7119
      @GenX7119 Рік тому

      @@starmorpheus not funny..Durant is man..so how is that possible? Unless u believe a man can be a woman

  • @potentially__9445
    @potentially__9445 Рік тому +6

    BEST sports channel on UA-cam, discovered your channel the other day. Just like another comment I read, from your “NBA is TRASH” video. You’re gonna BLOW UP, your commentary and editing is hilariously awesome. New sub!! 👍🏾

    • @DaCommishDude
      @DaCommishDude  Рік тому +1

      I'm beyond thankful to know you feel that way and that you enjoyed. Nice to meet you as well

  • @truthiscensored
    @truthiscensored Рік тому +36

    I will say this, the 1996 Olympic Women teams was fire. They got more viewers than Dream Team 3. The reason the WNBA was created. The female talent like the men talent level in the NBA has decreased drastically since then

    • @w.davidholland7228
      @w.davidholland7228 Рік тому +5

      Dream team 3? There's only 1 dream team period. Any other Olympic team male or female is just team USA.

    • @billegan
      @billegan Рік тому

      Yea you can't have multiple dream teams! Anyway, no women's basketball has ever been been good.

  • @fman4234
    @fman4234 Рік тому +2

    So, what, 99% of NBA players can dunk, right? So why not lower the WNBA basket so MOST could dunk? They'd automatically be more interesting to watch. What's wrong with that?

  • @StFUChaarles
    @StFUChaarles Рік тому +4

    Man I’ve seen some funny wnba dis tracks, but your commentary and editing are next level! I will now forever associate that wnba logo with a missed layup😂

  • @Jet_Life420
    @Jet_Life420 Рік тому +6

    When bro drop kicked that TV, I lost it. 😂 😂 😂 I was crying laughing at that. Great video!

  • @Lakers_since_1990
    @Lakers_since_1990 9 місяців тому +1

    If nba players weren't aloud to dunk anymore, imagine the loss in viewership.

  • @AndrewTate-t6t
    @AndrewTate-t6t Рік тому +1

    The only way it will match the skill, speed, and athleticism of the men's NBA is that they would have to shorten the court 10'-15' (to give the appearance of moving from one side to the other like the men. PLUS - they need to lower the rim at least 1' ft. and even that would not match the men's athleticism and explosiveness. Can't do anything with regards to skill level so that will also be a huge issue as well.

  • @ttstrikehilariousdude
    @ttstrikehilariousdude Рік тому +15

    You know what's so funny. I was watching the Las Vegas aces opener and I see the interim head coach (because Becky Hammon is suspended ) in a HOODIE and sweatshirt and sweatpant during a live game. For the best team's assistant coach to be that underdressed while the other coaches have full on suits is sickening. My college coaches heck, my high school coaches have dressed up better than that. I was appaled. Turned it right off.

    • @CaptainCanuck1975
      @CaptainCanuck1975 Рік тому +3

      Only Bill Bellichik is allowed to wear a hoodie on the sidelines. Different sport, but the point still stands.

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn Рік тому +2

      I can't say anything negative about that cause if it's team apparel I have nothing against it.. I mean yeah I agree she should have dressed like a Coach should have but I see nothing wrong cause the L.S.U Woman's Coach wear all kind of things (That's not even team apparel).. I think if you don't wear a suit, in cis women's case wear a casual dress or wear team apparel then you apparently are not ready to do the job and should not do the job until you feel ready to be professional about what you are involved in..

  • @artisticAJ91
    @artisticAJ91 Рік тому +17

    Those wnba "highlights" got me dying 🤣

  • @MRBurnett
    @MRBurnett 4 місяці тому +5

    Wnba before Catlin Catrk , that least professional basketball