Russell Peters | Unexpected Names and Relationships

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  • Опубліковано 4 лис 2020
  • Another Long Ass Video
    Here’s something to take your mind off of what’s going on today 🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️😂
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  • @TruthTriumphs1
    @TruthTriumphs1 3 роки тому +810

    “It’s ironic you married Will and your parents cut you off from their Will” that’s some superhuman presence of mind. He is literally making up jokes on stage, that too intelligent ones.

    • @wxdniy
      @wxdniy 2 роки тому +2

      Can you explain?

    • @wxdniy
      @wxdniy 2 роки тому +3

      Can you explain ? Cause i still think everybody laugh at word fuck

    • @parthgautam7191
      @parthgautam7191 2 роки тому

      @@wxdniy the first word was his name and the secind 'will' in the sentence meant that her parents stopped talking to her by their choice or by their will.

    • @wisedesi442
      @wisedesi442 2 роки тому +23

      @@wxdniy will means getting inheritance from parents vs boys name. Getting married to wil gets her cut from wil

    • @vihansubramaniam3593
      @vihansubramaniam3593 Рік тому

      @@parthgautam7191 no a will is a document for what assets you will give to your family or friends when u die.

  • @dilrukgalagoda6651
    @dilrukgalagoda6651 3 роки тому +1001

    I love the audience they take jokes on them like champions.

    • @ZZ-vl5nd
      @ZZ-vl5nd 3 роки тому +36

      @@raminpcccq they are always funny, I bet you can't even come up with 10% of these jokes on the fly. I'm Arab and his Arab jokes are funny as he'll.

    • @abinashlaik
      @abinashlaik 3 роки тому +9

      @@raminpcccq You're the only 12 y old here.

    • @wulf6133
      @wulf6133 3 роки тому +7

      @@raminpcccq its stand up comedy chill and his jokes are not biased which I like the most...

    • @wulf6133
      @wulf6133 3 роки тому +11

      @@raminpcccq Man its easy to criticize someone when ur not in their shoes. Facing thousands of people from different ethnicity and making fun of them it's not as easy as it seems cause people like u get offended. If u dn't like him why are u watching his stand up video's. You can skip right instead of dropping negative comments about him.

    • @Emsyaz
      @Emsyaz 3 роки тому +9

      @@raminpcccq ok overly sensitive kid.
      This is a stand up comedy show and Russel is well known for making jokes about various ethnic and nationality.
      If you cant take it, just dont watch.

  • @RahulPatel-fp3ju
    @RahulPatel-fp3ju 3 роки тому +210

    His parents were tryna name him aaron. Can't beat that joke.

    • @mragunathan1627
      @mragunathan1627 3 роки тому +6

      off the top too. He deserves his money lol

    • @huaiyuqiao1787
      @huaiyuqiao1787 3 роки тому +8

      This joke really AMAZED me because I’m not sure this is just a happy accident or Russel even fucking know this, because it is true that a lot of ppl in China (mainly from southern provinces) don’t distinguish L and R either in Mandarin or English so when he said Aaron I laughed out loud so damn hard 😂

    • @RahulPatel-fp3ju
      @RahulPatel-fp3ju 3 роки тому +3

      @@huaiyuqiao1787 I think Russel knew that, but yeah tht was really funny

    • @huaiyuqiao1787
      @huaiyuqiao1787 3 роки тому

      @@RahulPatel-fp3ju lol that is awesome
      guess this was not that rare of a thing i thought it was 😂

    • @VARMOT123
      @VARMOT123 2 роки тому +1

      @@huaiyuqiao1787 he is one of the very few english language comics that can fill arenas in SE asia and EAST asia

  • @AyushBisht20
    @AyushBisht20 2 роки тому +129

    Russell is one of the smartest men out there, how quick he comes up with retorts.
    Today people try too hard to have this audience talk and make iy funny but he just does it effortlessly and better.

  • @crystalfoster9573
    @crystalfoster9573 3 роки тому +244

    Zayed Jackson. Lol

    • @VM-mm9il
      @VM-mm9il 3 роки тому +6

      That's amazingly different !!! Zayed jackson!!!

    • @NoOne-tw2hb
      @NoOne-tw2hb 3 роки тому +4

      Mohammed John.... Lol

    • @krazyninja954
      @krazyninja954 3 роки тому +3

      @@NoOne-tw2hb thats better

    • @Phantom26092010
      @Phantom26092010 3 роки тому

      @@d7neu250 LMAO WTF 😂. didnt see that one coming 😂

    • @d7neu250
      @d7neu250 3 роки тому

      @@Phantom26092010 I know it’s crazy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @hip2thabone_da_sticky1
    @hip2thabone_da_sticky1 3 роки тому +62

    *JAY* : "Colombia!"
    *RUSSELL* : "Colombia so not *Spanish* !" 0:20 😅 😂

    • @dianacordoba4229
      @dianacordoba4229 3 роки тому

      Spanish is people from Spain. So, Jay is not Spanish he's Colombian. The language is the same though 😅

  • @Ali-fh6tl
    @Ali-fh6tl 3 роки тому +304

    That line “I can’t believe she’s marrying Abed” is actually crazy cuz I believe he used it as a name as Abed is usually the first part of Arabic names but Abed also means slave in Arabic (one of its meaning) so he said her Arabic parents can’t believe she’s marrying a slave🤯

    • @kishore3933
      @kishore3933 3 роки тому +49

      thats really genius if he really meant it the way you said it

    • @AC-mp7cx
      @AC-mp7cx 3 роки тому +15

      @@kishore3933 he clearly did

    • @stealthattack2209
      @stealthattack2209 3 роки тому +25

      @@kishore3933 he is an intelligent person so am pretty sure that is what he meant.

    • @stophunt4654
      @stophunt4654 3 роки тому +7

      Caught that too lool

    • @maligjokica
      @maligjokica 3 роки тому +24

      @@stealthattack2209 Arabs are unbelievable racist to all non Arabs and especially blacks of any tipe.

  • @CryptiksMusic
    @CryptiksMusic 3 роки тому +436

    3:08 for those of you non-arabic speaking fellas "Abed" in classic Arabic means Slave. (عبد)
    You're welcome.

    • @mohammedhamza9102
      @mohammedhamza9102 3 роки тому +18

      Yep, caught that. kinda effed up

    • @abeer1882
      @abeer1882 3 роки тому +4

      I was just about to write that ..

    • @theagnosticmallu310
      @theagnosticmallu310 3 роки тому +47

      Oh thanks for the info dude..russel is really smart with the cultures,isn't he?
      I guess he would have got more laughs at it if there were few more arabs in the crowd.

    • @mokhtartraples7225
      @mokhtartraples7225 3 роки тому +9

      He mean. N words by abed not slave give right information

    • @abdozagloul
      @abdozagloul 3 роки тому +18

      عابد not عبد
      Warshiper not slave

  • @nursultantulyakbay7070
    @nursultantulyakbay7070 3 роки тому +117

    Pidor is the hero we need in times like these!

  • @lottalove2449
    @lottalove2449 3 роки тому +108

    It took me a little bit to get the joke about the Chinese guy named Alan: "His parents were trying to name him Aaron", and then hit me -the Chinese ppl cannot pronounce the letter "R", so they say "L".
    Smart!=))

    • @adamh8031
      @adamh8031 3 роки тому +3

      Your parents uneducated too

    • @pallavipanda3970
      @pallavipanda3970 3 роки тому +6

      Thanks for explaining. I didnt understand it before

    • @arvindhram5964
      @arvindhram5964 3 роки тому +1

      Who shot Loger Labbit is a huge hit in China.

    • @wasilaify
      @wasilaify 2 роки тому

      They SO can. It’s the Japanese that can’t pronounce their Rs. The R sound totally exists in chinese.

    • @ilia351
      @ilia351 2 роки тому +5

      It's the other way around. They can't say "L" and say "R" instead

  • @sameerdewan881
    @sameerdewan881 2 роки тому +55

    I truly believe Russell is the GOAT comedian. He's on the fly, and genuinely a comedian through and through.

    • @iamnormal8648
      @iamnormal8648 2 роки тому

      Have you watched Trevor Noah's stand-up?

  • @MelvinMansoor
    @MelvinMansoor 3 роки тому +48

    Bro how does he know so much about so many cultures??? I LOVE IT

    • @eliciaeldridge3452
      @eliciaeldridge3452 2 роки тому +5

      Growing up in a diverse city and socializing with other cultures has so many perks.

    • @samuelugh5729
      @samuelugh5729 Рік тому

      Not every lol. he got the colombian one wrong lol.

    • @zendalet1796
      @zendalet1796 Рік тому

      Because he does comedy all over the world therefore he's been exposed to many cultures.

    • @doner2565
      @doner2565 14 днів тому

      He has been doing this type of comedy for years

  • @iamh_hovo
    @iamh_hovo 3 роки тому +97

    Chinese! That's the main kind 😂😂😂

    • @Emsyaz
      @Emsyaz 3 роки тому

      The kind of asian thats manufactured in huge quantity and exported around the world.

  • @AhmadAli-pr9sy
    @AhmadAli-pr9sy 3 роки тому +25

    These discussions with the crowd are the best part of his show 🤣🤣🤣

  • @alpachino7659
    @alpachino7659 2 роки тому +2

    Zayed Jackson lol, that killed me 😆😆😆

  • @dkkd3499
    @dkkd3499 3 роки тому +143

    Funny stuff Russell. This world needs you in this deprived corona time. Keep them coming 🤗🤗🤗🤗

  • @carcrazy44
    @carcrazy44 3 роки тому +56

    I’ve been watching Russell Peter’s stand up for a while now! I finally figured it out! He sounds like an Indian Seth Rogen lol

    • @debbielockhart7762
      @debbielockhart7762 3 роки тому +7

      Both Canadian.

    • @shazanchaudhry
      @shazanchaudhry 2 роки тому +1

      Holy shit
      ...

    • @newnepal2072
      @newnepal2072 2 роки тому +2

      Exactly. Now I know how he makes all these jokes. Guys been doing weed all his life and getting this crazy thoughts/jokes.

    • @dpham247
      @dpham247 2 роки тому

      Bro he does lol!

  • @gagdan5429
    @gagdan5429 3 роки тому +738

    Maaaan, I've disappointed! He forgot to ask that Alan guy his real Chinese name, and then make fun of his ridiculous name 😂😂😂

    • @abeer1882
      @abeer1882 3 роки тому +16

      Ikkkr lmaooo so disappointing

    • @can1s_lupus
      @can1s_lupus 3 роки тому +34

      Shi ting. Chi ling ‘s brother.

    • @jpojhaa
      @jpojhaa 3 роки тому +3

      I think you didn't get that joke... asking Chinese name is too cliche now...

    • @hrudayaranjansahoo2781
      @hrudayaranjansahoo2781 3 роки тому +7

      His real name is "Vi Gina" :D

    • @nomad1104
      @nomad1104 3 роки тому +6

      Some Chinese people in the US mispronounce "L" as "R". That's the joke.

  • @caglmdpoof9119
    @caglmdpoof9119 3 роки тому +22

    WE LOVE LONG ASS
    videos !!!!
    More long ass videos please.

  • @mayankvijayan798
    @mayankvijayan798 3 роки тому +73

    that's amazing, I've never seen or even heard of a black husband with a Lebanese wife.
    (they have been married for 7 yrs, respect)

    • @yvonnenguyen9329
      @yvonnenguyen9329 3 роки тому +4

      History: The Silk Route/ Silk Roads

    • @TheOpticGunsmith
      @TheOpticGunsmith 3 роки тому +13

      @@yvonnenguyen9329 what does the silk route have to do anything with this lol, they were married in the 21st century not 15BC

    • @oussamabensafia2540
      @oussamabensafia2540 2 роки тому +1

      This should be illegal, at this rate there will no longer be different races, but only one hybrid race!

    • @goldenhorde106
      @goldenhorde106 2 роки тому +1

      @@oussamabensafia2540 what's wrong with hybrid races? We should move beyond the barriers of race it's the 21st century!

    • @GoogleUser-wp6sg
      @GoogleUser-wp6sg 2 роки тому

      @@goldenhorde106 he got his heart broken, thats why hahahaha

  • @ctv186
    @ctv186 3 роки тому +20

    Bringing back memories of Russel's hypothetical kid with a South African name, !kile Peters.

  • @rolytnz
    @rolytnz 2 роки тому +30

    I like how he rips on every race, culture, and creed. No one is safe, especially India. Others have commented on this too, the way he does it on the fly is amazing.

    • @rejuvenatingsoul3498
      @rejuvenatingsoul3498 Рік тому +1

      He jokes about India more because he's half Indian and most importantly he looks 100% Indian, that way he can't be called a racist, he can overstep the boundary with Indian jokes and still be safe. Not so much with other races.

  • @griffonclaw
    @griffonclaw 3 роки тому +50

    Oh my God, I needed this. Well timed.

  • @divyeman8030
    @divyeman8030 3 роки тому +20

    That girl looks so innocent. Her smile is

  • @annam.3300
    @annam.3300 3 роки тому +23

    "Yayson" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ashrafkabeta
    @ashrafkabeta 3 роки тому +3

    East Or West
    Russell Peters You Are The Best.
    I sing and play the keyboards, (One man show).
    I, while singing, use your accent and humour, a little bit. And I get a lot of applause..
    My friend Russell, you are the hero.
    God Bless You...

  • @spacely2642
    @spacely2642 2 роки тому +7

    This guy literally roast people of all races gotta love him😂😂

  • @sagarbarot
    @sagarbarot 3 роки тому +5

    Mr trying to sleep ...now on his third video on a row 😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @CDN1975
    @CDN1975 3 роки тому +5

    "and this is our son Yay!" Too funny!!

  • @ShubhamSingh-jt1jx
    @ShubhamSingh-jt1jx 3 роки тому +11

    He has gun really felt that one😂😂

  • @yellowchocolate8539
    @yellowchocolate8539 2 роки тому +2

    I love you Russell Been watching you since 2003!!!

  • @TheGeorgeous
    @TheGeorgeous 3 роки тому +8

    Russell should host a show interviewing interracial couples

  • @ronnperez3782
    @ronnperez3782 3 роки тому +10

    I'm a Ugandan and this was funny 😂😂

  • @sukhbirsingh8053
    @sukhbirsingh8053 3 роки тому +59

    Uganda. Idi Amin. Damn, this guy knows History!

    • @theunderrated86
      @theunderrated86 3 роки тому +2

      @Smile MotherLover Idi Amin is s very controversial political figure in Uganda. Russell knows his references.

    • @Adam_K14
      @Adam_K14 3 роки тому +1

      Yh but he's also wrong 'the only history with black people is idi amin n Uganda' but African/black do have 200 plus years of history in the sub indian continent
      The shiddis the hafshis whether they came to india as slaves ,merchants etc
      Theres alot history even sri lanka being where people came to escape trouble times
      Even a African general or sultan
      But i guess he doesnt know that

    • @MrOwuya
      @MrOwuya 3 роки тому

      Am Ugandan so I know hehehehe

  • @jamesc.steenbergenii6969
    @jamesc.steenbergenii6969 17 днів тому

    The one thing about Russell peters is he absolutely keeps it, so real just amazing he’s not been assassinated for it

  • @wadesharp11
    @wadesharp11 2 роки тому +4

    He’s the best improvising comedian! On the spot stand up is the hardest

  • @jollino
    @jollino 2 роки тому +4

    The Alan / Aaron joke came on so suddenly that most of the audience completely missed it. 😀

  • @zendalet1796
    @zendalet1796 Рік тому +2

    His ability to freestyle comedy is mind blasting.

  • @skitrip2948
    @skitrip2948 3 роки тому +3

    That AAron was superquick !

  • @crayray1310
    @crayray1310 3 роки тому +5

    This was AMAZING! Hilarious bit... 🤣

  • @Baboi62182
    @Baboi62182 3 роки тому +9

    Damn, he knows history.

  • @jadejabrijrajsinh8610
    @jadejabrijrajsinh8610 3 роки тому

    This was his best out of all his recent uploads.. 👍👍🔥🔥🔥 Go russ..

  • @soniaturner7453
    @soniaturner7453 3 роки тому

    You are soooo funny, I love each and every video of yours. All the best always. Regards from the USA.

  • @medic6yaeta254
    @medic6yaeta254 3 роки тому +4

    Russell is talented & intellectually so flipp'n funny, like listening to a modern day George Carlin🤣

  • @gooniebush
    @gooniebush 2 роки тому +1

    Great material.👍👍👍😂😂

  • @flux9433
    @flux9433 3 роки тому +1

    Peter you cant even imagine how muvh youre helping me to lough in this hard time thank you even if i got the good days i would hear you out its just the situation am in made me do this reaserch amd found you stay safe and keep up the good comedy youve got!

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 Рік тому

    Haha! A non-joking tone of voice: “Chinese. That’s the main kind.”

  • @Renegadeproject
    @Renegadeproject 3 роки тому +5

    This was a great interaction with random members of the audience 👏

  • @swapnilmishra1
    @swapnilmishra1 3 роки тому

    The last line stole the show !! I also love it when shit works out :)

  • @haga2177
    @haga2177 3 роки тому +11

    The moment he starts doing indian accent i laugh like a 5 year old kid 😂😁

  • @ja9223
    @ja9223 2 роки тому

    When he says , " you both are alike ". 🤣🤣🤣

  • @eeman13
    @eeman13 3 роки тому +4

    He really has good general knowledge

    • @rajpatel8742
      @rajpatel8742 3 роки тому

      I didn't get the line
      "And this is our son yay "

    • @alexcrawford5350
      @alexcrawford5350 Рік тому

      Raj Patel: Because people who speak Spanish can’t properly pronounce the letter ‘j’.

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal Рік тому

      ​@@alexcrawford5350 like Jesus is "hey zeus"

  • @elden5052
    @elden5052 Рік тому

    Russel is SAVAGE, too savage for this time and age.

  • @Sokka2Me
    @Sokka2Me 3 роки тому +7

    Damn I wish I had that quick wit

  • @debbiezullo7056
    @debbiezullo7056 3 роки тому +1

    Love your style! ♥️

  • @yukiannie666
    @yukiannie666 3 роки тому +1

    i looove watching russell's videos...

  • @BabydollBabydoll-zv6cn
    @BabydollBabydoll-zv6cn 2 роки тому +1

    Nothing personal but all in fun 🤩

  • @nishmamanandhar1225
    @nishmamanandhar1225 3 роки тому

    Russell n his spontaneity..❤️from Nepal

  • @philipmarchalquizar7741
    @philipmarchalquizar7741 Рік тому +1

    So much wisdom from this guy

  • @alkassimk765
    @alkassimk765 3 роки тому +6

    "Except for those that went to Uganda." Making history for the wrong reasons. Goddamn you Iddi Amin

  • @christianwag3015
    @christianwag3015 3 роки тому +1

    RUSSELL, FASTEST TONGUE IN THE WORLD 🔥🔥🔥😅😅😅

  • @extraordinaryusesforordina6423
    @extraordinaryusesforordina6423 2 роки тому

    You are unrepeatable, man! 😍😍😍😍😍😍👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻❤️❤️❤️

  • @user-di4qt1ox8f
    @user-di4qt1ox8f 2 роки тому

    U really make a depressed person happy god bless you 🤣♥️♥️♥️

  • @bochica3562
    @bochica3562 3 роки тому +3

    I'm half colombian, half german. I'm dying. ❤️🌻😂

  • @user-di4qt1ox8f
    @user-di4qt1ox8f 2 роки тому

    I hope you will find urself and be happier coz you really change my mood ♥️♥️♥️

  • @Qetuowry135
    @Qetuowry135 3 роки тому +2

    I'm Indian and I can vouch for every word and hand gesture Russell says we use. Fuck yes!

  • @stormyjensen8077
    @stormyjensen8077 3 роки тому

    Just fucking roasts everyone😂🤣👌

  • @user-jy1qr4wy2l
    @user-jy1qr4wy2l 3 роки тому +1

    Yo this guy is too funny. I would love to go one of his shows and get roasted.

  • @swastikadas8357
    @swastikadas8357 Рік тому

    The first dude reminded me of Modern Family ngl 😂

  • @s__p
    @s__p 3 роки тому +1

    He was on fire here...

  • @wipworkinprogress1344
    @wipworkinprogress1344 3 роки тому +2

    Detecting indian from posture. Awesome 👍

  • @Cherifboston
    @Cherifboston 3 роки тому

    WoW right on point with jokes

  • @shanu9967
    @shanu9967 3 роки тому

    You're the best with audience play 😍

  • @moeynola6747
    @moeynola6747 2 роки тому

    "Zayed Jackson" lmao

  • @aerincollins9574
    @aerincollins9574 3 роки тому +3

    Front seats are available
    Me: nope I'll be in the back

  • @fookriver
    @fookriver 2 роки тому +2

    Russell Peters, an Indian with two first names. Now I've seen everything.

  • @funkmastaflexxx
    @funkmastaflexxx 3 роки тому

    Younare sooooooo funny love u russle

  • @challambrothers6251
    @challambrothers6251 3 роки тому +1

    And this is our son 'yay' si yayson 😂😂😂

  • @mustafajamnagarwala9169
    @mustafajamnagarwala9169 3 роки тому +3

    The Will joke was he taking about the fresh prince of belair

  • @locholoco
    @locholoco 2 роки тому

    Great improv

  • @omartameem1262
    @omartameem1262 3 роки тому

    First just wanna say I love your videos russel

  • @shubhamanandrao
    @shubhamanandrao 3 роки тому +1

    I'm binge watching his crowd work and I have started to think all the audience is in one place and the videos are all related

  • @PizzaWithScandal
    @PizzaWithScandal Рік тому

    best improv. person in stand-up

  • @libanlegend7863
    @libanlegend7863 3 роки тому

    Zaed Jackson 🤣🤣👌🏾

  • @AnnaFresa1
    @AnnaFresa1 Рік тому

    Zayid Jackson 😂😂😂

  • @ethanhunt3824
    @ethanhunt3824 3 роки тому +3

    To be honest... Russell doesn't do stand up comedy anymore... He just goes up to the stage and picks someone and makes fun of them...

    • @nikomn
      @nikomn 3 роки тому +1

      This is the only way for him to deliver unique material to the crowds. He started with scripted shows, but people watched the material in advance on youtube and could not be offered anything new... until they become the source Russell can improvise on... sharpens him, entertains them.

  • @Worldabetterplace
    @Worldabetterplace Рік тому

    all bloody roast 😂

  • @lillyaiellonailzbyla8194
    @lillyaiellonailzbyla8194 3 роки тому

    Omg I fucking needed this 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mustbegolda
    @mustbegolda 3 роки тому

    Brave guy on front row!

  • @vikkstar01
    @vikkstar01 3 роки тому +7

    Zayed Jackson sounds cool tbh

  • @lkchandnani
    @lkchandnani 3 роки тому +2

    Poor Zayed Jackson.. 20 years from now.. He'd get roasted by Russell when he will attend his show.
    Russell would even recall how he roasted his parents.

  • @tamhelou7444
    @tamhelou7444 3 роки тому +3

    Omg im Lebanese and i didn't expect he'd say that lmfao

    • @GBraidi78
      @GBraidi78 3 роки тому

      Lebanese represent!

  • @user-ox4xo7ju5c
    @user-ox4xo7ju5c 3 роки тому +3

    Abed means Slave in arabic 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

  • @excelautosparts3162
    @excelautosparts3162 2 роки тому +1

    "Abed" is the Arabic word for slave. He is definetly making a reference to the racism towards blacks in Lebanon

  • @TheTripstraps
    @TheTripstraps 3 роки тому

    Russel is the best:))

  • @nischaytibrewal
    @nischaytibrewal 3 роки тому +1

    Improv comedy king

  • @NEO36999
    @NEO36999 3 роки тому +2

    That black guy looks like young Denzel Washington

  • @TinaMariaJeanette
    @TinaMariaJeanette 3 роки тому

    HAHAHA, there can be only one a.k.a Russell Peters:-)

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 Рік тому

    2:23 It sounded like a woman in the crowd said “Oh my” or “Oh my gosh” in the background.

  • @chrisgaron6244
    @chrisgaron6244 3 роки тому

    You're so crazy Russell lol