What shall be done to the man who has never had the wit to be idle during his whole life; but has been careless of what the many care about - wealth, and family interests, and military offices, and speaking in the assembly, and magistracies, and plots, and parties. Reflecting that I was really to honest a man to follow in this way and live, I did not go where I could do no good to you or to myself; but where I could do the greatest good privately to everyone of you, thither I went, and sought to persuade every man among you that he must look to himself, and see virtue and wisdom before he looks to his private interests, and look to the state before he looks to the interests, of the state; and that this should be the order which he observes in all his actions. What shall be done to such a one? Doubtless some good thing, O men of athens, if he has his reward; and the good should be of a kind suitable to him. What would a reward suitable to a poor man who is your benefactor, who desires leisure that he may instruct you? - Socrates, quoted from Plato's Apology
The joke is originally that you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers but because they're talking about an Olive Garden waittress he said lasagna instead
10:08 "I love that place. They got a couple waitresses I wouldn't kick out of bed for eating lasagna. *eye twitch* If *eye twitch* If you *eye twitch* If you get what I'm saying."
"So the way I figure it, my dad makes $365,000,000 a day... that's $5,000 a year. BUT, he's been doing it for 25,000 years... that's $7!" I see Bobby has been taking "alternative math".
+MajinRomulus UA-cam needs to stick up for its users instead of letting automated software and half-witted pencil pushers illegally steal revenue, censor and intimidate them. You wouldn't have even needed to reupload these on your channel if UA-cam had a backbone to begin with.
+GlassMufasa Well, I think the original reason they were taken off of Orpheus' channel is because he took them down himself as he didn't really like them anymore. But you're right about YT being a joke with this stuff.
I'm seriously gonna ask my local bakery to hand write Socrates' statement from Plato's apology on my birthday cake lmfao
That will be fucking awesome! XD
The birthday came and went by now
Did u do it yet?
Still waiting to hear back from you about actually producing that cake with accurate spelling. This promise is two years old 😂💀
Aaron man did you fucking do it or not?
"My boy, dinner" "My boy, dinner" "Well I better head in for dinner" is oddly satisfying
🎶Dang it Peggy who threw out this mayonnaise jar , I use these to store extra screws🎶
That's it I'm kickin your ass
Bars
@@xWORLDxCHAMPIONx Damn right.
I cant say the word sus without someone giggling
Be truthful here, are you the one giggling
Has this aged well?
@@xelav3775 yes very much so lol
Amogus
This aged very well
17:53 I nominate "I'll call it Skanks" for best line in the entire collab.
But. 4:43 "why would you go waving your dick around in public"
"Boomhauer, you're Jesus!" has stuck with me for years after this came out.
3:45 "You're learning a valuable lesson in motherfucking money management" is a line that always cracks me up.
i would nominate "11:04 congratulations, i know how hard it is to smoke"
I always remember thinking SKANKS with the outdoor shot was hilarious, especially when it reappears later
The intro remix on this one will always stick in my memory.
a few years ago, I woke up and had that "43.20" stuck in my head, so I watched the collab 2 like 4 times in a row
This happened to me recently with Hank's rendition of "Blue," so here I am
That "filthy mouth cost *boat noise*" Just Made My Day XD
Yea those Peggy teeth in the pixelated zoom up were _not_ exactly pearly
10:40 i still quote "its a fish" every time I see a fish
I quote "THIS IS A PLACE OF SOAP" quite regularly
I dont know why but "this is a place of soap" has always cracked me up.
Well thank you sir I appreciate you sir I appreciate soap
4:34 “That ass is cash!”
The most true thing ever told.
I was laughing my ass off last night trying not to wake everyone up in my house.
Dealing with the same exact issue right now. Can't tell if it's because I'm high, it's 3 am, or both.
mAh BoI dInNeR is a core memory for me, jesus
12:06 giant Hank just chilling on the roof ahaha
00:40 The first time that a youtube poop got me pretty emotional, i mean damn i almost kind of cried. :`(
God knows Ladybird deserves it
7:14 "Eeeyup"
"Eeyup"
"Mmhmm"
"No God! No God please no! No! NO! NOOOOOO!"
A thousand dollars...
You got a comedy show in your cooler Bill
I still have
“To Travis, which is disgusting.”
Play randomly in my head sometimes
Speech!
Bobby's leg falling off never fails to make me laugh
Oh gawd.
2:11 Boomhauer: "incomprehensible rambling". Hank:HWAT!!?
Kazuma K....
Yep
What shall be done to the man who has never had the wit to be idle during his whole life; but has been careless of what the many care about - wealth, and family interests, and military offices, and speaking in the assembly, and magistracies, and plots, and parties. Reflecting that I was really to honest a man to follow in this way and live, I did not go where I could do no good to you or to myself; but where I could do the greatest good privately to everyone of you, thither I went, and sought to persuade every man among you that he must look to himself, and see virtue and wisdom before he looks to his private interests, and look to the state before he looks to the interests, of the state; and that this should be the order which he observes in all his actions. What shall be done to such a one? Doubtless some good thing, O men of athens, if he has his reward; and the good should be of a kind suitable to him. What would a reward suitable to a poor man who is your benefactor, who desires leisure that he may instruct you?
- Socrates, quoted from Plato's Apology
King Harky Thank You, Man
Matt Knapp You got it.
that profile picture makes it sll the better
King Harky Plato's Apology was actually my introduction to philosophy.
Dante Rowland Nice, man.
18:53
"Here's my semen sample, honey!"
*AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH*
I am the mack daddy of Heimlich Country.
Love the Eiffel 65 I'm Blue mix @ 7:52 ! LMAO
I wonder if Orpheusftw is gonna do some sentence mixing today?
NO.
@@xWORLDxCHAMPIONx Wait a minute!
@@ssraper300"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNKK!!!!"
My favorite parts:
1.BILL are you gay?
2.Stop molesting young boys *breaths fire*
both are in my opinion are the best jokes in this collab
Check this out! *leaps up offscreen*
Phill Johnson Mine is "Why? so you can blab to the whole neighborhood how much Peggy's filthy mouth costs?" (Montage of peggy's mouth)
Kisaragi Saya CHECK THIS OUT! *sputters to a start and flies around, knocking off bill's head*
Miss Borgenous, I'll kill that literature...
17:03 is pure genius!
5:53 Is the best 2 seconds of the video
13:26 He's a Big Kid Now
Nice
HOO hooo
_Ha ha_ choking to death is real funny!
Mr. Big Snake Sorry, Hank.
+Daniel Sinks
*sad music plays*
7:11
16:26
KOTH YTP predicted Among Us
sauce*
No
sus
16:27 *_NOOOOOOOO_*
Ahead of its time
This has become a form of modern art
"Yep, the new guy starts Monday and I'm kinda diabetic." "BAHGL"
"They got a couple of waitresses I would kick out of bed for eating lasagna." Can someone please explain that joke to me?
*wouldn't
He wants to bone the waitresses
The joke is originally that you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers but because they're talking about an Olive Garden waittress he said lasagna instead
Your icon is from Rudolf The Movie!
might be a longshot, but what is the source of the "I love you girl" at 8:12
It’s been eight years did you figure out?
10:08 "I love that place. They got a couple waitresses I wouldn't kick out of bed for eating lasagna. *eye twitch* If *eye twitch* If you *eye twitch* If you get what I'm saying."
This is the best collar ever!! Thank you so much for putting it back up!!
not all heroes wear capes
thank you MajinRomulus
The enormous pickup truck at 22:10 is the best part.
I hadn't even noticed that in the cutscene, lol limo-looking Ranger
5:51
*_d a l e ._*
10:39
Hank's face is legitimately terrifying.
Y'all should do what this man tells ya, he is sexy.
15:04 is also pretty terrifying.
4:08 is one of the more underrated moments in this.
2:20... this is YTP at it's finest. "Boggle"
You can’t mention diabetes without Wilford Brimley showing up
T.hanks so much for re-uploading this, this was my all time favourite poop.
"So the way I figure it, my dad makes $365,000,000 a day... that's $5,000 a year. BUT, he's been doing it for 25,000 years... that's $7!"
I see Bobby has been taking "alternative math".
21:41 best time I have ever spent in my entire life and it was only 2 minutes long
It’s just constant complete nonsense… and it’s *beautiful*
I kind of wish the entirety of this was built around the closet scene, that was hilarious.
I saw this on acid with some buddies like 10 years ago, we where obsessed
This was the absolute pinnacle of YTP
1:19 I imagined Hank reading all that and it was hilarious
Plato lol
“Time has a way of slippin through your peeenussuss
14:22 PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE
"Ya'll should do what this man tells ya, he es sexeh!" XDDD kills me everytiem
Still funny the 50th time. I almost have it memorized at this point.
SAME
Among us in a nutshell: 16:26
The song at 0:41 is Soul Longing by Freeplay music.
You're welcome.
No one wanted to know, Nazi.
Thank you
Thank you, I will spread your good deeds
1:18 The cake having a paragraph from the works of *PLATO* made my day
i am the mac daddy of heimlich county
"Hey Hank, dontcha wanna beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeURURURURUR?!"
18:53 is hands down the funniest bit.
1:19 round of applause to all who took the time to read. Last time I watched this I was in middle school didn't take the time to read it.
4:26 Sometimes I feel that I should be quoting this more
This belongs in a museum
“I am the mack daddy of Heimlich County”
Well I never ... Laughed SO HARD IN MY LIFE!!!!!!
Has anyone ever watched this on acid? I’m interested to see what the experience was like
So many times. Me and my little brother created a language composed of gibberish and quotes/actions from all of the koth ytp collabs
@@AJWEXIST shish.. sheesh
@@darkshinethakid4463 waSHOWE waSHOWER waSHOWER??? I’m a DIRTY OLD MAN. Take a shower. Go to the sink and take a shower. You get it
BURGLE. AVERTED.
I cant believe hanks worth atleast $7!
"i cant say the word SUS without someone giggling"
dikekike was ahead of his time
365,000,000 x 365 = 5,000
5,000 x 25,000 = 7
20:35 oh, i *BET THEY ARE.*
i appreciate soap
Lmao 20:52 always gets me XD
XD
18:34 That faced really killed me
😂😂😂
5:10 I mean he’s not wrong 💀💀💀
This is hilarious, I hope they never delete this video
Collab 1 vanished again.
+MegaAstroFan18 its been copyright striked but I've sent a dispute.
MajinRomulus
Yeah it's not violating any copyright. It would fall under the purview of 'parody'.
+MajinRomulus when will it come back?
+MajinRomulus UA-cam needs to stick up for its users instead of letting automated software and half-witted pencil pushers illegally steal revenue, censor and intimidate them. You wouldn't have even needed to reupload these on your channel if UA-cam had a backbone to begin with.
+GlassMufasa Well, I think the original reason they were taken off of Orpheus' channel is because he took them down himself as he didn't really like them anymore. But you're right about YT being a joke with this stuff.
And all most immediately, the base gets dropped.
This gon' be a good show.
12:50 best part
please reupload 1 it got rekt...
I've only ever smoked weed once, but this is the highest I've ever gotten.
3:03 is a super valid question
Ravenous reference at 2:00! It's lonely being a Cannibal of the Hill, its tough making friends.
I just about lost my mind when I heard that track in the film when I saw it for the first time cuz I had recognized it from THIS
@@gnalkhere I just about lost my mind when I heard it in this because I love that movie especially the soundtrack.
Intro song at 0:05 ?
18:40 HAHAHA best reference here 🤣
Holy shit! Where is that original clip from @ 21:10? It's so creepy lol.
From an interview with an Australian molester named Geoffrey Leonard. He is know as the "grub" guy
"i cant say the word sus without giggling" what the fuck the simulation is broken
Yea i always used to wonder why they always made people say sus in ytp and i still dont know but its funny because of amung us lol
It's a shame the original isn't up anymore. I could only find the intro before this was uploaded
0:45 best deep intro
Lol at making boom Howard even more unintelligible
great mix! i especially love the mr green part. its weird when he turns into a lady though.
3:45 best line
Mother *fuking* money management
Do you think Mike Judge knows about these YTPs?
He spent half of dinner last night sayin sweet chinga ching ching
1:31 What song is that?
Bonanza Theme. Old western tv show. ua-cam.com/video/mjdRgBAY278/v-deo.html
Thanks
What is the song at 19:59 im pretty sure it was in spongebob if anybody finds it please let me know
Yeah sponegbob
idk why people make such a big deal about sexual harassment when its literally just an umbrella 🙄
No god please no! Noo!... Noo!.... Nooooo!! *Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer looking at Hank as he was saying that* 7:16
18:40 the Loch Ness Monster!
Chemistryguy is my hero for using the Ravenous OST holy smokes
Oh, I was just about to make this exact comment lol
Oddysee I noticed that when I really like two different things, I almost make the reference/comparison twice, just as you did here lol
Still coming back to this after all these years and I still appreciate the Ravenous reference every time
"Oh yeah, squeeze in."
"my god am I the only sane god around here" lmao