if this don't get hired tomorrow i'm suing minecraft Twitter: / themcyum Subscribe if you are new to the channel, let's try to reach 100k before the end of 2020!
Bruh that’s like saying “Hey I would put our Minecraft beds together but since you killed my parrot I don’t think we can talk for the next 20 years...” *TEARS OF JOY*
Ahh... So you're one of those butthurt people that still disappointed with glow squid, huh? Lemme tell u a thing. Glow squid can be decoration in your aquarium. Same with tropical fish. While Iceologger.. Just another illager. They don't even produce any snow so we can't make snow farm like snow golem snow farm. And that flowercow is just a normal cow but with flower. Just another food source but with some decoration. Can't even be your pet or decoration in your zoo. This cow is same like mooshroom. Useless rare cow..
subscribe or i'll sacrifice you to demons too
Im second
Ok
dont say first i have a blue shell
Re
McYum noooo not my sheep Bob! ( I actually named him that)
ill take 20 copies
I WILL TAKE THE ENTIRE STOCK
lol iam subscribed btw
I just watched u like 2 minutes ago-
Wassup!
Ill take the producer
comedy - 0
Everybody gangsta until Mojang approve this as their new ad
Hope they do that would be a pro gamer move
1000th like
defo
They better make it their ad tho
Nah, we still gangsta
"I bought the game and now I'm a stripper"
E P I C
WE GOT YOU BACK!
Guess I'm a stripper now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
🤣
strip miner = stripper
WE GOT YOUR BACK
"Your a farmer? YOU CAN THROW FOOD AT CHILDREN!!!" Beautiful
Not food. RaW cHIckEn
raw chicken .....
I'm sold
Ok
yes.
Pog
Agreed
Fifth
Propaganda at its finest
Capitalism is crazy
69 likes
We want YOU to play minecraft
I see you everywhere
@@maskedinferno8129 minecraft isnt that good anymore
"i found my wife in minecraft now shes dead *starts crying* TEARS OF JOY"
-mcyum 2020
BAHAHAAHAHAHA
lmao
its because she can just respawn
JFC.
"What do you want? Women?"
Tommyinnit: *intense sweating*
Literally
no cap
Fr bro, mAh man Tommy needs to impress phil
convinced me
god fucking damnit lmao
Me too
Omicron I didn't know u watch him
Good to know ur taste
Not convinced yet?
Hey omi!
“Well my minecraft girlfriend is dead now”
“TEARS OF JOY”
Copy
Theres still the body😏
@@dirkeee they probably just had the same idea
She will respawn
Everyone copies comments now a days, so I don't care anymore
“You can throw raw chicken at children”
Now this is the game for me.
"More of a farms person? Well you can throw raw chicken at baby children. You got me convinced! I wanna do that lol. 1:02
you can just get kfc wait 5 days and then go to the local school
“What more do you want? Women?”
*TommyInnit has joined the chat*
"Just killed a woman, feeling good!"
@@eaglefan2569 😭😭 gave me flashbacks to mcc
Lmao true
Exactly what i thought when i saw the thumbnail
FACTS
11 year olds when they hear they got women in the advertisement:
*Its free girlfriend estate*
also 11 year olds: *cries in broke*
@@hikari6096 What
What if I’m gay
@@totalgv9155 then fortnite got you covered
Me an 11 year old: i just wanna have money to play minecraft and try out the cave update
"LOOK AT THOSE MELONS NOT THOSE THOSE" me: ill take ur entire stock
“Look at those melons! Not those melons, *t h e s e* melons!
"She's dead now...."
**crying**
"TEARS OF JOY!"
@@user-dz5qw7em8d Yeah ik he’s quoting it.
@@user-dz5qw7em8d It doesn’t have to be a meme to quote something. Some people quote poems.
@@user-dz5qw7em8d have you... have you never been on UA-cam?
@@user-dz5qw7em8d hello, welcome to the comment section.
@@user-dz5qw7em8d someone doesn't understand what liking something and quoting it because they like it is
TEARS OF JOY!
*hi*
h
i
*BUY IT NOW!*
How did you get verified?
"want women? we got you covered!"
when you are a women
(edit: ty for the likes :D)
(edit 5/12/21: im a demigirl ^^)
(edit 8/27/21: im pan)
Lol true
Lmao same
I’m used to this
lol girl problems
I don't see a problem. XD
“HE HAS 5 DIFFERENT GIRLFRIENDS, AND IM ONE OF THEM”
THAT GOT ME GOOD
If this was minecrafts ad for the game there would be 10x more ppl buying it
More like 1000x
Noo11!!!1 pepole dont wsnt gsrl friend!!!11!11
More like 18+ am i right
"You just breathed in oxygen, if so buy the game"
Sorry chief forgot to do that part
I intentionally held my breath. Thanks to you brother, I have avoided the trap.
Hol up
RIP in peace LuckyPvPGod
He forgot to breathe
LuckPvPGod ohh
The Bird you are a warrior
i got excited when he said "EVEN EAT CHILDREN!!!"
"Kill a sheep and sacrifice for demons" LOLLLL
This is art in it’s purest form.
U got a stack of likes
Nice profile image bro
mama
Ikr
damn you got the whole squad laughing bro
“Let me guess you just breathed oxygen!”
Meanwhile in the hospital: “Jokes on you I-“ BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
.
Lmao genius
LOL wtf the fuck
Ahahahahahahhaha
@@jaydee895 what the fuck the fuck
@@jaydee895 what the fuck the fuck the fuck
“I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK” -JohnTron
IF i saw this as a real ad i would definetly buy minecraft
"Let me guess, you just breathed oxygen?"
Jokes on you, i just exhaled.
Jokes on you I don’t exhale or inhale
Joke's on you I'm dead.
Jokes on living cause.. Wait what is living
JOKES ON YOU I CAN'T BREATHE IM MILK
Jokes on you, *I FORGOT HOW TO BREATH!*
😨
"I met my wife in minecraft, she's dead now"
*"TEARS OF JOY"*
1:09 when he says its as easy as 123. that scene came on exactly at 1:23 PM lmfao
ive been playing minecraft for years and this... this has convinced me to buy it again im sold
“You can throw raw chicken at children!”
Aight lemme buy 5 copies, 10 children, and 20 chicken.
Buy children or chicken?
@@verpix4956 i think the game lol
Verpix both
Verpix Children obviously
oh the comment got edited lol
Mcyum: *LET ME GUESS YOU'RE BREATHING OXYGEN*
Me: *What the fu-*
i have my ways...
How
HOW DOES HE KNOW HES A STALKERRR
dead people: nah
Yeah how did he know
0:46 Honestly, I see this as an absolute win
When he went “ Well you can throw raw chicken at children.” I cracked up
alright you’ve convinced me, im buying the game right now
It's u
AYEEE POG IM BUYING IT TOO
POG IMMA GET IT TOO
How is it?
I’ve had it for years
*I MET MY WIFE IN MINECRAFT!...SHE'S DEAD NOW*
*STARTS CRYING IN TEARS OF JOY*
Bruh that’s like saying “Hey I would put our Minecraft beds together but since you killed my parrot I don’t think we can talk for the next 20 years...”
*TEARS OF JOY*
@Evan Scammell its actually 134 now hahaha i dont know why
You don’t know how many times I’ve watched it
"Look at those melons! Not those! But those!"
I WAS DYING! 😂😂😂
"You Can Throw Raw Chicken At Children!"
Isn't that something we already do in the real world?
You guys throw raw chicken that’s nothing I throw tires
i can tell youre one of them because of your pfp
259 likes
noce
@@matthewthomas3805 lmao same
BUT MINECRAFT DOES IT BETTAH
man, steve really got messed up after that cave update...
I’m dead 😂
Big Sad
He's been to stress hiding from the warden, he didn't even got time to shave his moustache.
Best advertisement advice ever
you know its a good day when mcyum uploads
The mustache fixes everything.
@Sprite AcTuaLlY It'S A MouStAcHe YoU PoOpOo BrAiN
Conrad St. Dennis No ItS a FrOwN
Some 5 year old is going to see this and not understand it, but when hes like 13 he’ll realise...
Fatal
Yeah so anyways-
No I’m not
@Tundra & Eclipse :D You don't have to be 13 to understand it I'm pretty sure 9 year old me could understand every joke said
LOOK AT THOSE MELONS
I am like 7 lol
"well you can throw raw chicken at children", McYum - "the art of chicken".
Video was so funny but you're wrong i wasn't inhaling i was just laughing
“I met my wife on Minecraft, she’s dead now but- *cries* Tears of Joy”
How Minecraft should advertise: “we’re not Fortnite”
I mean you got a point there.
YIS
@someone random r/wooosh
@someone random shut up fortnite player
@someone random shut up fortnite player
I got an advertisment for a Marketing Manager before this video
Even though I’ve already got it, if this was the ad I’d buy it 10 more times.
OMG I ACTUALLY JUST BREATHED IN OXYGEN WHEN HE SAID THAT, THAT’S INSANE!!!!!!!!!! I’M 1000026.8% BUYING THIS!!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
*.8%*
IM BUYING THIS GAME 69420% !!!!!!1!!1111
OMG I ACTUALLY CRAPPED MY PANTS WHEN HE SAID THAT! SO COOL I AM DEFINITELY BUYING THIS GAME!!!1!!!11!! 1000026.8% I'M BUYING THIS!
OMG I ACTUALLY CRAPPED MY PANTS WHEN HE SAID THAT! SO COOL I AM DEFINITELY BUYING THIS GAME!!!1!!!11!! 1000026.8% I'M BUYING THIS!
Wow! This was superb! Why isn't Mojang hiring this guy?!
they don't have enough money to hire this guy
He needs to be hired right now!
Wait you didn't get here from an ad?
I'm hiring
@@McYum lol you kinda sus
The jokes on you I didn’t even breathe while watching it
Best ad I’m giving it a 5 star review in the play store
If this isn't the official trailer soon, I'm suing
Purple Poet sueing*
@@dinosharttt shut up
This bought a tear to my *eye*
same
1:14 this reminds me of this one meme that said I painted my grass black so it would cut itself
I'm sold. Take ma monneh
First reply and like
When a 300K sub verified musician youtuber has a 19 like comment
Ray mak STOP IT GODDAMIT
STOP SHOWING UP EVERYWHERE
Hey Ray Mak
Now THIS is an ad that I wouldn't skip
Same
no.
Me to
This ad should replace every ad on the world lol
Aggressive and loud.....yet very affective, I'll take your entire stock
"what more you want? Women?"
"We got you covered"
Simps: shut up and take my money
Lol
Lol
Copy cat you piece of shit
@@nefor9355 It was supposed to be a chain you piece of shit
@@taeli2346 You killed him you piece of shit
"Want girls to call you daddy?"
Minecraft: rated M for Mature
Edit: Maturecraft
Rated M for Mine
Get children
rated M for Meineinadeaoreadealeoresophobia
this is an ad that I would listen to!
This is great McYum you are so funny!
AND NOW HE HAS 5 GIRLFRIENDS
A N D I M O N E O F T H E M
EEEEEEEEEEEE
who is she?
@@dam78 you
U gay
300th like
That final "BUY THE GAME NOW" scared the bone meals out of me
BUY IT NOW
69th like
I laughed my ass off
L M A O
If this was a real ad nobody would press the skip button
best advertisment
Me looking at this in my dad’s account
Me:
I’m scared
You can remove this from watch history
WoW NOW I CAN MINE
@@Progamer-wt9ir was about to say that
@Jo-anne Leyer SLATC
DAD?
“Let me guess you just breathed oxygen”
Jokes on you, I am dead.
Wait
Noice same bro
HoLd Up-
I thought I was the only one!
Sameee
The best ad ever
When Mojang will hire this guy..
*3 years later*
Minecraft turned into tindercraft
Say goodbye to those innocent young bois playing Tindercraft
I KNEW I WOULD SEE U IN THIS COMMENT SECTION
You AGAIN!!?
@Dylan Barnes nah he is 2020 ver.
@@andrew.48 bruh he is not Justin Y he is another guy just memeing his name
"you just breathed oxygen!"
No mate, I breathe....
*L I Q U I D N I T R O G E N*
@Rachael Elkins and i can't breath
Well i breathe oxygen but jokes on that guy I ALREADY BROUGHT IT
@AARYAN BHARDWAJ SUPRISED GASP
@AARYAN BHARDWAJ Nah, I breath the void. Beat that.
That’s cool =D
No I will not apologise for that joke
video: how minecraft should advertise there game me: gets minecraft ad
"AND SCRAFICE SHEEPS FOR DEMONS"
me: TAKE MY MONEY I WILL BUY IT
alternate title: if minecraft was advertise like “as seen on tv.”
Mom, there's a weird man outside screaming at his monitor
This is so high quality!
The part with the melons got me really bad XD
AND FALL INTO AN ENDLESS VOID OF ETERNAL EMPTINESS
Me:
*Perfect*
69 noice
??? ???
690th like
Everybody gangsta till the spokes person becomes a customer's girlfriend
"Tears of joy!"
McYum: "you breath you buy the game"
Me: oh i guess im not buying it
Sykkuno: I played minecraft and accidentally got a girl
*Girlfriend*
You forgot to say that we use weapons to fish, and fishing rods as weapons.
Fr lmao
I...
._.
Why are you right
OKAY BUT WHY IS THIS ACCURATE. i use mah stone sword to kill salmon, and then fishing rods to pull my friends closer to me to suffocate them.
I just finished playing minecraft and Come to yt to take a break and see this! Looks like i have to play again!
This video gave me life for life
How mincraft advertise the game:
Pigs in hell
Squids that dont glow
How they should advertise the game:
y e s
Ahh... So you're one of those butthurt people that still disappointed with glow squid, huh?
Lemme tell u a thing. Glow squid can be decoration in your aquarium. Same with tropical fish.
While Iceologger.. Just another illager. They don't even produce any snow so we can't make snow farm like snow golem snow farm.
And that flowercow is just a normal cow but with flower. Just another food source but with some decoration. Can't even be your pet or decoration in your zoo. This cow is same like mooshroom. Useless rare cow..
@@DBT1007 *so your saying there all useless, what is your point?*
There all bs at least in the mod where the flower cow was originally made the butter cups give regeneration if u stand on them like a wither rose
@@DBT1007 dude the squid literally doesn't glow it has no use now stop being all angry lmfao
Dude its legit I got a six pack and 9 different girls BUY IT NOW
Ikr? It's just such a good game. I bought it and now I'm an alpha Chad.
And thats just because we breathe
And one mcyum gf
I will take your entire stock man
This is the peak of content
"You'll most likely get bullied for playing this game."
I didn't know we were still in the mid-2010s.
@@fireblade696 No, i think when it was mid-2010s, people were getting bullied by playing minecraft lmao
definitely mid 2010s i remember no one liking it back then
@@themilkman5237 Really? Because at mid-2010s i was a little kid that doesnt know anything yet, but no way, that in mid 2010s people hated it?
i remember not playing minecraft because people weren’t really nice if i did
Him: let me guess you just breathed oxygen well BUY THE GAME
Me: jokes on you I’ve been holding my breath this whole time
Wow Mcyum roasted!
i was honestly just confused so all my body functions stopped
Best advertisement ever
McYum: want girls to call you daddy?
Me: Wheres my credit card
2 girls one minecrafter, I can't wait to see where this is going
I have a bad feeling about this
I have a bad feeling about this
oh no....
I think WE have an bad felling about this.
Wooooahhh there buddyyy