LOTR: Gollum - Part 2: Worst Game of the 2020s?

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  • @rorymacleod2919
    @rorymacleod2919 Рік тому +100

    This is so painful to watch. I can't imagine playing it. You all deserve a medal.

  • @Absurdistpath
    @Absurdistpath Рік тому +38

    2:19:24 absolutely killed me , I'm crying at work 😂😂😂😂😂 "Air Gollum" hahahaa

    • @famyemil
      @famyemil Рік тому +6

      Love AJ’s laughter! It’s contagious!

  • @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r
    @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r Рік тому +75

    If anyone was able to beat this game on release they deserve an award

  • @aconceitedbeast731
    @aconceitedbeast731 Рік тому +40

    29:22 AJ tells OJ to stop choking Gollum's chicken 😆😆 way to turn a terrible game into a good laugh haha

  • @Lestat21500
    @Lestat21500 Рік тому +52

    The fact that these guys are getting frustrated with each other and want this game to be over already, just shows how bad this is. It turns friends against one another lol.

    • @BluGhostCustoms
      @BluGhostCustoms Рік тому +2

      lol exactly

    • @maxmcqueen1196
      @maxmcqueen1196 Рік тому +11

      Just like The One Ring. Deadalic Entertainment really outdid themselves with this one. I can't wait to get my LOTR: Gollum deluxe edition loincloth made by genuine slaves in a Chinese sweatshop. You just don't get immersion like this in games all too often. 10/10, game makes me want to jump into a volcano.

  • @cedricaguilar4501
    @cedricaguilar4501 8 місяців тому +6

    3:27:00 this is genuine anger, you can feel the pain in his scream

  • @Skeptic_Tank
    @Skeptic_Tank Рік тому +56

    This game is a 10/10! This is my first game my mom ever bought for me! Before I used to play with my own shit in the toilet. This is a big step up! Would recommend!

  • @ghostinhell666
    @ghostinhell666 Рік тому +29

    The company that made this, i swear the janitor there knows the lore better then the employees who worked on this

    • @ChrisRaine.
      @ChrisRaine. Рік тому

      The janitor knows the lore better THAN the employees!
      Haha, I’m genuinely curious why so many people are seemingly so confused about using “then” and “than” in sentences! I know it’s just a comment on a UA-cam video, but, why? Why?

    • @CarlosThadeu
      @CarlosThadeu Рік тому

      @@ChrisRaine. Back than, people would probably would use the dictionairy to fact check, but now, even with internet, people must be lazy... I don't know, other then that I have no idea why someone would get then and than mixed up :p

    • @ChrisRaine.
      @ChrisRaine. Рік тому

      Amazing!

    • @ChrisRaine.
      @ChrisRaine. Рік тому

      @@CarlosThadeu Than I feel that, maybe it’s just how they were taught, rather then confusion! Or, perhaps they are all just seeing it being done, than copying it rather then thinking it correct? Than that would be kind of like unintentional gaslighting! What do you think about that than?

  • @56bturn
    @56bturn Рік тому +21

    They're so bored of this game they didn't react to "Gollum! Breeding halls, now!"

  • @iamnotafan
    @iamnotafan Рік тому +9

    They couldn't even think of names "Frail Man" "Cruel Woman" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 What even is this Game

  • @Wasyashock
    @Wasyashock Рік тому +13

    3:39:23 I love how they're completely desensitized to things like this by this point

  • @lorancehack4876
    @lorancehack4876 Рік тому +14

    2:19:20 How he dove for that precious on Mount Doom.

    • @offdutyjie
      @offdutyjie Рік тому +5

      Gullum was practicing early!!

  • @SchlubbyTomHanks
    @SchlubbyTomHanks Рік тому +10

    "Candle Man" sounds like a really generic creepypasta monster.

  • @SpencerDignan
    @SpencerDignan Рік тому +8

    19:37 has some “Godzilla approaching the generator” and “collect the infected DNA” vibes 😂

  • @SweetieTheBot
    @SweetieTheBot Рік тому +15

    Alex called this a chore simulator, which is too generous. Actually, it's a slave simulator. Very convincing!

  • @Arturro671
    @Arturro671 Рік тому +9

    1:55:15 - Alex is right, AJ you are wrong. Alex went through a hella big portion of climbing, then ,,killed" this Snarra dude, and checkpoint wasn't there.

    • @ppsarrakis
      @ppsarrakis Рік тому +1

      " Alex is right, AJ you are wrong." sums up this whole show
      still love AJ with his faults.

  • @alexfraser8352
    @alexfraser8352 Рік тому +13

    This game's performance makes sonic 06 look like a godsend

  • @AstraVex
    @AstraVex Рік тому +10

    Jesus tap-dancing Christ!
    I fell asleep to this, TWICE.
    This game is _life-threateningly_ dull! 😂

  • @riazali4362
    @riazali4362 Рік тому +13

    3:26:54 is the funniest thing ever LOL

  • @Lyaagato
    @Lyaagato Рік тому +7

    criminal in prison should play this game non-stop for their punishment

    • @martinford4553
      @martinford4553 Рік тому +2

      That's just inhumane 😂

    • @henkman00
      @henkman00 8 місяців тому +2

      Guard: “play Gollum…”
      Criminal: “please no, I’m just a jaywalker for pity sake!”
      Guard: “oh, In that case play Ride To Hell”
      Criminal: “NOOOO!!”

  • @Long_Island_HaXer
    @Long_Island_HaXer 11 місяців тому +4

    *1:59:44 funniest CUT-SCENE I've ever seen. Get it guys? 😆

  • @killapollo4853
    @killapollo4853 Рік тому +7

    Gollum: Slave Simulator, just menial tasks with no rhyme, reason, reward, or fun.

  • @mauldalorian4725
    @mauldalorian4725 Рік тому +11

    you can clearly tell Joe is in a hurry to end this game with how careless he is rushing through it.

  • @brownronin
    @brownronin Рік тому +8

    God almighty, i had this on in the background while i was working on other stuff, and even then i got frustrated watching it. Mad props to u guys for powering through it.

  • @chriswinspear5728
    @chriswinspear5728 Рік тому +8

    That thumbnail of gollums c*m face is terrifying.

  • @ErikN1982
    @ErikN1982 Рік тому +2

    They should make a game that shows what Rosie Cotton is doing while the frodo and the boys are away from the shire.

  • @Sh0ckWaVeModz
    @Sh0ckWaVeModz Рік тому +7

    Everything from 3:49:40 and on had me fucking wheezing o god..... the fact everyone stopped laughing at some point made it even funnier.
    I can believe the Orcs genuinely set up those obstacles in the cannon lore because it fucking worked lmao

  • @cuteniss11
    @cuteniss11 Рік тому +7

    I prase you guys for powering thru this nightmare!. Really want a angry reaction vid for this ABOMINATION

  • @chadhullraidenstrife4143
    @chadhullraidenstrife4143 Рік тому +10

    I fell asleep halfway through the video because how bad and ugly this game look

    • @Blanktester685
      @Blanktester685 8 місяців тому

      @population-_-420 grown ups are playing literally anything else lmao

  • @Wasyashock
    @Wasyashock Рік тому +5

    Thank you for wearing the Numenorian t-shirt, checked them out just now, turns out they're great

  • @hahaannare
    @hahaannare Рік тому +4

    Not sure if I should laugh or cry that I am unironically watching this to fall asleep to

  • @Bagman07
    @Bagman07 Рік тому +7

    On a positive the game seems like a good cure to insomnia i think I'm the third here who fell asleep watching the game. Gameplay is so repetitive

  • @Legoman775
    @Legoman775 Рік тому +8

    when i first heard of this game i thought it could work honestly... BUTTT now i realize how wrong i was

    • @kingvegeta8994
      @kingvegeta8994 Рік тому +6

      I think Ride to hell retribution is better then this game tbh even mindjack as well, I think it's comparable to sonic free riders tho lol

    • @ziephel-6780
      @ziephel-6780 Рік тому +3

      @@kingvegeta8994 Gollum functions as much as Ride to Hell does. Gollum might as well be a sequel in terms of badness.

    • @roflwafflepewt2864
      @roflwafflepewt2864 Рік тому +1

      when I first heard of this game I said: its gonna fail hard. wtf are you even suppose to do as gollum in a fun way? on paper it sounds boring as fuck and guess what, turned out to be right 😂

    • @vadamsvengeance3219
      @vadamsvengeance3219 Місяць тому

      @@kingvegeta8994 ride to hell is actually playable

  • @FernTheMac
    @FernTheMac Рік тому +2

    “Are these fresh batteries?” Lmao funniest part besides the cutscene where he jumps

  • @Sam501UK
    @Sam501UK Рік тому +6

    Gollum curling one out on thumbnail

  • @CarlosThadeu
    @CarlosThadeu Рік тому +3

    That moment when I got the tak and power of juju message right away cause we had episodes of that show to pratice dubbing in my VA courses 💀 I was dying of laughter.

  • @icemanespoo2977
    @icemanespoo2977 Рік тому +2

    Gollum tells Sauron about Shire and Baggins. Then years later Candle man learns something. Sauron spynetwork seems really competent.

    • @JRGProjects
      @JRGProjects Рік тому

      Hence the chant "The eye sees all"

  • @williamyoung9401
    @williamyoung9401 Рік тому +4

    I can't wait for the Gollum plush toy. Because he's so adorable...

  • @VigilantKnight005
    @VigilantKnight005 Рік тому +3

    I could never get into "The Lord of the Rings", but I can say Tolkien is rolling in his grave.

  • @masterch33fII7
    @masterch33fII7 Рік тому +2

    I can’t believe how much the light left all their eyes while playing this

  • @famyemil
    @famyemil Рік тому +3

    Alex as the vampire notifications are way more entertaining than this game. Looks so boring. Hats off to the team.

  • @INeedJesus4sure
    @INeedJesus4sure Рік тому +2

    The horse riding level near the end had me laughing non stop. Something about Gollums ragdoll death just sent me

  • @behurastudio
    @behurastudio Рік тому +6

    3:19:24 the only, somewhat, intelligent enemy in this game

  • @DailyStreamer
    @DailyStreamer 5 місяців тому +1

    I’m addicted to watching Angry Joe crew playing bad games.

  • @isaacboyyy4271
    @isaacboyyy4271 Рік тому +19

    This game is soul crushing to watch

  • @testtest-xg4fk
    @testtest-xg4fk 8 місяців тому +2

    Bro, give these guys a Medal of Honor for playing this

  • @IdkHowToFollowAnyone
    @IdkHowToFollowAnyone Рік тому +5

    This Is Definitely N The WORST GAMES OF 2023......Maybe n Life.....Even The Movement Was Glitchy......Jus Embarrassing.....I'm Sorry You Put Yourself Threw This......

  • @ruthlessinvader8323
    @ruthlessinvader8323 Рік тому +4

    Can’t stop laughing when I see their bored and unwilling to play faces 😂

  • @yacdj
    @yacdj Рік тому +2

    59:54 Aw, come on ! Even the loading screens are terrible !

  • @lordandradus
    @lordandradus 8 місяців тому +2

    1:43:50 That was so out of left-field and non-chalant that it was hilarious
    "I just have to remember, that some people like to fuck sheep"

  • @austindevine248
    @austindevine248 Рік тому +3

    It’s a shame Joe didn’t review Pizza Tower that is one of the best games of this year

  • @hazemeid5460
    @hazemeid5460 Рік тому +3

    I'll just play return of the king or the third age instead of this garbage

  • @zerometox1135
    @zerometox1135 Рік тому +3

    Gollum looks so bad I mean look at Shadow of Mordor version of him looks is way better

  • @Esiaa
    @Esiaa Рік тому +5

    Is it just me or is this game really boring?

  • @jaygooese4242
    @jaygooese4242 Рік тому +3

    At least it's not a another Bubsy game

  • @ziephel-6780
    @ziephel-6780 Рік тому +2

    So, who's gonna bet that this game is gonna either be 1/10, 2/10, or 3/10? place your votes now 🤣
    You know, the Candle Man doesn't sound that bad, just a shame that he has to be in this LOTR game in particular, with a stupid name too. Not a total loss though.

  • @MayDayEXE
    @MayDayEXE Рік тому +1

    I seriously just can't get over how the Orc armor looks... So so bad. But it's freaking hilarious. They look like when children make shitty Halloween costumes out of cardboard.

  • @AzraelDarkness64Gaming
    @AzraelDarkness64Gaming Рік тому +1

    It's like Godzilla game and umbrella corp game had a goblin together 😂😂

  • @matthewtaylorthomaskawaipu9448

    Keep up the good work and content angry Joe Show you are awesome

  • @Arturro671
    @Arturro671 Рік тому +3

    When this was announced, I was like - hell yeah! We will travel, sneak a lot, go on full adventure.
    Yup. And people still ask me ,,why don't you preorder when you KNOW you like the lore etc."
    That's why.
    Release the game, if I don't see 90% of people complaining and it's not for 70$ or above - I'll buy it.
    If not - I'll wait till it's cheaper.
    If it's shit - I'll watch AJ/OJ/Alex play it xD

  • @shadowjudge921
    @shadowjudge921 6 місяців тому

    I don't wish to insult Star Wars while in the midst of watching LOTR getting insulted.
    But, am I the only one who feels a resemblance between the Candle Man and Grand Moff Tarkin?

  • @azalea_k
    @azalea_k Рік тому +2

    How do you make a bird? plant some bird seed, of course.
    I'm watching this entire thing because the reactions are priceless.

  • @henkman00
    @henkman00 8 місяців тому

    Hey Joe wanna play a zombie Gollum game?
    AJ: 4:12:31

  • @UberHeroMystic
    @UberHeroMystic Рік тому +1

    Getting flashbacks of Thor the movie licensed video game.

  • @vincentvega9983
    @vincentvega9983 10 місяців тому

    It is a damn shame. Daedalic made excellent point&click adventures in the past. I really believe a Gollum point&click with a badass story and nice visuals would have been right up their ally and would have been doable with the small team they got. Instead they bite of way more then they can chew.

  • @whitepenny64able
    @whitepenny64able Рік тому +4

    This game is just oddly made.

  • @themaniac5864
    @themaniac5864 Рік тому +1

    So its a stealth game with no fight nor action?

  • @johnmcgowan6718
    @johnmcgowan6718 Рік тому +3

    I hate this game, I want a refund, & that's from watching you guys playing it. 😁

  • @DBCDude01
    @DBCDude01 Рік тому

    30:49 You can DIE in a CUTSCENE?! You can't do NOTHING!!

  • @HivisoftheScale
    @HivisoftheScale Рік тому +1

    Something tells me I'd be a terrible climber... Just watching Gollum pulling some of these stunts is making me nervous...😅

    • @therealMrA
      @therealMrA Рік тому +1

      Gollum’s signature move has always been launching himself up sheer walls using only his fingertips /s

    • @HivisoftheScale
      @HivisoftheScale Рік тому

      @@therealMrA and climbing down from them head first, if memory serves me correctly!

  • @TheREALHugo4
    @TheREALHugo4 Рік тому +2

    Waiting for the review

  • @shadowsnake3867
    @shadowsnake3867 Рік тому +1

    My god even watching the whole stream is a chore because of this game. These are those fun platform games on ps1 with a modern paint of graphics. It's bad. I am pretty sure someone out there enjoy these kinds of bad games.

  • @Wasyashock
    @Wasyashock Рік тому +2

    Why Arial Bold. Just why

  • @jeet-kun-do
    @jeet-kun-do Рік тому +1

    3:55:28 lol

  • @chrislong2807
    @chrislong2807 Рік тому

    I think Alex has been watching the game in his free time, the book might have gollum helping grashneg learn to be a slave, but it doesnt mention "3rd person chore simulator" =p

  • @trevorwilliams2482
    @trevorwilliams2482 Рік тому +1

    You guys are heroes for playing this game cause this looks painful as BEEP to play. Your right being bad is enough but being boring and bad is just unacceptable specially with this license to print money if done right.

  • @ahmadowgodofwar4496
    @ahmadowgodofwar4496 5 місяців тому

    Spider part is awesome segment RoboCop Joe ☺️😁☺️

  • @saratchandramv1886
    @saratchandramv1886 Рік тому +1

    wow this was so boring to watch.

  • @tapests
    @tapests Рік тому +4

    Do an Angry Review on this or else we riot.

  • @2BachShakur
    @2BachShakur Рік тому +1

    This looks torturous to play.

  • @horsethi3f
    @horsethi3f Рік тому +1

    the design doesn't make sense. It's as if it's AI generated.

  • @The_Primary_Axiom
    @The_Primary_Axiom Рік тому

    Watching somebody play this game makes me question my entire existence and life.

  • @BluGhostCustoms
    @BluGhostCustoms Рік тому

    This game is so boring as F, makes you want to sh00t yourself in the head watching and/or playing... Turns you into Gollum is what this does

  • @richardc6354
    @richardc6354 Рік тому

    Where is the rest of your Jedi Survivor play through guys?

  • @ksk9984
    @ksk9984 Рік тому

    My God This Game Makes Sonic 06 Looks Enjoyable To Play Gollum Game Kinda Putting Me To Sleep With The Chores Simulations...😴🤦‍♂️

  • @MrShaggyww
    @MrShaggyww Рік тому

    1:05:30 looks like not only the old breeder knew fuck more about the whole egg kitchen secret, wtf they dont got the job - this is so stupid :D

  • @TheSandersLifeDad
    @TheSandersLifeDad Рік тому

    Which is better then redfall or gollum? 😂😂

  • @djstockton1853
    @djstockton1853 Місяць тому

    I wanna throw up at the sight of these graphics.

  • @skwirecortez
    @skwirecortez Рік тому +2

    I have never seen you guys so bored amd just done with a game. Even D&D Dark Alliance was good for a laugh Hell, Quiet Man was a better game because you didn't have to hear the dialogue.

  • @dimasbayuprakoso7845
    @dimasbayuprakoso7845 Рік тому +1

    Praise to Nacon they really doing good job making people angry😂

    • @Arturro671
      @Arturro671 Рік тому +2

      I have their controller for PS4 Pro and mouse for my PC. Great stuff. But this... This is bad. Real bad.

    • @Fightsome64
      @Fightsome64 Рік тому

      @@Arturro671 lol, just realised where i had that name from, ty it was bugging me ;P

  • @Mezcon2
    @Mezcon2 Рік тому

    They made the orcs look so weird!

  • @henkman00
    @henkman00 8 місяців тому

    3:38:42

  • @wstml555
    @wstml555 Рік тому +1

    ET is a masterpiece compared to this garbage game.

  • @themaniac5864
    @themaniac5864 Рік тому

    The gollum looks bad, and the gameplay looks like a child's play

  • @Orange-ic2mp
    @Orange-ic2mp Рік тому

    as a gaming ytbers do u really need to play game like this? it's actually painful

  • @nian5829
    @nian5829 Рік тому

    3:49:45 😂

  • @avybzyfella
    @avybzyfella Рік тому +1

    Why this game mad slow,😅

  • @remusveritas739
    @remusveritas739 Рік тому

    Do you think the subscription clips are long enough? I think you should make em like 2 minutes longer, in that one with the woman shooting the guy, you dont even get to see the end of the movie

  • @d_ruggs
    @d_ruggs Рік тому +1

    a terrible version of styx

  • @wolfdreams1545
    @wolfdreams1545 Рік тому +1

    The best part of this game is watching Gollum die over and over again.