True Confessions with Billie Eilish and Colin Quinn

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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2019
  • Billie Eilish, Colin Quinn and Jimmy play a game where they take turns confessing a random fact before interrogating each other to determine who was telling the truth.
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  • @LiteBlocks
    @LiteBlocks 4 роки тому +20886

    Billie: "I was 12"
    Jimmy: "So last year" lmaooo

  • @justfeelsso7389
    @justfeelsso7389 4 роки тому +18438

    When Jimmy said “I was 15” I really wanted Billie to say “so 40 years ago?”

    • @Nat-Green
      @Nat-Green 4 роки тому +262

      Kate Hooper omg I thought she was gonna say something like that

    • @LeWildSister
      @LeWildSister 4 роки тому +184

      She doesn't seem smart enough to say something like that

    • @jackieliu2202
      @jackieliu2202 4 роки тому +75

      Vanessa Berberi Maybe she was thinking about something else

    • @vb8428
      @vb8428 4 роки тому +88

      @@LeWildSister Yeah. But also that's a very silly joke too. I would think of it but I wouldn't say it

    • @ELDOCTOR662
      @ELDOCTOR662 4 роки тому +10

      No no this isn't a funny joke

  • @CamRebires
    @CamRebires 4 роки тому +9063

    Billie: **opens envelope**
    Jimmy & Colin: **laugh in adult**

  • @Emily-iq6bf
    @Emily-iq6bf 4 роки тому +6473

    This scene looks like Billies dads taken her out to dinner and he’s bumped into an old friend

  • @sveabeneker1808
    @sveabeneker1808 4 роки тому +12580

    Billie: “why did you pretend you were french”
    Jimmy: “I was bored”

    • @idilertem2901
      @idilertem2901 4 роки тому +10

      svea beneker frensh*

    • @idilertem2901
      @idilertem2901 4 роки тому +10

      svea beneker it was a joke dude chill... she says french like ‘frensh’ in the video

    • @sveabeneker1808
      @sveabeneker1808 4 роки тому +4

      İdil Ertem im verry sorry it was pretty funny

    • @born3755
      @born3755 4 роки тому +2

      Reminds me of the IT crowd when Jen pretended to to able to speak Italian cause no one was paying attention to her.

    • @Amin_the_calm_man
      @Amin_the_calm_man 4 роки тому

      İdil Ertem I didn’t understand the deference can you explain please

  • @valentinaromero4648
    @valentinaromero4648 4 роки тому +18277

    Billie : I was 12
    Jimmy: last year?

    • @danielsun6917
      @danielsun6917 4 роки тому +56

      Valentina Romero HAHA

    • @joanna6916
      @joanna6916 4 роки тому +13

      ok

    • @MKMK-bj2sk
      @MKMK-bj2sk 4 роки тому +78

      *Wait I thought she was only 10 years old*

    • @Deviant69
      @Deviant69 4 роки тому +23

      BURNNN

    • @rburp123
      @rburp123 4 роки тому +121

      Jimmy is funny as fuck and severely underrated. I prefer Conan, but Conan fans shit on him all the time which is unfair even though he has gold like this on a regular basis.

  • @marilynasson4072
    @marilynasson4072 4 роки тому +5606

    WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE END WHEN BILLIE TRIES TO HIGH FIVE AND HE SHAKES HER HAND INSTEAD HAHA

    • @riley_1010
      @riley_1010 4 роки тому +470

      and then she looked at the audiance like what just happened?? lol

    • @marilynasson4072
      @marilynasson4072 4 роки тому +26

      Riley _ 😭😭😭😭

    • @irisnadasan1760
      @irisnadasan1760 4 роки тому +104

      ITS THE WHOLE PEWDIEPIE CONAN SITUATION ALL OVER AGAIN

    • @starxxxyfairy6641
      @starxxxyfairy6641 4 роки тому +83

      AND HER FACE LMAOOOO

    • @trple2
      @trple2 4 роки тому +28

      The whole scenario is so embarrasing for Colin that it´s hard to catch the funny parts.

  • @payton-renee
    @payton-renee 4 роки тому +5834

    _"Don't do fake cocaine"_
    ~Colin Quinn, 2019

  • @psaikoneve43
    @psaikoneve43 4 роки тому +8408

    "It's not funny enough to be true"
    -Billie

    • @wf2nd731
      @wf2nd731 4 роки тому +38

      Burnnn🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂

    • @mondler107
      @mondler107 4 роки тому +23

      Iconic 😂😂😂

    • @eightrice
      @eightrice 4 роки тому +7

      I get how you can say that something is too funny to be true when the humor of a story relies on a lot of statistically unlikely occurrences, but not funny enough? Does this reality require a minimum amount of humor?

    • @wasntyellow4355
      @wasntyellow4355 4 роки тому +4

      Andrei Taranu Yes, whatever you experience that is equally or less funny than being fired for pretending to be French is actually an illusion.

    • @thrive5985
      @thrive5985 4 роки тому +9

      I thought it was a smart statement. If you want a truth revealed on public like that you'd like it to be somewhat fun.

  • @nursejoco3242
    @nursejoco3242 4 роки тому +13785

    Everyone is talking about Billies hair... I’m over here trying to figure out Jimmy’s.

    • @sarahlizze865
      @sarahlizze865 4 роки тому +78

      Ikr😂

    • @Skitz0frenix
      @Skitz0frenix 4 роки тому +166

      He got that Goku haircut from the movie Dragonball: Evolution
      Ol' Son Geeko lookin' ass

    • @Nobodysurvivesevenonebit
      @Nobodysurvivesevenonebit 4 роки тому +38

      He become kakashi

    • @pauldenino2560
      @pauldenino2560 4 роки тому +50

      He's the only host who has no issue messing with his hair during the taping.

    • @artepjan
      @artepjan 4 роки тому +29

      During Cold Open he had a wig on and since this was a live show and there wasn't a commercial break until after this, he didn't have much time to comb his hair. Go watch it (TNN).

  • @sierralewis
    @sierralewis 4 роки тому +2466

    jimmy: *says nothing*
    Billie: “shut up”

    • @DexterHaven
      @DexterHaven 4 роки тому +69

      No, he mocked her unnecessary mangling of the envelope.

    • @DexterHaven
      @DexterHaven 3 роки тому +1

      @Raze Gamerz No, stop giving people orders in a rude, snarky way. Gosh, mind your own damn business, you busybody loser.

    • @DexterHaven
      @DexterHaven 3 роки тому

      @Raze Gamerz There you go again -- Mr. Tedious Busybody desperate to get the last word.

    • @DexterHaven
      @DexterHaven 3 роки тому

      @Raze Gamerz Quit giving a thumbs-up to your own comments. It's fake, self-serving, and desperate. You also sound envious.

    • @heatherhat
      @heatherhat 3 роки тому

      @@DexterHaven exactly he had no reason to be so rude tbh

  • @yellowskindasus6352
    @yellowskindasus6352 3 роки тому +585

    "What's fake cocaine made out of? Salt?"
    -Billie 2019

  • @breea07
    @breea07 4 роки тому +6225

    Jimmy’s was clearly a lie because when Billie asked him to repeat it he had to read the paper again.

    • @omrixeren
      @omrixeren 4 роки тому +91

      lol didn't think of that

    • @laojk1055
      @laojk1055 4 роки тому +133

      He barely made eye contact and when he did, hed blink intermittently

    • @talkingirldanny
      @talkingirldanny 4 роки тому +14

      breea07 Overexplaining off of two questions too LOL

    • @camilag5100
      @camilag5100 4 роки тому +29

      i knew because he said he was 15 and you fact work until you were 16

    • @SakeenahDasti
      @SakeenahDasti 4 роки тому +30

      @@camilag5100 well it depends on the state. you can start working with a permit at 14 in some

  • @abbyc9474
    @abbyc9474 4 роки тому +6413

    6:05
    “what’s fake cocaine made out of? salt?” LMAOOOO

  • @ardenclaxton1864
    @ardenclaxton1864 4 роки тому +2456

    I love how Billie thinks salt could pass for cocaine. Lol. No hate. Genuinely thought it was adorable.

  • @datboidego
    @datboidego 4 роки тому +3196

    She’s so attractive

  • @LexZN6
    @LexZN6 4 роки тому +3429

    4:27
    Jimmy: It has to be yay or nay
    Billie: Jjjj-...

    • @doublefeature
      @doublefeature 4 роки тому +34

      lol yes my personal fav part.

    • @Gigatless
      @Gigatless 4 роки тому +13

      JOJO BIZARRE ADVENTURE

    • @bi.fruitsalad
      @bi.fruitsalad 4 роки тому +21

      Alex C. I thought I was the only one who noticed lmao I literally went back 10 sec before I was like who said jjj- its y- or n-

    • @siriolsen7805
      @siriolsen7805 4 роки тому

      Anyone with symptoms of mental health issues should check out the Andrew Cutler protocol. Google «andy cutler rebecca rust lee» for a great article explaining the protocol, and search for the success stories, and «what not to do» as there are things that you might be taking that is hurting you, like cilantro and chlorella. Wish you all the best

    • @lia.eilish
      @lia.eilish 4 роки тому +1

      Tali J lmao same!!!

  • @Natef89
    @Natef89 4 роки тому +3358

    "It's almost like not funny enough to be true."
    "Haha, now I think it really did happen"
    Lmao talk about a combo punch from Billie and Colin 🤣

    • @mondler107
      @mondler107 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @blueblubloo7243
      @blueblubloo7243 4 роки тому +4

      Best part 😂😂

    • @anistoned
      @anistoned 4 роки тому +12

      “i did get fired but it was for doing whip-its” 💀💀💀💀

    • @nomadine85
      @nomadine85 4 роки тому

      Exactly!

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 роки тому

      !!!!!!
      ua-cam.com/video/dUNnQ2kyrQI/v-deo.html

  • @elia8868
    @elia8868 4 роки тому +622

    billie's laugh at 4:08 was so pure

  • @user-kc4cd8np1s
    @user-kc4cd8np1s 3 роки тому +172

    "It's almost not funny enough to be true"
    I died.

    • @4usprosperity
      @4usprosperity Рік тому

      Lies sorry I'm I'm sorry thank you pumpkin Thank You by car for thinking lies the truth and lie and this car is playing nothing thank you and

  • @akshaygowrishankar7440
    @akshaygowrishankar7440 4 роки тому +3835

    Billie's hair kinda matches the background of the set.

    • @blackbirdflyyx
      @blackbirdflyyx 4 роки тому +51

      Akshay Gowrishankar perhaps they matched the background to her head

    • @annebradley6086
      @annebradley6086 4 роки тому +11

      The green is like emerald in Billie's hair. No complaints here!

    • @papuanewguinea7596
      @papuanewguinea7596 4 роки тому +5

      It also matches the ass of a skunk

    • @zombie3317
      @zombie3317 4 роки тому +18

      Papua New Guinea yet you’re probably over here with a rainbow mullet

    • @papuanewguinea7596
      @papuanewguinea7596 4 роки тому

      Fade Harley We are a country we don't have hair. We have starving people and and we need your money.

  • @LittleMissiLover
    @LittleMissiLover 4 роки тому +1821

    6:36 OMG LOOK AT BILLIE WHEN JIMMY SHOOK HER HAND INSTEAD OF GIVING HER A HIGH FIVE HAHHA

    • @klaudia612kk
      @klaudia612kk 4 роки тому +60

      She looks so cute 🥺💚😂

    • @VegetaAlex
      @VegetaAlex 4 роки тому +97

      Jimmy has a history of missing high 5’s 🤣

    • @BBBGomes2011
      @BBBGomes2011 4 роки тому +24

      Lmao poor baby

    • @deezupzeohdown957
      @deezupzeohdown957 4 роки тому +35

      In 10 years thats gonna ruin his career

    • @escaton74
      @escaton74 4 роки тому +10

      ikr she's so awkward

  • @OnlyMichaelJackson
    @OnlyMichaelJackson 4 роки тому +408

    "what's fake cocaine made out of? salt?"
    GIRL-😂

  • @lizzyrose398
    @lizzyrose398 3 роки тому +128

    “It was silent, i did not think it would be bad but those are always the worst ones you know what I’m saying?” Omg I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the way she says it gets me every time

  • @claudial3875
    @claudial3875 4 роки тому +2101

    Jimmy: "Dont do cocaine at all"
    SNL: and I oop

    • @Yourmom-wi6hc
      @Yourmom-wi6hc 4 роки тому +9

      I don’t get the joke? Explain?

    • @3x739
      @3x739 4 роки тому +14

      and i shut the fuck up

    • @anna-bs7ox
      @anna-bs7ox 4 роки тому +1

      roc3hunna thank u ily

    • @layy1893
      @layy1893 4 роки тому

      I don't get it

    • @Adizzyizzy
      @Adizzyizzy 4 роки тому +3

      @@layy1893 Earlier seasons of SNL, like way back, they used to get high on cocaine, even in the middle of a show.
      "And I oop" would make more sense if it was "and I, oop-- nevermind," but current twitter culture just does "and I oop," quoting a famous Drag Queen, even though in that context, the Drag Queen was going to say something but accidentally sat on their balls.

  • @anirudhiyer9351
    @anirudhiyer9351 4 роки тому +2340

    "Don't Do Fake Cocaine" ~ Colin Quinn 2019

  • @noraimarie9494
    @noraimarie9494 3 роки тому +411

    billie 19 years old: being sucessful,talented and amazing
    me 19 years old: likes my own comment

  • @jacklondon4292
    @jacklondon4292 3 роки тому +56

    Billie: "I was 12"
    Jimmy: "So last year?"

    I like a man who doesn't avoid savagery even with teenagers.

  • @SharinganMan
    @SharinganMan 4 роки тому +1545

    First of all what I love about this is that Billie Eilish and Colin Quinn definitely have no idea who each other are, at all.
    Second of all when Fallon slipped that whippets line under the fence I cackled real loud

    • @bi.fruitsalad
      @bi.fruitsalad 4 роки тому +54

      mhmd Nassealdeen محمد نصرالدين wtf

    • @test-ky8tu
      @test-ky8tu 4 роки тому +18

      @mhmd Nassealdeen محمد نصرالدين bruh moment

    • @SharinganMan
      @SharinganMan 4 роки тому +48

      @mhmd Nassealdeen محمد نصرالدين A sugar daddy? She's certainly worth a hell of a lot more than him

    • @user-nj1zu2nf1x
      @user-nj1zu2nf1x 4 роки тому +1

      @@SharinganMan not yet but after her next tour probably

    • @Theorangecrushgamer
      @Theorangecrushgamer 4 роки тому +3

      Idk who Collin Quinn is. But i know who Billie Eilish is.

  • @nataliemoreno7395
    @nataliemoreno7395 4 роки тому +530

    Billies hair literally blends in with the light and her clothes blends in with the backround

  • @akbcd1237
    @akbcd1237 4 роки тому +810

    No one:
    Me slurping up all the Billie Eilish content I can get:

  • @Vehlix
    @Vehlix 3 роки тому +151

    Imagine a weird flex such as "Billie Eilish farted in my mouth once."

    • @appiniaman
      @appiniaman 3 роки тому +2

      loll

    • @ladyikan1561
      @ladyikan1561 3 роки тому +1

      My friends are gonna be jealous if l say that lolllllll

  • @chewie221b
    @chewie221b 4 роки тому +3621

    Jimmy: "Doesn't really matter 'cause I'm such a good actor."
    Colin: "You ever see a movie called 'Taxi'?"
    OMYGOD COLIN JUST STRAIGHT UP ROASTED JIMMY 😂😂😂😂

    • @Deviant69
      @Deviant69 4 роки тому +25

      i dont get it

    • @chewie221b
      @chewie221b 4 роки тому +193

      @@Deviant69 Colin roasted Jimmy because Jimmy was in a movie called "Taxi" that came out around 2005 with Queen Latifah and Gisele Bündchen. It's funny, but Jimmy isn't really a good actor; that's why it's a roast comment.

    • @neilatajar
      @neilatajar 4 роки тому +13

      Valeria Martinez he was also in an episode of Band Of Brothers. I couldn’t take him seriously.

    • @chewie221b
      @chewie221b 4 роки тому +23

      @@neilatajar Yah I don't think anyone could take his acting seriously 😂😂 he's better as a comedian/late night host.

    • @Deviant69
      @Deviant69 4 роки тому +7

      ohh LOL

  • @ScarlettJ1221
    @ScarlettJ1221 4 роки тому +2263

    I can't stop looking at the top of Billie's head LOL

    • @vero2192
      @vero2192 4 роки тому +17

      I thought it was the lighting at first

    • @paige739
      @paige739 4 роки тому +87

      I think it’s dope and she’s so much cooler than you will ever be lol

    • @yourethesunflower991
      @yourethesunflower991 4 роки тому +7

      I love it, but it's kind of distracting, and hard to not keep looking at.. Hhh 😄😅

    • @bi.fruitsalad
      @bi.fruitsalad 4 роки тому +11

      Why are you everywhere???

    • @m2aa130
      @m2aa130 4 роки тому +18

      I can’t stop looking at Fallon’s rat’s nest hair.

  • @brandydavis5919
    @brandydavis5919 4 роки тому +391

    Billie should of know Jimmy was lying bc when she asked him to repeat what it was he had to look at it.

    • @MariaKozorezova
      @MariaKozorezova 3 роки тому +7

      Or it might be a true but he looked at it on purpose for them to think that it's not true :) I mean, it turned out lie, haha, but this exact move could be just to confuse :)

    • @deobeesie369
      @deobeesie369 3 роки тому

      It’s actually a trick police use on suspects. They ask them to repeat the story they told again to see if they remember or forgot what they said if the story is actually a lie

    • @deobeesie369
      @deobeesie369 3 роки тому

      TheJamie42 it doesn’t matter.?

    • @deobeesie369
      @deobeesie369 3 роки тому

      TheJamie42 but it’s true, it doesn’t matter how they should say things

    • @deobeesie369
      @deobeesie369 3 роки тому

      TheJamie42 I’m not talking about words I’m talking about grammar this is the Internet not school

  • @MandeepKaur-rx6zd
    @MandeepKaur-rx6zd 3 роки тому +84

    Jimmy: "He's the most Irish guy I know"
    Niall: 👁👄👁

  • @No1CanHelpM3
    @No1CanHelpM3 4 роки тому +513

    I just love Billie’s personality, and her laughter 😂

  • @itsagabything
    @itsagabything 4 роки тому +780

    “ it doesn’t matter because I’m such a good actor”
    “Have you ever seen the movie called taxi?”
    😂😂😂
    How didn’t no one laugh at that?! It was a burn towards Jimmy!!

    • @chelseab115
      @chelseab115 4 роки тому +5

      itsagabything hahaha I loved that movie, but true

    • @chelseab115
      @chelseab115 4 роки тому +4

      @Letucces Satan No it was Jimmy Fallon.

  • @eoinlynch8914
    @eoinlynch8914 4 роки тому +448

    “this guy is the most irish person i know” (to an american) people who literally live in ireland: am i a joke to you

    • @trple2
      @trple2 4 роки тому +2

      The answer is yes. Most of the true Irish left.

    • @vktay4751
      @vktay4751 4 роки тому +1

      I'm irish

    • @irishmud
      @irishmud 3 роки тому

      yo i’m irish but i live in america

    • @irishmud
      @irishmud 3 роки тому

      Never Perfect it’s just like anyother place

  • @hanakokun9331
    @hanakokun9331 3 роки тому +52

    Jimmy: how old were you?
    my mind: I'm guessing 22 maybe?
    Colin: 22
    me: literally acts like I won the super bowl

  • @Pumpkin0_0
    @Pumpkin0_0 4 роки тому +935

    My sister once farted into my other sister's mouth and she actually ran to the bathroom to throw up violently. I guess it's proven that swallowing farts induces vomiting.

    • @jacquelineverywell7474
      @jacquelineverywell7474 4 роки тому +3

      Pumpkin YEpPer

    • @ahhwe-any7434
      @ahhwe-any7434 4 роки тому +3

      You know how when you're that younger female, you always think it's cool to date some some dude grades higher. Preferably a "jock"? Well, I'm far from cool. But a lot of the older jocks were always in my front yard playing b.ball w/ my bro. Bc he was one. They mainly lived in the same neighborhood, they were always around. Some were hot, some not. But they were teens... & Yeah, period. So to me, it just wasn't the biggest deal. Before teens, I remember when we were kids. Playing w/ tadpoles & sh. Some of them had sisters my age too. Anyways, I remember having this one friend who thought it was so cool. And it's like," 😒 you wanna know what my bro is doing right now? Running around in spandex! watching football, holding a football, & imitating all their moves. He's the "gayest" sh ever!" My bro: * runs around me to fart in my hair. * Me: 😭 moooom? he just farted in my hair! * Tossing my hair around every where to get the scent out * Gross! 😤. "

    • @Andshewasafairy
      @Andshewasafairy 4 роки тому +9

      I have two boys and I can vouch that this indeed does happen 😭💀😂😂

    • @lxlxlxlx-lr7dy
      @lxlxlxlx-lr7dy 4 роки тому +29

      @@ahhwe-any7434 literally just read a whole damn book with that comment

    • @ahhwe-any7434
      @ahhwe-any7434 4 роки тому +2

      @@lxlxlxlx-lr7dy I mean, you could've not read it too. And just simply moved on. That works too.
      She shared. So I did. You: I don't have nothing to share. But ironically, I will throw this off- Track...

  • @dscoeur2931
    @dscoeur2931 4 роки тому +372

    Haha Billie's tryna high five at the end and instead he shakes her hand.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dscoeur2931
      @dscoeur2931 4 роки тому +4

      @Wubba Wubba haha you know Billie is constantly with her moher Maggie, she's super anti drug (hence her song xanny). I think its just her eyes haha and sometime she gets tics ( tourettes syndrome) so perhaps she's trying to cover her tics by movie a different/certain way? Idk could just be a theory but if you listen to her music enough (& watch interviews) you'll see she's very straight edge and vegan. (TL;DR watch her music video "xanny")

  • @kingbillie2457
    @kingbillie2457 4 роки тому +57

    I'm obsessed with billie's laugh.😂

    • @4usprosperity
      @4usprosperity Рік тому

      You You also make the most sense of what to do with you and your business is very good looks like you

  • @sergiocarniel
    @sergiocarniel 4 роки тому +12

    2:37 "ever see a movie called taxi?"
    That line was so underappreciated

  • @dylanroland2609
    @dylanroland2609 4 роки тому +264

    “I got fired for doing whippets” lol Jesus jimmy went through a Steve-o phase

  • @crislucas1707
    @crislucas1707 4 роки тому +248

    1:16 “..were you fooling around” lmao he said “woah”

    • @KhanajaScottProductions
      @KhanajaScottProductions 4 роки тому +14

      Yeah and then Jimmy looked at him like lawl you're a perv 🙄
      I was looking for this comment

    • @graceyoungmark8314
      @graceyoungmark8314 4 роки тому +8

      Khanaja Scott Productions lmao I keep laughing now watching jimmys face he’s like wtf bro

  • @jairomurillo4645
    @jairomurillo4645 4 роки тому +45

    She has great chemistry with almost every one. I wish I was like that, lol.

  • @doriweishaar4901
    @doriweishaar4901 4 роки тому +30

    I just LOVE her laugh lol
    And the look on Jimmy's face when she said it was almost not funny enough to be
    true: priceless lol

  • @xalahuj
    @xalahuj 4 роки тому +456

    True story: her friend was actually Bobby Kelly.

    • @ishmael802
      @ishmael802 4 роки тому +4

      From Tough Crowd?

    • @siriolsen7805
      @siriolsen7805 4 роки тому

      Anyone with symptoms of mental health issues should check out the Andrew Cutler protocol. Google «andy cutler rebecca rust lee» for a great article explaining the protocol, and search for the success stories, and «what not to do» as there are things that you might be taking that is hurting you, like cilantro and chlorella. Wish you all the best

    • @jsunh98
      @jsunh98 4 роки тому +2

      there's no way Colin enjoyed being there at that moment

    • @jonniehickson5599
      @jonniehickson5599 4 роки тому +7

      @@siriolsen7805 What's wrong with cilantro? It makes everything taste FRESH

    • @daveh2612
      @daveh2612 4 роки тому +1

      You mean Blobby Kelly

  • @666melodeath666
    @666melodeath666 4 роки тому +686

    Billie Eillish looks like shes Sponsored by Monster

  • @user-zw1pm1hk3i
    @user-zw1pm1hk3i 4 роки тому +25

    Jimmy: Can u open an envelope?
    Billie: *Shut up*

  • @mamanjie7933
    @mamanjie7933 4 роки тому +45

    Billie: What’s fake cocaine made out of? Salt?
    Me, who pretended to snort cocaine for a scene in advanced theatre: actually, powdered sugar works better

  • @inpireme
    @inpireme 4 роки тому +313

    0:58
    Billie: I was 12
    Jimmy: last year?
    😂

    • @4usprosperity
      @4usprosperity Рік тому

      Billie 💨🏜🏝🏝🚽🧫🧫💩👃🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🚽🚽🚽🧻🧻🏤🏤🏤🏥🙊🙊🙊🙊👃👃🙊🙊😷😷😷🙊🙊🙊👧👧🧑🧑👱👃👃👱👱👱👃👃🤦🤦🤦🤦🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚽🚽🚽🚻🚻🚽🚽🧎‍♀️Billie Eilish 💨🌯🤮💙♥💕💨🌯🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🚻🚻👃👃👃

    • @4usprosperity
      @4usprosperity Рік тому

      🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🚽🚽💩🧎‍♀️💨💨🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊👃🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊👃👃🙊🙊🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🪟🪟🪟🪟🪟🪟🪟🪟🪟Billie Eilish 💨🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑💨💨💨💨💨💨💩💩

  • @snehakumar7939
    @snehakumar7939 4 роки тому +256

    “I was 12...so it was like”
    “Last year, last year!”
    AHAHAHAHAHAH 😂😂😂

    • @4usprosperity
      @4usprosperity Рік тому

      So I can go to the bathroom you have bathroom a party party built in your backyard you should go let it go to rip before you know the whole point bomb find out you farted so I'm going to go down tonight or die what's going to do get over your fart or you build a nice

  • @nikkinikkinikki98
    @nikkinikkinikki98 4 роки тому +68

    She’s so GORGEOUUUUUS 💚✨

  • @fettyspice2028
    @fettyspice2028 4 роки тому +333

    She could also be a comedian or script writer she’s hilarious and so witty for her age

    • @alexbruh2948
      @alexbruh2948 4 роки тому +14

      A comedian for brain dead 14 year olds

    • @dllspsdincmx871
      @dllspsdincmx871 4 роки тому +24

      Nah you just sound bitter and jealous of her success lmfao
      Check yourself 🤣

    • @fettyspice2028
      @fettyspice2028 4 роки тому +4

      What ever you say “Bruh”

    • @mdsajedi3471
      @mdsajedi3471 4 роки тому +1

      Have you ever watched fresh prince?

    • @fettyspice2028
      @fettyspice2028 4 роки тому +3

      Wubba Wubba is your name leaving dumb comments is your game. 😂 I’m not 12 but thanks for the compliment.

  • @lol-xx8je
    @lol-xx8je 4 роки тому +133

    OMG i love how Billie laughs

  • @soimboredandtesting
    @soimboredandtesting 4 роки тому +129

    Jimmy: it doesn’t matter cuz i’m such a great actor
    Colin: ever seen a movie called taxi?
    lmaooooo

  • @sssharefff
    @sssharefff 4 роки тому +17

    "My first stand - up set was in a police station while i was under arrest."
    Billie: *"ThAt WaAS SoOo DoPe."*

  • @rosettay7563
    @rosettay7563 4 роки тому +95

    No one:
    No one at all...
    Billie Eilish: "I once farted in my friends mouth while she was yawning and she threw up" (⊙_⊙;)

  • @luis_latino2119
    @luis_latino2119 4 роки тому +347

    0:55 I was 12.....Last year? Lmao good one jimmy.

  • @bi.fruitsalad
    @bi.fruitsalad 4 роки тому +390

    Billie: I once farted in my friend’s mouth while she was yawning and she threw up.
    Me: 100% true. Not surprised when it's Billie 😂

  • @kankoush9021
    @kankoush9021 4 роки тому +51

    2:17 when Jimmy tried giving Billie a high-five and she refused to. Oof.

    • @heatherhat
      @heatherhat 3 роки тому +4

      I mean Jimmy was being kinda rude though so i don't blame her

    • @Emma-nw2xg
      @Emma-nw2xg 3 роки тому

      @@heatherhat I don’t think she saw but she was being incredibly disrespectful. Jimmy was being quite kind.

    • @wqkami
      @wqkami 3 роки тому +2

      @@Emma-nw2xg how exactly was she being disrespectful?

    • @user-so7nd5zl2b
      @user-so7nd5zl2b 3 роки тому +1

      I doubt if She saw his hand. I’d probably think he’s just gonna slap the table

    • @Ashley-km4qi
      @Ashley-km4qi 2 роки тому +1

      It didn’t look like he was giving her a high five

  • @Leorgo
    @Leorgo 4 роки тому +52

    I think it's funny how they laughed at "oh you get arrested for possession of weed?". Yeah... We live in 2 totally different worlds.

  • @jaydehy
    @jaydehy 4 роки тому +990

    Jimmy: I got fired from my job for pretending to be French
    Me: I got fired from my French class because I was french
    Edit: Wait I never got this many likes before merci les gars 😊

  • @coryt.williams7241
    @coryt.williams7241 4 роки тому +105

    “ Want some night time pizza like “
    - Billie Ellish

  • @fleacam6426
    @fleacam6426 4 роки тому +164

    Billie: happened when I was twelve
    Me: alright that's a long time a-
    Billie: So 2014
    Me: HOLD UP
    How do I keep forgetting how young she is?!

    • @PiglipsMaximus
      @PiglipsMaximus 4 роки тому +5

      Dunno I mean she still looks 14 so

    • @user-mu2hu6gc7m
      @user-mu2hu6gc7m 4 роки тому +4

      Jacob Murphy no she doesn’t.

    • @ElonMasks
      @ElonMasks 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao first time i saw her i thought she was 25 - 26 lol

    • @krahsretto
      @krahsretto 3 роки тому +1

      @@ElonMasks when I first saw her I was like,
      'DANG! She looks like a person who came out of 2400! So beautiful.'
      I thought she was 13 at the time.

  • @carmi8034
    @carmi8034 4 роки тому +135

    "was it weed or something eellsse"
    "Eh"

  • @bexarmarkmedia9415
    @bexarmarkmedia9415 4 роки тому +139

    Jimmy: fooling around
    Collin: woah
    😂😂😂

  • @nmer5023
    @nmer5023 4 роки тому +238

    I'm guessing im the only person here because of Colin

    • @papianasrindairies3532
      @papianasrindairies3532 4 роки тому +2

      Nik Merr for billie

    • @MisterCovek
      @MisterCovek 4 роки тому +12

      There's two types of people here... 90% of them watching for Billie, and the rest of us for Colin.

    • @papianasrindairies3532
      @papianasrindairies3532 4 роки тому +3

      MisterCovek I mainly got notification from Jimmy fallon

    • @anyal1987
      @anyal1987 4 роки тому +4

      Nik Merr I love Colin Quinn!

    • @strigen
      @strigen 4 роки тому +2

      I thought I was the only one!

  • @Elfaia
    @Elfaia 4 роки тому +27

    Not gonna lie, billie and colin have some good chemistry.

  • @ruozhienchan1331
    @ruozhienchan1331 4 роки тому +27

    When Billie said all that with a straight face

    • @4usprosperity
      @4usprosperity Рік тому

      Billie 💨💨💨🌯🌯🌯🌯Billi 💨💨💨🌯🌯🌯🌯💨Billi 💨🌯🌯Billi 💨🌯🌯

  • @idkbrosstudios8446
    @idkbrosstudios8446 4 роки тому +185

    Billie says the word “French” really weird 😂

    • @robertramjam913
      @robertramjam913 4 роки тому +11

      You using the word world for word is what's weird.

    • @idkbrosstudios8446
      @idkbrosstudios8446 4 роки тому +3

      Robert RamJam boom it’s fixed.

    • @szalipacat2548
      @szalipacat2548 4 роки тому +43

      3:04 ”frensh”

    • @nonameDanK
      @nonameDanK 4 роки тому +7

      Mimi Twix she just talks weird in general man idk what it is

    • @raf_a_xx
      @raf_a_xx 4 роки тому +1

      Front Runner More Like Stone COLD Stunner just maybe her way of talking or because of her syndromes 🤷‍♂️ it’s funny tho I love it

  • @user03338
    @user03338 4 роки тому +111

    “it’s almost like not funny enough to be true”

  • @sethschafer7559
    @sethschafer7559 4 роки тому +231

    Jimmy: “What were you wrestling? Fooling around?”
    Colin: “...woah”
    Jimmy: looks at Colin laughing 😂😂😂

    • @baileyerinsmith4680
      @baileyerinsmith4680 4 роки тому +8

      Not funny. Shes 17.

    • @chickenstrips4619
      @chickenstrips4619 4 роки тому +2

      Bailey Smith Huh?

    • @trincake2fat199
      @trincake2fat199 4 роки тому +5

      @@baileyerinsmith4680 it's suppose to be a joke

    • @AndresGonzalez-kt6co
      @AndresGonzalez-kt6co 4 роки тому +1

      Seth Schafer I was like wtf😂not on the same page💀

    • @sguraya7223
      @sguraya7223 3 роки тому

      @@baileyerinsmith4680 Yes... age of consent is lower than that in many places.
      Don't act like 17 and 18 magically change from completely innocent child to full blown adult

  • @surajgurung2646
    @surajgurung2646 4 роки тому +25

    Loved her laugh at 5:33 aah ha ...haha that was so funny love her 🤣

  • @katy.h1921
    @katy.h1921 4 роки тому +40

    I love how she tried for a high five and he shook her hand 😂🤣

  • @sarahotoole4914
    @sarahotoole4914 4 роки тому +34

    Billie: "What's fake cocaine made out of?".
    The John Mulaney in me: "Baby aspirin".

  • @patriciadawn7657
    @patriciadawn7657 4 роки тому +12

    I love how Billie just holds her own with everyone 💯💯 She makes me laugh out loud

  • @AwesomeGrace02
    @AwesomeGrace02 4 роки тому +54

    “what’s fake cocaine made out?”
    faux-caine

  • @drippha9161
    @drippha9161 4 роки тому +23

    “I did get fired but it was for doing whippets” 😭🤣

  • @parisht2381
    @parisht2381 4 роки тому +22

    I knew it was fake bc when billie asked jimmy to repeat it he had to look at the card

  • @millie4353
    @millie4353 3 роки тому +7

    4:08
    I love Billie's laugh

  • @anyakturner
    @anyakturner 4 роки тому +24

    She’s literally so beautiful. Like glowing, so crazy.

    • @4usprosperity
      @4usprosperity Рік тому

      I will be in a little over a year now with you guys and the kids will be there to help you get

  • @andreacalderon4062
    @andreacalderon4062 4 роки тому +28

    Never in my life have I had more respect for Jimmy Fallon than when he said “last year”

  • @MagnusVonGrapple
    @MagnusVonGrapple 4 роки тому +22

    These two are lucky to be on with a legend like Colin

    • @bw2937
      @bw2937 2 роки тому +1

      Who?

  • @katherinepoole8842
    @katherinepoole8842 4 роки тому +48

    Jimmy: yay or nay?
    Colin: yay
    Billie: jggjj...

    • @tatid7259
      @tatid7259 3 роки тому +1

      she glitched for a hot second

  • @meghanharls4094
    @meghanharls4094 4 роки тому +25

    SHE IS SO CUTE I CCCANT

  • @iremeunjungcook
    @iremeunjungcook 3 роки тому +8

    jimmy: 'this is the most irish guy ik'
    ***NIALL HORN HAS LEFT THE CHAT***

  • @Redwave357
    @Redwave357 4 роки тому +16

    “I got fired for doing whippets”
    Never laughed harder at something he’s said before

  • @ryanbaker979
    @ryanbaker979 3 роки тому +2

    Colin's reaction to Billie's confession is gold~

  • @itsava4820
    @itsava4820 4 роки тому +102

    billie during the cocaine talk: xanny, xanny, xanny PLAY XANNY

    • @debbiefox6846
      @debbiefox6846 4 роки тому +6

      So glad other saw that. So rude having that cigarette smoke in her face. I was forced to breath 2nd hand smoke as a child and it ruined my lungs. It gave me asthma. Now as an adult still breathing 2nd hand smoke I have interstitial lung disease and have to use several inhailers and pills. I like Jimmy and his show is funny but it was incredibly rude.

    • @icantthinkofaname1062
      @icantthinkofaname1062 4 роки тому

      Debbie Fox I’m hoping it’s fake or something

    • @ladyvoldemort3017
      @ladyvoldemort3017 4 роки тому +2

      It’s fake smoke. Prop. Annoying, but not harmful

    • @mellsym6353
      @mellsym6353 3 роки тому +1

      Debbie Fox it’s fake.

    • @heatherhat
      @heatherhat 3 роки тому

      Right she looked so uncomfortable :/

  • @thomaspretty8205
    @thomaspretty8205 4 роки тому +17

    Billie doesn’t look too impressed when he said he got fired for whippets lol

  • @bi.fruitsalad
    @bi.fruitsalad 4 роки тому +83

    As soon as she said the first one I knew it was true like Billie you can't fool us we know youuu 😏😂

    • @4usprosperity
      @4usprosperity Рік тому

      I will send you the link when we have a great weekend and I hope 🙄is good for you guys

  • @MusicDevour
    @MusicDevour 3 роки тому +2

    4:18 the NO! Gets me all the time LOL and Jimmy’s reaction 💀

  • @belindaaugustine3259
    @belindaaugustine3259 4 роки тому +6

    Billie's laugh is so pure.

    • @dllspsdincmx871
      @dllspsdincmx871 4 роки тому

      She’s very pure and bubbly and smiley in real life

  • @bwolsen124
    @bwolsen124 4 роки тому +54

    Jimmy just casually saying "I got fired for doing whip its" while moving the segment on fjkdlajfldajfljaklfa

  • @amnab1
    @amnab1 4 роки тому +28

    2:05 when you thought you knew everything about billie eilish LMFAOOO
    BUT I AINT THAT SURPRISED CUZ ITS SOMETHING SHE’D DO

  • @whatwasreymadefor
    @whatwasreymadefor 2 роки тому +1

    BILLIE IS SO ADORABLE THEN AHHHHH😭

  • @isabelavarela
    @isabelavarela 4 роки тому +6

    "The silents are the worst ones" lessons life guys