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  • @bi_cycle
    @bi_cycle 7 років тому +431

    "The film is about a girl shagging a buffalo."
    That's the best description of beauty and the beast ever.

  • @kartermeijer6813
    @kartermeijer6813 6 років тому +316

    "The Nokia had all you needed;
    -stopwatch
    -calculator
    -snake"
    True. Snake was the stuff, yo

    • @NiVi192
      @NiVi192 3 роки тому +2

      Oh my God, I loved Snake so much it was so addictive!

    • @QuanTumm1357
      @QuanTumm1357 3 роки тому +1

      Yo

  • @lukebradley574
    @lukebradley574 7 років тому +924

    It’s not fair to look at Jack’s content only on American tv, his unrestricted stuff in the UK is hilarious

    • @christinej.4404
      @christinej.4404 7 років тому +11

      I agree

    • @Paige-pk8dr
      @Paige-pk8dr 7 років тому +13

      We hate it too. Trust me we all hear cuss words all time and ant halfway decent parent isn't letting their kid watch shows with cussing or even letting them stay up past 9:00 and these late shows are on at like 11:30.

    • @slothprime1327
      @slothprime1327 7 років тому +1

      It's not. It's really not.

    • @HitmanThunder
      @HitmanThunder 7 років тому +4

      His special with the same joke was extremely hilarious, he just performed it differently in front of an American audience. It was a tough crowd for him but if you watch what he does in Britain or even on Jimmy Fallon's show, you'll see how hilarious he is.

    • @STAFFIHOUND
      @STAFFIHOUND 7 років тому

      Really!!! Ive watched 60 mins of his wembly show on here and never laughed once.

  • @Vi3id
    @Vi3id 6 років тому +310

    It's weird seeing him have to restrict his humour for Americans. Watch him in British shows he is so much more savage and funny.

  • @capame3737
    @capame3737 7 років тому +94

    LOL "Hold my beer."

    • @p.parker8304
      @p.parker8304 7 років тому

      Hold my beer...like that's never been done before. So unoriginal and unfunny.

    • @capame3737
      @capame3737 7 років тому +7

      Unfortunately It was original to me, I know it's sad in your eyes. Moment and Timing got to me. Still loved it man.

  • @HitmanThunder
    @HitmanThunder 7 років тому +53

    His special with the same joke was extremely hilarious, he just performed it differently in front of an American audience. It was a tough crowd for him but if you watch what he does in Britain or even on Jimmy Fallon's show, you'll see how hilarious he is.

  • @wouterdobbelaar1341
    @wouterdobbelaar1341 7 років тому +162

    watching this you just realise how much prep goes into doing a special because he literally said the exact thing during his special word for word which means he has to learn 1,5 hour of material

  • @leiannesw4926
    @leiannesw4926 7 років тому +12

    I have been a Jack Whitehall fan for years! Glad he's in the US finally! Hope to catch the tour. Too censored on TBS.

  • @jaddytheteenblogger
    @jaddytheteenblogger 7 років тому +237

    He is not a bad comic, however, you have to give him credit for his performance. It is extremely difficult to be that active and delivery clear dialogue especially with British humor which needs to be clear and subtle.

    • @lukemorton2975
      @lukemorton2975 7 років тому +10

      Jad Papa “the film is about a girl shagging a buffalo” Ahhh the epitome of subtlety.

    • @sammartin894
      @sammartin894 7 років тому +5

      British humour is the opposite of subtle

    • @JavierPerez-cx4jw
      @JavierPerez-cx4jw 7 років тому +6

      Jad Papa You sir have never seen Monty Python

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins 7 років тому +323

    Welcome to the States, Jack! Have a kick-ass tour!

  • @hetaliafordummies9372
    @hetaliafordummies9372 6 років тому +99

    “Back home we’re having a bad break up”
    “It’s called Brexit”
    Ah, yes, Brexit, my friend

    • @designateddriver3332
      @designateddriver3332 5 років тому +1

      Hello Brexit my old friend...
      It's been 3 years when will you end?

    • @Lycan4
      @Lycan4 3 роки тому

      @@designateddriver3332 You beat me to it. lolz.

    • @mavfan1
      @mavfan1 4 місяці тому

      UK has completely fallen apart into utter chaos and despair since Brexit, just as predicted….

  • @mangoo5394
    @mangoo5394 7 років тому +28

    When he said "Mufasa", I died.

    • @BenB2005
      @BenB2005 4 роки тому +4

      Just like Mufasa

    • @summerchild11524
      @summerchild11524 3 роки тому +1

      @@BenB2005 that's exactly what I clicked on this comment to reply

  • @withgreatpower6169
    @withgreatpower6169 7 років тому +61

    I thought he was great. You guys are crazy. His Netflix special is awesome too.

  • @audrey93ify
    @audrey93ify 7 років тому +171

    love Jack Whitehall .. but this was not his best work. I think they made him concerned about his accent and how his pronunciation comes across with a US audience

    • @buckyl565
      @buckyl565 7 років тому +3

      It's like he's doing a bad Michael Macintyre impression here.

    • @Katya_Lastochka
      @Katya_Lastochka 7 років тому

      audrey mishca Good excuse.

    • @timallen4717
      @timallen4717 6 років тому

      audrey mishca I'm reasonably sure they asked him to use the false British accent Hollywood is obsessed with using.

    • @nanya557
      @nanya557 6 років тому +1

      Why, I'm Nigerian and I totally understand his British accent

  • @ireneadler4925
    @ireneadler4925 7 років тому +4

    Yay, one of my favorite British comics on my favorite show :)

  • @demitakaye1773
    @demitakaye1773 6 років тому +4

    "Fetch me...Mufasa."😂😂😂

  • @trinitycrosby7911
    @trinitycrosby7911 4 роки тому +2

    He sounds drunk at the beginning 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @ascent8487
    @ascent8487 7 років тому +6

    I totally forgot about snake! I do miss snake damn it!

  • @h.thumbsthomas5479
    @h.thumbsthomas5479 7 років тому +4

    WELL CRAP I DIDNT KNOW JACK WAS GOING ON TOUR HERE!! DAMN IT

  • @ThePerro
    @ThePerro 7 років тому +390

    'Hold my Beer'
    Are memes accepted stand up material now? Dang.

    • @AdamPFarnsworth
      @AdamPFarnsworth 7 років тому +5

      Exactly my though as well

    • @vince1987
      @vince1987 7 років тому +19

      I think it's an american stereotype before it was a meme.

    • @AdamPFarnsworth
      @AdamPFarnsworth 7 років тому

      vince1987 Either way, it's not original

    • @dailyelevation2813
      @dailyelevation2813 7 років тому +53

      Why would it need to be original? It is an expression for 'I can top that' Why would he have to invent a new expression for such a common phrase? He is a comedian you dimwit.

    • @AdamPFarnsworth
      @AdamPFarnsworth 7 років тому +1

      Daily Elevation If you are amused by hearing the same tired thing over and over, more power to you. Usually, I enjoy hearing something new that surprises me. But it takes all kinds; your enjoyment of old, already heard jokes is just as valid as my wanting new, interesting material.

  • @ajbutyoutube
    @ajbutyoutube 7 років тому +109

    Glad to know Conan commenters are just this critical in general.

    • @jeffha3
      @jeffha3 7 років тому +2

      raquel lois Because your susceptibility to confirmation bias coupled with the empty space between your ears makes you delusional.

    • @odogwu7
      @odogwu7 7 років тому +5

      I think a lot of these people are conservatives who easily get butthurt about Trump jokes but have no problem dishing out Obama/Hillary/Democrat/Liberal jokes.
      This is the reason why I don't like coming to these videos. It's full of people who can't appreciate anything new. Always so stuck up about the older "better" comedy.
      "But..but...but...back in my day...."

  • @RJ-ln4kp
    @RJ-ln4kp 4 місяці тому

    I had a Nokia 8210. Loved it. So small!!

  • @GalaxyGurrl
    @GalaxyGurrl 7 років тому +7

    he reminds me of Russel Howard.

  • @brandondebruin375
    @brandondebruin375 7 років тому +138

    Gotta love Jack Whitehall

  • @pointlessopinion611
    @pointlessopinion611 6 років тому

    There should be a panelists tour. I'm not a huge fan of British humor but I'm addicted to that format of British TV.

  • @Trane141Kingz
    @Trane141Kingz 9 місяців тому

    One of the funniest dudes of all time, it's all so true 😂

  • @deathbyarrows2858
    @deathbyarrows2858 7 років тому +1

    I'm American and I love this 😂😂

  • @CeeStyleDj
    @CeeStyleDj 7 років тому +9

    He was pretty decent. That wasn't bad. I laughed a couple of times. I don't know what the comment section is going on about.

  • @michall1337
    @michall1337 6 років тому +6

    " Goofy is on reception " best line

  • @ItMeDwaeji
    @ItMeDwaeji Рік тому

    And I miss my Droid 4. We need slide keyboards to make a comeback

  • @aceofspades1815
    @aceofspades1815 7 років тому

    He said most of these jokes in his special jack Whitehall: at large

  • @pavochon
    @pavochon 7 років тому +41

    His Netflix special is pretty good.

  • @adamchaudhry1721
    @adamchaudhry1721 7 років тому +22

    My man jacks performing on conan now

  • @ZarkowsWorld
    @ZarkowsWorld 7 років тому

    I had the Nokia 6110 - the Rolls Royce of phones at the time.

  • @christinakaur8766
    @christinakaur8766 7 років тому

    Loved him in Fresh Meat and his Netflix special/series. I agree that he's better when he can let loose.

  • @AhmedA44
    @AhmedA44 7 років тому

    Still have that phone

  • @emacicc
    @emacicc 7 років тому +16

    And the 3310 was indestructible

  • @sgtprestonoftheyukon2423
    @sgtprestonoftheyukon2423 2 роки тому

    Nokia 3310 AND it was an alarm clock !!!!!

  • @andrej1551
    @andrej1551 6 років тому +8

    Nokia phone falls on the floor breaks the floor
    iPhone falls on the floor breaks the schreen XD

  • @LadyHashZ
    @LadyHashZ 7 років тому

    The funny bits were the Nokia vs. iPhone and Mufassah part. That’s it

  • @estopesto2647
    @estopesto2647 5 років тому

    A year later a new iPhone is out again 😂

  • @bwoods-benwoods6406
    @bwoods-benwoods6406 7 років тому

    Said the exact same things years ago

  • @JoonasSariola
    @JoonasSariola 7 років тому

    0:30 Nokia 3310!
    TORILLA TAVATAAN!!!

  • @eliottmalhotra909
    @eliottmalhotra909 6 років тому

    The Nokia retweet your kink

  • @gowthamsiddarth20
    @gowthamsiddarth20 6 років тому

    Funny that he was in a Disney movie...

  • @ger5565
    @ger5565 6 років тому +2

    His act seems much more natural and free at his shows or on British TV. It's almost like you can see him restraining himself from cursing.

  • @laserfliptoboneless
    @laserfliptoboneless 7 років тому

    I remember the iPhone joke.

  • @CoiFishWitch
    @CoiFishWitch 7 років тому +1

    I’m watching this on an iPhone lol

  • @GodsMemeTV
    @GodsMemeTV 7 років тому +9

    my NOKIA 3310 is still rocking the world since 2004

  • @emanasim_
    @emanasim_ 6 років тому

    im sorry but when jack opened and said “good evening!” I only heard Kermit the frog.

  • @jeckspect8351
    @jeckspect8351 7 років тому

    I had the Nokia 3310 until 4th grade, I'm 15 now....

  • @videoshomepage
    @videoshomepage 7 років тому

    He "misses" for sure.

  • @maryallgier195
    @maryallgier195 6 років тому

    What is “the Disney hotel?” Both parks have a bunch of hotels.

  • @benjaminfoote3409
    @benjaminfoote3409 7 років тому +61

    I feel like I’ve heard all of these jokes before from other sources.

    • @adaoraelliott9254
      @adaoraelliott9254 7 років тому +5

      Benjamin Foote he's told these jokes before maybe that was it?

    • @benjaminfoote3409
      @benjaminfoote3409 7 років тому +4

      That's not it and you know it!

    • @BryanMiraflor
      @BryanMiraflor 7 років тому

      Lotta these jokes came from his recent special on Netflix.

    • @TheWinjin
      @TheWinjin 7 років тому +5

      I never saw Jack Whitehall before and I can swear the jokes felt like I've heard them before, like years ago. TrumpVSBrexit started even before inauguration. All the Nokia 3310 are lame and dead for years. The Disney hotel started nice, but his pinnacle was a joke about the fact that Mickey Mouse activated his porn channels... A joke about porn channels in 2017? Anybody actually watch those? Really? When there's wifi and your PornHub or Kink account in your laptop? I don't believe that.
      Literally the only fresh joke here is about Beauty and the Beast.

    • @benjaminfoote3409
      @benjaminfoote3409 7 років тому +1

      Well, the Beauty and the Beast one was the joke I predicted the ending to down to the word "buffalo" because I had heard it on satire sights and friends' commentary before. They may have gotten it from Whitehall, but I doubt it.

  • @pearceholland3022
    @pearceholland3022 6 років тому

    HOLD MA' BEER SUN!!

  • @Nick30468
    @Nick30468 7 років тому +80

    eeeeh, he made fun of trump, he sucks, my feelings are hurt.
    there, summarized most of the comments to save some time.

    • @Katya_Lastochka
      @Katya_Lastochka 7 років тому +1

      Nick30468 Don't see any.

    • @skunkfart6169
      @skunkfart6169 7 років тому +1

      I have yet to see a reply like that, eh-stupeh

    • @username4315
      @username4315 7 років тому +1

      Nick30468 i havent seen a single one

    • @shaun1293
      @shaun1293 6 років тому +1

      Politics is boring in comedy. The anti Trump rhetoric is just a nuisance.

  • @joepbrounen100
    @joepbrounen100 6 років тому

    Jack kind of a Russell Howard 2.0

  • @eliudnjai
    @eliudnjai 7 років тому +94

    This is British type of comedy. I like it

  • @carollothian4583
    @carollothian4583 5 років тому

    Nokia 3330 was way better 🤣👍 those were the days

  • @mali22
    @mali22 7 років тому

    0:45 Kittens?

  • @hihai_TV
    @hihai_TV 7 років тому

    Man I don't know his stand-up is pretty bad. That travel show he did with his dad was cool.

  • @ChaoticMatters
    @ChaoticMatters 7 років тому

    I thought he was funny. Sure some jokes were out dated and things like auto correct have been joked about over and over again but the way he did it still made me laugh. And the disney stuff is hilarious! Picture the images in your head!

  • @Raskolnikov32
    @Raskolnikov32 7 років тому +2

    As someone from the UK, I just... just... Why, Conan? Why...?

  • @dbmeo3417
    @dbmeo3417 7 років тому

    good, good.

  • @IanWhizz
    @IanWhizz 2 роки тому

    sounding and acting like Michael McIntyre?!

  • @justinbowen2509
    @justinbowen2509 7 років тому +1

    Jack is great on talk shows and Panel shows. He isn't my favorite stand up though.

  • @KEJosephFavorites
    @KEJosephFavorites 7 років тому +2

    What disney hotel did he say it? Lol i am too big of a fan for this nonsense

  • @daghanabi
    @daghanabi 2 роки тому

    mickeyy.

  • @ludmillagutomo
    @ludmillagutomo 5 років тому

    nokia 3310..ah the simpler times

  • @kparker905
    @kparker905 7 років тому

    Are we sure his isn't Robert Buckley from iZombie?

  • @c0ronariu5
    @c0ronariu5 7 років тому

    I love jack but he seems really nervous in this segment.

  • @josephcausey9166
    @josephcausey9166 6 років тому

    They were against the fact that he was a bad guy

  • @nojayork7707
    @nojayork7707 7 років тому +3

    Only here cuz Artie&Anthony brutally crucified this guys spot and they kinda went easy on him.Damn.

  • @jamesdouglas220
    @jamesdouglas220 6 років тому

    GET ME MUFASA!

  • @eloybox
    @eloybox 7 років тому

    5/10 not bad, not great

  • @xotube2206
    @xotube2206 7 років тому

    Ah man! Disney should have like, their own line of disney porn. There'd probably be a huge market for it!

  • @bobbymkd457
    @bobbymkd457 7 років тому +2

    This is painful!

  • @thatoneaudience9122
    @thatoneaudience9122 3 роки тому

    Is it just me? Or in the thumbnail he kinda look like Justin Bieber …😅

  • @timallen4717
    @timallen4717 6 років тому

    I'd just like to kindly ask all non-British viewers to ignore Jack's accent. It really is not an accurate representation of the actual British accent or, more accurately, the wildy different British accents that come from all over Britain.

  • @KamiiiSan
    @KamiiiSan 7 років тому +2

    Isn’t UP Pixar?

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 6 років тому +1

      Sarah Usman
      Yes, however Disney bought Pixar.

  • @godzi5455
    @godzi5455 7 років тому

    Nockia

  • @jayartey5298
    @jayartey5298 7 років тому

    so? he quotes memes?

  • @francoisleshay6489
    @francoisleshay6489 7 років тому

    Jack Whitehall is the Nokia 3310 of stand up comedy.

  • @osborne3
    @osborne3 7 років тому

    When does he tell a joke??

  • @youbetuist
    @youbetuist 7 років тому +3

    Gave up at 1:26

  • @timothyfloogle
    @timothyfloogle 6 років тому

    lol, maps, apps, and GPS crap...

  • @ethaneddy1741
    @ethaneddy1741 7 років тому

    Anthropologists

  • @PaulGPixelBike
    @PaulGPixelBike 7 років тому +89

    that bit about nokia wasn't funny. He tries to elevate it with his delivery and gesturing but it just falls flat.

    • @pphyjynx8217
      @pphyjynx8217 7 років тому +7

      most of his normal funny stuff is not allowed on American tv.

    • @PaulGPixelBike
      @PaulGPixelBike 7 років тому +2

      you"re welcome

  • @Ben-ht2cv
    @Ben-ht2cv 7 років тому +3

    Why is Jack Whitehall pretending to be Michael Mcintyre?

  • @pilebunker420
    @pilebunker420 7 років тому

    this guy is from reddit.

  • @mauvijoy5231
    @mauvijoy5231 7 років тому +2

    Ehm wasn't Up a Pixar movie??

    • @oari1150
      @oari1150 6 років тому

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pixar

    • @mauvijoy5231
      @mauvijoy5231 6 років тому

      O'Ari I knew it

    • @oari1150
      @oari1150 6 років тому

      read the first sentence

    • @mauvijoy5231
      @mauvijoy5231 6 років тому

      O'Ari oh...

    • @oari1150
      @oari1150 6 років тому +1

      Disney owns EVERYTHING.
      Disney will OWN YOUR DOG next month.
      Disney owns a GODAMN TOWN

  • @br-zf7zi
    @br-zf7zi 7 років тому +1

    He's usually funny. This was poor.

  • @Najvalsa
    @Najvalsa 7 років тому +3

    I thought that was pretty humerus.

  • @KidScipio
    @KidScipio 7 років тому

    artie and anthony were right this guy is terrible

  • @matthewedington2997
    @matthewedington2997 7 років тому +1

    Wow. Hes so much less funny in the US

  • @amandaryan3043
    @amandaryan3043 7 років тому

    m8 he needs to be able to swear to be funny

  • @theprops
    @theprops 7 років тому +22

    I smell someone's been copying jokes from 9gag..

  • @Cian_
    @Cian_ 7 років тому

    Whitehall is good when he's offensive but this was terrible

  • @GnomeMadeGames
    @GnomeMadeGames 7 років тому

    Hacky phone jokes, spouting out memes and lol Trump am I right? You'd think someone would come up with better material being on Conan.

  • @murrayantony
    @murrayantony 7 років тому

    As Tony Soprano once said; "Remember when is the lowest form of conversation".