Immediately after posting this video I was awarded an Oscar and admission to Johns Hopkins medical school. I rejected both. All I want is you to share the video my smart people
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar The first mathematician orders a beer The second orders half a beer "I don't serve half-beers" the bartender replies "Excuse me?" Asks mathematician #2 "What kind of bar serves half-beers?" The bartender remarks. "That's ridiculous." "Oh c'mon" says mathematician #1 "do you know how hard it is to collect an infinite number of us? Just play along" "There are very strict laws on how I can serve drinks. I couldn't serve you half a beer even if I wanted to." "But that's not a problem" mathematician #3 chimes in "at the end of the joke you serve us a whole number of beers. You see, when you take the sum of a continuously halving function-" "I know how limits work" interjects the bartender "Oh, alright then. I didn't want to assume a bartender would be familiar with such advanced mathematics" "Are you kidding me?" The bartender replies, "you learn limits in like, 9th grade! What kind of mathematician thinks limits are advanced mathematics?" "HE'S ON TO US" mathematician #1 screeches Simultaneously, every mathematician opens their mouth and out pours a cloud of multicolored mosquitoes. Each mathematician is bellowing insects of a different shade. The mosquitoes form into a singular, polychromatic swarm. "FOOLS" it booms in unison, "I WILL INFECT EVERY BEING ON THIS PATHETIC PLANET WITH MALARIA" The bartender stands fearless against the technicolor hoard. "But wait" he inturrupts, thinking fast, "if you do that, politicians will use the catastrophe as an excuse to implement free healthcare. Think of how much that will hurt the taxpayers!" The mosquitoes fall silent for a brief moment. "My God, you're right. We didn't think about the economy! Very well, we will not attack this dimension. FOR THE TAXPAYERS!" and with that, they vanish. A nearby barfly stumbles over to the bartender. "How did you know that that would work?" "It's simple really" the bartender says. "I saw that the vectors formed a gradient, and therefore must be conservative."
What I want to know is did he come up with the idea first, and start looking for the cane? Or see the cane and realize "I have to do this" as a matter of inspiration?
First thing I imagined was Andrew finding a cane at like a salvation army store or something after watching House and just thinking 'I have the greatest idea'
This is funny because House was actually a physics major at Johns Hopkins. He considered getting a Ph.D. in physics, where he could research dark matter before committing himself to medicine.
I mean... They have WIMPs Weakly Interacting Massive Particles... And Massive Compact Halo Objects, or MACHOs for short... or Robust Associations of Massive Baryonic Particles, RAMBOs... Physicist have a tendency to name stuff in the most hilarious way they can.
What we need to do is get someone named Moore into the LHC. Then another. Then another. Until every researcher at the LHC is named Moore, and when they finally discover a new particle, they'll have no choice but to name it a Moore-on.
This is accurate AF. The dialogues felt like were written by the actual writers of the show. As a Physics (kind of) student and all time House fan, this was awesome. Thank you.
Really good channeling of some of House’s posture and movements and some mannerisms here. Doing that without specifically imitating any of the rest (voice, diction, expressions, fancy makeup etc) really highlights your skill in that department.
are we not going to talk about the fact that he nailed the part where he knew the answer and revealed it when the other guy gave up and how the dialogue of that scene was so spot-on?
Fun Fact: House MD is an adaption of Sherlock Holmes (essentially, if Holmes and Watson had the same profession, then you have House MD), the author of which, sir Arthur Conan Doyle, is credited as one of the founding fathers of the foundations of Forensic Science
Funny enough House did actually say he really liked physics and had considered a career as a physicist when he was younger. He was planning to go into physics research after prison before the prison doctor convinced him to back to medicine.
Holy shit dude this was so good!! I have watched House like 3 or 4 times and you got his way of speaking, his gestures, his way of walking, you got it all right. You are probably a fan of House, and if you aren't, I'm a little disappointed but even more impressed :P I love you for this video :D
This was so fucking good. I couldn't pick a favorite part. The smile in the blooper shows us that grad school isn't slowly crushing your soul and you're just hiding it though, so that is very promising XD
I cannot express the sheer amount of genius behind this video. Plus, it combines two of my favourite things!! I hope you make a part two cause it’s my favourite video EVER!
Ive seen house a million times and you nailed it it oml, amazing I found a vid that appeals to my love physics and house! The spinning the cane, sipping the mug, the metaphors, and just the word choice for sentences is on point
Holy shit dude your acting was fantastic I was watching you but I was seeing House..... You really got all the mannerisms and tone of voice down to the last detail
I think every university professor would instantly get the 'pediatrics' joke. in my experience they always speak of undergrads in ways like that, and openly talk about how they're sources of free labor, etc. I've even been denied research grants for not specifying that my team would exploit undergrads for all of the heavy lifting. it's fucking disgusting.
Immediately after posting this video I was awarded an Oscar and admission to Johns Hopkins medical school. I rejected both. All I want is you to share the video my smart people
Andrew Dotson true dedication
Amazing video as always Andrew!
Also I found the ball on amazon by searching oversized tennis ball
@@AndrewDotsonvideos As a current undergrad at JHU, I respect your decision. That is a power move.
HAhaha, we should totally do a Dr. House (PhD) remake
Should've titled video 'House, Ph.D.'
Garred Batisse damn it that’s so much better lol
@@AndrewDotsonvideos change the title now lol
Along with a remake of the intro
Okay, I'm stupid what exactly is this joke about?
@@inazuma-fulgur people with PhD's get the title of "doctor"
As someone who went to medical school because his maths wasn't good enough for physics, this was perfect
YOU WATCH ANDREW!? COOL!
Ayyyyy ma guy
And your medicine isn't good enough so you goof around on UA-cam.
Jk love from Nepal 😁.
I can't believe you got in to medicine as a second preference. It's like the hardest thing to get into
Yehonatan Margolin not really.
Doctors: It's not lupus. It's never lupus.
Physicists: It's not 0. It's never 0.
ERGO, Lupus = 0.
Ah
I didn't catch that one.. good one though now that I read this
L00pus
Nano C. Therefore lupus = false
Sherlock (or detectives in general): It's not twins. It's never twins.
Except for Season 8 Episode 4! Finally 0!
"dont beat yourself up, maybe experiments are more for you" gottem
Nick Koffler I love that line, dissing on experimental physics 🤣😭
brutal
That's such an academic dis
I was just about to write that in the comments when I saw yours. Best line ever! 🤣
I stupid. I don't understand this line. Altho, i'm assuming it's something like it was quite simple / "house" knew from the very beginning.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar
The first mathematician orders a beer
The second orders half a beer
"I don't serve half-beers" the bartender replies
"Excuse me?" Asks mathematician #2
"What kind of bar serves half-beers?" The bartender remarks. "That's ridiculous."
"Oh c'mon" says mathematician #1 "do you know how hard it is to collect an infinite number of us? Just play along"
"There are very strict laws on how I can serve drinks. I couldn't serve you half a beer even if I wanted to."
"But that's not a problem" mathematician #3 chimes in "at the end of the joke you serve us a whole number of beers. You see, when you take the sum of a continuously halving function-"
"I know how limits work" interjects the bartender
"Oh, alright then. I didn't want to assume a bartender would be familiar with such advanced mathematics"
"Are you kidding me?" The bartender replies, "you learn limits in like, 9th grade! What kind of mathematician thinks limits are advanced mathematics?"
"HE'S ON TO US" mathematician #1 screeches
Simultaneously, every mathematician opens their mouth and out pours a cloud of multicolored mosquitoes. Each mathematician is bellowing insects of a different shade.
The mosquitoes form into a singular, polychromatic swarm. "FOOLS" it booms in unison, "I WILL INFECT EVERY BEING ON THIS PATHETIC PLANET WITH MALARIA"
The bartender stands fearless against the technicolor hoard. "But wait" he inturrupts, thinking fast, "if you do that, politicians will use the catastrophe as an excuse to implement free healthcare. Think of how much that will hurt the taxpayers!"
The mosquitoes fall silent for a brief moment. "My God, you're right. We didn't think about the economy! Very well, we will not attack this dimension. FOR THE TAXPAYERS!" and with that, they vanish.
A nearby barfly stumbles over to the bartender. "How did you know that that would work?"
"It's simple really" the bartender says. "I saw that the vectors formed a gradient, and therefore must be conservative."
If that was original you are one awesome man/woman Oliver.
Sadly, they taught me limits in 10th
Fuck Indian education man
@@bunnybro5977 They are conservative. But, hey, that's good, that shows you Indians have potential!
All that when they all could have simply shared 2 beers
Limits are the first chapter of a calculus book. What kind of 9th grader is taking calculus?
If you can solve the ligma function, you’ve conquered the universe
Ligma8=D, solve for Ligma, Ligma=D/8
@@infrieser lmao
But what is this ligma function?
@@subhrajitroy1477 ligma balls, Roy
Subhrajit Roy ligma is the derivative of the sugma function. You can approximate it with the Taylor series expansion of deeznuts polynomials
You nailed his mannerisms.
P. Lenz thanks!
Andrew Dotson yeah, I haven’t even seen the show, and it’s still instantly recognizable
Wilson’s too lmao
You hide your drugs in a string theory textbook?
It's NEVER string theory
Perhaps it is a Griffiths textbook instead?
no, it's Jackson
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Probably the most use string theory has ever been put to.
"They probably think it's a particle" LMAO
This legit got me so bad.
I am detecting so many morons! - Physics lecturers
Morons and borons. Frustrating particles.
Fun twist: Dr. House has actually thought about becoming a physicist during college.
Yee he was doing physics on the walls in prison 👌
@@ryanmetcalf1524 Cosmology to be more precise.
And in prison as well.
Yeah, after his stint in prison he considered switching fields to physics, thinking it might be a less stressful environment for him.
Dotson used to be in bio if I’m not mistaken
"There are 6 people in this departement, we're all departement heads" lol
Alexandre Ramos department
Did he saw a walking stick, bought it, had way too much fun with it and decided to make this video?
the world may never know
"it's never 0" I could hear lupus from across the ocean. Funny af mate :D
∂L/∂qi−(d/dt)(∂L∂qi)=0
dont have any fucking clue how to type this in text.
"I'm in pain! Besides, this is Adderal." Lmaooooo
Fun fact: House actually studied physics in college before going into medicine.
He wanted to research darkmatter
@@ghulukrammufaraza3728 Every physics undergrad wants to study dark matter
Fun Fact: House is not a real person
@@etc2913 Fun Fact: You're a buzzkill.
@@etc2913 keep in mind, they hate you because you told them the truth.
PP has ED, okay lol
jah jah
We all know what that means right
Lol I just got this
@@shuaward thats bad, we hope you get well soon :D
Joshua Ward have you tried medication?
You put a lot of time and dedication into this, writing, acting, props and growing the beard correctly, you're fantastic! I love all your videos.
gokurocks9 thanks a lot!
What I want to know is did he come up with the idea first, and start looking for the cane? Or see the cane and realize "I have to do this" as a matter of inspiration?
First thing I imagined was Andrew finding a cane at like a salvation army store or something after watching House and just thinking 'I have the greatest idea'
This is funny because House was actually a physics major at Johns Hopkins. He considered getting a Ph.D. in physics, where he could research dark matter before committing himself to medicine.
So when someone discovers a new particle, it has to be named "moron", it is not a discussion at all.
Wales Newest discovery: Humans are filled with moronic particles.
I mean... They have WIMPs Weakly Interacting Massive Particles... And Massive Compact Halo Objects, or MACHOs for short... or Robust Associations of Massive Baryonic Particles, RAMBOs... Physicist have a tendency to name stuff in the most hilarious way they can.
What we need to do is get someone named Moore into the LHC. Then another. Then another. Until every researcher at the LHC is named Moore, and when they finally discover a new particle, they'll have no choice but to name it a Moore-on.
Andrew: I've cut my beard
Me: did the entropy increase?
enthairpy decreased
@@AndrewDotsonvideos good one :P
they probably think its a particle XD
"What's wrong, they probably think its a particle". This is soooo GOOD man LOL
1:50
"what's wrong with that they probably think it's a particle"
69 likes noice
"morons"
"what's wrong with that, they probably think its a particle?"
Savage
"Maybe experiments are more for you" is the best insult I've ever heard
"They'll probably think it's a particle." That is just classic House.
Very funny. we need a part two
agree
This is accurate AF. The dialogues felt like were written by the actual writers of the show. As a Physics (kind of) student and all time House fan, this was awesome. Thank you.
You just turned Dr. House -a show I could understand cuz I'm a med student- into a show that I don't understand, well played.
you been pranked bro
Omg I felt the same way
i understand neither but thoroughly enjoyed both
Can't wait for you to say it in the next video "good morning fellow engineers"
”How long did you know” sounds like some dramatic movie scene about a father being dead or something
"Maybe experiments are more for you" is the worst thing you can say to a physicist that is not a die hard experimentalist
0:54 the way he said "wow" sounded EXACTLY like hugh laurie oh my god
LMAOO!!! 0:12
schrodinger equation equals einstein equation
ladiesand gentlemen we got him, dr.house unified quantum physics and GR
Really good channeling of some of House’s posture and movements and some mannerisms here. Doing that without specifically imitating any of the rest (voice, diction, expressions, fancy makeup etc) really highlights your skill in that department.
I think Andrew is incapable of using a disagreeable tone of voice :)
I'm very disagreeable, fight me
@@AndrewDotsonvideos no ur not
This was really good it needs a part two. On another note I always said that we lack a house-like physicist tv show. I really think it would catch on.
God will bless u 😁
"They probably think moron is a particle"
Your amazingness amazes me
I'm in pain!
Plus this is adderall!
Absolutely brilliant.
are we not going to talk about the fact that he nailed the part where he knew the answer and revealed it when the other guy gave up and how the dialogue of that scene was so spot-on?
I love this show, watched the entire series like 3 times, and I love this video. That head drop at 0:41 was SO accurate. Good job on the details.
Yep, this is very accurate representation of me.
Fun Fact: House MD is an adaption of Sherlock Holmes (essentially, if Holmes and Watson had the same profession, then you have House MD), the author of which, sir Arthur Conan Doyle, is credited as one of the founding fathers of the foundations of Forensic Science
Funny enough House did actually say he really liked physics and had considered a career as a physicist when he was younger. He was planning to go into physics research after prison before the prison doctor convinced him to back to medicine.
"Please don't tell me you called them morons in the proposal"
"What's wrong with that, they probably think it's a particle!"
😂😂😂😂
,,They'll propably think it's a particle" best line ever
"Don't beat yourself up maybe experiments are more for you"😂😂 Hahah your videos are just hilarious. Love your content 😅
Dude this video was amazing. Your'e a good actor. Ever think about a career in Hollywood if this physics thing doesn't pan out .
Holy shit dude this was so good!! I have watched House like 3 or 4 times and you got his way of speaking, his gestures, his way of walking, you got it all right. You are probably a fan of House, and if you aren't, I'm a little disappointed but even more impressed :P I love you for this video :D
Shiroyasha thanks a lot
"Please tell me you didn't call them morons in the proposal"
"What's wrong with that? they'll probably think that its a particle"
damn man😂😂
This was so fucking good. I couldn't pick a favorite part.
The smile in the blooper shows us that grad school isn't slowly crushing your soul and you're just hiding it though, so that is very promising XD
literally just watched all of house, this is a goddamn masterpiefe
The last punchline, if a supervisor told me that, I would really quit. That hurts
I cannot express the sheer amount of genius behind this video. Plus, it combines two of my favourite things!! I hope you make a part two cause it’s my favourite video EVER!
I was expecting kelly to cameo as the 990 physics gre girl
schancey55 she was out of town🙄
@@AndrewDotsonvideos :'(
I've never watched House, but I can say with complete certainty (+/-3) that this was spot on.
Ive seen house a million times and you nailed it it oml, amazing I found a vid that appeals to my love physics and house! The spinning the cane, sipping the mug, the metaphors, and just the word choice for sentences is on point
Holy shit dude your acting was fantastic I was watching you but I was seeing House..... You really got all the mannerisms and tone of voice down to the last detail
I need a part 2! It is impossible for me now to live in a world that only has one part of this masterpiece 😂
Not to be greedy, but if Andrew Dotson's willing to make a second part to this masterpiece, I'll be thrilled.
omg that last line about *experiments* _killed_ me!
My favorite skit you’ve done!
"When they'll be free, I'll be teaching physics somewhere in Fiji for couple of years."
- G. House, season 8, episode 1.
Yeah, i didnt know what i was missing untill watched this. If house was i physicist. Wow.
I think every university professor would instantly get the 'pediatrics' joke. in my experience they always speak of undergrads in ways like that, and openly talk about how they're sources of free labor, etc. I've even been denied research grants for not specifying that my team would exploit undergrads for all of the heavy lifting. it's fucking disgusting.
I am high as a kite right now. And I was lost in this. Your Wilson impression was so amazing!
the whiteboard at 0:13 is legit one of the funniest physics jokes i've seen in my life
😂🙌🏻
Lovely skit! Couldn't stop laughing, and I've only seen the first minute XD
JESUS CHRIST ANDREW! I JUMPED SEEING THE TITLE!
The little head dip after Wilson gives him the problem gets me every goddamn time. So accurate.
This is one of the best videos I've ever seen, all the references and jokes are just spot on
Wait, did he just solve quantum gravity in the thumbnail?
Now I’m going to spend the rest of the day working on that integral.
I can't even express in words how happy this video makes me! Good job Andrew!
I would love to see a "Dr. Sheldon Cooper meets Dr. Gregory House" 😂😂😂😂
Morons - they think its a particle xD
Got me laughing
Ah, brilliant man
You’re a Genius. I study physics and I love House and you put everything in symbiosis in one clip.. really love it ❤️
Haha! This year i watched the whole house series. And you uploaded this on my birthday! Many thanks! :D
Oo the last one was cold...
You remind me of Lucas. If Lucas was doing a House impression
This was perfect. I can't think of this going any better. You nailed the acting and translation from medicine to physics. It's never 0 (lupus)!
"they probably think its a particle" holy fuck that was so on point for house.
You make a cute Cuddy :P
i thought only i noticed
This is great! XD. This is now in my top 5 physics videos of all time. The ending of the skit is HoLy
“We’re all department heads that doesn’t matter” LOL
I'm watching House right now and laughed so hard with the impressions, they are exactly right!!
LOL!! This was funny!! Hahaaaa!! It's never zero!!
It's never lupus = it's never zero. I see what you did there. I guess it's trivial ;-)
This is so incredibly spot on. You've got another subscriber, my dude.
Dude. That was pretty good. Thanks for the gigs.
1:24 ligma😂😂
You are getting funnier with each video post. It's amazing.
That was SPOT ON! Thank you for this gem!
"Im in pain, besides this is adderall" LMAO that addy feel.
i'm glad i found this video, good work man!
You're acting is SO spot on! Well done haha
You nailed the mannerisms oh my god. All the nodding, the eyebrows raising. Just wow
"They probably think it's a particle." 🤣 I'm dead...