Universities Right Now Be Like
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- Опубліковано 20 бер 2020
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Don’t forget every physics professor saying “Remember guys, Isaac Newton invented classical mechanics while in quarantine for the plague”
TRUE
Is that true?
@@joanbautista Yes it is. Cambridge (where he studied) was closed due to the plague, and in that time he developed calculus, his theories on gravitation and optics, as far as I know. There should be something stated about it on the wiki page!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_life_of_Isaac_Newton
@@joanbautista It's also true that all of my professors have made this reference hahahaha
Lets do quantum gravity this time. Come on😆
That using 15-year-old power points was too real, far too real😂
Do lecturers not write out their own notes on clear Acetate sheets that they project using an analogue overhead projector every year anymore?
Man that's some real progress in 10 years.
yeah pretty real
@@matthewmcneany Dude that was like 25 years ago...
@@RanEncounter You'd think so but no. That was >50% of my lectures 10 years ago.
They mostly use pp's which are already made xd and not by them
my teacher didn't notice she exited the online lecture and continued basically talking to her computer for 30min
same with lecturers going mia for 30mins
Oh god! 🙆🏻♀️🙆🏻♀️😂😂
lolol... these are the people leading you into the brave new world.
So how do you know she kept on talking if she left the lecture?
Oof
"This seems like a waste of everyone's time."
"An education would be nice."
It hurts.
Hurts like love
Ykeir hurts like a 4ft pool que shoved up my ass
The online classes I've taken thus far have been good, but no way I'm going to do labs online. It's practically a paradox.
@@inakimendiberri2226 I'm actually taking 3 labs online this term and it's an absolute joke. All we do is memorize and fill in sheets to submit them yet the lab professors still have the audacity to get upset when we don't do things perfectly right.. Huh.
@@user-rx7uh9mg4f A friend of mine is doing Experimental Physics I and he had to build a pendulum and weight masses with his cellphone, which is giving him a lotta headache. Meanwhile I'm taking Exp. Phys. II and measuring stuff on some gas in this simulation, cooling it down with some ice bucket, fricking ridiculous
Of course the matematician is sleeping with his waifus. My man
:^)
@@PapaFlammy69 hoy
@ILOVEMELONS sauce?
@@PapaFlammy69 You di buy those body pillows just for the joke right?
1:41
Elementary schools be like "ok dads. You are on your own for a while. We know you have no idea what 4th and 2nd graders are supposed to learn, but some of you remember school so best of luck."
Physics dads be like "Ok kids. I know that basic mechanics can be a bit challenging for 10 year olds, so to make this easier we are going to ignore rotational friction."
hahaha
Seriously, interested children can soak up wayyyyyyyyyyyyy more knowledge than any school system can imagine.
Those y's contribute exponentially to the emphasis.
@@ty6339 this is so true. I understand some kids cant handle too much but a lot of them can and too many schools, esspecially elementary, prevent students from advancing at their own pace if their pace is faster than the schools. They always say they want to students to go at their own pace if that pace is slower tho and then they hold everyone else back because of that 🙄
@@rebia5542 I've suffered so much from this :(
@@ty6339 yeah they made me take geometry as a sophomore high school
Bitch I've been counting areas for rectangles and triangles for 10 years at that point
I wanted to get into algebra 2, precalc and FINALLY calc
But no, triangles
"Now I'm just gonna direct this webcam to the whiteboard, let's get ourselves a nice, clear image- oh shit guys, I'm sorry, just bear with me, we'll get there"
very relatable
that was my complex analysis lecturer last week on monday
I heard that sentence at least three separate times last week
It's worse when the camera is flipped
Every Zoom meeting XD
My Calc class everytime 😅. But my professor is very sweet so it doesn’t bother us as much. And he makes up for the lost time
“15 year old powerpoints that I haven’t changed since.” That’s too honest. Coupled with the 144p history channel documentary about Tesla/Einstein/etc. from 1998.
Joseph Valle omg😂😂
You forgot the professor who refused to go online, so now the dean has to find another professor willing to take on another class, who then becomes overloaded with coursework and just sends you youtube videos. So yeah, this is the most expensive free online content I've ever paid for.
My Diff EQ teacher straight told us to read the book.
Same situation here :(
@@gormenfreeman499 Put in some effort and teach it yourself. You think college is the end of the line ? If you don't want to learn independently good luck in the real world. You will probably last 1 year MAX as an engineer or scientist(assuming if you even earn your degree)
If engineering or science is not your thing( which should be obvious from the beginning of your program) then pick another path.
@@kt9aq 😂😂😂😂
@@alexv5581 And yet... he has a class which exists for the appearent purpose of teaching him those things. On a similar note, you can't "learn independantly." You can only learn from alternative sources, unless you are perhaps expecting him to put together the experiments required to "indepednantly" discover the concepts he was supposed to learn, without any guidance on how to do so or what things he needs to test. He could get a different source, such as a textbook or another online resorce, but again, the class is supposed to provide that; that's it purpose.
"exactly John that *would* be nice"
Hits hard
Don't have school but I I imagine that the muted professor is 100% accurate 😂😭🤣
HackersSun ayo i can personally say this is 100 true lmaooo
The scene basically happened to me one to one. Our professor thought we could not hear her, even though we could, and so she muted herself...
my professor doesnt even have a camera. so yeah...
Also the professor not knowing their screen wasn't sharing and lecturing without any slides visible to students until somebody says something
All my lectures I just posted so I take my time
One of my professors is a little over 80. She hasn't even emailed our class to tell us what we're doing for classes. Classes start up again Monday :(
Nikki Schmidt hope they’re ok!
what is your class on?
Our math professor is about 70 and I was surprised to see him using emojis. That’s so funny
Same
My physical geography professor gave up on lecturing. Just a couple days ago I received an email to just read everything in the book and prepare for the final on May along with a term paper that needs to be delivered by mail.
Oddly enough our physics professor is the only one having trouble with zoom. Everyone else is using it easily.
It's the total opposite for me. My university collaborates with other universities for physics classes and broadcasts them so zoom is second nature to them.
@@krosisbh that's... not the opposite of what he said
Everyone is just afraid people will realise their job wasn't actually necessary.
it's been known for centuries already
theyve gotta rework their online content minutely each year to make sure they can claim those lecture development pay hrs
With the internet, colleges really aren't necessary anymore.
@@MarkMcDaniel Colleges are not about just lectures and learning...
@@davidchristenes9062 -- I understand, it is also about the experience and connections. I know, because I'm going into my Junior year this fall. I'm an older student, at 41. But, to tell you the truth, I learn more from UA-cam than I do from lazy teachers.
"We are putting all of our faith in this communication software that no one has ever used or heard of before"
Thats exactly what happened in our particle physics tutorial this week. I mean what the heck is a Microsoft Teams?
Microsoft Teams is actually pretty damn good if you get things up and running
People actually use teams tbh
I got one for you what the hell is “WebEx”?
What the hell is Zoom? Discord would be better.
Teams > Zoom at least
Discord is nice but in a lecture with 200 students it would explode lol
"An education would be nice" ouch that hit me right where it hurts
Professor: *Asks a simple question to the class*
Everyone in Class: *Tries to reach the laptop to unmute*
Professor after 1 second: "Well I guess no one knows"
My lasers class was next level: These notes are based on a powerpoint that *someone else* made 15 years ago and I started using 10 years ago.
For real though, I can't imagine why they're even bothering with lab classes. Trying to figure out how chemistry works without actually mixing stuff together is like trying to learn to cook by only reading recipes.
Thats a good analogy
Especially when your professor tells you to just do the lab based off the in-class lab handout. And then they don’t reply to your multiple emails when you have very real and obvious questions like “how on earth am I supposed to get these chemicals and carry out an experiment with zero equipment?” And then they proceed to deduct points from your lab grade when you turn in your report with zero data on it.
So not only am I not learning, but I’m probably going to fail or at least get a much lower grade after completing over half the class with an A.
Wait, are you guys using Rick Trebino's lectures for lasers?
There is still a fair bit of chemistry that is theoretical, but you're right of course, some things do need to be hands on.
0:39 them integration skills tho lol
It could have been worse. He could have forgotten the +C
At least they put the absolute value. God forbid that that 5 turns out to be negative
I mean my first try would be intergral of x•(x+5)^(-1) which is still gross but whatever, engineers throw all their calculations into a computer anyway (nobody has time for 5 pages of work with 3 silly mistakes in the middle per problem just to convolve h(t) with x(t) )
The theoretical lab is very real. My professor is going to film himself doing the experiments and we are going to write the reports based on his results.
That's what we did too! Except we also had video software, so he filmed it but we used the software to measure where the ball landed or the spring moved at each frame in the video with a meter stick in the background as reference.
Yep. We did that as well. It sucked.
yeah we also did that. boring but easy to get done lol
@Arik H oof
"The PowerPoint I made 15 years ago and haven't changed since". Yep. Pretty much sums up every college professor
That's the one thing I liked about my physics professors. It's them *rewriting* notes that haven't changed for 15 years on the board, rather than showing a 15 year old powerpoint. Fuck powerpoint lectures.
me: *doing calculus homework*
Andrew: *uploads*
me: screw this I wanna watch
I'm literally working on Calc too...or was
Whoa that's my exact situation right now
Man aren't we just so responsible
Nabeel Hossain Did you happen to be working on Polar Curves? That’s what I was doing.
I'm supposed to be working on Calc but online Chem has literally been taking all my time. Virtual labs are brutal
Hahaha, this is so relatable and too funny!
I'm in Italy, studying Physics and for now we've had live lectures on youtube and conference calls. Hahah. They're making us slave away on weekends as well.
"Why not? They can't get out of the house anyway, might as well give them something to do during this boring Sunday afternoon. Let's talk vectors, guys!"
Epic collab!
Yeah, here in Croatia our professors are also swamping us with tons of work during the entire week AND weekends! Some of our professors outright said "it's better for all of us to distract ourselves with work in this time of crisis"
why dont they jut postpone it for another term...?
@@dildobaggins2759 because people pay for university, and sometimes it gets to a point to which you need to end your studies in a certain amount of time, otherwise it gets more expensive.
@@howtobeadebaser why does postponing the classes you were supposed to have in a certain period of time moved to another time please explain...
@@dildobaggins2759 oh, okay. You meant it that way. Well... Truth is that in Italy we have about 6 hours of classes everyday, Monday thru Friday, and sometimes profs have to do something else during their mornings, so that's why they upload/give lectures during the weekend. Sometimes they just want to cover more material. Haha
My prof literally recorded her whiteboard through an i pad that was 10ft away. She then proceeded to teach us while her mic was muted. No one said anything...
classic
Lmao 😂😂
we got given a version of the practical to do using equipment "everyone has at home"
me: "hi i dont have scales with a resolution of 1gram like you stated"
"its fine just do the practical anyway"
"but my scales have a resolution of 25grams"
"it's fine"
me: *gets a negative value for the mass of a blutack and 112% uncertainty*
me: *submits lab report anyway*
lmao
ahhahhahah
Why didn't you just make your own balance? It's not that hard.
@@peterfireflylund ?how
@@brownxperson a stick and two bowls (folded paper) plus a bit of string. Making the weights is a bit harder, but you know that one square meter of ordinary A4 paper weighs 80g. So, how much paper do you need to balance one piece of blutack?
Professor: how do I raise my volume?
Student: professor try pressing alt+f4
Professor:ok , can you guys hear m......
Everyone else in lecture: -_-
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0:38 That integral ROFL
A calc 2 student once handed that in on an exam. The professor told me about it, and well, long story short, that's how ln(5) became my favorite real number.
@@EpicMathTime that's hilarious haha
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4:06 : O.o
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My professor: Here are my QFT lecture notes. It will be kind of hard for you guys to understand alone at home, but now you have time :).
Me and my classmates: Ok, thanks!
Notes: Half of them are in russian.
Sooo, you get to learn Russian as well :D
Yeah same. My professor seems to be especially fond of Filipov's differential equations.
well time to learn a new alphabet!!
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Teacher: "What more do you want?"
Student: "An education would be nice."
😂
This online stuff starts for me on Monday and Wednesday we get to figure out how remotely access lab computers that have over priced software the school doesn't have extra licenses for, yay ..... Oh and most schools around me have cancelled there commencement ceremonies and while mine hasn't yet cancelled there is talk that there going to completely close off campus until July which would cancel it. Oh and I'm a student employee who graduates so I officially lose my job in May and can't work right now.... I really wish everyone would just lock down for two weeks instead of this piecemeal BS that's going to lead to it anyway, dragging it out is just hurting those of us who are doing the right thing now.
Well that's my frustrated rant, thanks for the funny (and true) video lol.
This is too real for me, I got this confused with my actual lecture
Flammable Maths with a Sena body pillow, truly, a man of culture.
Fucc, this girl is the hottest grill ever ngl
We start Monday.... this is gonna be interesting to say the least
The integral at 0:39 😭😭
Yes I noticed XD
if only it was that easy lol
Oh my God this is the most accurate video ever. I have a 70 year old professor with a heavy Chinese accent and communicating with him is extremely difficult even in person.
wtf xD
0:39 for all of you math people out there understand why my heart is so broken right now 😭
Beautiful integration technique
Integration by bullshit
Thank you, thank you
Can someone explain? I'm only in high school and I don't understand :D
Sanja La Lasagna
To simplify the expression (the integrand), one should perform a long division, because x cannot be cancelled in this particular situation.
@@camembertfanpage
Yeah, that's diabolically illegaly invalid...
My university just posts the chapters that I need to study + homworks and dip 😭 not even lectures
1:41 Flammable Maths has proven to me he’s a man of culture, and has earned another subscriber from this weeb.
He ensured that I will never watch any of his videos.
@@luker.6967 :D
@@PapaFlammy69 ily so much sorry for stalking you on youtube :vvvv
4:32 basically every students' lament
This is just as real at the end of November as it was back in March.
1:44 LMAO why dafuq does he have 2 body pillows
cuz 1 body pillow just doesn't cut it
Our professor literally ghosted our class xd
lmao
0:39 that Integration is absolutely correct!!!!
0:40 The accuracy of that problem though 😂😂🤣🤣
For my labs the professors just posted the results for every experiment and said "just write the lab reports".
I'm just here like, "thanks for nothing".
I literally started dying when he “fixed” the microphone 😂
Video buffering for 5 minutes at the start, but I think that's pretty accurate
1:44 This has been me for all my morning online classes
My teacher is using twitch and discord ;)
Koichi
Absolute madlad, probably for the best!
I'm back here again with the new semester starting online 2 days from now, and after a demo class couple of minutes back... And I'm here to attest the fact that, this is still totally how it is...
We all have Zoom at my university and we all know it’s going to crash 😂😂😂
Annamaria Davies everyone and their mom is using zoom now
"The PowerPoint I made 15 YA and haven't changed since" : ) : ) There's no notes. The slides are there to remind me what the next 5 min of lecture is about. At least I wasn't just reading the slides. Exporting slides to accessible Word format and adding notes to finish the semester. Class starts back on 30 MAR. We're all havin fun.
At least you seem to be putting in the work for your students. Props for that!
@@_the_bomb Tryin. We'll see how it works out. My worry is some students are retaking after they failed the class online.
Oh my god this is so accurate to my classes right now. 10/10 will be resharing
This is TOO relatable, I think I never laughed as much as when he muted the mic
literally took part in one of those online physics “labs” yesterday... it was painful
Professors are so lazy, Universities had to cancel class for the rest of the year because of the incompetence.
As an aspiring professor this makes complete sense.
I have all my lectures online
You got a refund
This is the best sketch on the channel! It‘s amazing!
:D glad you liked it Matron! :D
My department want to put final exams (still closed book) online, where 3 hours after the paper goes off we have to upload pictures of our solutions. We have to sign a sheet saying we promise we didn't cheat, and that's the only security... Unsurprisingly people are pissed off.
Incredible how the lighting changes between people on the same room! LOL
Haha these actually happened in my first few online lectures. CS professor forgot to share his screen and he doesn't read chat until the end of class so we just all laughed in chat wondering what was going on... his reaction when he finally realized was absolutely priceless
Dont even get me started with the online midterms/finals
"Its just like a regular experiment...minus the development of any marketable skills in the field" LOL
Had once an online lecture, where the professor-assistant muted the professor by accident and no one realized that, until we were 10 minutes into the lecture.
This is exaclty how i suspect my statics, linear algebra, and physic course courses are going to play out. Professors said exams will be online sooooooo.... im a straight A student now.
“So let’s be sure to sign up for that and trust it implicitly” looool
My Differentiable Manifolds professor sometimes points his camera at a chalkboard where nothing is legible. I was so excited about my first manifolds course too 😭
I love how different youtubers get along and collaborate like this
A lot of you have pointed out the error at 0:39. I looked it over and the correct solution is:
int x/(x+5) dx
= int 1/(1+5) dx
= int 1/6 dx
= ln(6) + C
Obviously it makes no sense that the top x canceled to 1 while the bottom x canceled to 0. They should both cancel to 1. Thanks to all of you who pointed this out.
Yours forever and always,
Jon
Epic Math Time
1:40
Me: Truly, a man of culture we have here
indeed
4:25, sad dark truth.
My professors right now “I know it’s the last week of the term but I promise, I’m working on getting that assignment you submitted the first week of the term graded.”
Thanks for making this video, it is really nice to look at it after the craziness of last semester. Even though I don't get all the math, since I am not a physics major, it is really funny. I also like watching them with my dad.
You just add one prof telling his children no shut up and 90% of the class playing Minecraft and you'll have it all.
University: Due to the coronavirus outbreak, campus is closed.
Students: Yes! Now I can catch up on sleep!
University: Instead, we have online courses, so you have no excuse of missing them.
Student: Wait, no...
University: And you have to type up your homework on the computer.
Student, taking high level physics courses: How...?
Try latex if necessary (overleaf works well)
LaTeX my boi
Latex is pain
you're gonna need that equation tool on ms word
S O It’s better than word
Bonus: webcam from the previous century with like 5 pixels by 2 pixels of resolution and autofocus that constantly changes the focal point.
1:40 "I see you're a man of culture as well!"
Epic collab!
A suggestion:could you upload a video that is based around richard Feynman atmost every one month? He is an inspiration for so many of us(physics majors) and a big reason as to why a lot of people join our field! This also resolves your video idea problem.
Top tier collab guys! A perfect representation of how universities will be conducted. As a EE & PHYS major, this will certainly be interesting as to how lectures will go. For the most part, my professors are holding live video conferences so it shouldn't be too bad, right?
Be safe everyone during these times and use common sense when/if interacting with others. Keep up the great work Andrew, Papa, Zach, and John.
4:02 I think I had that lab last semester. We'd stand next to the equipment and he'd talk about the theory for 2 hours
It's almost like this whole university system is antiquated!!!!
Okay, my lectures last week weren't that bad, aside from one where the professor wanted to record, but forgot to switch on the recording until halfway through. Thankfully, the next three weeks are exams.
Oh wait....
I’m not a physics major, but I’m laughing and crying.
I'm rewatching this after a few weeks if classes, and... yeah this video is *VERY* accurate
@4:25 "Well, you'll get credit. And the University gets paid" pretty much sums up this semester.
University of Washington is on a quarter system; I’m just planning not to take any classes during Spring Quarter and come back when the situation is under control, maybe in the fall or next year.
Oh my God I literally turned in my lab (involving an oscilloscope which I obviously didnt have at home) and let me tell you I was so confused the whole time
When they use the old worksheets and it says "Know start the experiment.."
"An education would be nice"
Bruh one year into this and it really hurts
"What the hell he could possibly be saying?!!" "He's saying that it's not a velocity! Ok I have no idea!" So relatable 🤣
I’m in my junior year of high school with 6 APs, but university classes just seem like a greater struggle.
"We are going to pretend like labs don't need to be hands on"
Probably the singular most frustrating thing about the whole situation
1:41 very realistic reaction
**When you finally decide to become a nerd and sit in the front line in lectures **
Corona virus: I am gonna end your whole career
“Theoretical experiments” Lmaoooo
Love it and I am too a bit scared of how this next semester is going to turn out
Great video Andrew !!! Hope the research and life is going well.