One time when I was on a walk with my young daughter, I was able to meet Clint. I walked up to him and said that I was a big fan and said how much I loved his streams. We were about to take a picture until my daughter started crying. I was trying to calm her down so we don’t embarrass ourselves in front of Clint, but Clint did something I didn’t see coming. He walked up to my daughter, held her in his arms, and started to breastfeed her right then and there to cool her down. Respect for Clint, really nice guy
when he said "so i know how to do 120. so i say we just do, we just do a run. i need a wait i need a, wait, i need my japanese game. what did he say here? mario tennis. star wars: pod racer star wars: rouge squadron. i don't even like this game. star wars: why are there so many fucking star wars games bugs life. cruise in usa. where the fuck is the japanese mario? zelda. japanese zelda. another japanese zelda. there's nothing this is what i found when i went through the drawer. mario party. banjo kazooie. mario party 3. harvest moon 64. shrek 2 beg for mercy on the gameboy.. advance. and nothing to be found. play cruise in usa? no. we're gonna play zelda instead. just kidding we're playing cruise in usa. CRUISING. oh i found i. it was under.. this instruction manual. easy. let's do it. i'm playing in japanese cause it's faster on 120. yeah we're doing a no reset. we are doing a no reset by the way i forgot to mention that. but my consistency is gonna be really bad. would you ever dye your hear? no. i'm gonna say something that's incredibly controversial and brave but i don't really like it that much when people dye their hear so.. i don't want to. hmhmhmhmm oh my god. not even blonde? alright blonde's fine. black's also fine. i think it can be ok it's just.. i know a lot of people that'll dye their hair like different colors and then they end up like years later- their like "yeah it's fucking damaged as hell i'm gonna need to like shave my head or something to like fix it". get in the f- cannon. and then it ends up looking like cotton candy. which i'm not a fan of. kinda weird. you're the mitch trubisky of speedrunners? doesn't mitch trubisky suck? i don't understand that comparison. i'm not that bad. ah fuck. go! so slow get to the pillar. that worked. why do you play chinese mario? okay first off.. it's japanese. i would like to visit japan. and i want to learn their culture hehe. you gotta immerse yourself in the culture. we're gonna attempt a strat that i like never get in practice. get it ah what the fuck. i had so much speed. i had a ludicrous amount of speed dude. i was so fast. so slow so slow. go damnit everything went wrong there. thanks for the 10 gifted subs didn't hear what his name was sorry guys i hope you have a great day man wtf? sound muted? ohhh noo ohh nooo i i fucked up. we got sound glitch. i actually do have to restart. ahh crap. okay the way you do the secrets on japanese version if you do them incorrectly your sound will glitch out and when you collect a star it'll crash the game. we're gonna have to start from the beginning again. japanese and their faulty programmihehehe. killing my run dude. clint you're good at keeping you cool while playing this game? thank you. it's cause i pump the ac in this room to like 62. i'm always freezing. wow that's fucking funny clint? it wasn't a joke i was just saying pump the ac in this room. so i feel like it's easier to not get nervous because i physically cannot sweat. it's impossible. when i get all sweaty i get distracted. come on come on come on. you can make it you can make it. ahhhhh. can i reset? please. i said it was a no reset. but i didn't say this run was a no reset, i said the last run was a no reset. and it was. alright if i don't get it this time i'm gonna reset. are you fucking kidding me? we're gonna try it again. i'm not throwing. it's difficult. like what the fuck? what am i hitting? i'm gonna reset dude. i'm not throwing i'm resetting. just this one time. that's my one reset. i promise this one will be a fucking full run. it'll be a full run. you're just like ludwig with your one reset crap? dude where do you think he got that shit from? are you kidding me? i invented the one reset. i've been doing this shit for like five years man. last reset guys last reset. just one more hit. just one more hit. resets are just so like tantalizing. ohhh this is the run. even though i have to get like 110 more stars and many many of them are much harder than this one. i am convinced. ahhh i really wanna reset dude oh i forgot to do the slide again ah that's a reset guys i'm so- i hate to break it to you but. i forgot a star i can't go back. you know what? no this is really a no reset. this a no reset i promise. this is a no reset. this is a no reset for sure. what if i pb right here? what would you guys do? what would you do? you'll take your clothes off? you'll roast some chicken on the pan? hmhmhmhm. run at full speed while taking a shit? why are you guys doing such weird stuff when i pb. doesn't sound fun. hmhmhm. ah come on man. can i please reset. can i please reset chat? i'm sorry i can't help it. i can't stop myself. alright this this a no reset okay? this is a no reset. i promise i promise you. i can change. i can change chat. i can change. i don't have a problem just let me reset once more. nothing will make me reset unless i crash the game like last time. not that way ah. can't reset. uh oh. woah! ho ho i saved that kinda. fucking moonwalking it back onto the platform. ah come on. so is quarantine getting lifted cause i don't wanna leave my house still. how come we don't call it the coronavirus anymore how come we call it covid. are you slow? no it's a legitimate question that i'm just curious about. oh so there's lots of different coronaviruses so this is like a specific one. alright that makes sense. i like how nobody was giving me an answer. and people were like "are you stupid? Why is he so stupid?" let me ask my questions chat. so i completed my short story. i wrote it in like five days. it's about a surgeon. and it's really weird. a surgeon who removes nutsacks? okay nobody said that. are videogames or speedrunning invovled in any way? no. who the fuck wants to write about that? you think i'm gonna write a fantasy book about how i get world record or something? i might as well just give wedgie to myself. that's like the fucking dorkiest thing ever. hmhmhm i like how you guys said lol true as you watch me speedrun. woah that thing scared the fuck outta me. " part 2 in comments
i've never actually seen a bubble get that close to fucking- what do you mean noooo what do i do? oh my god. there is so much shit that went wrong. do it again. wow are you fucking kidding me? how could this possibly be happening again? i'm not resetting. look at how good I am at this though. ah ohoho. "hey cling big fan. have you ever been sexually attracted to a thwomp/whomp?" yes. clint do you prefer to roleplay as a whomp or as mario getting pounded? i dunno. good question though. very good question. oh god what the fuck is wrong with me? i was supposed to long jump that. and then i just fell in the pit. it was so stupid. my brain broke. one sec i gotta focus for this star. this is really really difficult. and i'm probably gonna fuck it up. oh come on! how did i not grab it? what a joke. what a joke. ohhh. what the fuck? you be okay i'll take that. what was that? what do you? i dunno i touched the very very tip of the one pixel on the white fence. woah woah. uh oh we gotta make it past this snowball. where do i overtake him? i overtake him right here. go go go go. go dude. oh i fucked up i forgot oh my god just kill yourself we're gonna do it clean this time. i'm doing so much weird shit. i don't even know how to explain what's this movement. how big is too big for milkers? chat you can never have a butt too big. you can never milkers too big. what if they were the size of a small vehicle? alright maybe that's slightly too big. alright fine. you're right. they could potentially be too big. but they gotta be really big. nonononooooo nooo that's not good. we wil recover from this normally oh dude come on. how the fuck can everything go so poorly? just get the fuck up there. this is impossible heheohmygod. and we're dead and we gotta do the whole thing over again oh my god. i think we're good unless i missed a coin and wasn't paying attention. wa wait if i'm one coin off. which i think i actually am uhh we are fucked. oh my god we're one coin off. how did i get one coin off dude what the fuck did i miss? uh oh it's okay there's just going to be a lot of time saved on this split. so pog the future time save. woops wait no i. how did th. i must have been to far off to the right man. i missed the mountain. dude i am like repulsed at how shit this is. that was an 11 minute time huge islands. is this going in a youtube video? yeah probably. it's got a bunch of fails in it. so why wouldn't it make a fucking youtube video. imma try an blj check it out. i don't think imma make it. i'm trying oh my god he did it. that probably saved no time. that was a celebratory crouch uh fuck lost it. lost all the time. do carpetless i know you can do it? man why do you guys.. you guys are just bad influences. carpetless saves like a minute. i think eventually carpetless will be a trick that is done in the 120 star world record. you know why? cause i'm gonna do it hehe. oh that's not funny. do you play chess or ever stream it? no. i've not seen any chess clips. cause it just doesn't i don't know how it would be interesting to watch. i don't wanna watch a clip of it okay? why the fuck would i watch a clip of it? you guys are distracting me!! woah oh okay that's not good. go back up there. i just did the same excact mistake. we're getting back up there. oh my god. can not be stopped. not even the difficult part of the trick. here we go. oh that's not good. i need this thing to respawn. this is not sad it's a no reset run and i haven't done runs in forever. how what do you mean somehow worse? yeah of course i'm worse i haven't done 120 in forever. i took that angle so agressive. okay so we hadan 11 minute huge island we had a 9 minute rainbow road. rainbow ride whatever. i hope throws are good. wha hoohsodfho ho that's sick. that's what i meant to do. that's what i meant to do. oh my god that was fucking dirty. ahh and he missed that shit. there we go. wait that one's not there. clean heheh. that fucking sidethrow was awesome. holy shit. now do i do one more and easily beat this? your form is so good you cant stop. chat when you're so bad at bowser throws that you accidentally hit the wrong bomb. that's fucking clutch. alright you watch this i'll be back. i'll probably do another one. " I felt that
I miss the old days when Clint would spend his days making wacky inventions (that would always backfire) to help his people with the grain harvest. Everything changed when he went and found those bugs to fight off Hopper and his horde. It's a shame he became a speedrunner. You'll figure out that backpack catapult someday Clint!
One time I saw Clint at the grocery store and he was buying an absurd amount of onions. Like a whole shopping cart full. I assume he was just buying them to eat but I didn’t go up and ask him cause I would be embarrassed to go talk to him in front of the other shoppers. Feels bad though that he doesn’t make enough money from his “job” to buy real food. Hope your situation improves Clint, much love
One time when I was on a walk with my young daughter, I was able to meet Clint. I walked up to him and said that I was a big fan and said how much I loved his streams. We were about to take a picture until my daughter started crying. I was trying to calm her down so we don’t embarrass ourselves in front of Clint, but Clint did something I didn’t see coming. He walked up to my daughter, held her in his arms, and started to breastfeed her right then and there to cool her down. Respect for Clint, really nice guy
Lucky
i woud be proud as a father
Unexpected ending
This legit made me almost cry of laughter, thanks for the content
Lol for a second I thought the story was real and then you said that he breast fed her
Still mad we got scammed out of a Cruis’n USA stream
That game is a blast
Highkey wanted to see him play Cruisin USA
Den dont ever say anything ever again
what about cruisin canada
Cruisin’ World was where it was at tbfh
I love it when the run skips forward 20 minutes to get to the next time Clint says something funny
when he said
"so i know how to do 120. so i say we just do, we just do a run. i need a wait
i need a, wait, i need my japanese game. what did he say here? mario tennis. star wars: pod racer
star wars: rouge squadron. i don't even like this game. star wars: why are there so many fucking star wars games
bugs life. cruise in usa. where the fuck is the japanese mario? zelda. japanese zelda. another japanese zelda. there's nothing
this is what i found when i went through the drawer. mario party. banjo kazooie. mario party 3. harvest moon 64. shrek 2 beg for mercy
on the gameboy.. advance. and nothing to be found. play cruise in usa? no. we're gonna play zelda instead. just kidding we're playing cruise in usa.
CRUISING. oh i found i. it was under.. this instruction manual. easy. let's do it. i'm playing in japanese cause it's faster on 120. yeah we're doing
a no reset. we are doing a no reset by the way i forgot to mention that. but my consistency is gonna be really bad. would you ever dye your hear?
no. i'm gonna say something that's incredibly controversial and brave but i don't really like it that much when people dye their hear so.. i don't want to.
hmhmhmhmm oh my god. not even blonde? alright blonde's fine. black's also fine. i think it can be ok it's just.. i know a lot of people that'll dye
their hair like different colors and then they end up like years later- their like "yeah it's fucking damaged as hell i'm gonna need to like shave
my head or something to like fix it". get in the f- cannon. and then it ends up looking like cotton candy. which i'm not a fan of. kinda weird.
you're the mitch trubisky of speedrunners? doesn't mitch trubisky suck? i don't understand that comparison. i'm not that bad. ah fuck. go! so
slow get to the pillar. that worked. why do you play chinese mario? okay first off.. it's japanese. i would like to visit
japan. and i want to learn their culture hehe. you gotta immerse yourself in the culture. we're gonna attempt a strat that
i like never get in practice. get it ah what the fuck. i had so much speed. i had a ludicrous amount of speed dude. i was so fast.
so slow so slow. go damnit everything went wrong there. thanks for the 10 gifted subs didn't hear what his name was sorry guys i hope you have a great day
man wtf? sound muted? ohhh noo ohh nooo i i fucked up. we got sound glitch. i actually do have to restart. ahh crap. okay the way you do the
secrets on japanese version if you do them incorrectly your sound will glitch out and when you collect a star it'll crash the game. we're gonna have to start
from the beginning again. japanese and their faulty programmihehehe. killing my run dude. clint you're good at keeping you cool while playing this game?
thank you. it's cause i pump the ac in this room to like 62. i'm always freezing. wow that's fucking funny clint? it wasn't a joke i was just saying
pump the ac in this room. so i feel like it's easier to not get nervous because i physically cannot sweat. it's impossible. when i get all sweaty i get distracted.
come on come on come on. you can make it you can make it. ahhhhh. can i reset? please. i said it was a no reset. but i didn't say this run was a no reset, i said
the last run was a no reset. and it was. alright if i don't get it this time i'm gonna reset. are you fucking kidding me? we're gonna try it again. i'm not throwing.
it's difficult. like what the fuck? what am i hitting? i'm gonna reset dude. i'm not throwing i'm resetting. just this one time. that's my one reset.
i promise this one will be a fucking full run. it'll be a full run. you're just like ludwig with your one reset crap? dude where do you think he
got that shit from? are you kidding me? i invented the one reset. i've been doing this shit for like five years man. last reset guys last reset. just one more hit.
just one more hit. resets are just so like tantalizing. ohhh this is the run. even though i have to get like 110 more stars and many many of them are much
harder than this one. i am convinced. ahhh i really wanna reset dude oh i forgot to do the slide again ah that's a reset guys i'm so- i hate to break it
to you but. i forgot a star i can't go back. you know what? no this is really a no reset. this a no reset i promise. this is a no reset. this is a no reset
for sure. what if i pb right here? what would you guys do? what would you do? you'll take your clothes off? you'll roast some chicken on the pan? hmhmhmhm. run at
full speed while taking a shit? why are you guys doing such weird stuff when i pb. doesn't sound fun. hmhmhm. ah come on man. can i please reset. can i please reset chat?
i'm sorry i can't help it. i can't stop myself. alright this this a no reset okay? this is a no reset. i promise i promise you. i can change. i can change chat. i can
change. i don't have a problem just let me reset once more. nothing will make me reset unless i crash the game like last time. not that way ah. can't reset. uh oh. woah!
ho ho i saved that kinda. fucking moonwalking it back onto the platform. ah come on. so is quarantine getting lifted cause i don't wanna leave my house still.
how come we don't call it the coronavirus anymore how come we call it covid. are you slow? no it's a legitimate question that i'm just curious about.
oh so there's lots of different coronaviruses so this is like a specific one. alright that makes sense. i like how nobody was giving me an answer.
and people were like "are you stupid? Why is he so stupid?" let me ask my questions chat. so i completed my short story. i wrote it in like five days.
it's about a surgeon. and it's really weird. a surgeon who removes nutsacks? okay nobody said that. are videogames or speedrunning invovled
in any way? no. who the fuck wants to write about that? you think i'm gonna write a fantasy book about how i get world record
or something? i might as well just give wedgie to myself. that's like the fucking dorkiest thing ever. hmhmhm i like how you
guys said lol true as you watch me speedrun. woah that thing scared the fuck outta me. "
part 2 in comments
i've never actually seen
a bubble get that close to fucking- what do you mean noooo what do i do? oh my god. there is so much shit that went wrong.
do it again. wow are you fucking kidding me? how could this possibly be happening again? i'm not resetting. look at how good
I am at this though. ah ohoho. "hey cling big fan. have you ever been sexually attracted to a thwomp/whomp?" yes. clint do you
prefer to roleplay as a whomp or as mario getting pounded? i dunno. good question though. very good question. oh god what
the fuck is wrong with me? i was supposed to long jump that. and then i just fell in the pit. it was so stupid. my brain broke.
one sec i gotta focus for this star. this is really really difficult. and i'm probably gonna fuck it up. oh come on! how did i not
grab it? what a joke. what a joke. ohhh. what the fuck? you be okay i'll take that. what was that? what do you? i dunno i touched
the very very tip of the one pixel on the white fence. woah woah. uh oh we gotta make it past this snowball. where do i overtake him?
i overtake him right here. go go go go. go dude. oh i fucked up i forgot oh my god just kill yourself we're gonna do it clean this time.
i'm doing so much weird shit. i don't even know how to explain what's this movement. how big is too big for milkers? chat you can never
have a butt too big. you can never milkers too big. what if they were the size of a small vehicle? alright maybe that's slightly too big.
alright fine. you're right. they could potentially be too big. but they gotta be really big. nonononooooo nooo that's not good. we wil recover from this
normally oh dude come on. how the fuck can everything go so poorly? just get the fuck up there. this is impossible heheohmygod. and we're dead and we
gotta do the whole thing over again oh my god. i think we're good unless i missed a coin and wasn't paying attention. wa wait if i'm one coin off.
which i think i actually am uhh we are fucked. oh my god we're one coin off. how did i get one coin off dude what the fuck did i miss? uh oh it's
okay there's just going to be a lot of time saved on this split. so pog the future time save. woops wait no i. how did th. i must have been to far off to the right man.
i missed the mountain. dude i am like repulsed at how shit this is. that was an 11 minute time huge islands. is this going in a youtube video?
yeah probably. it's got a bunch of fails in it. so why wouldn't it make a fucking youtube video. imma try an blj check it out. i don't think imma make it. i'm
trying oh my god he did it. that probably saved no time. that was a celebratory crouch uh fuck lost it. lost all the time. do carpetless i know you can do it?
man why do you guys.. you guys are just bad influences. carpetless saves like a minute. i think eventually carpetless will be a trick that
is done in the 120 star world record. you know why? cause i'm gonna do it hehe. oh that's not funny. do you play chess or ever stream it? no. i've not
seen any chess clips. cause it just doesn't i don't know how it would be interesting to watch. i don't wanna watch a clip of it okay? why the fuck would i
watch a clip of it? you guys are distracting me!! woah oh okay that's not good. go back up there. i just did the same excact mistake. we're getting
back up there. oh my god. can not be stopped. not even the difficult part of the trick. here we go. oh that's not good. i need this thing to respawn.
this is not sad it's a no reset run and i haven't done runs in forever. how what do you mean somehow worse? yeah of course i'm worse i haven't
done 120 in forever. i took that angle so agressive. okay so we hadan 11 minute huge island we had a 9 minute rainbow road. rainbow ride whatever.
i hope throws are good. wha hoohsodfho ho that's sick. that's what i meant to do. that's what i meant to do. oh my god that was fucking dirty.
ahh and he missed that shit. there we go. wait that one's not there. clean heheh. that fucking sidethrow was awesome. holy shit. now do i do one more and
easily beat this? your form is so good you cant stop. chat when you're so bad at bowser throws that you accidentally hit the wrong bomb.
that's fucking clutch. alright you watch this i'll be back. i'll probably do another one. "
I felt that
Damnn respect man
A for effort
@@johannes2607 Clint Steven's UA-cam fans are fuckin weird lmao. Nice work dude
anyone else actually read a shit ton of it
I miss the old days when Clint would spend his days making wacky inventions (that would always backfire) to help his people with the grain harvest. Everything changed when he went and found those bugs to fight off Hopper and his horde. It's a shame he became a speedrunner. You'll figure out that backpack catapult someday Clint!
yep
yep
That’s why he’s called Clint “one reset” Stevens
9:16 is how learning owless feels
And that's why we call him Clint "Clint 'Clint Stevens' Stevens" Stevens!
Clint "No reset, I promise guys" Stevens.
"You guys are distracting me!"
Other times:
"Alright give me something to take my mind off the game so I can focus"
My favourite thing that Clint's editor does is include at least one clip of him just doing his little chuckle
One time I saw Clint at the grocery store and he was buying an absurd amount of onions. Like a whole shopping cart full. I assume he was just buying them to eat but I didn’t go up and ask him cause I would be embarrassed to go talk to him in front of the other shoppers. Feels bad though that he doesn’t make enough money from his “job” to buy real food. Hope your situation improves Clint, much love
That’s Stevens Clint quality that.
Clint "The cutest speedrunner in the west" Stevens
I died when he hit that first throw
“JUST ONE MORE RESET PLEA-i dont have a problem.”
Finally catching up to current day, thank you editor :)
Anyone else feel like Clint is the kinda guy that you tell a joke to who says it again louder and gets all the credit?
Honestly, Clint should just go back to speedrunning Connect-Four-vs-TPain-losing% just like the old times
Is no one going to talk about the absolute CLUTCH throw he did on Bowser at the end?
12:01 the clint throw
the first word clint said in this video was, "so"
the last word was, "one"
Can't believe this guy's aim with bowser throws is so bad that he managed to miss far enough to hit a different bomb.
4:17 TAINTalizing gachiBASS
Every time Clint takes a break, my life gets worse. Thanks, Clint.
Clint “stuck on whomps” stephens
Clint called the carpetless world record. He truly sees the future. That's Clint Stevens, that's quality
Clint idk if you read coments on your youtube, but you are amazing and thank you for all the hours of entertainment. You are truly a special gem
9:24 just spotted a goat
Great to see these regular upload man! Keep uo the food work
Every copy of Mario 64 is personalized, Clint’s copy is personalized to make throws impossible
take a shot every time he says “this is a no-reset”
Clint "video game" Stevens
Clint doesnt sweat because he's choked so much, hes immune.
Clint "I can stop whenever I want" Stevens
0:32 is the best game ever created POGGERS
Clint "No reset" Stevens
The first word Clint said was "So" and the last word he said was "one"
SOmebody ONEce told me
onece
Clint “Clint “Clint Stevens” Stevens” Stevens
Clint "Clint Clint "Clint Stevens" Stevens" Stevens Stevens"
Clint "Not That Bad" Stevens
He really only wears sweatshirts
Clint "No Reset" Stevens
Clint “”no reset”” Stevens
10:50 he predict
Now that I've seen it, the Japanese cart for oot looks waaay cooler
Clint "Not streaming" Stevens
Clint "tantalising" Stevens
Clint “ “no reset” “ stevens
here before the guy that says his first and last word
I’ve never seen Clint actually stream
This looks kinda like a no reset run
12:45 epic lol
This stream was so scuffed LMAO
we lowly peasants dont deserve these consistent uploads
Clint "Cruisn USA" Stevens
Clint is the aaron rodgers of speed runners
Blonde Stevens doesnt exist! He cant hurt you!
Blonde Stevens: 1:13
Classic Clint "62 degree" Stevens
It's pretty rare to have a highlight clip that only has highlights of a single run
That's Clint Stevens. That's Clint Stevens.
Request for Shrek 2 speedrun on stream.
You been coming out with these fast asf actual God OogaPooki
Are we just going to ignore the fact that there's a fucking Shrek game called "Beg for mercy?"
Yo that transition at 5:50? Clean
Clint "can I please reset" stevens
Take notes Lud
1:40 he says as he gets signed to the steelers
This is ‘One more ___’ personified
Congrats on the PB clint
I derive pleasure from the pain
12:36 Christ I thought that was sus in the chat
Yo nice video that I watched in full and enjoyed
No, reset run!
That’s why they call him Clint
King of Throws
STEEEEEVE! HE DOES IT AGAIN!
This man can't get away from 120 star
No Reset = Reset
im confused
Yes, once more
nice lets play clint!
he's an addict
Steeeeeeeeve
Come back Clint, we miss you :(
Domt worry he can save 30 seconds on tick tock
I wanted to see him play banjo tbh
Cruisin usa and exotica were so fun to play
did you check mango’s dm
this is quality content lmao
Clint «Stevens»
i see the mustache coming out 0_0
Clint "What is a consistent streamin schedule" Stevens
Clint “chinese mario” Stevens
Leeeeeets gooo, another vid.
"I can change chat, I can change!!"
-30 Year Old Diaper-Wetting Virgin
There’s something different about this video
Anyone notice the Mango sub at 9:23?
C LI N T
Nice edits 👍
Y’all remember when Clint used to stream?