I played Jan Mayen in Victoria 2. I didn't like it.
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- Опубліковано 30 лип 2024
- Jan Mayen is a tiny island in the North Atlantic. In fact, Jan Mayen is so small that most people don't even think it exists. But in Victoria 2, Jan Mayen is a secret powerhouse. Can Jan Mayen take out the European nations, or will they be doomed to a life of obscurity? Find out today in this episode of Victoria 2!
NOTE: THIS IS JUST A GAME! THE IDEAS AND THE ACTIONS TAKEN IN THE VIDEOS REPRESENT NOTHING IN REAL LIFE! THIS IS A SIMULATION!
00:00 Intro
00:55 The Jan Mayen Strategies
02:33 Why Jan Mayen is Hard
03:08 Vanilla Victoria 2
04:08 Colonial Jan Mayen
05:00 Polar Bear Purchase
06:47 I Heart Britain
10:15 Things Fall Apart
13:50 Jan Mayen Ascendant
16:43 Why Russia Sucks
18:40 Thanks for all the Support!!!!!
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Fun fact: Jan Mayen irl has no permanent population except for 35 non-permanent residents, not much has changed since 1836 there lol
That is crazy. I would like to visit some day
@@darkphoenix2745 highest point is 2277 metres above sea level, it will outlive Netherlands
@@darkphoenix2745 this is also assuming the extra heat wont cause more water evaporation in the long long term given 250 years or so there might be lower sea levels due to the extra heat
in the same way theres allready less water around the sahara now.
But short term 100% the island will shrink.
@@Newbmann I don’t think it will evaporate more than a negligible amount
@@turkeykillerex9509 yep, it can cause runaway greenhouse effect which is unlikely in next billion years.
Tips: 1. If you have diplo points, increase relations with the nation you want to be spered by as that increases their desire to spire you. 2. Get prestige tro tech. 3. Try to get high population colonial provinces and admin and tax reacherch. 4. With that you can finance a dockjards, with you can buy capital ships (as jan mayern has only one provence where they can build capital ships you need to spam them). 5. Capital ships give redediklues military points, so ignore the ship limit and build the best that you can build until your great power. (Higher Capital ships give more points) 6. Always use imfamy and drag your ally into them (as victoria ai is braindead, try to cnker stuff connected or near each other, as they dont anderstand how to land or bring troops back and are easily conflicted if there are more than one place to land, so one war after another). 7. In the colonoies promote Soldiers, they dont need to be good or many as you can transport them around with ships.
If you do that, you will have a great power jan mayer that can influence Scandinavia untill you became it or a great power with is only one because of ships, prestige and an unstable colonial empire.
Can't fucking believe Lincoln himself told him not to play Jan Mayen, he was probably worried for this man's mental health
Lincoln gives very good mental advice, he very famously suffered from headaches
Me too...
Thanks for watching! He kinda suggested that it was impossible in GFM and I believe his assessment was correct.
Jan mayen can form Scandinavia so you don't accually have to conquer the whole thing, you can just sphere them and get all their land via decision.
>sitting around waiting for something to happen
>doesn't go on the max speed setting
Thank you for sharing your pain after A to Z you should do A to Z of every releasable nation in Victoria 2
Uhhh… that sounds terrible. Thanks for watching!
@@SGT victoria 2 CSA A to Z when?
Jan Mayen is my go to Nation when playing MP, it is so OP. I dont understand how you didnt dominate the wordl SGT ;D
Lmao. Jan Mayen in MP would be the worst thing ever. Thanks for watching!
Congrats on 7500! Looking forward to more milestones in the future
Thanks so much! Appreciate it
8k now
@@SGT love you
banat at 10k pls you gotta do it man
No… that sounds horrible…
@@SGT do it, it would be very Goofy ahh
I believe in the Polar bear superiority, much fun as always.
This is the place where Santa lives in Kaiserredux
This is ridiculous, how could anyone not love and worship the great island of Jan Mayen???
duo where is my family? ;-;
Do your French first.
I enjoy your vid, just subscribed. Keep it up!
Congrats on the subs man! I enjoyed the vid LOL. Also maybe deccing for puppet CB on the Scandi nations might've been better no? Then use their troops for future wars.
Thanks so much for watching! The puppet idea is really good, however taking Denmark would still be hard. Thanks for watching!
Jan Mayen the Future of the nations with -100 of polar-bears power
When an island is so worthless even the British don't want it.
Yeah, very few places are like that. Thanks for watching!
If i recall correctly you either need to have Denmark, Norway and Sweden Sphered, directly owned, or puppeted to form Scandinavia. It may be worth it to try and puppet sweden, then denmark, with a GP's help, and form Scandinavia afterwards.
JAN MAYEN MOMENT LETS GOOO
SGT has reached peak insanity.
Congrats man, you deserve many more subs!
Thank you so much! Glad you are enjoying the content!
if you have maximum relations with a great power it will start putting you in the sphere of influence
Lovely video SGT
Glad you enjoyed!
That moment when polar bear nation almost becomes a technologically the most superior
I bet I was the best technologically! Thanks for watching!
You pulled a uno reverse card on Norway and colonized them instead of them colonizing Jan mayen
Indeed. Thanks for watching!
Love the content, keep doing more vicky 2 stuff please :) ps cant Wait for you to play China and westernize
7500 subs
congrats
Thanks so much for watching and for the kind words!
"Spear" of influence
Jan mayen the little nation that could
I mean if jay mayen was a real nation and they joined ww2 it would be like iceland usa turning the island into a naval base lmao
Hmm yes lore of Jan myan
gp switzerland reminds me of my first game ever as germany where I allied with switzerland and gave them half of france.
To keep with the trend you should play as Georgia for 10k.
Hmmm. Maybe. I think I agreed to play Mongolia on stream at 10k already. Thanks for watching!
@@SGT
Oh well. You can do it for the next sub goal if you want.
Jan Mayan to Scandinavia when
Whenever a miracle happens! Thanks for watching
I love your video's so much
Thanks so much! Glad you enjoyed
Jan mayen world conquest when?
If you get lucky enough, you can get enough prestige from the prestige techs to become a GP
Maybe playing with cheat mod and giving yourself a few thousand pops would have been pretty nice to do, even if it would have changed the essence of the game
its been done tho by Isorrow
Yeah, I wanted to do it legit because others have done it other ways. Thanks for watching!
Spear.
2:42 whats that nation in colombia?
In the spirit of the nation: RRRAAAHHHRRRR GGGRRRAAAAHHHH RRRRAARRRGGGG
Indeed. Thanks for watching!
Hi SGT what about Megacampaign?
sphere has a soft p, its a ph shound so its more like sfere
JAN MAYEN LETSSSS GOOOOO
love the videos man, but everytime you pronounce sphere as 'spear' i die a little - it's 'sfear'
I will try to improve my dialect. Sphere=spear
Ever heard of / have you ever considered playing in MP games, maybe with other known V2 YT CCs
I managed to get 7th great power with that just use prestige, uncivilized countries are much more hard
Thanks!
Thank you for watching!
I liked this
1:56 it tells us a lot about our society
polar bear empire!! 🐻❄️
Megacampaign hype
Yeah! It’s coming back!
Great video! But FYI "Jan Mayen" is pronounced "Yahn Mayen"
Oops.. thanks for watching!
overpowered
Neat
I think the only way to actually play Jan Mayen would be to hack a custom event for 2500% pop growth or something for Jan Mayen alone to get started
bearhaslanded
Indeed, thanks for watching
Fun fact is that if you pay attention to the GFM part of the video you'll see that Jan Mayen's primary culture is Ashkenazi, aka, your standard European Jewish culture, Jan Mayen has weird cultures in gfm and mods alike cause it's supposed to not be annexed by random events and countries with the same culture
And then in ToL they had to make JM's culture a random African one because Germany can have Ashkenazi as primary culture and it would then annex the island
Historically, Jan Mayen had a lot of different people attempt to settle and then just leave. There was a time where the Dutch played around with it and then left it to the Norwegians, the British on and off had interest in it and Austria at one point had a polar station there for their North Pole expedition.
For the most part, people found out they didn't want to stay there after they landed.
wait germany can have ashkenazi as primary culture in thrones of lorraine? How?
@@mappingshaman5280 frankly, i don't know either, but I've dug trough the files and there's a form Dystchland decision (don't know how to write it), it's basically Jewish led Germany it I'm not mistaken
Hey man I watch alot of UA-cam and u think you could honestly stand out. There is Just a few things you gotta work on like audio quality your actually very confident sounding
Thanks so much! I appreciate the nice words
Next time you could just ask a Modder (like me, or Abe will tell you who) who can just remove the edits that make Jan Mayan impossible
That is a good idea. I also just kinda wanted to play vanilla Victoria 2 so that is why I continued.
@@SGT fair
17:52 - 18:03:
NATO-Russian relations from 1946-2022, colorized.
oh no
Oh yes
LOL "NOTE: THIS IS JUST A GAME! THE IDEAS AND THE ACTIONS TAKEN IN THE VIDEOS REPRESENT NOTHING IN REAL LIFE! THIS IS A SIMULATION! " imagine having to type this for a YT video with a Victoria game ROFL
Sometimes UA-cam will get upset at map game videos because of the ideas of war within this one. This is there to prevent them from getting to upset.
You seriously didn't form Scandinavia?
A message from Supreme President Snowball: Growl Growl Grow Growl Growl Growl Growl Growl Growl Growl Growl Growl Growl Growl Growl
English: The Jan Mayen Republic will live through the ages forever secured long our glorious republic!
You should turn on alwaysaddwargoal cheat. It doesn't make sense, even from historical viev, that you need 8% pop into jingoism to add war goal.
Helloooooo
i am proud to be in the first thousands
Glad you enjoyed the video!
5th easy
I'm from Svalbard. In Norway we are technically grouped into Svalbard and Jan Mayen. We even have our own flag emoji 🇸🇯 (although it's identical to Norway) also it's pronounced "yaan miyen"
are you jan mayen polar bear
@@fish5671 perhaps 💀
Brah
Привееееееет
¿Alguien habla Ñ?
SGT uploads are to me like crack is to Hunter Biden
great video, but mine is better...
Why do you keep pronouncing "sphere" as "spear"?
It’s a bad habit. Thanks for watching!
in real life, people are unhappy that Russia is conquering Ukraine, but in the game they are unhappy that she does not help them conquer other independent countries! ironic :)
get a voice changer man, the 🤓🤓 🤓 makes it hard to watch
Yikes bro… didn’t need to say that
Booo