"It's gonna begin with a shot of the moon." "A new moon?" "No, a full moon." "Oh, that's literally the opposite of a new moon, this isn't making any sense at all. Carry on."
"But isn't a new moon a night when you can't see the moon so why would we be showing a picture of something you can't see at this time?" BTW, when I google new moon, it autofills with "new moon twilight" LOL
Oh, Meyer's has an excuse for that: Bella's specialness extends to her blood, which smells WAY more delicious than the blood of any other human, meaning that vampires with enough self control to keep cool when a normal human bleeds might not have enough self control when *she* bleeds.
@@KhymChanur wait, she has unusual blood? That sounds like a medical condition. Does it smell sweet? Because that could be an undiagnosed case of diabetes!
as someone who will never watch any of these films, how are they STILL in high school when they are all 30 something...I mean hello,, 90210 called, they want their plot back...
I to this day have no idea why so many women were into this corny, horribly written nonsensical mess. The torturing times of having to watch them with my aunt and granny haunt me to this day
Best case scenario for the Volturi, Edward's stunt still draws unwanted attention to their castle. I seem to recall that in the book, Edward was going to go on a murder spree right outside their castle. As usual, book Edward is even more of a psychopath than movie Edward.
Imagine a scenario where you're delivery a pizza to a reserve. A white girl approaches you and tells you to open the box, she then palms a slice and chucks it 15 feet to a blind catch from a guy working on a bike. Wow what a wild day for that delivery guy
I delivered pizza for 5yr in college and that’s nothing. I had swords pulled on me, crazy people ordering for their dogs and paying in silver bars, girls flash me and got 3,624 contact buzzes from the billowing weed smoke and that’s just for starters.
Me, too! I'm kinda hoping he mentions the book and how they will change it for the movie. In the book they all basically stare at each other for an hour and then it's over. Imagine our Ryan Overlords explaining why it will now be a dream! 🤣😂🤣
Favourite scene PG: Exposing yourself in front of a crowd is tight. WG: Have you done that? PG: Yeah my hearing is next week, I'm pleading not guilty but there's a ton of video evidence.
“We’re going to call the movie New Moon and start it with a shot of the moon.” “But in a new moon you can’t actually see the moon” “Oh Whoops” “Whoopsie”
@@imsuperEEPY truth truth even Robert Pattinson roasted them at the end of the next twilight movie they said Robert Pattinson officialy roasts the twilight móvies yes yes that actually will happen in the next twilight movie the end news report that Robert Pattinson has officialy confirmed that he roasts Twilight whole trilogy ohhhhh Memes on mom bring the camera thug life lol😂😂😂😂
More like RIP Bella. Kristen actually performs the part of a super generic teen proxy remarkably well. Both her and Robert know the films are trash. They just did whatever the director said and took home a paycheck like any other job. Both are actually good actors who have been paid for a lot of awful films.
You should see "Breaking Dawn Part 1." It makes "New Moon" look pretty decent by comparison. Not that "Breaking Dawn 2" is good, mind you. But if you can ignore the child-grooming part, it is at least marginally watchable.
I’ve never seen this movie, yet when visited Volterra back in January, people kept telling me that’s where Twilight was filmed. I’m glad I got to enjoy the place without being tainted by memories of the movie. It was my favorite town in Tuscany (and I lived & studied in Florence)-just so beautiful, quaint, & surrounded by tolling green hills! I really want to go back.
@@joshuastoute2402 it's not a real like "i love this", if it was I wouldn't bother. He hasn't seen Twilight in years, he just recently got into rewatching movies he's seen before with me.
Dude I just discovered you, bc honestly I was always a little spooked by the eye thing. I’ve been laughing so hard I keep waking-up my husband. You are absolutely hysterical. The end
You should find the actual channel that this man owns himself that goes by his name Ryan George. He does comedy skits where he plays everyone as well but he does more than just Pitch Meetings. Hilarious!
Welcome to the Ryan universe your now stuck lol. Like the rest of us get ready to binge all of them. I suggest some of my favorites. "THE MEG" and "Transformers"
A old man with abs, a sweaty dog with abs, and a very bland girl that has no common sense and probably should have died in the middle of the movie. This is a thing. This is a love triangle. But I’ll stick with it cause MONEY IS TIGHT.
Ryan: “See you guys on the next video” Me: shouldn’t it be “HOPE to see you on the next video”? I think it’s a bit cavalier to just assume that we’re going to- aw who am I kidding
@@BullScrapPracEff Thank you. Romeo and Juliet is so overrated - it's not some grand, sweeping romantic saga, it's two selfish teenagers who are massively overdramatic when they don't get their way.
Best pitch meeting in a long time, this might actually be my fav of all times, never seen a twilight film and love ever vid u make, this pace is just perfect
This means that Ryan had to sit through that movie, for that he has my thanks. It must have been not so easy and a bit of an inconvenience. Maybe next one do Tenet? :)
Me, when the new Pitch Meeting is posted, thinking: *Okay! Okay! This time! THIS TIME! Pitch Meetings will FINALLY be boring to me! These won't be funny anymore!* Me, 6 minutes later: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Still loving Pitch Meetings over 200 episodes later is Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience!
“Have you exposed yourself in public?” “I did, my hearings next week. I’m pleading not guilty but there’s a TON of video evidence.” But everyone in this universe looks the same, how do they know it was you? Can they prove it was you and not someone else? Like if Nurse Joy from Pokémon sold an illegal drug that increases Pokémon’s powers to an unhealthy degree they probably couldn’t convict the real nurse joy without calling Brock as a witness! (He can tell the difference somehow)
It is amazing how Ryan is able to keep these videos as funny and absolutely ruthless after so so many episodes... it looks like, for him, this is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Not to defend the movie, but I learned in first aid that the inside of a t-shirt is your best choice for an improvised bandage if you don’t have any actual bandage material handy.
LMFAO this very well might be the funniest one yet
Why is this pinned?
BananaBossLord because it’s complimenting the video and ScreenRant likes that.
@@bineetroy4581 They're gonna need you to get allllllll the way off their back about it X D
@@roseofoulesfame What if I did a backflip snapped their neck and saved the day
@@bineetroy4581 Saving the day is TIGHT
*_“He has muscles now, so he has value as a human being and can be a love interest."_*
Movie logic 101
First Guy to ever get Ripped
Tbh that was the most true to life part of the movie
Muscles 💪 aren't everything but his torso will be nice with them
In society that makes sense alot of sense actually
"She's basically gonna become comatose and expressionless."
"More so than usual?"
"More so than usual." 😂
I laughed SO MUCH at that!
I think that's when I gave this video the thumbs-up.
@Michael Freed Wikipedia : Both of her parents work in the entertainment industry
I’m pleading not guilty 🤣🤣
That was savage. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Werewolves need to get rid of their shirts because they're TIGHT!
😂😂
Nicely done.
OwO
Michael S. Baram Oh making things TIGHT is TIGHT
The shirts or the werewolves?
Name a more iconic duo than Bella's head and random rocks
The Vex and Time Travel. Done.
Jason Gray’s head and a brick.
@@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484 I thought you said Jason Todd and a crowbar. :D
@walid ahnaf My avatar heart.Also Soka's hand & his forehead.
Still a better love story than twilight. 😂🤣
“Who answers somebody else’s phone?”
Characters that need to create misunderstandings to drive the plot forward 💀
That one absolutely blew my mind lol
I would like this comment but it's at 666 so here's an emoji instead: 👍
“He’s arranging a funeral” even as a 12 year old watching I was thinking like wow thats some serious manufactured conflict
"It's gonna begin with a shot of the moon."
"A new moon?"
"No, a full moon."
"Oh, that's literally the opposite of a new moon, this isn't making any sense at all. Carry on."
"Isn't a new moon the same thing as a full moon?"
"No, that's the opposite."
"Oh, whoopsie!"
Thought the SAME 😆
It makes sense to me.
"But isn't a new moon a night when you can't see the moon so why would we be showing a picture of something you can't see at this time?"
BTW, when I google new moon, it autofills with "new moon twilight" LOL
@@catdogmousecheese it doesn't do that for me so you must have googled twilight before
*"I'm pleading 'not guilty,' but there is a **_TON_** of video evidence."*
He's so upbeat! LOL
Who else want to see this evidence?
@@studentdrake I'm sure it would make for a better love story than Twilight
He knows that beating the case will be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@@SquishyProductions but then he won't have enough money to buy canada.
@@studentdrake buying Canada is super easy barely an inconvenience cause they just use monopoly money
So she did a back flip, banged her head on a rock and someone else had to save the day.
If only she had broken her own neck. save the sequels.
Instead of clubbing (with) the baby sequels.
Not much of a main character, is she
_Ah yes, the hero’s journey complete_
ooooo i love this
Sums up the series pretty well
"I'M A WRITER"
Funniest quote, Made my day!
And Producer Guy "guesses" that Writer Guy "kind of" is.
This was hilarious "I wonder if that completely unnatural thing to say will he relevant later
funniest part of the pitch meeting! although i think its all thanks to his delivery rather than the quote
I want to see a Ryan George Pitch Meeting...
......between his parents
*Ryan's Dad:* So you have a baby for me?!
*Ryan's Mom:* Yes sir, I do!
But they are app Ryan George
Oh, new moms are _tight!_
I endorse this message
Why did I read both the dad and mom in Ryan's voice.
@@Cygnet13 Its the natural thing to do.
"Have you ever had a secret that you couldn't tell anyone?"
"That's how all secrets work" LOL
"Why?"
"I don't know, but anyways.."
This is exactly how I would describe all of the Twilight movies lol.
@Gaius Wyrden nah, the books were worse because they tried to explain it. It's just a psychotic romance, heavy on the psychosis.
@Gaius Wyrden I respectfully disagree - as part of the target audience when I read it, it was pretty bad.
His proud "I'm a writer" at 0:42 caught me off guard. The delivery was perfect!
I know! And his facial expression is priceless
being proud of being a shitty writer is TIGHT!
It's like he took Chekhov's Gun super literally.
There was another Pitch Meeting where he did that but I can't remember which.
hello john cena!
"It's like Romeo and Juliet, except just awful."
R B1229 what?
@@ahmadhalimi it's a quote from the video
@@no-ko1mj Wooosh..
@@no-ko1mj what?
I came looking for this and was not disappointed. Cheers!
This dude couldn't handle being around a paper cut and they regularly risked going to high school for no apparent reason
As Ryan the Screenwriter would likely say: They don't go to school for no reason. They go to school so the story can happen.
Oh, Meyer's has an excuse for that: Bella's specialness extends to her blood, which smells WAY more delicious than the blood of any other human, meaning that vampires with enough self control to keep cool when a normal human bleeds might not have enough self control when *she* bleeds.
@@KhymChanur wait, she has unusual blood? That sounds like a medical condition.
Does it smell sweet? Because that could be an undiagnosed case of diabetes!
@@KhymChanur i think her blood only smells special to Edward, like it sings to him or something.
as someone who will never watch any of these films, how are they STILL in high school when they are all 30 something...I mean hello,, 90210 called, they want their plot back...
"It's like Romeo and Juliet, except.. y'know just awful"
"What?"
😅
I mean to be fair Romeo and Juliet is also awful
@@AnimeMasterManWND
Wasn't Juliet 13 or 14 while Romeo was an adult?
@@AnimeMasterManWND I wouldn't know, the only time I read it was during high school and I barely understood anything lol
I Don't Care That You Broke Your Elbow they don’t specify romeos age but we can assume 17-19
Every time I think the Twilight movies can't be any worse, I learn some new detail about them that proves me wrong.
raydunakin I was about to say the same
I feel the exact same way
I to this day have no idea why so many women were into this corny, horribly written nonsensical mess. The torturing times of having to watch them with my aunt and granny haunt me to this day
@@itriggerpeople4433 Man do that too when they were younger with some shows that shares such adjectives.
Still a better movie than twilight
When unnatural dialogue is used in a conversation, "I am a writer".
Lord Mahaveer Maldonado is it possible to learn this power?
@@sleeptilnoon1380 *Evil head turn* Not from a Producer Guy...
@@scribblescribble But if not from a Producer Guy, then who?
Werewolves: We're gonna need to get our shirts all the way off our backs
Jacob: ok let me get that thing off!
"I'm a Writer."
"Wow I guess ya kinda are."
Later:
"I dunno, but ANYWAY"
“He has muscles now so he has value as a human being and can be a love interest”
*How Romantic*
Callback to Ryan George's non-pitch meeting video about muscle building:)
@@ladyvincenza what freaking video is this?
How bad to the drawn on sparkle abs look, be honest?
@@-hasamastersdegreeinwumbol8565
"The First Guy to Get Ripped"
“Very romantic, and probably infected!” -Ryan George
We need this as a T-shirt
@@boluwarin Absolutey... if only to joke that such a T-shirt exists.
Not sure what kind of person would be brave enought to wear it around.
Hey, hey, hey that wasn’t Ryan George that was Executive Guy
If I saw a sparkling half naked man in the sunlight , my first thought is not vampire more along the lines of a lost gay parade attendee
Thanks, you've just made my day 🤣
Or proof that tourist spots will host raves even during the day.
Best case scenario for the Volturi, Edward's stunt still draws unwanted attention to their castle.
I seem to recall that in the book, Edward was going to go on a murder spree right outside their castle. As usual, book Edward is even more of a psychopath than movie Edward.
"Hey Bella, have you ever had a secret you couldn't tell anyone?"
"That's how all secrets work."
Everyone remembers "super easy, barely an inconvenience" but no one remembers the "oh really" that always follows :(
i've never noticed that. Now, I'll probably never not notice. Thanks, maybe.
I also miss the:
“If you say so!”
“I do!”
Oh really?
Imagine a scenario where you're delivery a pizza to a reserve. A white girl approaches you and tells you to open the box, she then palms a slice and chucks it 15 feet to a blind catch from a guy working on a bike. Wow what a wild day for that delivery guy
Yeah, what happened next is in a different movie.
@@Bramble451 I would watch a movie about the rest of the Pizza guy's life after that moment
I delivered pizza for 5yr in college and that’s nothing. I had swords pulled on me, crazy people ordering for their dogs and paying in silver bars, girls flash me and got 3,624 contact buzzes from the billowing weed smoke and that’s just for starters.
I prefer the delivery driver that gets thrown in to the house to be eaten by a bunch of vanpires
Useddragonborn The movie Vampires Suck. 😂
"She's basically going to be comatose and expressionless!"
"More than usual?"
Lmao when they showed her in that last "will you marry me" shot, I was thinking to myself how there's literally no difference.
Absolutely brilliant!
That was the best line🤣
“Is It An Inconvenience Yet?!?”
-“Barely An Inconvenience At All!!”
-“Well That’s Great Then!!!”
Read this as soon as he said it
I can't wait for the next three Pitch Meetings on this series. Especially the whole exec's reaction to the "werewolf falls in love with CG baby".
Or the massive fight at the end that was all just a dream/vision.
oohhh falling in love with a baby is TIGH-
Do not finish that!
Me, too!
I'm kinda hoping he mentions the book and how they will change it for the movie. In the book they all basically stare at each other for an hour and then it's over. Imagine our Ryan Overlords explaining why it will now be a dream! 🤣😂🤣
I'm sure you've seen it since, but it's incredible.
@@screenwriterdave I have indeed seen them
Favourite scene
PG: Exposing yourself in front of a crowd is tight.
WG: Have you done that?
PG: Yeah my hearing is next week, I'm pleading not guilty but there's a ton of video evidence.
"Why?"
"I don't know, but anyway..."
That's Twilight in a nutshell right there
"He spends a whole lot of time in the woods with muscular shirtless dudes."
"I see exactly what's going on."
"Yeah, yeah... he's a werewolf!"😂
Lol
That was there selling point, still laughing about that one.
ram ranch
😂
Dammit, that would have been a _much_ better love story than Twilight...!
"That's a textbook manipulation and abuse tactic."
"Well their relationship is very unhealthy."
Cross-reference the popular fanfic called "50 Shades" for proof.
VERY True
Textbook manipulation and abuse tactics are Tight!
I imagine the psychology professors in college love having a go-to reference for toxic relationships in the book and movie
"Rubs her open wound with a dirty, sweaty t-shirt" 😂😭
Apply pressure!
Oooh very romantic , also infected
“We’re going to call the movie New Moon and start it with a shot of the moon.”
“But in a new moon you can’t actually see the moon”
“Oh Whoops”
“Whoopsie”
It’s called new moon yet opens with a shot of the full moon?
Yeah yeah yeah
Isn’t that the wrong name of the moon...
Whoops!
Whoopsie!
Twilight movies just get dumber and dumber
@@imsuperEEPY truth truth even Robert Pattinson roasted them at the end of the next twilight movie they said Robert Pattinson officialy roasts the twilight móvies yes yes that actually will happen in the next twilight movie the end news report that Robert Pattinson has officialy confirmed that he roasts Twilight whole trilogy ohhhhh Memes on mom bring the camera thug life lol😂😂😂😂
Peter Laan wow wow wow!
"Who answers somebody else's phone?"
"Characters who need to create misunderstandings to drive the plot forward."
Well, he's not wrong.
"I'm a writer"
"Yeah I guess you kinda are!"
"Yea Yea Yea"🤓
"She's basically gonna be comatose and expressionless"
*"... More than usual?"*
RIP Kristen Stewart
More like RIP Bella. Kristen actually performs the part of a super generic teen proxy remarkably well. Both her and Robert know the films are trash. They just did whatever the director said and took home a paycheck like any other job. Both are actually good actors who have been paid for a lot of awful films.
“It’s called ‘New Moon’ so we open on a shot of the moon”
But... a new moon is...
ugh never mind
"Very romantic and probably infected."
This quote perfectly encapsulates my days as a single man.
"She's basically gonna be comatose and expressionless."
"More than usual?"
She is queen flycatcher in these films.
"More than usual."
Savage.
Poor Kristen Stewart. She played Bella perfectly but I think it gave her PTSD & now every performance is like that.
@@markuhler2664 Actually, I thought she did a really good job in Snow White and the Huntsman.
I absolutely love the part of "Yeah yeah yeah he's a Werewolf, Oh I was way Off" literally rewatched this episode 5 times because of that moment
Pattinson's line in "Tenet" - "I'll see you in the beginning, friend" - is by itself a better love story than "Twilight"
"She's gonna be comatose and expressionless"
"More than usual?"
Accurate af 😂😂
"Why does she-"
*"IDon'tKnowButAnyway!"*
If that's not already a hashtag...
The relationship between producer and scriptwriter is still a better love story than Twilight
You know what? I’ve seen this kinda comment under any animal mating videos. That’s how I learnt about Twillight basically.
“Exposing yourself in front of a crowd is *tight!*
The amount of drawing on that makeup team had to do on his abs, its funny to look at now
This movie is even worse than I could have possibly imagined.
You should see "Breaking Dawn Part 1." It makes "New Moon" look pretty decent by comparison.
Not that "Breaking Dawn 2" is good, mind you. But if you can ignore the child-grooming part, it is at least marginally watchable.
I’ve never seen this movie, yet when visited Volterra back in January, people kept telling me that’s where Twilight was filmed. I’m glad I got to enjoy the place without being tainted by memories of the movie. It was my favorite town in Tuscany (and I lived & studied in Florence)-just so beautiful, quaint, & surrounded by tolling green hills! I really want to go back.
2:06 “And he has muscles now so he has value as a human being and can be a love interest” lmfao
"Oh, it's like Romeo and Juliet except you know just awful." Just awful is the perfect way to describe anything pertaining to the Twilight series.
Y'know something funny? My dad actually likes these movies and tried to convince me to watch them. How do I make him realize how bad they are?
@@thedestroyasystem don't try, let him like what he likes.
Actually, the soundtracks to the movies are pretty great, especially for New Moon. But that's about it.
@@joshuastoute2402 it's not a real like "i love this", if it was I wouldn't bother. He hasn't seen Twilight in years, he just recently got into rewatching movies he's seen before with me.
Dude I just discovered you, bc honestly I was always a little spooked by the eye thing. I’ve been laughing so hard I keep waking-up my husband. You are absolutely hysterical. The end
You should find the actual channel that this man owns himself that goes by his name Ryan George. He does comedy skits where he plays everyone as well but he does more than just Pitch Meetings. Hilarious!
Welcome to the Ryan universe your now stuck lol. Like the rest of us get ready to binge all of them. I suggest some of my favorites. "THE MEG" and "Transformers"
Sly88Frye I will absolutely explore more, I’m just on a Pitch binge right now. Thanks for the recommendation
Welcome aboard! Prepare to convulse with laughter! And also wonder why this channel bothers to have any other content, LOL!
Then Ryan did a backflip snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day 👊
"It's just like Romeo and Juliet, except... just awful." Right on the money!
I love how the writer guy was just like "...what?" Like he couldn't believe how casually producer guy insulted him and then moved on.
The dig at the New Moon title while opening with a picture of a full moon is too underrated.
A old man with abs, a sweaty dog with abs, and a very bland girl that has no common sense and probably should have died in the middle of the movie.
This is a thing.
This is a love triangle.
But I’ll stick with it cause MONEY IS TIGHT.
Twilight saga:
Bella visits the Cullens during her period
The End
I think that's the Twilight Cycles
@@farmerprater81 Ohhhh 😆
Fun fact. Periods are mostly tissue. The blood is a small portion of it
@@smg3250 that fact actually wasn't that fun tbh.
Laverne Blaszczyk Gross
Ryan: “See you guys on the next video”
Me: shouldn’t it be “HOPE to see you on the next video”? I think it’s a bit cavalier to just assume that we’re going to- aw who am I kidding
At this point, he could say
"As if you have anything better than my videos...see you next time 😁"
Us: 😢 is he right?
@@TragoudistrosMPH Textbook Manipulation and Abuse Tactic. :D
How did I just realize that he has to watch these movies to make these videos, I feel bad for him now
And I feel bad for you as you have to watch him watch the movie, thank you for you service agent
@@singhatishkumar thank you
@@fbi8237 You should watch honest trailer roasting twilight 1-4...
@@eleethtahgra7182 I will thank you
"Oh it's like Romeo and Juliet except... You know, just awful"
we are two minutes in and there are tears in my eyes, this is my favourite pitch meeting yet
I really want a shirt that says “the technicality’s of werewolf junk” lol!🤣
If it's gonna be on a t-shirt, we'd better go with "technicalities".
Get all the way off your pack on that one?
Or package.
Let's just say he spends a lot of time in the woods with other shirtless men
He's a werewolf
🤣🤣😂🤣💀💀
Grapplers: 🙄
Twilight
It's like Romeo and Juliet but it's awful
geardog24 "Wut?"
I laughed so hard I woke my dog.
*more awful.
So Romeo and Juliet?
@@BullScrapPracEff Thank you. Romeo and Juliet is so overrated - it's not some grand, sweeping romantic saga, it's two selfish teenagers who are massively overdramatic when they don't get their way.
everybody's just gonna ignore how perfect the "alright alright alright" was?
Best pitch meeting in a long time, this might actually be my fav of all times, never seen a twilight film and love ever vid u make, this pace is just perfect
"Funny thing about my back it's located on my Werewolf junk" 😂😂😂
"I understood that reference."
Get all the way off my pack on that one.
This joke is super bad.
2:25 Easy Money Strategy
Can't wait to see breaking Dawn pitch meeting...
-so Jacob is gonna fall in love with Bella's new born baby.
-what?
oohhh falling in love with a baby is TIGH-
Do not finish that!
This means that Ryan had to sit through that movie, for that he has my thanks. It must have been not so easy and a bit of an inconvenience.
Maybe next one do Tenet? :)
1:45 "She's going to be in a sadness coma..." LOL!
Amazing work on the cinematics, and you really nail the having a convo with yourself.
Never feels like there is only one guy in the video
Technicalities of werewolf junk? “Wolfman’s got nards.”
dammit what was that from again
i know that i know it but cant think of it
@@EvilNecroid The Monster Squad, cult classic from 1987
That scene was hilarious.
"KICK HIM IN THE DORK, KICK HIM IN THE DORK!!!"
@@retluoc I think it "kick him in the nards"
Technicalities which were finally answered in the Wolfcop movies.
Me, when the new Pitch Meeting is posted, thinking: *Okay! Okay! This time! THIS TIME! Pitch Meetings will FINALLY be boring to me! These won't be funny anymore!*
Me, 6 minutes later: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Still loving Pitch Meetings over 200 episodes later is Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience!
I never expect them to not be funny.
I could be way off the mark, but I think it's because Ryan is a genuinely nice guy, and that translates to engagement well.
@@poeterritory I think you have a strong point.
So true!!
Super pale, barely any pigmentation
That was a smart and well delivered joke and I am currently laughing my butt off
Oh, really?
Yea yea yea
Oh really?
3:16 The way he delivers that line and his facial expression always makes me laugh so much. : D
The Dazed and Confused reference is probably one of the best stealth jokes I've seen done in a Pitch Meeting 👏🏻👏🏻
No joke I literally just rewatched the Twilight Pitch Meeting! Whoa
SAME
Thats tight
Same here bro!
You guys have great taste in rewatch
Say the line Bart!
Bart: Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience.
YAAAAAAY
This man is a genius
I really hope you do pitch meetings for the rest of the twilight movies! These are hysterical!! 🤣
"I'm a writer!" 🤣
Has it been David Benioff making these pitches all along?
Yeah because every time anyone sees a sparkly person, they go "ooh a vampire".
Ryan’s back must hurt from carrying this channel.
Congratulations, you're the 1,000,000, 000th person to make that comment.
Michael Edwards still true. Made the mistake of clicking a screen rant video the other day “why thanos really won.” Answer? He’s suicidal. lol
@@Onikage55 uhh okay but you know these pitch meetings poke fun at good movies as well as bad right? Not all of them are bad at all.
it must hurt to read this comment on every video.
At 3:55 you missed the perfect opportunity to say, "So the story can happen."
I lost it at the pizza part. Crying laughing. “Who does that?”
4:44: I'm dying!😂🤣🤣😅
"She's going to be so sad-she's basically going to be comatose and expressionless"
*"More than usual?"*
3:18
“Well that is very on-brand for her” 😂
“Have you exposed yourself in public?”
“I did, my hearings next week. I’m pleading not guilty but there’s a TON of video evidence.”
But everyone in this universe looks the same, how do they know it was you? Can they prove it was you and not someone else? Like if Nurse Joy from Pokémon sold an illegal drug that increases Pokémon’s powers to an unhealthy degree they probably couldn’t convict the real nurse joy without calling Brock as a witness! (He can tell the difference somehow)
It's because he chooses to not use his eyes, so identical appearances don't matter to him.
5:19
Wow...that’s some superb acting there lol
I love these "pitch meetings" so hilarious! Please never stop making these videos!
“I don’t know, but anyway...” needs to be a new catch phrase! 😂😂
It must be difficult to do a pitch meeting for Face Off
Actually it's going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience
1990s John Woo action films are TIGHT
Ryan could show off his acting chops by having screenwriter guy and producer guy switch bodies and act like each other.
@@pentelegomenon1175 - just like in the movie *"Freaky Friday".*
@@kevinthetruckdriver353 I wonder if Face/Off took inspiration from Freaky Friday?
@@pentelegomenon1175 - from the 1976 original film?? Doubt it.
Supposed to be a reboot being made of Face/Off.
"I'm a writer."
"Wow. I guess you kinda are."
A writer with a super punchable face.
It is amazing how Ryan is able to keep these videos as funny and absolutely ruthless after so so many episodes... it looks like, for him, this is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
5:18
Man when you cut it like that Bella's expression is kind of hilarious.
More phrases I never thought I’d hear. “Technicalities of werewolf junk”
Every Twilight fan:
"It's not about the monsters; it's about the emotional complications of romance!"
Me: Then don't bring monsters into it!!!!
Joker: why so sparkly...Batman: because I'm batmaaan!
Bane : "You merely adopted the sparkle, I was born into it."
Man I love all the catch phrases especially “hey I’m gonna need you to get off my back” & “ wow wow wow wow
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Not to defend the movie, but I learned in first aid that the inside of a t-shirt is your best choice for an improvised bandage if you don’t have any actual bandage material handy.