Twilight: New Moon Pitch Meeting

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  • @DaLumpy1
    @DaLumpy1 4 роки тому +2658

    LMFAO this very well might be the funniest one yet

    • @bineetroy4581
      @bineetroy4581 4 роки тому +12

      Why is this pinned?

    • @virtualryan5683
      @virtualryan5683 4 роки тому +48

      BananaBossLord because it’s complimenting the video and ScreenRant likes that.

    • @roseofoulesfame
      @roseofoulesfame 4 роки тому +51

      @@bineetroy4581 They're gonna need you to get allllllll the way off their back about it X D

    • @bineetroy4581
      @bineetroy4581 4 роки тому +18

      @@roseofoulesfame What if I did a backflip snapped their neck and saved the day

    • @roseofoulesfame
      @roseofoulesfame 4 роки тому +16

      @@bineetroy4581 Saving the day is TIGHT

  • @loganbigmo
    @loganbigmo 4 роки тому +5530

    *_“He has muscles now, so he has value as a human being and can be a love interest."_*

    • @itriggerpeople4433
      @itriggerpeople4433 4 роки тому +203

      Movie logic 101

    • @kingsleycy3450
      @kingsleycy3450 4 роки тому +113

      First Guy to ever get Ripped

    • @loodlebop
      @loodlebop 4 роки тому +175

      Tbh that was the most true to life part of the movie

    • @adonnamerriman2948
      @adonnamerriman2948 4 роки тому +13

      Muscles 💪 aren't everything but his torso will be nice with them

    • @spacemanju7
      @spacemanju7 4 роки тому +69

      In society that makes sense alot of sense actually

  • @silverstarlightproductions1292
    @silverstarlightproductions1292 4 роки тому +2644

    "She's basically gonna become comatose and expressionless."
    "More so than usual?"
    "More so than usual." 😂

    • @primmoore6232
      @primmoore6232 4 роки тому +23

      I laughed SO MUCH at that!

    • @jonathanfarley2023
      @jonathanfarley2023 4 роки тому +22

      I think that's when I gave this video the thumbs-up.

    • @naamadossantossilva4736
      @naamadossantossilva4736 4 роки тому +10

      @Michael Freed Wikipedia : Both of her parents work in the entertainment industry

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 4 роки тому +5

      I’m pleading not guilty 🤣🤣

    • @JotaP1n
      @JotaP1n 4 роки тому +6

      That was savage. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MichaelSBaram
    @MichaelSBaram 4 роки тому +2370

    Werewolves need to get rid of their shirts because they're TIGHT!

  • @Freekymoho
    @Freekymoho 4 роки тому +632

    Name a more iconic duo than Bella's head and random rocks

    • @JB-tl8rj
      @JB-tl8rj 4 роки тому +1

      The Vex and Time Travel. Done.

    • @bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484
      @bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484 4 роки тому +4

      Jason Gray’s head and a brick.

    • @shorewall
      @shorewall 4 роки тому +13

      @@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484 I thought you said Jason Todd and a crowbar. :D

    • @tha_architae6060
      @tha_architae6060 4 роки тому +4

      @walid ahnaf My avatar heart.Also Soka's hand & his forehead.

    • @taylorjade6918
      @taylorjade6918 4 роки тому +5

      Still a better love story than twilight. 😂🤣

  • @basketball2731
    @basketball2731 4 роки тому +866

    “Who answers somebody else’s phone?”
    Characters that need to create misunderstandings to drive the plot forward 💀

    • @Road_to_Dawn
      @Road_to_Dawn 4 роки тому +11

      That one absolutely blew my mind lol

    • @strahinjagov
      @strahinjagov 2 роки тому

      I would like this comment but it's at 666 so here's an emoji instead: 👍

    • @wattsnottaken1
      @wattsnottaken1 2 роки тому +4

      “He’s arranging a funeral” even as a 12 year old watching I was thinking like wow thats some serious manufactured conflict

  • @typhoonzebra
    @typhoonzebra 4 роки тому +2365

    "It's gonna begin with a shot of the moon."
    "A new moon?"
    "No, a full moon."
    "Oh, that's literally the opposite of a new moon, this isn't making any sense at all. Carry on."

    • @ShawnRavenfire
      @ShawnRavenfire 4 роки тому +182

      "Isn't a new moon the same thing as a full moon?"
      "No, that's the opposite."
      "Oh, whoopsie!"

    • @MsSwitchblade13
      @MsSwitchblade13 4 роки тому +23

      Thought the SAME 😆

    • @tcdahn7
      @tcdahn7 4 роки тому +2

      It makes sense to me.

    • @catdogmousecheese
      @catdogmousecheese 4 роки тому +35

      "But isn't a new moon a night when you can't see the moon so why would we be showing a picture of something you can't see at this time?"
      BTW, when I google new moon, it autofills with "new moon twilight" LOL

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 4 роки тому +10

      @@catdogmousecheese it doesn't do that for me so you must have googled twilight before

  • @DreddPirateRoberts
    @DreddPirateRoberts 4 роки тому +1347

    *"I'm pleading 'not guilty,' but there is a **_TON_** of video evidence."*
    He's so upbeat! LOL

    • @studentdrake
      @studentdrake 4 роки тому +19

      Who else want to see this evidence?

    • @davidk7529
      @davidk7529 4 роки тому +32

      @@studentdrake I'm sure it would make for a better love story than Twilight

    • @dave5857
      @dave5857 4 роки тому +16

      He knows that beating the case will be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @studentdrake
      @studentdrake 4 роки тому +16

      @@SquishyProductions but then he won't have enough money to buy canada.

    • @draconshot928
      @draconshot928 4 роки тому +2

      @@studentdrake buying Canada is super easy barely an inconvenience cause they just use monopoly money

  • @madwibble
    @madwibble 4 роки тому +1639

    So she did a back flip, banged her head on a rock and someone else had to save the day.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 4 роки тому +50

      If only she had broken her own neck. save the sequels.
      Instead of clubbing (with) the baby sequels.

    • @davidk7529
      @davidk7529 4 роки тому +16

      Not much of a main character, is she

    • @jlupus8804
      @jlupus8804 4 роки тому +30

      _Ah yes, the hero’s journey complete_

    • @abhi-wi2mj
      @abhi-wi2mj 4 роки тому +2

      ooooo i love this

    • @JJJBunney001
      @JJJBunney001 4 роки тому +2

      Sums up the series pretty well

  • @MasterTSayge
    @MasterTSayge 4 роки тому +351

    "I'M A WRITER"
    Funniest quote, Made my day!

    • @peterg76yt
      @peterg76yt 4 роки тому +4

      And Producer Guy "guesses" that Writer Guy "kind of" is.

    • @hillakatz5855
      @hillakatz5855 4 роки тому +1

      This was hilarious "I wonder if that completely unnatural thing to say will he relevant later

    • @pseudonymous317
      @pseudonymous317 Рік тому

      funniest part of the pitch meeting! although i think its all thanks to his delivery rather than the quote

  • @caseytodd7632
    @caseytodd7632 4 роки тому +928

    I want to see a Ryan George Pitch Meeting...
    ......between his parents
    *Ryan's Dad:* So you have a baby for me?!
    *Ryan's Mom:* Yes sir, I do!

    • @MJAYZ007
      @MJAYZ007 4 роки тому +9

      But they are app Ryan George

    • @Gilmaris
      @Gilmaris 4 роки тому +90

      Oh, new moms are _tight!_

    • @thomaspappalardo7589
      @thomaspappalardo7589 4 роки тому +12

      I endorse this message

    • @Cygnet13
      @Cygnet13 4 роки тому +67

      Why did I read both the dad and mom in Ryan's voice.

    • @caseytodd7632
      @caseytodd7632 4 роки тому +42

      @@Cygnet13 Its the natural thing to do.

  • @cro9909
    @cro9909 4 роки тому +390

    "Have you ever had a secret that you couldn't tell anyone?"
    "That's how all secrets work" LOL

  • @larakinan7081
    @larakinan7081 4 роки тому +829

    "Why?"
    "I don't know, but anyways.."
    This is exactly how I would describe all of the Twilight movies lol.

    • @markuhler2664
      @markuhler2664 4 роки тому +16

      @Gaius Wyrden nah, the books were worse because they tried to explain it. It's just a psychotic romance, heavy on the psychosis.

    • @justyouraveragecorgi
      @justyouraveragecorgi 4 роки тому

      @Gaius Wyrden I respectfully disagree - as part of the target audience when I read it, it was pretty bad.

  • @JohnCena8351
    @JohnCena8351 4 роки тому +304

    His proud "I'm a writer" at 0:42 caught me off guard. The delivery was perfect!

    • @simondepoot3077
      @simondepoot3077 4 роки тому +8

      I know! And his facial expression is priceless

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 4 роки тому +5

      being proud of being a shitty writer is TIGHT!

    • @itsthevoiceman
      @itsthevoiceman 4 роки тому

      It's like he took Chekhov's Gun super literally.

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 4 роки тому +2

      There was another Pitch Meeting where he did that but I can't remember which.

    • @PJ-lj3gm
      @PJ-lj3gm 4 роки тому +1

      hello john cena!

  • @THX11458
    @THX11458 4 роки тому +1043

    "It's like Romeo and Juliet, except just awful."

    • @ahmadhalimi
      @ahmadhalimi 4 роки тому +21

      R B1229 what?

    • @no-ko1mj
      @no-ko1mj 4 роки тому +1

      @@ahmadhalimi it's a quote from the video

    • @Dead25m
      @Dead25m 4 роки тому +10

      @@no-ko1mj Wooosh..

    • @ahmadhalimi
      @ahmadhalimi 4 роки тому +1

      @@no-ko1mj what?

    • @amorphoussolid8512
      @amorphoussolid8512 4 роки тому +8

      I came looking for this and was not disappointed. Cheers!

  • @partydean17
    @partydean17 4 роки тому +443

    This dude couldn't handle being around a paper cut and they regularly risked going to high school for no apparent reason

    • @patrickd8654
      @patrickd8654 4 роки тому +56

      As Ryan the Screenwriter would likely say: They don't go to school for no reason. They go to school so the story can happen.

    • @KhymChanur
      @KhymChanur 4 роки тому +17

      Oh, Meyer's has an excuse for that: Bella's specialness extends to her blood, which smells WAY more delicious than the blood of any other human, meaning that vampires with enough self control to keep cool when a normal human bleeds might not have enough self control when *she* bleeds.

    • @scienceface8884
      @scienceface8884 4 роки тому +39

      @@KhymChanur wait, she has unusual blood? That sounds like a medical condition.
      Does it smell sweet? Because that could be an undiagnosed case of diabetes!

    • @abboud6393
      @abboud6393 4 роки тому +5

      @@KhymChanur i think her blood only smells special to Edward, like it sings to him or something.

    • @captaingenius-o1c
      @captaingenius-o1c 4 роки тому +5

      as someone who will never watch any of these films, how are they STILL in high school when they are all 30 something...I mean hello,, 90210 called, they want their plot back...

  • @RadinV1
    @RadinV1 4 роки тому +617

    "It's like Romeo and Juliet, except.. y'know just awful"
    "What?"

    • @monicawism
      @monicawism 4 роки тому +5

      😅

    • @AnimeMasterManWND
      @AnimeMasterManWND 4 роки тому +7

      I mean to be fair Romeo and Juliet is also awful

    • @harls_974
      @harls_974 4 роки тому +4

      @@AnimeMasterManWND
      Wasn't Juliet 13 or 14 while Romeo was an adult?

    • @RadinV1
      @RadinV1 4 роки тому +4

      @@AnimeMasterManWND I wouldn't know, the only time I read it was during high school and I barely understood anything lol

    • @hopekeeley2122
      @hopekeeley2122 4 роки тому +4

      I Don't Care That You Broke Your Elbow they don’t specify romeos age but we can assume 17-19

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 4 роки тому +3063

    Every time I think the Twilight movies can't be any worse, I learn some new detail about them that proves me wrong.

    • @pyramidus
      @pyramidus 4 роки тому +23

      raydunakin I was about to say the same

    • @imsuperEEPY
      @imsuperEEPY 4 роки тому +22

      I feel the exact same way

    • @itriggerpeople4433
      @itriggerpeople4433 4 роки тому +88

      I to this day have no idea why so many women were into this corny, horribly written nonsensical mess. The torturing times of having to watch them with my aunt and granny haunt me to this day

    • @kissadev.
      @kissadev. 4 роки тому +14

      @@itriggerpeople4433 Man do that too when they were younger with some shows that shares such adjectives.

    • @misosalmonfromthecheesecak3387
      @misosalmonfromthecheesecak3387 4 роки тому +23

      Still a better movie than twilight

  • @LeAficionado
    @LeAficionado 4 роки тому +796

    When unnatural dialogue is used in a conversation, "I am a writer".

    • @sleeptilnoon1380
      @sleeptilnoon1380 4 роки тому +6

      Lord Mahaveer Maldonado is it possible to learn this power?

    • @scribblescribble
      @scribblescribble 4 роки тому +8

      @@sleeptilnoon1380 *Evil head turn* Not from a Producer Guy...

    • @shaunjimbangan1166
      @shaunjimbangan1166 4 роки тому +4

      @@scribblescribble But if not from a Producer Guy, then who?

  • @Merlincat007
    @Merlincat007 4 роки тому +164

    Werewolves: We're gonna need to get our shirts all the way off our backs
    Jacob: ok let me get that thing off!

  • @rachelppython
    @rachelppython 4 роки тому +205

    "I'm a Writer."
    "Wow I guess ya kinda are."
    Later:
    "I dunno, but ANYWAY"

  • @BahamianSpice
    @BahamianSpice 4 роки тому +242

    “He has muscles now so he has value as a human being and can be a love interest”
    *How Romantic*

    • @ladyvincenza
      @ladyvincenza 4 роки тому +2

      Callback to Ryan George's non-pitch meeting video about muscle building:)

    • @-hasamastersdegreeinwumbol8565
      @-hasamastersdegreeinwumbol8565 4 роки тому +1

      @@ladyvincenza what freaking video is this?

    • @lexagarvey6419
      @lexagarvey6419 4 роки тому +1

      How bad to the drawn on sparkle abs look, be honest?

    • @patrickd8654
      @patrickd8654 4 роки тому

      @@-hasamastersdegreeinwumbol8565
      "The First Guy to Get Ripped"

  • @MartianMothman
    @MartianMothman 4 роки тому +792

    “Very romantic, and probably infected!” -Ryan George

    • @boluwarin
      @boluwarin 4 роки тому +12

      We need this as a T-shirt

    • @davidk7529
      @davidk7529 4 роки тому +4

      @@boluwarin Absolutey... if only to joke that such a T-shirt exists.
      Not sure what kind of person would be brave enought to wear it around.

    • @dumbname939
      @dumbname939 4 роки тому +2

      Hey, hey, hey that wasn’t Ryan George that was Executive Guy

  • @wolfdeamon2475
    @wolfdeamon2475 4 роки тому +287

    If I saw a sparkling half naked man in the sunlight , my first thought is not vampire more along the lines of a lost gay parade attendee

    • @buskergirl
      @buskergirl 4 роки тому +13

      Thanks, you've just made my day 🤣

    • @sarasunshinemt4444
      @sarasunshinemt4444 4 роки тому +6

      Or proof that tourist spots will host raves even during the day.

    • @patrickd8654
      @patrickd8654 3 роки тому

      Best case scenario for the Volturi, Edward's stunt still draws unwanted attention to their castle.
      I seem to recall that in the book, Edward was going to go on a murder spree right outside their castle. As usual, book Edward is even more of a psychopath than movie Edward.

  • @mightbearer
    @mightbearer 4 роки тому +94

    "Hey Bella, have you ever had a secret you couldn't tell anyone?"
    "That's how all secrets work."

  • @anichka101
    @anichka101 4 роки тому +104

    Everyone remembers "super easy, barely an inconvenience" but no one remembers the "oh really" that always follows :(

    • @dancrane3807
      @dancrane3807 4 роки тому +4

      i've never noticed that. Now, I'll probably never not notice. Thanks, maybe.

    • @SydCar
      @SydCar 4 роки тому +9

      I also miss the:
      “If you say so!”
      “I do!”

    • @oskarhenriksen
      @oskarhenriksen 3 роки тому +4

      Oh really?

  • @shmooveyea
    @shmooveyea 4 роки тому +692

    Imagine a scenario where you're delivery a pizza to a reserve. A white girl approaches you and tells you to open the box, she then palms a slice and chucks it 15 feet to a blind catch from a guy working on a bike. Wow what a wild day for that delivery guy

    • @Bramble451
      @Bramble451 4 роки тому +49

      Yeah, what happened next is in a different movie.

    • @shmooveyea
      @shmooveyea 4 роки тому +55

      @@Bramble451 I would watch a movie about the rest of the Pizza guy's life after that moment

    • @khyronkravshera7774
      @khyronkravshera7774 4 роки тому +45

      I delivered pizza for 5yr in college and that’s nothing. I had swords pulled on me, crazy people ordering for their dogs and paying in silver bars, girls flash me and got 3,624 contact buzzes from the billowing weed smoke and that’s just for starters.

    • @Usedsuperagent
      @Usedsuperagent 4 роки тому +8

      I prefer the delivery driver that gets thrown in to the house to be eaten by a bunch of vanpires

    • @shondrea12
      @shondrea12 4 роки тому +1

      Useddragonborn The movie Vampires Suck. 😂

  • @CBM2MAX
    @CBM2MAX 4 роки тому +649

    "She's basically going to be comatose and expressionless!"
    "More than usual?"

    • @pvshka
      @pvshka 4 роки тому +24

      Lmao when they showed her in that last "will you marry me" shot, I was thinking to myself how there's literally no difference.

    • @imsuperEEPY
      @imsuperEEPY 4 роки тому +7

      Absolutely brilliant!

    • @NotSteveCook
      @NotSteveCook 4 роки тому +9

      That was the best line🤣

    • @nickmattio3397
      @nickmattio3397 4 роки тому +6

      “Is It An Inconvenience Yet?!?”
      -“Barely An Inconvenience At All!!”
      -“Well That’s Great Then!!!”

    • @mudalad122
      @mudalad122 4 роки тому +4

      Read this as soon as he said it

  • @loganbigmo
    @loganbigmo 4 роки тому +192

    I can't wait for the next three Pitch Meetings on this series. Especially the whole exec's reaction to the "werewolf falls in love with CG baby".

    • @tophatminion.7558
      @tophatminion.7558 4 роки тому +15

      Or the massive fight at the end that was all just a dream/vision.

    • @godemperorofmankind3.091
      @godemperorofmankind3.091 4 роки тому +15

      oohhh falling in love with a baby is TIGH-
      Do not finish that!

    • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
      @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 4 роки тому +3

      Me, too!
      I'm kinda hoping he mentions the book and how they will change it for the movie. In the book they all basically stare at each other for an hour and then it's over. Imagine our Ryan Overlords explaining why it will now be a dream! 🤣😂🤣

    • @screenwriterdave
      @screenwriterdave 3 роки тому +2

      I'm sure you've seen it since, but it's incredible.

    • @loganbigmo
      @loganbigmo 3 роки тому

      @@screenwriterdave I have indeed seen them

  • @mercylimpokhuwe
    @mercylimpokhuwe 4 роки тому +144

    Favourite scene
    PG: Exposing yourself in front of a crowd is tight.
    WG: Have you done that?
    PG: Yeah my hearing is next week, I'm pleading not guilty but there's a ton of video evidence.

  • @linusekstrom272
    @linusekstrom272 4 роки тому +59

    "Why?"
    "I don't know, but anyway..."
    That's Twilight in a nutshell right there

  • @melanieleblanc4562
    @melanieleblanc4562 4 роки тому +423

    "He spends a whole lot of time in the woods with muscular shirtless dudes."
    "I see exactly what's going on."
    "Yeah, yeah... he's a werewolf!"😂

    • @No-tg6ib
      @No-tg6ib 4 роки тому +7

      Lol

    • @kingjulien9525
      @kingjulien9525 4 роки тому +6

      That was there selling point, still laughing about that one.

    • @mex_I.M
      @mex_I.M 4 роки тому +3

      ram ranch

    • @theresacherco3503
      @theresacherco3503 4 роки тому

      😂

    • @davidk7529
      @davidk7529 4 роки тому +2

      Dammit, that would have been a _much_ better love story than Twilight...!

  • @sannh
    @sannh 4 роки тому +567

    "That's a textbook manipulation and abuse tactic."
    "Well their relationship is very unhealthy."

    • @primmoore6232
      @primmoore6232 4 роки тому +32

      Cross-reference the popular fanfic called "50 Shades" for proof.

    • @dannyakins8742
      @dannyakins8742 4 роки тому +3

      VERY True

    • @tangkhul_Tekken
      @tangkhul_Tekken 4 роки тому +9

      Textbook manipulation and abuse tactics are Tight!

    • @elovejapan7818
      @elovejapan7818 3 роки тому +1

      I imagine the psychology professors in college love having a go-to reference for toxic relationships in the book and movie

  • @sweetpary
    @sweetpary 4 роки тому +73

    "Rubs her open wound with a dirty, sweaty t-shirt" 😂😭

  • @FatherTime89
    @FatherTime89 4 роки тому +68

    “We’re going to call the movie New Moon and start it with a shot of the moon.”
    “But in a new moon you can’t actually see the moon”
    “Oh Whoops”
    “Whoopsie”

  • @hellothere2052
    @hellothere2052 4 роки тому +328

    It’s called new moon yet opens with a shot of the full moon?
    Yeah yeah yeah
    Isn’t that the wrong name of the moon...
    Whoops!
    Whoopsie!

    • @imsuperEEPY
      @imsuperEEPY 4 роки тому +1

      Twilight movies just get dumber and dumber

    • @justurlocaldepressedguy7224
      @justurlocaldepressedguy7224 4 роки тому +1

      @@imsuperEEPY truth truth even Robert Pattinson roasted them at the end of the next twilight movie they said Robert Pattinson officialy roasts the twilight móvies yes yes that actually will happen in the next twilight movie the end news report that Robert Pattinson has officialy confirmed that he roasts Twilight whole trilogy ohhhhh Memes on mom bring the camera thug life lol😂😂😂😂

    • @hellothere2052
      @hellothere2052 4 роки тому +3

      Peter Laan wow wow wow!

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 4 роки тому +194

    "Who answers somebody else's phone?"
    "Characters who need to create misunderstandings to drive the plot forward."
    Well, he's not wrong.

  • @kwaliw.9353
    @kwaliw.9353 4 роки тому +69

    "I'm a writer"
    "Yeah I guess you kinda are!"
    "Yea Yea Yea"🤓

  • @user-jz2bm4wz1g
    @user-jz2bm4wz1g 4 роки тому +82

    "She's basically gonna be comatose and expressionless"
    *"... More than usual?"*
    RIP Kristen Stewart

    • @NightCityDrift
      @NightCityDrift 4 роки тому +10

      More like RIP Bella. Kristen actually performs the part of a super generic teen proxy remarkably well. Both her and Robert know the films are trash. They just did whatever the director said and took home a paycheck like any other job. Both are actually good actors who have been paid for a lot of awful films.

  • @CyanSkyAnfall
    @CyanSkyAnfall 4 роки тому +32

    “It’s called ‘New Moon’ so we open on a shot of the moon”
    But... a new moon is...
    ugh never mind

  • @kjoc70
    @kjoc70 4 роки тому +15

    "Very romantic and probably infected."
    This quote perfectly encapsulates my days as a single man.

  • @igor_kossov
    @igor_kossov 4 роки тому +234

    "She's basically gonna be comatose and expressionless."
    "More than usual?"

    • @kobathedread
      @kobathedread 4 роки тому +2

      She is queen flycatcher in these films.

    • @lisamelroy2855
      @lisamelroy2855 4 роки тому +1

      "More than usual."

    • @carlosdrfx
      @carlosdrfx 4 роки тому

      Savage.

    • @markuhler2664
      @markuhler2664 4 роки тому +4

      Poor Kristen Stewart. She played Bella perfectly but I think it gave her PTSD & now every performance is like that.

    • @lisamelroy2855
      @lisamelroy2855 4 роки тому +1

      @@markuhler2664 Actually, I thought she did a really good job in Snow White and the Huntsman.

  • @jerryokazaki8626
    @jerryokazaki8626 4 роки тому +10

    I absolutely love the part of "Yeah yeah yeah he's a Werewolf, Oh I was way Off" literally rewatched this episode 5 times because of that moment

  • @DatsWhatXiSaid
    @DatsWhatXiSaid 4 роки тому +38

    Pattinson's line in "Tenet" - "I'll see you in the beginning, friend" - is by itself a better love story than "Twilight"

  • @ΑΡΙΣΤΟΤΕΛΗΣΛΑΧΑΝΟΠΟΥΛΟΣ

    "She's gonna be comatose and expressionless"
    "More than usual?"
    Accurate af 😂😂

  • @thespectaculargamernerd8114
    @thespectaculargamernerd8114 4 роки тому +75

    "Why does she-"
    *"IDon'tKnowButAnyway!"*

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 4 роки тому +1

      If that's not already a hashtag...

  • @ellwee3709
    @ellwee3709 4 роки тому +91

    The relationship between producer and scriptwriter is still a better love story than Twilight

    • @qiamylovestitch3570
      @qiamylovestitch3570 Рік тому

      You know what? I’ve seen this kinda comment under any animal mating videos. That’s how I learnt about Twillight basically.

  • @PeteMitchell_Maverick
    @PeteMitchell_Maverick 4 роки тому +88

    “Exposing yourself in front of a crowd is *tight!*

    • @lexagarvey6419
      @lexagarvey6419 4 роки тому +2

      The amount of drawing on that makeup team had to do on his abs, its funny to look at now

  • @PureFPSPwnage
    @PureFPSPwnage 4 роки тому +123

    This movie is even worse than I could have possibly imagined.

    • @patrickd8654
      @patrickd8654 4 роки тому +3

      You should see "Breaking Dawn Part 1." It makes "New Moon" look pretty decent by comparison.
      Not that "Breaking Dawn 2" is good, mind you. But if you can ignore the child-grooming part, it is at least marginally watchable.

    • @sunnylilacs
      @sunnylilacs 4 роки тому +2

      I’ve never seen this movie, yet when visited Volterra back in January, people kept telling me that’s where Twilight was filmed. I’m glad I got to enjoy the place without being tainted by memories of the movie. It was my favorite town in Tuscany (and I lived & studied in Florence)-just so beautiful, quaint, & surrounded by tolling green hills! I really want to go back.

  • @NewJerseyNets11
    @NewJerseyNets11 4 роки тому +6

    2:06 “And he has muscles now so he has value as a human being and can be a love interest” lmfao

  • @billc.2627
    @billc.2627 4 роки тому +85

    "Oh, it's like Romeo and Juliet except you know just awful." Just awful is the perfect way to describe anything pertaining to the Twilight series.

    • @thedestroyasystem
      @thedestroyasystem 4 роки тому

      Y'know something funny? My dad actually likes these movies and tried to convince me to watch them. How do I make him realize how bad they are?

    • @joshuastoute2402
      @joshuastoute2402 4 роки тому +2

      @@thedestroyasystem don't try, let him like what he likes.

    • @lisamelroy2855
      @lisamelroy2855 4 роки тому

      Actually, the soundtracks to the movies are pretty great, especially for New Moon. But that's about it.

    • @thedestroyasystem
      @thedestroyasystem 4 роки тому

      @@joshuastoute2402 it's not a real like "i love this", if it was I wouldn't bother. He hasn't seen Twilight in years, he just recently got into rewatching movies he's seen before with me.

  • @EMurph42
    @EMurph42 4 роки тому +58

    Dude I just discovered you, bc honestly I was always a little spooked by the eye thing. I’ve been laughing so hard I keep waking-up my husband. You are absolutely hysterical. The end

    • @Sly88Frye
      @Sly88Frye 4 роки тому +20

      You should find the actual channel that this man owns himself that goes by his name Ryan George. He does comedy skits where he plays everyone as well but he does more than just Pitch Meetings. Hilarious!

    • @CreationsByRachel
      @CreationsByRachel 4 роки тому +11

      Welcome to the Ryan universe your now stuck lol. Like the rest of us get ready to binge all of them. I suggest some of my favorites. "THE MEG" and "Transformers"

    • @EMurph42
      @EMurph42 4 роки тому +7

      Sly88Frye I will absolutely explore more, I’m just on a Pitch binge right now. Thanks for the recommendation

    • @nurse425
      @nurse425 4 роки тому +5

      Welcome aboard! Prepare to convulse with laughter! And also wonder why this channel bothers to have any other content, LOL!

    • @hutrod7721
      @hutrod7721 4 роки тому +5

      Then Ryan did a backflip snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day 👊

  • @yevheniishyshko7961
    @yevheniishyshko7961 4 роки тому +74

    "It's just like Romeo and Juliet, except... just awful." Right on the money!

    • @-hasamastersdegreeinwumbol8565
      @-hasamastersdegreeinwumbol8565 4 роки тому

      I love how the writer guy was just like "...what?" Like he couldn't believe how casually producer guy insulted him and then moved on.

  • @Lttlemoi
    @Lttlemoi 4 роки тому +1

    The dig at the New Moon title while opening with a picture of a full moon is too underrated.

  • @fiz4400
    @fiz4400 4 роки тому +36

    A old man with abs, a sweaty dog with abs, and a very bland girl that has no common sense and probably should have died in the middle of the movie.
    This is a thing.
    This is a love triangle.
    But I’ll stick with it cause MONEY IS TIGHT.

  • @feynstein1004
    @feynstein1004 4 роки тому +240

    Twilight saga:
    Bella visits the Cullens during her period
    The End

  • @David-qi1ys
    @David-qi1ys 4 роки тому +52

    Ryan: “See you guys on the next video”
    Me: shouldn’t it be “HOPE to see you on the next video”? I think it’s a bit cavalier to just assume that we’re going to- aw who am I kidding

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 4 роки тому +4

      At this point, he could say
      "As if you have anything better than my videos...see you next time 😁"
      Us: 😢 is he right?

    • @shorewall
      @shorewall 4 роки тому +1

      @@TragoudistrosMPH Textbook Manipulation and Abuse Tactic. :D

  • @fbi8237
    @fbi8237 4 роки тому +47

    How did I just realize that he has to watch these movies to make these videos, I feel bad for him now

    • @singhatishkumar
      @singhatishkumar 4 роки тому +4

      And I feel bad for you as you have to watch him watch the movie, thank you for you service agent

    • @fbi8237
      @fbi8237 4 роки тому +1

      @@singhatishkumar thank you

    • @eleethtahgra7182
      @eleethtahgra7182 4 роки тому

      @@fbi8237 You should watch honest trailer roasting twilight 1-4...

    • @fbi8237
      @fbi8237 4 роки тому

      @@eleethtahgra7182 I will thank you

  • @julianpagano1659
    @julianpagano1659 4 роки тому +105

    "Oh it's like Romeo and Juliet except... You know, just awful"

  • @user-cp5fr4dl4z
    @user-cp5fr4dl4z 4 роки тому +1

    we are two minutes in and there are tears in my eyes, this is my favourite pitch meeting yet

  • @CosplayingwithChad
    @CosplayingwithChad 4 роки тому +42

    I really want a shirt that says “the technicality’s of werewolf junk” lol!🤣

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 4 роки тому

      If it's gonna be on a t-shirt, we'd better go with "technicalities".
      Get all the way off your pack on that one?
      Or package.

  • @hutrod7721
    @hutrod7721 4 роки тому +217

    Let's just say he spends a lot of time in the woods with other shirtless men
    He's a werewolf
    🤣🤣😂🤣💀💀

    • @orgANGmo
      @orgANGmo 4 роки тому +1

      Grapplers: 🙄

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 4 роки тому +590

    Twilight
    It's like Romeo and Juliet but it's awful

    • @PaulRGiordano
      @PaulRGiordano 4 роки тому +9

      geardog24 "Wut?"

    • @commieRob
      @commieRob 4 роки тому +7

      I laughed so hard I woke my dog.

    • @BullScrapPracEff
      @BullScrapPracEff 4 роки тому +14

      *more awful.

    • @inky5574
      @inky5574 4 роки тому +6

      So Romeo and Juliet?

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 роки тому +17

      @@BullScrapPracEff Thank you. Romeo and Juliet is so overrated - it's not some grand, sweeping romantic saga, it's two selfish teenagers who are massively overdramatic when they don't get their way.

  • @skamusician
    @skamusician 4 роки тому +6

    everybody's just gonna ignore how perfect the "alright alright alright" was?

  • @HumpD624
    @HumpD624 4 роки тому +1

    Best pitch meeting in a long time, this might actually be my fav of all times, never seen a twilight film and love ever vid u make, this pace is just perfect

  • @williamthegreat2797
    @williamthegreat2797 4 роки тому +62

    "Funny thing about my back it's located on my Werewolf junk" 😂😂😂

  • @elvisdiaz2349
    @elvisdiaz2349 4 роки тому +46

    Can't wait to see breaking Dawn pitch meeting...
    -so Jacob is gonna fall in love with Bella's new born baby.
    -what?

  • @johnnybroeders4062
    @johnnybroeders4062 4 роки тому +23

    This means that Ryan had to sit through that movie, for that he has my thanks. It must have been not so easy and a bit of an inconvenience.
    Maybe next one do Tenet? :)

  • @theultimatereductionist7592
    @theultimatereductionist7592 4 роки тому +5

    1:45 "She's going to be in a sadness coma..." LOL!

  • @Blue.Diesel
    @Blue.Diesel 4 роки тому +2

    Amazing work on the cinematics, and you really nail the having a convo with yourself.
    Never feels like there is only one guy in the video

  • @thethingfromanother7118
    @thethingfromanother7118 4 роки тому +133

    Technicalities of werewolf junk? “Wolfman’s got nards.”

    • @EvilNecroid
      @EvilNecroid 4 роки тому

      dammit what was that from again
      i know that i know it but cant think of it

    • @retluoc
      @retluoc 4 роки тому +1

      @@EvilNecroid The Monster Squad, cult classic from 1987
      That scene was hilarious.
      "KICK HIM IN THE DORK, KICK HIM IN THE DORK!!!"

    • @1nceagin
      @1nceagin 4 роки тому +4

      @@retluoc I think it "kick him in the nards"

    • @markmcwilson
      @markmcwilson 4 роки тому +2

      Technicalities which were finally answered in the Wolfcop movies.

  • @TW2Vlog
    @TW2Vlog 4 роки тому +150

    Me, when the new Pitch Meeting is posted, thinking: *Okay! Okay! This time! THIS TIME! Pitch Meetings will FINALLY be boring to me! These won't be funny anymore!*
    Me, 6 minutes later: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Still loving Pitch Meetings over 200 episodes later is Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience!

    • @ManiacOfYouTube
      @ManiacOfYouTube 4 роки тому +5

      I never expect them to not be funny.

    • @poeterritory
      @poeterritory 4 роки тому +4

      I could be way off the mark, but I think it's because Ryan is a genuinely nice guy, and that translates to engagement well.

    • @TW2Vlog
      @TW2Vlog 4 роки тому

      @@poeterritory I think you have a strong point.

    • @remdvm3021
      @remdvm3021 4 роки тому +1

      So true!!

  • @asafupps
    @asafupps 4 роки тому +117

    Super pale, barely any pigmentation

  • @mungofinalfi4480
    @mungofinalfi4480 4 роки тому +2

    3:16 The way he delivers that line and his facial expression always makes me laugh so much. : D

  • @MrAndyf92
    @MrAndyf92 3 роки тому +2

    The Dazed and Confused reference is probably one of the best stealth jokes I've seen done in a Pitch Meeting 👏🏻👏🏻

  • @kendallburke2678
    @kendallburke2678 4 роки тому +35

    No joke I literally just rewatched the Twilight Pitch Meeting! Whoa

  • @insecdroid
    @insecdroid 4 роки тому +21

    Say the line Bart!
    Bart: Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience.
    YAAAAAAY

  • @TheAEWPhantom
    @TheAEWPhantom 4 роки тому +24

    This man is a genius

  • @LindsCat614
    @LindsCat614 4 роки тому +4

    I really hope you do pitch meetings for the rest of the twilight movies! These are hysterical!! 🤣

  • @jamesmccarthy6764
    @jamesmccarthy6764 4 роки тому +10

    "I'm a writer!" 🤣
    Has it been David Benioff making these pitches all along?

  • @drikali
    @drikali 4 роки тому +16

    Yeah because every time anyone sees a sparkly person, they go "ooh a vampire".

  • @kiwistudios9511
    @kiwistudios9511 4 роки тому +101

    Ryan’s back must hurt from carrying this channel.

    • @kingcynic
      @kingcynic 4 роки тому +7

      Congratulations, you're the 1,000,000, 000th person to make that comment.

    • @brianparent4023
      @brianparent4023 4 роки тому +4

      Michael Edwards still true. Made the mistake of clicking a screen rant video the other day “why thanos really won.” Answer? He’s suicidal. lol

    • @ActiumFilms
      @ActiumFilms 4 роки тому

      @@Onikage55 uhh okay but you know these pitch meetings poke fun at good movies as well as bad right? Not all of them are bad at all.

    • @rolandluth2098
      @rolandluth2098 4 роки тому

      it must hurt to read this comment on every video.

  • @JeremyWS
    @JeremyWS 4 роки тому +4

    At 3:55 you missed the perfect opportunity to say, "So the story can happen."

  • @jeffp7368
    @jeffp7368 4 роки тому +1

    I lost it at the pizza part. Crying laughing. “Who does that?”

  • @berengustav7714
    @berengustav7714 4 роки тому +1

    4:44: I'm dying!😂🤣🤣😅

  • @david2.065
    @david2.065 4 роки тому +12

    "She's going to be so sad-she's basically going to be comatose and expressionless"
    *"More than usual?"*
    3:18

  • @rachelclare5483
    @rachelclare5483 4 роки тому +11

    “Well that is very on-brand for her” 😂

  • @noxlupa2996
    @noxlupa2996 4 роки тому +20

    “Have you exposed yourself in public?”
    “I did, my hearings next week. I’m pleading not guilty but there’s a TON of video evidence.”
    But everyone in this universe looks the same, how do they know it was you? Can they prove it was you and not someone else? Like if Nurse Joy from Pokémon sold an illegal drug that increases Pokémon’s powers to an unhealthy degree they probably couldn’t convict the real nurse joy without calling Brock as a witness! (He can tell the difference somehow)

    • @demonzabrak
      @demonzabrak 4 роки тому +2

      It's because he chooses to not use his eyes, so identical appearances don't matter to him.

  • @samanthafisher3308
    @samanthafisher3308 4 роки тому +2

    5:19
    Wow...that’s some superb acting there lol

  • @janellemora1728
    @janellemora1728 4 роки тому +2

    I love these "pitch meetings" so hilarious! Please never stop making these videos!

  • @MrCtotheD
    @MrCtotheD 4 роки тому +4

    “I don’t know, but anyway...” needs to be a new catch phrase! 😂😂

  • @kenobibryant1637
    @kenobibryant1637 4 роки тому +47

    It must be difficult to do a pitch meeting for Face Off
    Actually it's going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @qzbnyv
      @qzbnyv 4 роки тому +2

      1990s John Woo action films are TIGHT

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 4 роки тому +2

      Ryan could show off his acting chops by having screenwriter guy and producer guy switch bodies and act like each other.

    • @kevinthetruckdriver353
      @kevinthetruckdriver353 4 роки тому +2

      @@pentelegomenon1175 - just like in the movie *"Freaky Friday".*

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 4 роки тому +1

      @@kevinthetruckdriver353 I wonder if Face/Off took inspiration from Freaky Friday?

    • @kevinthetruckdriver353
      @kevinthetruckdriver353 4 роки тому +1

      @@pentelegomenon1175 - from the 1976 original film?? Doubt it.
      Supposed to be a reboot being made of Face/Off.

  • @waywardmind
    @waywardmind 4 роки тому +33

    "I'm a writer."
    "Wow. I guess you kinda are."

  • @Vintage_geek
    @Vintage_geek 4 роки тому

    It is amazing how Ryan is able to keep these videos as funny and absolutely ruthless after so so many episodes... it looks like, for him, this is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @somebody787
    @somebody787 2 роки тому

    5:18
    Man when you cut it like that Bella's expression is kind of hilarious.

  • @RemodelMedia
    @RemodelMedia 4 роки тому +43

    More phrases I never thought I’d hear. “Technicalities of werewolf junk”

  • @daveyleeriot
    @daveyleeriot 4 роки тому +24

    Every Twilight fan:
    "It's not about the monsters; it's about the emotional complications of romance!"
    Me: Then don't bring monsters into it!!!!

  • @yassindiab6144
    @yassindiab6144 4 роки тому +45

    Joker: why so sparkly...Batman: because I'm batmaaan!

    • @Dystopia1111
      @Dystopia1111 4 роки тому +1

      Bane : "You merely adopted the sparkle, I was born into it."

  • @xanderx9988
    @xanderx9988 4 роки тому

    Man I love all the catch phrases especially “hey I’m gonna need you to get off my back” & “ wow wow wow wow

  • @QDWhite
    @QDWhite 4 роки тому +2

    Not to defend the movie, but I learned in first aid that the inside of a t-shirt is your best choice for an improvised bandage if you don’t have any actual bandage material handy.