Greg Fitzsimmons' Gig from hell & How to Fake a Dick Pic
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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2023
- Adam welcomes back Greg Fitzsimmons as they discuss Dianne Feinstein’s death and another
dog on one of Adam’s flights. Greg shares a terrible gig he had recently and the two make an
argument as to why handicap parking spots should be farther. Chris shares some California news
stories about the late Senator Dianne Feinstein’s replacement and fast-food workers’ minimum
wage raising to $20/hr. Lastly, the guys chat about a UA-cam prankster who was shot at a mall
mid-prank, America having to give back all of its pandas, and Target closing nine stores due to
retail theft.
PLUGS:
See Greg Fitzsimmons live:
Shirley, MA - Bull Run - Thursday
Manchester, NH - Chunky’s - Friday
Nashua, NH - Chunky’s - Saturday
And for more dates, go to GREGFITZSIMMONS.com
Check out Greg Fitzsimmons’ podcasts, ‘Fitzdog Radio’ and ‘Sunday Papers’, available
wherever you listen to podcasts
And follow him on Twitter, @GregFitzShow
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Adam and Fitz together... I could listen everyday.
Is Greg the old man that dances on the Six Flags commercials?
He’s the pillsberry dough boii
He’s bill burr on chemo
Either the old man or bald Bryan. Hard to tell.
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❤ Poor Greg, hits his knee on a fire hydrant 😂 Adam, you and Greg cracked me up. I love your stories... This is another great show 😂
hilarious episode! My fav is when you have a funny comedian on and you jus chat...you were on fire ACEman.
Fitz Dog! Love it when you’re on with Ace Man!
Fitzdog is always a homerun.
get it on!
Great Show Adam you had the perfect guest Fitzdod.
Fitz is a rock star!!!
Fitzdoggie
11:45 + " Good from far,
Far from good. "
Hahalol 😂
The same community that is causing the stores to leave will also complain about the area being a "food desert."
They’d probably spell it desserts :)
And they'll blame said "food deserts" on racial oppression and not on the actual cause: cultural degeneracy.
Finally, a normal episode
“Chick think” has so much truth. Keep showing us examples. There’s an endless supply!
BEST episode ever. Great job!
Funny how a country known for MS13 requires a booster shot for entry
HAHAHA hahaha, facts hahaha.
Fitzdog back again? Hell yeah, get it on.
Love Perros and Fitz!
Well I've been trying to get it on for a half hour, for some reason this one video refuses to play on the UA-cam app. Got it working viewing through Chrome. It is now officially on.
@@D-Fens_1632 Well get kicked off You Tube weekly for Facts or opinions!
Mandate: GET IT ON
From falling down?
You felt like you were at a civil rights march...
Fitz NEVER hesitates to bring the 🔥 fire 😅😅
The blue lighting looks excellent. Easy on the eyes. 👍
I live in Ossining NY, Phelps hospital is top notch, best I’ve ever been too, but a co-pay attached to everything in there. Expensive co-pays .
A text battle 😂😂😂
International dessert, Dutch apple pie with French vanilla ice cream 😂
I wish I had one right now
Great show gentleman.....Ace had Fitzdog cracking up and visa versa
Haha, Adam “ check your purse” 😂
Best podcast ever.... Greg is almost the best guest ever....
Pubes are the Parchment Paper of the hair family
Key lime pie and call it a day
I think all the baseball players hearing your softball metaphor feel blackballed.
That’s 7 plys of maple Ace Man
Them trying to calculate the numbers makes my brain melt. I think that I had a seizure.
When you trim your pubes, the end of the hairs are blunt with sharp edges. The long uncut hair is tapered & smooth, & uneven. Eventually the new cut ends with wear down & get more tapered, smoother, & will grow in different lengths.
Need this show everyday ❤
Great Fartsummons
Fitz Dog, employees/workers at hospitals wear different colored scrubs depending on profession, look it up.
They do at the college I work at.
Kudos to Fitzdog…not wearing a ballcap. 🧢
Good call back, Samoan guy’s calves
Back already? Did the Make A Wish Foundation grant Fitzsimmons two appearances on the show?
he's always on
My vote: should’ve said something innocuous to the girl after the Whoopsie, something like “you better grab that, someone could slip on it, I’ll take one and you take the other” and make it a team effort to find somewhere to throw it out. I wouldn’t go back later when you see the mom though, teaching moment has passed and princess wont grasp it, she already forgot all about it.
As for the butter, girls should know there is French toast butter, grabbed that THEN refilled from the back. It’s ridiculous you had to source your own. And no it’s not being difficult especially with your “allergy”.
Hope Fitz’ knee heeled up and I wonder how the hair dresser handles phone calls from her mobile on Doomsday. Fucking hilarious.
So, the question is, what are the chances that the guy whose wife Fitzdog reverse heckled at that club is going to hear the story Fitz just told?
Video trouble again...won't load....again?
What's up guys? I live and die for this podcast. Please fix asap
That's what she said
Adam has his own podcast site.
Greg aka bill burr through chemo
That’s who’s voice is on the box in Charlie’s Angels Hugh Hefner😂
Great advertisement Pineapple, the world’s stickiest fruit
around 40:00 so funny how Adam talks about haircuts with Greg "bald since 23" Fitzsimmons
Adam is a fucking national treasure
I worked at Guilford Connecticut McDonalds in 1985, approximately $3:50 an hour minimum wage
I worked at one in 1995 starting at $4.25. It was a big deal when I worked the closing shift that they bumped you up to $5 for. Those years there brought some of the best times of my life and some of the worst. It's very eye opening, I think all higj school students should be required to do a semester working fast food.
I bet you were worth every cent🥺
Took a job after retiring, it was the first time I ever worked for min wage. It lasted two years.
@@D-Fens_1632 It used to be pretty much that way everywhere.
Then one decade, maybe the late 1980s,
the "immigrants" took over and only hired from within.
Check that box😆
I remember back in the day... 80s 90s... seeing a HANDICAPPED person was like seeing a unicorn... *NOW* ... THE UNICORNS ARE *EVERYWHERE* ... 🇺🇸
Adam, you being a car guy should understand the Porsche in the handicap parking space is an emotional support Porsche that is also an indispensable component of the gimps physical therapy program🤔
How weird is it to pack your own shit.... That's what the stool pusher asked his buddy.😂😂
When are you coming to the laugh factory in Covina
A woman with 8 toes should get a discount on her pedicure
I’ve watched these women let their dogs lick produce at the grocery store
The worst is that it's not disabled people using the scooters, it's young obese people with nothing wrong with them.
People like pointy food. Pizza, dessert etc.
Just for brownie points, his old boss well he didn’t have any complaints Masonary man😂
I can work at In and Out burger for $20 an hour? Sign me up right outside USC
And $1000 a month studio apartment 😝
They never say if it's f/t. Most places are p/t at 20 to 30 hours. 5 or 6 days week. They aren't required to pay benefits for p/t jobs.
Since hearing the interview Greg did with Norm MacDonald, I've been a fan. The relaxed conversation style he uses paired with his ability to riff back witty jokes with his guests like two tennis players who practiced together for years volleying during practice. I'd like to shoot the shit with him for sure
Somebody had Hugh Hefner come in and take a photo shoot me when I was 18
I would find the guy who shot the guy innocent. He warned him. And some mentally ill person kept following him.
We all must admit. Fast food workers are essential. Pay the meter maids minimum and hook up our food servers. I'll make burgers at home before I buy one made by a robot.
SOOOOOOOO
I... apparently have have a long (CO@@) issue and if oil is used daring preparation...
It reflects upon when I had COVID19 In 2019, AKA ofcatory, rancid oil taste, however, effect when... I interact with food.
Speaking of Dianne Feinstein making it all the way to age 90, it occurs to me that an early death is not the only form of untimely demise.
I’m middle class and a comedy club is even beneath me. Never heard someone so proud of being a coward😂. “ I ran back stage, hid behind a pillar, ran away while injuring my knee before speeding away.” Jesus H. Don Rickles made a career out of insulting people. If they got in his face, he’d insult them even more. Old Don never ran and hid behind a wall.😂😂
Dogs only know food.
We should have been outraged at the burger advertisement lies many years ago. We are frogs in a pot, now nothing is true.
if the person who is standing is the one that gets to talk, does this mean that, because Im in a wheelchair, I have to become a mute?
There's always something wrong with an upper decker
Only a true artist would have no problem with automation. Artomation
Best divorce ever😂
I hate to disagree but lava cakes are amazing. I make an excellent one
is this video 360p?
Got lame?
@@Mic420m nope got premium & 4k guess they must have finally uploaded a high def one.
Greg, 50 yard Cutie!!
Small lightweight items above your feet are missile hazard. Anything on the floor is a trip hazard. Safest place for the dog is on the floor.
Why would I tell you about Michael😂
1:28:00 adam smells something lol
LOL, Biden spends so much time in his basement, they can tell him he won again and he wouldn't know the difference😂
Who in the hell else do you think
greg hasn't tried manscape
Corey Taylor you have a big mouth😂
One of the few comics on the ACS that I can stomach.
Okay, first time caller, long time listener. I'm coming from Adam's generation.....We really don't care. Especially at our age. I mean, we've had all the "great sex" we're going to have. It's all about conversation & not being an asshole at this point. And, who the hell is the 4th voice coming from off camera???? lol
I’m 50, so right behind ya.
Had to retire early and move to a small town. The single scene is what I expected, if they are single, it’s for a reason. Better than dealing with millions of people
Dawson
GRIDS
Gradual Infant Death Syndrome (Jonathan Katz)
been to a golf course lately??
Fitzsimmons look like a spider man villian
Kiss my grits
The way we have HUMANIZED animals is so sad... 🇺🇸
For scale there is a 8.5 inch wood ruler from Wescot (the old school wooden ruler company) that is marked is if it was 12 inches with the exact ratio width and length (ruler wise). Please do not reply
News flash: it's elected office. We are not getting the best person.
How bout just dip it in plaster and when it dries pour water in it and u use the volume of water as a measurement. Duh guys
I will NEVER listen to Chris Howard or Danny Larue's podcasts no matter how many ads they put on your show. I do not care what they think some guys are doing with a ball.
So your hair is longer on the side than the top
Tell me this isnt better than having Gina and Bryan there,,great show ACE
Whoever published Fifty Shades of Grey, and made a movie that’s plagiarism
FSU Brandon and Mutts Nuts, you still alive?!?
Pandas stink, if I get ahold of one it’s dinner time
FJB
Fitzsimmons.......AGAIN??....Jesus dude
Marianne Williamson for president. Check her out.
5/8 = .625
Come on ace, you bragg on your building skills. Do you know that 1/4 = .25 or that 3/16= .1875...
...gotta know you fractions as decimals man, that is if you gunna work with precision and accruing measurements
black woman in Gov
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