Greg Fitzsimmons' Gig from hell & How to Fake a Dick Pic

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  • Adam welcomes back Greg Fitzsimmons as they discuss Dianne Feinstein’s death and another
    dog on one of Adam’s flights. Greg shares a terrible gig he had recently and the two make an
    argument as to why handicap parking spots should be farther. Chris shares some California news
    stories about the late Senator Dianne Feinstein’s replacement and fast-food workers’ minimum
    wage raising to $20/hr. Lastly, the guys chat about a UA-cam prankster who was shot at a mall
    mid-prank, America having to give back all of its pandas, and Target closing nine stores due to
    retail theft.
    PLUGS:
    See Greg Fitzsimmons live:
    Shirley, MA - Bull Run - Thursday
    Manchester, NH - Chunky’s - Friday
    Nashua, NH - Chunky’s - Saturday
    And for more dates, go to GREGFITZSIMMONS.com
    Check out Greg Fitzsimmons’ podcasts, ‘Fitzdog Radio’ and ‘Sunday Papers’, available
    wherever you listen to podcasts
    And follow him on Twitter, @GregFitzShow
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 162

  • @FlokiPoki-we9gm
    @FlokiPoki-we9gm 9 місяців тому +13

    Adam and Fitz together... I could listen everyday.

  • @slayskool1964
    @slayskool1964 9 місяців тому +35

    Is Greg the old man that dances on the Six Flags commercials?

  • @dianalinscome5830
    @dianalinscome5830 9 місяців тому +16

    ❤ Poor Greg, hits his knee on a fire hydrant 😂 Adam, you and Greg cracked me up. I love your stories... This is another great show 😂

  • @minimaxrock
    @minimaxrock 9 місяців тому +7

    hilarious episode! My fav is when you have a funny comedian on and you jus chat...you were on fire ACEman.

  • @19Savage78
    @19Savage78 9 місяців тому +6

    Fitz Dog! Love it when you’re on with Ace Man!

  • @IMDunn-oy9cd
    @IMDunn-oy9cd 9 місяців тому +15

    Fitzdog is always a homerun.

  • @agoodplumber
    @agoodplumber 9 місяців тому +7

    get it on!

  • @richb313
    @richb313 9 місяців тому +7

    Great Show Adam you had the perfect guest Fitzdod.

  • @MrRatingz
    @MrRatingz 9 місяців тому +8

    Fitz is a rock star!!!

    • @Mic420m
      @Mic420m 9 місяців тому +2

      Fitzdoggie

  • @radonradon5478
    @radonradon5478 9 місяців тому +3

    11:45 + " Good from far,
    Far from good. "
    Hahalol 😂

  • @krazykkarl
    @krazykkarl 9 місяців тому +13

    The same community that is causing the stores to leave will also complain about the area being a "food desert."

    • @HWG-wm8ld
      @HWG-wm8ld 9 місяців тому +3

      They’d probably spell it desserts :)

    • @Gringo_Mayo
      @Gringo_Mayo 8 місяців тому

      And they'll blame said "food deserts" on racial oppression and not on the actual cause: cultural degeneracy.

  • @joe_higachi
    @joe_higachi 9 місяців тому +7

    Finally, a normal episode

  • @robertwylie7818
    @robertwylie7818 9 місяців тому +4

    “Chick think” has so much truth. Keep showing us examples. There’s an endless supply!

  • @incognitoguitars9999
    @incognitoguitars9999 9 місяців тому +3

    BEST episode ever. Great job!

  • @bradlafferty6076
    @bradlafferty6076 9 місяців тому +13

    Funny how a country known for MS13 requires a booster shot for entry

  • @D-Fens_1632
    @D-Fens_1632 9 місяців тому +13

    Fitzdog back again? Hell yeah, get it on.

    • @thomasgentry6201
      @thomasgentry6201 9 місяців тому +3

      Love Perros and Fitz!

    • @D-Fens_1632
      @D-Fens_1632 9 місяців тому +3

      Well I've been trying to get it on for a half hour, for some reason this one video refuses to play on the UA-cam app. Got it working viewing through Chrome. It is now officially on.

    • @thomasgentry6201
      @thomasgentry6201 9 місяців тому +2

      @@D-Fens_1632 Well get kicked off You Tube weekly for Facts or opinions!

    • @clevermissfox
      @clevermissfox 9 місяців тому +2

      Mandate: GET IT ON

    • @HWG-wm8ld
      @HWG-wm8ld 9 місяців тому +1

      From falling down?

  • @Mic420m
    @Mic420m 9 місяців тому +12

    You felt like you were at a civil rights march...
    Fitz NEVER hesitates to bring the 🔥 fire 😅😅

  • @Ken_412
    @Ken_412 9 місяців тому +1

    The blue lighting looks excellent. Easy on the eyes. 👍

  • @bradlafferty6076
    @bradlafferty6076 9 місяців тому +2

    I live in Ossining NY, Phelps hospital is top notch, best I’ve ever been too, but a co-pay attached to everything in there. Expensive co-pays .

  • @Mic420m
    @Mic420m 9 місяців тому +2

    A text battle 😂😂😂

  • @antlerking69
    @antlerking69 9 місяців тому +2

    International dessert, Dutch apple pie with French vanilla ice cream 😂

  • @mikemarfell6943
    @mikemarfell6943 9 місяців тому +1

    Great show gentleman.....Ace had Fitzdog cracking up and visa versa

  • @traciehedin8000
    @traciehedin8000 9 місяців тому +1

    Haha, Adam “ check your purse” 😂

  • @user-yy2bb6bi3z
    @user-yy2bb6bi3z 3 місяці тому

    Best podcast ever.... Greg is almost the best guest ever....

  • @bradlafferty6076
    @bradlafferty6076 9 місяців тому +1

    Pubes are the Parchment Paper of the hair family

  • @Mic420m
    @Mic420m 9 місяців тому +2

    Key lime pie and call it a day

  • @Choscura
    @Choscura 9 місяців тому +1

    I think all the baseball players hearing your softball metaphor feel blackballed.

  • @stevenguevara2184
    @stevenguevara2184 9 місяців тому +2

    That’s 7 plys of maple Ace Man

  • @dcpc5980
    @dcpc5980 8 місяців тому

    Them trying to calculate the numbers makes my brain melt. I think that I had a seizure.

  • @trishcooley5810
    @trishcooley5810 9 місяців тому +2

    When you trim your pubes, the end of the hairs are blunt with sharp edges. The long uncut hair is tapered & smooth, & uneven. Eventually the new cut ends with wear down & get more tapered, smoother, & will grow in different lengths.

  • @j.s.t.b.
    @j.s.t.b. 8 місяців тому

    Need this show everyday ❤

  • @powerofthetime
    @powerofthetime 9 місяців тому +4

    Great Fartsummons

  • @11UncleBooker22
    @11UncleBooker22 9 місяців тому +3

    Fitz Dog, employees/workers at hospitals wear different colored scrubs depending on profession, look it up.

    • @HWG-wm8ld
      @HWG-wm8ld 9 місяців тому

      They do at the college I work at.

  • @jimcraig8566
    @jimcraig8566 9 місяців тому +2

    Kudos to Fitzdog…not wearing a ballcap. 🧢

  • @bradlafferty6076
    @bradlafferty6076 9 місяців тому +1

    Good call back, Samoan guy’s calves

  • @Cletus_the_Elder
    @Cletus_the_Elder 9 місяців тому +8

    Back already? Did the Make A Wish Foundation grant Fitzsimmons two appearances on the show?

  • @clevermissfox
    @clevermissfox 9 місяців тому +2

    My vote: should’ve said something innocuous to the girl after the Whoopsie, something like “you better grab that, someone could slip on it, I’ll take one and you take the other” and make it a team effort to find somewhere to throw it out. I wouldn’t go back later when you see the mom though, teaching moment has passed and princess wont grasp it, she already forgot all about it.
    As for the butter, girls should know there is French toast butter, grabbed that THEN refilled from the back. It’s ridiculous you had to source your own. And no it’s not being difficult especially with your “allergy”.
    Hope Fitz’ knee heeled up and I wonder how the hair dresser handles phone calls from her mobile on Doomsday. Fucking hilarious.

  • @stevebakker6884
    @stevebakker6884 9 місяців тому +2

    So, the question is, what are the chances that the guy whose wife Fitzdog reverse heckled at that club is going to hear the story Fitz just told?

  • @brettmuir5679
    @brettmuir5679 9 місяців тому +1

    Video trouble again...won't load....again?
    What's up guys? I live and die for this podcast. Please fix asap

    • @Mic420m
      @Mic420m 9 місяців тому

      That's what she said

    • @HWG-wm8ld
      @HWG-wm8ld 9 місяців тому

      Adam has his own podcast site.

  • @codysmiff222
    @codysmiff222 9 місяців тому +2

    Greg aka bill burr through chemo

  • @vanessapanek9959
    @vanessapanek9959 8 місяців тому

    That’s who’s voice is on the box in Charlie’s Angels Hugh Hefner😂

  • @bradlafferty6076
    @bradlafferty6076 9 місяців тому +1

    Great advertisement Pineapple, the world’s stickiest fruit

  • @InglouriousBradsterd
    @InglouriousBradsterd 9 місяців тому

    around 40:00 so funny how Adam talks about haircuts with Greg "bald since 23" Fitzsimmons

  • @words911
    @words911 8 місяців тому

    Adam is a fucking national treasure

  • @bradlafferty6076
    @bradlafferty6076 9 місяців тому +1

    I worked at Guilford Connecticut McDonalds in 1985, approximately $3:50 an hour minimum wage

    • @D-Fens_1632
      @D-Fens_1632 9 місяців тому +1

      I worked at one in 1995 starting at $4.25. It was a big deal when I worked the closing shift that they bumped you up to $5 for. Those years there brought some of the best times of my life and some of the worst. It's very eye opening, I think all higj school students should be required to do a semester working fast food.

    • @Mic420m
      @Mic420m 9 місяців тому

      I bet you were worth every cent🥺

    • @HWG-wm8ld
      @HWG-wm8ld 9 місяців тому

      Took a job after retiring, it was the first time I ever worked for min wage. It lasted two years.

    • @WokerThanThou
      @WokerThanThou 9 місяців тому

      @@D-Fens_1632 It used to be pretty much that way everywhere.
      Then one decade, maybe the late 1980s,
      the "immigrants" took over and only hired from within.

  • @Mic420m
    @Mic420m 9 місяців тому +1

    Check that box😆

  • @Lilleybugglane
    @Lilleybugglane 8 місяців тому

    I remember back in the day... 80s 90s... seeing a HANDICAPPED person was like seeing a unicorn... *NOW* ... THE UNICORNS ARE *EVERYWHERE* ... 🇺🇸

  • @rupertsheldon7081
    @rupertsheldon7081 9 місяців тому +1

    Adam, you being a car guy should understand the Porsche in the handicap parking space is an emotional support Porsche that is also an indispensable component of the gimps physical therapy program🤔

  • @Mic420m
    @Mic420m 9 місяців тому

    How weird is it to pack your own shit.... That's what the stool pusher asked his buddy.😂😂

  • @derbydriver7431
    @derbydriver7431 9 місяців тому

    When are you coming to the laugh factory in Covina

  • @bradlafferty6076
    @bradlafferty6076 9 місяців тому +1

    A woman with 8 toes should get a discount on her pedicure

  • @cadilacdesert
    @cadilacdesert 9 місяців тому +3

    I’ve watched these women let their dogs lick produce at the grocery store

  • @patrickgoncalves3878
    @patrickgoncalves3878 8 місяців тому +1

    The worst is that it's not disabled people using the scooters, it's young obese people with nothing wrong with them.

  • @hearttoheart4me
    @hearttoheart4me 9 місяців тому +1

    People like pointy food. Pizza, dessert etc.

  • @vanessapanek9959
    @vanessapanek9959 8 місяців тому

    Just for brownie points, his old boss well he didn’t have any complaints Masonary man😂

  • @bradlafferty6076
    @bradlafferty6076 9 місяців тому +1

    I can work at In and Out burger for $20 an hour? Sign me up right outside USC

    • @joe_higachi
      @joe_higachi 9 місяців тому

      And $1000 a month studio apartment 😝

    • @WokerThanThou
      @WokerThanThou 9 місяців тому

      They never say if it's f/t. Most places are p/t at 20 to 30 hours. 5 or 6 days week. They aren't required to pay benefits for p/t jobs.

  • @rogue-like4life
    @rogue-like4life 8 місяців тому

    Since hearing the interview Greg did with Norm MacDonald, I've been a fan. The relaxed conversation style he uses paired with his ability to riff back witty jokes with his guests like two tennis players who practiced together for years volleying during practice. I'd like to shoot the shit with him for sure

  • @vanessapanek9959
    @vanessapanek9959 8 місяців тому

    Somebody had Hugh Hefner come in and take a photo shoot me when I was 18

  • @robtierney5653
    @robtierney5653 9 місяців тому +3

    I would find the guy who shot the guy innocent. He warned him. And some mentally ill person kept following him.

  • @gggawd6213
    @gggawd6213 8 місяців тому

    We all must admit. Fast food workers are essential. Pay the meter maids minimum and hook up our food servers. I'll make burgers at home before I buy one made by a robot.

  • @vanderhogie
    @vanderhogie 9 місяців тому +1

    SOOOOOOOO
    I... apparently have have a long (CO@@) issue and if oil is used daring preparation...
    It reflects upon when I had COVID19 In 2019, AKA ofcatory, rancid oil taste, however, effect when... I interact with food.

  • @davehconner
    @davehconner 9 місяців тому

    Speaking of Dianne Feinstein making it all the way to age 90, it occurs to me that an early death is not the only form of untimely demise.

  • @Sigmund1924
    @Sigmund1924 9 місяців тому +4

    I’m middle class and a comedy club is even beneath me. Never heard someone so proud of being a coward😂. “ I ran back stage, hid behind a pillar, ran away while injuring my knee before speeding away.” Jesus H. Don Rickles made a career out of insulting people. If they got in his face, he’d insult them even more. Old Don never ran and hid behind a wall.😂😂

  • @Mic420m
    @Mic420m 9 місяців тому +1

    Dogs only know food.

  • @gggawd6213
    @gggawd6213 8 місяців тому

    We should have been outraged at the burger advertisement lies many years ago. We are frogs in a pot, now nothing is true.

  • @ryanwheelscasten48
    @ryanwheelscasten48 9 місяців тому

    if the person who is standing is the one that gets to talk, does this mean that, because Im in a wheelchair, I have to become a mute?

  • @Mic420m
    @Mic420m 9 місяців тому

    There's always something wrong with an upper decker

  • @Mic420m
    @Mic420m 9 місяців тому

    Only a true artist would have no problem with automation. Artomation

  • @vanessapanek9959
    @vanessapanek9959 8 місяців тому

    Best divorce ever😂

  • @sarahanderson7156
    @sarahanderson7156 4 місяці тому

    I hate to disagree but lava cakes are amazing. I make an excellent one

  • @EricBullet
    @EricBullet 9 місяців тому +1

    is this video 360p?

    • @Mic420m
      @Mic420m 9 місяців тому +1

      Got lame?

    • @EricBullet
      @EricBullet 8 місяців тому

      @@Mic420m nope got premium & 4k guess they must have finally uploaded a high def one.

  • @mr.snicker-doodles7081
    @mr.snicker-doodles7081 8 місяців тому

    Greg, 50 yard Cutie!!

  • @MustangCoastie
    @MustangCoastie 9 місяців тому

    Small lightweight items above your feet are missile hazard. Anything on the floor is a trip hazard. Safest place for the dog is on the floor.

  • @vanessapanek9959
    @vanessapanek9959 8 місяців тому

    Why would I tell you about Michael😂

  • @heisenburg1144
    @heisenburg1144 8 місяців тому

    1:28:00 adam smells something lol

  • @jangrahame4891
    @jangrahame4891 9 місяців тому +1

    LOL, Biden spends so much time in his basement, they can tell him he won again and he wouldn't know the difference😂

  • @vanessapanek9959
    @vanessapanek9959 8 місяців тому

    Who in the hell else do you think

  • @emilylowrance7930
    @emilylowrance7930 9 місяців тому

    greg hasn't tried manscape

  • @vanessapanek9959
    @vanessapanek9959 8 місяців тому

    Corey Taylor you have a big mouth😂

  • @jchborg90277
    @jchborg90277 9 місяців тому

    One of the few comics on the ACS that I can stomach.

  • @nancyrautmann1636
    @nancyrautmann1636 9 місяців тому

    Okay, first time caller, long time listener. I'm coming from Adam's generation.....We really don't care. Especially at our age. I mean, we've had all the "great sex" we're going to have. It's all about conversation & not being an asshole at this point. And, who the hell is the 4th voice coming from off camera???? lol

    • @HWG-wm8ld
      @HWG-wm8ld 9 місяців тому +1

      I’m 50, so right behind ya.
      Had to retire early and move to a small town. The single scene is what I expected, if they are single, it’s for a reason. Better than dealing with millions of people

    • @madpriest7822
      @madpriest7822 8 місяців тому

      Dawson

  • @Tim_the_Enchanter
    @Tim_the_Enchanter 9 місяців тому

    GRIDS
    Gradual Infant Death Syndrome (Jonathan Katz)

  • @bobs5051
    @bobs5051 9 місяців тому

    been to a golf course lately??

  • @Bigjae99
    @Bigjae99 9 місяців тому +1

    Fitzsimmons look like a spider man villian

  • @happydog6537
    @happydog6537 9 місяців тому

    Kiss my grits

  • @Lilleybugglane
    @Lilleybugglane 8 місяців тому

    The way we have HUMANIZED animals is so sad... 🇺🇸

  • @jarredfradsham1329
    @jarredfradsham1329 8 місяців тому

    For scale there is a 8.5 inch wood ruler from Wescot (the old school wooden ruler company) that is marked is if it was 12 inches with the exact ratio width and length (ruler wise). Please do not reply

  • @fondofsauce
    @fondofsauce 8 місяців тому

    News flash: it's elected office. We are not getting the best person.

  • @julzee111
    @julzee111 12 днів тому

    How bout just dip it in plaster and when it dries pour water in it and u use the volume of water as a measurement. Duh guys

  • @dacrd
    @dacrd 9 місяців тому

    I will NEVER listen to Chris Howard or Danny Larue's podcasts no matter how many ads they put on your show. I do not care what they think some guys are doing with a ball.

  • @Dr650rob
    @Dr650rob 9 місяців тому

    So your hair is longer on the side than the top

  • @johnkasza2315
    @johnkasza2315 9 місяців тому +3

    Tell me this isnt better than having Gina and Bryan there,,great show ACE

  • @vanessapanek9959
    @vanessapanek9959 8 місяців тому

    Whoever published Fifty Shades of Grey, and made a movie that’s plagiarism

  • @Twobarpsi
    @Twobarpsi 9 місяців тому

    FSU Brandon and Mutts Nuts, you still alive?!?

  • @robertfrancois6064
    @robertfrancois6064 9 місяців тому

    Pandas stink, if I get ahold of one it’s dinner time

  • @cutndry4165
    @cutndry4165 9 місяців тому

    FJB

  • @quepingabrothe
    @quepingabrothe 9 місяців тому

    Fitzsimmons.......AGAIN??....Jesus dude

  • @ninajefferson4018
    @ninajefferson4018 8 місяців тому

    Marianne Williamson for president. Check her out.

  • @brettmuir5679
    @brettmuir5679 9 місяців тому

    5/8 = .625
    Come on ace, you bragg on your building skills. Do you know that 1/4 = .25 or that 3/16= .1875...
    ...gotta know you fractions as decimals man, that is if you gunna work with precision and accruing measurements

  • @defundisrael
    @defundisrael 9 місяців тому

    black woman in Gov
    😂😂😂😂😂🎉