TikToks That Made Schlatt Lose His Mind
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- Опубліковано 18 вер 2022
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this is a compilation of jschlatt reacting to tiktoks. a compilation of jschlatt reaction tiktoks. these are some funny tiktoks that actually made schlatt laugh!
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After his mind went lost through these tiktoks he went ahead and did something in the UK on September 8 2022.
But.. the shirt said he didn't...
@@alrightatgames the shirt lied…
@@Metrolikescheese Truly disgusting that some "people" would do this horrible thing
He did it on my birthday. Every birthday I will have to remember what tragedy happened because of schlatt
what the fuck are you talking about you sound like a dumbass little kid
You have perfected his thumbnail style, I thought this was a new schlatt video!
Well his thumbnails are the most simple things on earth
@@yeetyboi67 True.
dude what i didnt notice until you said so
The replies are proof people don’t know this is actually one is Sclatts channels
same
8:50 "What's the only part of a vegetable you can't eat?"
For those who don't get it:
The wheelchair.
9:00
I mean, the bones aren't easy to eat either...
@@oriontigley5089 True, true, I'd imagine it'd be like trying to eat rocks lmao
@@oriontigley5089 good soup
Yep, wheelchair!
Schlatt really perfected the system.... Makes one youtube video then reposts it to 3 separate channels.... Bam, three times the profit
This isn't his channel, its a fan made one who takes streams then edits them into highlights
@@PotatoLad430 I hope schlatt gets some of the royalties from this. bro literally downloads a video, cuts 10 minutes out, adds some captions then calls it a day
@@Jdawg0529 Doubt it, this happens to a lot of streamers and a vast majority would not pay or be indorsed by the streamer themselves
@@Jdawg0529 nahh, he defo knows about this channel but I think a lot of his group are aware of these compilation/'edits' channel, esp after the Lunch Club shorts accounts
@@Jdawg0529 i mean schlatts doing even less work to make these videos lmao
8:31 In Germany we have edible straws that work flawlessly. They're basically like pasta that's been reinforced with apple fibers. The company that makes them is called wisefood. They even sent us about 8 free packets that were "past expiration" with our order!
Thats sick
That sounds amazing
Talking about straws: I recently had boba tea withba bamboo straw and it was incredible. Lifechanging even. Those things don't get soggy, don't add any weird taste and they're environmentally friendly
Bamboo straws should replace paper straws. Can't be too hard to make either since there's already a lot of bamboo-made products
@@psycholamborghini4828 Yes, I truly do enjoy cyanide with my tea. Really improves the flavor, you know?
@@ItsDaNewGuy what?
@@psycholamborghini4828 Bamboo contains cyanide. That's like, the most interesting thing about it. Pandas are the only animal that can digest cyanide without dying.
@@ItsDaNewGuy Interesting. Cherry pits also contain Cyanide. I don't think there'd really be any danger at all to using bamboo straws, besides, the way they treat the bamboo probably removes anything that would be incredibly harmful to people.
7:52 he’s standing there like a middle aged dad
Schlatt understands the masculine appreciation of heavy industry and forging.
The captcha one was so relatable tho (also I really needed that last one)
I subscribe to the belief that captchas are just data mining for machine learning. By using them we are literally teaching computers to be human and detect human capabilities. That's why they get more advanced or vague.
Did you lose your voice doing captcha as well?
@@pongangelo2048 more like damn near broke the wall
@@TheReeShow well, it deters the more stupid bots
Captchas are so easy though, that guy is just blind
Fun fact about that pirate ship: they have one of those in south Carolina as like an trip for kids to shoot water at a guy dressed as a pirate named stinky pete.
thats what this one is as well, this one is in Hawaii, assuming it is, I went on it when i was a kid, kinda suprised its still there
bros tricking me into watching the same video twice and im actually falling for it
ive watched the stream the main channel video and this. 3 videos. and i watched the full length of all of them
Ikr
7:30 she actually said H-cup, equivalent to the American G-cup
Imagine the ammount of pain if you got caught in one of those crushing machines
Okay but it’s kinda sick going out like that
Just go in head first, won't feel a thing.
@@TheRallycore before it reaches your brain itd crush your skull so youd still momentarily feel it
7:53 What a distinguished gentleman
6:50 Schlatt's Mother on her way to the next client.
13:26 the most American thing I have heard all day.
I love watching “Schlatt” react to these TikToks
12:54 I started crying I needed that tbh
u prob just need some ram tbh
4:24 The fact I casually looked over at my watch/calender and it's fucking 9.11 today aswell, Im dying
can we please get someone to keep a record of this mans final wishes?? he says what he wants done every other video
schlatt turning into nardwuar @ 5:28
Hi schlagg I really appreciate all you do for your viewers at the ment sick with the flu, watching your videos has really helped me through the sickness. Thank you, schlarg
The very human guy could literally make the next saw movie 🤣
11:23 WHY IS IT SO PERFECT 😭
5:28 bros hitting the perfect nardwuar impression
4:30 what tragedy
The only part of the vegetable you can't eat is the wheelchair.
The punchline to "what's the only part of a vegetable you can't eat?" Is the wheelchair.
Wheelchair a vegetable??
@@howepellin Disabled people are vegetables
3:24 ohh so thas how nokias are made
Durability test:
I hope that Capcha guy is recovering after his nightmarish experience.
2:19 made me spit my cereal everywhere
That grinder reminded him of what he did to those innocent bystanders in 99'
6:00 I've seen way to many people fall into those to enjoy them anymore
7:52 That is the most "I just finished with your daughter, so now I'm drinking your milk" energy
My stoner friend had this wild idea that captchas were actually visual recognition tests for artificial intelligence, but it was easier to make hundreds of thousands of humans do the recognition for the AI and submit the correct responses under the guise of a small security feature.
Ngl sounds legit
2:02 bro somebody get mickey mouse an inhaler 💀
When schlatt does not post we got this as the second best thing
he did tho
@@boogieloogie3150 this is the shlagg account, if that’s what you mean
9:00 the punchline is “the wheelchair”
7:38 is that a jojo refrence.
1:18 Mr. Small had enough 💀💀
He sound like Mr. Steven Small from amazing world of gumball.
The same person that made recaptcha made the duolingo owl. He's always chosen violence.
chosen*
@@McBehrer yep
0:31 when schlatt's number got to 9 i though "no fkn way"
10:34 Big Guy dropped a fire tongue twister and expected us not to notice🔥
Rear corner panel of the wheel well
A place by where I live has some weird-looking biodegradable straws, but they don't ruin my drink's flavor or get soggy so I like them
Life hack: change the accessibility settings on the bottom left of the captcha. Sometimes you can switch to hearing and typing numbers (basically tell the robot you’re blind) and that version of the caption is easier to deal with.
imagine if you had this on in another tab.
“i ran into the back of a dodge caravan and killed a family of five.”
**national amthem**
Happy international Jshclatt day
i literally died of laughter
Rip
@@billcosby2132 time to go ham on those cold cheeks amirite
💀
R.I.P Bozo
did u meet the queen
Cant wait for ‘TikToks that made Schlatt Go Crazy’ to drop
10:29 im alive i had my seatbelt on
Schlatt does any unnecessary math.
Brain: fockin ANGR
"schlatt's" mind was already lost when he hit that family of 5 back in '99
I really enjoy "Schlatt" reacting to these
What a wholesome ending
R.I.P. SHAT
REST IN PETER
8:56
"What's the only part of a vegetable you can't eat?"
The wheelchair.
?
@@bluefireplayz6593 "vegetable" is another term for someone who is basically brain dead
4:53 Fuckin inline turbo charged baby 💀
2:30 Once again, you can find this red ship sailing the western coast of Florida. I’ve seen it many many times.
That last bit had me on the floor.
7:56 made me dying
dude that one where that guy was like saying nice things ACTUALLY MADE ME HAPPY BECAUSE I FAILED MY CHEM TEST TODAY AND I WAS SO SAD ABOUT IT
Schlong never fails to amuse.
we need to start doing what Italy is doing and use pasta for straws
"HE'S NOT GOIN FOR THE FISH!!"
12:48 timestamp Can’t have nothing in Detroit
How did that end on such a wholesome note my guy
Thats a baby gator, hardly a problem. Give him a hug 😂
Shout out to that last one, needed that.
I did the number thing at 0:50 and then I said 11 after schlatt said 9 so little joke for you there
thank you Nine_TwentyTwo
Paper straws wrapped in plastic... nice💀💀🤣🤣
2:52 they're going to fight a dark souls boss
The thing Schlatt said at the end is so true! Where I live a 90 year old woman killed a driver in a Dodge Caravan too!
These videos truly made
I love the outro music. God bless America
12:55
We all know that at least ONE serial killer has seen a video like that on Tiktok and they thought
"Maybe I am a human"
shlatt dies:cause of death being crushed by the glass thingy
Me watching my straw dissolve into the water as Taylor swift takes a 20 minute private plane ride:
5:09 wise words
Good to see "Schlatt" watching "Tiktoks" and not doing something else.
Aaand that is how I’m ending my night.
Shlatt impersonating motivational dude sounded just like Nardwaur
ngl i needed that bit at the end
7:25 .... I mean bro had a choice either never expirience it or expirience it now
He really needed to balance it out in the end huh 13:00
Considering the amount of 9/11 jokes with schlatt, I was slightly concerned when I chose my number as five...
The ending 😂
Bamboo straws are the best
it's incredible, how this long ago, when the video with the seal is playing (6:35) someone in the chat commented "PLAY TF2". it's a perfect coincidence.
the BMNG survival comments is so valid xD
As a native Wisconsinite I can confirm I have sold peanuts and have came back to the man.
He ripped me off, I (took) lost thousands of lives here
Fun fact: alligators can run faster then humans and can also climb up trees.....
It’s schlatt offering to help the walrus for me
i kinda like watchin' this little schlagg fella
I couldn’t stop laughing.
we need to send schlatt analog horror
Nah its good- love you jschlatt
i love you shlaggletin
There’s a straw called an agave straw. It’s a straw made from an agave plant and it’s as durable as as a plastic straw, and it’s biodegradable. :)
Watching this on the anniversary of 'the tragedy'
First video: remember the coffin meme? Yeah, fits perfectly.