Classic Norm. He could have delivered the same finish many minutes earlier when he first noticed serial killers are hasty about the grave, he could have said, "If I ever murdered a woman, I would bury her in a very very very deep grave". Instead, he inserts many minutes of dark contemplation, eventually getting to the same place. Reminds me a lot of the structure of the Moth Joke. Could be a 15 second joke, he made it a 5 minute story/joke.
Thanks for the tip Lucy, always had a bit of trouble with digging deeper graves for folks I've slayed in cold blood, turns out all this time it were those damned tree roots!
I'd highly recommend you check out Norm's appearances on Conan and Letterman. Some of the best ones are, 1. Norm's wife is a real battle-axe 2. Norm's midget story 3. The moth joke 4. Norm's scrabble story 5. Andy Richter the Swedish-German joke Also, Norm on SNL Weekend Updates!
If you haven't seen the the clip from Conan with Norm and Courtney Thorne-Smith watch it. I've watched it probably 20 times and I laugh my ass off everytime.
This was hilarious and it's even more hilarious because it is true about how some people actually are. It seems criminals in this fast paced world have forgotten the basics. Like if you see news stories or the dumbest criminals shows or the first 48, etc., they always make dumb mistakes. They always have their phone on them, not thinking like oh wait can all my movements be tracked, all my text messages read, all my phone calls brought up, and then they drive around as if they are unaware of how many cameras there are everywhere, they post on and use social media, they don't wear gloves or hide their face or change their identity, you see stories where people are pulled over for a basic traffic stop and there are hundreds of thousands or millions of dollars of cash or drugs or weapons or anything that they find, you have all that money and everything and you didn't think before hand like hey before we go out we should remember to check to make sure our head lights and brake lights are working, and we shouldn't speed?
I just found you guys 5 minutes ago. I go to your channel, and you’ve just posted a video on the best Norm Macdonald bit… literally 2 minutes ago. I am taking this as a sign, and I have now subscribed. I’m looking forward to checking out your backlog.
Norm was brilliant! I loved his lazy way of telling a joke & acting like he knows nothing but he was so intelligent well read but totally dumb with money! RIP Norm Mcdonald.
Idk if ya wife noticed but he did said he would bury her by the woods, not actually in the woods. Its just a remote area where nobody is at doesn't have to necessarily be in the woods, and if he constructed the shed he could just dig under the shed and bury her there I think that's why he said the shed so he can take his time and nobody will see him digging as well ijs 😆
Love the video guys!!! I was wondering if you could start putting a link in the description to the video you are watching? If not that's cool. It would just make it easier to find. Again, love your videos!
What's the best about Norm is often what he DOESN'T say. Like the implications. Women playing basketball, "which is fine, nowadays". And she would emerge with her "ridiculous, three-colored ball". It's the little things he just throws in on the side. MIss him.
Oh, I'm watching. 😏 And I have a tip for you as well. Dig your graves at least 6 feet deep. Then dispose your body in there and fill it up until your are left with 2 feet. Then put a dead dog in there before filling it up completely. This way you don't even have to worry about police dogs finding the grave. The police won't suspect anything, when they dig it up and only find a dead dog inside. They won't dig there any further.
I don't know why but every time I hear him say "Through sheer tyranny of will" I burst out laughing.
That line always gets me
Agreed
She didn't have a fuxking light or nothing
Norm was a master at meticulously crafting a story designed to look like he’s making it up as he goes along.
he is classic old school funny comedian. he is before my time, but i was glag to see him as a mid 80's baby. RIP one of the greats
Classic Norm. He could have delivered the same finish many minutes earlier when he first noticed serial killers are hasty about the grave, he could have said, "If I ever murdered a woman, I would bury her in a very very very deep grave". Instead, he inserts many minutes of dark contemplation, eventually getting to the same place. Reminds me a lot of the structure of the Moth Joke. Could be a 15 second joke, he made it a 5 minute story/joke.
Ridiculous 3 coloured ball. 🤣
Most underrated line in the whole story! Kills me every time.
@Will Muny it was those small realizations, that made his comedy so genius.
Thanks for the tip Lucy, always had a bit of trouble with digging deeper graves for folks I've slayed in cold blood, turns out all this time it were those damned tree roots!
🤣🤣🤣
I love seeing people react to this Norm was amazing ❤️
Norm's bit on alcoholism is another must listen to.
I'd highly recommend you check out Norm's appearances on Conan and Letterman. Some of the best ones are,
1. Norm's wife is a real battle-axe
2. Norm's midget story
3. The moth joke
4. Norm's scrabble story
5. Andy Richter the Swedish-German joke
Also, Norm on SNL Weekend Updates!
If you haven't seen the the clip from Conan with Norm and Courtney Thorne-Smith watch it. I've watched it probably 20 times and I laugh my ass off everytime.
Here's the link ua-cam.com/video/bKmadR4Ye54/v-deo.html
Professor of Logic
This was hilarious and it's even more hilarious because it is true about how some people actually are. It seems criminals in this fast paced world have forgotten the basics. Like if you see news stories or the dumbest criminals shows or the first 48, etc., they always make dumb mistakes. They always have their phone on them, not thinking like oh wait can all my movements be tracked, all my text messages read, all my phone calls brought up, and then they drive around as if they are unaware of how many cameras there are everywhere, they post on and use social media, they don't wear gloves or hide their face or change their identity, you see stories where people are pulled over for a basic traffic stop and there are hundreds of thousands or millions of dollars of cash or drugs or weapons or anything that they find, you have all that money and everything and you didn't think before hand like hey before we go out we should remember to check to make sure our head lights and brake lights are working, and we shouldn't speed?
@@RmnGnzlz is that you tom segura?
@@oak7746 😂😭☠️
I just found you guys 5 minutes ago. I go to your channel, and you’ve just posted a video on the best Norm Macdonald bit… literally 2 minutes ago.
I am taking this as a sign, and I have now subscribed.
I’m looking forward to checking out your backlog.
Welcome aboard!
Norm was a workaholic...
he did a lot of workahol.
This is my favorite stand up ever!
Norm was a big fan of Dangerfield
That's 12 minutes of your life you'll never get back! His turtle joke is pretty good too, and the moth joke.
We did the moth joke 😁
ua-cam.com/video/DIsgBAXQxR4/v-deo.html Here you go! The turtle joke. :)
Norm was brilliant! I loved his lazy way of telling a joke & acting like he knows nothing but he was so intelligent well read but totally dumb with money! RIP Norm Mcdonald.
Man. I miss Norm so much....
Watch his stand up on Alcoholism
Norm was so funny. Miss him much.
I'm ready with popcorn.. popcorn! Roflcopter.... Me too.... Haha... Fuck!
Tree roots...I'm with ya...That's why I prefer open cornfields.
Idk if ya wife noticed but he did said he would bury her by the woods, not actually in the woods. Its just a remote area where nobody is at doesn't have to necessarily be in the woods, and if he constructed the shed he could just dig under the shed and bury her there I think that's why he said the shed so he can take his time and nobody will see him digging as well ijs 😆
Love the video guys!!! I was wondering if you could start putting a link in the description to the video you are watching? If not that's cool. It would just make it easier to find. Again, love your videos!
thanks for the tree root tip.
Brilliant
Could you guys please do Joey Diaz One Legged Woman.. .. thanks and I'm subscribed love ya..
super Norm. you should also check Doug Stanhope, if you don't know him. he is very good.
Yes! Such an underappreciated comic because he stayed too dark and real
“Disenfranchised, angry young men? “That’s my demographic. F- off, ISIS! I’m working this corner.”
ua-cam.com/video/hY3W9Z4bdS8/v-deo.html one of his brutal bits, if you wanna check Doug out
What's the best about Norm is often what he DOESN'T say. Like the implications. Women playing basketball, "which is fine, nowadays". And she would emerge with her "ridiculous, three-colored ball". It's the little things he just throws in on the side. MIss him.
Oh, I'm watching. 😏
And I have a tip for you as well. Dig your graves at least 6 feet deep. Then dispose your body in there and fill it up until your are left with 2 feet. Then put a dead dog in there before filling it up completely. This way you don't even have to worry about police dogs finding the grave. The police won't suspect anything, when they dig it up and only find a dead dog inside. They won't dig there any further.
Lucy there saying "too many tree roots" after Norm says shallow grave 🤨
👩🦰- 🤣 It's not easy to dig in the woods.
RiP norm'
My favorite is his Germany Joke on Letterman.
at around 10:23 you realize that lucy is not dead. i was kinda worried.
R.I.P. Norm, I miss that old chunk of coal.
This is the gayest thing I’ve ever said in my life, and I totally embrace it: You guys are so beautiful.
Thank you Dizzy 😊🍻
The Best
So you'rer saying I should bring more tools?
Bring a Sawzall
Pro tip!😂🤣
Definitely sound canadian
great vid! subbed
Awesome thank you!
Dave Chappelle
More Andrew Shultz. Theres a YT video of his standup when a person passes out in the audience.
Watched
Look up this isnt happening Joey diaz
I love his subtle digs at the WNBA that come out of nowhere.