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@@Matthew-3939 Well no shit, took three major world powers to take over the Polish Lithuanian Commonwealth. Also the Winged Hussars were outdated at that time
Hussars werent overrated they had great equipment and had good tactics. They also were a bit outdated at the time. Also i reccomend Husaria polimaty it's video about hussars and if they were really that strong
@Johnson Adam If you're talking about 1683 then i guess you're right,but sultan Mustafa ll who came after Mehmed lV (or Ahmed II,correct me if i'm wrong)proved to be a somewhat strong sultan. But if the ottomans gained victory in Vienna 1524 then that would've been it for the Europeans.
It's so good to be polish just to understand all the sounds in this video. Except russian we don't speak the same language XD Zajebisty film Pozdrawiam kurwa!!!!
@@bismarckbismarck6352 try learn about history of europe ..you can see there s no Poland defeated in big wars by only one country at the time, always 2 or more.. Start thinking
@@bartekmucha2684 what about Polish-Swedish War (1621-1625), Polish-Swedish War of 1626-1629, Russo-Polish War (1654-1667), Bar Confederation 1768-1772, Polish-Russian War of 1792?
Appreciate the song in Lithuanian about cutting down all the Swedes as accompaniment for Winged Hussar carnage. REPUBLIC OF BOTH NATIONS, not polish commonwealth.
"The Average Polish Mount and Blade Experience", 6:40 Lithuanian folk song in a background, Lithuanian banner on troops, Polish winged hussars armour. Too accurate, Koifish, too accurate.
In my Polish Campaign I never knew to hate a unit like I hated an enemy Swedish Reutier. Those bastards were, mounted, had a ranged attack, a decend sword, and were heavily armored enough they just refused to die.
Whenever i play with fire and sword, usurp the tzars Throne and try to conquer poland i shiver in fear at tbe sight of These winged behemoths. The cossacks and turks are fairly easy but poland....oh boy
He isn't serious,maybe it's sarcastic joke on mistaking Russian's with poles,plus fire and sword had the cossack hetmanate and muscovy,so you could've heard russian battlecry's,shouting and wheeping.
@@azizbey4334 I like Russian history where the peasants were likely to win against well trained knights XD. They have some angry farmers and second wave feminist there
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So now koifish has dlcs? Great.
who gave him the idea to play paradox games in the first place?
What kind of music in the video?
I'm from Poland, your video is very unfair.
>play as polak
>not naming ur character as Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
Dude I see what you did there
Haha yes, zgadza się!
Thanks ,I can just copy it for my new teutonic wars mod
Jestem Polakiem
@@pawewegrzynek3695 tak i nikogo to nie obchodzi
Any army *exists*
Winged Hussars : *No*
Hussar is not that great tho. So overrated..
Austria, Prussia and Russia: "allow us to introduce ourselves"
@@Matthew-3939 Well no shit, took three major world powers to take over the Polish Lithuanian Commonwealth. Also the Winged Hussars were outdated at that time
Hussars werent overrated they had great equipment and had good tactics. They also were a bit outdated at the time. Also i reccomend Husaria polimaty it's video about hussars and if they were really that strong
It was a Meme, chill man, I didn’t meant it bad, It was simply a joke. Don’t take it seriously.
When you are about to finally pass a new law after 3 months session, but somebody yells "veto"
That's how Poland worked
@@jakubpodles538 """worked"""
@@KerianRegis Liberum veto is no more these days, so...
@@jakubpodles538 well yes, but actually no
@@jakubpodles538 thats how Poland still is
I'm a simple Hungarian, I see Poland I click like
O hi there random hungarian dud.
I'm a simple Pole, I see a Hungarian on the Internet, I give him a like
Én is magyar vagyok :D
I'm a simple Pole, I see Hungarian I eat lecho
I love you brother
Missed opportunity to make end-of-video quote a "THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED" joke.
0/10
He kinda messed up the quote, It's from his The Average Trader Experience video xd
THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!!
Hello fellow christian brother!
Wait what?!
Hail from Canada my fellow brother of the Sabaton warriors
No Sabaton in this video... Dislike
WE REMEMBER
IN SEPTEMBER
How will you stop the Turks dominating Western Europe?
Winged Hussars: *Yes*
@Johnson Adam
If you're talking about 1683 then i guess you're right,but sultan Mustafa ll who came after Mehmed lV (or Ahmed II,correct me if i'm wrong)proved to be a somewhat strong sultan.
But if the ottomans gained victory in Vienna 1524 then that would've been it for the Europeans.
Heilige jezus je bent het nog echt hé? Geen nepperd?! XD
@@ObliviAce Tuurlijk ben ik het ;)
It's so good to be polish just to understand all the sounds in this video. Except russian we don't speak the same language XD Zajebisty film Pozdrawiam kurwa!!!!
Pozdrawia means welcome or hello or something like this, right? I think so because the Casimir III was always saying this in Civilization V lol
There was quite a bit Lithuanian too
@@ozguraydins it's a greeting
Pozdrawiam means „Greetings”
its true us polish people can be a match to florida men
"Yeah, polish build is good"
*Makes Ukrainian haircut*
Рома Папка actually that Was Polish -Lithuanian style of haircut. 👌
PS: I mean Commonwealth 😃
@@dominikmichalik9412 That was typical cosak style hair.
@@Vatras888 Many Polish Lithuanian nobles had this too and they were not from Ukraine :pp
@@Vatras888 it's a stereotype
Рома Папка Ukrainians are Russians btw .
"Pole Ack" I'm already in tears laughing.
Pol/ ack
A missed opportunity to include *The Food Emperor*
A Swedish cooking youtuber who swears in polish a lot.
Had a Polish friend once, can confirm they're like this half of the time
Once? What happened to your Polish friend?
Still waiting for updates
Your Polish friend was a mild one then xd
Everybody gangsta untill polak says: *kurwa*
Kurrwa
Czech: Kurva!
A weee bit too much russian for a polish expirience
Yeah the it's my life russian edition at 5:12 is not exactly polish.
@@marconapolitano2821 It's Ukrainian, actually. Selo i Ludy basically does covers of American songs.
@@Userius1 Still not Polish :P
User To compare a polish person to Ukrainians is the last thing you should do
@@antares4830 I know I am Polish myself
6:35 Thats some good Lithuanian music
Start the drum of the battle hour
What's the name of it?
@@avi6480" Och droga jarzebino'' Battle song
@@solejuk9722 Dzięki stary!
Szukałem tego kilka ostatnich miesięcy.
Pozdro!
@@szydlo94 Spoko
Polish partisans defeating Nazi forces (1943 colorized)
Thank you Koifish Koifishowicz
-A Polock
More like Koifishewski
6:40 a Lithuanian song (Ugniavijas - Oi Šermukšnio) :D Rzeczpospolita
is alive and stronk
@Pasha Staravoitau How can nationalists dream of a international federation ?
@@dominikdobrowolski3908 easy, make it like Britain.....
Or BYZANTIUM!!!!!
@Pasha Staravoitau believe me..it going to happen soon ..Poles gives it 10 years.. Then everybody see..now they don't believe, What makes it easier
@Pasha Staravoitau Fantasy of fucking nationalists? Are you insane?
@Pasha Staravoitau just another stupid Belorus...
6:34
Ah, the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth song. I was waiting for it to show up, one of my all time favorite slavic songs.
What's the name of the song? Please
@@guilhermecruz1816 search Polish-Lithuanish Commonwealth
@@g.potstra8318 Lithuanian language ain't Slavic, it's Baltic.
@@TitasRs It sounds beatiful tho.
@@ВиталийКотиков-т5э Thanks, that one is great war song.
You fought like real Mr. Wołodyjowski, respect to you brave warrior.
Mr Wołodyjowski XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@@ruster2230 Bro you good?
Polish experience:
Cossak hairstyle + hat of moskow warriors + polish armor + tatarian shield.
Неплохая попытка, но нас не проведешь...
I love your choice of Lithuanian music at the end :)
name of song?
@@huczin1584 oi sermuksnios
So weird to listen Lithuanian in this channel
@@DemonRazor88 Thank you :)
I think it was also included in some mod.
"THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED"
no one:
poles: we have WINGS
And horses
Its funny cuz song at the end is about how Poles won with Swedish
But Sweden dominated Poland?
@@bismarckbismarck6352 Yes but no
@@bismarckbismarck6352 Well yes but actually no
@@bismarckbismarck6352 try learn about history of europe ..you can see there s no Poland defeated in big wars by only one country at the time, always 2 or more.. Start thinking
@@bartekmucha2684 what about Polish-Swedish War (1621-1625), Polish-Swedish War of 1626-1629, Russo-Polish War (1654-1667), Bar Confederation 1768-1772, Polish-Russian War of 1792?
Should have name your guy Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
XD
How do you pronounce that?
Im just curious
LOL I get it.
Cuz he doent know polish names
@@countberanz4353 you pronounce it Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
How to describe Poland and Czech Republic
" *KURWAAAAAAA* "
But dude what about the Silesians?
@@kingamichalik2825 Pierůn?
@@kingamichalik2825 There aren't silesians, just Poles
@@rozpendol9465 In the modern day, yes
That final shot was one of the most epic things I have seen in history
Can't wait for XVII century Bannerlord mods
The Deluge warband mod makers confirmed that they will release also for Bannerlord.
@@mikoajcybulski9533 Fuck yeah, can't wait for that sexy Hussar armor in that mod.
@@g.potstra8318 You can pierce those armour with some wine and music
@@mikoajcybulski9533 it was multiplayer tho
@@mikoajcybulski9533 Did they make mention of date?
*tries not to sing Winged Hussars*
Can’t hold
THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
Nobody:
Swedish Stereotypes: "I hail from the far isles of Ikea!"
💪🏻Ikea
U remember hussars have +99 to attack :D
I expected to hear Winged Hussars - Sabaton
@Neb The sabaton song is historically accurate.
Sermuksnio is good, yes but the hardbass was just awful.
POLAND STRONK I BLESS THIS VIDEO MY FRIEND
7:40 just don't say anything let him have his moment
Kicked all the Swedes out?
@@remainingknight8339 winged hussars attacking a castle? There cav
@@windex1613 Ah! yes of course.
And you missed the opportunity to play Winged Hussars from Sabaton...
This is a authentic, non-fiction recreation of my ancestors daily life
Ah my fatherland, greetings to all slavic brothers!
Greetings Przyjacielu!
Late Boi is late.
Just like when the Hussars arrived a bit too late.
Mount and Blade Cossack experience
Koifish share the secret of your Amazing Country Roads Mix, where is it From and WHO MADE IT?
Hmm that track in 2:00 sounds familiar
WFAS WFAS WFAS WFAS, MORE WFAS!
Also, for do the true polish experience, you should do the deluge story line
For some reason, even while watching a meme video, i love the fact that you used Oi Šermukšnio in your video.
It's funny watching this as a Polish person.
,, Oj jarzębino , jarzębino , gdzie żeś ty wyrosła ,,
One advice - in Poland we don’t listen to hardbass like this is stereotype in Russia :)
But we have so called "disco polo" instead :/
Another sunny Martin oczywiście, ale to nie hardbass :)
Kto słucha ten słucha :p
A gimnazjum?
@@tymlotek3770 a kurwa przedszkola?
Finally some attention for the best Mount & Blade.
I HAVE ASCENDED, THANK YOU KOIFISH
Us ottoman arrived to vienna and
THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVE
Appreciate the song in Lithuanian about cutting down all the Swedes as accompaniment for Winged Hussar carnage.
REPUBLIC OF BOTH NATIONS, not polish commonwealth.
Is there a weird rock version of it? And either waynot what's the name?
"The Average Polish Mount and Blade Experience", 6:40 Lithuanian folk song in a background, Lithuanian banner on troops, Polish winged hussars armour. Too accurate, Koifish, too accurate.
Actually that was Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth war song, so well, he wasn't really that far away with it
@@diegostach9563 that song is actually about the Lithuanian hussars beating up swedes so it probably was created in that war.
When the winged Hussars arrived the Koifish fly
I was waiting for that Swedish Chef reference 😂😂🤣🤣
6:45 xD when you hear Lithuanian music :3
Oi Sermuksnio is a great song! Just like Oi ką kalba and o kai saulute tekejo
Props from Pommerania, Long live Balts
Fun fact: The lances of the hussars were longer than pikes
they were also hollowed out, because no human being can reasonably carry a giant ass lance like that, especially not on horseback and with one hand
Koifish just HAPPENS to upload the EXACT SAME video on the SAME day as Simo, huh?
Have we ever seen them in a room at the same time???
Most likely
Oh man, loved that Sienkewicz homage
As a Swede myself, I was very emotionally moved during the Swedish portion of the video, I rate 10/Meatballs
In my Polish Campaign I never knew to hate a unit like I hated an enemy Swedish Reutier. Those bastards were, mounted, had a ranged attack, a decend sword, and were heavily armored enough they just refused to die.
great video
even though i havnt seen it XD
that song at the end is one of my favorite songs
Could you tell me the title man? I really liked it as well, want to find it out on youtube.
@@erethon9467 it's a lithuanian song called oi šermukšnia
@@alexfeder9328 Thanks!
@@erethon9467 ua-cam.com/video/azh5SPmcJ_A/v-deo.html
I'm gonna need those clips of angery Polish yelling and those beautiful songs played during Swede removal. Thanks brołski!
And then you get assassinated before becoming king.
nice audio at 4:45 - 5:40
whats the song?
Less Warband, more Sound Guy!
Someone pls tell me that song at 6:44 I really wanna know it sounds amazing
here's the link mate
ua-cam.com/video/azh5SPmcJ_A/v-deo.html
2:21 average polish football match
W imieniu całego narodu polskiego DZIĘKUJĘ CI KURWA CZŁOWIEKU!!!
Nie zesraj się
Spuściłeś sie już?
@@cienkitv2854 Tak chłopcze, a Ty?
@@gimbez9117 To podaj mi papier bo niestety po przeczytaniu tego komentarza nie wytrzymałem.
Lithuanian music plays in the backround while troops fight with a Lithuanian flag. Game:
Polish mercenary infatryman
I need the last song, cant find it anywhere
ua-cam.com/video/azh5SPmcJ_A/v-deo.html
Modestas thank you good sir.
Having spoken to a polish man once in my life I have to say the lack of oh kurwas is alarming
Do The Average Lithuanian Mount and Blade Experience
This is a beautiful historical video that clearly shows the horrors of war. Congratulations it brought a tear toy eye, kurwa.
Kloifish pretends to be hussar
*pulls out a gun
Wait that is illegall
Guns were standard weapon of hussars, lances for charges, swords for close combat, guns for combat on longer distances.
Every hussar had gun.
>playing boris hardbass
I see you're a man of culture as well.
JESUS! Thank you very much, I'm from Poland and you just reminded me to be a patriot! Have a nice day Koifish!
Did you see those warriors from Poland? They've got kurwa'd swords! Kurwa'd ...swords.
5:02 music?
Whenever i play with fire and sword, usurp the tzars Throne and try to conquer poland i shiver in fear at tbe sight of These winged behemoths. The cossacks and turks are fairly easy but poland....oh boy
Why you're plaing russian music in polish experience?
That's Lithuanian folklore song :)
That feeling, when I realized what I understanding the last song cuz it's in Lithuanian language
6:35 music: i need her name X)
Just search up polish lithuanian song and you got it fam
@@szymon4507 yeah thx i found it already :>
*winged hussars by sabaton playing in the distance*
man most of the stuff was russian, we have a different language, culture and religion...you could have put in more polish stuff, otherwise good video
He isn't serious,maybe it's sarcastic joke on mistaking Russian's with poles,plus fire and sword had the cossack hetmanate and muscovy,so you could've heard russian battlecry's,shouting and wheeping.
@@azizbey4334 I like Russian history where the peasants were likely to win against well trained knights XD. They have some angry farmers and second wave feminist there
Maybe some cossack experience next?
To jest piękne!
What to do with swedes? Turn them into Gołąbki! I died at this part lol
It's kurwa beautiful
for those who didn’t know the song at 6:35 it’s “oi sermukskino” ( sorry for my bad polish). it is available on yt
Wkońcu no kurwa :D
Was expecting a Winged Hussars song montage there, but hey. Ugnijavas was a pleasant surprise
Ja pierdolę.
8:44 the commander rode into the Swedish ranks, jumping in like a mighty winged eagle with lance drawn shouting, “Niech żyje Polska!”
As a proud polishman i agree
The sauce is Oi Sermuksnio by Ugniavijas, btw.
THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
Lego Yoda death sound + life of Boris, kurwa Koifish I didn't know your content could be so perfect
Next one : The Average Turkish Mount and Blade Experience
2:05 Master Boris? Is that u?