Final Fantasy Dissidia: Kefka Hates Everyone!
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- Опубліковано 24 жов 2009
- This is obviously NOT 012.
This is what kefka Palazzo has to say about evryone in dissidia!
I heart Kefka
Kefka is insane and i love it :D
Made by Me.
took me 5 hours of nonstop AVI converting...
Thank you Square Enix, for making somthing so beautiful exist. - Ігри
"Ah, the smell of inexperience."
Im dying rn XD
Kefka: Uh, what is it that you want?
Sephiroth: my mommy.
XDDD yes
Sigmund Freud is growing stronger.
lmao
"To be as good as you"
Sephiroth: you're annoying
Can we just appreciate for a moment that Kefka makes bouncy sounds when he walks
I liked his quote to Squall the best."I see a poser!"
Can you do magic?
Also the line to Exdeath is great:
Destruction without death? BO-RING!
As soon as I read this quote it played the part
Final Fantasy Dissidia: Everyone Hates Kefka. "hm.. "
Final Fantasy Dissidia: Kefka Hates Everyone. "Now thats more like it!"
"Time to come home to papa"
That...when you know her back story...is some scary shit.
Lytl Red Rabet Hode i know right
I don't.
He use slave crown to Terra
@Mandalore The Last Meth Bender Gestahl killed her mother and took her.
@Mandalore The Last Meth Bender also it was 50 soldiers. Did you actually play the game?
"Destruction without death? BO-RING!"
I wonder if that was Kefka making fun of Exdeath's attempts at world domination or if he was simply making fun of his NAME...
Both, it is the ULTIMATE spit Punchline.
"Get lost, fossil."
OH DAAAAMN //beatboxing
"I see a poser."
OH, FUCKING OUCH! xD
OUCH
♞ Go Fuck Yourself ♞ OHHHH
"Whatever."
Kefka: Eww, aren't you hot?
Firion: Um... thanks, I guess?
Kefka: Eww, aren't you hot?
Firion: Your not the first snake to tell me that!
Does this mean that Kefka is gay?
@@Monkey-081hs you can recognize that someone is attractive without being gay
Guys just don't do it often
I think hot as in he wears
Too many clothes duh. 🙄
@@Monkey-081hsOnly thing Kefka's having sex with is non-existence
still would of loved to hear him call Sephiroth a Mama's Boy
Sephiroth is a mama boy
TheKaptainkon Actually he was Jenova's puppet, not so much a momma's boy. His desire to learn about momma turned into a brief obsession, which then led to one of the most ironic lines he's ever used: "You are a puppet."
Sephiroth and Kefka are pretty cool in their own ways.
assassinscreed00 Common mistake. Sephiroth's will overtook Jenova despite him being born with Jenova cells. The failure of the Reunion theory answers this. He became psychotic and started using Jenova more or less as an excuse to exact revenge upon the people that created him as well as the world for the hell of it. He always had an ego because of his abilities ever since he was young, so he became obsessed with why and how he was created. He went psychotic after staying in the shinra mansion's basement for 3 days straight. That being said, "momma's boy" is getting old and It doesn't make sense. He cuts off Jenova's head ffs and uses her cells and abilities to his advantage for power. Jenova doesn't have any say over him. He's more of an Anti-Oedipus character.
Sephiroth seemed like the only one Kefka was afraid of...
John Nelson Square's needs to reassure how badass (and one dimentional) his main villain and cosplay target really is.
I love how many of Kefka's quotes have twin meanings
Example
Cecil: "Goody two-shoes" (Has the ability to switch between light and dark)
"I see a poser"
As someone who laments, or someone who makes poses
Who's that handsome devil?
You can still hear Kefka patting his ass in the background.
That's part of his animation before the fight starts.
LMAO
I don't see a problem
You still have to entertain people man. :o]
Kefka: _JUST met opponent_ "YOU ARE LESS THAN WORTHLESS!"
Apply cold water to burned area.
1:55 I was totally hoping he'd call Sephiroth a mama's boy.
Kefka hates everyone... except kefka. KefkaXKefka otp.
Sounds hot
Like Firion.
I like how Kefka insult everyone , and when he face Bartz he just like
"You look weary , bro. Want a massage ?"
he is a narcissist, after all.
@@kefkapalazzo9587 I LOVE YOU KEFKY!
He told Tidus to go back to the beach...and called Jecht a meathead. Kefka is awesome. (I love Jecht tho =O )
Laughed at the Tidus one
I see
He also tells the onion knight that children should be in bed by now. XD
The amount of charisma this elder clown has motivates me sometimes :o]
"I see a poser!" best. line. ever.
I love how most of the other characters say something tough or serious, and Kefka just trolls everyone.
"I seeee a pooooser" xD hilarious
Now that i re-imagine Final Fantasy 6 with Kefka using this voice, it makes his personality and psychotic affliction that much more fitting and epic!
He will always be my favorite FF villain, Sephiroth will never match him.
"One of us is not serious enough." I think that'd be you, Kefka...
Zidane takes nothing seriously XD
Nah I take destruction extremely seriously
But nevertheless, I have Fun with it.
Until you see my true self...
@@kefkapalazzo9587 even after 3 years. Why do you take it so Motherfraking seriously? :o]
Calling the Cloud of Darkness a fossil was just hilarious
"I see a POSER. LOVE IT
I love his lines against the fellow antagonists.
vote for Kefka to be in KH3 :D
Kefka:I think I'll become one of those organization 13 losers just to so I can DESTROY MORE WORLDS
Awesome!
Square said that no one from Final Fantasy will be in KH3
😦 Not even Cloud, Tifa, Yuffie, Tidus, Auron, Leon, Aerith, Zack, Cid, and Sephiroth?
+Fernando Ramos absolutely no one
look up KH3 on Wikipedia to see why
"Get lost fossil" where'd Kefka learn the insult I made to my science teacher?
"Goody two-shoes!"
I see what you did there..
Kefka to Sephiroth: long hair and a long sword. Overcompensating much?
Destruction without death? BORING! >:D
Best Kefka insult. Ever. Specially the way he says it. :)
Actually, it's Kefka hates everyone, but himself! X3
He also greeted mommy Terra.
Anton Stiensen clearly sarcasm.
well he is a narcissist
It's like Kefka loves himself
James Butler You gotta love yourself
My fav is "ooh...who is that handsome devil?"
"I see a poser"
"Go back to the beach already"
"Ah! Just another loser" hahahahaha
Should have been.
Sephiroth:
Kefka: Oh look, THE MOMMAS BOY.
love what he says to Cloud "Ahh the smell of inexperience!" o.o
Now whos that handsome devil?!...
-Kekfa
"One of us is not serious enough." gets me every time xD
To all FF6 Fans
Is this how you have imagined Kefka talk and laugh?
+Jason Saarela
I see Jester is 136% similar to Kefka especially his laugh.
I've always imagined him talking like Freiza from DBZ XD
+DarkSilV This is close, although its definitely better than what I originally thought
No. This is so much better.
I used to imagine him as Jokey Smurf.
He should say in Sephiroth:
''HERE'S THE MAMA'S BOY!''
Some of these can make interesting forum weapons
Ummm...Kefka apparently doesn't hate Shantatto
kbowman772 Why would I?
Because she poses power to destroy world.In ff11 shes scarriest Black mage in the world
Seems to have an interest for Ultimecia's space-time manipulation too...
He doesn’t have a death wish
"Destruction without death? BO-ring!" XD!!! Sounds like something Deadpool would say!
"Time to come home to Papa."
Rule 34.
"meatheads, meatheads everywhere" kefka knows memes
1:37 is probably my favorite.
RED Engineer yup XD
Kefka vs Kefka, who will win?
Kefka of course!
Kefka is only made more awesome when you stop to think that he's voiced by the same guy who voiced Saito, the one-eyed sniper from Ghost in the Shell.
I love how Kefka can't even figure out Sephiroth's goals.
"I see a poser!" what? lol
Natalia Harvey POOR SQUALL!!! XD
It's called *Diss*idia for a reason
*reads title* "This is not news to me"
I love his voice actor, he did a really good job!
"How about you give me that power?"
Kefka wants to be a Sorceress!
Sorcerer since he’s a dude but I think he just wants the ability to mess with time so he can cause a lot of chaos.
Ohhh! Who's THAT handsome devil?
"You are less than worthless!"
certainly, he is "Emperor" lol
"how about you give me that power"...and that fabulous outfit
Kefka: How about you give me that power!
Ultimecia: wtf...
LOL, looks like Kefka likes ultimecia
i love how everyone is so serious and kefka is insane and funny and the same time.
Kefka knows better than to talk shit to Sephiroth and Shantotto.
You mean Sephiroth, the guy who stole his becoming an angel winged god by absorbing magic gimmick?
sephiroth < kefka < shantotto
in their respective realms of course
Kefka is pretty inimpressed with Sephiroth, and he doesnt really understand Sephiroth's motivations for the planet and mother and all there is a scene where he pretty much calls Sephiroth overrated
"Kefka knows better than..." Let me stop you right there.
Can we just admit that Kefka is the Final Fantasy version of the Joker
no
the joker is nothing compared to kefka
AHAHAHA. no. Kefka betrayed his own emperor just to kill everyone
There is a VERY simple difference: Joker will never defeat a man in a bat costume...Kefka becomes god, and pretty
much makes a world of his liking. Simply put, Kefka is better than the Joker, and should not be compared to him.
Joker: Unfortunate child who becomes victim of crime and abuse. Accidentally falls into chemicals and loses himself in the process thereafter dedicating all he's life and newly found power on chaos and destruction. -> Wanting to make the pushing him into the chemical -> Batman. To suffer as much as possible. Kills Batman. Doesn't destroy _the_ World (but maybe Batman world, Gotham). And Doesn't Ascend to Godhood. -> Wardrobe: Joker Costume. White Skin.
Kefka: Unfortunate child who becomes victim of crime and abuse. Accidentally gets selected as first test subject to be infused with chemicals and magitek and losing himself in the process thereafter dedicating he's life and newly found power on chaos and destruction. -> Wanting to make the one selecting him as test subject -> General. To suffer as much as possible. Kills General. Destroys the World. and Ascend to Godhood. Wardrobe: Joker Costume. White Skin.
I never said he was a bad villain, but he still hasn't manage to kill Batman (permanently, but I highly doubt the writers would ever allow that...because money talks.). Kefka literally destroys the world, and wins. There are
similarities, but the simple difference is that the Joker only cares about Batman while Kefka only cares about destruction and power.
Ah just beat ff6. Having been an ff7 fan boy for my teens and now I'm 29 I gotta say. 7 was in many ways just 6 with a makeover. And I'm not complaining ill probably play 7 again soon it's been a few years :)
"Kefka has completely lost the plot"
These remarks that each of the characters have aren't based around the plot.
They give their opinions of each others' games and how they act.
The best one is him versus himself
Hmm... What is that like?
In the video :-P
oh... that um... "handsome devil" one. EW!
"And when I'm alooooone, I **** myself..."
While Kuja has poetry in all the destruction he unleashes, Kefka was the real first crazy villian. Kuja had to have other people do the dirty work for him though, by unleashing the war with the 4 nations. While Kefka just depleted the entire world by the movement of the statue.
Awesome, Kefka is the best villain ever. he can destroy the world
I I saw shadow, cloud, yupi, sephiroth, where is tifa?, you forgot zack
It's just occurred to me that there is some similarity between Kefka and Sephiroth. Both were part of experimentation that made them exceptionally powerful, both were solders who followed orders, and they both killed their employers. Kefka kicked Gestahl off the Floating Continent and Sephiroth stabbed President Shinra.
To Cloud of Darkness
"Get lost, fossil"
Bwuhahhah
"Ohhh! Who's THAT handsome devil?"
Selfcest much, Kefka?
Now that's what I call a true work of art!
I SEE A POSER!~ xDD
I SEE A GAY HOMOSEXUAL OVERRATED FUCKING CLOWN!
I thought gay and homosexual were the same thing.
Huh? and i thought FF6 and Shit were the same...
Awww are you pissed?
Poor Tidus! XD
"Go back to the beach already!"
Squall, I just died. "I SEE A POSER!"
"get lost fossil" this is killing me XD
You can hear the "pat pat" off-screen
I come back years later, still finding this funny. Great video
XD What he said to Sephiroth
***** DEFINITELY XD
+KJ Setser So...we're confused about Sephiroth's motives? Unless there's an inside joke I'm missing lol, I just don't get it I mean he's spelled it out perfectly clear on numerous occasions :p
+Thomas Fiatte (PantherKing73) Well, neither of them would be able to work together. I think they would compliment each other and then try to kill each other
Kefka: One of us is not serious enough.
Zidane: And that's you.
I see a poser!
I see want the "I see a poser" for my ringtone XD
"Destruction without death? BO-RING!"
1:42 is the best one XD
"I see a poser!" (because Squall just wants to be cool)
"How about you give me that power?" (because Ultimecia is obviously the most powerful character in the whole series)
"One of us is not serious enough." (because Zidane and Kef are both just comedians)
"Ha! Just another loser..." (BECAUSE ALL OF THEM ARE LOSERS COMPARED TO KEFKA! KEFKA IS PURE AWESOME!)
kefka is at the top of my favorite villian his lines crack me up "Son of a submariner" XD
he's so shady! i love him!!
"Completed your funeral arrangements?"
lol
Lol he really called cloud of darkness of fossil
Kefka just went full on asshole on FFVII and it was hilarious.
I can’t tell if Kefka respects or fears Sephiroth and Ultimecia.
Two things I learned about Kefka today:
1.) He is might be gay (his comment towards Firion and his attraction towards himself)
2). He tells off the characters like it is lol.
And 3). he is hilarious.
But... but... Aw never mind...
+alan lujano I feel like hes mad to the point of having no preference because he doesn't care
I prefer the term Bisexual
I like how he roast everyone , while to Bartz he's just like "Hey , you look weary. Want a massage ?"
Kefka: You are less than worthless!
emperor: what like the -12 dollar bill?
"I see a poser!😝"
2:26
Never knew Kefka would get so annoyed by Kuja
Kefka: I smell inexperience!
Cloud: he knows I'm a virgin ._.help...me!
But he... didn't do it with Tifa back on the Chocobo's Stable of the Highwind?
I loved it when he said to Sephiroth "errr what is it that you want" I've played FF7 several times and I still don't know what Sephiroth wants other than to have Jenova take over the planet.
Yes Kefka, I agree. Cecil is a goody-two shoes. And so it the Warrior of Light, and Firion, and the Onion Knight, and Terra, and Bartz, and...Really The Poser and Cloud are the only ones of the main ten who aren't goody-two shoes.
whats the music thats playing when he talks to garland and the emporer?
Kefka: *sees everyone* Fuck em'...
*sees himself* OHHHHHH DUM GURL. O_o
@PikaaMKW whats he think of feral/desperado chaos?
THE MUSIC OF CLOUD AND SEPHIROTH. WHAT IS THE NAME ?! PLEASE.
Well, he doesn't hate EVERYONE...he is more then happy enough to call himself a 'handsome devil' but I guess that doesn't count. XD
"Kefka has completely lost the plot'
Well duh, people have been saying that for years, heck, I think the game (FFVI even has someone saying hes mad or something) so yeah, I think that is what we call an understatement. XD
He's mad because of Emperor Gesthal and the Empire.
And we actually WITNESS Kefka commit his crimes. With Sephiroth we're only left to assume...