Dissidia 012: Duodecim Final Fantasy - vs. Kefka Encounter Quotes
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- Опубліковано 31 бер 2011
- Voiced by Dave Wittenberg.
Ordered from FF1 all the way to Duodecim.
Everything everyone's favorite Harlequin of Destruction, Kefka, says to his foes when he fights them.
Yes, I do use custom rules on the last ex-burst. I don't want to spend half the fight just gathering EX after all.
No Chaos quote because no replay button. Sorry for the terribad quality. - Ігри
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Ultimecia: *[Gracefully flies down]*
Kefka: _"Using time to get rid of those wrinkles?"_
Ultimecia *[Internal scream and throws back pissed off arms]*
3:13 Your older than me?
Princess Lucina fucking burnt to the ground
Wanna go home with me Fido?
You're quite talkative in your head
Ultimecia: [How did he know!?]
Kefka: Using time to get rid of those wrinkles?
Ultimecia: Oh, that's it. You're dead.
Lmao
Ayiyi! Medea, calm down!
The Cecil one was hilarious. The Golbez one RIGHT AFTER was golden.
Yes!
0:46
No it was half-baked
"A female swordsman? Unbearable." Is that a callback to Celes, especially when she stabbed him?!
Yes it is, he has a hatred for female soldiers because of Celes betraying him. ^_^
Plus also it should by all rights be "swordswoman". I haven't played Lightning's game so does she call herself a swordsman at all?
She is a sanctum corps officer but she is the only one in the game to really use a sword so it makes sense even though its a gunblade
The worst part of this dialogue is comparing an awful character Lightning to a good character like Celes.
@@RichterTheRat Excuse me? Lightning is an _awful_ character? Sure. Fine. Whatever you say.
"You are dangerous in so many levels"
- Kefka, who literally caused the apocalypse for shits and gigs
He did what now?
@craigsands2567 Yeah in Final Fantasy 6 as a summary, Kefka served under a emperor for a bit and then killed him. He then gained power to become the magic God he is now and legit DESTROYED THE WORLD (or at least caused TONS of chaos)
Yeah, compared to Kefka, even Sephiroth is a tryhard.
A bit late... but Sephiroth usuped God and destroyed other Solar Systems for an desperate attempt to kill Cloud.... Kefka was very dangerous for his FF World- but this reach never extended all of the other FF worlds
Sephiroth thanks to remake and rebirth is apparently multiversal in power so yeah Kefka giving Sephiroth better props is justified.
"I hate half-baked cookies like you!"
"The older one's half-baked too!"
lmao
''mistake tight lipped for being cool?'' REKT.
What eldritch font of power did you use for your name?!
He may be named Cloud, but Kefka rained on his parade.
Kefka: I just hate half backed cookies like you.
Cecil: *sobs*
Golbez: HAHAHAHAHA!
Kefka: The older one's half baked too!
*golbez goes crying home*
Kefka; well look who it is, the traitor!
Kain: Well at least I don't look like I should be selling diabetic burgers to children.
XD Kain making a reference to Ronald Mc Donald
Kefka:Well at least i'm not a fakeout.
Kefka: “Well at least I’m not a scalie.”
Kain: “A what?”
Kefka: “Wait till Google REALLY gets developed, then we’ll talk.”
Kefka: At least I show emotions.
@@GiordanDiodato
Kuja: At least I managed to kill the enemy.
Wow, his insults are even better than before
3:43
Kefka had a flashback of Celes stabbing him.
That's exactly what that line was in reference too lol
TinyFoxTom Fennec
TinyFoxTom Ooh, I never thought of that. Clever.
Yup
kefka encounters kefka
kefka: Now that's wat i call a true work of art
opponent kefka: pats his butt
me: XD
+Neil Allen A fine example of narcissism.
I feel like instead of fighting the two would simple complement eachother
Kefka: Would you fcuk me?
Also Kefka: *I’d* fcuk me. I’d fcuk me *hard*.
Nice to know there's someone he likes.
Kefka:"Give me back my heart please?"
Me:...(Holy S**t you're a heartless...)
Lmao, Kefka meeting Kefka: "Now that's what I call a true work of art." He's narcissist! HAHAHA.
elvienza ifnt More like modern art, though.
@@Spiritnick implying modern art is bad
@@GiordanDiodato alot if it is
Even Kefka cannot fathom the awesomeness that is Exdeath.
Kefka calling Laguna a clown...now that's rich.
Ikr! 😂
Maybe he's referring to himself
If Kefka had told Exdeath to aVOID the battle and go hug a tree, I actually would've died of laughter
Holy shit what a missed opportunity
*I love how kefka offends every fighter*
Well all but one...
Damn the dude called Laguna a clown even he is a clown himself literally Wtf
@@Omega-jg4oqyea but from what I've heard Kafka is a killer clown who got kicked out the circus.
Kefka : I hate half baked cookies like you
The older one's half baked too!
Cecil and Golbez : Why do you hate our cookies? ;-;
Kefka hates half baked cookies CONFIRMED
+Nichole Aquino kefka hath unleashed the grandmapocalypse on us all.
I hope you're joking, right?
+Nichole Aquino No offence, but you didn't read between the lines on that one. Half-baked cookies is euphemism for half-blood, as Cecil and Golbez are half Lunarian.
+Matteo Pio Muscat I thought he meant half-evil. Like, they weren't cooked enough in the fires of hell, etc.
+Matteo Pio Muscat No offence, but you don't understand jokes.
Kefka: Lord of jackassery
Golbez: official therapist/psychiatrist
I would believe Kefka will be an awesome secret boss in Kingdom Hearts III, or future Kingdom Hearts games. Dave Wittenberg is great for doing the voice for Kefka, I hope he's play him again in Kingdom Hearts III maybe.
*-* great idea
most unlikely due to popularity
*Cough* *Cough* Cloud *Cough*
We had Setzer from FF6 in KH2, so it wouldn't be impossible for them to add Kefka. However, I would like to see Palom and Porom from FF4 (not The After Years, their original incarnations) as they would fit KH the best.
Honestly, I would like Terra from VI to be in Kingdom Hearts III, but since Kingdom Hearts already have a Terra, that's not likely
Cut to the present and NO Final Fantasy characters are present in KH3
Kefka: Fields of flowers on the brain?
Firion: And the roses will then fill the world!
Cool
That line that he said to Squall is so true.
Kefka: I can show you the way to hell
Gilgamesh: *NODS*
1:21 “I’m at a loss of words”
Well exdeath is a big mistree
Kefka to Bartz: "Are you a travelling comedian?"
Me: Kefka, just LOOKING at you tells me you're the last character in this game allowed to call Bartz out on THAT
Bartz looks like he's about to say the same thing.
Ikr 😂
Kefka's quote to Ultimercia= Burnsssssssss...... XD
The voice of Kakashi Hatake as Kefka Palazzo? LEGENDARY!
Only Mark Hamill using his Joker voice could possibly do it better.
@@JanusHoWtbh it would be too meta considering how similar he is to joker
Love how he doesn't want to mess with sephiroth or exdeath
They are his equals in absolute fucking dangerous mfs haha
Why does everyone think Kefka acknowledges Seph power? Kefka quote means Seph is mentally fucked to the point where Kefka disapproves his actions.
Travis Dunn Or he finds it Humorous.
Why does everyone think that? Because (as far as I know) there's no source proving it otherwise.
I mean, considering what Kefka did, I think he's referring to both his skill and intentions. Sephiroth wanted to have the planet for himself, whereas Kefka just destoyed because he wanted to. So either isn't much less screwed up than the other.
@@YuuyaKZMI The term "dangerous on so many levels" literally means "mentally unstable/challenged". Kefka was insulting Sephiroth by calling him insane.. which is ironic coming from him, and was most likely also the joke. Even during the story, Kefka insults Sephiroth, and during a conversation with the other villains, they claim they don't know what Sephiroth's deal is, and Kefka is all "he's just another sadist with a god complex; like THAT'S something special!" alluding to the fact that most of them are like that and just brushes Sephiroth off.
@@Arthurmagicknight You forget that at the same conversation, when they mentioned that Sephiroth killed himself in the last cycle, even Kefka was shocked by it. So contrary to how he brushed him off, Kefka realized Sephiroth is insane on a level even he can’t understand.
Lol I wonder why out of all of them Exdeath is the one who Kefka can't think of a burn for.
Unless that's just a burn about how stoic Exdeath is.
"A tree, Are you serious?!"
He can't think of one because Exdeath looks ridiculous and is easily the worst villain design in the series (including thong wearing Kuja and potato head Barthandelus)
He's at a loss for words because nothing can accurately describe how horrible his design is.
Someone be hatin' somethin' hardcore, damn.
Could be Exdeath is the only one who legit scares him. Given Exdeath's fighting style, it'd be a VERY well earned fear.
Because if you remember FFV When he became Neo Exdeath, he was utterly fucking insane. He wanted to erase the world and everyonething in it, including himself. Kefka is basically speechless because he's found someone who just as crazy as he is.
The only thing that disappoints me is that his Golbez taunt failed to call back to "You all sound like pages from a self-help booklet!" Perfect opportunity slipped by.
Honestly the fact that Exdeath of all things unnerves him is kind of funny. I wonder why that is...
If Kefka fears anything, it's nothingness...
Xiruslol How so? Wasn´t it his goal to destroy basically everything?
Kefka is like the Joker in the standpoint that he wants to destroy everything and that he wants everyone to know that he is doing it. He doesn't want to be forgotten
Once you run out of things to destroy the fun's over
I agree with Xiruslol there are infinite things to destroy and kefka fears that he has nothing to destroy therefore his fear is impossible yet still is a fear
"Using time to get rid of those wrinkles." Oh snap, LOL.
Just the voice of tone alone is golden.
K to S : you are dangerous on so many levels!
reverse: you're annoying
They're both not wrong. Sephiroth is insanely strong and Kefka's.. yeah.
@@YuuyaKZMI He was calling Sephiroth mentally unstable. "Dangerous on so many levels" means you've got some screws loose. Basically, he was saying Sephiroth is an idiot. As for being "insanely strong", you can't possibly be implying Kefka isn't?
@@testinggame5631 Or that's your interpretation because of FFVI bias.
@@YuuyaKZMI Eh? No, that was literally stated a long time ago in an interview when they were discussing various character quotes and their references
@@testinggame5631 Source.
Kefka : Would ya summon the destroyer? pretty please?
Yuna : Bitch! don't mess with me
LMFAO 😂
Kefka: You are dangerous on so many levels.
Sephiroth: At least someone admits it.
To Kefka:
I didn't know the circus was in town.
That's like Vaan's quote!
"Cool! The circus is in town!" 😃
I love how Kefka's comments on both Cecil and Golbez are linked together.
*to Cecil*: "I hate half-baked cookies like you"
*to Golbez*: "The older one's half-baked too!"
OG Dissidia
Kefka: I see a poser!
Squall: Look who's talking.....
"Hang ten". I feel like we should be getting a **looks at audience** moment there.
I'm surprised Kefka didn't make a crack at Tifa's "attributes". His quote against the FF8 villainess was the best.
Ikr
"mistake tight-lipped for being cool?"
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!1
What Kefka told Gabaranth was cold af
Chris B how?
calling him Fido. He's a dog.
Dragon Slayer in ffxii gabranth told vayne : "even a stray as pride" so kefka calling him fido was in reference to that line meaning he's a stray dog
Ikr
4:25 Paint me like one of your French girls!
Sephiroth vs Kefka
S: You're annoying...
K: You're dangerous on SO many levels.
S: Die laughing!
Kefka: Using time to get rid of your wrinkles?
I dunno, are you using make-up to cover yours?
I mean, the dude's only 35 according to the guide of the original Dissidia game.
"Your dangerous on so many levels". Well, no shit.
NepSpartan - 759 Pot, this is kettle.... You're black
@@Jacked_Dude_Loves_Wheyfus Yep
2:28 the irony is real
Jecht's theme still gets my blood pumping
“Say my name three times!”
Me: “Okay. Kefka...! Kefka! KEFKA!”
Cue the part at 3:54.
Mistake tight-lipped for being cool?
you got BURNED!
Kefka: Look who it is, the traitor!
Kain: Takes one to know one.
kefka to zidane
Kefka: gimme back my heart,please?
Zidane: i didnt have it in the first place!!
Kefka: wait...i had a heart?O.o
Lmao
Kefka: Would you look at this clown?
Laguna: Would you put the mirrer down and fight?
3:43 Kefka's reference to Celes stabbing him.
I imagined Kefka's voice would be so much more... insane and sinister.
Even in his native game, Kefka never really strikes you as threatening or imposing, really, until he steals the power of the Warring Triad for himself. Which is probably what made his ascent to the evil main bad guy such a twist, back in SNES days: it was at least a bit of a fucking surprise. He just seems like this impotent court minister type character, harmless enough, and then suddenly he's there, pushing people to their death, or slipping poison into water supplies... like some kind of surprise-evil-monster-jack-in-the-box.
It would have been cool if they'd had his voice deepen when he takes on God form, though. At that point in the game, he's literally rebuilt the world into a twisted version of itself, and placed himself upon a junk-heap throne--a heap of machinery that was presumably the capitol of the Evil Empire he was initially just a toady for.
KimonoBoxFox
Yeah, I get your point. But it'd be nice to have a voice with that range, that mercurial quality. Something like Mark Hamill's interpretation of the Joker. A character that can be making you laugh then turn around and send chills up your spine with the turn of a phrase. All this is purely my opinion, of course.
Timothy Huff, jr. It's a Final Fantasy game. A Final Fantasy 'fighting' game. I somehow don't see that handshaking happening. Nice to wish though.
Unless Square decides to remake FF6 instead of FF7 lmaooo then we can see a beautiful Terra and Celes and a dastardly and maniacal Kefka.
Kefka to Shantotto: Your older than ME?
*Vaan pops in*Just how old ARE you?
"Don't go getting your eyebrows in a furrow."
Something I would say to England/Arthur Kirkland. :D
No, he was basically calling Sephiroth "mentally disturbed"
Kefka: Are you a traveling comedian
Bartz: *says "kiss my boots* in Kefka's voice*
Good Lord in Heaven Kefka just flat out Roasted Cloud and Ultimentia!
And dont worry Kefka I said what you said to a tight-lipped before.
Kawaii Atlas Kefka OP Plz nerf!!
qazentro4444
Nah he's stronger than the programming so he is immune to nerfs.
Kawaii Atlas =P
qazentro4444
I think it's good logic
"Using time to get rid of those wrinkles?"
That's so awesome! See in the hood, if one were to say to a woman you would get cut...or even killed.
Kefka,the pun king.XD
"Am I gonna see another hissy fit?"
-Kefka, to Kuja
I think this alludes both to Kuja's omnicidal temper tantrum at the end of IX and the fact that the two of them were forced to team up in Dissidia 012's storyline.
Kefka: (slightly aroused) “Now that there is a true work of art...”
(Other Kefka spanks butt)
Me to Kefka: If you'll destroy everything does that mean you'll destroy yourself? :/
Yes.
Sounds like fun!!
I love kefka in dissidia 012, every cutscene he's in is just pure laughter
argh you beat me to it! nice compilation. I love the quotes for Firion, Ultimecia, and Kuja.
I get Jecht and Sephiroth are legendary but give Kefka some credit. He is pretty legendary too. So legendary even in Final Fantasy XIV he is still infamous regardless of how high level you arr
In duodecim he's more cruel than crazy but still awesome
"are you a travelling comedian?" the music fits so good! :D
Ultemicia: *gracefully floats down
Kefka: Using time to get rid of those wrinkles?
Ultemicia: OH THAT IS IT
Kefka is like the Rocksteady to Emperor's Shredder. Sure, he never wins, but he causes some laughs in the process.
Kefka always reminds me of Jester from Devil May Cry 3
I think Kakashi just went Joker insane with this one.
If I was a Dissidia character (especially Terra because she's my favorite)I would said to Kefka:"Your puns suck".
Bartz is about to pull the "no u" lol
Nice
kefta's quote to exdeath wasthe most wierdest one of them all. and his quote to gabranth was just hilarous. fido LOL.
Wait what? Was that a compliment for Sephiroth?! ...no way, it really sounded like one. o_O Kefka, u give me the creeps.
Same
Kefka is the definition of being Straight up SAVAGE
After the Yuna scene, the only thought in my head was Kefka absorbing Anima's power
Those FF4 quotes made me choke!
Plus loved the reference to Kain's multiple betrayals in the OG game as well.
But also those "old" jokes.
Good grief, he's brutal as well! But of course, considering how deranged he is.
even Kefka knows better than to say something insulting even somewhat insulting to Sephiroth.
What's Sephiroth gonna do? Go cry to his mommy?
DarkCloud3000
The same mommy who effectively ruined and destroyed the lives of more than half the cast of FF7. I like Kefka more, but in terms of power Sephiroth come fairly close to him.
I feel he was implying that Sephiroth is not the type to be controlled easily and will do as he pleases. The kind of character who would ruin his plans. But beyond that, he certainly recognizes his fearsome fencing abilities.
David Selimović
I disagree. Sephiroth isn't even top 3 if you were to compare the "raw power" of the Final Fantasy franchise villains. Kefka is the only one who has reached actual goodhod, and while I agree Sephiroth is powerful, what makes every character in every game he's in kiss his ass is his popularity. Kefka, Emperor Mateus and ExDeath are all examples of stronger villains from the same franchise. Now, this is just MY opinion, you are of course entitled to yours :)
Joakim Nilsson There's a lot of Final Fantasy villains stronger than Sephiroth.
I never thought anyone could pull off Kefka's voice...until now
Work of true art
There is only one guy to face Kefka...
*BATMAN*
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed the lowkey Joker impression lol
Holy shit, the Ultimecia one was savage.
*was about to comment but was distracted by shirtless Sephiroth* Dammit XD!
Omnislash Ver. 5/6 was a complete deus ex machina, somehow getting strength from a spirit for a limit break despite being completely slaughtered throughout the fight while Sephiroth didn't even break a sweat. His right leg's muscles should've been shredded when Sephiroth ripped Masamune out of his leg to throw him into the roof of a building after performing Octaslash. He never should've been able to jump, considering he never cast a Cure/a/aga spell to heal it.
I love how people in the comment section, are trying hard to take a stab at Kefka, when they know full well, that that is the way his character is.
Only Celes can do that
I fucking died at his Exdeath quote
HE IS THE BEST VILLAIN EVER OF ALL TIME!!!
And this is why I love Kefka...
I loved his encounter in the first dissidia:
One of us is not serious enough.
:D
@YonKitoTaoshibe The reason why Sephy killed himself is because he realized that if he did, his memories would be fully restored once he was revived in the next cycle. He neglected to share this information with anybody, arousing their curiosity. (and suspicions)
Oh crap. First he targets Firion, Terra, Onion Knight, and himself.
Now he's got his eyes on Gabranth?!
>:O
I think most of his quotes better in original Dissidia, than 012
Cloud of Darkness - "Get lost, fossil"
Gabranth - "Hah! Just another loser"
Onion Knight - "Time to your punishment...LITTLE ONE!"
Himself - "Oooh...Who's THAT handsome devil?"
Firion - "Eeeew...aren't you're hot?"
Squall - "I see a poser!"
Wow - "I hate guys like you the most"
Kuja - "I am not in the mood"
Tidus - "Go back to the beach already"
well, I think we know who could be the next joker.
I STILL LOVE THIS MAN!!!
No, he's making fun of the fact that Gabranth is so dedicated to his "mission" that he can't think of anything else. So he's calling Gabranth a dog.
Kefka: you are dangerous on so many levels.
Sephiroth: you got that right you clown.