So... this person tried to bribe you to get himself unbanned from a Minecraft server and claims to 1. Be a samurai 2. Has gotten banned on Minecraft for hacking 3. Use Myspace
You know that if a samurai warrior failed to uphold his honor he could regain it by performing seppuku (ritual suicide), where the samurai literary cuts his stomach open and is a painful way to die. So... that dude has some problems to regain his honor....
Samurai who knows kung-fu... Kung-fu is a Chinese martial arts system. The real Samurai would probably know Iaido, judo, aikido, kenjutsu etc. You know... JAPANESE MARTIAL ARTS
Ah yes who couldve forgotten that rule that if a samurai writes a ban appeal and uses myspace or a hacked client, you have to remove their samurai licence
I was banned 3years ago and didn't know how to make an unban appeal now I did an appeal 6month's ago. But didn't get a response. Now I am trying to appeal again but it's telling me: You cant appeal again what can I do please because staff didn't see my appeal.
my brother got banned when we were playing together and we dont know why, and when i contacted some mods they said they cant do anything about it because the appeal was denied. They say he had macros but we were playing in the same room and definitely werent using macros.
how to get unbanned from a mc server 1. learn kung fu and brag about it on your appeal 2. say u don't have paypal so u don't have to pay the admin 3. use MySpace and say instagram and twitter suck 4. wait until the mod responds 5. enjoy ur unban
I got banned for 1 year because my little brother logged in hypixel with hacks , he didn't knew it was an accident and nobody was watching him because it was 9 am in the morning. Kinda unfair for me to get banned for 1 year because my little bro doesn't know english.
Wait there's a rule specifically for samurai's XD its funny but I get the whole honor thing and why a samurai wouldn't be unbanned in till the ban is lifted
I think my cpu spiked because I was not doing anything and just doing the parkour in the duels lobby but but I got banned! My friend came over and logged on to his account on my computer then HE got banned. I was not in any game and I was not lagging. I don't know what happened but I'm still not unbanned. I have to suffer for 15 more days
I just got an account from my friend and he was banned on every well known server. I'm just trying to appeal on hypixel now. Would it help if I took screenshots of him passing the account to me over and add it to my appeal? Or should I just play along with the watch dog appeal and say shit like I'm sincerely sorry?! Please help me I just really want to play with my friends.
i got permanently banned for no reason it stands your account has a security alert, please secure it and contact appeals what does that even mean what do i do??????
Can you help me at something like i was banned for hacking and i wasnt i was normaly playing on badlion client then suddenly i got banned when i tried to appeal they said i was using modifications like i wasnt even having mod only a autotip that comes from badlion client can you help at it?
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Hey idk I’m new I just saw this video can I get banned for playing on hypixel but on windows 10 edition. Let me explain: I used a plugin for bedrock edition where I have to login into my java account. So I’m technically playing on my java account but on windows 10. And also I got banned for 2 months for doing this.
2:44 Didn't blur the name. Also you do realise we can put his guild name in and look for the VIP member with a face (not sure if it works like that but yeah xd)
@@BanditLeader Mate, i played Hypixel like 3 years ago, and i did few matches and got bored and i left, after seeing the hytale trailer, i wanted to see whats going on the server, and for my surprise, i was permanently banned
@@BanditLeader Now i remember... I let my account to a "friend" years ago, maybe he used hacks on the server, cause in the ban reason specified i used cheating software, now i guess i need to buy a copy of Minecraft
I have a new purpose in life. Scour the internet for hypixel staff guidelines to attempt to get unbanned through loopholes. I got permabanned from watchdog for hacking in a *PVE co-op gamemode.* Absolutely awesome, I kinda wanna come back because I feel I’m missing out on Minecraft at this point even though it’s like a 1.2 year old ban lol.
So... this person tried to bribe you to get himself unbanned from a Minecraft server and claims to
1. Be a samurai
2. Has gotten banned on Minecraft for hacking
3. Use Myspace
@@facestabber 1:32
Maybe that's not exactly what he said, but it's close enough.
@@maddscraft5459 Also can do calculus AND MULTIPLICATION.
yup hes joking
discounts on walmart (his cousin works there)
He's a samurai, mathematician, biologist, physicist, uses myspace and his cousin works at walmart. He's the ultimate lifeform.
true
Even tho he’s clearly joking, this is still great.
hi
@@Monnzeyy what’s up bro, watching some old linehead videos I see.
@@LazyFatSlimeJoelJoyce hello
Brilliant, staff guidelines leaked, you are not a real samurai, (as stated in section 2, paragraph 4, check it)
@Meatball40 dude its a joke lmao
@@okok-ol6vu *i think you're the one who didn't catch the joke*
Noice brain dude
@@popepiusxv LMAO
@@popepiusxv what other kind of "lmao" is there?
Am I stupid for just realising that the numbers in Section 13 Paragraph 37 say "1337" as in leet?
3:11
Yea
lol
133h
@@Penguins826 wtf
IIBlackArmyII lol
Video meaning:
Don't hack on servers, while being a samurai and using Myspace.
Only if your a samuari using Myspace?
Huh, so Article 13 discriminates against samurai too
Mr_Dynamicnades 124 :3 and hack
3:11 who else read the entire thing?
Me
yes
It was impressive
Me after i saw your comment
That thing was great. I read it too lol
Bro you can't hit your keyboard 3 times to type 2 sentences. That's cheating.
@@Recliness vape user bANeed!
slide to type
ganer can
Good vid Linehead. Keep up the great work!
FBI agent #4278 are you the fbi man In my webcam
Hah! My monitor doesn't even have a webcam!
Zephyr Kirby no I’m the man who lifts up your garage door
FBI agent #4278 hey could u like get out of my camera please
@@OvertBoss Read the replies. FBI agent #4278 doesn't work in your webcam, he's the man who lifts up your garage door.
How is this guy NOT at 50k yet??? He so deserves it!!!
He deserves 50k because this dude's hilarious!! In my opinion atleast.
230 more!!!!!!!
50k yet
@Segji lol rekt kid he got over 50 k
@@Doggo_Mafia Now hes at 70k
"So, kids, what do we learn today?"
"Linehead have 2 cats!"
"Very good kids!"
You know that if a samurai warrior failed to uphold his honor he could regain it by performing seppuku (ritual suicide), where the samurai literary cuts his stomach open and is a painful way to die. So... that dude has some problems to regain his honor....
Wait, something seems off here...
Watchdog bans cheaters?
it bans people with vpns
If they dont use sigma and use wurst ofc
Samurai who uses MySpace and does calculus and sciences. Dang.
lmfao I can't stop laughing
Samurai who knows kung-fu...
Kung-fu is a Chinese martial arts system. The real Samurai would probably know Iaido, judo, aikido, kenjutsu etc. You know... JAPANESE MARTIAL ARTS
Lol ikr
@@tffbwd1 No he is so smart that he is a Samurai who knows Chinese martial arts
This is the best Minecraft video ever
What with the mic in the ending part lmao
3:20
I didn't expect this video to be what it was.
But now, I cannot think for it to be something else.
I haven't use MySpace in ages, I thought it was dead. Also, that was an amazing way to tell that guy no.
Ah yes who couldve forgotten that rule that if a samurai writes a ban appeal and uses myspace or a hacked client, you have to remove their samurai licence
Clearly this Samurai. That'l teach him.
@@Nuclearburrit0 yeah, he needs to be deleted
I was banned 3years ago and didn't know how to make an unban appeal now I did an appeal 6month's ago. But didn't get a response. Now I am trying to appeal again but it's telling me: You cant appeal again what can I do please because staff didn't see my appeal.
2:44 you forgot to blur his name
Wow your editing skills are so good, keep it up :D
So good he forgot to blur his name :)
Yeah though, I agree
First video of yours I saw. Subbed immediately. This is great.
Please do more of these types of videos!!
I've never watched a better UA-cam video, keep up the great work
1:57 it looks like the boots and the sky lash in the background is sky_lash cuz the boots
my brother got banned when we were playing together and we dont know why, and when i contacted some mods they said they cant do anything about it because the appeal was denied. They say he had macros but we were playing in the same room and definitely werent using macros.
i was somewhat hoping at the end he'd say "just remember to....... buy this merch"
I just got a mc account for java and I got perm banned in the first 10 seconds and I don’t know what a ban id is so I can’t get unbanned :(
When you said you were going to make a video out of this, this was not what I was thinking. This was hilarious.
Hey linehead thank you for respoding to my forum message and helping me realise what to do to work to helper!
I was banned for a YEAR for basically nothing. I was online 10 minutes before then I went to eat and came back. And I was banned
That skyclash lobby gives me the memories
I would love to see the guidelines on ninjas
I was banned today and I honestly don’t know how to appeal.
MAN I LOVE YOU. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH YOU HELPED ME WITH EVERYTHING.
wtf????
What kinda samurai knows Kung fu
how to get unbanned from a mc server
1. learn kung fu and brag about it on your appeal
2. say u don't have paypal so u don't have to pay the admin
3. use MySpace and say instagram and twitter suck
4. wait until the mod responds
5. enjoy ur unban
And I am also a SAMURAI (Ancient Japanese job) in KUNG FU (Chinese martial art)
UA-cam or Helper
Can helper do nick?
Can i pls have a full ban appeal because i appealed and i just got this bot saying No
Dude my first time watching your video and I LOVE IT
I got banned for 1 year because my little brother logged in hypixel with hacks , he didn't knew it was an accident and nobody was watching him because it was 9 am in the morning. Kinda unfair for me to get banned for 1 year because my little bro doesn't know english.
LINEHEAD! What was that music I love it
Linehead is a ninja, the other guy is a samurai.
Where was I going with this?
This gave me a good chuckle, good job! :D
Wait there's a rule specifically for samurai's XD
its funny but I get the whole honor thing and why a samurai wouldn't be unbanned in till the ban is lifted
I think my cpu spiked because I was not doing anything and just doing the parkour in the duels lobby but but I got banned! My friend came over and logged on to his account on my computer then HE got banned. I was not in any game and I was not lagging. I don't know what happened but I'm still not unbanned. I have to suffer for 15 more days
I just got an account from my friend and he was banned on every well known server. I'm just trying to appeal on hypixel now. Would it help if I took screenshots of him passing the account to me over and add it to my appeal? Or should I just play along with the watch dog appeal and say shit like I'm sincerely sorry?! Please help me I just really want to play with my friends.
2 Years ago I got banned because in a UHC game some guy said 'Someone plz DDOS me
I don't watch your vids that often but last night I had a dream I met you at like a hypixel convention irl
My friend got banned for like no reason..... Help!
that has to be the best ban appeal reply ever
i got permanently banned for no reason it stands your account has a security alert, please secure it and contact appeals what does that even mean what do i do??????
Can you help me at something like i was banned for hacking and i wasnt i was normaly playing on badlion client then suddenly i got banned when i tried to appeal they said i was using modifications like i wasnt even having mod only a autotip that comes from badlion client can you help at it?
Close call we nearly fall for that briber...
Skyclash lobby brings me back...
Rip Skyclash :(
now i want to learn to be a samurai and use myspace
I love how half of the video some random guy tries to bribe a helper with some random shit
would you rather lose your youtube channel and keep helper rank, or keep your youtube channel but lose your helper rank?
ua-cam.com/video/zOTPcS6mcAY/v-deo.html
i want to appeal but i cant how
now this is what you call quality content
nobody:
the hacker: *IM A SAMURAI*
r/mudanobody
Jotaro Kujo Tells a Joke Then Refuses to Explain It I wrote this comment a year ago the jokes dead now
I respect the Richard Feynmann pfp.
can you make a second ban appeal
What do you mean no meaning this has a very immense and deep meaning duh
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Oh my god almost died from laughter subbing right away
For some random reason this video was super funny and I loved it lmao
Bruh but if he said a tow week discount at Walmart, you would've taken it, right? I mean, wow.
that guideline cant be real
Yo I got falsebanned I was wondering if you could help me out
Don’t worry. I know Kung-fu and can be your personal samari
simon adds that to the guide lines
I was baned 4 years ago and I wasn’t hacking im still sad
Am i the only one who still uses Myspace?
That lobby in the background makes me sad :( 1:55
he’s in the skyclash lobby
Hey idk I’m new I just saw this video can I get banned for playing on hypixel but on windows 10 edition. Let me explain: I used a plugin for bedrock edition where I have to login into my java account. So I’m technically playing on my java account but on windows 10. And also I got banned for 2 months for doing this.
I like to fly back in build battle
2:44 Didn't blur the name.
Also you do realise we can put his guild name in and look for the VIP member with a face (not sure if it works like that but yeah xd)
If I got banned and you responded to my ban appeal with what you did here I would laugh so hard, it was hilarious
Can u release that fake rulebook to date my quarantine boredom.-.
Outro reminds me of nexterslab
hold up, this dude knows kung fu (china), but is also a samurai(japanese). So, did he travel both countries to train?
3:09 plz tell me u did not invent that and u wrote the whole paragraph ;-;
A Samurai, that can do Kung Fu?
Samurais are against Kung Fu.
Fun Fact: Ninjas never used shuriken, Samurais did.
I did not think of that when writting the "appeal"
I got banned for no reason on hypixel, and i appealed but they refused me, then asked why i got banned but theres no answer, just why?
Because theres a reason for every ban and no ban is a false ban. Cya nuub
@@BanditLeader Mate, i played Hypixel like 3 years ago, and i did few matches and got bored and i left, after seeing the hytale trailer, i wanted to see whats going on the server, and for my surprise, i was permanently banned
@@chape7489 k and? Either you're lying or someone else used your account and exploited.
@@BanditLeader Now i remember... I let my account to a "friend" years ago, maybe he used hacks on the server, cause in the ban reason specified i used cheating software, now i guess i need to buy a copy of Minecraft
Best ban appeal ever and he said his intention was to be in a video so I guess he got that
Who is using MySpace?!
i am
He has no idea there are rules to using a Samurai sword.
Or to being a samurai at all.
Kung fu? What does that have anything to do with Samurai?
I have a new purpose in life.
Scour the internet for hypixel staff guidelines to attempt to get unbanned through loopholes.
I got permabanned from watchdog for hacking in a *PVE co-op gamemode.*
Absolutely awesome, I kinda wanna come back because I feel I’m missing out on Minecraft at this point even though it’s like a 1.2 year old ban lol.
Bribery is a type of corruption
I dont even know how i got banned ;-;
I just realized that I am banned for hacking and also know Kung fu, lol, of course I quit playing Minecraft but still.
Btw this is an old ban appeao
hey: i recently sent a hypixel appeal (as i was banned and wasn't doing anything wrong) yet have been denied. anything you could do to help?
your texture pack name pls
You got a good laugh from me, loved it!