responding to a perfectly normal ban appeal

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  • Опубліковано 24 гру 2024

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  • @maddscraft5459
    @maddscraft5459 5 років тому +2593

    So... this person tried to bribe you to get himself unbanned from a Minecraft server and claims to
    1. Be a samurai
    2. Has gotten banned on Minecraft for hacking
    3. Use Myspace

    • @maddscraft5459
      @maddscraft5459 5 років тому +25

      @@facestabber 1:32

    • @maddscraft5459
      @maddscraft5459 5 років тому +8

      Maybe that's not exactly what he said, but it's close enough.

    • @futuriser367
      @futuriser367 5 років тому +23

      @@maddscraft5459 Also can do calculus AND MULTIPLICATION.

    • @BlockedUser420
      @BlockedUser420 5 років тому +1

      yup hes joking

    • @keitocuramite698
      @keitocuramite698 5 років тому +4

      discounts on walmart (his cousin works there)

  • @szarazfolditengerimalac
    @szarazfolditengerimalac 4 роки тому +55

    He's a samurai, mathematician, biologist, physicist, uses myspace and his cousin works at walmart. He's the ultimate lifeform.

  • @LazyFatSlimeJoelJoyce
    @LazyFatSlimeJoelJoyce 5 років тому +327

    Even tho he’s clearly joking, this is still great.

  • @Faithexx
    @Faithexx 5 років тому +1268

    Brilliant, staff guidelines leaked, you are not a real samurai, (as stated in section 2, paragraph 4, check it)

    • @okok-ol6vu
      @okok-ol6vu 5 років тому +2

      @Meatball40 dude its a joke lmao

    • @Rickinho3
      @Rickinho3 5 років тому +39

      @@okok-ol6vu *i think you're the one who didn't catch the joke*

    • @itzamir-plays9346
      @itzamir-plays9346 5 років тому +1

      Noice brain dude

    • @sansdr.philpillow9347
      @sansdr.philpillow9347 4 роки тому

      @@popepiusxv LMAO

    • @WokeDiogenes
      @WokeDiogenes 4 роки тому

      @@popepiusxv what other kind of "lmao" is there?

  • @lqstdragon1500
    @lqstdragon1500 5 років тому +421

    Am I stupid for just realising that the numbers in Section 13 Paragraph 37 say "1337" as in leet?
    3:11

  • @guyomation5732
    @guyomation5732 5 років тому +84

    Video meaning:
    Don't hack on servers, while being a samurai and using Myspace.

    • @Forty3Gaming
      @Forty3Gaming 2 роки тому +1

      Only if your a samuari using Myspace?

  • @amazingjay5588
    @amazingjay5588 5 років тому +486

    Huh, so Article 13 discriminates against samurai too

    • @Stikwithlove
      @Stikwithlove 4 роки тому

      Mr_Dynamicnades 124 :3 and hack

  • @MintyCodes
    @MintyCodes 5 років тому +219

    3:11 who else read the entire thing?

    • @Jake28
      @Jake28 5 років тому +1

      Me

    • @BlockedUser420
      @BlockedUser420 5 років тому +1

      yes

    • @Nuclearburrit0
      @Nuclearburrit0 5 років тому +1

      It was impressive

    • @Sebo420
      @Sebo420 5 років тому +1

      Me after i saw your comment

    • @mistqr
      @mistqr 4 роки тому

      That thing was great. I read it too lol

  • @GoAwayImHiding
    @GoAwayImHiding 5 років тому +165

    Bro you can't hit your keyboard 3 times to type 2 sentences. That's cheating.

  • @FBIAgent-bs9ie
    @FBIAgent-bs9ie 5 років тому +130

    Good vid Linehead. Keep up the great work!

    • @MrCatstache151
      @MrCatstache151 5 років тому +7

      FBI agent #4278 are you the fbi man In my webcam

    • @maddscraft5459
      @maddscraft5459 5 років тому +4

      Hah! My monitor doesn't even have a webcam!

    • @FBIAgent-bs9ie
      @FBIAgent-bs9ie 5 років тому +7

      Zephyr Kirby no I’m the man who lifts up your garage door

    • @OvertBoss
      @OvertBoss 5 років тому

      FBI agent #4278 hey could u like get out of my camera please

    • @maddscraft5459
      @maddscraft5459 5 років тому +3

      @@OvertBoss ​ Read the replies. FBI agent #4278 doesn't work in your webcam, he's the man who lifts up your garage door.

  • @Doggo_Mafia
    @Doggo_Mafia 5 років тому +77

    How is this guy NOT at 50k yet??? He so deserves it!!!

  • @lunashi_e
    @lunashi_e 4 роки тому +15

    "So, kids, what do we learn today?"
    "Linehead have 2 cats!"
    "Very good kids!"

  • @numb9679
    @numb9679 4 роки тому +2

    You know that if a samurai warrior failed to uphold his honor he could regain it by performing seppuku (ritual suicide), where the samurai literary cuts his stomach open and is a painful way to die. So... that dude has some problems to regain his honor....

  • @agoatwithnonamd
    @agoatwithnonamd 4 роки тому +118

    Wait, something seems off here...
    Watchdog bans cheaters?

    • @creestly8903
      @creestly8903 4 роки тому +4

      it bans people with vpns

    • @Upioti
      @Upioti 4 роки тому

      If they dont use sigma and use wurst ofc

  • @abcdef-ms9mb
    @abcdef-ms9mb 5 років тому +13

    Samurai who uses MySpace and does calculus and sciences. Dang.

  • @mikewerf
    @mikewerf 5 років тому +158

    lmfao I can't stop laughing

  • @Trigger0x10c
    @Trigger0x10c 5 років тому +51

    Samurai who knows kung-fu...
    Kung-fu is a Chinese martial arts system. The real Samurai would probably know Iaido, judo, aikido, kenjutsu etc. You know... JAPANESE MARTIAL ARTS

    • @tffbwd1
      @tffbwd1 3 роки тому

      Lol ikr

    • @newstartyt3700
      @newstartyt3700 Рік тому

      @@tffbwd1 No he is so smart that he is a Samurai who knows Chinese martial arts

  • @salt4045
    @salt4045 5 років тому +32

    This is the best Minecraft video ever

  • @Khual
    @Khual 5 років тому +12

    What with the mic in the ending part lmao
    3:20

  • @OrangeC7
    @OrangeC7 5 років тому +2

    I didn't expect this video to be what it was.
    But now, I cannot think for it to be something else.

  • @ThatDemonArchives
    @ThatDemonArchives 5 років тому +1

    I haven't use MySpace in ages, I thought it was dead. Also, that was an amazing way to tell that guy no.

  • @Ziegenhainy
    @Ziegenhainy 5 років тому +6

    Ah yes who couldve forgotten that rule that if a samurai writes a ban appeal and uses myspace or a hacked client, you have to remove their samurai licence

    • @Nuclearburrit0
      @Nuclearburrit0 5 років тому +3

      Clearly this Samurai. That'l teach him.

    • @Ziegenhainy
      @Ziegenhainy 5 років тому +1

      @@Nuclearburrit0 yeah, he needs to be deleted

  • @arabio7760
    @arabio7760 4 роки тому

    I was banned 3years ago and didn't know how to make an unban appeal now I did an appeal 6month's ago. But didn't get a response. Now I am trying to appeal again but it's telling me: You cant appeal again what can I do please because staff didn't see my appeal.

  • @biuco463
    @biuco463 2 роки тому +1

    2:44 you forgot to blur his name

  • @carlholmberg4205
    @carlholmberg4205 5 років тому +6

    Wow your editing skills are so good, keep it up :D

    • @jessveness
      @jessveness 5 років тому +1

      So good he forgot to blur his name :)
      Yeah though, I agree

  • @jennali9800
    @jennali9800 5 років тому +2

    First video of yours I saw. Subbed immediately. This is great.

  • @aaravbhatt237
    @aaravbhatt237 5 років тому +6

    Please do more of these types of videos!!

  • @lizzie_lestrange5895
    @lizzie_lestrange5895 5 років тому +1

    I've never watched a better UA-cam video, keep up the great work

  • @ProPlaysYT
    @ProPlaysYT 5 років тому

    1:57 it looks like the boots and the sky lash in the background is sky_lash cuz the boots

  • @Ebowleslap
    @Ebowleslap 5 років тому

    my brother got banned when we were playing together and we dont know why, and when i contacted some mods they said they cant do anything about it because the appeal was denied. They say he had macros but we were playing in the same room and definitely werent using macros.

  • @SabreExtra
    @SabreExtra 5 років тому

    i was somewhat hoping at the end he'd say "just remember to....... buy this merch"

  • @Gavin27431
    @Gavin27431 4 роки тому

    I just got a mc account for java and I got perm banned in the first 10 seconds and I don’t know what a ban id is so I can’t get unbanned :(

  • @Nathan100
    @Nathan100 5 років тому +2

    When you said you were going to make a video out of this, this was not what I was thinking. This was hilarious.

  • @vixxz7393
    @vixxz7393 5 років тому

    Hey linehead thank you for respoding to my forum message and helping me realise what to do to work to helper!

  • @thoughtlessdirector5246
    @thoughtlessdirector5246 3 роки тому

    I was banned for a YEAR for basically nothing. I was online 10 minutes before then I went to eat and came back. And I was banned

  • @Marlin123
    @Marlin123 4 роки тому

    That skyclash lobby gives me the memories

  • @freyamiles3718
    @freyamiles3718 5 років тому

    I would love to see the guidelines on ninjas

  • @jaleesa8523
    @jaleesa8523 4 роки тому

    I was banned today and I honestly don’t know how to appeal.

  • @panayiotispp
    @panayiotispp 5 років тому

    MAN I LOVE YOU. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH YOU HELPED ME WITH EVERYTHING.

  • @zZesterr
    @zZesterr 5 років тому +1

    What kinda samurai knows Kung fu

  • @Dauom
    @Dauom 4 роки тому +1

    how to get unbanned from a mc server
    1. learn kung fu and brag about it on your appeal
    2. say u don't have paypal so u don't have to pay the admin
    3. use MySpace and say instagram and twitter suck
    4. wait until the mod responds
    5. enjoy ur unban

  • @sbdkitty1939
    @sbdkitty1939 5 років тому +1

    And I am also a SAMURAI (Ancient Japanese job) in KUNG FU (Chinese martial art)

  • @CreativePig
    @CreativePig 5 років тому

    UA-cam or Helper
    Can helper do nick?

  • @TinyMandalorian
    @TinyMandalorian 5 років тому

    Can i pls have a full ban appeal because i appealed and i just got this bot saying No

  • @zrvex4056
    @zrvex4056 4 роки тому

    Dude my first time watching your video and I LOVE IT

  • @r3kty963
    @r3kty963 4 роки тому

    I got banned for 1 year because my little brother logged in hypixel with hacks , he didn't knew it was an accident and nobody was watching him because it was 9 am in the morning. Kinda unfair for me to get banned for 1 year because my little bro doesn't know english.

  • @Dreamweaver_Skunkbag
    @Dreamweaver_Skunkbag 4 роки тому

    LINEHEAD! What was that music I love it

  • @qazi_media_miq
    @qazi_media_miq 5 років тому +1

    Linehead is a ninja, the other guy is a samurai.
    Where was I going with this?

  • @laffuntilucry
    @laffuntilucry 5 років тому

    This gave me a good chuckle, good job! :D

  • @redfalconxx7931
    @redfalconxx7931 5 років тому

    Wait there's a rule specifically for samurai's XD
    its funny but I get the whole honor thing and why a samurai wouldn't be unbanned in till the ban is lifted

  • @MaangoShorts
    @MaangoShorts 4 роки тому

    I think my cpu spiked because I was not doing anything and just doing the parkour in the duels lobby but but I got banned! My friend came over and logged on to his account on my computer then HE got banned. I was not in any game and I was not lagging. I don't know what happened but I'm still not unbanned. I have to suffer for 15 more days

  • @BoarPit
    @BoarPit 4 роки тому

    I just got an account from my friend and he was banned on every well known server. I'm just trying to appeal on hypixel now. Would it help if I took screenshots of him passing the account to me over and add it to my appeal? Or should I just play along with the watch dog appeal and say shit like I'm sincerely sorry?! Please help me I just really want to play with my friends.

  • @AdderForAll
    @AdderForAll 5 років тому

    2 Years ago I got banned because in a UHC game some guy said 'Someone plz DDOS me

  • @NeedNot
    @NeedNot 5 років тому +1

    I don't watch your vids that often but last night I had a dream I met you at like a hypixel convention irl

  • @NMMShred
    @NMMShred 5 років тому

    My friend got banned for like no reason..... Help!

  • @Noel_FGC
    @Noel_FGC 4 роки тому

    that has to be the best ban appeal reply ever

  • @NGZN
    @NGZN 5 років тому

    i got permanently banned for no reason it stands your account has a security alert, please secure it and contact appeals what does that even mean what do i do??????

  • @TalTicoYT
    @TalTicoYT 5 років тому

    Can you help me at something like i was banned for hacking and i wasnt i was normaly playing on badlion client then suddenly i got banned when i tried to appeal they said i was using modifications like i wasnt even having mod only a autotip that comes from badlion client can you help at it?

  • @UnzipsMCisReal
    @UnzipsMCisReal 5 років тому

    Close call we nearly fall for that briber...

  • @Crevasse
    @Crevasse 4 роки тому

    Skyclash lobby brings me back...
    Rip Skyclash :(

  • @Retro_80
    @Retro_80 6 місяців тому

    now i want to learn to be a samurai and use myspace

  • @gotocrisps2614
    @gotocrisps2614 2 роки тому

    I love how half of the video some random guy tries to bribe a helper with some random shit

  • @wooshbait5564
    @wooshbait5564 5 років тому +3

    would you rather lose your youtube channel and keep helper rank, or keep your youtube channel but lose your helper rank?

    • @JJPMaster
      @JJPMaster 5 років тому

      ua-cam.com/video/zOTPcS6mcAY/v-deo.html

  • @moovieemomentssmrbea
    @moovieemomentssmrbea 4 роки тому

    i want to appeal but i cant how

  • @aydenmudge279
    @aydenmudge279 5 років тому +1

    now this is what you call quality content

  • @kaimemes
    @kaimemes 5 років тому +4

    nobody:
    the hacker: *IM A SAMURAI*

    • @metekaygsz7681
      @metekaygsz7681 4 роки тому

      r/mudanobody

    • @kaimemes
      @kaimemes 4 роки тому

      Jotaro Kujo Tells a Joke Then Refuses to Explain It I wrote this comment a year ago the jokes dead now

    • @SierNotsruht
      @SierNotsruht Рік тому

      I respect the Richard Feynmann pfp.

  • @Moloqan
    @Moloqan 5 років тому

    can you make a second ban appeal

  • @pasteln
    @pasteln 5 років тому +4

    What do you mean no meaning this has a very immense and deep meaning duh

    • @Penguins826
      @Penguins826 4 роки тому

      P N #milkbeforecerealgang watch how daddy penguin pours his cereal 🐧👍🏽 ITS A JOKE DONT GET MAD FOR SELFT ADVERTISING ua-cam.com/video/bs3Vj9GXGOU/v-deo.html

  • @6List
    @6List 4 роки тому

    Oh my god almost died from laughter subbing right away

  • @gamingandmorewithkyle5140
    @gamingandmorewithkyle5140 4 роки тому

    For some random reason this video was super funny and I loved it lmao

  • @Ducc
    @Ducc 4 роки тому

    Bruh but if he said a tow week discount at Walmart, you would've taken it, right? I mean, wow.

  • @timekeeperz9714
    @timekeeperz9714 5 років тому +1

    that guideline cant be real

  • @Discoverers
    @Discoverers 5 років тому +1

    Yo I got falsebanned I was wondering if you could help me out

  • @mobolite
    @mobolite 5 років тому

    Don’t worry. I know Kung-fu and can be your personal samari

  • @itzvoid4161
    @itzvoid4161 4 роки тому

    simon adds that to the guide lines

  • @azam_mq1041
    @azam_mq1041 4 роки тому

    I was baned 4 years ago and I wasn’t hacking im still sad

  • @Bebble
    @Bebble 4 роки тому +1

    Am i the only one who still uses Myspace?

  • @rottweilers6725
    @rottweilers6725 4 роки тому +1

    That lobby in the background makes me sad :( 1:55

  • @dohjdohj
    @dohjdohj 4 роки тому

    he’s in the skyclash lobby

  • @ilyroie7693
    @ilyroie7693 4 роки тому

    Hey idk I’m new I just saw this video can I get banned for playing on hypixel but on windows 10 edition. Let me explain: I used a plugin for bedrock edition where I have to login into my java account. So I’m technically playing on my java account but on windows 10. And also I got banned for 2 months for doing this.

  • @sk1ersstaff851
    @sk1ersstaff851 5 років тому

    I like to fly back in build battle

  • @0cp123
    @0cp123 5 років тому

    2:44 Didn't blur the name.
    Also you do realise we can put his guild name in and look for the VIP member with a face (not sure if it works like that but yeah xd)

  • @psun256
    @psun256 4 роки тому

    If I got banned and you responded to my ban appeal with what you did here I would laugh so hard, it was hilarious

  • @LordEnder86
    @LordEnder86 4 роки тому

    Can u release that fake rulebook to date my quarantine boredom.-.

  • @not2hot99
    @not2hot99 5 років тому

    Outro reminds me of nexterslab

  • @probablyworth3088
    @probablyworth3088 4 роки тому +1

    hold up, this dude knows kung fu (china), but is also a samurai(japanese). So, did he travel both countries to train?

  • @MrBoomington
    @MrBoomington 5 років тому

    3:09 plz tell me u did not invent that and u wrote the whole paragraph ;-;

  • @KittenKatja
    @KittenKatja 5 років тому +2

    A Samurai, that can do Kung Fu?
    Samurais are against Kung Fu.
    Fun Fact: Ninjas never used shuriken, Samurais did.

    • @myspacesam6829
      @myspacesam6829 5 років тому

      I did not think of that when writting the "appeal"

  • @chape7489
    @chape7489 5 років тому

    I got banned for no reason on hypixel, and i appealed but they refused me, then asked why i got banned but theres no answer, just why?

    • @BanditLeader
      @BanditLeader 5 років тому

      Because theres a reason for every ban and no ban is a false ban. Cya nuub

    • @chape7489
      @chape7489 5 років тому

      @@BanditLeader Mate, i played Hypixel like 3 years ago, and i did few matches and got bored and i left, after seeing the hytale trailer, i wanted to see whats going on the server, and for my surprise, i was permanently banned

    • @BanditLeader
      @BanditLeader 5 років тому

      @@chape7489 k and? Either you're lying or someone else used your account and exploited.

    • @chape7489
      @chape7489 5 років тому

      @@BanditLeader Now i remember... I let my account to a "friend" years ago, maybe he used hacks on the server, cause in the ban reason specified i used cheating software, now i guess i need to buy a copy of Minecraft

  • @micofone
    @micofone 5 років тому

    Best ban appeal ever and he said his intention was to be in a video so I guess he got that

  • @eingriefer3719
    @eingriefer3719 4 роки тому +1

    Who is using MySpace?!

  • @ZombieNek0
    @ZombieNek0 5 років тому

    He has no idea there are rules to using a Samurai sword.
    Or to being a samurai at all.
    Kung fu? What does that have anything to do with Samurai?

  • @heathjake25
    @heathjake25 4 роки тому

    I have a new purpose in life.
    Scour the internet for hypixel staff guidelines to attempt to get unbanned through loopholes.
    I got permabanned from watchdog for hacking in a *PVE co-op gamemode.*
    Absolutely awesome, I kinda wanna come back because I feel I’m missing out on Minecraft at this point even though it’s like a 1.2 year old ban lol.

  • @deqnq1705
    @deqnq1705 5 років тому +1

    Bribery is a type of corruption

  • @Andrew-rk1mx
    @Andrew-rk1mx 4 роки тому

    I dont even know how i got banned ;-;

  • @JakeWavez
    @JakeWavez 5 років тому

    I just realized that I am banned for hacking and also know Kung fu, lol, of course I quit playing Minecraft but still.

  • @micofone
    @micofone 5 років тому

    Btw this is an old ban appeao

  • @lukewal99
    @lukewal99 5 років тому

    hey: i recently sent a hypixel appeal (as i was banned and wasn't doing anything wrong) yet have been denied. anything you could do to help?

  • @sahilgamer1701
    @sahilgamer1701 2 роки тому

    your texture pack name pls

  • @yarigaso
    @yarigaso 5 років тому

    You got a good laugh from me, loved it!