"ACCIDENTALLY" Killing My Teammates In Tarkov
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- Опубліковано 2 лип 2024
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/ omidlive
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/ zchum
/ icelandicgamergirl
/ papapoob
/ juncker_
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0:00 - Intro
1:30 - Sponsor
3:04 - Hunting Omid
4:54 - Hunting ExfilCamper
8:45 - Hunting Poob
12:23 - The Perfect Kill
13:25 - Conclusion
14:38 - Bonus Clips - Ігри
btw Poob's unease at 9:45 is absolutely classic. he knows somethings up. his spidey sense is tingling. he can feel it. he acts cordial, he pals around with me, but in the back of his mind he knows he's taking a stroll to see the cask of amontillado at the back of the cellar.
Shut up Sam.
Love the reference
@@alexroxhissox shit up
Not a single person asked.
@@alexroxhissox Little boy angry
the next time we meet its gonna be like han solo and greedo. whos gonna make the first move...
ITS ON SIGHT
Hope you're quick on the draw Aqua, because Sam is so slimy that gun is gonna come sliding out real quickly
Not so much a partnership as a duel at dawn.
It’s high noon aqua
You deserve it for those puppies you drowned
This is why you were asking about if we could play with the ping....
Should taken the bait
Pestily please unban me in your twitch chat.. it was an unjust banning.
Moments before death
@@LLLLLDDLDLD I was told to go to his stream and put "Free Nakita" cause someone named real Nakita got banned from the discord..
@@DBreeazyy bruh...thats just kinda disrespectful...Nakita is his wife
Sam is the kinda guy that does that jimmy kimmel "i ate all my kids halloween candy" thing, pretending its a joke until his kids slowly realize that he actually ate all their halloween candy all the while assuring them it wasnt him.
Only difference is that Sam is actually funny.
I believe they call that gaslighting, sociopathic perhaps.
@@floogalflambyn6805 it would be if it were manipulation for the purpsoes of exploitation, in this case its for comedic effect due to the absurdity of it
@@floogalflambyn6805 You can't gaslight a gaslighter: chances are that Sam will eventually teach them the laws of gaslighting through practice rather than study.
"was twelve years a slave based on a true story?"
sam: " *"yea slavery was a thing"*
@@Alepap. Succinct and accurate.
before seeing this comment i had no clue neither what his stream highlight titles were for.
or what they were, for some reason i thought it was, 12 hours, a slave or something like that
😂😂😂😂😂
“Killing people just on purpose isn’t fun, it’s mean”
*proceeds to kill ExfilCamper in labs*
How do you think he learned that it was mean?
Remember Sam’s words of wisdom, do as he says not as he does
Exfil deserves it tbh
@@xanderlaskey2753 you dirty chad
@@xanderlaskey2753 I go back and forth, giving Exfil views supports him but then again good to learn all the spots to prenade.
I feel like Sam found himself accidentally killing his teammates a lot and then just decided to start doing it on purpose so he could make a video out of it
"Accidentally"
"I made a video encouraging people to exit camp and ruin the game"
man how can he possibly top this?
"I made a montage of me shotting my friends in the back and pretending it was an accident"
there it is...
I can't wait for the "I trick my friends into walking into death" video
I can't wait for "I have no friends because I'm a douche bag"
@@adriangoodman8901 lol no thats ur life buddy
@@adriangoodman8901 jew
@@adriangoodman8901 😂 lol Sam will always have friends. His douche bag attitude attracts a certain breed of men who can’t resist his charm.
9:55
"You just all the sudden have this vigor to play with all these Tarkov streamers."
_Kettle boils_
"Your hair is small." Its been a few months since i laughed that hard.
I bet Poobs instinct after being team killed was to take it out on a dog.
Throw it down the stairs
I don’t understand the reference.
@@John-doe955 its a forehead fables podcast reference
Michael Vick moment
"I didnt know the gun was loaded with 30 bullets"
sips convincingly
Yah know I’ve been thinking about annoying things and I thought of the best thing ever... they should add a ghillie suit to tarkov
Could be a headwear/rig combo from a boss scav on woods
He called it
@@urbanarmy3874 what if you had to kill shturman like 25-100 times like the track suit
@@urbanarmy3874 should cost like 750k for it tho
And claymores
Poob: "Something is not right"
Sam: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeze"
Sam is like Meaty Marley except funny
@@asianbecomedoctor2321 youre just mad youre bad at R6S
@@waynep1782 Marley isn’t funny though
@@ericcheong9150 true
22:00 "I'll groom a thousand children before I let this channel die"
I'm imagining Sam actually wheezing at his own stupid jokes at his friend's funeral now and it's great
It’s always a good day whenever Sam uploads
Indeed it is, indeed it is...
yep
My father died today
@@Alfie02 its still a good day
@@Chegg_Chegg yeah sam uploads cure very case of the sadness
Aqua at the Nuremburg trials "I'll choose swim everytime."
Hey bro lve
@@murderlandsfinest7586 you’ve
Can I the
"THIS VIDEO HAS A SPONSOR!" he says while holding a diet coke mid screen eye level
General Sam and the flash bang rounds are such a power couple
"Your hair is small." Its been a few months since i laughed that hard.
Timestamp?
@@ryanflippinharris it was in the "extras" after the video
I would have to look but theres a point where its only audio
And not that far after the video portion ends
1554
_joking about literal homicide against another streamer_
_"oh yeah, we have a sponsor."_
(Edit: sub pls?)
after aqua moved into his house and realized that he was a slave to the banks for 30 years he openly embraced the escape i provided him
@@GeneralSam recent homeowner myself - can confirm.
it's not homicide it's assisted suicide
clearly you've never committed assisted suicide before
@@SpaceMissile Dude nice, im closing on my first house in the next week or two
@@GeneralSam im assuming its your bank
Poob's "god daaamn iiiit" had me laughing my ass off, it's just too genuine.
Sam having lvl 41 worries me the most, somewhere, out there...he actually plays the game and watches us all
Diet Coke is required everywhere, including at funerals.
Pour some on the ground out of respect, sure there will be ants fucking everywhere but are you seriously gonna disrespect the dead?
WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HOT girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest UA-camr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear gh8
He is like a boomer but with a Diet Coke
Diet coke has artificial sugar in it.... Ants wont show up
@@thesaviorofsouls5210 P sure they dropped that shit from planes to defoliate the jungle in Vietnam.
"The only thing Aqua has ever done ironically is make love to his wife."
And pretending he likes black'jews' and the homeless
It's a good burn, because of the implication.
@@brandonp3455 Thanks for analysis Señor Obvious.
@@Swolsuke Bills in the mail. And that's Captain, to you.
@@yoshi0k262 I’m so confused
Imagine playing with him and thinking all those times were “accidents” then he releases this video 😹
Money he litterally made this video to tell all his friends "See, it was for a youtube video!" so every time he teamkilled it was just a prank bro
I have never heard aqua laugh like he did when you said your hair was "small"
Ikr and when he said he wanted a chute of hair like bert I fucking died laughing
Aqua cracks up at awkward and clean insults. It's hilarious how he and Sam are polar opposites in humor
“Oh shit! A rat!” -Tarkov Devs before implementing an update that makes it easier for Rats to live.
Wait what do you mean? Did they change something again or did you mean the flash rounds?
@@Deppie_____ star rounds made ratting easier than ever, because the person gets 1-2 seconds of extremely poor visibility, and then they get full blind for about 30 seconds. that's why I call them "rat rounds". also because the people who use them extensively are just as hated as rats were when Sam drew the line in the sand
@@unearthlyenemy they also work on raiders. Landmark used them on labs and just went up an meleed both PMC's and raiders. raiders dont shoot back. PMC's may panic spray.
Next do: "ACCIDENTALLY" killing my friends everytime they get good loot.
The good book says: "What father among you, if his son asks for a fish will give him a snake instead? Or if he asks for an egg, will give him a scorpion?" This is no longer a rhetorical question, the answer is the man at who gives a star round when asked for meds at 11:46. What father among you? Sam. It's Sam.
The only thing good about that book is that it burns really easily and you can cook heroin on the flames.
9:26 he's confused, he's animated, he's agitated, *he's next*
Sam accidently kills his teammates like how Aqua accidently yells racial obscenities at Jews.
It may not have been a conscious act, but it was a very enjoyable one?
"accidentally"
I love aqua even more now
BASED AQUA
@@TheBeefPudding True Gamer
literally the only youtuber that makes me laugh incredibly. with the amazing editing, and personality.
Dude i remember your vr skyrim vid! Looks like that vid really blew you channel up! Im so happy for you man. Awesome job.
16:16 I have never heard aqua laugh that hard lol
Sam: "I'm going to make an enemy of this man who has mastered the art of stealth and tarkov assassinations. Surely this can't go wrong"
Whom?
@@TDCFire exfil camper
Sam, thank you for your entertaining content. Love the raving in front of a green screen with a mic you do in your tarkov videos. Keep it up!
Sam this might be the best video ive ever seen. Please make more watching your friends suffer is so funny
That "Why are you like this?!" was the realest thing I've heard in a long time lmao
Alright here we go, Forbbiden Rat Knowledge:
Grab a MP7, with 20 rounders of AP SX, place the MP7 in your chest rig folded, and hotkey it to 4.
Load in only wearing the Scav vest.
They’ll never know what hit em.
Can do the same with an MP5-K, for my poor homies
You seeing this sam???
why fold it in your scav vest? so they dont take it?
@@halolong679 not sure that will work when you spray them down, I would take a kedyr in your primary so they think you were shooting with that
@@forkbeater8763 It goes in your vest so you can hotkey it (but not openly show a weapon)
that whole killing aqua fps bit sounds a lot like Alick Baldwin rn
“The perfect kill” segment killed me 💀
My buddy "accidentally" shot me in the back of the head while I was prone looting some guy he killed. He must have been pretty upset that my grubby rat hands were taking his hard earned loot.
Sometimes I pause sam’s videos and just be like “Jesus this dude is really a bad guy”
Turns out we were rooting for the bad guy the entire time :/
He lives in Florida, of course he's a genuine dirtbag.
@@brandonp3455 toxic
@@SoakieCat you’re toxic
classic sam enjoyers know it's a part of why we love him
This was one of the most hilarious videos so far. Thank you.
I only just discovered you. But you have me dying laughing. This is hands down the best channel on UA-cam. Subbed.
*sees wine glass in the thumbnail*
"That's diet coke, isn't it Sam?"
sam just accidently shot his friends so often that he decided to put the clips together and play it off as a video idea
haven't subbed to people on youtube in like 10 years, and honestly man, can't stop laughing. breaking that streak
"I'm so sorry for your loss" *casually sips diet coke*
And the FOOL said he was done with tarkov content.
*We all knew you couldn't stop ratting even if you wanted to, Sam.*
Wait until streets of tarkov gets released xD
@@slomnim He'll be the fucking Chef Gusteau of Tarkov i tell ya
Next video should have some sort of title like
"The death of the middle class in tarkov" or "Gaslighting my friends in tarkov"
This makes me laugh every single time. Golden content
bruh ive BEEN waiting for more tarkov with daddy sam
What are friends for?
Sam: Providing me with content.
I’m going to watch the video later, if it isn’t all about the flash shotgun, I’m going to be very disappointed.
Edit (11 hours later) : I’ve watched the video, and Sam is the same shitbag we all know in love. 10/10.
Boy are you in for a treat
Lol you called it my guy
surprise surprise
Your expectations will be met.
I think you'll be pleasently suprised
your laugh brings me a never ending amount of joy to which you cannot fathom
I don't think I've enjoyed this much rage since Nogla blew up Wildcat, you truly are the definition of "Accidental TK" here is your crown for making people rage in such rythmic fashion that truly rivals music
Out of genuine curiosity, how do you still get people to play with you when you do this stuff LMFAO
Lies and deciet
He’s got the viewers
Bro that small hair bit almost killed me I took a spit of water before he said that lmao
Love the vids man!
4:37 ive watched this so many times and it just gets funnier every time lmao
It's amazing how you uploaded this after I raged from a customs run where my buddy locked eyes with another PMC walked past him and melted me in a bush as I was packing mags. He assumed the dude who he exchanged glances with was me and dug around until he saw my sorry ass. I used to relish in the thought of letting my guard down around my friends until he prone boned me.
Sam really labeled the sponsored section so that it would be easier for us to skip
I dont see those ads with Sponsorblock for Chrome! :)
@@stan464 the in video sponsor 😐
This video was great Sam, nice work
Sam really be putting out some solid content week after week yo
I was having a shitty day when I saw aqua uploaded. But I had an immediate positive outlook on the rest of the day when I saw general Sam on my notifications
Do you have something against aqua? From the way you worded your comment, it makes it seem like you had a shitty day because aqua uploaded, since you don’t follow it up.
“Who knew the gun was loaded”… That aged well mr. Baldwin
I legit forgot you had a youtube, i just been chillin at work listing to your podcasts
This is hands down one of the best videos I have seen from sam!!! 👏👏🍷
The scuff on the funeral section makes it 100x better.
My grandmother passed away to day. And this tarkov video was just what I needed to smile on such a difficult day. Thank you sam
Idc
Idc
that is nice
Did she have any good loot?
this comment reply section is cringe
general sam videos make me feel good and are relaxing
“I didn’t know the gun was loaded... with 30 bullets”
golden
I thought he was gonna start singing the fallout song
The sip really did it
30 is quite low for sam's skill level
@@shroook I didn't know the gun was loaded, and I'm so sorry my friend
Sam is that guy on COD zombies where everyone holds off but there is only one point of weakness to the strategy which is unlocking one door an the whole team crumbles, I love opening that door
I haven’t played Tarkov in a while and the first thing I thought upon seeing the flash shotgun rounds was, “Hot damn imagine exit camping with that baby”. Your rodent ways have corrupted me, Samuel.
“Surely the next one fla....” “No no no no no no no” 😂😂😂😂
This is entertaining as ballz..
Jezuz. I just installed eft, never even played it yet, never heared of general sam but OMG, your style of video is genius. That shotgun flashbang part was hilarious!!
amazing as always
Last time I was this early, I just cried in her arms for 10 minutes
Did you Die In Your Arms Tonite?
@@Dorf274 must have been something he said
Sam: the master of turning no content into an entire novel.
I was there for all of the exfil ones 😂 they were perfect
Sam bringing misery to others brings me great joy
13:03 “It’s absolute mayham”
-General Sam 2020
"your hair is small" - Dennis Reynolds
Dude. GeneralSam you did it again man. Super funny vid. That part after you killed Poob, and you started busting out the Diet Coke, all waspy and whatnot, I almkst gave myself a hernia like you got :')
Lmfao! Poob screaming "why"
Sam is such a good dad hes had years of misery to prepare him for it
"Your hair is small"
Imma take that
10:45 "OHH THE CROSSFIRE!" had me laughing so hard !! he was SO unsuspecting right there hahHAH
You’re one of the best creators out there man thank you
Last time I was this early I had a "Last time I was this early" joke prepared
this guys humor always gives me "im definitely the coolest person on the discord server" vibes
I think you read him wrong.
hatin fr
Had PSATs today, this mad me the day alot better
love your humor sam. always did.
The cowboy bebop shirt is lit
Poob- "I got a bad feeling about this" General Sam "What ever do you mean I just wanna play with my bros"
Poob having that eye of the bewildered. Seeing past the rat's lies and deception.
sam i’m not gonna lie this is one of my favorite tarkov videos