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  • Опубліковано 24 гру 2024

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  • @HeyCara
    @HeyCara  Рік тому +454

    everyone tell my girlfriend Autumn who also edited this video HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 🥰💞 (and that she did a fantastic job editing this too ofc!!!)

    • @VonBlade
      @VonBlade Рік тому +9

      Wait what? I mean, it's my birthday today. So happy birthday us.

    • @XorzyAlex
      @XorzyAlex Рік тому +20

      HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUTUMN!

    • @khilorn
      @khilorn Рік тому +8

      Happy Birthday Autumn! 🎉

    • @real-lacey
      @real-lacey Рік тому +4

      HHPYY VBRITHDAAYYY Y:DDDD :333

    • @Baconomics1
      @Baconomics1 Рік тому +1

      HAPPY BIRTHDDAY AUTUMN

  • @heinzlilio4612
    @heinzlilio4612 Рік тому +238

    In Ck2 if you invite a random drunk with over 10 intrigue somehow he rats the plot out to your liege instantly giving the horrible -20 opinion modifier

    • @sire_beandon
      @sire_beandon Рік тому +21

      if you end the plot before you click the event your leige doesn't find out lol

  • @printulintunericului
    @printulintunericului Рік тому +41

    0:53 The average height in the Roman empire for a male was 170 cm (5ft 7). So it's true that people used to be shorter in the old times, but not by a lot.

  • @pimmpslap
    @pimmpslap Рік тому +163

    I always marry my daughters matrilineally to the grandsons of Kings if their father doesn't hold a title. Since they aren't direct heirs to any land they just accept. And in 3 generations you have a dynasty member on a new throne and you didn't even have to shed a single drop of blood.

    • @pimmpslap
      @pimmpslap Рік тому +33

      Great way to get the Dynasty of Many Crowns decision and achievement if you don't wanna go around conquering and releasing 9 other kingdoms.

    • @Amy_the_Lizard
      @Amy_the_Lizard 4 місяці тому

      Yup

    • @duncanharrell5009
      @duncanharrell5009 4 місяці тому +2

      … WHY DID I NEVER THINK OF THIS!?
      Then again, I can never get anyone to marry my daughters matrilineally.

    • @Amy_the_Lizard
      @Amy_the_Lizard 4 місяці тому +3

      @duncanharrell5009 It helps if you choose dynasty bonuses that boost marriage acceptance, and/or bribe/befriend the person who's accepting/rejecting the proposal. Offering to host a grand wedding helps as well

    • @wizardflaps
      @wizardflaps 4 місяці тому +1

      Your girls never menstruated?

  • @unnameduser5647
    @unnameduser5647 Рік тому +101

    The India meme is very true. When i played there and started tall and united it all later, I ended up with like 200k troops right after unlocking late medival and had elephants that did like 1100 dmg. It was acually insane. I also took land directly from the Mongols and just concered the whole of byzantium because flex.

    • @thelemonofgaming6303
      @thelemonofgaming6303 Рік тому

      I have gotta do that myself, the only question is how?

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 4 місяці тому +3

      India is bigger than Western Europe.
      People underestimate the achievement of going full Ahsoka.

  • @ethanbailey5636
    @ethanbailey5636 Рік тому +70

    Fun fact: the fighter jet one is actually based on a Stellaris loading screen for their first contact dlc.

  • @sauronsmundwinkel
    @sauronsmundwinkel Рік тому +61

    ambitious doesnt give you stress when you give out duchys or countys whilst being over your domain limit

    • @Elholz
      @Elholz Рік тому +16

      Yeah, it used to always give stress but they changed that a few months after the game came out.

    • @apollothegreatt
      @apollothegreatt Рік тому +6

      Yeah i was wondering what she was talking about, ambitious is an incredible trait to have, especially if you rp your character.

    • @adreak9868
      @adreak9868 3 місяці тому +1

      Greedy does give you stress when giving away land or gold, though

  • @theoozemen3646
    @theoozemen3646 4 місяці тому +18

    I also had the Pope give himself a claim to my empire, was blindsided because he was +100 and then dropped to -5 after he gave himself a claim to my shit

  • @JoshSweetvale
    @JoshSweetvale 4 місяці тому +11

    9:35 You laugh, but if you're in the Hermetics, you can have an experimental flintlock pistol as early as game start. It stomps duels. Who needs Satanism, I have a blackpowder smoothbore!

  • @andrewgreenwood9068
    @andrewgreenwood9068 Рік тому +56

    There is a province in India with 7 holding slots 6 of which are farmlands. I had a campaign where i had a monthly income of over 100 with just that provence.

    • @thelemonofgaming6303
      @thelemonofgaming6303 10 місяців тому +2

      What is said County's name and which Crusader Kings game is it in?

    • @andrewgreenwood9068
      @andrewgreenwood9068 10 місяців тому +5

      @@thelemonofgaming6303 I can't remember what it's called but it is in ck3 and it's the one on the mainland side of the crossing to sri lanka

    • @thelemonofgaming6303
      @thelemonofgaming6303 10 місяців тому

      In 867 I think you're talking about the Pandya Raj, one of my favourite places in India. Thanks mate.@@andrewgreenwood9068

    • @Aaron067
      @Aaron067 4 місяці тому +2

      Lore accurate india

  • @martinlorca2024
    @martinlorca2024 4 місяці тому +4

    6:50 Every time i get disscover i just think.
    "Do i go back in time before i get disscovered?" Because it is SO frustrating. I just hate when that happens. And it is worst because i just make this 3 or 4 deaths before to get the person i want in the throne and then just in the last step i get this huge obstacle of nowhere and my plans gets obliterated.

  • @romanmorozov6974
    @romanmorozov6974 Рік тому +21

    I remember one game I was trying to restore the Roman Empire and I married my daughter matrilineally into the Byzantine Empire. One generation later I could just claim the whole empire cuz the emperor was of my house

  • @hamsters7760
    @hamsters7760 4 місяці тому +5

    "100 years in debt" isn't the duration wealth has been negative but the time to climb out via kingdom income. Bad times. But that DOES mean there's a few ways to climb out quicker.

  • @malevanor
    @malevanor Рік тому +8

    It's not just your first born that is invariably terrible, for male dominated cultures it's all male children, while your daughters are incredible.

  • @Matan1313
    @Matan1313 4 місяці тому +15

    I played a Roman cannibal astaru king in the place of the Holy Roman Empire and the pope declared a holy war on me. 72000 troops of 42 nations vs 7000 of my own troops. I somehow won with them ending up at 4000 troops and me at 10,000. From that moment I declared I shall eat the pope. From that moment onwards I invaded all of Italy and preceded to crush the Papancy and the surrounding kingdoms and eat EVERY SINGLE person I took prisoner except the very high ranking women who I made my concubines as punishment for standing against me. I succeeded in my venture, the pope is eaten with at least 100-200 other people I think, including little babies.

  • @entothechesnautknight1762
    @entothechesnautknight1762 3 місяці тому +1

    "This is just me" to Bocci, who canonically kinda wants to be a professional gamer with a gamer girlfriend, is shockingly accurate, actually.

  • @andrewshaw1571
    @andrewshaw1571 4 місяці тому +4

    I remember my disastrous ck2 agot game as tywin lannister. Died of natural causes 4 days in, had to play as tyrion. Cool.
    Old man hoster tully decided to get caught sleeping with cersei. Push came to shove and war broke out against the riverlands, the main riverland army got crushed by chad eddard stark.
    A tiny piece that didnt get to join the main army got crushed by my force but i didnt realise tyrion had decided to lead the army himself.
    Despite it being something like 350 men against 25,000 (cant remember) tyrion still managed to get into a duel with an enemy knight where, due to being a dwarf, he got cut down.
    Luckily jaime lannister got arrested for sleeping with cersei, booting him from the kings guard so i got to play as prison jaime, whose shit at governing so i had a rebellion in about 2 years.
    Managed to win through heavy debt and got released from prison to rule properly, thought it'd be funny to get betrothed to dany despite her fucking hating me for killing her dad.
    Spent years trying to fix the damage to my lands and forgot about the betrothal so when she came of age, we married and robert declared war on me if i didnt hand my new wife over.
    I reckon i found just about every rake i could step on.

  • @josecorchete3732
    @josecorchete3732 Рік тому +12

    Using incognito mode to browse reddit was a very good idea 😂

  • @pieceofschmidtgamer
    @pieceofschmidtgamer Рік тому +4

    I once murdered my soulmate as the Roman Emperor...
    I can't remember why.

  • @littlearch4449
    @littlearch4449 Рік тому +40

    Happy birthday 🎉 you did a great job. Have a wonderful birthday

  • @Blossomy77
    @Blossomy77 Рік тому +11

    In ck3 if you play on console you can't actually hybridise cultures and if you look at another kingdoms culture you have to first press A which will send you to some random culture like Mongol or something then and only then can you exit the culture screen by pressing B

  • @teardeem
    @teardeem Рік тому +4

    pretty sure the greedy/ambitious trait only gives you stress if you give away land when you're at/below your holdings cap

  • @lexicon7336
    @lexicon7336 2 місяці тому

    I had a save game that lasted basically minutes. Started as Zeeland, fellow vassal rebels for independence, I join him and I'm singlehandedly winning the war, sieging all the holdings, winning all the battles... and then my fellow vassal somehow gets himself captured, war score goes from like +76% to -100% in an instant and I am immediately imprisoned and my title is revoked. I must've sat there in stunned silence for a minute or so, just trying to work out what happened.

  • @zoyonara
    @zoyonara Рік тому +11

    Happy birthday Autumn!^_^ And fantacular editing too:)

  • @Karash770-k9d
    @Karash770-k9d 4 місяці тому +1

    Weird feeling of randomly getting this video on my UA-cam recommendations and see HeyCara commenting on a Reddit comment I made about a year ago.

  • @songsayswhat
    @songsayswhat 4 місяці тому

    The "I took him [assassin] out" person should have drawn the assassin's dead legs coming out from the curtains.

  • @andrewgreenwood9068
    @andrewgreenwood9068 Рік тому +1

    5:40 you cant claim kingdoms or empires as an emperor. What you can do is claim every duchy in the realm and declare for all of it

  • @existential_sad_boi
    @existential_sad_boi Рік тому

    I YELL any time i get a character with Ambitious, Greedy or Shy. Stress is so unmanageable sometimes lmaoooooooooooo

  • @washinthewind
    @washinthewind Рік тому +2

    This is my preferred way to read r/crusaderkings. Happy Birthday, Autumn!!!

  • @Rynewulf
    @Rynewulf Рік тому +4

    Happy birthday season-before-winter! (Thats her Argonian roleplay name)

  • @The_Darke_Lorde
    @The_Darke_Lorde Місяць тому

    10:20 I filter for traits and then filter by alliance power, getting a good mate with power

  • @Bluechief6
    @Bluechief6 Рік тому +1

    I'm surprised you don't have more Sims videos with the amount of these that were just weird bugs/interactions

  • @shadowking1795
    @shadowking1795 4 місяці тому

    I built my riches and got more than 30,000 gold as one character over several centuries building my German Proto-Rome

  • @reallyFrogman
    @reallyFrogman Рік тому

    The ambitious stress gain is bad because if you can’t make new vassals then it kind of just halts your conquests.

    • @ErzengelDesLichtes
      @ErzengelDesLichtes Рік тому +2

      It doesn’t though. So long as you’re over your domain limit you can give counties freely. So don’t give away any counties you can hold from your stewardship.

  • @Threesixtyci
    @Threesixtyci Рік тому

    So... is there a continuation of Mother of us All Achievement thing.

  • @VonBlade
    @VonBlade Рік тому

    11:59 What's with the glowing cat?

  • @newt1izard969
    @newt1izard969 3 місяці тому

    Restored the Roman Empire last night, and two popes have given themselves claims on my empire in the 4 years since 🤣

  • @xx_gamer_xx8315
    @xx_gamer_xx8315 4 місяці тому

    Did you know that you can use ctrl + tab and ctrl + shift + tab to navigate between tabs in your browser

  • @robsright4256
    @robsright4256 4 місяці тому +1

    Happy belated birthday, Autumn!!! 🎉🎉

  • @zjpdarkblaze
    @zjpdarkblaze Рік тому

    the 5% in the scheme chance did a critical damage

  • @SHDUStudios
    @SHDUStudios Рік тому +3

    Happy birthday, Autumn! If you love Cara, we love you!

  • @craimaxblack
    @craimaxblack 9 місяців тому

    10:11 i'm dissapointed, that place should said "Marrying simply because she is your sister-daughter"

  • @thewingedserpent5823
    @thewingedserpent5823 4 місяці тому

    i feel like people just have a terrible grasp of how probability works.

  • @asham868
    @asham868 Рік тому +2

    I feel that vikings one. I remember in ck2 playing as Mali and suddenly i had a group of viking show up and plunder all my counties, their boats parked up by spain

  • @Zedvais
    @Zedvais 2 місяці тому

    I swear i cannot play without designate heir mod (except im on the quest for some achievements) 😂

  • @Hovstaschack
    @Hovstaschack Рік тому

    Whats your plan for the mega campaign?

  • @teardeem
    @teardeem Рік тому

    you can shift right click on a notification to mark all of them as read

  • @vincentwhite938
    @vincentwhite938 5 місяців тому

    10:34 thats actually what i do when poligamius

  • @goldenfiberwheat238
    @goldenfiberwheat238 Рік тому

    10:26 I would but I can’t find her :(

  • @HungaryMatee
    @HungaryMatee 26 днів тому

    17:48 This reminds me of, when the kingdom of Germany turned into Serbia.

  • @strategogod
    @strategogod Рік тому

    That kid was just Popemaxxing

  • @pauliusthemad3498
    @pauliusthemad3498 3 місяці тому

    To be honest, crusades going to baltics and losing is realistic, teutonics tried it for 200 years and still lost

  • @momentmoment-4
    @momentmoment-4 4 місяці тому

    11:28 IS THAT MATT DILLAHUNTY

  • @velvet6923
    @velvet6923 4 місяці тому

    20:17 well of course they didn't do much with it... yet, i already took out a lone for the day they release the Roman DLC for 50$

  • @PowerArmorV113
    @PowerArmorV113 5 місяців тому

    15:06 GOD DAMN IT NEF ANYO, now you're in other games too!

  • @metetural9140
    @metetural9140 Рік тому +1

    Cara, I'm loving the Minecraft Steve shirt!

  • @Charle596
    @Charle596 Рік тому +1

    Happy Birthday Autumn

  • @cardinalwiggles
    @cardinalwiggles Рік тому +1

    Yes! This is the content i crave! CK3 Memes!

  • @Ally-di8cb
    @Ally-di8cb Рік тому +1

    happy birthday :3

  • @j0hncarp
    @j0hncarp Рік тому

    To be fair, crusader armies not helping each other did happen during the first crusade. Its not that inaccurate lmao

  • @vividersquire7012
    @vividersquire7012 Рік тому +1

    Happy birthday autumn !!!

  • @velvet6923
    @velvet6923 4 місяці тому

    7:40 i don't get why you would revoke their title, just leave them in prison and revoke only those who are too powerful and keep annoying you and then you hand the duchy and kingdom titles to the weakest vassals so they are too weak to ever rebell against you
    i only have to maybe fight a minor rebellion every 20-40 years this way

  • @liamboote225
    @liamboote225 Рік тому +1

    Happy Birthday Autumn!

  • @hansgomez1317
    @hansgomez1317 Рік тому +1

    Happy birthday Atomm

  • @gs-8279
    @gs-8279 Рік тому

    I don’t know who thought that it was a good idea to make an atheist into the pope

  • @Lemino111
    @Lemino111 11 місяців тому

    10:35 look who's there hehe

  • @youngking5328
    @youngking5328 Рік тому +1

    I hate how true the thumbnail is 😅

  • @JagmasterGeneral12374
    @JagmasterGeneral12374 3 місяці тому

    Yeah i did a gsme as an Aquitaine house ended up overthrowing thr king after beating him deposing him thrn hum getting back into power on thr third tume i married him killed his two oldest kings he died if a hesrt attack then usurpeed his son after she died her sadistic son murdered every noble who rebelled i ended up giving the duchy of burgundy away 5 times because every time they would rebel fun times

  • @DocLunarwind
    @DocLunarwind Рік тому

    I’m a bit late, but there was a crusade against the Baltics. Go Denmark.

  • @patricksandqvist6728
    @patricksandqvist6728 Рік тому +1

    Happy birthday Autum!

  • @RubberToeYT
    @RubberToeYT Рік тому

    Haestinn is everywhere and im glad

  • @5050_Good_Odds
    @5050_Good_Odds 21 день тому

    Getting into ck3, epic game

  • @colt1903
    @colt1903 Рік тому

    How do you get rid of the French? Well, you see, the Mongols created this really nifty thing by accident. It's called the black death. So if you can manage to create that early, you might be able to come close.😂

  • @slothslothslothslothslothsloth

    happy birthday!

  • @honshuu
    @honshuu Рік тому

    happy birtday!!!1

  • @hi_im_sota
    @hi_im_sota Місяць тому

    I’m a year late but ALSO a month earlier, sooooo happy birthday autumn lol

  • @simontingle6739
    @simontingle6739 Рік тому

    Happy birthday

  • @SleepyLazyPanda
    @SleepyLazyPanda Рік тому

    Happy Birthday Autumn !

  • @Fishbeings
    @Fishbeings Рік тому

    Happy Bday for 🍂

  • @pimmpslap
    @pimmpslap Рік тому

    I don't get the losing crusades thing, very rarely do the crusades fail for me. My last run I had 3 Dynasty members form Crusader States.

  • @balrogdemorgoth4741
    @balrogdemorgoth4741 Рік тому

    Fun video

  • @pizdaliza5932
    @pizdaliza5932 9 місяців тому

    С днем рождения

  • @loudradialem5233
    @loudradialem5233 9 місяців тому

    Review r/shitcrusaderkingssay

  • @hafor2846
    @hafor2846 Рік тому

    UA-cam's scraping the bottom of the recommendations again? No thanks...

  • @2Links
    @2Links Рік тому

    Happy birthday