Explaining Pregnancy and Motherhood to Whitney Cummings | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 136
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- Опубліковано 17 вер 2023
- #ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy
While in LA Chris caught up with his old pal Whitney Cummings and tried to teach her everything he could about motherhood, pregnancy, and the joys of childbirth and gave her a crash course on what to expect being a new parent.
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Chrissy is a good mother
Haha 😂
This comment!!!!!!
The best mommy! Haha
😂😂😂
Those hips don't lie
Hearing how passionate chrissy gets when he talks about his kids is so adorable
"i think people stopped wanting a happy life. People now want a life that other people are jealous of" - Whitney speaking the realist truth 💯
Nah I’m good
Covetousness 👺
Weird that she would know that. Time to get back to her empty mansion and get more plastic surgery.
@@lazylion420 we got a doctor in the comments here lmao
@@oak8891you don’t need to be a doctor to know basic psychology.
I'm happy that this podcast is woke enough to have my favorite transman and my favorite trans woman talk about child birth. It's beautiful😢
😂
😂
💀
The beauty of this podcast is whether the original comment is a joke or not it’s still awesome.
I honestly am not sure which one is which...
This was the best Chrissy podcast in a long time.
hi
Besides the guest with her annoying laugh. As bad as Bert
Said no one EVER
Nah u cap
Chris is so in tune with Jasmine it's so refreshing. Most men don't have a CLUE
Definitely on the same cycle lol
im happy they worked it out and have stayed together
Glad they worked it out. Communication is absolutely critical for a relationship and getting through some of the worst case scenarios put in front of you. I've been with my partner 15 years, she's my best friend and I genuinely look forward to coming home to see her. We went through a pretty wild incident late last year and I ended up shot. A guy fired 9 rounds at us. I went down, her and our training as tactically trained EMTs came in immediately. We had a tourniquet started and when I asked where's the shooter she immediately drew her gun to cover me putting the tourniquet on. I was yelling for her to come back because I could never live with myself that she was hurt protecting me. I put myself between her and the shooter as soon as I heard the first round snap off past my head.
The reason I tell that is to say being in tune with your significant other is important and takes work everyday. I can see when her sleep is horrible or she's been dealing with nightmares since the shooting. I do my best to support her and let her know she's not alone in feeling like she does. I'm there to listen but also just there if she just wants to go for a walk and not say anything. No doubt this has been a challenge but I truly believe having a solid foundation of a relationship and work on yourselves can get you through most things. I love that woman to death and hope her and I can find peace after the unprovoked attack. I still blame myself for not drawing but the situation was ambiguous until the shooting started. One thing I hope and doubt she would ever say is I let her down that night. But the PTSD creeps in making me think I did.
Sorry for the rant but yes Chris is definitely in tune with Jazz. This podcast made me even more so want kids sooner rather than later. I worry the recent trauma would make it substantial harder on her.
Where is Titi Jerry!? I miss her
Second that
Rehab in SW Monroe County, NY
Meth
@@CopKongo10damn fr?
Damn if so that really sucks
Fr need Jerry back asap
Bro I’ve never commented on a UA-cam video and I don’t have social media but you actually hit me at home today! But I love your take only your family life over money! You’re the man Chrissy and funny AF!!! Keep doing the lord’s work you closeted profit x
profit? prophet?
Social media is for losers! UA-cam comments are where the real cool kids hang out welcome to the club brother!
Lmao Chris calling out Whitney’s Hardy’s
How refreshing to hear these two talk about family and children realistically. Back to the basics.. and so relatable.
Sometimes i get the feeling that no one is positive about having children. People complain so much, and that made me talk about children less and less. Even made me think negative about having children ( i have two kids). And i loved this podcast from beginning to end with the jokes and everything. Love this so much. Thank you for being real in this invoirment.
I like the perspective of chrissy, who has three kids talking to a woman who is expecting her first. Very interesting.
Dr. Chrissy in the house today. Such a chaotic, caring genius.
I just love everything about this man.
Just imagine having Whitney as your mother. That kid is gonna have a wild ride.
Hope it’s a boy. A girl doesn’t stand a chance in hell
As a gay man she would be the perfect mother. She would also be easily manipulated into getting what I want. lol.
She would be a great mom if she didn’t have an abortion
@@nq6508just like yo mom.
@@SirPercival1207she didn’t get an abortion lmao. Even if she wanted to she’s too far along now no state would do it
Love me some Whitney chaos x chris chaos combo
Hes been waiting to tell these stories lol perfect
Wow these two are incredible together. I love you both
Currently 38 weeks pregnant & this episode is perfect rn 🧡
So what
Have a safe delivery! Im a new parent and the first few minutes of this podcast really hit home.
@@martymurphyii1595what a weird comment lol
Had a baby 3 months ago. Congratulations!
I’m genuinely upset that I don’t get to have Chris as a father.
Whitney, good for you. Congrats
Great chemistry, this was so good
And duh, they're so similar! Never thought about it.. They both are people who want to really get into the details of random subjects so of course this would be a banger
As much as I loved this episode- are we ever gonna get an ep where Chrissy doesn’t mention Intermittent Fasting? I can’t deal anymore 😂
welcome to Chrissy Chaos baby!
Or how he “quit social media”
Or how he seeks everyone approval about decisions he has made or thinking of making!! Ughhhhh!!
No
to be fair, Chris kinda tells the same stories a lot. Before intermittent fasting and quitting the internet, he told the same stories about his dad. At least he doesn't tell those stories anymore bc he's too busy talking about intermittent fasting and quitting the internet now.
Wild to observe the tremendous growth in both of them. Happy for their happiness. Fun podcast!
meh, Chris has big "obese guy lost his first 8 pounds and is now telling everybody about his weight loss philosophy" vibes. Most people talking/thinking so much about such topics are often using it to rationalize something so they can ignore real reasons. And Whitney is a control freak, she wants to be the absolute perfect mom so badly that she will most likely be annoying as hell to everyone around her. But they have good chemistry because they are both overthinking everything with that super corny self-help book touch.
This was a great podcast for modern parents. HBD Whitney 🎉
Astrologically, Chris is a Virgo sun and Scorpio moon, Whitney is a Virgo sun and Pisces moon
I was like WOW whitney isnt talking over her guests now that she is pregnant!!! then i realized it was chrissy Ds podcast...
You can't step in the same river twice means that life is always changing, now only exist now. In the same way a river is never the same as it changes shape all the time as it erodes the banks.
They have complimentary energies you can see the love like they are kindred thinkers
Hell yeah Whitney! Love this combo
loved this podcast, you and whitney make a great comedic duo who also just are realistic human beings talking about the human condition in a thoughtful way. it's fun watching you both grow as people.
Congratulations on your baby sweet woman!
My hubby and I miss Whitney's show!
I love this episode of Chaos~
Always hilarious when y’all link and Two of the best chests in comedy 🙌🏼🤙🏼
😭😭😭
That Slushee intro remix is 🔥
Whitney is the best at egging on Chrissy like on the Wendy Williams show 😂
I love you guys! You're so funny! Thanks ❤️✨
I just want to say… Jazz you’re a beautiful woman and a great mom. ❤❤❤
This was a great episode ❤ entertaining 😍✨
Whitney I absolutely loved all your shows!!
I love how you could pop your ass to the Chrissy chaos intro 😂
I love how stoked Whitney is about being the best mom❤
Chrissy on TMG was a crossover I didn’t expect last week lol this is a good follow up
Great episode!!
what a fantastic duo xxxxx
Great combo! Chrissy D MD and Mommy Whitney
The intro song is dope in both genres.
This is a GREAT episode 🙂
Great episode ❤
Hella early for so much Madness ...
I'm in 🎉
“Chosen for you by the Universe,” Absolutely. Chris is a really smart dude.
I’m really happy for you to be having a baby
Great episode. Thank you.
One of my new favorite eps
I feel seen as a mom 👏🏽👏🏽
The only guest who could out talk Whitney 10:1. Chrissy is exhausting.
Yesss 2 of my favorites !!!
Holy crap his toe story about his and his daughters feet is exactly how I knew my daughter was mine! I have the same thing with the toes overlapping
This episode was very fun to watch! We needed it
I like momma Whitney now. She's funny
Love it!
My two fav comedians
I usually hate listening to pregnant women talk about children and birth, because they literally know nothing until they have kids. But Whitney sounds so ready and Chris was great too!
I agree fully!
Nah they were on fire in this one lmfaoo solid ep
Loved this episode! If you don’t have kids I can see how it would be boring, but I thought it was great.
EXCELLENT!❤😂
I thought my baby would come out looking like my sweet pale skin blue eyed husband, but when she came out she was literally a bronzed Mexican bean with a full head of black hair. Which is exactly like me. Wild.
SO good. This pod honestly has gotten to a new level genius since you've been pregnant! Beautiful.
That intro was so good
Hell yeah!!
Idk if that baby’s gonna be ok but at least he’ll be funny
Family
@@Spacespacespacewaste love ya full homo
@@user-jt4nu9fy6q I felt … gay
Love my boys!!
That was the BEST podcast I’ve ever listened to.
Could you please add a second show for the November 2nd date at the Carnegie of Homestead Music Hall in PA? 😅😅
Love to see it
Love Chrissy angel
Love Crazy Crissy
Violet was purple, that’s why we named her violet 🤣
Hey Whitney. When I had epidural I couldn’t feel to push. It was waaaay harder. Without epidural I couldn’t not push. It was waaay easier. But definitely more painful but I preferred without.
Chrissy is such a good poppa !!!!!!!
Chrissy is the best.
Whitney we loved your sitcom - you're amazing - don't ride elephants.
Chrissy - we love you and how deep seated you are in your family-life.
lmfaooo cars don't even have antennas anymore :D we're old af now
Your videos haven’t been showing up on my feed! Am I the only one who has to look it up to find the videos now?
I wish I could sit down with Whitney for an hour and just discuss motherhood, raising boys vs girls, and generational mental health.
holy shit i wasn't loving seeing the feedback chrissy needed taking up so much time on TMG but thumbnail is so good already SO good.
gonna watch rn 🫡
DR.Chris 🩺🥼🥽❤🇵🇷
This was a fun and informative listen!
Chrissy Crusades, yeah boi
How about kudos to Whitney allowing Chrissy to have his podcast at Whitney's studio. 🙌🏾
Yasss
For The People!
This broad be trippin ❤
I need the intro music on Spotify so I can work out to it... stat!
You need to interview NF dude, it just hit me. Same values
Maybe throw a little thanks to those of us choosing to be childless but still working to make this a better place for your kids and theirs. Rather than say how selfish we are. 💝🤙 Love you both!!
Yeah. From a certain perspective, not having children is actually a precious gift to their children. Plus, uncles and aunties have their own unique roles.
Chrissy what do you think of quantum computing being in a state of never on and off?
John Steinbecks East of Eden quote: And now that you don't have to be perfect. You can be Good.
I’m 33 & was offered an amniocentesis & I said hell no, now they can test a lot by drawing your blood.
you da man. whitney is gorgeous!
Pregnant Whitney forever ❤
Titi Jerry is looking good! Hot damn
Whitney just uploaded this same podcast. I'm waiting for the podcast where Chris actually interviews Whitney.