It's ridiculous how he, in his years of experience playing multiple GTAs, never realised that it's a bad idea to enter a car with a broken door or a bike with a cop right near him. I don't think it's some mental issue either. He is just THAT stupid.
1:57:26 "This game is glitched! Destroy the boats? I seriously didn't know to do that." Instructions right on the screen. Bugged retina and reading comprehension mechanics.
Played these games 100 times and still refuses to use drive by shooting to deal with cars on the move, making simple chase missions last forever. I'll never forget when DSP chased Jizzy in GTA San Andreas from San Fierro all the way to Mt. Chiliad lol.
51:39 - Got me good. I legit thought that was Phil saying that. That, along with Phil's stupidity, and failure to notice that he had a 1-Star wanted level. I couldn't stop laughing. Thanks!
Yeah it's obvious how much his financial problems cripple his ability to embrace his job/hobby and have fun. That's why the old phil died out in mid 2013. The drop in income from his machinima contract was the first real scare that set him down this path of depression and despair
What's funny is that he actually did reasonably well in the second stream, but thankfully, there were more fails after that one. I'm curious to see how he'll do in the film studio missions. I think G-Spotlight was the one he kept loading his save in even though he didn't fail the mission.
Without a doubt. His "redemption" runs are always worse than the originals. Because the original playthroughs were actually his legit reactions. His second playthroughs are just him struggling to remember simple things, repeating mistakes, not caring about and paying even less attention to the story than the first time, and staring at streamchat waiting for cheers and bits.
1:37:18 I knew immediately what was going to happen, and judging by Phil's clearly not angry reaction, he knew too and did it for a laugh. There was no heart or anger in that "come aaaaaaaaaaaaawn"
"I don't know if I'll be able to pay my bills" He says, as he takes days off from his excruciatingly hard job of sitting on a comfy couch playing video games, and not doing anything to take the load off his finances. Get rid of things you don't need, only keep the absolute necessities to function. WORK MORE! That's what people who are really struggling paycheck to paycheck do, but he's not really struggling.
57:06 I love how he says working at Target won't help him pay his bills. Except that it would! If he worked part-time and streamed on his days off, then he would make a larger dent in his debt each month and pay it off faster. He just doesn't want to work a real job.
@@Falconfire851 In January he made like $3500 in tips ALONE. That's not counting Patreon, Twitch subs and cheers or UA-cam views. Working at Target (or ANY job Phil would be able to get) full-time he wouldn't even make $1500 a month. His constant money woes are just a way to goad his paypigs into giving him more $$.
Phil cares only about finishing the game as fast as possible and makes no effort to just relax and explore the map. As a result, he has no idea where the save points (and garages) are, where the regular vehicle spawns are, where weapon spawns are, no idea of how to travel faster off the main roads, no idea where healing and body armor pickups are, doesn't find hardly any hidden packages (thus depriving him of both money and, more importantly, armor/weapon/vehicle spawns at his safe houses to help restock him when he constantly fails missions), he never does the bonus side missions (and thus misses out on gaining infinite sprint, immunity to fire, and max health/body armor upgrades)...and then has the audacity to bawwwww when he's woefully unprepared for missions. What would he prefer, that the game respawn him with 1000 health and body armor and an armory of weapons? To anyone who's never played Vice City - there's fucktons of weapons, vehicles, save points, and money all over the map. You just have to, you know, actually look for them.
"This map is confusing" It's really not Phil, you just don't know how to pause and look at the map screen and learn the layout of the game, you don't care about the game enough to get a basic idea of the layout and all you want to do is complain about how there's no big arrow pointing the way. Yeah, GTA IV is nice having a GPS but come on, Vice City is one of the most straightforward and simple maps of the PS2 era, next to GTA 3 which only seems worse because there's no in game map, essentially forcing you to memorize the whole layout of it
For those who wanna know, the songs that play whenever Dave complains about his financial situation each came from this version of Nosferatu: ua-cam.com/video/Od0orWf981c/v-deo.html
I like how Phil crashes into everything and anything on his way to a mission, (dropping his health along the way) then rages when he does almost instantly when a gun fight emerges.
Ever notice how Phil constantly repeats things he says twice? I don't know if it's a time filling tactic or just some kind of verbal tic he has, but it's really consistent.
Finally I thought I was the only one that hated that. He treats his viewers like they're blind. And I get the logic that yeah maybe I'm watching something or doing something else while this stream is happening but for anyone actually watching that's annoying He is annoying. Sometimes we just gotta be bare bones about it, no creative insults, man's just annoying
yeah, he is annoying. i think he does that cause he genuinely thinks he is better/smarter than us. as if he needs to dumb down what he says. or maybe he is trying to convince us he's right by repeating hinself. either way, he is an asshole.
Oh my god, him turning off the music is a sign that he will really make this worse, seriously his singing gives me a headache and not mentioning the fact that he always makes scrubby pig pants lies. I'm hoping to make my own TiHYDP of his playthrough of this, but I've got to upload the 2nd half of my TiHYDP of Splatoon. Also, is it me or does he always look at his Trump-esque stream chat while driving a car ingame? Cause he is not even paying attention to the road everytime he drives a car while looking at the stream chat.
1:01:29 Autocide was one of the few missions where I had so much trouble with, and end up hating. But idk how tf he can beat it once or twice the first time and still took a trillion times the next
1:09:24 Did Phil just aim a sniper rifle at two people in a truck and fire upon it while standing next to a police officer?! Well to be fair it could be likely that a police NPC just wondered next to Phil but if he knowingly stand next to a cop while shooting at someone then it's prove that Phil has been losing brain cells in the past 10 years. Might explain the increase scrubbness in his recent playthroughs. Edit: Phil: "Why's that cop always there?" So wait he KNOWS there's a cop nearby but Phil chose to use a sniper rifle: a weapon that is the most cumbersome to use and take forever to line up and shoot, giving time for that one cop to run and arrest you without fail? My theory of Phil losing his brain cells is more accurate than I thought.
Honestly, if Phil wanted to avoid content ID from the radio stations, why didn't he just play the stations KCHAT or VCPR? Those stations had no music and are absolute comic gold to listen to.
Someone once made a cheer calling him Dave, falsely assuming that was Phil's name. Tevin popularized this as "Dave Bennet", stating that this is a better sounding name than Phil Burnell. It stuck. That's all there is to it.
Admits to making no money on UA-cam... but still uploads his unedited videos with zero copywritten music to the same UA-cam that makes him no money..."Just tell me the song guys! I'll sing it!" "Uhhhh idk that song"
Gets a wanted level There's a cop around Cop comes at him Gets on a bike Speeds away from the cop Immediately crashes into a light pole Gets busted Most DSP thing ever.
@1:36:26 "my whole gang are supposed to be there defending me" It's the other way around, you are hired on to help them defeat the Haitians also what fucking gang? Two guys were left by the time he gets in the van and he runs one over.
Nice TIHYDP. One question though, i watched quite some TIHYDP Videos and never saw a "Nothing i could do! This is not my fault!" counter. I think it would be a nice addition to TIHYDP videos! :D
People can't use that "first time playing" excuse either since it's supposed to be a redemption run. I'm sure now it's something like "well it's been 4 years". Man plays games for a living and doesn't understand the literal basics of all video games. I swear every game with explosives he always stands right next to them then whines about how bullshit splash damage is The van destroing mission is a great example too. Every time he gets into the van, a person pulls him out. Instead of trying to get rid of the people, he decides just running in a circle for a second is good enough
Bungle Snurch Exactly, I really want to know what is going through Phil's head, when he is playing a game fails the objective in the game and then says he is wasting time by having to redo the objective agian. To me he is wasting time because he is playing a video game, but if he was bright enough he would play the mission, be careful but not too careful of the game's traps and heck be done with it. He does not seem to get that though, it's just rush, rush, rush, complain, complain, complain and the cycle repeats it's self with Phil.
I’ve been fearing this happening since he mentioned how he wanted to redo playthroughs of 3, VC and SA when he cheated through Liberty City Stories. EDIT: I apologize for being generous enough to say he “played through” Liberty City Stories. Playing through a game involves perseverance and some hard work, even through to the end. DSP, despite playing through games being his “job”, didn’t even have the respect to legitimately complete the game. So “cheated through” Liberty City Stories is more accurate.
Good to See you back, I was waiting for that One. Sad that dsp's dipshit Fans helping him So much on the stream, cause he wouldn't get one little thing done xD
I know the Trails effect is divisive for some players, but turning the Trails effect off also removed the game's vibrant Miami-styled color filter and made the game look boring -like Phil's gameplay- . It's also incredible that Phil thinks the version he's playing is the mobile version on PS4 when it's really just the PS2 version emulated on the PS4. This is what happens when you have people giving you misinformation without researching shit yourself. [facepalm]
I don't think he's ever enjoyed it, he's never pegged me as a guy who likes video games. He realizes it makes him easy money so he can sit on a couch all day not doing anything. Hell I don't even know if I buy his claim about working in a bank (though hell he's been bitching about having no money for years yet somehow keeps going, maybe he knows some secrets) I don't know anything about this PandaLee situation or whatever, some people say he was great before she came along, all I know from what I've seen, how he does nothing but shit on video games, ignores their instructions, never learns anything from them and will drop them at the drop of a hat if the money runs dry, he doesn't do this for fun
He also can't even shut the fuck up for the damn theme song. My favorite, listening to a fucking dipshit make up some god awful rap over a really good theme song
To quote the Haitians in this game: _I want to hear you SSCCRRRREEEEAAAMMM!_ God this playthrough has been a real disaster. Funny how as time has gone by his performance has actually degraded. I never thought that such a thing was possible. Edit: Also, during the whole save Lance mission segment, I put "I Need A Hero" on the background. Made it so much funnier lmao.
When will he ever learn to stop looking at the chat constantly ? He got salty when someone called him out, but it is true. No one wants to see constant crashing and watching you fall in the water constantly.
I honestly had no fucking clue in the world what he was thinking at 1:20:00... the only thing he could do there was back up... surrounded by cops... bikes back up slowly........ Instant Busted was the only option there, its like that what he was hoping for lol
That's because Phil is an absolute idiot that doesn't understand the simple rules that have been present in every single GTA game he's played. And that's because he doesn't give a shit about video games, because he's blatantly ignorant to how they work then when they game works exactly how it's supposed to, he thinks it's shit I also am pretty positive he does stupid like that just so he can shit on the game, he is either was a complete idiot or he knew doing that would be like a funny haha rage reaction. He did something like that in GTA IV where he ran in front of a moving taxi on purpose then was very very obviously fake angry for the sake of humor. Faking the reaction is one thing but to say the game is shit for it is just the worst
Wasted 3 times, busted one time and 4 mission failures in the first four Ken Rosenberg-missons. Thats exceptionally bad.
You're all just jealous that Phil is one of the best gamers in the country
@@boglurker2043 Yeah right.
@@ultimatecontagion thats a quote from phil lol
@@boglurker2043 seriously?
It's ridiculous how he, in his years of experience playing multiple GTAs, never realised that it's a bad idea to enter a car with a broken door or a bike with a cop right near him. I don't think it's some mental issue either. He is just THAT stupid.
who ever takes the time to make this TIHYDP deserves a thousand years of happiness.
1:38:10 you got to be kidding me. He did it again twice since 6 years?
That surreal moment when you witness history repeat itself.
Wow. Impressive.
Octorber13 I could've swore he did 43:49 before as well, or am I thinking of yours?
I don't think I've laughed harder in my life
Best part hahahaha
1:57:26 "This game is glitched! Destroy the boats? I seriously didn't know to do that." Instructions right on the screen. Bugged retina and reading comprehension mechanics.
Played these games 100 times and still refuses to use drive by shooting to deal with cars on the move, making simple chase missions last forever. I'll never forget when DSP chased Jizzy in GTA San Andreas from San Fierro all the way to Mt. Chiliad lol.
Bruh for real 😂 all the way to Chiliad I'm done
@@LedZedd A truly unique skill only Phil would posses, gotta recognize "talent" when you see it 🤣
51:39 - Got me good. I legit thought that was Phil saying that. That, along with Phil's stupidity, and failure to notice that he had a 1-Star wanted level. I couldn't stop laughing. Thanks!
His cutscene reactions "Uh-uh" "Ugh". Jesus xDD
1:38:11 Old Phil had so much more soul...
Yeah it's obvious how much his financial problems cripple his ability to embrace his job/hobby and have fun. That's why the old phil died out in mid 2013. The drop in income from his machinima contract was the first real scare that set him down this path of depression and despair
Old Philburt was also, by the admission of Current Phil, drunk of his fucking ass when recording.
I have a feeling that this playthrough will be worse than the original playthrough.
43 Mission Fails and 6 Busted already, he had 96 and 10 in the original
What's funny is that he actually did reasonably well in the second stream, but thankfully, there were more fails after that one. I'm curious to see how he'll do in the film studio missions. I think G-Spotlight was the one he kept loading his save in even though he didn't fail the mission.
Without a doubt. His "redemption" runs are always worse than the originals. Because the original playthroughs were actually his legit reactions. His second playthroughs are just him struggling to remember simple things, repeating mistakes, not caring about and paying even less attention to the story than the first time, and staring at streamchat waiting for cheers and bits.
Not to mention no music..
Why are you salty for?
1:38:13
Sums up Phil’s gaming career
Forever failing, always to be bad.
Phil's brain can only retain one control scheme at a time.
so tru
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1:37:18 I knew immediately what was going to happen, and judging by Phil's clearly not angry reaction, he knew too and did it for a laugh. There was no heart or anger in that "come aaaaaaaaaaaaawn"
Gets busted at 1:39:30
Rage loads
*Rage loading won't help you.
That's going into the counter .
I fucking DIED there
"I don't know if I'll be able to pay my bills"
He says, as he takes days off from his excruciatingly hard job of sitting on a comfy couch playing video games, and not doing anything to take the load off his finances. Get rid of things you don't need, only keep the absolute necessities to function. WORK MORE! That's what people who are really struggling paycheck to paycheck do, but he's not really struggling.
57:06 I love how he says working at Target won't help him pay his bills. Except that it would! If he worked part-time and streamed on his days off, then he would make a larger dent in his debt each month and pay it off faster. He just doesn't want to work a real job.
@@Falconfire851 In January he made like $3500 in tips ALONE. That's not counting Patreon, Twitch subs and cheers or UA-cam views. Working at Target (or ANY job Phil would be able to get) full-time he wouldn't even make $1500 a month.
His constant money woes are just a way to goad his paypigs into giving him more $$.
@58:13 DSP following and shooting at some random boat instead of the boat he was supposed to find and shoot was priceless.
I love how he doesn’t do drive bys. Makes it so much harder on himself
I can’t believe he still hasn’t realised that you can’t sprint with a two handed weapon.
Phil cares only about finishing the game as fast as possible and makes no effort to just relax and explore the map.
As a result, he has no idea where the save points (and garages) are, where the regular vehicle spawns are, where weapon spawns are, no idea of how to travel faster off the main roads, no idea where healing and body armor pickups are, doesn't find hardly any hidden packages (thus depriving him of both money and, more importantly, armor/weapon/vehicle spawns at his safe houses to help restock him when he constantly fails missions), he never does the bonus side missions (and thus misses out on gaining infinite sprint, immunity to fire, and max health/body armor upgrades)...and then has the audacity to bawwwww when he's woefully unprepared for missions.
What would he prefer, that the game respawn him with 1000 health and body armor and an armory of weapons?
To anyone who's never played Vice City - there's fucktons of weapons, vehicles, save points, and money all over the map. You just have to, you know, actually look for them.
01:25:53 This moment got me good lol
"This map is confusing" It's really not Phil, you just don't know how to pause and look at the map screen and learn the layout of the game, you don't care about the game enough to get a basic idea of the layout and all you want to do is complain about how there's no big arrow pointing the way. Yeah, GTA IV is nice having a GPS but come on, Vice City is one of the most straightforward and simple maps of the PS2 era, next to GTA 3 which only seems worse because there's no in game map, essentially forcing you to memorize the whole layout of it
This guy can remember buying the fucking games at a random store, but can't remember any of the missions.
Imagine playing GTA without the music
For those who wanna know, the songs that play whenever Dave complains about his financial situation each came from this version of Nosferatu:
ua-cam.com/video/Od0orWf981c/v-deo.html
What a brilliant movie ❤
You can clearly tell that DSP hates Replaying this Game he just doin this for the money
DSP acts AS IF it was special in 2010 to own a PS 2 and GTA III, GTA Vice City and GTA San Andreas. EVERY PS 2 owner owned these Games arround 2005.
I like how Phil crashes into everything and anything on his way to a mission, (dropping his health along the way) then rages when he does almost instantly when a gun fight emerges.
Just wanna say THANKS for the counters at the top covering DSP's layout, i usually just cut it off at the top of my screen
Ever notice how Phil constantly repeats things he says twice? I don't know if it's a time filling tactic or just some kind of verbal tic he has, but it's really consistent.
Finally I thought I was the only one that hated that. He treats his viewers like they're blind. And I get the logic that yeah maybe I'm watching something or doing something else while this stream is happening but for anyone actually watching that's annoying
He is annoying. Sometimes we just gotta be bare bones about it, no creative insults, man's just annoying
yeah, he is annoying. i think he does that cause he genuinely thinks he is better/smarter than us. as if he needs to dumb down what he says. or maybe he is trying to convince us he's right by repeating hinself. either way, he is an asshole.
1:22:06
That cop in the back gets destroyed 😂
That Riot Mission arround 20:09 is like a Tutorial Mission You re supposed to beat that first try.
Tommy sums up dsp perfectly 26:42
Lmao DSP is attracted to light poles and police for some reason
Oh my god, him turning off the music is a sign that he will really make this worse, seriously his singing gives me a headache and not mentioning the fact that he always makes scrubby pig pants lies. I'm hoping to make my own TiHYDP of his playthrough of this, but I've got to upload the 2nd half of my TiHYDP of Splatoon.
Also, is it me or does he always look at his Trump-esque stream chat while driving a car ingame? Cause he is not even paying attention to the road everytime he drives a car while looking at the stream chat.
1:01:29 Autocide was one of the few missions where I had so much trouble with, and end up hating. But idk how tf he can beat it once or twice the first time and still took a trillion times the next
Leaving 1:25:52 here for my future reference
thedub007 nice popeye
I *YAM* what I *YAM!*
@4:00 Humans exchanging mating calls.
Love the intro man. The first 5 seconds takes more effort then Dave's entire playthrough
Playing GTA without music is a sin
But I get it because UA-cam. The damn bitch of it is we have to hear Phil sing.
Especially vice city
1:40:30 another day with him saying “Horse Shit” lol and he knew he had that coming
1:09:24 Did Phil just aim a sniper rifle at two people in a truck and fire upon it while standing next to a police officer?! Well to be fair it could be likely that a police NPC just wondered next to Phil but if he knowingly stand next to a cop while shooting at someone then it's prove that Phil has been losing brain cells in the past 10 years. Might explain the increase scrubbness in his recent playthroughs.
Edit: Phil: "Why's that cop always there?" So wait he KNOWS there's a cop nearby but Phil chose to use a sniper rifle: a weapon that is the most cumbersome to use and take forever to line up and shoot, giving time for that one cop to run and arrest you without fail? My theory of Phil losing his brain cells is more accurate than I thought.
Ha 🤣
You can tell when he gets busted, he knows he fucked up and is struggling to come up with an excuse 😂
Honestly, if Phil wanted to avoid content ID from the radio stations, why didn't he just play the stations KCHAT or VCPR? Those stations had no music and are absolute comic gold to listen to.
1:05:35
- YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!
- With all due respect, officer, can you give me a minute? I have to take this call first.
1:11:03
" I'm not a muppet like those other youtubers "
And btw how's that back Dave ? I see you can do them sharp moves on that sofa
22:40 "I don't have the outfit! , is it a bug?"
The game devs didn't equate for you to not finish that mission first go......
Tiny violin 32:10
the goat laughs are funny. thanks for having those in
Omg that intro. I permanently have that "You need to shut the f up" clip in my head anytime he starts blabbing.
Oh yeah? Well how about this clip 2:01:49
Just curious, why do you call Phill Dave? 2:04:33
Someone once made a cheer calling him Dave, falsely assuming that was Phil's name.
Tevin popularized this as "Dave Bennet", stating that this is a better sounding name than Phil Burnell.
It stuck. That's all there is to it.
Fair enough I wasn't familiar with that. Thanks!
38:57 his car got assaulted by air
26:40 breaking the 4th wall
Admits to making no money on UA-cam... but still uploads his unedited videos with zero copywritten music to the same UA-cam that makes him no money..."Just tell me the song guys! I'll sing it!" "Uhhhh idk that song"
58:12 that "WHAT?! HUH!?" Was hilarious!
Just like with the GTA III "redemption run," it's so awkward having no music play while driving.
I can be good at driving, if I want to!
1:38:11 got me so hard😂 I am LMAO 🤣
1:47:40 loool I saw same scene in one of scary movies series🤣🤣
Oh yeah, I love what you did here, DDG. Looking forward to Part 2.
I cant wait for CopLand Redux
Gets a wanted level
There's a cop around
Cop comes at him
Gets on a bike
Speeds away from the cop
Immediately crashes into a light pole
Gets busted
Most DSP thing ever.
43:50 lmaoooooooooo
VMSMark oh come ooooooooooon
Ack aaaaaaaaaaaaccccck
You should manually add the mission passed theme for missions that you show that he passes. Bad enough he is so scared with khantent ID
How could he forget the Mission were he has to Steal the Tank from the Army ?
1:38:12 deja Vu he did it again. 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@1:36:26 "my whole gang are supposed to be there defending me"
It's the other way around, you are hired on to help them defeat the Haitians also what fucking gang? Two guys were left by the time he gets in the van and he runs one over.
Yell little man Yell!
Nice TIHYDP. One question though, i watched quite some TIHYDP Videos and never saw a "Nothing i could do! This is not my fault!" counter. I think it would be a nice addition to TIHYDP videos! :D
dsp aside, how did he manage to get such a good quality o image from PS2 ???
Love the Thumbnail
MrDmoney156 only one missing from that thumbnail is wings of redemption
Pvt. Prinny lol who'd you think he'll be?
He'll be Kinzo.
+Pvt. Prinny
No Wings of Redemption wouldnt fit into the Thumbnail
1:38:12 Making the same old mistakes again, you've learned nothing!
People can't use that "first time playing" excuse either since it's supposed to be a redemption run. I'm sure now it's something like "well it's been 4 years". Man plays games for a living and doesn't understand the literal basics of all video games. I swear every game with explosives he always stands right next to them then whines about how bullshit splash damage is
The van destroing mission is a great example too. Every time he gets into the van, a person pulls him out. Instead of trying to get rid of the people, he decides just running in a circle for a second is good enough
Bungle Snurch
Exactly, I really want to know what is going through Phil's head, when he is playing a game fails the objective in the game and then says he is wasting time by having to redo the objective agian. To me he is wasting time because he is playing a video game, but if he was bright enough he would play the mission, be careful but not too careful of the game's traps and heck be done with it. He does not seem to get that though, it's just rush, rush, rush, complain, complain, complain and the cycle repeats it's self with Phil.
21:21
Dsp vs constructive criticism
The save icon looking like a pigs nose is fucking hilarious
I’ve been fearing this happening since he mentioned how he wanted to redo playthroughs of 3, VC and SA when he cheated through Liberty City Stories.
EDIT: I apologize for being generous enough to say he “played through” Liberty City Stories. Playing through a game involves perseverance and some hard work, even through to the end. DSP, despite playing through games being his “job”, didn’t even have the respect to legitimately complete the game. So “cheated through” Liberty City Stories is more accurate.
It was the birth of POORLY MADE.
Why is there classical music playing at around 40 minutes in? Not complaining; it sounds nice
Wow can’t believe the OG play through was that long ago
Good to See you back, I was waiting for that One. Sad that dsp's dipshit Fans helping him So much on the stream, cause he wouldn't get one little thing done xD
dude this playthrough isn't even Phil playing vice city anymore it's Twitch Plays Vice City with Phil as a talkshow host in the corner
I know the Trails effect is divisive for some players, but turning the Trails effect off also removed the game's vibrant Miami-styled color filter and made the game look boring -like Phil's gameplay- . It's also incredible that Phil thinks the version he's playing is the mobile version on PS4 when it's really just the PS2 version emulated on the PS4. This is what happens when you have people giving you misinformation without researching shit yourself. [facepalm]
Yass. Your GTA TIHYDP’s are so good.
I'm sure he's still not get any better this year, huh?
"Oh God, she (Mercedes) looks hideous in this!"
Hey, don't talk shit about your ex-fiancé.
His driving has, somehow, gotten worse.
Phil needs to wear his glasses
It's obvious that Phil doesn't enjoy his "job" as playing video games for a living anymore.
I don't think he's ever enjoyed it, he's never pegged me as a guy who likes video games. He realizes it makes him easy money so he can sit on a couch all day not doing anything. Hell I don't even know if I buy his claim about working in a bank (though hell he's been bitching about having no money for years yet somehow keeps going, maybe he knows some secrets)
I don't know anything about this PandaLee situation or whatever, some people say he was great before she came along, all I know from what I've seen, how he does nothing but shit on video games, ignores their instructions, never learns anything from them and will drop them at the drop of a hat if the money runs dry, he doesn't do this for fun
Miss Machiko. I see that you're also man of culture as well...
Turning off the music in a Vice City play through should tell you everything you need to know about this guy.
He also can't even shut the fuck up for the damn theme song. My favorite, listening to a fucking dipshit make up some god awful rap over a really good theme song
I watched the whole thing. Man, I want to stream this game and show Phil how it's done!
To quote the Haitians in this game:
_I want to hear you SSCCRRRREEEEAAAMMM!_
God this playthrough has been a real disaster. Funny how as time has gone by his performance has actually degraded. I never thought that such a thing was possible.
Edit: Also, during the whole save Lance mission segment, I put "I Need A Hero" on the background. Made it so much funnier lmao.
Is DSP unaware that 'dead air' is allowable during a stream?
Goddamn he crashes so much.
He isn't wearing his glasses.
Music at 32:00?
When will he ever learn to stop looking at the chat constantly ? He got salty when someone called him out, but it is true. No one wants to see constant crashing and watching you fall in the water constantly.
Now this is a new low struggling with vice city missions i was acing these when i was 13 pmsl
Why does he have a save file in every slot? He does it all the time. I had 3 max in any GTA.
U can lower the resulution to about 80 then turn dramatic shadow and there u will have ps2 graphics of gta vc
Turn off the dynamic shadow
1:48:44
Eternal Light jaja
I honestly had no fucking clue in the world what he was thinking at 1:20:00... the only thing he could do there was back up... surrounded by cops... bikes back up slowly........ Instant Busted was the only option there, its like that what he was hoping for lol
That's because Phil is an absolute idiot that doesn't understand the simple rules that have been present in every single GTA game he's played. And that's because he doesn't give a shit about video games, because he's blatantly ignorant to how they work then when they game works exactly how it's supposed to, he thinks it's shit
I also am pretty positive he does stupid like that just so he can shit on the game, he is either was a complete idiot or he knew doing that would be like a funny haha rage reaction. He did something like that in GTA IV where he ran in front of a moving taxi on purpose then was very very obviously fake angry for the sake of humor. Faking the reaction is one thing but to say the game is shit for it is just the worst
I can't decide if these videos are malicious as in they bully Phil, or just made in the name of good fun?
Lol LTG on the thumbnail
i have to skip the cutscenes dood i can't do ANY editing and just atleast mute it so you can read the subtitles at least!
Thank you Devin!!
18:44 wow! I have no words
Epic Thumbmail!